Tewi Inaba

Tewi Inaba's Fantasy Rebirth Story
Miss Tewi...?
Tewi
Hey! I was wondering when you'd show up. Don't worry, I already know why you're here.
Tewi
The Lost Word Incident's really ramping up, huh?
To be honest, I have no idea what to do.
Tewi
Yeah, I can't blame you. After all, you're just a regular human.
Tewi
Even so, you've managed to wind up right at the center of this mess.
Tewi
I feel for you.
That's actually why I came to talk to you.
Tewi
Hm, I see.
Tewi
Well, you know... It's like...
Tewi
We're friends, so it's OK for you to come to me for help. Actually, it makes me really happy that you did, but...
Tewi
...If I'm being honest, I dunno why you picked me.
Huh?!
Tewi
The Lost Word Incident is like nothing Gensokyo's faced before. We're all in grave danger.
Tewi
Which is why Reimu, Marisa, and all the sages are scrambling to deal with it.
Tewi
Not to mention my master and the princess. They spend all their time discussing this, theorizing about that.
Tewi
Then there's the mountain tengu. Normally, their society is pretty stable, but I bet it's been turned on its head.
Tewi
So I get that you're running low on people to turn to.
Tewi
But still...
Tewi
Why me?!
Tewi
Surely there were better options available!
Tewi
Even in the midst of all this chaos, someone has to have been free.
You're not the only one I'm planning to talk to...
Tewi
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
...But today, I felt like talking to you.
Tewi
...
Tewi
Hrrrm!
Tewi
All right! Lemme hear it!
Awesome!
Tewi
...Hm, if I use the rabbits under my control, I think I can do that.
Tewi
I dunno if we can coordinate with the tanuki and foxes, but I guess you want me to make it happen, right?
Tewi
And without me, you have no way of getting information to my master and the princess.
Tewi
It's not normally my thing, but I guess I can be the bridge between you.
That's funny! The rabbit being the bridge!
Tewi
I guess it is kinda ironic, huh?!
Tewi
Well, if you're in the mood for jokes, you must be doing OK. Looks like I was worried for nothing.
You were worried about me...?
Tewi
Like I said, you're a regular human at the center of a major incident. Who wouldn't be worried?
Tewi
But don't sweat it. There's nothing you can do to stop people worrying about you.
Tewi
The best thing you can do is give 'em all a big smile once this is all over.
Yeah... you're right!
Tewi
You bet I am.
Tewi
(I still can't help but worry, though.)
Tewi
(Whether it's in Gensokyo or the lands around it, most everyone is some kind of youkai.)
Tewi
(No matter how dire the situation, I dunno about getting so many of them to work together.)
Tewi
(Or rather, forcing them to work together...)
Tewi
(Sure, desperate times call for desperate measures, and we can't just lay down and surrender.)
Tewi
(But what will become of the youkai if we manage to beat this thing?)
Tewi
(Most of them are solitary by nature, but this will force them to change.)
Tewi
(Will things ever go back to normal?)
Tewi
(The sages of Gensokyo are the ones orchestrating this... and Yukari Yakumo's probably their leader.)
Tewi
(Can she deal with the fallout of what she's planning? Is that why she sent PLAYER to speak with everyone?)
Tewi
(I'm a part of this now, but it can't hurt to think about what comes next.)
Tewi
(Then again...)
...What are you thinking about, Miss Tewi?
Tewi
Nothing. Don't worry about it.
Tewi
...
Tewi
I'm not sure I wanna know the answer, but I gotta ask you once more.
Yeah?
Tewi
Why did you come and see me?
Tewi
Even if you plan to talk to a bunch of other people at some point...
Tewi
Why did you come to me first?
I dunno... Does there have to be a reason?
Tewi
Huh?! C'mon, you must know by now!
Tewi
Aside from being absolutely adorable, I'm always tricking people!
You are?!
Tewi
You mean you DIDN'T know?!
Tewi
I figured you were here on behalf of the sages to tell me not to cause trouble at a time like this...
Huh?
Tewi
If I was wrong, that's fine. Just forget I said anything!
Oh, uh... OK!
Tewi
(She sure is nice... I wonder if she's even capable of thinking badly of others.)
Tewi
(She reminds me of someone... Ah, yes.)
Tewi
(In a way, she's not so different from Reimu and Marisa, but that's not who I'm thinking of.)
Tewi
(She reminds me of Lord Daikoku and the first time we met.)
Tewi
(Lord Daikoku was being bullied by his eighty older brothers when he met me, a fraudster rabbit...)
Tewi
(But he still taught me the correct cure.)
Tewi
...
Tewi
(They look and act completely differently, but when I'm with her, I get the same warm feeling...!)
Oh, before I forget, I brought you this!
Tewi
Is this... from the sages of Gensokyo?
Tewi
Whoaaa!
Wh-What's the matter?!
Tewi
N-Nothing! It's just... Thank you so much!
Tewi
I was overwhelmed with gratitude, is all! There isn't a girl alive who doesn't love a pretty dress!
Tewi
It's just these clothes are...! What does Yukari want me to do in return?!
Tewi
Scrap that. I've played dumb for long enough.
Tewi
Tell her...
Tewi
That when the time comes, I'll do exactly what she needs me to do.
You got it!
Oh, and I thought of a reason why I came to you.
Tewi
Really? What is it?
Because I felt lost... and I wanted some good luck.
Tewi
...
Tewi
You sure know how to make a girl blush...
Tewi
All right, just for you...
Tewi
I'll go all out to help beat this incident.
Costume Presentation
Tewi
I thought you were just an unlucky human, but you actually have incredible luck. You're so strange! Even the princess and my master can't win against you... Huh? You don't understand? Teehee, that's exactly what I'm talking about! Hahaha!