Airsoft: Moon Rabbits vs Kappa!
Interspecies War
Hello!
Reisen
Oh, PLAYER! Come in! I see you're alone today.
I'm here to buy medicine!
Reisen
For Reimu, I guess? I heard she's been training lately, so she'll need it for her sore muscles.
Reisen
Just wait here. I'll ask my master to prepare the medications for you.
Reisen
I guess we both have it tough, since we're the kind of people who find it hard to refuse anyone who asks us for help...
Reisen
In my case, my master has her impossible demands, while Tewi keeps fooling around! And yet it's always my fault!
Reisen
Do they see me as some pushover?! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil!
You've got it hard, don't you...?
But I know you're always doing your best!
Reisen
Thanks, PLAYER... I knew you'd understand!
Reisen
Hard workers like us should stick together!
Huh? Did you hear that...?
Reisen
Maybe it's Mokou. Hm? Has she brought someone with her?
Reisen
Huh?! Why are YOU TWO here?! And what happened?! You're so pale!
Reisen
Were you eating off the floor?! Did some dango dumplings get caught in your throats?!
Seiran
*groan* ...broke. Ugh.
Reisen
Come again?
Ringo
Agh... too much... *moan*
Seiran & Ringo
We spent too much! We're completely broke!
Ringo
I got tons of ingredients at a bargain today! Gonna put them toward some new dango flavors!
Seiran
Ow... Watch where you're going. Ah, look what you've done! I dropped all my ingredients!
Ringo
Look who's talking! You're the one who should keep your eyes open! ...Huh? Seiran! What're you doing here?
Seiran
Isn't it obvious? I'm buying dango ingredients! It's the peak season for dango, after all! Everyone wants some!
Ringo
Tell me about it! When I release a new flavor, it'll be a real blast!
Seiran & Ringo
...
Seiran
New flavor?! Are you trying to widen the gap between Seiran's and Ringo's?!
Ringo
Hehehe. You gotta admit that my dango is way better than yours.
Seiran
What did you say?! My dango is no worse than yours in any way!
Ringo
Eh... Don't cry your sour grapes here. You've never once recorded more sales than me, have you?
Seiran
Wh-Why you little...!
Seiran
That's because YOU always tag along to wherever I set up my stall!
Ringo
Hey!
Ringo
Don't make it sound like I'm some kind of a stalker! Besides, you're the one always following ME around!
???
Um... Excuse me.
Ringo
Hm? You're from the book rental shop... How can we help you?
Kosuzu
Well, um, I wanted to ask you moon rabbits something... Could you take a look at this?
Seiran
"Special Feature: The Joys of Airsoft!" ...What is this?
Ringo
I don't know what this "airsoft" stuff is, but going by the outfits, it seems like some kind of mock combat thing.
Ringo
I used to have a weapon like this. Ah, this brings me back!
Seiran
Now that you mention it, these weapons look familiar... But I feel like they're a bit different from the ones we used.
Kosuzu
I knew it! The two of you have used these before!
Kosuzu
This book from the outside says a lot about training and other things, but I want you to fill me in on the details!
Seiran
Um... Sorry, but we're kind of preoccupied. Right, Ringo?!
Ringo
Y-Yeah! That's right! I'd really love to answer your questions, but you know...
Kosuzu
Oh, come on! Don't say that! You don't have to hold back. It won't take too long, I promise!
Ringo
But, seriously, today we're a bit...
Seiran
No, wait! Are you even listening to us?! Stooooop!
Ringo
...And then, she peppered us with questions for three days and nights.
Reisen
Th-That sounds terrifying... You two must be exhausted. Go home and get some rest.
Seiran
There's no time for that!
Seiran
Not when the demand for dango is so high! I can't waste another minute...!
Ringo
Oh, right. Your shop barely makes any profit outside of this season.
Seiran
The same goes for you, doesn't it?!
Reisen
Oh, stop it already! Don't argue in front of somebody else's house.
???
Oh, how interesting!
Nitori
Sorry to interrupt, but I happened to overhear you talking. So you two want to sell dango?
Seiran
Well, yeah... You got any advice for us?
Nitori
Of course! Sales go up, up, UP whenever there's a festival!
Ringo
I guess that's true. My dango fly off the shelves at events...
Seiran
But I want to sell dango NOW! I can't wait for a festival!
Nitori
Neeheehee... You've got it all wrong. Who do you think I am?
Nitori
There's no festival? Then put one on! It's that simple!
Reisen
...What do you have in mind?
Nitori
The plan is... Well, let me borrow Reisen for a sec, OK?
Reisen
Huh?! You can't just...
Seiran & Ringo
Sure, go ahead!
