Interlude: Human Village 2

From Fields to the Mountain Pt. 1
Reimu
I didn't think I'd be forced to wear clothes like this...
Reimu
But they're a perfect fit. It feels like I've worn them plenty of times before...
(Reimu and I... have the same uniforms as back then.)
??? A
Wow! These look just like Miss Sumireko's clothes! I've always wanted to try them on, so this is a dream come true!
??? B
Moving around in these clothes is almost effortless, and they seem really durable too. I want to wear this everyday...!
??? C
These clothes are exactly the same as the school uniform I usually wear... What's going on?!
Kosuzu
I retrieved the books that Miss Marisa left at Kourindou since I was there, but I think holding them kinda adds to the style!
Kosuzu
Don't I look cool?!
Akyuu
This shawl and coat are so warm for being so light.
Akyuu
They must have been woven from some very high-quality fabric...!
Sumireko
This is my normal person camouflage! I wear it on the way to school because nothing gives away my hobbies or interests!
Sumireko
How did one of my disguises get here...?! It's exactly the same!
(I've never seen those three outfits before...)
(So why were they recorded in my journal?)
Kosuzu
Your costume is cute too, Miss Sumireko, so why does it matter?
Sumireko
Is this really OK? I'm scared. My personal information wasn't leaked, was it?
Akyuu
I can move easier now, but it's a long way to the top of Youkai Mountain. I hope the wind priestess of Moriya Shrine is home.
Akyuu
The wind priestess's power of miracles is our only remaining hope of opening the village gate.
Kosuzu
Yeah, that's right. You're not all that physically strong, Akyuu. If only I could fly... Then I could carry you.
Sumireko
How about I use my psychic powers to assist you? It'd be easy-peasy with psychokinesis!
Akyuu
Thank you! I really struggle on mountain paths, so that would be a great help!
Sumireko
Sure thing, Acute.
Akyuu
...
Akyuu
Huh?! Wait, was that my nickname?!
Kosuzu
Oh, look over there! There's a crowd of people.
??? A
OK, please calm down, everyone. There's still plenty of space left in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
??? B
But don't take it too easy! Please keep moving at a steady pace!
??? C
Come on, everyone, step to the rhythm! Let's have fun while marching forward!
Youkai and Fairy Crowd
*chatter* *chitchat* *gossip*
Youkai and Fairy Crowd
We'll be safe in the Scarlet Devil Mansion! The charismatic mistress and the perfect maid will protect us!
Youkai and Fairy Crowd
I can't believe we get to hear the Prismrivers perform! I'm a huge fan! This even makes lining up worth it!
Kosuzu
Whoa! There are so many youkai and fairies! One, two, three... it's like a Night Parade!
Akyuu
It seems the Scarlet Devil Mansion is acting as a temporary shelter.
Sumireko
Wow! Remmy must've decided to open the mansion's doors. That's pretty cool!
??? A
...Phew, that should do it. I'm sure the Scarlet Devil Mansion can take care of the rest.
??? B
Then should we go and take shelter too?!
??? C
Let's go perform in the Scarlet Devil Mansion's main hall! I'm sure that would stop everyone from getting worried.
Kosuzu
Hello, Prismriver Ensemble!
??? A
Oh, it's Kosuzu from Suzunaan.
??? B
It's dangerous for you to walk outside at a time like this!
??? C
Are you going to take shelter with us inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion?
Kosuzu
Oh, no, you don't have to worry about me. I'm here with Miss Reimu!
Reimu
H-Hello.
??? A
Oh, so you are. Then there's no safer place you could be.
??? B
You're the girl who was at Hakugyokurou last night, aren't you?
??? C
I guess we better introduce ourselves.
??? A
OK, I'll go first.
Lunasa
I'm Lunasa Prismriver.
??? B
And I'm...
Merlin
...Merlin Prismriver!
??? C
And lastly...
Lyrica
...I'm Lyrica Prismriver. And the three of us together are...
Prismriver Sisters
...the Prismriver Sisters!
I'm PLAYER! Consider me your newest fan!
(How could I not become their fan after that?!)
Lunasa
Hehe. Thank you.
Merlin
Come see our next concert, OK?!
Lyrica
Good luck with your work as Reimu's... assistant, I guess!
(T-That was amazing!)
Lunasa
All right, we really should get...
???
U-Um! Excuse me!
Merlin
Oh?
???
Ummm, I hope it's not too much bother, but...
Lyrica
Where's that voice coming from...?
???
...can you please continue your performance?!
??? A
We're almost there, Miss Wakasagihime!
??? B
...
??? C
I'm so sorry, Daiyousei and Cirno. This is my fault for using up all my magic power...
??? A
No, don't worry about it. We're fine, aren't we, Cirno?
??? B
...Yeah. Let's quickly take her to some water in the scarlet house.
??? A
Y-Yeah, let's hurry!
Sumireko
Wow, the fairies are so nice. They've reminded me how important it is to help those in need.
Sumireko
You're going to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, right? I'll help!
??? B
You're... Sumireko!
??? B
Thanks, but we don't need your help!
??? B
I'm the one who has to do this!
Sumireko
Oh, that sounds serious.
??? C
I played with Cirno in a battle of bullets, but it's been so long since I last battled that I accidentally used up all my magic.
??? C
Cirno and Daiyousei are really nice...
??? C
Even though I've told them that I recovered just enough magic to fly, they insist on carrying me.
??? C
You're the girl everyone in the Grassroots Youkai Network has been talking about... PLAYER, right?
??? C
My name is Wakasagihime. As you can see, I'm a mermaid.
Wakasagihime
I love good and honest humans. So let's be friends.
I'm PLAYER. It's nice to meet you!
(It's the beautiful mermaid I saw in the other world!)
Wakasagihime
And this is Daiyousei...
Daiyousei
Hehe, I'm Daiyousei.
Wakasagihime
And this is Cirno!
Cirno
I'm Cirno. I've got my hands full right now, but I'll play with you if you come see me later.
Cirno
I'm the strongest, so I have to focus on this. Miss Mermaid used up all her magic for my sake.
Cirno
I was such a fool. I should've... I really should've...!
Cirno
...known this would happen!
Daiyousei
(I think predicting this would be pretty difficult. But I do like this part about you, Cirno.)
Wakasagihime
You didn't do anything wrong, Cirno. How could you when you're this nice and cool?
Wakasagihime
Besides, fairies and youkai are the same. We both get bored when there are no opportunities to show off our bullet skills.
Cirno
...Miss Mermaid.
Daiyousei
Miss Wakasagihime... I... I also...
Wakasagihime
It's OK, Daiyousei. You don't need to hold back your tears.
Wakasagihime
You're both such good girls. *pat* *pat*
Lunasa
...Miss Reimu, we've got a favor to ask.
Merlin
We're asking this for all of us here...!
Lyrica
Please have a battle of bullets with us.
Reimu
All right, say no more. I get it.
Reimu
You guys will help too, right? Sumireko? PLAYER?
Sumireko
That's Reimers for you! Of course we'll help!
You can count on me!
Reimu
Hehe.
Reimu
All right, then let's cheer everyone up with some bullets!
From Fields to the Mountain Pt. 2
Wow, it's a ropeway!
Reimu
There's not a single human or youkai here. I guess they must have finished evacuating.
Akyuu
The aerial tramway is just what I needed...!
Kosuzu
We can sit all the way to the shrine, and it will also save us some time.
Sumireko
No, I don't think we can ride it if there's no one here to operate it for us.
Akyuu
What?!
Kosuzu
Right, with no kappa or yamawaro, there's no one here to move it...!
Kosuzu
It can't be done, Akyuu!
Akyuu
Kosuzu, you're going to have to walk up the mountain as well, you know?
Kosuzu
O-Oh, right!
Um... I don't think I can walk all that way either.
Sumireko
Hmm... We came here for the ropeway, but if it's not working, we'll have to find another way up the mountain...
Sumireko
Reimers and I could fly up with one person each, but then someone would get left behind.
Akyuu
Urgh... Maybe we should have stayed back at Kourindou.
Kosuzu
Maybe we were too full of ourselves, thinking that we could be detectives...
Reimu
Marisa was the one who said you two should come with us, and I agreed, so you needn't―
Akyuu
―No, we can't give up!
Kosuzu
Yeah, who knows when we'll get a chance like this again?!
Akyuu & Kosuzu
Let's think of a solution, Kosuzu! Let's find a solution, Akyuu!
Reimu
...Thanks for saving me the effort.
I'll try and think of something too!
What if Sumireko lifted the whole car with us inside?!
Sumireko
I could probably do that, but I don't think I'll be able to guarantee your safety!
...That's a shame.
??? A
Ayaya? Do you need some help?
??? A
Oh, my! What are the Hakurei shrine maiden and the Child of Miare doing in a place like this?!
??? A
I had assumed that Miss Reimu ordered the village sealed and that Miss Marisa was advising everyone to take shelter...
??? A
But for that to be true, Miss Reimu should still be in the village. It seems my presumptions were wrong.
??? B
By "presumptions," do you mean the things you use to make up your articles? Aren't they always wrong?
??? A
Hey, what are you talking about, Hatate?! I always go out and gather information. My articles are perfectly accurate.
??? B
Then why were you surprised to find Reimu and Akyuu here?
??? A
Ahaha... Well, these things happen sometimes.
??? C
Miss Aya. Miss Hatate. Have you forgotten why we're here?
??? C
The Great Tengu ordered us to go on patrol and look for any humans or youkai that might have been left behind.
??? C
There's not enough patrol tengu to deal with this emergency situation, so the order also went out to other tengu like you.
??? C
Please take this seriously.
??? A
Not you too, Momiji. All right, we get it. You don't have to tell us twice.
??? A
...Right, "Miss" Hatate?
??? B
Yeah, yeah. If you're gonna act all formal, I'll follow your lead.
??? A
Thank you.
??? C
...?
Akyuu
Right, this is tengu territory, isn't it? I'm sorry, but we're too busy for interviews right now...
Kosuzu
I'd love to be interviewed if only we had the time...!
Sumireko
Wow, these famous youkai are on another level! In fact, can I take some photos? I'm sure they'd look good from any angle!
??? A
Please calm down, everyone. And please refrain from taking any photos!
??? B
It's kinda funny to hear you say that.
??? C
Oh? That girl standing next to Miss Reimu... I recognize her face.
??? C
...You're Miss PLAYER who was left in Hakurei Shrine's care, are you not?
Y-Yes! Do the tengu also know about me...?
??? B
Aya wanted to write a special feature article about you a little while back. But the Great Tengu put a stop to it.
??? A
That was an abuse of power. Each tengu is meant to have the freedom to write whatever they want in their newspaper.
??? C
The Great Tengu and Lord Tenma must have their reasons. Although, it is a shame that your freedoms were impeded.
??? A
Well, I don't really mind as long as I get to own the right to cover the story when the time comes!
??? B
Didn't you just say everyone should have the freedom to write whatever they want?
A-Am I really that important?!
??? A
Hehe, no, not really. Don't worry about it.
??? A
I'm Aya Shameimaru. The Bunbunmaru Newspaper's Shameimaru.
Aya
I'm the journalist who'll write articles on your past and future activities.
??? B
If you really believe in freedom of the press, then I should be free to write articles about her as well.
??? B
I'm Hatate Himekaidou from the Kakashi Spirit News.
Hatate
When Aya goes overboard, I'll write a competing article to restore your reputation, OK?
??? C
I don't want to keep being a stickler, but please make sure you keep to the rules while investigating and writing your news.
??? C
And you too... Make sure you don't follow Miss Aya if she invites you to some forbidden area...
??? C
...Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's a force of habit.
??? C
I'm Momiji Inubashiri. My job is to keep order on the mountain.
Momiji
This mountain is a dangerous place, so you shouldn't come here unless you have a very good reason―
Aya
This is going to take a while, isn't it?
Aya
Still, I didn't expect the person in Miss Reimu's care to be such a small child.
Aya
It's truly a surprise. I thought for sure that she'd be a human from the outside world around the same age as Miss Reimu.
Aya
I wonder why the Great Tengu hid the information about Miss PLAYER's age.
Hatate
Who knows? I've got absolutely no idea.
Reimu
PLAYER is in my care...?
Reimu
Eiki said something similar, didn't she?
Reimu
PLAYER.
What is it, Reimu?
Reimu
It seems I've forgotten something extremely important. I'm truly sorry.
Reimu
Let's talk it over once we get back home.
(Reimu...)
(I'm so sorry that I can't tell you the truth right now.)
Sumireko
I've got a great idea!
Akyuu & Kosuzu
Huh?!
Sumireko
We can ask the tengu to carry you three up to Moriya Shrine. That way, we can all go together!
Akyuu
Oooh!
Kosuzu
That really is a great idea!
Aya
Hmm, I see! We can do that.
Hatate
If someone needs help, we should give it, especially at times like this when both youkai and humans are in danger.
Momiji
Yes, Moriya Shrine isn't far, and it's not a forbidden area, so there's no problem at all.
Thank you so much!
Aya
But in return, you know what we need, right, Reimu?
