Patchouli Knowledge
Patchouli Knowledge's Fantasy Rebirth Story
Rinnosuke
Rinnosuke...
Yukari
...and Yukari's...
Yukari & Rinnosuke
"Dress to Impresstival!"
Rinnosuke
It's finally time for another episode of "Dress to Impresstival!"―the plan for Gensokyo's future!
Rinnosuke
I'm your host from the Kourindou boutique, Rinnousuke Morichika!
Yukari
And I'm your hostess, the discerning eye for fashion judging from every gap, Yukari Yakumo!
Yukari & Rinnosuke
Without further ado, let us begin!
Rinnosuke
Aaah! Look out!
Patchouli
Oh, it looks like my spell to ward off thieves went off. I apologize.
Rinnosuke
That scared me half to death!
Yukari
We're not thieves, though.
Patchouli
I see little difference. If you two have finished fooling around, would you kindly return home?
Yukari & Rinnosuke
...!
Calm down and stick to the plan!
Patchouli
They're awfully suspicious, PLAYER. Have you been roped into their little act?
No, the three of us are in this together.
Patchouli
How surprising. I would never have suspected someone as straight-laced as you to...
Yukari
If you hear us out, you may find your interest piqued.
Patchouli
...No, I'm not falling for that.
Yukari
But you'll definitely be interested. A magician such as yourself couldn't go on without knowing.
Yukari
Clothing isn't simply meant to cover the skin. The importance of an outfit like this that aids in casting spells is...
Patchouli
Ugh... Now I'm getting curious...!
OK, give her the full details!
Patchouli
I see. That was quite the interesting story.
Yukari
Go ahead and try it on before you change your mind.
Patchouli
...The design is nice. I can at the very least say that it's got my attention.
Patchouli
Though maybe it's a bit... loud. If Marisa were to see me in something like this, then...
Patchouli
...Ugh, I don't want to think about it.
Rinnosuke
(It'll only take a little more to sell her on it...)
Yukari
(Yes, I know.)
Patchouli
It's not like wearing this costume will instantly give me a boost to my magical power, so I can put it away in my dresser!
Yukari
There's no need to worry, Patchouli Knowledge.
Patchouli
What...? But I could never wear something like this in public.
Yukari
I said everything is OK! You are more than cute enough to pull off this costume!
Patchouli
Did you hear a single word I said?! That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about...!
Yukari
Yes, yes, I know! Every single girl in Gensokyo is cute, and you're one of them!
Patchouli
I'm concerned about this costume and how my body line will...
Yukari
You, your body, and the costume are all cute! You, the wise one of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, should know that!
Patchouli
...!
Patchouli
OK.
Patchouli
I'll wear it. But if you laugh, you'll regret it.
Yukari & Rinnosuke
We swear on our lives that we won't!
It'll be a good fit! I know it!
Patchouli
D-Do you think so? I can only hope that's the case...
Costume Presentation
Patchouli Knowledge
You showed me that powerful abilities aren't the only type of strength. A magician's duty is to research and to put that research to practice. If you let me research your power, I'll do all I can to help resolve these incidents.