Reisen
And you two! Why do you think you can lend me out?!
Seiran
What's with that outfit?!
Nitori
The book rental shop girl showed you a book, right? I made this based on that airsoft thing she was so excited about!
Wow! It's so elaborate!
Nitori
I know, right? But this is a piece of cucumber cake for a kappa!
Reisen
So tell me... Why am I wearing this? This is Seiran and Ringo's problem―it's got nothing to do with me!
Nitori
They want to sell dango, and I want to sell airsoft goods. We share a mutual goal, so we should cooperate.
Nitori
And the project name shall be... the Great Airsoft Festival!
Seiran, Ringo & Reisen
The Great Airsoft Festival?!
Nitori
Yes! I want to show off my airsoft goods, and the most effective way to do so is to have people actually use them!
Nitori
A big event will draw in the crowds! Which means that a lot of dango will be sold!
Seiran & Ringo
WHOA!
Reisen
Hold on! I get your point, but why do I have to be dressed like this?!
Nitori
We'll be busy selling stuff, so we need you to show off my airsoft goods to draw in customers!
Nitori
Let's go with Capture the Flag! The first team to take their opponent's hidden flag wins!
Nitori
Simple, right?
Reisen
You still haven't answered my question! I'm too busy to help you out in your weird plans...
Seiran & Ringo
Pleeeease! We're sure you can do it!
Ringo
We're all moon rabbits, right? We should help each other!
Seiran
That's right! Your rabbit companions are in trouble! So pleeease?!
Reisen
Well... I guess it does sound interesting...
I want to help too!
Capture the Flag sounds fun!
Reisen
You too, PLAYER...?
Reisen
Looks like I don't have any other choice. Fine... I'll help you!
Nitori
That's my girl!
Nitori
Team Moon Rabbit vs. Team Kappa! The battle starts now!
Reisen
Since it's come to this, might as well think of it as stress relief and bust out all the stops!
Kappa on Land
Seiran & Ringo
Welcome to the Great Airsoft Festival! It's even more fun with a Moon Rabbit Dango!
Nitori
Nice! The customers are flowing in! This will definitely bump up our sales!
Nitori
The water guns with the airsoft design are also super popular! I can't wait to see the final sales numbers!
Seiran
Why have you set up your stall next to mine again?! Shoo! Sell your stuff somewhere else!
Ringo
YOU go somewhere else! I found this spot first!
Seiran
Oh, did you?! Prove it then!
Ringo
Prove what?! You're the one who can't sell a single dango on your own! That's why you always stick to me! Ugh!
Seiran
And who gave you permission to call your dango Moon Rabbit Dango?!
Ringo
I gave myself permission, since I came up with it myself! You're just copying me!
Nitori
Hey, no arguing. You rabbits can be such a pain sometimes...
Reisen
Right back at you, kappa!
Nitori
Oh! Good to see you brimming with energy! Let's use it to warm up this audience!
Reisen
Hey, why are there so many more members on Team Kappa than on ours?! That's unfair!
Nitori
What? That bothers you?
Reisen
Of course it bothers me! We'll be crushed by sheer numbers!
Nitori
What's wrong with you? Have you always been such a coward?
Nitori
And look. Your dear companion PLAYER is on your side too...
Nitori
So don't you worry! Everything will be fair and square! I've brought help for Team Moon Rabbit!
What kind of help...?
Reisen
Tell us that earlier! So? Where are they?
Byakuren
I rode here on my motorcycle as soon as I heard. Everything will be all right now. There's no need to worry.
Medicine
If Miss Lily says I should help you, then I will... Be grateful.
Reisen
Byakuren and Medicine! And those outfits of yours... Looks like you got caught up in this mess too, huh?
Byakuren & Medicine
No. We know what we're doing.
Byakuren
I was told you needed a scout. I'm very mobile on my motorcycle, so I should be able to help.
Byakuren
And I also thought it was a good opportunity for a ride.
Medicine
And I was told you needed a combat medic! If someone gets hurt, I can heal them with my poison.
Reisen
With... poison? Better make sure I don't get hurt...
Medicine
It means I've got the same job as Eirin, right? I'll use my poison to help you and Byakuren!
Medicine
You're a human, but... I guess I can heal you too if it comes to that! B-But only because I'm healing everyone else!
Thank you!
Byakuren
That's right. We have to work as a team if we want to achieve victory!
Reisen
Oh, I see! So that's why you have those rabbit emblems on you!
Nitori
Exactly! If you like them, I'll offer you a discount!
Reisen
What? I have to pay?!
Nitori
No such thing as a free lunch. This festival itself was only organized to boost our sales.
Nitori
Dango girls sell dango, and I sell clothes and gadgets.
