The usual outfit of Seiran from the Capital. Her Lunatic Pestle is her badge as a Thought Investigator!
Thought Investigator of the Capital
Voice Lines
Gacha Pickup
I'm Seiran, one of the Capital's police officers. Is this... the afterlife? Does that mean I died?!
Introduction
Where am I?! Is this that place Lady Sagume was talking about?! Am I in Heaven?! No way! Does that mean I died? I've been a bad rabbit, so I'm gonna get scolded by Amaterasu... Or Shangdi! Or whoever rules here! Awww! Ah, there's a human here too. Did you also die? But you're still so young... Huh? We're not dead? This is Hakurei Shrine? Hm, I see. I'm Seiran, one of the Capital's police officers. You are happy, aren't you?
Purple Heart
No, I'm pretty sure this is the afterlife. We're so unfortunate.
Blue Heart
Oh, are you going to show me around? It's nice to find someone willing to help out a police officer. Lead the way!
Green Heart
My fellow police officers would laugh at me if they found out I got lost! But when I think about the Capital... Sorry, can you leave me alone for a moment? I'm gonna cry... Waaaaah!
Orange Heart
I feel much better after having a cry! There's no point in feeling sorry for myself, so I think I'll try to think up a plan to fit in with everyone in Gensokyo. I'll open a dango shop, and then I'll climb the ranks until I eventually become one of Gensokyo's sages... Why do you look so disappointed?!
Pink Heart
I saw two rabbits, who looked just like Ringo and me, running dango shops near the village! What's up with that?! Parallel?! No, that's not what I'm asking! They stole my genius idea of opening up a dango shop...!
Summer
It's so hot... I'd like all those rabbits who underestimate earthlings to come and experience this! The humans and youkai who grew up in this harsh environment couldn't possibly be weak... Let's go get some shaved ice.
Login
Sup! Are you happy? ...Oh, sorry. Force of habit. Come help me out again today. I need my local guide... You will help, won't you?
Enhancement
My mallet has gotten even stronger! I appreciate your assistance!
Return
I'm gonna report the results of our battle to the higher-ups... "Everyone did their best."
Home 1
You wanna know if I can read minds? Of course, I can't. It's not like I'm a youkai. I don't really wanna talk about this, but that's just a filthy rumor going around about us Thought Investigators.
Home 2
Ringo joined the force before me, but I went through the academy! I'm on a whole other level compared to her and those other uneducated fools. And, of course, my dango taste better too!
Home 3
Our Lady Sagume always speaks harshly or says something she doesn't mean to. Me and Ringo are used to it, though. Or rather, we kinda like it. It's cute.
Reaction 1
I use this mallet to dissuade rebels.
Reaction 2
It wasn't made to hurt people, and it should never be used that way.
Reaction 3
I also use it to smash warehouses.
Task
A task? Go get it done! ...I'm not very good at those kinda things.
Task Complete
You finished your task? Well done! Go rest! ...Let's have some sweets.
Mail
I've taken the liberty to censor all your mail... Don't worry! I'm just joking!
Errand Finished
Has someone returned? Did they get any snacks? Then let's eat!
Start of Battle
Thought Police! Don't move! If you resist, I'll shoot!
Mid-Wave
Foolish sisters, you are happy! Surrender!
Victory
HAHAHA! I knew happiness would prevail! It beats everything!
Defeat
D-D-D-Don't resist! Th-That's dangerous!
Spellcard 1 Chant 1
You wanna know
where my gun is?
Spellcard 1 Chant 2
Can't you see the great big
firearm hammer I'm holding?!
Spellcard 1 Casted
Gun Sign: Lunatic Gun
Spellcard 2 Chant 1
Your mind is like
an open book to me.
Spellcard 2 Chant 2
I'll swoop down from
the sky and purge you.
Spellcard 2 Casted
Bullet Sign: Rabbit Falconer
Last Word Chant 1
I'll use this to beat you silly.
Last Word Chant 2
Then I'll pound you into dango!
Last Word Casted
Moon Cataclysm (Lunatic Puncher)
Boost 1
Haa!
Boost 2
Uoooh!
Boost 3
I can't go easy on you.
Graze 1
There!
Graze 2
Hyaa!
Graze 3
Try it!
Command A
Let's go with that!
Command B
I don't really get what you're saying.
Command C
I guess that's fine.
Command D
Are those thoughts legal?
Skill A
Stop thinking that! You're so stubborn!
Skill B
You shouldn't think those thoughts.
Shot A
Prove that you're happy.
Shot B
There won't be any problem if you're innocent.
Damage
Urgh!
Heavy Damage
Eep!
Guard
Close one.
Graze Activated
You've got guts.
Change to Rear
Yeah, I'll leave this to you!
Change to Front
I'm up! Woohoo!
Buff/Heal
Good. I deserve this.
Knocked Out
Th-Th-This is bad! I've gotta sneak away!
Voice Sets
Active Thought Investigator
VA: Kono Hiyori
Lunatic War Malleter
VA: Aida Rikako
Rights Level: Blue
VA: Suzaki Aya
Character Information
Temperament: Hakumei
Hakumei (a Touhou LW original) refers to the faint light of the sky before sunrise and after sunset. This is an apt temperament for Seiran, an inhabitant of the enormous Capital that follows a singular fate.
Her original temperament has been changed beyond recognition by the great systems of the Capital.
This temperament is specialized to solely resist Earth Phase.
