Seiran
Seiran's Fantasy Rebirth Story
Seiran
Seiran's! Seiran's! Get delicious dango at Seiran's!
Seiran
Seiran's! Hey, come try Gensokyo's most delicious dango!
Seiran
A dango shop that calls itself the best is actually second-rate! Dango shops should just say their dango are delicious!
Dango, please!
Seiran
Oh, welcome, PLAYER!
Seiran
Are you having dango for lunch? Great! Have your fill!
Three mitarashi dango and three anko dango, please!
Seiran
OK! Three mitarashi and three anko! I'll also throw in one of my new super spicy death dango for free!
Death... Huh?!
(Uh-oh... um... uh...!)
Yukari
Dango, if you please!
Seiran
Oh, it's a beautiful and glamorous lady! Here's a free one for you! Tell your friends!
Yukari
Beautiful? Glamorous? You're making me blush...!
Seiran
...
Seiran
...!
Seiran
Uh... hm...
Seiran
A G-G-G-GREATER YOUKAI!
Seiran
You're Yukari Yakumo!
Yukari
No, I'm just a beautiful and glamorous woman who came to the Human Village to do some shopping.
Seiran
(I thought youkai were forbidden from wandering around the Human Village.)
Yukari
(You're a youkai too, you know...)
Seiran
Um... I'm a human... Yeah, a human. My ears... um, are just a little cuter than other humans, that's all!
Yukari
I'll concede that your ears are quite cute, but you are not a human!
Seiran
N-No! I've got all the proper permits to run my business here! Ringo's, on the other hand...
Yukari
No one's asking about that...
Seiran
...
Seiran
...Hang on.
Seiran
I earnestly involve myself in society with my shop. I'm not deceiving anyone or stealing anything.
Seiran
In fact, everyone's glad to have me here, including my supplier. I surprise even myself with my diligence.
Seiran
...
Seiran
Ha... Hahahaha!
Seiran
Could I be any more innocent?!
Seiran
Well, greater youkai of Earth, Yukari Yakumo?!
Seiran
Yes, I used to be the moon's cannon fodder, but now... I don't lose at games of rock-paper-scissors!
Seiran
I've been learning a lot from Eientei and Lady Sagume!
Seiran
As for what I've been learning...
Seiran
...Well, at any rate, it's a lot!
Seiran
If you wanna battle, then I'll go get the Earth probes and fight you. I'm the strongest since I can operate them...
Seiran
Anyway, if you have something you wanna say...
Seiran
...Maybe we can go somewhere else. There are too many people here.
Seiran
I'M SORRY!
Seiran
The truth is that I can't operate the Earth probes!
Seiran
I didn't quite understand what Lady Sagume and Lady Yagokoro were talking about! I don't even really like to study...
Seiran
And... I'm still terrible at rock-paper-scissors!
Seiran
Ugh...
(The plan's working, and we're not doing anything!)
Yukari
(This rabbit has extremely high potential...!)
Yukari
(But not yet. We have to hold back a little longer.)
Yukari
You're still a rabbit of the moon even though you've grown used to life on Earth.
Seiran
Huh?!
Seiran
Th-That's not true! Ah!
Yukari
You can still contact the rabbits on the moon, can't you? With your telepathy?
Yukari
Then can you please tell me about the moon? I particularly want to hear about that meddlesome princess, Toyohime.
Yukari
And about femto... You might call them instants.
Seiran
Eeeeeep!
Seiran
(Moon Rabbit Net... Accessing Moon Rabbit Net!)
Seiran
(I wonder... Will anything about Lady Toyohime even come up?)
Seiran
("This is Ringo's." ...Oh, I'm connected to Ringo's shop!)
Seiran
(Fine then, I'll covertly ask for help! Ringo! Ringoooo!)
Seiran
("I'm currently on break. If you would like to place an order, please do so after the beep..." ...What?)
Seiran
(She's not even on!)
Seiran
(Oh no! This is bad! There must be something else...!)
Seiran
("I'm off duty, so I've uploaded a picture! It's Chang'e!" "I'm live on MoonTube streaming a new game!" "Cool!")
Seiran
(I don't have the time for any of that right now! They never talk about anything helpful!)
Seiran
("An Earth youkai?" "Oh, I learned about them at school!" "Yakumo, was it?!" "Reisen said she's seen her before!")
Seiran
(...She's right here in front of me!)
Seiran
("Seiran?" "Oh, yeah, I remember her! Miss Seiran.")
Seiran
(...Oh?)
Seiran
("She's the rabbit who was so awful at rock-paper-scissors that she went down to Earth!" "Hahaha!" "So laaaaame!")
Seiran
What did you say?!
Yukari
Ah! You scared me!
Rinnosuke
All right! The scare tactic went off without a hitch!
Seiran
Shut up!
Rinnosuke
Why me?!
(Without a hitch?)
Yukari
...And this is a special costume we made just for you.
Seiran
Can I really have this?! How come?! And why was I the only one who had to take part in such a bizarre plan?!
Yukari
We put our whole heart into specifically designing each plan to suit each person.
Seiran
Are you saying that was the plan that suited me best...?!
Yukari
In a way, that costume is a contract between us.
Seiran
A contract?!
Seiran
*gulp*
Yukari
Somehow or another, you are now a youkai of Earth.
Yukari
If something ever happens to Gensokyo, you must protect it of your own volition.
Seiran
I live with a connection to Eientei and Lady Sagume. So I can't say that I won't disagree with the other powers in Gensokyo.
Seiran
However...
Seiran
...I will protect the Gensokyo that accepted me for who I am.
Seiran
I can assure you of that!
Yukari
Heehee. That's good.
Aren't you going to open the box?
Seiran
I will! But before that, I want to thank you again! So... thanks!
Seiran
Th-This is...!
Seiran
A wonderful uniform!
Yukari
Yes, isn't it just?!
Yukari
Heehee. Yet another day where I have done something good. I feel great!
Yukari
I think I deserve a reward. Don't you think so, PLAYER? Could you pass me one of those dango?
Of course! Here you go!
Yukari
Thank you!
Yukari
...
Yukari
It...
Yukari
IT'S SPICY!
...Whoops.
Costume Presentation
Seiran
I don't know why, but I feel so confident when I'm around you! I can be proud of being a moon rabbit without feeling inferior. I'm sure this is a special ability that only you have. Thank you! And let's keep up the good work on the front lines!