Nitori
Neeheehee! If this one goes well, we can consider putting on another one!
Nitori
That's why I'm asking for your cooperation. I'll also be fighting to advertise my merch, but for Team Kappa!
Reisen
Hold on! The number of team members is still uneven!
Nitori
It's fine! Why worry about the details?
Reisen
This isn't some little detail! You just told me that this would be fair play!
Nitori
There's no point making a big fuss over nothing. Look―the audience is already here. Let the game begin!
Reisen
Wha...?
Team Kappa
YEAAAAAHH!
Reisen
Wh-What?! Just like that?!
L-Let's get going too!
Byakuren
...I see. The first team to capture the other team's flag wins.
Or the first to take all their opponents down.
Medicine
Hmm... Isn't this way too easy? With Miss Lily and me here, the game will be over in no time!
Byakuren
I hate meaningless fights, but if that's what it takes to win...
Byakuren
All of the guns we use here were made by kappa... I'm sure it'll hurt if you get shot.
Medicine
Heeey, can I add poison to these bullets? Pretty please? We'd be able to take everyone down in one hit!
Reisen
Of course you can't! This is supposed to be for fun!
Medicine
Hmph. I can just heal everyone after, so it's fine!
Reisen
How is that fine?!
Reisen
PLAYER, thanks for explaining the rules to them.
Well, that's pretty much all I can do.
I'm glad I took notes earlier!
Byakuren
The match started before we could even ask for an explanation, so you were a great help.
Medicine
We just have to get the other team's flag while protecting our own, right? Or take them all down? This'll be easy!
Byakuren
What about our flag? I hear you've hidden it already, but where is it?
Reisen
Hehehe... The opponent may have numbers, but we've got our wits.
Reisen
I hid the flag in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost! The kappa will never be able to find it, so we can take our time.
Byakuren
Isn't that against the rules? This event is supposed to take place on the Youkai Mountain.
Reisen
Oh, really? Take a closer look at the rules.
Reisen
It says "the battle begins on the Youkai Mountain," not "the battleground is limited to the Youkai Mountain."
Reisen
Plus, it's fine as long they don't find out. The teams are uneven, so we're just leveling the playing field.
Byakuren
...That's true! It was my mistake to think our battlefield was limited to the mountain.
(A loophole...! Did Nitori miss this?)
Reisen
I did a good job noticing, didn't I?
Reisen
But first things first. Let's hold a strategy meeting.
Medicine
Hey, do you think Team Kappa has hidden their flag somewhere on this mountain?
Reisen
That's the question. Should we go search for the kappa first? They're probably at the place they've hidden their―
Reisen
Hm?
Reisen
Hey! I'm trying to come up with a plan still. Don't just go off on your own!
Medicine
Reisen, who are you talking to?
Reisen
Huh...? Didn't someone just run that way?
Byakuren
I don't think there's anyone on the team besides us.
Reisen
Huh?! But I could swear I just saw rabbit ears over there...
We're all still here though.
Reisen
Huh?! But I'm sure I saw rabbit ears!
Kappa & Yamawaro
Got you!
Reisen
An enemy attack?! How did you even find us?!
Kappa & Yamawaro
Darn... They got us...
Reisen
Oof... That was quite a big swarm, but fortunately, they weren't particularly strong.
Byakuren
Still, we'll be at a disadvantage if this turns into a battle of endurance.
Byakuren
I guess it's about time I took the stage. I'll go find the other team's flag!
Reisen
We're counting on you!
Reisen
(But what were those rabbit ears I saw...?)
Medicine
Reisen, something wrong?
Is there something on your mind?
Reisen
No, it's nothing. Let's have a look around here too.
Time Left to Prosecute
Reisen
*pant* Let's take a breather...
Medicine
We've combed the entire area, but we still haven't found anything.
Let's wait for Byakuren to come back!
Reisen
You're right. There's no point in getting all worked up.
Byakuren
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Reisen
How'd it go? Did you find their flag?
Byakuren
Yes, I know where they've hidden it.
Reisen
Really?! I knew we could count on you, Byakuren!
Byakuren
...I wouldn't be so optimistic.
Why not?
Byakuren
Well, I did find the flag, but... it's being carried around on a kappa's back.
Reisen
What?! That's cheating!
Medicine
What's the problem? To win, we either take their flag or wipe them out, right?
Byakuren
Yes, but they have the flag under close guard. I don't know if we'll be able to handle them even if we all go in at once.
Reisen
I can't forgive cheaters! We have to win this now!
(...Aren't we bending the rules too?)
W-We need to work together!
Reisen
It's just as PLAYER said! Byakuren, Medicine! Will you help us?
Byakuren
But of course. We came here to help you win.
