The usual outfit of Joon from the world delirious with eternal summer. Makai items seem like the perfect fit for a pestilence god.
Somewhat Successful Little Sister
Voice Lines
Gacha Pickup
I'm Joon Yorigami. Go away. I'm not interested in little kids like you. Although, maybe if I raise you right, you'll make me rich someday. B-Byakuren?! I was only kidding! Ahhh!
Introduction
This time, I'll surpass you! Get ready to taste your own ultimate attack! Just try and withstand it, Byakuren! Thanks, and farewell! ...Did it work?! Wait, why am I at Hakurei Shrine?! Hey, little kid. Do you know what happened? Have you seen a smiling nun strong enough to beat an orangutan in an arm wrestle? Or my pale, poverty-stricken older sister? Who am I? I'm Joon Yorigami. Don't worry. I don't steal from the poor!
Purple Heart
I heard this was a water gun, but no matter how you look at it, it's a weapon.
Blue Heart
I was just about to blast Byakuren away when I got transported here... Oh, but keep that a secret.
Green Heart
Byakuren always talked about interworld travel, but now it's happened to me. I didn't see how it could lead to a profit, so I never had any interest in it.
Orange Heart
I was happy thinking it was one less thing to worry about when Shion went off somewhere with that celestial. I was just lazing around when Byakuren caught me. Why'd she care what I was up to? ...Hey, what're you giggling about?
Pink Heart
Huh?! I-I-I-I-I wasn't with Byakuren 'cause I wanted to live a simple, humble life! That crazy-strong nun was just dragging me around with her! That's all!
Summer
Summer! Swimsuits! Playing at the beach! I heard there's an ocean on the Moon, but that's kinda far. If Byakuren plans on using her Palanquin Ship, maybe I'll hitch a ride.
Login
Byakuren lent me this Magic Lotus Glove... but apparently, it's made from Makai materials. Even as a pestilence god, this thing's so cursed it freaks me out.
Enhancement
I'm getting used to this Magic Lotus Glove now. Maybe I'll try upping the power.
Return
With all those bullets flying around, I feel like there's gotta be some easy money to be made.
Home 1
You're still young, so you shouldn't have to force yourself to work and make money. Just look after yourself and grow up big and strong. And then make me a ton of money.
Home 2
When I'm tired, Byakuren gives me a hug, and her disciples all support me no matter what. It feels like home... No, it actually feels like a crazily carefree temple.
Home 3
I wonder where Shion ran off to with that celestial. Not that I care about someone as poor as her... Tch, I hope she's eating all right.
Reaction 1
Are you sleepy? Tch, what am I gonna do with you?
Reaction 2
I should be the one sleeping on my big sister's lap.
Reaction 3
*pats head* You're gonna be a big earner one day...
Task
If you do tasks, Shion will run off to go fishing. Is that OK?
Task Complete
You're pretty smart. You're gonna make me big money someday. I better look out for you. *pats head*
Mail
Airmail? That's a payment reminder letter for Shion.
Errand Finished
The errand girls are back... I think I'll go check on them.
Start of Battle
This Magic Lotus Glove is insane! It's an insane water gun!
Mid-Wave
Shion's fishing without a care? I bet she hasn't caught anything.
Victory
I've gotten pretty used to Myouren Temple's way of doing things... No, I can still be the old me!
Defeat
Hey! At least gimme your spare change! I'm begging you!
Spellcard 1 Chant 1
The trick to being a pestilence god is
getting people to buy you expensive stuff.
Spellcard 1 Chant 2
And getting them to be grateful when
you give them cheap stuff in return.
Spellcard 1 Casted
Poor Sign: Massive Free Seawater Bomb
Spellcard 2 Chant 1
I wanna relive the oil money dream!
Spring up for me now. Endlessly!
Spellcard 2 Chant 2
I wanna spend my life asleep.
Why can't everything just belong to me?
Spellcard 2 Casted
Petroleum: Giant Seabed Oil Spring
Last Word Chant 1
I see it all clearly now, Byakuren.
Thanks to you, I'm stronger than ever.
Last Word Chant 2
Even my mind's gotten stronger.
But I'm sick of all this training!
Last Word Casted
Dodging Bullets on the Way to Paradise
Boost 1
Gimme―
Boost 2
Everything―
Boost 3
You got!
Graze 1
I'll leave―
Graze 2
The check―
Graze 3
To you!
Command A
Mine!
Command B
All mine!
Command C
*checks price tag*
Command D
You wanna live it up at the beach house? Don't be ridiculous!
Skill A
Buy that for me. Pleeease.
Skill B
Hey, buy that for me.
Shot A
How about this?
Shot B
Jump for me.
Damage
Urgh.
Heavy Damage
My counterfeit goods!
Guard
That was a close one.
Graze Activated
Too easy!
Change to Rear
I'm gonna take a breather.
Change to Front
T-Tag me in.
Buff/Heal
Wow... Thanks!
Knocked Out
I'll pawn you off someday...
Voice Sets
Armored Fist
VA: Yamane Aya
Midsummer Pestilence God
VA: Wakuno Aika
Magic Lotus Glove Water Gun
VA: Hishikawa Hana
Character Information
Temperament: Yousei
Yousei (a Touhou LW original) refers to inauspicious stars and comets. This is an apt temperament for Joon, the pestilence god from the world of eternal summer.
For some reason, Joon feels compelled to limit her spending (strong against Fire, Water, and Metal Phase). She wants to lead a quiet down-to-earth life (weak to Earth Phase).
Ability/Backstory: Capable of causing consumption of financial assets (Beach)
The ability of Joon Yorigami from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). This ability isn't any different from the Joon of our world's ability. Joon planned to enjoy the summer by stealing money from all the carefree beach-goers, but what awaited her was endless days of fun but arduous training.
