The usual outfit of Yoshika from the world obsessed with sweets. She powers through most chores with her undying body.
Rigor Mortis Death Maid
Voice Lines
Gacha Pickup
I'm Seiga's maid, Yoshika Miyako. Let me eat you, so I can make you a maid, too.
Introduction
"Welcome home, Mistress. I'm your maid, Yoshika Miyako. Let me know if you need anything." ...Hey, Seiga, what's with these new lines on my ofuda? What's a maid? Is it yummy? Huh? As your servant, I gotta bite the other maids and become the strongest? You got it. I'm a corpse, so no one can defeat me... Whoa?! Is this little girl my new mistress? Have I gotta do the welcome home thing?
Purple Heart
You should become a maid, too. It's fun.
Blue Heart
Apparently, Maid CQC is effective in battles of bullets. That's what it says on my ofuda.
Green Heart
It seems CQC is short for close-quarters combat. I'm really good at biting, but apparently, that goes against the maid code. *sulk*
Orange Heart
Maid CQC involves shooting bullets at close range, attacking with melee weapons, and brawling unarmed. Or you could use one of the deadly secret maid techniques... You don't understand? Do you really think I have any idea what I'm saying?
Pink Heart
The strongest maid is crowned the Maid of Maids, or MOM for short. That's what it says on my ofuda. I bet it's one of those things where the winner's wish comes true. Surprise attacks, traps, anything goes. Apparently, being a true maid means you don't play by the rules. It's crazy!
Spring
It's gotten warmer, so I tried a new recipe. It was a good challenge. Umm... "Here's your fermented spring veggies tempura, Mistress."
Login
"Need something, Mistress? Your wish is my command." ...I feel like I can say it better if I sneakily read it off my ofuda, but it still doesn't feel quite right.
Enhancement
You hungry? There's still some leftovers from yesterday! Eat up!
Return
"Welcome home, Mistress. Shall I prepare some death tea?"
Home 1
When I cooked something for Seiga, her face twisted into a smile. That means she enjoyed it. This has gotta be my secret maid technique!
Home 2
Every maid has a deadly housework skill. We call 'em secret maid techniques. When I think of Seiga, I can unleash the full power of my secret maid technique!
Home 3
From what I understand, maids seem to be a type of warrior that gets stronger by making other people happy. I make not only Seiga, but Miko, Futo, and Tojiko smile every day!
Reaction 1
You look sleepy, Mistress. Rest your head on your maid's rigor mortis lap.
Reaction 2
I'm a jiang shi so I suck at sitting, but I'm good at giving lap pillows.
Reaction 3
My lap is hard and cold, but bear with it... *pats head* She's fast asleep. You're such an adorable mistress.
Task
Tasks? Why don't you get a maid from the Scarlet Devil Mansion Maid Academy to help you?
Task Complete
You finished your task? Hm, I see. That's good. Was it yummy?
Mail
"There's a letter for you, Mistress." ...I've even got lines like that written down for me.
Errand Finished
The maids have returned from their errand! I wonder if they found anything yummy.
Start of Battle
Look, I'm using my dead muscles to smile. So, masters, you should smile too!
Mid-Wave
Can I have a taste?
Victory
C'mon, masters, hop inside the pot.
Defeat
Maids are forever, so I'll come back to life as many times as it takes.
Spellcard 1 Chant 1
The old bullet battles were fun,
but I like the maid version, too.
Spellcard 1 Chant 2
But being a maid isn't easy. It's a lot of
work cooking with ingredients that fight back.
Spellcard 1 Casted
Maid CQC: Zombie Katana
Spellcard 2 Chant 1
Do you think Seiga will praise me
if I become the strongest maid?
Spellcard 2 Chant 2
Then I'm gonna try my best.
I'll bite and chew all the other maids.
Spellcard 2 Casted
Maid CQC: Desire-Eater Bullets
Last Word Chant 1
MOM, the title of the strongest maid,
belongs to me. I bet it tastes yummy.
Last Word Chant 2
Here, I cooked up the main dish.
It's for you, made out of your own meat.
Last Word Casted
Undying Maid's Unaliving Service
Boost 1
Your―
Boost 2
Maid for today―
Boost 3
Is almost rotting away.
Graze 1
I'm―
Graze 2
Already―
Graze 3
Dead.
Command A
Don't be shy.
Command B
I'll feed you.
Command C
I'll open your mouth.
Command D
Eat this: my zombie secret maid technique.
Skill A
Wanna bite?
Skill B
Wanna get bitten?
Shot A
MEAT!
Shot B
Get minced.
Damage
Grr.
Heavy Damage
Where are your manners?!
Guard
Quiet down and take your seat.
Graze Activated
It'll be ready soon.
Change to Rear
Gotta prep.
Change to Front
I'm ready.
Buff/Heal
Can I eat it?
Knocked Out
Please wait until your maid respawns.