Medicine
And you have Miss Lily and me! Once we use our poison, we're invincible!
Reisen
Please don't do that... We'll end up being poisoned too.
Reisen
Anyway, let's find the kappa and beat the daylights out of them!
Medicine
Wh-What was that sound!?
Nitori
Testing... Testing... One, two, three! Can everybody hear me?
Nitori
Ahem. Team Moon Rabbit!
Medicine
I can hear her, but I can't see her!
Nitori
Hehehe. I'm using a device called a loudspeaker. It amplifies my voice, so you can hear it even from far away.
Nitori
Ah! Everyone! You can get your own loudspeaker at the Kappa Bazaar! Don't miss out on this chance!
Reisen
Wow, she's advertising NOW...?
Nitori
Anyway, back to the point... I've got good news for your small team.
Nitori
To make things fair, I'll tell you our current position. We're going to the Forest of Magic to ambush you!
Is it still an ambush if we know about it?
Reisen
We don't even know if she's speaking the truth. It might be a trap.
Byakuren
I don't think so. I saw them heading this way when I was scouting. I'm sure they are going to the forest!
Reisen
What?!
Reisen
Dirty cheaters! Don't you have even one ounce of honor?! You really think rules are meant to be broken?!
(The pot's calling the kettle black...!)
Medicine
I'll have to treat their crooked guts with Miss Lily's poison!
Byakuren
Oh my... I guess I should show them the way of Buddha and put them back on the straight and narrow.
Reisen
Yeah! Let's show them that we're the boss around here! Use any means necessary to win!
Medicine & Byakuren
We will!
Reisen
...Watch out. I can sense someone.
Reisen
Stop right there!
Tewi
Aaahh! Reisen?! ...What in the world are you wearing?
Reisen
T-Tewi?! What are you doing here?
Tewi
It's all your fault, so I don't want to hear any complaints! You're the one skipping out on work, after all!
Reisen
What are you talking about? I got permission from Master to take today off.
Reisen
I can't believe I'm stuck doing something like this on one of my precious days off...
Tewi
Ah... I heard they made you take part in... What was it again? The Great Airsoft Festival?
Reisen
Oh, good. At least I don't need to explain it.
Tewi
Yeah, rumors spread quickly in the bamboo forest. But anyway, this is so unfair!
Reisen
Huh?! I'm just taking a day off, which is my right as a working rabbit!
Tewi
Hmph. Then it's even worse.
Reisen
Wh-What is?
Tewi
If you don't actually rest and recharge yourself, you'll be too tired to work!
Tewi
What would Master say if she knew that you got all tired 'cause you wasted your energy on this?
Reisen
What's that supposed to mean?
Reisen
(I don't want to keep standing here listening to Tewi go on and on...)
Reisen
Hey, Tewi. Maybe we can make a deal.
Reisen
What about we have a battle of bullets? If you win, I'll yield my day off to you.
Tewi
Really?! Yay! I'm totally going to win!
Reisen
Hehe, she took the bait! PLAYER, we're going to teach her a lesson!
Reisen
It's a million years too early for you to defeat me!
Tewi
Oh noooooo! I lost! And here I thought I'd get a day off...
Reisen
Sorry! But don't worry...
Reisen
I'll make sure to tell Master that you were goofing off!
Tewi
Urk! I won't forget this, Reisen...!
Byakuren
Nicely fought. Your battle of bullets was a real spectacle.
Medicine
Hey, shouldn't we go after Team Kappa?
Reisen
Oh, right! They probably haven't figured it out yet...
About the flag we hid in the bamboo forest?
Reisen
Yeah.
Byakuren
Shall we go look for those kappa then?
Tewi
Hehehe... Nice! I heard it all!
Tewi
Reisen... I'll make you regret pushing your work onto me!
Doll Liberation Front
Reisen
*sigh* I can't believe Tewi came all the way here...
Reisen
I hope Master doesn't end up on my case again! I'll tattle on Tewi when I get back too!
Medicine
Reisen is scary when she's angry...
Byakuren
Hehe, there's nothing to be afraid of. Reisen is our ally. We're all in this together!
Medicine
Ooh, allies!
Let's work together to win!
Byakuren
Exactly.
???
Heeelp!
Hold on! I'll be right there!
Reisen
PLAYER, no! It's dangerous to go alone!
Hello! Is someone there?
Reisen
Hm... Nothing here. PLAYER, have you found anything?
No, nothing...
Reisen
But... don't you think something's strange?
Reisen
It seems like there's someone out there wearing a rabbit outfit, just like us.
Byakuren
I took a loop around on my motorcycle, but I haven't seen anyone.