As a pestilence god, Joon can sustain herself by bankrupting corrupt and unscrupulous businesspeople. Humans never really change, so she doesn't have to wait long between meals. However, in the world of eternal summer, even more people are trying to profit from shady business practices. If you thought Joon would be over the Moon about this, you'd be wrong. She has tried to have fun in Gensokyo by possessing people, monopolizing petroleum, and generally just causing chaos, but these things always tend to make her feel empty inside. It also doesn't help that her sister, Shion, usually hangs around her celestial friend and only seems to call upon Joon when she needs something. Joon is also guilty of this, but still. There's no way Joon would be happy that all her needs as a pestilence god are satisfied without her having to lift a finger. Joon isn't a meek and obedient sheep. She wants to live free!
"I'll grant what your heart desires most!"
Before Joon realized what was happening, she started full-on training with Byakuren, the Buddhist priest who had helped her in the past. Byakuren seemed to be having fun, but Joon struggled to keep up with her. No, "struggle" is putting it lightly. It was basically torture. As Joon almost passed out from exhaustion, she saw a vision that reminded her of one of Byakuren's sermons. Apparently, long ago, when the world was young, gods were born from a churning ocean. Joon saw these gods, and standing among them was a more modest and beautiful version of herself. Shion was there, too. Did they come from the ocean? That might explain why the sight of the ocean filled her with excitement... On reflection, Joon realized that she actually enjoyed training with Byakuren. It was like she'd finally found a friend.
When she opened her eyes, she couldn't see anything. Byakuren's blow had sent her flying head-first down into the sand. Joon swore to herself that, one day, she'd defeat her.
The Magic Lotus Gloves were made in Makai, and Joon is convinced that they're cursed. She's worried that she might never be able to take hers off.
Attacks
Bopping Splash
The Spread Shot of Joon Yorigami from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). She blasts water out of her cursed Makai water gun. The gauntlet Joon received from Byakuren was made out of materials from Makai. That's why it has a will of its own. Controlling it is like trying to command a cat or a dog. For some reason, Joon has been having weird dreams ever since she first started using it.
Bullets
Bopping Water Pistol
Bopping Water Rifle
Bopping Water Machine Gun
Bopping Water Cannon
Bopping Water Rocket Launcher
Bogging Water Missile
Jetblade Uppercut
The Focus Shot of Joon Yorigami from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). She blasts water out of her cursed Makai water gun. With a thunderous crack, her fist shatters the dreams of delusional beach-goers. But don't worry. Joon is really kind, so she'll surely use the money she takes to help her ailing sister.
Bullets
Jetblade Feels
Jetpack Feels
Flyboard Feels
Hoverboard Feels
Jet Ski Feels
Water Sport Feels
Poor Sign: Massive Free Seawater Bomb
A Spell Card of Joon Yorigami from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). She throws a free seawater bomb at her opponents. If history had followed its proper course, this Spell Card would have probably been called "Poor Sign: Super Poverty Bomb."
They say that nothing in life is free, but according to Joon, that's not true at all. Presents don't cost you anything. So, if Joon ever gives you a present, you've got no choice but to accept it!
Bullets
Massive Free Seawater Bomb
Massive Pay-As-You-Go Seawater Bomb
Massive Freemium Seawater Bomb
Enormous Free Seawater Bomb
Enormous Pay-As-You-Go Seawater Bomb
Enormous Freemium Seawater Bomb
Petroleum: Giant Seabed Oil Spring
A Spell Card of Joon Yorigami from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). This attack is fuelled by her desire to find an offshore petroleum deposit. If history had followed its proper course, this Spell Card would have probably been called "Petroleum: Poverty God's Crude Oil Runoff Pollution."
Joon doesn't care whether the petroleum is real or not as long as she can make others believe it is real. She has a similar philosophy regarding brand-name products. The only difference is that she knows people are way more desperate to get their hands on petroleum! Joon came up with this attack after hearing petroleum could be found under the sea.
Bullets
Giant Seabed Oil Spring
Giant Heavy Crude Oil Spring
Giant Light Crude Oil Spring
Giant Kerosene Spring
Giant Gasoline Spring
Giant Natural Gas Spring
Dodging Bullets on the Way to Paradise
The Last Word of Joon Yorigami from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). She recalls her origins as a god in this attack. Joon spends every waking moment training with Byakuren on the beach. However, it seemed to be all fun and games for Byakuren as she smiled from ear to ear while ruthlessly unleashing water element hammer blows with her fist. She said she was holding back, but it certainly didn't seem that way to Joon.
Joon had assumed this training was pointless, but as she continued to train, a vision began to form in her mind. Was it a memory? Her memory or someone else's? It seemed like a dream or an illusion, but maybe it was something else entirely... Either way, she saw an image of herself standing in the faraway land of Tianzhu. She was a goddess of beauty, wealth, bountiful harvests, and good fortune. It seemed absurd, but since she couldn't remember how she and Shion came to Gensokyo, she couldn't completely deny the possibility that this was her past.
"I've gotten much better at dodging... but I'm really starting to think this glove is cursed."
Bullets
Dodging Bullets!
Dodging Fantasy Seal!
Dodging Master Spark!
Dodging Devil's Recitation!
Dodging Laser of Seventeen Articles!
Dodging Last Words!
Skills
Skill: Cursed Makai Item
Joon may be a pestilence god, but that doesn't make her evil. Joon can unequip her Magic Lotus Glove, can't she?
Skill: Magic Glove Assist
Items made from Makai materials are sentient. Having such an item is like keeping a pet.
Skill: Smart Magic Glove
The Lotus Magic Glove automatically accelerates the wielder in the direction they punch. It might be fun to wear one while riding a bike.
