"Wow, this fits me better than I thought. Has Yukari Yakumo stopped being a sage and become a tailor? With this dress, I can unleash my full power. I should probably thank her, but first... I have to do some not-so-elegant cleaning. It's rough not having a maid around. Oh well, let's just get this over with. Begone, minions of the Lost Word Incident."
Remilia Scarlet's Fantasy Rebirth
Remilia is a monster risen from the grave―a devil resurrected through foul, heretical means. However, not all devils believe in a higher power. Some are atheists. Gods have been reduced to narrative devices, and sacred sites, relics, and concepts have been stripped of their power. Only those who believe in gods would condemn this as heresy. Gods have become trivialized to the point that people wear them as fashion accessories. Remilia, on the other hand, is a noble apex predator far more powerful than humans. Or at least, she was. Now, the powers that belonged to devils are known as science, and her noble life of luxury has become a cheap commodity that anyone can buy. It's almost as if humans have become partial vampires.
"How irritating. Again, why hasn't the fate I saw come to pass? If you know something, this is your last chance to tell me. No, you must know something. The timing's too good to be a coincidence... Hehe. Hahahaha!"
Land of the Scarlet Devil
The Scarlet Devil abhors tedium. Other, more foolish devils seem to prefer being alone and wallowing in isolation. But for a born ruler like Remilia, solitude is a curse. A problem shared is a problem halved. That's why Remilia shares her mansion with an indomitable gatekeeper, a capable familiar, a wise friend, a loyal maid, and a clever little sister. The night lasts a long time for a vampire, and it is better enjoyed at their leisure.
"I've acquired a new sample. Like the others, I'll pass it along to its rightful owner."
[Torn page of a report written by Patchouli Knowledge.]