Reimu
Really?
Reimu
You guys too, huh? Is Battle of Bullets Deficiency like the new illness that's going around or something?
Aya
Come now.
Aya
You know that none of us tengu on the Youkai Mountain want to return to how we were back in the time of our ancestors.
Reimu
I don't really mind. Let's do this, Sumireko!
Sumireko
Huh?! Oh, OK!
Sumireko
C-Come at me!
From Fields to the Mountain Pt. 3
Wow! Look over there! There's a huge shimenawa!
Reimu
So the tengu have gallantly flown away, leaving us facing Moriya Shrine's famous giant shimenawa...
Reimu
Well, I've got to admit that it's a pretty impressive shrine... even if it's not to my taste.
Sumireko
Do shrines change according to the ascetic sense of the shrine maiden?
Reimu
Oh, don't you know that I'm the one who decides everything to do with my shrine?
Sumireko
Right. Yeah, unlike the gods of Moriya Shrine, the god of Hakurei Shrine never shows up unexpectedly.
Sumireko
Why is that?
Reimu
Yeah, I guess I've grown much too accustomed to what happens around here...
Reimu
...It's actually much more unusual for gods to reveal themselves in front of people!
Sumireko
You're right! That's pretty much always the case in the outside world!
Sumireko
Have I gotten a bit too used to Gensokyo...?
Akyuu
That's strange. Usually, one of the gods or the wind priestess comes out right away to greet me whenever I visit the shrine.
Kosuzu
It doesn't seem like the gods or Miss Sanae are here, does it? Or rather...
Kosuzu
...it doesn't seem like anyone's here.
Akyuu
Hmm, this isn't good. I can't think of any other way to get through the village gate―
??? A
We're finally here!
??? B
Phew, we're safe now that we've reached the shrine.
??? A
Yeah! Let's take refuge here until the disturbance calms down.
??? B
It's depressing how far away autumn is, but it's much cooler on top of the mountain, so it's essentially autumn here.
??? A
Yeah! It may not be the real autumn, but it's still autumn!
??? C
I'm finally here!
??? C
...
??? C
Oops?!
??? C
S-Sorry! I didn't mean to get so close!
??? A
Oh, it's Hina! The misfortune god!
??? B
You're worried about the misfortune that radiates out from you, right?
??? B
But you don't really have to worry about that with us. Our luck is always kind of bad this time of year.
??? C
Thanks, Shizuha. But it seems I've kinda gotten into the habit of maintaining social distance.
??? A
Don't say something so sad. Let's get closer!
??? C
I don't want to ruin Gensokyo's harvests! There's always a chance of that happening!
??? A
R-Really? I think it's probably fine.
Akyuu
―Some other gods have arrived?!
Kosuzu
Wow! I wonder if they will bless us!
Sumireko
Hey, PLAYER.
What is it, Miss Sumireko?
Sumireko
There are lots of gods in Gensokyo. So let's make them all remember you!
What?! Th-That sounds rather presumptuous...!
Sumireko
Kasen told me about you.
Sumireko
She said you lost your memory and can't even remember where you came from.
Sumireko
...
Sumireko
Sorry. I didn't mention this earlier because I thought it was a sensitive topic...
Sumireko
But I also don't want to leave a weird distance between us now that I've gotten to know you...
...Miss Sumireko.
Sumireko
Ahaha! Sorry! I've got no idea what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense, does it?
Sumireko
...
Sumireko
PLAYER, hold still for a sec, OK?
M-Miss Sumireko?!
Sumireko
Shhh. Don't talk right now.
Sumireko
...
Sumireko
*sigh* It's no use. Why do things like this never work when I really want them to...?
Sumireko
I thought I could read your mind and maybe find the remnants of the memories you lost.
Sumireko
You know how I can use psychic powers, right?
Sumireko
But reading your mind completely failed! Hehe, that was pretty lame.
Miss Sumireko.
...Thank you.
Sumireko
Hehe! Don't thank me. I haven't even done anything yet.
Sumireko
...Even if I can't help you, I'm sure there's someone in Gensokyo who can.
Sumireko
So let's go become friends with the gods! You're already friends with Tama, right?
(Tama...? Is she talking about Miss Misumaru?!)
We only just met... But yes, we're friends.
Sumireko
OK. Then let's go, shall we?!
Reimu
...
Nemuno
I'm Nemuno Sakata.
Nemuno
Rumors about ya have spread all the way to me yamanba territory, and that don't happen often.
Sannyo
That's 'cause no one visits you 'cept me and rule-breaking tengu... Hello, young lady. My name's Sannyo Komakusa.
Sannyo
The shrine maiden sure is merciless to bring such a small child all this way up the mountain.
I actually chose to accompany Reimu.
(Wow, these ladies look so cool...!)
Sannyo
Oh, that's good of you! It was rude of me to underestimate you 'cause of your age. I apologize.
Nemuno
You're a bit too young for choppin' wood but not for cookin'. I reckon you're definitely old enough to be an assistant.
Sannyo
You shouldn't think of everything from the perspective of a yamanba.
Nemuno
Hehe, you're askin' for the impossible.
Sannyo
So, PLAYER... You're that young lady I've heard so much about.
Sannyo
Let me pat your head a little.
Nemuno
Hey, that's no fair! Lemme pat her too!
Sannyo
C'mon, that's enough. It's my turn now.
Nemuno
Huh? I ain't finished yet.
Uaaaaah!
Kosuzu
I've read about yamanba and yamajorou!
Kosuzu
There are scary legends about these youkai...
Kosuzu
...But there are also lots of stories about them protecting and caring for children. They must be really fond of them!
Don't just stand there explaining. Help meeeeeee.
There's too much petting.
???
Are you all right, little lady?
???
Children have the potential to become anything. They are the customers and workforce of the future.
???
As someone who can invite money or customers, but only one of the two...
???
...kids with a future are the ultimate wildcard!
Thank you for saving me!
But... what are you talking about?
???
I'm Mike Goutokuji! I'm a maneki-neko of good fortune.
Sannyo
Hey, Mike. Could you stop treating us like kidnappers?
Nemuno
But when ya think about it, isn't kidnappin' kinda like what us youkai are famous for?
Sannyo
No, you should think about THIS from the perspective of a yamanba!
Nemuno
Make up your mind...
??? A
Ooooh! Mike, the maneki-neko, has also come here to take shelter!
??? B
Do you think she's selling any good-luck charms?! I'm currently working on a seasonal painting for next autumn...
??? B
...What kind of charm would help with that?
Mike
I've heard about charms for increasing artistic ability! And luckily, I've got just what you need―
Mike
―The Wind-Up Charm Maker!
Mike
It's on sale right now. All the other gods have one, you know?
??? A
Hmm, it looks like a cheap toy. Shizuha, you shouldn't let trick like these fool...
??? B
I'll take it!
Mike
It's a pleasure doing business with you!
??? A
(Uh oh. I was too late.)
Mike
Now you can surely make some effective charms.
??? A
(Of course the charms will be effective if a god makes them.)
??? B
Thank goodness. Now I can rest easy and focus on painting until next autumn!
??? A
(Yeah! I don't mind as long as Shizuha is happy.)
Um, g-gods! I'm PLAYER! I'm new here...!
I-It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Shizuha
I'm the god of autumn foliage, Shizuha Aki. Do you like red and gold leaves? Do you like mountains decorated with maple?
I love both of those things!
Shizuha
...Minoriko! This girl is definitely a keeper!
??? A
OK, now it's my turn to ask a question! I'm Minoriko Aki, the god of bountiful harvests. Got that? All right then...
Minoriko
Do you like sweet potatoes? Big yummy sweet potatoes?
I love sweet potatoes!
Minoriko
You're right, Shizuha! She's such a lovely girl!
??? C
Hey, Mike. You've got something good for me too, right? Show me.
Mike
Hehe, you just can't help yourself, can you, Miss Hina? Please wait just a moment.
Miss Hina... You're a god too, right?
My name is PLAYER.
??? C
WHOA! No, stop! You're much too close!
??? C
Nothing good comes from getting too close to me! Step back!
??? C
The straps on your geta will snap! Your favorite mug will break! You'll cut your bangs too short! You'll stub your pinky!
Really?! ...Huh? Nothing seems to have happened.
??? C
What?! How come?!
??? C
...Hmm, I don't really get it, but maybe you're protected since you're in the care of Hakurei Shrine?
It looks like I don't have to worry. For now, at least!
??? C
Phew! That's a relief.
??? C
But the misfortune I gather leaks out and affects the area around me, so you need to be careful.
??? C
I'm a misfortune god, so it's my duty to bear the burden of misfortune. I don't want to make any humans unlucky.
??? C
And... what else?
??? C
Oh, that's right!
??? C
I'm a god, but I don't really need much faith! All I need is for people to use hina dolls to exorcise misfortune!
??? C
And by the way, my name is Hina Kagiyama.
Hina
You're a child and also a girl, which makes you especially receptive to my blessings.
Does that mean we can maybe play with dolls together?
Hina
Play with dolls...?
Hina
That sounds wonderful!
Mike
I'm terribly sorry, Miss Hina. But I've got some bad news.
Hina
What's wrong? Couldn't you find a good-luck charm that suits me?
Mike
Yes, about that...
Mike
...They've all been destroyed.
Hina
Huh?
Mike
All the good-luck charms have been destroyed!
Hina
Huuuuh?!
Mike
Your misfortune extinguished the blessings of every charm!
Hina
I-I'll pay for them!
Mike
No, you don't have to worry about that. My Yamawaro Property Insurance covers damages caused by misfortune.
Mike
But, I'm afraid to say that...
Mike
...my earlier customer was also affected.
Shizuha
Look, Minorikooooo!
Shizuha
I only made three charms, but my Wind-Up Charm Maker has already broken!
Shizuha
The charms I made broke as well...
Shizuha
...I think I'm going to cry. I am crying.
Minoriko
Oh no, Shizuha! Do you have a warranty?! Isn't there one from the manufacturer?!
Shizuha
What's a warranty? If I find that will it fix my Wind-Up Charm Maker?
Minoriko
Um, noooooo it won't, but it'll do something similar!
Shizuha
It didn't come with one... *sob*
Minoriko
I can't believe this!
Minoriko
The Youkai Mountain's economy is too underdeveloped!
Minoriko
Is this the fate of all those early adopters that the Great Tengu and the god of marketplaces talked about?!
Hina
We're witnessing a storm of misfortune, a raging fire of bad luck...!
Hina
Misfortune always gets the better of me...! Maybe I should get some insurance too!
Mike
If you can't get insurance, it might be a good idea to ask the kappa to build you a misfortune warding machine.
Mike
I'm sure they could invent one based on their experience with making good-luck charms. (I don't understand it myself.)
Reimu
Can't we end this nonsense already? I really want to find Sanae!
Sumireko
Yeah, if she's not here, we'll have to try and find another way to get through the gate...!
???
Gahaha! Is that the wailing cries of the unfortunate I hear?!
???
This is kind of beneath me, but I'd feel bad if I just ignored them.
???
I guess I'll quickly go and save them!
Reimu
*sigh* Can't she just land normally for once?!
Sumireko
Huh?! Who's that?!
???
Tenshi Hinanawi has arrived!
Tenshi
I will act as a substitute god of machines if that's what's needed. I'm a celestial, after all!
???
I am Iku Nagae, and this is a public service announcement. The Eldest Daughter will soon descend. Please take cover.
Iku
Huh? Was I too slow? Was my warning too late? My apologies. The Eldest Daughter acted even more abruptly than usual.
???
Meetings with Miss Tenshi are always sudden. What would you do if your little sister suddenly evacuated and left you behind?
???
That's what happened to me―the most despicable and disastrous poverty god, Shion Yorigami! Laugh if you want!
Shion
But now I've found refuge by Miss Tenshi's side. There's no place where I feel safer. Miss Tenshi will never betray me.
Sumireko
Oh, right. It's Ten-ten.
Tenshi
...OK, listen up, lowly dwellers of the Earth! I'll blast away all your insignificant misfortune with my celestial aura!
Tenshi
Hmph!
Mike, Hina & Aki Sisters
Wooow!
Mike, Hina & Aki Sisters
...Huh?
Mike
...Has anything changed?
Nemuno
That was a pretty vague aura thing, wasn't it? I barely even felt it.
Sannyo
A lowly uncultured youkai like me doesn't need such a thing.
Tenshi
Hey, you should be jumping with joy!
Hina
I know what changed!
Hina
It kind of feels like I'm no longer spreading misfortune everywhere!
Tenshi
Great! So someone does understand! That makes it worth it.
Shion
Hey, wait a second.
Shion
I'm an adult poverty god, thanks to Miss Tenshi's good grace, so I won't say something childish like, "She's my Miss Tenshi."
Shion
She's my Miss Tenshi.
Iku
Your emotions were so strong that they immediately contradicted what you just said...
Hina
Yeah. Unlike a poverty god, I don't exactly bring misfortune upon myself.
Hina
Compared to you, Shion, I'm much more fortunate.