Medicine
M-Maybe it's... a ghost...?
Reisen
D-Don't be ridiculous! It's broad daylight! It's probably just Tewi messing around with us!
Reisen
Tewi! Come out already! Just accept defeat and get back to work!
Reisen
H-Huh? That's odd. I was sure it was Tewi's shenanigans...
Byakuren
I'm also concerned about that voice... but we have to move on if we don't want to get ambushed.
???
Heeeeeeelp!
Medicine
That voice again! I think it came from over there!
Reisen
Oh, come on! Stop acting on your own, everyone!
Byakuren
What...?!
Dolls... Tons of them!
Reisen
Who the heck did this? I mean, no one―like, literally no one―would ever fall for this!
Reisen
Do they think we're idiots?!
Medicine
Oh no! Dolls are being abused! Hold on, dollies! I'm coming to save you!
Reisen
No! Medicine, stop! It's a trap―don't go any closer!
Medicine
It's all right. Miss Lily and I are here. We'll free you!
Medicine
Huh?! Something fell on me!
Medicine
Some kind of liquid?! ...Why is it so shiny?!
???
It'll become transparent soon! ...Not that it matters, as this festival will be over in no time!
Alice
My magic paint will make you visible from afar, no matter where you hide!
Byakuren
Wh-What?! Why would you do something so horrible?!
Medicine
Yeah! How dare you take all of these innocent dolls hostage!
Medicine
You coward! I can't let this slide!
Reisen
W-Well, I can understand where Medicine's coming from. She's always fighting for dolls' rights, after all.
Byakuren
I-I agree... It's inhuman to take them hostage.
(There's no way around it... I guess...)
Medicine
I am soooo mad right now! I won't go easy on you!
Alice
Hehe. Thank you for protecting my dolls from getting dirty.
Alice
Not that it changes anything. I promised to stop you, and I plan on keeping that promise.
Medicine
You help too, PLAYER! ...Though I don't really want to work with a human.
Medicine
Conpallo, conpallo! Gather, poison!
Alice
...Just as you say, I won't ever use my dolls as decoys again.
Medicine
The dolls told me that you must have your reasons for doing something like this.
Medicine
They also told me not to bully you, and that I should forgive you, since you don't really want to do this...
Alice
You can tell how I feel through the dolls...?
Alice
It's true... I didn't want to get involved in this plan.
Alice
But those kappa! They offered me rare goods I could use for dolls as a bribe...!
Alice
But I see the light now, thanks to you. I yield. I shouldn't have tried to do something like this.
Medicine
...
Reisen
What's wrong, Medicine?
Medicine
I can't forgive them! They used dolls for their evil goals!
Medicine
Let's take down Team Kappa! ...No, their boss! They're going down!
Reisen
The boss kappa, huh... That would be Nitori. That puts us on the same page. Don't worry―we're going to win!
Byakuren
They told you to stop us here?
Alice
Yes. To hold you up until they arrive at the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.
Reisen
Say WHAT?!
Reisen
Did they find out about our flag? How? Still, I don't think the kappa will be able to get through the bamboo forest...
Never mind that! We have to hurry!
Reisen
Right! We have to protect the flag!
Duty and Discipline
Reisen
*pant* The sun's gone down now.
Reisen
But just how did they know that I hid the flag in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost?!
Huh...?
Byakuren
Is something wrong?
I just thought I sensed someone there...
Reisen
You too, PLAYER? I feel like someone's watching us...
Medicine
Are you talking about the flowers in the Forest of Magic and the Bamboo Forest of the Lost? If that's the case, I feel it too!
Medicine
Tell me if there are any who could be friends with Miss Lily! I'll take them home with me!
Reisen
No, that's not what I meant...
Reisen
But I know for sure that there's another member on our team.
Byakuren
Have the kappa brought some more help for us?
Medicine
Ah! Don't run away!
Byakuren
It's dangerous to move on your own! We don't know where our opponents could be hiding!
Reisen
Are you seriously doing this again...? Just stop this already!
Medicine
You don't have to run! We all have rabbit ears, after all...
Medicine, watch out!
Kasen
Reimu! Mind your surroundings!
Reimu
What? You're blaming me? You're the one who―
Kasen
If you can talk back like that, it means you still have a lot of energy left. Good, we can keep on training.
Reimu
Y-You've got to be kidding me...!
Reisen
Reimu and the mountain hermit! What are you doing here?
Kasen
Reimu's been slacking off too much lately, so I'm teaching her some discipline.
Reisen
I see. So that's why you needed medicine from Eientei...
Reimu
Yeah... But that medicine is great! It really keeps me going.
Reisen
My master can heal any kind of injury in no time at all, no matter how serious it is.