Ability/Backstory: Capable of firing bullets from other dimensions (Concealed)
The ability of Seiran from the Capital (a Touhou LW original). Her ability doesn't appear to be any different from the usual Seiran... but it's hard to tell for sure because not much is really known about this ability. It seems to allow Seiran to shoot bullets from a kind of subspace. Perhaps this space is similar to Yukari Yakumo's gaps.
This world's Seiran can apparently manipulate more than just bullets. She can interfere with concepts that exist in other dimensions. More specifically, she uses her ability to read other people's thoughts. This is how she accomplishes her job as a Thought Investigator.
The Thought Police are a part of the Truth Temple, controlled by Sagume Kishin, and their main duty is to police criminal thoughts and protect their sisters (the general populace) from them. Seiran's role as an investigator of the Thought Police is to actively seek out and punish criminals who harbor criminal thoughts. Thoughtcrimes are incredibly dangerous, and in the Capital, they are treated in the same manner as impurities, making Seiran a champion of the people.
It goes without saying, but generally, directly reading someone else's thoughts is impossible. That's why the Thought Police use other means to make it look like they can... However, it seems Seiran can actually read minds to some extent. And if you thought this sounded a lot like the ability of satori youkai, then you'd be right. Seiran's thought investigation methods are very similar to the mind reading employed by satori youkai.
Satori youkai forcefully awaken memories from the depths of a person's mind by making them relive their past trauma. Seiran, on the other hand, first identifies the indecipherable depths of someone's mind as another dimension, and then she shoots thought bullets into this dimension. The bullets form a path and force the person's hidden thoughts to the surface of their mind. (There is always a safe path through the bullet patterns in battles of bullets.) These thoughts are then expressed by the person in the form of words or actions. And if Seiran can pick up on these expressions, she will obtain the same information as if she read the person's mind directly. It is not known why her method so closely resembles the ability possessed by satori youkai. Perhaps it's just a coincidence.
Attacks
Seiran Home Run
The Spread Shot of Seiran from the Capital (a Touhou LW original). She swings her mallet with all her might. Simple but effective. The Seiran of this world has no idea what a home run is because the sport known as baseball doesn't exist in the Capital. Baseball terminology shouldn't exist, either, but Seiran still uses it for some reason. Perhaps the Capital's law enforcement turns a blind eye to words that have lost all meaning, like "home run," because nothing will come from using them. However, that wouldn't excuse Seiran since she's meant to be a government official.
Bullets
Seiran Single
Seiran Double
Seiran Triple
Seiran Home Run
Seiran Hitting for the Cycle
Seiran Home Run Queen
Seiran Collider
The Focus Shot of Seiran from the Capital (a Touhou LW original). She activates a hidden function within her mallet. It looks like a shroud of lightning covers her mallet, but it isn't exactly clear. Presumably, this attack utilizes some kind of force field. Seiran can manipulate other dimensions, so perhaps she pulled a phenomenon from another dimension into this one...
Bullets
Seiran Collider
Double Collider
Triple Collider
Quadruple Collider
Quintuple Collider
Multiple Collider
Gun Sign: Lunatic Gun
A Spell Card of Seiran from the Capital. She fires her Lunatic Gun. Previously, it was assumed that "Lunatic Gun" was the name of a weapon, but looking at this attack, perhaps it is the name of a specific pattern of bullets. Furthermore, it seems this world's Seiran shoots bullets directly from her mallet. Although, this isn't exactly a problem since battles of bullets are all about shooting lots of bullets at once.
Bullets
Type 95 Manual Hammer L.Gun
Type 98 Manual Hammer L.Gun
Type 2 Manual Hammer L.Gun
Type 3 Manual Hammer L.Gun
Type 4 Manual Hammer L.Gun
Type 5 Manual Hammer L.Gun
Bullet Sign: Rabbit Falconer
A Spell Card of Seiran from the Capital. She deploys a barrage of bullets in two crescent patterns. Her marvelous skill at manipulating bullets is reminiscent of a falcon hunting its prey... or a pilot landing an Apollo Lunar Module. Seiran may seem a bit simple or naive personality-wise, but her bullet patterns are delicate and precise. Does she really shoot her bullets from other dimensions?
Bullets
Rabbit Falconer
Nieuport 24 RF
Nieuport-Delage NiD 29 RF
SPAD S.XIII RF
Type 91 RF
Type 92 RF
Moon Cataclysm (Lunatic Puncher)
The Last Word Card of Seiran from the Capital (a Touhou LW original). She makes full use of her mallet in this attack. Seiran's specialized armament is called the Lunatic Pestle, not to be confused with her ultimate attack, the Lunatic Puncher. It's perfect for crushing hard objects and smashing through walls or doors. However, this world's Seiran isn't all that well versed in the art of compounding medicine, so she is oblivious to the fact that this pestle can be used to quickly make medicine. In fact, she doesn't seem to know what a pestle is either... as she predominantly uses it to break down the doors to buildings that harbor fugitives or to smash boxes that criminals could hide in. Incidentally, this pestle was invented by the Capital's Toyohime.
Bullets
Lunatic Pestle
Rampaging Pestle
Grand Pestle
Big Pestle
Huge Pestle
Master Pestle
Skills
Skill: Otherworldly Mallet
This super high-tech mallet can reduce whatever it hits to atoms... which is kind of overkill for pounding mochi.
Skill: DIY Strength Meds
Every good moon rabbit knows how to make their own medicine, but it's a mystery whether Seiran's medicine actually does what it's supposed to do.
Skill: Quasi Thought Scan
She can read people's minds... or at least, that is what she claims. Dimensions aren't limited to just space!