Hina
I was selfish and tried to steal what you hold dear.
Hina
Thanks for making me realize this.
Shion
You...!
Shion
You're a...!
Shion
You're a kindred spirit!
Shion
Miss Tenshi doesn't belong to anyone. We can both worship her together.
Iku
Her strong emotions contradicted what she just said again.
Tenshi
There are always happy endings when I'm around. The dispute was settled peacefully.
Tenshi
Now, I don't suppose I really have to explain why I've descended to the Earth...
Tenshi
...But I'll say it anyway. I'm here for a battle of bullets.
Tenshi
There hasn't been a real incident down here in forever. It's like a playground without toys―incredibly boring.
Tenshi
You get what I'm saying, don't you, Reimu?!
Reimu
You're asking if I understand?
Reimu
Of course not!
Reimu
However... even if this isn't my shrine, the grounds of any shrine are fundamentally a "playground."
Reimu
I'll play with you, Tenshi Hinanawi!
Sannyo
All right, it's on. Place your bets!
Sannyo
Komakusa-dayuu will oversee this battle.
Mike
Have you got enough ofuda? And needles?
Mike
I can get some for you cheap if you need any. I give discounts for bulk orders!
Tenshi
I only came down here because I was bored.
Tenshi
But it seems I landed in Moriya Shrine since there's a hokora dedicated to Nawi no Kami close by.
Tenshi
Shion came to meet me at a frightful speed. And for some reason, you're here too, Reimu!
Tenshi
We're both really lucky, aren't we?!
Reimu
Yes, it's just as you say.
Reimu
You would've been very unlucky if you landed on my shrine!
From Fields to the Mountain Pt. 4
Tenshi
...So that's how it is. If I look down from Heaven, I could find out what's happening in the village.
Tenshi
But you don't want me to do that, do you, Reimu? So I won't.
Tenshi
I might ignore your wishes if there was a threat that only I could handle...
Tenshi
...But if such a threat ever appeared, the surface world would probably get destroyed before I could even get there.
Tenshi
So what I'm saying is that you humans have got to give it your all. You don't need me to tell you that? Yeah, I guess not.
Tenshi
All right, I'm going to head off. I'll be back when it's fun down here again, even if you don't call for me.
Tenshi
You want to know if I'm returning to Heaven? No.
Tenshi
I'm going to bring everyone to the Shining Needle Castle. That would be a safer shelter than here, right?
Tenshi
It's not polite to just show up at someone's front door out of the blue, but I'm sure Shinmyoumaru won't mind.
Tenshi
Later, Reimu.
Tenshi
Oh, I almost forgot.
Tenshi
The shrine maiden of Moriya Shrine is around here somewhere, though I don't know where the two gods are.
Tenshi
You were looking for her, right?
Reimu
What? Sanae's here? I can't sense her presence at all.
Sumireko
Sanaeeeeee? Where are youuuu?
Sanae
Tadaaaaa! Sanae's here!
Sanae
Yaaaaay!
...?
Reimu
Whoa?! Where did you come from?!
Sumireko
I don't think I've been so surprised in my life!
Akyuu
I almost jumped out of my skin! My heart is beating so fast...!
Kosuzu
Was that one of Moriya's unconventional attacks?!
Sanae
...Hmph.
Sanae
Why isn't everyone happy...? I prepared this surprise for you all.
Reimu
Huh?
Sumireko
I don't think that was the happy kind of surprise.
Akyuu
My heartbeat still hasn't calmed down...!
Sanae
*sob*
Kosuzu
Well, I guess we are happy to see Miss Sanae! We did come all this way to find you, after all! Right, everyone?
Yes, that's right!
Sanae
...
Sanae
Huh? What did you just say?
Kosuzu
I said we came here to find you.
Sanae
No, not that.
Sanae
What did you say before that?
Kosuzu
Umm... We're happy to see Miss Sanae?
Sanae
Yes, that!
Sanae
Thank goodness!
Akyuu
Miss Sanae Kochiya, wind priestess and living god of Moriya Shrine. We have come to ask for your help.
Sanae
OK, what do you need?
Akyuu
Are you aware of the ongoing disturbance in the village?
Sanae
Hmm... Let me think.
Sanae
I know about that! Miraculously!
Sumireko
Wow, you're really excited! Did something good happen today?
Sanae
Not at all. Rather it's just been one disaster after another.
Sanae
...Oh! But I still have my power of miracles, so don't worry!
Kosuzu
I don't really see you act like this in the village. You always seem so reliable when you work as the voice of the gods.
Sanae
Is that what I'm usually like?!
Sanae
That's kinda embarrassing!
Sumireko
Why are you blushing?!
Sumireko
(Wait... Is she going to be like this from now on? I'm getting tired just thinking about it...!)
Reimu
Sanae, stop with the games. This is an emergency.
Reimu
We need to hurry to the village gate.
Sanae
...All right.
(Miss Sanae suddenly became all serious!)
Sanae
Let's get to work.
???
There you are.
???
It seems you managed to meet up with Sanae.
Marisa
I just passed by Tenshi and the others while I was going around and advising everyone to take shelter.
Reimu
Oh, so you're wearing that too, are you?
Marisa
Yeah. Well, Kourin went and made it for me... so I don't really have a reason not to wear it.
Sanae
What about me...?!
Marisa
Huh?
Sanae
I'm the only one without a school uniform...!
Sanae
I used to wear a school uniform in the outside world. I'd wear one every day when I went to school...
Marisa
Right, um, is this gonna take long? Sorry, but we really don't have the time right now.
Sanae
Fiiine, I'll stop.
Marisa
I've still got to visit a few more places, but I can't check everywhere on my own.
Marisa
I know that you're in a rush to get to the village, and I think that's probably what you should be doing...
Marisa
But...
Marisa
...no matter how fast I go, I just don't have the time to check up on the evacuation status in the Underworld.
Marisa
You guys are the only people I can rely on. Could you go to the Underworld for me?
Reimu
I guess there's no helping it.
Reimu
Let's go, everyone. You're coming too, right, Sanae?
Sanae
Yes, of course.
Marisa
...All right, I'll leave it to you guys. I'm gonna head off.
Marisa
See ya.
Reimu
Three of us can fly, and three can't, so we'll go in pairs.
Sanae
...Huh?
Reimu
I'll go with Akyuu. Don't let go of my hand.
Akyuu
Thank you...!
Sumireko
All right, then I'll go with Kosu-zoom. Here, grab on!
Kosuzu
OK! L-Let's zoom!
That means I'm with Miss Sanae.
Sanae
All right, please come here!
Sanae
Miss PLAYER. You have to hold on tighter, or you'll fall!
Sanae
I'll hug you as well, just to be sure, OK?!
H-Huuuug!
Sanae
Good, now you'll be safe! Hang on just like that while I fly, OK?!
Sanae
All right, let's goooo!
(Why didn't she carry me normally? Does she like hugs?)
(Miss Sanae was so warm. I almost fell asleep...)
Sumireko
I see. So we were heading to the Underground Geyser Center. We should be able to get to the Underworld quickly from here.
Kosuzu
Hmm, that depends on whether we can operate the lift or not.
Kosuzu
But Miss Sanae is with us now, so we shouldn't get a repeat of what happened with the aerial tramway.
Sanae
I couldn't get it to work!
Reimu
Huh? Why not? You were so confident earlier.
Sanae
I thought I could... but it didn't work the way I remembered it.
Reimu
*sigh* That's a shame.
Akyuu
Let's try and find a different route. I know there are several other holes that lead to the Underworld.
Akyuu
However, I don't know whether they will all still be traversable...
Akyuu
...Why don't we go to the hole in the Forest of Magic first?
Reimu
All right. Back in the air, everyone!
(Wait, does that mean...?!)
Sanae
Come over here, PLAYER! Hurry!
(She really does like hugs!)
Sanae
Come on, hold on tight! I'll hug you as well!
H-Huuug!
Sanae
I'm ticklish, so please don't move around too much, OK?!
Sanae
All right, let's goooo!
Undertourism Pt. 1
Reimu
...A thick miasma is created within the Forest of Magic and lingers in the air. Keep close to me, everyone.
What happens if you breathe in too much miasma...?
Akyuu
Apparently, there is a very small chance that a human will turn into a magician.
Akyuu
But most of the time, they just fall unconscious, though some never wake up again...!
Kosuzu
S-Stop trying to scare me, Akyuu!
Sumireko
You needn't worry! Reimers and Sanae have barriers, and I can clean the air by manipulating its flow with my powers.
Sumireko
In fact, I don't think we could ever be safer.
Kosuzu
...Right, then we should be fine. Let's keep going!
Reimu
I didn't expect to end up right back near Kourindou. But I guess we've got Sanae with us now.
Sanae
It's great that you're with us, Miss Reimu. We'll never get lost.
Look! There's someone over there.
Reimu
You're right. I wonder who it is.
Alice
Oh?
Alice
What are you all doing wandering around here?
Alice
Didn't Marisa tell you what's going on right now...?
Alice
And Reimu, aren't you meant to be in the village?! What's going on?
H-Hello, Miss Alice!
U-Um, I can explain!
Alice
What?! PLAYER is here too?! That's not good. This place is dangerous!
Alice
Hey, Reimu! Have you forgotten your duty as the Hakurei shrine maiden?!
Sanae
Now, now. Please calm down, Miss Alice.
Sanae
We've got a veeeeery good reason for being here! I'll explain it to you!
Sanae
Just leave eeeeeeeeverything to Sanae!
Alice
Huh? ...Um, OK.
Alice
So you're on your way to check up on the Underworld for Marisa...
Sanae
That's right!
Alice
But I don't understand how being next to Reimu is the safest place for everyone. That doesn't sound quite right.
Sanae
I get what you mean! But they're with me too, so you needn't worry!
Alice
You're acting even weirder than usual today...
Sanae
Huh?! Am I really?
Alice
Wouldn't it be safer for everyone other than Reimu and Sanae to take shelter in Kourindou? I'm on my way there now.
Alice
I'm guiding this fairy.
A butterfly fairy...!
(I'm pretty sure her name was Eternity Larva.)
Eternity Larva
So you're that human all the fairies have been talking about! You really are a child!
Eternity Larva
I'm Eternity Larva. You seem really interesting, so let's play together!
Reimu
You say "play," but you really want to make her get lost or kidnap her, right? That's what fairies do to children.
Eternity Larva
I'd never do something like that!
Alice
This fairy is the one who is lost. She couldn't even find her way to a shelter.
Eternity Larva
That's right!
Eternity Larva
I can't tell you where exactly, but my house is around here. When I stepped outside, everyone had disappeared!
Alice
That's when I found her. I was walking around the forest to make sure that Marisa hadn't missed anyone.
Reimu
I see. That's pretty considerate of you.
Alice
I guess.
Alice
All right, now that you understand... Come with me Akyuu, Kosuzu, Sumireko, and PLAYER.
Alice
We're going to take shelter at Kourindou.
Sumireko
What?! Me too?! Shouldn't I be going with Reimers and Sanae?
Sumireko
Doesn't that make more sense, Ali?!
Alice
A-Ali?!
Alice
...Ahem.
Alice
No, Sumireko. You work at Kourindou, don't you?
Alice
Then you should help out the owner. He's probably got his hands full with everyone taking shelter there.
Sumireko
He didn't seem all that busy...
Eternity Larva
Let's play games together! The wolf has some really fun games!
Sumireko
Hmm, that does sound tempting.
Reimu
Hey, wait a second. You've got this all wrong.
Alice
What are you talking about?
Reimu
Alice, you're not taking this seriously enough.
Alice
Huh?
Reimu
The fact of the matter is that we don't even rightly know what's going on.
Reimu
We don't know what's happening in the village. And we don't know how it will affect the rest of Gensokyo.
Reimu
That's why―
Reimu
―we must be prepared for the worst.
Alice
Then isn't that all the more reason to take the humans to Kourindou, where they'll be safe?
Reimu
When what's happening in the village comes to light, I might determine that it's an incident.
Reimu
If that happens... then the safest place is by my side.
Alice
Hmm, an incident...
Alice
Yes. It's not really a problem if this is indeed an incident...
Alice
But Kourindou is a place where youkai gather, so it would be "strange" if humans were there during an incident...
Alice
Youkai attack humans and humans exterminate youkai. That's what an incident entails...
Alice
...Did you already consider all this?
Reimu
It's my duty to protect the humans of Gensokyo.
Reimu
And I will fulfill that duty.
Alice
...
Alice
I see.
Alice
I sincerely hope that it really is an incident this time.
Reimu
...
Kosuzu
(That got a little intense, didn't it?)
Akyuu
(Humans aren't meant to be outside the village right now. And that's partly our fault, Kosuzu.)
(Reimu and Miss Alice are kind of scary right now...)
Sumireko
(Reimers is usually kind of scary, no? At least when she's in her serious mode.)
Eternity Larva
(Huh?! Isn't everyone usually kind of scary?)
Alice
All right, you've convinced me. But you better take responsibility and protect the humans, OK?
Alice
I'd like to go to the Underworld for you, but I have to look after this fairy right now.