Reimu
Why do YOU have your nose in the air? ...Well, it's true that Eirin's medicine works wonders.
Kasen
You wouldn't have to take it if you didn't get hurt. It really goes to show how much you skip out on your training.
Kasen
Better put up your guard or I'll beat you to a pulp!
Reimu
How does that logic work?!
Reimu has it rough too...
Reimu
I don't need to train. I'm strong enough already...
Kasen
Did you say something?
Reimu
N-Nope! Now, why don't YOU tell us what you're doing here? In such strange outfits, no less...
Reisen
Well, you see... We're in the middle of an airsoft game against kappa.
Reimu
Ah... Yeah, we heard about that.
Reimu
...See, Kasen? We'll interrupt them if we keep training here.
Reisen
Hm...? That's true, but more than that, it'd be dangerous...
Reimu
That's even worse. We can't ruin their game. We should stop this training right now and...
Kasen
That won't do!
Kasen
I'm guessing that this airsoft game you mentioned is something like a battle of bullets. Right?
Byakuren
Well, that would not be too far from the truth...
Kasen
Could you fight Reimu for me then? I want to see the results of her training!
Reimu
Whaaat?! Like, right now?!
(Oh, I smell another battle of bullets!)
Kasen
You don't want to? What a pity. I was willing to call it a day if you were able to defeat them...
Reimu
You should've said so from the beginning!
Reisen
Hold your horses! Don't go deciding things before we've had a say!
Reimu
Come on, Reisen! PLAYER! I'll show you all the results of my training!
Reisen
We don't have time to waste on a battle right now! We have to protect our flag...
Byakuren
I'll take care of it.
Medicine
Wait. Shouldn't we fight together? This is Reimu we're talking about!
Byakuren
All the more reason for me to do it alone. We can't let them hold us back here. We need to protect our flag.
Byakuren
And I have my motorcycle. I'll catch up to you as soon as I'm done.
I'll stay to help!
Reisen
Hm... If Byakuren's with PLAYER, then I guess it's fine!
Reisen
We'll leave it to you two!
Byakuren
Sorry to have kept you waiting. All right, Reimu. Show me what you've learned.
Byakuren
But be warned! I don't have time to be playing around, so I won't be holding back!
Reimu
Oh, you think I don't stand a chance? I'll show you what I can do now that I've done some training for once!
Kasen
Your lack of training is nothing to boast about...
Byakuren
PLAYER, please support me. Let's begin! Namusan!
Byakuren
You leave too many openings when you're tired. You should make sure to rest every once in a while.
Kasen
She's right... I'm sorry, Reimu.
Reimu
It's not your fault. I overestimated my skills...
Reimu
Can we continue the training after a short break? I don't like being beaten so easily.
Kasen
Of course!
Byakuren
All right, we're done here! Now, let us catch up to Reisen and Medicine!
Byakuren
PLAYER, please make sure to hold on tight! I'm putting the pedal to the metal!
Seiran
Whoa! Business is booming!
Ringo
It sure is. But it also looks like the match will be over soon. And here I was hoping to place a bet too... *munch*
Seiran
Ah, I know! Since we're carrying our trays anyway, let's go see if the audience is interested in our dango!
Ringo
Wow! That's not a bad idea! I'm surprised it came from you!
Seiran
I know, right?! ...Huh? Why in the world are you agreeing with me?!
Ringo
Something wrong with that? Come on. Let's go sell more dango!
Kappa
Reporting from the mountain. The gadgets and dango are selling like hotcakes. High sales are to be expected.
Nitori
I see... Good. Time to wrap this up then!
Trembling Rabbit Act 1
Byakuren
...Oh dear. It seems we're lost.
Byakuren
Shall we try going a little further? Based on what Reisen said, I think she hid the flag somewhere deep in the forest.
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Over here!
Byakuren
Thank you so much!
Who was that? I couldn't see their face.
Byakuren
So you don't know either? I assumed they were an ally since I saw rabbit ears...
Byakuren
Um, pardon my manners, but who are... Huh?
They've disappeared!
Byakuren
Oh, we're in trouble... They've tricked us into going in the wrong direction!
Nitori
Phew... Here it is. Finally!
Nitori
I would've never found it without Tewi's help. These sensors of mine could use some improvement.
Nitori
Still, I managed to kill two birds with one stone... I get to test my goods and sell them at the same time!
Nitori
Gotcha!
Reisen
Argh! I was so close!
Nitori
Sorry! Thanks to Alice, you're literally shining.
Medicine
Reisen, I'm sorry... It's all my fault...
Reisen
Don't worry. It's no big deal!
Reisen
Hey, Nitori. How did you know the flag was here? You came straight to this spot.