Reimu
Don't worry. I wasn't going to ask a youkai of the surface to go to a place they don't want to visit.
Reimu
All right. We better get going.
Alice
Wait.
Reimu
Do you still have something else to say?
Alice
Yes.
Alice
You still haven't proven to me that you're the real Reimu.
(What?!)
Alice
There have been many impersonators in previous incidents, such as the bake-danuki and people of the Dream World.
Alice
So if this situation could turn into an incident, I have all the more reason to doubt you.
(Oh, that's what she meant...)
Reimu
Hmm. So what are you gonna do about it?
Alice
Do you really need to ask?
Alice
Fight me in a battle of bullets.
Undertourism Pt. 2
???
...I get it now.
???
So Alice opened the way to the Underworld for you all.
???
And since Alice herself didn't come with you, it must mean that she doesn't want to interfere with the Underworld.
???
That makes me jealous.
???
...Oh, PLAYER. I'm Parsee Mizuhashi, a hashihime who lives in the Underworld. Nice to meet you.
Parsee
Everyone in the Underworld has been talking about how Reimu has been walking around with an unusual human lately.
Parsee
It may have been different before, but now we all welcome irregulars like yourself.
Parsee
Besides, it would just make me jealous if you ended up becoming fuel for an incident.
N-Nice to meet you!
(Why jealous...?!)
Reimu
Forget about that. We came all the way here and even asked Alice for directions.
Reimu
So tell me...
Reimu
...why can't you let us through?!
Parsee
First off, I'm honestly shocked that you couldn't remember the way here until you asked Alice.
Parsee
Didn't you come this way back when that black water gushed out onto the surface?
Reimu
There are too many paths to the Underworld. I can't remember them all.
Parsee
Hmm, that's a pretty sorry excuse.
Reimu
Who cares about that? Just let us through already!
Parsee
I'm saying you should turn back! Can't you see what's happening?!
Reimu
Huh?
Akyuu
Oh! Look over there!
Kosuzu
T-There are youkai... working on the tunnel?!
???
Keep going. Keep going.
???
Kisume. Take care of that spot right there.
???
R-Roger!
???
Take this! Aaaand this!
Sumireko
Are they working to control a flood?! I've seen people do something similar down by the river in my hometown.
Sumireko
Wow, a single youkai is performing the same work as a whole crane. Youkai really are amazing!
???
What's next, Boss?!
???
I... I c-can keep going!
Parsee
Give me a sec.
Parsee
PLAYER. This is Yamame Kurodani, a tsuchigumo.
Yamame
Hi, I'm Yamame Kurodani. Today I'm lifting slings up and down, but I usually prefer to take it easy. Nice to meet you!
Parsee
...And this is Kisume, a tsurube-otoshi.
Kisume
I'm K-K-Kisume! Today I'm working up high―! Ooow! ...I bit my tongue.
It's a pleasure to meet you both!
(Wow... These two really look like youkai...!)
Parsee
Good, now that introductions are over... Yamame. Kisume. Take care of that area over there.
Yamame
Roger!
Kisume
R-Roger!
Reimu
...Don't tell me we can't get past because the tunnel has flooded!
Parsee
So you finally figured it out.
Parsee
I don't know why, but the flow of groundwater around here suddenly changed.
Parsee
So a call went out to remove the water and control the flooding. We answered that call.
Sumireko
Someone called for you...? Does that mean there's someone else in charge here?
Sumireko
...Par-par!
Parsee
(Par-par...?)
Parsee
Well, if it were only us Underworld youkai here, I could oversee all the work in Yuugi's stead...
Reimu
...?
Parsee
*sigh* Look around.
???
Hey, yamawaro!
???
Hurry up and bring more sandbags! We don't have nearly enough.
???
Hey, kappa!
???
Don't interfere with our profits! If you can't cooperate, leave.
???
Oh? Is that a challenge? We're much better at dealing with floods than you lot who now live on land.
???
Oh really? Since you live in water, I doubt you can properly handle earth and wood.
???
Let's have a contest!
???
Whoever gets the most work done is the winner!
Reimu
The kappa and yamawaro are working together?! I thought they didn't get along.
Reimu
No, wait, don't they both dislike the youkai of the Underworld?!
???
Yes, it's just as you say, Reimu. They pollute the water... Or that's what I thought.
???
It seems we didn't know them as well as we thought. And I could lose a lot more if I let a chance for business pass me by.
???
Oh?! You're PLAYER, aren't you? This could make for a good story to sell to the tengu... Ahem! No, never mind.
Nitori
I'm Nitori Kawashiro, a kappa. You're staying at Hakurei Shrine, right? We might see each other at a festival or a party.
???
And I'm a yamawaro. Takane Yamashiro's the name. You should watch out for Nitori―she'll try to scam you.
Takane
But you'll only ever pay the labeled price for all our products and services. If you've got money to spend, Takane's your girl!
Nitori
Wow, Takane! I see that you're still at it with your misleading ads.
Takane
Huh?! What are you talking about?!
A kappa and a yamawaro...! N-Nice to meet you!
(Scams and misleading ads?!)
Sanae
Now it makes sense! The kappa and yamawaro also worked together on some projects for my shrine.
Really, what kind of projects?!
Sanae
They helped build that aerial tramway!
Sanae
But then, who's overseeing all the work going on down here?
???
Who, you ask? Why it's a god, of course!
???
A god!
Sanae
L-Lady Suwako?!
Sumireko
Huh?! Why is there a frog?! A cute frog came out of nowhere!
???
Yes, I'm Suwako Moriya. Who else could manage all these construction worker youkai?
Suwako
And I'm not a frog!
Sanae
Lady Suwako...!
Suwako
Sanae! You're meant to be in the village! Why are you wandering around a place like this?!
Suwako
I also want to know why the Hakurei Shrine maiden is here...
Suwako
But first and foremost―This place is dangerous!
Suwako
The path is blocked by lots of water, so only a few vengeful spirits have made their way through, but still.
Suwako
I told you earlier that you couldn't come here, didn't I?!
Suwako
What's going on, Sanae?! Explain yourself!
Sanae
Lady Suwakoooooo!
Suwako
W-Whoa....!
Sanae
*sob*
Suwako
What's wrong? I'm not really that angry... There, there. It's OK.
Suwako
As long as you're sorry and reflect on your actions, I forgive you!
Reimu
Aren't you being a bit too lenient?
Suwako
I think I'm still stricter than your youkai sage.
Reimu
Huh?! She's not my mom or anything!
Suwako
...
Suwako
Anyway... You can't pass through here right now.
Suwako
Now, I think I can guess why my Sanae and the Hakurei shrine maiden are trying to go to the Underworld together...
Suwako
I know what Marisa was doing, so you're probably helping her check on everyone who evacuated, right?
Wow, that's exactly right!
You're like a detective, Miss Sanae's... mother?
Suwako
No, no, I'm the true god of Moriya Shrine. But, well, I guess it is kind of nice to be called Sanae's mother.
Y-You're a god?! Please forgive my rudeness!
I bow before thee!
Suwako
Hehe, your faith kind of tickles.
Reimu
Thanks for saving us the time to explain. Now, you know a lot about water flow, with flooding, irrigation, and the like...
Reimu
...so you should also know of a path we could use to get to the Underworld. Tell us.
Suwako
I'm also grateful that our chat will finish quickly.
Suwako
There haven't been many incidents lately, so I've been looking for a way to raise my youkai workers' spirits.
Suwako
You know what I'm getting at, don't you?
Reimu
Yes, of course. That look tells me a lot more than words ever could.
Reimu
It's a lot faster to speak with bullets!
Takane
Would you like to buy an item? I can give you a discount.
Takane
And if you use it on Nitori, I'll make it even cheaper!
Sumireko
Really?! I want one!
Reimu
Hey, stop that. We can win without any items.
Sumireko
But she recommended it to us. Doesn't that make you interested? Come oooon, buy it for meeee!
Reimu
I bet you were one of those kids who throw tantrums in stores...
Suwako
Sanae. This is also a test for you.
Sanae
...?!
Suwako
Show me how much you have grown as the wind priestess of Moriya Shrine, as a living god who collects faith...
Suwako
...and as an incident resolver.
Sanae
...!
Sanae
I won't let you down, Lady Suwako!
Undertourism Pt. 3
Mokou
...Hey.
Mokou
...Why are you lot here?
Mokou
If you've come to take her back―
Mokou
―I won't show you any mercy, Moon Emissaries!
???
(Y-Yikes!)
???
(...Sister.)
???
(I know. This is Lady Yagokoro's territory. When she lets her guard down, I'll subdue her quietly with this cord.)
???
Earthling, Fujiwara no Mokou.
???
We have come to this land in secret.
???
We do not intend to purge this land or take back any impurities with us.
???
We merely wish to fulfill our secret mission. And to do that, we must meet with Lady Yagokoro... That's all.
Mokou
A secret mission?
Mokou
What's this mission of yours, then?
???
We can't tell you.
???
It's a SECRET mission, after all.
Mokou
...
Mokou
...I don't trust you.
Mokou
There was a disturbance some time ago when they were almost taken back to the moon...
Mokou
I heard that someone on the moon put a stop to it by pulling some strings.
Mokou
But there's no proof that you are allied with them.
???
(That was us!)
???
(...?)
???
Ahem.
???
You know Kaguya... Miss Kaguya, do you not? Then there is a simple solution.
???
Yes. If you speak directly with Miss Kaguya, she will tell you that there is no way we are here to bring her back with us.
Mokou
W-What are you talking about?
Mokou
There's no way I could do that!
???
Huh? Why not...?
Mokou
I can't go and see Kaguya... I don't even wanna see her, so there's no way I could just walk up to her and say hi!
Mokou
I've got a grudge against her!
???
Th-That's strange.
???
This contradicts what she said earlier. What's going on?
???
Umm, according to the data...
???
...Miss Fujiwara no Mokou regularly meets with Miss Kaguya. That's what the moon's positioning system recorded.
Mokou
Nope. I don't go and see her.
Mokou
There's no way I would.
???
Why are you lying...?
Mokou
I'm not lying!
Mokou
You're friends with Eientei's pharmacist, aren't you?! So I have to be extra careful not to say something I shouldn't!
???
Hm? Does that mean...?
Mokou
Forget I said that!
Mokou
Don't say another word. If you do, I'll...!
Sumireko
I thought we stepped into the bamboo forest, not a minefield?! Isn't this like really, really bad?!
Akyuu
Ummm, the god of Moriya Shrine said there was a blowhole that leads to the Underworld in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.
Akyuu
My family's records also talk about this blowhole, so it definitely exists...
Kosuzu
Miss Reimu and Miss Marisa went down this hole too, didn't they?!
Reimu
*sigh* Yes, thank you for mentioning that, Kosuzu.
Kosuzu
Hehehe. I've honed my skills by reading lots of detective novels.
Akyuu
What? No, you didn't exactly use any deductive reasoning.
Reimu
Well, I can reach my destination just by picking a direction and flying, so I don't really need to remember the little details.
Sumireko, Akyuu & Kosuzu
(Th-That must be nice...!)
Sanae
That's all well and good, but what should we do about this, Miss Reimu?
Sanae
This situation is like a bomb that could explode at any time. It might even kick off a third Genso-Lunar War.
Sanae
Shall I go and deal with it?
(Huh? Miss Sanae seems kind of different...)
Reimu
Gosh, Sanae.
Reimu
You're way overreacting. Calm down a little, OK?
Kosuzu
Oh... I've just realized something very serious.
Akyuu
What do you mean, Kosuzu? You're making me nervous.
Sumireko
What? You too, Kosuzu?! I realized something as well!
Reimu
Now I'm nervous too.
Sumireko & Kosuzu
Isn't this an incident?!
Sumireko & Kosuzu
...
Sumireko & Kosuzu
Yaaaaay!
Akyuu
...An incident.
Akyuu
They are needed to maintain the balance in Gensokyo. Duels between humans and youkai need to occur on a regular basis.
Akyuu
Miss Reimu, is this...?
Reimu
No, it's fine, Akyuu. You don't have to say anymore.
Akyuu
...?!
Reimu
Of course, we can stop this.
Reimu
Even if this is an incident that someone wants to occur, I am the one who resolves incidents.
Sanae
Wow! You're so cool, Miss Reimu!
Sumireko
...!
Mokou
First off, it's really suspicious that Lunarians have come here from the moon and are acting in secret.
Mokou
I feel like I've finally found a reason to keep living. I won't let you ruin that!
???
(This isn't good. We were strictly forbidden from causing trouble for any earthlings while on this mission.)
???
(Even if we manage to restrain her... it will probably hinder our future relations with the Earth.)
???
(But no matter what we say, it only makes the situation worse. She's even more suspicious now.)
???
(Miss Fujiwara no Mokou found us in the bamboo forest without getting lost... Maybe we should've researched more.)
???
(Argh! I was sure that I didn't underestimate the Earth when I prepared for whatever problems could arise...!)
Reimu
Stop right there.
Mokou
The Hakurei shrine maiden?! Did you hear all that?!