Nitori
Hehehe. You see... Your flag's been bugged! I would've found it wherever you hid it.
Reisen
What?! That's plain cheating!
Nitori
Is it? Then maybe you can tell me who took their flag out of the game area...
Reisen
N-No idea!
Medicine
Even if Reisen cheated, you did too!
Reisen
Medicine's right! Carrying your flag around all the time is unfair!
Reisen
Huh?
Reisen
Wait... You said that to help me out, right, Medicine?
Medicine
Of course I did! Why else would I say that?
Nitori
Hahaha! It's nice to see you two getting along... But are you sure you've got time for that?
Nitori
The game isn't over yet. And this is our battleground!
Reisen
No! When did they surround us?!
Medicine
Reisen! The kappa are all around us! What now?
Nitori
You didn't forget the rules, did you? Either you secure the other team's flag, or you take them all down!
Nitori
Ah! Wh-What was that?! Who shot all those paint bullets?!
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You can't give up yet!
Nitori
Eek!
Reisen
Byakuren!
Byakuren
Sorry we're late. We got lost on the way...
Now we can fight back!
Nitori
Darn! We're not going to lose!
Medicine
With all of us here, we're unbeatable!
Nitori
Not so fast! Team Kappa is going to win anyway!
Team Kappa
Aaahh! We're toaaast...!
Nitori
Y-You're not half bad. But we still have the audience to entertain!
Reisen
Just admit your defeat already!
Nitori
...Hehe.
Nitori
Hehe... Ahahahaha!
What is she laughing about?!
Medicine
Maybe she's eaten something bad?
Byakuren
Or maybe she went mad from shock...
Medicine & Byakuren
*stare*
Reisen
How is it my fault?! The kappa just got a taste of her own medicine!
Reisen
Who's there?!
Trembling Rabbit Act 2
Reisen
You...! Why are you here?!
Reisen
Hello! I'm here today as a member of Team Kappa!
Are you the one that's been following us?
Reisen
Yes, that was me! It was my mission to confuse you!
Reisen
So that was your plan...
Reisen
Although I did not think it would be this easy. It all started because of the whims of Lady Toyohime, but it's been fun!
Reisen
Lady Toyohime?! That means...
Reisen
We just came to pay Lady Yagokoro a visit, but then this kappa suddenly asked us to join them!
(I've got a bad feeling about this!)
Nitori
This is the last ace up my sleeve! Behold... My masters are here!
Nitori
I'm leaving it to you! Destroy them, my masters!
Yorihime
We aren't your masters though...
Toyohime
Oh, let it slide. Earth is such an interesting place.
Yorihime
...You do have a point. And we can count this as special training for our Reisen as well.
Yorihime
You have our gratitude. As thanks, my sister and I will be your opponents.
Reisen
Aren't you going a little bit overboard?! We don't stand a chance against the two of you!
Toyohime
You needn't be so agitated.
Toyohime
We will follow the rules and only use toy bullets―
Toyohime
So let us begin!
Byakuren
In that case, I don't think we should give up just yet, Reisen.
Medicine
Miss Lily and I will do our best too. We've come too far to lose now!
The fight has only just begun!
Reisen
Byakuren, Medicine... PLAYER.
Reisen
You're right. We haven't lost yet!
Yorihime
Oh, I can see the determination in your eyes. Sister, Reisen! Don't underestimate the other Reisen and her team!
Toyohime
Of course we won't.
Reisen
I will show you the fruits of my special training!
Reisen
I can't believe Nitori made an alliance with the moon emissaries!
Byakuren
But look on the bright side. We don't have to hold back like we did when fighting the kappa.
Medicine
So I can let out Miss Lily's true power?!
Medicine
Conpallo, conpallo! Gather, poison!
Reisen & Byakuren
No, don't do that!
Reisen
Hang in there, PLAYER! We've got this!
Reisen
Urk...!
Yorihime
You're doing better than I expected. But it all ends here!
Reisen
...It would seem you've gotten the wrong idea. Defeating your opponent in a battle isn't the only way to win.
Yorihime
No...!
Reisen
Now!
Reisen & Toyohime
You're not going anywhere!
Nitori
Aahhh! Stay away from me!
Medicine
Stop right there! You used dolls for your evil goals! You won't get away with it!
Yorihime
Ugh, these toy bullets are so hard to use...!
Nitori
Eeeeek!
Byakuren
Oh no...! My tires!
Reisen
Yay! We did it, Lady Toyohime!
Toyohime
That's our Reisen for you! You're helpless now that you've lost your most mobile fighter!
Byakuren
...I wonder about that.
Don't forget about me!
Yorihime
I didn't. I just need to stop you, and then―
Reisen
GOTCHA!