Reimu
Yes, I heard everything.
Mokou
O-Oh no...
Reimu
Um, no, I already knew about your secret meetings.
Mokou
What, really? I don't remember telling you...
???
Reimu..! We can't keep our actions secret now that you're here.
???
Our mission has failed...
???
No way...
Reimu
Huh? It's not like I'm gonna tell Yukari about you guys.
Reimu
I don't mind if you visit Eientei as long as you don't cause any fuss.
???
R-Really?!
Reimu
Of course. That's what I promised back then.
???
Promised...? Did you make such a promise...?
Reimu
Don't you remember? That's pretty irresponsible, considering you were the ones who suggested it.
Reimu
Well, I guess I do owe Yorihime for helping me master Yukari's training.
Reimu
So now we can call it even.
???
...I honestly don't think I helped you all that much. But I suppose I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
???
Phew, thank goodness!
Reimu
You seem to be doing well, Reisen.
???
Yes, it's been a while, hasn't it, Miss Reimu?!
Reimu
PLAYER. We may not get another chance, so let me introduce them to you.
Reimu
The one in blue is Watatsuki no Toyohime. She lives in the Lunar Capital and rarely ever comes down here.
Toyohime
My name is Watatsuki no Toyohime. I have actually heard about you from Lady Yagokoro.
Reimu
What?! You know about PLAYER?! Since when did the moon have such a keen ear for current events?!
Toyohime
I don't really want to say this, but we Lunar Emmisaires are constantly observing the Earth...
Toyohime
...And we have a direct line of communication with Eientei through the moon rabbits' telepathy.
Reimu
Th-That's kind of disturbing. But, well, I guess it doesn't matter right now...
Reimu
The one in red is Watatsuki no Yorihime. She's Toyohime's little sister, and they're both Eirin's students or something.
Yorihime
I'm Watatsuki no Yorihime.
Reimu
...Hm? Is that it?
Yorihime
Well, we're currently in the middle of a covert operation, so it's not really the best time for chit-chat.
Yorihime
Oh, but no, I apologize. I do not mean to be rude to Miss PLAYER.
Reimu
Wow, I didn't expect you to be so humble. Don't you normally say stuff like, "The Earth is impure! It must be purged!"?
Yorihime
That is a grave misconception.
Yorihime
I cannot say the same for the other Lunarians, but WE are sympathetic with Lady Yagokoro's stance on this matter.
Yorihime
It would be unjust to thoughtlessly condemn Lady Yagokoro's decision to accept impurities and remain on the Earth.
Yorihime
But that does not mean we agree with her completely.
Reimu
Hmm. I can't refute that logic.
Yorihime
Hehe. You will never beat me in an argument of logic and reason.
???
Umm... Are you going to introduce me too?
Reimu
Oh, right.
Reimu
This rabbit's name is Reisen. It's confusing, but she's a moon rabbit with the same name as the other Reisen.
Reisen
You know, I've actually been to Hakurei Shrine too. Miss Reimu took care of me during my stay.
Reisen
So we kind of have that in common!
The living room is really comfortable, isn't it?!
I'm PLAYER. Nice to meet you!
Reimu
That reminds me. Didn't you take my veil back then?
Reisen
It was mine to start with. You took it off me!
Yorihime
No, it wasn't yours. It belonged to the army.
Reisen
Oh yeah...
Reimu
Huh? Have you and Mokou already met, PLAYER?
What? ...Oh, yes!
(Right. This Reimu doesn't know about that.)
Mokou
Have you already forgotten, Reimu? We met just the other day.
Reimu
Hm... Yeah. I guess you don't need an introduction then.
Reimu
All right. Toyohime. Mokou.
Reimu
The Hakurei shrine maiden will take care of this. That's fine with you both, right?
Reimu
I won't let the Lunar Emissaries meddle in anything they shouldn't, and if I detect something shady, I'll contact Yukari.
Reimu
Conversely, as long as they act within the rules of Gensokyo, I'll personally defend their case to the sages.
Reimu
Of course they can't take the princess back with them. I doubt they'd try, but I thought I'd make this clear for Mokou's sake.
Reimu
You both agree to this, don't you?
Reimu
Thanks. I'm glad we could settle this peacefully. Now, just to make sure...
Reimu
...you both have something to say, don't you?
Reimu
You're going to ask for a battle of bullets just like the others.
Mokou
How did you know?
Mokou
You're right that I was thinking of challenging them to a battle since they're from the same place as Kaguya.
Mokou
But you guessed what I wanted before I even put it into words.
Toyohime
I was just wondering what it would be like to use the Spell Cards of the Earth.
Toyohime
And learning how to battle according to the rules of Gensokyo might prove useful in the future.
Reimu
I thought so.
Reimu
It wasn't even much of a guess.
Reimu
I know very well what both of you are like.
Reimu
All right, Mokou and I will be on the human side. And since Lunarians are kinda like youkai, you'll be on the youkai side.
Reimu
That's how this battle is gonna work. OK?
Yorihime
Well, the teams seem rather arbitrary, but let's go with that. I'm a little excited.
Toyohime
Me too. I can't wait to try and use some Spell Cards!
Reisen
Please go easy on me!
(It's like they're all friends about to play a game!)
???
W-Wait a minute!
Sumireko
I know that all this is beyond me, and no one asked for my input, but speaking up took a lot of courage, so please listen!
Toyohime
You're that earthling with psychic powers...!
Mokou
Hey, I remember you! It's been a while, hasn't it?
Sumireko
Um, you see, I don't really know how to say this, but...!
Reimu
...
Sumireko
I'll battle you in Reimer's stead!
Sumireko
...Would, um, everyone be OK with that? Maybe?
Reimu
Do you have a reason you could explain?
Sumireko
Ummm...
Sumireko
I was taken aback and overawed by Reimer's conviction as a shrine maiden. But it's not really like me to feel that way.
Sumireko
I kinda want to act more freely and do what I wanna do! You know?
Sumireko
Well, I can't really explain it properly!
Sumireko
...So, can I?
Reimu
Fine. Go ahead.
Sumireko
What? Really?!
Reimu
Don't worry. I'll stop the match if it gets dangerous.
Sumireko
...So the Lunarians really are that super strong, are they?
Reimu
Well, yeah, but that's not really what I meant...
Reimu
...Whatever! I'll be the referee this time.
Reimu
Go on, show me what you can do.
Reimu
Bring your imagination to life and show me some beautiful bullets!
Toyohime
The earthling girl with psychic powers and the earthling person of Hourai were definitely tough opponents.
Yorihime
That battle made me realize how much more there is to learn about Spell Cards. This is worth remembering.
Reisen
...Oh, I forgot! We were going to ask Miss Fujiwara no Mokou to guide us through the forest!
Toyohime
We were too focused on the battle. We must have unknowingly fallen for the Bamboo Forest of the Lost's tricks...
Yorihime
That person of Hourai already left to guide Reimu and the others...
???
Do you need a guide, O noble visitors from the moon?
???
Heh heh heh! I offer you my services.
Reisen
Ah! I know you!
Undertourism Pt. 4
???
...Oh, Miss Reimu!
???
I didn't think you'd also evacuate to the Underworld...!
???
There's no problem with surface-dwelling youkai taking shelter here temporarily since our relations have improved...
???
But normal humans are another story... Is the situation that dire on the surface right now?
No, um, that's not it...!
Reimu
We came here to check up on you. To see whether or not you were properly leading the evacuation.
Sanae
Looking around...
Sanae
...it seems that all these youkai have come here to take shelter, right?
Akyuu
The youkai of the surface are mingling with the youkai of the Underworld...! You don't see this every day.
Kosuzu
I can smell hot springs and food from street stalls! Wait, the Underworld seems more appealing than the surface!
???
Well, it's important to entice the vengeful spirits with such things, so they don't try and escape from the Underworld.
Sumireko
Is that how you pacify the vengeful spirits?! I thought for sure they were sealed with force or magic or something!
Sumireko
Well, Yuuyuu?!
???
Yuuyuu?
???
...Hm?!
???
I thought Miss Reimu just brought her usual friends with her, but there are some people I really didn't expect to see here!
???
First off... You, the human child! I've heard about you. You're the one who's been staying at Hakurei Shrine lately.
Nice to meet you. My name is PLAYER.
???
Wow, you're a pretty polite human, considering your age. Good manners are always welcome.
???
I'm Yuugi Hoshiguma. Since you're staying at the shrine, you must've seen an oni called Suika, right? I'm an oni too.
Yuugi
But unlike Suika, who went up to the surface, I live down here in the Former Capital while pacifying the vengeful spirits.
Yuugi
I usually work with Parsee and a few others, but they're out dealing with something else, so I'm on my own right now.
Yuugi
Unfortunately, that's when some youkai came from the surface seeking shelter. I haven't been able to deal with them all.
Yuugi
...That's why it's like this. The Hot Spring Town is packed full of Underworld and surface youkai. It's like a Night Parade.
Yuugi
Ah, yes, by the way... There's something that humans who aren't that familiar with oni should always keep in mind.
Yuugi
Oni hate lies. Whatever you do, make sure you don't ever tell a lie in front of an oni.
O-OK!
(What if she asks about Reimu...? I have to be careful!)
Yuugi
But there's not just PLAYER here, is there? There are some other faces I didn't expect to see down here...
Yuugi
You're Kosuzu from the village's book rental shop, aren't you?!
Kosuzu
Ahaha, you found me out. Please come and borrow some books sometime, Miss Yuugi.
Yuugi
Sure, I'll stop by when I go to visit the pub. Though maybe I shouldn't say that in front of the Hakurei shrine maiden.
Reimu
So even oni like you, who prefer to solve things with brute force, read books, huh?
Yuugi
I don't read much compared to some bibliophile youkai, but we youkai have gotta train our mind and spirit.
Yuugi
I quite like reading now and then.
Yuugi
Now, what's even more surprising, is that Lady Miare is also with you...
Yuugi
Umm... Are you holding up all right? Physically, I mean?
Akyuu
It's been a while, hasn't it, Yuugi Hoshiguma? We last met when I interviewed you for the Gensokoyo Chronicle.
Akyuu
You needn't worry about me. Reimu has been kind enough to carry me while we traveled.
Yuugi
Ooh, that's good.
Kosuzu
Wow... I can't remember the last time I saw Akyuu act this dignified.
Kosuzu
Now that I think about it, Akyuu is a really important person, isn't she? I always forget about that for some reason.
Akyuu
...Kosuzu, I always act appropriate for my station as the Maiden of Miare, do I not?
Kosuzu
I don't know about that!
Sumireko
Right. The Hieda family traces their lineage to the Children of Miare, who continually reincarnate.
Sumireko
Not only are you a daughter of a noble family, but you've also got a perfect memory! Those are some serious credentials!
Akyuu
I-It isn't all that great, you know? If there wasn't any disturbance, I would be working until sundown like usual.
Sumireko
Whoa...! You're like... an adult.
Sumireko
Urgh. It kinda makes me depressed when I think about how lazy I am in comparison...
Yuugi
No, hold on a sec. What are you talking about, Miss Sumireko?
Sumireko
Huh? I'm the only one who's irresponsible and not making a living. Everyone else is working regardless of their age.
Yuugi
No, hold on.
Yuugi
I doubt any ordinary person could replicate those superpower things you use.
Sumireko
...Huh?
Sumireko
...Yeah, I guess you're right! It's not like me to get so down on myself!
Sumireko
Sorry, but if my self-esteem gets too high, I might go a little crazy with power again and end up doing something I regret.
Sumireko
A little self-reflection is good for me every now and then! So please forget about it.
Yuugi
Hmm, yeah, I guess self-reflection is important...
Reimu
...
Sanae
...
...?
Yuugi
...
Yuugi
Oh, I see.
Sumireko
Huh, what is it, Yuuyuu?
Yuugi
No, it's nothing. I just realized that humans like you...
Yuugi
...aren't so bad.
Sumireko
Eh? Huh? What?! Why?!
Yuugi
Hehe. That's something else you can reflect on.
Sumireko
...?
Yuugi
All right then, let's have a battle.
Sumireko
Urgh.
Sumireko
I was about to ask why, but I guess I've kind of gotten used to this.
Sumireko
...I know now that asking such questions is pointless!
Yuugi
No, it's not pointless. There's no deep meaning behind this battle.
Yuugi
I said that I haven't been able to deal with all the youkai who came down from the surface seeking shelter, right?
Yuugi
That is the undeniable truth.
Sumireko
Oh no! Don't tell me...
Yuugi
Exactly. You are all going to lend us a hand. That's what you came down here for, right?
Yuugi
This battle will be a test to see if you have what it takes...
Yuugi
...and it will also be some fun for me before I have to finish my break and get back to work!
Undertourism Pt. 5
There's a looooong line of youkai and vengeful spirits...!
And a huge magnificent building...!
Reimu
Yes, it's just like a Night Parade.
Sanae
Miss PLAYER, this place is called the Palace of the Earth Spirits.
Sanae
It's the home of the Komeiji sisters. They are satori youkai with some fairly powerful abilities...
Reimu
...Yeah, but they haven't caused much trouble ever since I exorcised them!
Kosuzu
Way to go, Hakurei shrine maiden!
Akyuu
Exorcised...? Well, you're not wrong about that. But there are two types of youkai exorcisms in Gensokyo...
Reimu
Beating youkai in a battle of bullets is a perfectly respectable youkai exorcism.
Akyuu
Yes, you're right, but... Hmm, no, this isn't the time nor place to talk about such things.
Kosuzu
What's wrong, Akyuu?
Akyuu
It's even harder to talk about while you're here...!
Kosuzu
What?! That's mean!
Kosuzu
I've learned a lot now that I sometimes go to parties at the shrine!
Akyuu
Calm down. If you want to know more, you should read the original Gensokyo Chronicle.
Kosuzu
Isn't the original like really, really long?!
Akyuu
It should be easy for you since you love books so much.
Kosuzu
Grrr... That sounds like a challenge when you put it like that.
Sanae
Lots of animals live here in the Palace of the Earth Spirits. It's like a zoo! An animal land!
Reimu
Yeah, speaking of which... didn't one of your gods modify an animal without permission?
Sanae
It wasn't without permission! The animal said it was OK!
M-M-M-Modifying animals?!
Reimu
It was a youkai, not an animal, or rather, a beast youkai... no, a bird youkai. And rather than modifying... it was more fusing?
Sanae
Maybe it was more fusion than fusing? Like combining with a divine spirit? No, possession through summoning?
Reimu
Either way, there's this Hell raven-Yatagarasu animal. There's also a youkai cat who sometimes wanders around the surface.
A cat? Like Chen? Or like Miss Mike, who we just met?
Sanae
No, she's a kasha! A youkai cat who supposedly steals corpses from funerals!
What?! Is it safe to enter this place...?!
Reimu
...We're used to the place, so we'll be fine. But now that I think about it, I guess it is kind of dangerous.
Sanae
Yes, there are large carnivorous animals as well as youkai. It seems we've grown numb to fear. It's obviously dangerous.
Reimu
It'd be fine if there were only lots of pandas or something.
Sanae
Miss Reimu. Pandas may look cute, but they're still fierce animals. They're bears, you know!
Sumireko
Don't worry! I'll protect everyone who can't shoot bullets!
Sumireko
Leave it to me!
Miss Sumireko...!
Reimu
...
Reimu
That was kinda weird... but we're counting on you!
(This place has a western feel, unlike the Former Capital.)
The floor is so warm!
Sanae
It's geothermal heating... the heat from the Remains of Hell below us. It feels like we've come to a day spa!
Reimu
Former Hell is built atop what is essentially a giant furnace, and the Palace of the Earth Spirits is at the center of it.
Kosuzu
What a cool building! The mysterious atmosphere is exciting! It's a detective's dream, even if I'm just playing as one.
Kosuzu
Oh, but this heat feels so nice. It's making me a little sleepy... *yawn*
Akyuu
Pull yourself together, Kosuzu. If you take a nap in the Palace of the Earth Spirits, you'll be a laughingstock for generations.
Sumireko
You'd think Koishi or someone would come out to greet us by now, but we need to pay close attention to notice her.
Sumireko
No, I guess we can't notice her even if we keep an eye out. That's the kind of girl she is.
???
BOO! Were you surprised?!
Sumireko
Eeep! A-A ghost?!
A cute girl suddenly appeared out of nowhere!
Sumireko
...?!
Sumireko
Oh, it's you, Koishi. This reminds me of the time I first visited Gensokyo.
Hello, Miss Koishi. I'm PLAYER.
???
...!
???
Oh, so your name is PLAYER? That's a cute name! Nice to meet you!
???
I'm Koishi Komeiji. Let's go play together!
Huh?! You want to play? Now?
Koishi
Yeah! There's no time like the present!
Reimu
Hey, wait a―
???
You mustn't do that, Koishi.
Koishi
Oh, Satori!
???
That child is under the protection of Hakurei Shrine. You should schedule a time and play somewhere safe.
???
Besides, everyone is really busy right now. So it would make me very happy if you could help as much as you are able.
Koishi
Oh, right! I forgot about that! OK, I'll help too!
???
...
(I-Is she staring at me...?)
???
...
???
...Reimu.
Reimu
Hm?
???
I now have a rough idea as to what is currently happening on the surface and why you have come here.
Reimu
...Right. That ability of yours sure is convenient.
???
You're thinking, "It saves me the hassle of explaining, so just read everything."
Reimu
Hey! Ask permission first!
???
*sigh*...
???
...I see. I understand pretty much everything now.
Reimu
You did it again!
???
You came to check on the Underworld to fulfill a promise with Marisa. And when you return to the surface...
???
...you will use Sanae's miracles to find a way into the village. That plan will most likely succeed.
Reimu
Huh? Since when did you become a fortune teller?
???
I did not divine any future. I merely used my powers of deduction.
???
Your plan will succeed because the gate to the village will open after enough time passes, even without a miracle.
I-Is that true...?!
???
Yes.
???
Sorry for the late introduction. My name is Satori Komeiji. I am the mistress of the Palace of the Earth Spirits.
Satori
Koishi is my little sister.
Koishi
That's right! I'm Satori's little sister!
I'm PLAYER... Nice to meet you.
(It's like she can read my mind...)
Satori
...
Satori
I won't try to explain the grounds for my reasoning because I'm sure I won't be able to convince you.
Reimu
I find that hard to believe.
Satori
Now then, you will all lend us a hand, just as Yuugi explained to you earlier.
Satori
This state of tension will continue until the gate is opened. And it looks like the youkai from the surface will stay the night.
Reimu
This place is like a tourist resort.
Satori
Yes, I know.
Satori
We've even had to rely on the help of all the animals here.
???
This way, vengeful spirits! Line up in a single file! Don't wander off on your own!
???
Hey, you there! Don't fight with the other guests!
???
Argh! There are too many!
Satori
This is Rin Kaenbyou and she is Utsuho Reiuji.
Rin
Lady Satori. I have something urgent to report.
Utsuho
Doesn't she already know about it by now?
Satori
Yes.
Satori
The Palace of the Earth Spirits cannot house any more guests.
Satori
And if youkai and vengeful spirits keep forcing their way inside...
Satori
...The Palace of the Earth Spirits will collapse.
Koishi
Whaaat?! That's terrible!
Reimu
That's gotta be a joke. And since when did the Palace of the Earth Spirits become a hotel?
Satori
We had no choice. The Underworld is so full of youkai and vengeful spirits that there is nowhere else for them to go.
Sumireko
Reimers... I don't think she was joking about the palace collapsing.
Reimu
Huh? What makes you say that?
Sumireko
You're right that buildings don't fall over from having too many people inside...
Sumireko
But the floor could give way.
Um, aren't we on top of the Remains of Blazing Hell...?
Reimu
...
Reimu
This is bad!
Satori
Reimu... you and the others will lead the youkai crowding the city streets.
Satori
Guide them to proper accommodations and make sure they don't start any fights and step through the floor.
Reimu
This may sound silly, but I doubt anyone else could do this but me.
Satori
But before that...
Satori
...you know what we must do, correct?
Reimu
...Oh, I get it.
Reimu
You're all youkai, aren't you?! I bet you were all looking for an opportunity to go wild.
Satori
Exactly.
Satori
That is the role of the Hakurei shrine maiden.
Reimu
For you, who is usually so calm, to say such a thing...
Reimu
...it seems that having such a long gap between incidents is a serious problem!
Undertourism Pt. 6
???
*fidgeting nervously*
???
...*sigh*
???
You're worried about her, aren't you, Hijiri?
Byakuren
Yes. I'm sure she will be fine, but I can't stop thinking about her...
Nue
I guess I'm the same. I can't rest easy until I get confirmation that she's safe.
Byakuren
Yes. But you should go and play with the others.
Byakuren
It's not every day that we get to come here, so you should make the most of it.
Nue
Huh? What are you going to do, Hijiri?
Byakuren
...The fact that I cannot free my heart from worry proves that I need more training. So I will stay here to discipline myself.
???
Ichirin... Unzan... Kyouko...
Minamitsu
The food at this Hot Spring Town is yummy, isn't it...?
???
Yeah...
Ichirin
Unzan said... "Aye, delicious," in a despondent tone.
???
Huh...? Is that how Unzan speaks...?
Ichirin
He talks really quietly... But I think that's probably kind of how he speaks...
Kyouko
Oh, OK... Heeey, Unzan... How are you going...?
Ichirin
...
Ichirin
He said, "I'm miserable."
Minamitsu, Kyouko & Ichirin
*sigh*
Minamitsu
But, Ichirin, I'm surprised you came down here. Didn't you say that going to Former Hell is humiliating?
Ichirin
I'll go anywhere if I have to, especially if the boss tells me to.
Ichirin
What about you, Murasa? Are you OK with returning to where we were sealed away?
Minamitsu
Hijiri ordered us here, so it doesn't bother me either. Besides, I also came here when I investigated that black water.
Minamitsu
And it's not like I only have bad memories of the Underworld. I had a lot of fun making holes in the bottom things!
Minamitsu
Whoops, I'm meant to be sad right now...
Kyouko
You're really good at controlling your emotions...
???
Hey, pull yourselves together. You're annoying me.
Joon
Looking at you makes the food taste bad. And this is coming from me, a pestilence god, so you better believe it.
Nazrin & Shou
*sigh*
???
I should have paid closer attention. Hijiri leads us from the front, so I should have supported her from behind.
Shou
I can't believe I forgot about the "Forgotten Umbrella"...!
???
I'm like an expert at retrieving lost items, so I could have easily prevented this if only I had been a little more careful...
Nazrin
I'm so ashamed of myself.
Nazrin & Shou
*sigh*
Joon
You guys are really ticking me off! I'm not going to mince words even if I used to train under you!
Nazrin
I'm not a member of Myouren Temple.
Joon
SHUT UP!
Nazrin
Whoa, that was intense.
Joon
I led a life of leisure down here for a time, but here I am now eating peasant food at a bar!
Joon
You two used to shine with hope and a sense of duty. But now you're all drab and gloomy, and I'm stuck at the same table!
Nazrin
I've always been drab. Look, I'm gray.
Joon
SHUT UP!
Nazrin
Sorry, I half said that just to provoke you.
Shou
Joon. I'm truly sorry that we're ruining your meal. But... I can't help but not be worried...!
Shou
We left Kogasa behind!
Joon
Yeah, I know, but you should stop blaming yourself. Everyone was in a hurry.
Joon
Also, Kogasa panicked and flew off somewhere, so it's not like you could have gone and found her before evacuating.
Joon
And besides, I left my own sister behind, but it doesn't bother me at all.
Nazrin
Oh?! Yeah, she isn't here with you.
Shou
W-Wow... Does it really not bother you?
Joon
Not at all! I bet she's with the celestial or something. Shion's luck is terrible, but that celestial's good luck trumps it.
Nazrin
(Is it good luck or bad luck to get followed around by a poverty god? No... I guess that's not for me to decide...)
Joon
So you two shouldn't worry either! Cheer up! I want to enjoy all this food and drink!
Shou
...
Shou
No, it isn't that easy.
Nazrin
Yeah. If only we knew whether she was all right...
Joon
It's fine to care for your friends but don't overdo it. You're not going to make Kogasa happy by being overprotective.
Joon
Don't you think Kogasa would want us to remain positive and enjoy ourselves?!
Nazrin
(This really doesn't sound like the things a poverty god should be saying...)
???
We followed Kyouko to the Underworld, and it was nice how we were welcomed more than I thought we would be, but...
Mystia
I didn't expect the monks to be so depressed!
???
Kogasa does kind of make everyone around her happy.
Wriggle
So when she's gone, everyone gets sadder than usual. I think it's kind of the same with us when Cirno's not around...
Wriggle
...we get smarter than usual.
???
Y-You might be right!
Rumia
I think I might be a little smarter now!
Wriggle
Hmm, no, I think you're the same as always.
Rumia
Whaaat?!
Rumia
...No, I guess that's fine.
Wriggle
Yeah. That's good.
Rumia
Hehehe.
Mystia
You know, I thought this would be the perfect chance to learn the cuisine of the Hot Spring Town...
Mystia
But It really doesn't seem like the best time to experiment with making new dishes when everyone else is so sad.
Rumia
Whaaat?! I wanted to eat your cooking.
Mystia, Wriggle & Rumia
*sigh*
Sumireko
...Did you get all that, PLAYER-o?
Yeah! I've remembered everyone's names!
Sumireko
OK.
Sumireko
I was a little worried after we split up with Reimers and the others. It's just you and me working as a pair...
Sumireko
But we found some youkai I'm familiar with, so it seems luck is on our side! I'm a bit shy with people I've never met before.
Sumireko
No, I guess they'd be youkai, not people... Well, whatever.
Sumireko
Anyway, I'm sure everyone will calm down and go to the accommodations if we tell them where Kogga went!
(Kogga... Oh, she means, Kogasa!)