Nitori
Sh-Shoot!
Yorihime
Why... Ah! Could your eyes have been showing me an illusion of...
Reisen
Exactly.
Reisen
Both Byakuren and PLAYER were decoys!
Reisen
Meanwhile, I manipulated my visual wavelengths to confuse your perception... You were all tricked!
Nitori
*sigh* I have to admit it... We lost! The winner of this Great Airsoft Festival is Team Moon Rabbit!
We did it!
Reisen, Medicine, & Byakuren
Woohoo! We won!
Lost Resort
Nitori
Ahem! Team Moon Rabbit, the winner of the Great Airsoft Festival...
Nitori
...gets special all-you-can-eat coupons for Seiran's and Ringo's!
Seiran
Please come! I've prepared a lot of dango! You can eat as much as you want!
Ringo
No, come here! I've made something very special for you!
Nitori
Now, now. No arguing here, OK? It's time to start the celebrations!
Reisen
You seem fairly happy for someone who's just lost.
Nitori
Hehe, does it show? I don't really care about winning or losing.
Nitori
All that matters is whether I can advertise my toy guns and increase my sales!
Nitori
Thanks to all of you, I got a huge order today!
Yorihime
Yes, we'll be ordering some practical items like those loudspeakers and communication devices before we return.
Nitori
Much obliged! Would you like them purified before shipping? For just a very small extra charge... Neeheehee.
Reisen
Wow... When it comes to business, Nitori never lets up.
There are so many rabbits here...!
Reisen
Yeah, they're all from the moon.
Toyohime
*munch* *munch* These earth dango are lovely. But so are moon peaches. Would you like one?
Oh, thank you!
Reisen
Mm... Just as delicious as I remember them being.
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Thank you for your hard work, everyone. You did a great job.
Toyohime & Reisen
Lady Yagokoro?! Master?!
Eirin
Tewi told me you were participating in a festival.
Eirin
I thought I would drop by, and who do I find? Medicine and the Watatsuki sisters.
Reisen
Um... I'll go bring you some dango!
Eirin
Oh, I didn't mean to...
Toyohime
Lady Yagokoro, do you fancy a peach? This one is freshly picked and should be absolutely exquisite.
Eirin
Oh, I'd love one. This brings me back.
Toyohime
I can bring you more. I'll come here as many times as you want me to.
Medicine
Ooh, it's Eirin! Hey, listen! Miss Lily and I were really brave today!
Eirin
Heehee, I know. I was watching you. It seems you have really improved in your control of poison.
Eirin
Could you replenish my stock some time?
Medicine
Well, I guess I could help! I'll come over with Miss Lily.
Eirin
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Yorihime
Your poison was quite tricky to deal with. I am certain you will become quite a formidable force if you keep improving.
Medicine
Really?! Hehe, thank you!
Eirin
In any case, how was your trip here? There are many interesting things you can witness only on earth.
Eirin
Isn't it fascinating watching humans and youkai grow?
Yorihime
Indeed.
Toyohime
*munch* *munch* Oh, I'm absolutely in love with these dango.
Yorihime
Sister...
Byakuren
PLAYER, thank you for today. You were incredible!
You were really cool too, Byakuren!
We only won because of our teamwork!
Byakuren
Thank you. I haven't had so much fun in a long time.
Eirin
Thank you for taking care of my pupil.
Byakuren
Not at all. I really enjoyed myself. Reisen is a wonderful sniper.
Eirin
Thank you. I will make sure to let her know. And please take this. It will help relieve your sore muscles and fatigue.
Thank you very much!
Eirin
No, I should be the one thanking you.
Byakuren
Thank us for what? It's not like we did anything, unlike the kappa or the dango sellers...
Eirin
Actually, I think that this event may have helped prevent a meaningless war between rabbits and kappa.
Eirin
I've always been worried that the kappa and the rabbits on earth might end up fighting over territory.
Eirin
That's why I think it was important for both sides to let off steam under monitored conditions.
Eirin
But since the Youkai Mountain would also be involved, we couldn't agree on what to do.
Eirin
That is why I'm grateful to you.
Byakuren
Hehe. Miss PLAYER, you've certainly found your place in Gensokyo, haven't you?
I really hope so!
Eirin
I would appreciate it if you kept close tabs on this matter. We cannot leave the protection of Gensokyo to Yukari alone.
Eirin
You and I also play a part.
Byakuren
I feel the same way. Please let me know if you ever need any help, Miss PLAYER.
I will!
Reisen
Byakuren, Master! They're going to pound mochi! How about we join in as well?
Reisen
And you too, PLAYER! Trust me―moon rabbits pound the best mochi ever!