Sumireko
All right! Let's go!
Sumireko
Monk of Myouren Temple! And Nue-nue!
Byakuren
Is that you, Miss Sumireko Usami?!
Nue
N-Nue-nue...?!
Sumireko
Koggy safely evacuated to another shelter! Along with Banky!
(She's changing the nicknames again!)
Byakuren
Koggy? Banky?
Byakuren
...?
Nue
...Oh, I get it! You mean Kogasa evacuated with Sekibanki?
Sumireko
Yeah, that's what I said!
Byakuren
Is that true...?!
Nue
This is great, isn't it, Hijiri?!
Byakuren
Thank goodness... That's such a relief...
Byakuren
...Oh! I have to go tell everyone the good news!
Sumireko
Go ahead. And when you're done, we can all go to the inn appointed to you by the Palace of the Earth Spirits.
Byakuren
Of course.
Byakuren
Everyone! Kogasa is safe! I just heard that she has safely evacuated!
Byakuren
The light has returned to everyone's eyes...! Thank you so much, Miss Sumireko.
Byakuren
And you're the girl that I've heard about.... your name is PLAYER, isn't it?
Oh, you know me...?! Yes, I'm PLAYER.
(This nun seems really kind...!)
Byakuren
Thank you as well, Miss PLAYER. Now, let's start moving toward our accommodations.
Nue
Hey, Byakuren. It doesn't look like it'll be that easy.
Byakuren
What?!
Nue
It doesn't look like they're in the mood to just quietly follow you to an inn.
Byakuren
Th-This is unacceptable! We must repay the kindness that Miss Sumireko and Miss PLAYER have shown us!
Byakuren
It seems they need a little scolding.
Nue
(Uh oh, Hijiri is angry!)
Nue
(Usually, I'd be on the side that's going wild and having fun... but siding with Hijiri is the much safer option right now!)
Byakuren
Sorry, Miss Sumireko. Miss PLAYER.
Byakuren
This won't take long!
Undertourism Pt. 7
???
Silence. Siiiiiilence!
???
QUIET!
???
Silence! Silence!
Futo
Why won't ye be silent?!
???
SHUT UP!
Yoshika
Quiet down a little. This is disgraceful...
Futo
Wow, they're finally silent.
Futo
Now, go ahead, Lady Taishi.
???
...
Miko
Everyone...
Miko
...you have done well to endure the storm.
Miko
I respect each and every one of you.
Miko
I respect those from the Underworld and from the surface. I respect all the youkai and all the vengeful spirits.
Miko
Your circumstances, status, and environment differ from youkai to youkai―spirit to spirit.
Miko
But you have all endured.
Miko
You have all experienced hardships that you presume cannot be understood. You have had no reason to believe otherwise.
Miko
I applaud all of your efforts and perseverance until now.
Miko
I understand how you all feel. No, I hear it.
Miko
Everyone, you have all fought well until now.
???
...What's going on? What's with this speech?
Saki
The sound caught my attention when I was passing by the Underworld...
Saki
...But now I'm feeling all emotional!
???
Wow, so even an idiot can understand. Impressive.
Saki
Huh? What was that?! What a rude Noh mask!
Kokoro
I praised you for being able to understand the great Lady Taishi's speech. You should be happy!
Saki
Yikes?! Why are you so angry all of a sudden?!
Kokoro
*sob* You don't have to be so scared. What's your problem? I can be angry if I want.
Saki
(What a strange mask...)
Kokoro
Besides, the speech hasn't finished yet. Be quiet and listen.
Saki
Yeah, right. Sorry. I'll try to be more mindful that this isn't the Animal Realm.
Kokoro
Wooohoooooo! You're the best, LADY TAISHIIIIII!
Kokoro
That's our de facto mom for you!
Saki
Didn't you just tell me to be quiet?!
Miko
...I can hear all of your voices. I can even still hear them right now.
Miko
However...
Miko
...you mustn't get complacent.
Kokoro & Saki
...?!
Miko
The fight will continue. There shall be more harsh realities you must endure.
Miko
You... No, WE must overcome them!
Miko
But, do not fear. Do not despair.
Miko
Do not give up.
Miko
For I will be right there with you!
Wow...! She's like one of the ancient Greek orators!
Sumireko
I've seen the President give a speech like this on TV. It's kinda like magic how she commands your complete attention.
???
Oh, why if it isn't Miss Sumireko? Why are you in a place like this?
Sumireko
It's a long story, but we're currently on a mission to calm down any disturbances in the Underworld.
Sumireko
Seigs! Toji!
Seigs?
...Seigs?!
Toji?
...Toji?!
Toji?
Hey, Sumireko. I'm pretty sure I already know the answer, but you've been doing this all day, haven't you...?
Toji?
...You've been calling anyone and everyone by a nickname!
Sumireko
What?! How did you know?!
Toji?
How could I not?!
Um, I'm PLAYER! Nice to meet you both!
Toji? & Seigs?
...?!
Seigs?
So you're Miss PLAYER, the one everyone's been talking about lately! It's a pleasure to finally meet you!
Seigs?
I'm Seiga Kaku, a hermit. I'm incredibly fond of little children!
Seiga
Please call me, Seiga Nyan Nyan. Just say my name, and I'll be by your side in an instant.
Toji?
...
Toji?
(PLAYER. It's true that Seiga Kaku is a hermit, but you should keep your distance. Don't follow her anywhere.)
(Huh?! Why?! She seems like a really nice lady.)
Toji?
(Hm, it's hard to explain... But sometimes the nice ladies are the most dangerous.)
Toji?
...Ahem! I'm Soga no Tojiko, a ghost, and Lady Taishi's close advisor.
Tojiko
I'm a scaaary ghost, so watch out, OK?
Tojiko
I attack people with vengeful lightning... but you're a child, so I guess I'll go easy on you.
Tojiko
B-Because... I don't really hate children.
Tojiko
...Wait, no, we don't have the time for this.
Seiga
Yes. We must stop Lady Toyosatomimi.
Sumireko
By the way, how did this all start? It's like she's about to start a revolution or something!
Seiga
Well, you see, this is kind of like Lady Toyosatomimi's little quirk.
Seiga
You could call it her charisma, a type of enchantment.
Sumireko
Charisma?! That'd be kinda nice to have!
Seiga
Yes, it is magnificent, but you should not be so quick to envy her.
Seiga
This enchantment affects everyone around her, even if she herself is not aware of it.
Sumireko
You mean she can't stop her charisma even if she wants to?
Seiga
It probably depends. Lady Toyosatomimi should be able to dispel her charisma if she so wishes...
Sumireko
Huh? Then why has she got such an aura of charisma right now?
Seiga
She is probably just having some fun.
Seiga
Or maybe... she truly wishes to save every youkai and every vengeful spirit.
Seiga
Lady Toyosatomimi knows various ideologies. And she's been studying the ways of Myouren Temple and Hakurei Shrine.
Seiga
Also, Lady Toyosatomimi herself is a non-human. She probably has her reasons for doing this.
Seiga
...And besides, what would usually be a great achievement for an ordinary human, is a mere trifle for Lady Toyosatomimi.
Sumireko
Like how a giant kaiju can easily crush a skyscraper?!
Sumireko
So you mean she's so powerful that she can cause an incident or disturbance on a whim?!
Tojiko
No, we can stop her if this is all she's trying to do.
Sumireko
That's also kind of amazing...!
Seiga
Could you please lend us a hand, Miss Sumireko? That should make this a little bit easier.
Sumireko
Oh, OK. We came here to calm down all the youkai and vengeful spirits, so we'll help you...
Sumireko
But aren't you both kind of like Miko-ko's servants or something?
Sumireko
Why aren't you just going along with whatever she says?
Sumireko
Of course, I'm grateful that you're going to stop this disturbance, but it just seems kind of strange.
Seiga
Oh, why, there is a simple reason for that.
Sumireko
Simple?
Seiga
Yes, simple.
Seiga
When Lady Toyosatomimi decides to fulfill her ambition and start establishing a land of peace...
Seiga
...all she will need is me by her side.
Sumireko
...Wow!
Seiga
I'm an expert, with a proven track record, at giving advice to fulfill ambitions. She doesn't need an army of youkai or spirits.
Tojiko
I have a different reason. Futo's smug face has ticked me off. Like what's wrong with her?
Tojiko
Argh. Talking about it has made me even angrier!
Sumireko
That reason's pretty easy to understand...!
Tojiko
Our bond is thicker than blood. Acting all pretentious like that is no different from a child playing make-believe.
Tojiko
And playtime is over now. I'll end it with a bolt of lightning.
Their relationship... is kind of nice!
Sumireko
Hehe! Yeah, I can't stop smiling either.
Sumireko
All right!
Sumireko
Let's do this!
Truth of the Rumors Pt. 1
After that, we reported our success to Miss Satori.
Then we headed to the Human Village.
Luckily, we managed to return before nightfall, but...
Sanae
See? This is the power of miracles!
Sanae
The village gate is wide open! We managed to step inside, no problem!
Sanae
Well done, Sanae! You're the best!
Reimu
I can't tell any difference between this "miracle" and a simple coincidence. But at least we're in the village.
Reimu
That strict lockdown has completely lifted now. It looks like the village is back to normal, as far as I can tell.
Reimu
What could have possibly happened?
Kosuzu
If we go around asking people, they will probably yell at us, asking where we've been!
Akyuu
It sounds like you're speaking from experience. But I suppose I'm in the same boat as you this time...
Sumireko
It'd be nice if we only had to ask once. Who do you think would know the most about what happened?
Akyuu & Kosuzu
...Miss Keine Kamishirasawa!
If we investigate what happened in the village...
...we're bound to find Reimu eventually.
Reimu... and the other Reimu.
If I can get the two of them to meet, I'm sure...
???
I'm Keine Kamishirasawa. I work as a teacher here. You're the kid from the outside who's staying at Hakurei Shrine, right?
Hello, Miss Keine. My name is PLAYER.
(What a kind-looking teacher...!)
Keine
There are classes for kids of your age group at this school too. Isn't that right, Miss Akyuu?
Akyuu
Huh...?
Akyuu
Oh, yes, that's right!
Keine
Hm? Why are you all wearing those clothes? Aren't they uniforms that students in the outside world wear?
Keine
Looking closely, isn't your outfit a little different today too, Sumireko?
Sumireko
Yeah, let me explain...!
Keine
No, I can guess. This was the owner of Kourindou's doing, wasn't it? No one else makes clothes from the outside world.
Kosuzu
Wow, just what I'd expect from one of the leading intellectuals in Gensokyo. Your detective skills are incredible...!
Akyuu
Kosuzu... No, nevermind...
Kosuzu
Hm?
Keine
Sorry, I got distracted.
Keine
You were asking about what happened, right? Umm...
Keine
...Yeah, you said you were investigating the disturbance in the village. I suppose this is for your work, right, Miss Akyuu?
Keine
Or is Kosuzu just curious?
Kosuzu
Haha, it's both, I guess!
Keine
Hm.
Keine
To tell you the truth, I don't really know all that much.
Kosuzu
What?! But weren't you here watching what was happening―
Kosuzu
―Mmph!
Akyuu
(You fool! She'll get suspicious if you say something like that!)
Kosuzu
Mm! Mmmph!
Keine
Hm? Can I continue?
Akyuu
Yes, don't mind us.
Keine
Ahem.
Keine
I noticed that there was a disturbance, but it seems information about it was suppressed pretty quickly.
Keine
So all I've heard is rumors. I don't know any more than that.
Keine
...Yeah, I guess it's the same for you guys, right? So there's not much point talking about them.
Akyuu
No, please tell us just in case.
Keine
Hm... But I don't really have any information that only I would know... Hmmm.
Keine
Normally, the Hakurei shrine maiden is the one who orders the village to go into lockdown at times like this.
Keine
Although, I suppose the villagers would listen if the Hieda family or Moriya Shrine gave the order instead...
Keine
But you're all here asking me about it, so none of you could have given the order, right?
Keine
I wonder who gave the order then.
Keine
There's also something else that's bothering me.
Keine
Why was the gate shut with the villagers still inside? It's like someone wanted to trap them in here.
Keine
Fortunately, the gate is open now, and no one got hurt during the meantime.
Keine
But it just doesn't add up.
Keine
Since the cause of this disturbance...
Keine
...was definitely inside the village.
(So this is the Hieda residence...! It's magnificent!)
Akyuu
We didn't end up learning anything new...
Sumireko
That's what it's like when you play detective. I'm just glad we got you back safely before sunset.
Akyuu
Yes. Fortunately, none of my servants should notice if I sneak in from the back entrance.
Sumireko
Ah! What are you going to do about those clothes?!
Akyuu
You're right. They'll probably start asking questions if they see me in this...!
Akyuu
If I go to the library and change clothes in there, I could make it look like I've been in the library all day... That should work.
Kosuzu
Hehe, you might be more suited to the role of a criminal than a detective.
Akyuu
Real funny, Kosuzu.
(So this is Kosuzu's shop!)
Kosuzu
This is my book rental shop. Welcome to Suzunaan.
Kosuzu
If you're looking for a book, this is where you'll find it! We even accept orders if we don't have your book in stock.
Kosuzu
We also do bookbinding when we have the time to spare, which isn't often, thanks to Akyuu's regular commissions.
Reimu
I'd like to borrow the next book in the detective series I was reading. I think it was Agatha Chris Q.'s new series...
Kosuzu
Huh? I don't think you have any books out on loan right now, Miss Reimu.
Reimu
Oh, I must have been mistaken.
...!
Reimu
Hm... Well, whatever. See you later.
Kosuzu
See you. I'd like to go on an even bigger adventure next time.
Reimu
Now then...
Reimu
We escorted Akyuu and Kosuzu back home safely. So I guess that concludes our mission.
Reimu
What are you going to do now, Sanae?
Sanae
Me?! Umm, let me think...
Sumireko
Oh, Reimers! I think I've almost reached my limit.
Reimu
Huh? ...Ooh, you mean the Sumireko on the other side is about to wake up? Right, you've been sleeping since morning.
Sumireko
Yeah! So I doubt I can stay asleep much longer.
Sumireko
I'm probably going to disappear soon, so I thought I'd say goodbye.
Reimu
Oh, OK. See you.
Sanae
Thanks for helping out today, Miss Sumireko!
Sumireko
Bye-bye, PLAYER-o! Today was a lot of fun!
Thanks for everything, Miss Sumireko! Bye-bye!
Reimu
All right, I guess we should head home too. I'm exhausted.
???
It looks like everything has calmed down now.
???
Oh? Miss Reimu and Miss Sanae? And... Ah!
???
You're... the one we were just talking about!
...Huh? Y-You were talking about me?!
???
That's right! You're the one who has started staying at Hakurei Shrine recently!
???
Ooh, it is you. We were talking about you while taking refuge at Geidontei.
???
But I didn't think we'd have to stay inside until this late. A little longer and the other Geidontei would open for business.
Reimu
You two! Were you both hiding here the whole time during the disturbance?!
???
Why hello, Hakurei shrine maiden. We were merely visiting Geidontei as paying customers.
???
There's nothing strange about that, is there?
???
Oh ho ho, that's right! We've been inside the whole time, so we had nothing to do with the disturbance.
Reimu
Grrr....!
???
C-Calm down!
???
Oh, we still need to introduce ourselves to Miss PLAYER!
???
I'm Miyoi Okunoda. I work here at Geidontei.
Miyoi
The pub food here at Geidontei is delicious. So come visit sometime!
???
And I'm Mamizou Futatsuiwa.
Mamizou
I'm a human... At least for the moment.
???
I'm Kanako Yasaka, Moriya Shrine's...
Kanako
...Oh, is that?
Kanako
Sanae?
Kanako
What's wrong, Sanae? Is something the matter?
Kanako
Whoa. There, there.
Kanako
It's OK now...
Kanako
...You must have had a bad dream or something, right?
Truth of the Rumors Pt. 2
Reimu
I was worried since you suddenly started crying.
Reimu
But I'm glad you're all right now.
Sanae
I'm truly sorry for that.
Are you sure you're OK?
Sanae
Of course! Sanae is A-A-A-OK!
Reimu
Right. You've been strange all day.
Reimu
OK, I guess that does it for the day. I'm going to head home and get some rest.
Sanae
Wait! What are you talking about, Miss Reimu?!
Sanae
You forgot something!
Reimu
What?
Sanae
This.
Reimu
Oh, that's my purification rod.
Reimu
That's odd. Then what is this purification rod that I'm holding right now...?
Sanae
This is your real purification rod. You must have just found that one lying around the shrine and picked it up, no?
Reimu
Yeah, that makes sense. But why do you have the real one...?
Sanae
Miss Reimu.
Sanae
...Miss Reimu, do you believe in miracles?
Reimu
Huh? What's this all of a sudden?
Sanae
I don't mean miracles in the sense of making an improbable event occur with one hundred percent certainty.
Sanae
There is no such thing as an independent set of random variables since each world is one single statistical aggregate.
Reimu
What are you talking about...?
Sanae
I'm saying that my wish has come true, so it's about time to end this.
Miss Sanae...?
Sanae
Miss PLAYER.
Sanae
Even if this isn't my world, I was able to meet Lady Suwako and Lady Kanako.
Sanae
This world is very similar to mine. It would probably be exactly the same if there wasn't just one strand of fate that differed.
Sanae
This is a Gensokyo where nothing went wrong. I would say that this Gensokyo is a miracle.
Sanae
The fact that we even managed to get here is itself a miracle. It was a miracle for me, Miss Reimu...
Sanae
...and for you as well.
What... do you mean?
Sanae
Now, you are the only one left who has to decide. There would be no point in forcing you.
Sanae
Your willingness is a necessary component.
Sanae
I have absolutely no idea how to make you willing. And normally, something so convenient would never occur.
Sanae
However... in my case, convenient things do happen, just like everything else leading up to this point.
Sanae
Like how I met Lady Kanako...
Sanae
Like how I met Lady Suwako...
Sanae
Like how I managed to follow Miss Reimu here...
Sanae
Like how Reimu managed to escape to this world...
Sanae
Like how you ended up here...
Sanae
You will want to come with us.
Sanae
...By your own volition.
???
...It's just as I predicted.
???
We spread the rumor that the disturbance had subsided throughout the village, which led to the lockdown being lifted.
???
Then we waited until night...
???
...We knew that you would let your guard down and reveal yourself.
???
You seem to be obsessed with me for some reason. That's why we knew you would appear before me instead of running.
???
And that's what happened.
???
Do you have some kind of grudge against the Hakurei shrine maiden?
???
No, I was merely thinking out loud. I wasn't asking you.
???
It seems you thought I was your friend or something...
???
...but a human villager becoming a youkai goes against the rules of Gensokyo.
(That voice...!)
???
Enough talk.
???
―Disappear.
Reimu
...
Reimu
...
Sanae
Miss Reimu... Is it over?
Reimu
Yeah, it went exactly as planned. Thanks for your help today.
Sanae
You're welcome. I'm just glad everything's resolved.
Sanae
OK, let's go home!
...R-Reimu?
Reimu
PLAYER?! Why... are you here?!
Was that... a youkai extermination...?
Huh...? But aren't you friends with youkai...?
No... Was that because you're a youkai exterminator...?
Huh? What's going on...? I don't understand...
Reimu
PLAYER. I'm sure you'll understand if I explain it slowly.
...
R-Right. I need to calm down.
There's still a lot that I don't know...
Reimu
I didn't mean to show you that, but I did. I'm truly sorry.
Reimu
But... there are so many more things that I want to teach you...
Reimu
What's going on? Why is there another me...?
Sanae
Hmmm.
Sanae
...It looks like our time is up.
Reimu
I'm the one who wants to know what's going on! Hasn't the disturbance ended yet?!
Sanae
Are they our... doppelgangers?! Oh no, I saw my own doppelganger!
Sanae
Come here, Miss Reimu. Hold this.
Sanae
Oh, by "Miss Reimu," I mean this Reimu here.
Reimu
...A purple Dazzle?!
Sanae
Quickly now!
Sanae
It seems you have forgotten, but there are many ways to use these!
Sanae
Miss Reimu! Start by using the Quick Change and Memory Restoration!
Sanae
I'll undo my miracle of disguise.
Sanae
Mmmm! HYAAAAAA!
Sanae
This is my true form!
Reimu
You...
Reimu
...You delayed my Memory Restoration just so you could see Kanako and Suwako, didn't you?
Reimu
This would've been so much quicker if you immediately restored my memory so I could convince PLAYER!
Sanae
C-Calm down! You're mistaken!
Sanae
In hindsight, I admit that your way would have probably been quicker.
Sanae
But I only know that now because I have gotten to know Miss PLAYER.
Sanae
I needed time to get to know her. That's why I only restored your memories now.
Reimu
Hmm... I guess you've got a point.
Sanae
Besides, didn't you also get to meet Miss Suika? We're even now.
Sanae
But it's true that we don't have any time to spare. Even this Seal Crystal isn't all-powerful.
Sanae
The time we can travel back to within that world is shifting ever closer to an irreversible future with each passing second.
Reimu
Oh, right. You mean that we can't regain lost time. Why'd you have to say it like that?
So... your memory has returned.
Reimu
PLAYER.
Reimu
...I caused you a lot of trouble, didn't I? It was all my fault.
Reimu
I'm sorry. I owe you for this, and I'll be sure to return the favor.
...
Reimu
Hey, PLAYER! Do you know these doppelgangers?!
Sanae
What happened while we were in the village...?
Marisa
Uh oh, this isn't good.
Reimu
Marisa?! Do you know something about this?!
Marisa
PLAYER has been with that Reimu all day today.
Marisa
That Reimu is pretty much identical to you. She's completely different from a dream personality or a doppelganger.
Marisa
It even took me a while to realize she was different.
Reimu
If you knew she wasn't me, why didn't you stop her?!
Marisa
How could I? I couldn't be one hundred percent certain until I saw both of you together.
Marisa
No one but fairies would believe me without any proof.
Sanae
Right. That makes sense...
Sanae
No, wait a moment! You said that Miss PLAYER was with that Reimu all day. That means...!
Marisa
Yeah...
Marisa
She's had plenty of time to grow attached.
Reimu
Thank you for today, PLAYER.
Reimu
But it's time to say goodbye.
Reimu
I can't take you to that world.
Sanae
No, Miss PLAYER will definitely come with us. That's what's going to happen.
Reimu
PLAYER. If you keep on this path, we will probably meet again...
Sanae
You're not listening! We're going together with Miss PLAYER!
Reimu
Argh! Shut up, Sanae!
Reimu
We can't take PLAYER with us. We'll resolve the trouble in that world by ourselves.
Sanae
Hmmm.
Sanae
I understand how you feel.
Reimu
Sanae.
Sanae
But that's all. I only understand your feelings.
Reimu
Sanaeeee!
Sanae
Miss Reimu.
Sanae
We lost.
Sanae
That's the truth. No matter how many different worlds we visit, that truth cannot be changed.
Reimu
Huh? I'm not saying you're wrong, but don't you believe in miracles or whatever?
Sanae
That's right. This is where my miracles come in.
Sanae
But miracles aren't born from nothing.
Sanae
They require a key.
Sanae
We need a key that connects probabilities to reach a bright and happy future.
Sanae
...And to save "her."
Reimu
Urgh!
Reimu
But if you're saying that key is PLAYER...
Reimu
...that's just too cruel.
Reimu
PLAYER.
Reimu
Come over here. They're dangerous.
Reimu
You should stay away from them until we know exactly who and what they are.
Reimu
I know you've probably formed some opinions about them from spending time with them...
Reimu
But that's...
Marisa
Reimu. Be careful what you say...
Sanae
Miss Reimu...
Reimu
...Urgh.
Sanae
I will now release the power of the Seal Crystal to create a miracle that will form a path to that world.
Sanae
This will take some time. And it will be very dangerous if I'm interrupted.
Sanae
We don't have enough time to convince the primordial being who can retain memories of every parallel universe.
Sanae
We'll just have to force our way through... Miss Reimu, defend me, OK?
Reimu
All right. Leave it to me.
Sanae
Miss PLAYER.
Sanae
If you do not wish to come with us, please just stay there and watch. Please don't say anything or do anything.
Sanae
Whatever you do... do not open that journal or talk to Miss Reimu...
Sanae
Of course, you can always go over to them. They are your true friends.
Sanae
We won't blame you. There's no way we could.
Sanae
That is also a path that will lead to a miracle.
Sanae
Even without you, another type of miracle will occur. We will simply pray and believe in that.
Sanae
―Because we're shrine maidens.
...
Sanae
"Commencing incantation."
Sanae
"Deploying saved freeze incantation." "Connection incantation, granted." "Continue, granted."
Reimu
They're trying to do something! We have to stop them!
Marisa
We can talk after we apprehend them.
Sanae
We're in the middle of the village. We have to stop them before anyone gets hurt!
(My friends are the Reimu, Sanae, and Marisa over there.)
(She isn't wrong about that.)
(But... I realized something.)
(I could have just as easily arrived at the other Reimu and Sanae's Gensokyo instead of coming to this world first.)
(―I can't run away from this fight.)
Sanae
..."Incantation complete."
Sanae
Here comes the miracle!
Sanae
World-crossing boundary... OPEN!
Reimu
PLAYER...?!
Sanae
Miss PLAYER got sucked up with the others...?!
Marisa
Yeah... She's gone.
Reimu
PLAYER! ...PLAYER!
Reimu
PLAYER!
Reisen
―Surveillance complete. Good... It was recorded properly.
Reisen
I need to hurry back and report to Master.
Reisen
Who's there? You can't hide your presence from me.
Sumireko
...
Reisen
You...
Reisen
...Hmm, I can sense your determination by the waves you're emitting.
Reisen
So, what are you going to do? You also saw what just happened, didn't you?
Sumireko
Udon.
Reisen
...Udon?!
Sumireko
Take me to Eientei.