Voice Sets
Jiang Shi Maid
VA: Yagi Yuki
Wicked Hermit's Maid
VA: Asagiri Momiji
Secret Cooking Technique
VA: Hiyama Shizuki
Character Information
Temperament: Hanei Gesshoku
Hanei Gesshoku (a Touhou LW original) refers to a penumbral lunar eclipse, where the Moon is either partially or fully within the Earth's penumbra. This is an apt temperament for this world's Yoshika, who graciously provides an exquisite dining experience for those who care for her.
"The heat's always on max. Is there any other option?" (Strong against Fire Phase.)
"Haven't you heard of the three-second rule? Every chef knows it." (Strong against Earth Phase.)
"Seigaaaa. How come you always have something urgent to attend to when it's time for dinner? For once, I'd like us to sit at the same table and eat my cooking together." (Weak to Water Phase)
Ability/Backstory: Capable of eating anything (When she bites humans, they temporarily become jiang shi.) (Sweet)
The ability of Yoshika Miyako from the world obsessed with sweets (a Touhou LW original). This ability appears almost identical to the Yoshika from our world's ability. However, in this world, battles of bullets are made even more interesting with maids and Maid CQC. It seems this Yoshika has devoted her ability to this unique fighting style.
In this world, it is always the end of winter. When winter changes to spring, intruders are expelled from the home, and thanks are given to loved ones. However, a certain wicked hermit knows that one of these traditions comes from the legend of a saint and martyr who married young couples. This wicked hermit is very knowledgeable. She also knows about Christmas, and presumably, the religion behind its traditions... Perhaps she really is a super hermit from the Tang dynasty (618-907), who traveled back in time to advise Prince Shoutoku. Most likely, she was the one who told Prince Shoutoku about the saint born in a stable. Assyrian Christian missionaries visited China during the Tang dynasty, and many legends about the saints were already established by then. However, it is unclear to what extent this form of Christianity, known as Jingjiao in Chinese, differs from that of other denominations. More research is needed.
Can a maid, who only does what she's told, be considered an excellent maid? It is a mark of high intelligence to comprehend more than what is said, but this knowledge isn't born from nothing. It should be inferred from all the other things heard previously. Spontaneity is not a virtue. Proper obedience must be predictable. The best maids follow their orders to the letter.
Seiga writes her orders on a strip of paper called an ofuda and sticks it to Yoshika's forehead. Yoshika reads these orders and acts accordingly. This makes Yoshika a kind of finite-state automaton. If Yoshika does not act as Seiga intended, it is not Yoshika's fault. Seiga's orders must have been wrong. To fix this, all Seiga needs to do is either make her orders less ambiguous or eliminate bugs that prevented Yoshika from carrying them out. It's clear who's responsible, so improvements can definitely be made. (Conversely, when it's unclear who's responsible for what, making any progress or improvements is incredibly difficult.) The servant bears no responsibility. The master bears it all. This is not a matter of showmanship but of efficiency.
Yoshika acts according to Seiga's orders; she produces the results specified by those orders; she laughs as ordered; and she expresses joy as ordered. So, Seiga concluded that the "food" Yoshika served must all be in accordance with her orders, too. It was the wording of her orders that caused this to happen. However, like a baby learning to walk, each failure is a step forward on the path to success. Yoshika's failures are the only thing Seiga does not intend. That's why she loves them. You could say that Yoshika only exists in her failures.
Yoshika's Secret Maid Technique
All maids have a latent secret maid technique, but they can only use it once it has been awakened. Sometimes, maids without an awakened technique aren't even considered true maids. Maids are a species of killers, and what defines a maid can be rather strict.
Yoshika's secret maid technique lets her provide the ultimate dining experience as a waiter. It definitely doesn't help her with cooking, but since Yoshika tends to power through things to attain the required result, if there is no food to serve, she will acquire some by any means necessary. This could occur if she's in an extreme environment, such as one with extreme cold, heat, aridity, or pressure. Or if there's toxic gas, radiation, or a lack of gravity. Or if she's in a vacuum. She's unlikely to find a pre-cooked meal or even the ingredients to make one in a place like that. But don't worry. As long as she has someone to serve, she'll always have one ingredient.
Yoshika's Maid Tools
She has a serrated katana of unknown make and a revolver, which is probably just a replica. She found them somewhere. Seiga, her master, doesn't really care what tools she uses, and with Yoshika's undying determination, she can pretty much use anything to get the job done. If her katana breaks, she can just find a new one, or, if that's not possible, she can do without it. She also doesn't need the revolver since it is just a support item for battles of bullets.
Perhaps Yoshika carries her maid katana around because it's tradition for maids to have seven tools. Or maybe it's just because it looks cool. But where did she get the revolver? It might be worth a fortune if it's the real deal. She also carries a silver cloche, which she uses to perform her secret maid technique. It preserves the dish's temperature along with the all-important smell.
Attacks
Death Slash
The Spread Shot of Yoshika Miyako from the world obsessed with sweets (a Touhou LW original). She serves food with her katana.
"Seigaaaa? What'd you fix this time?"
"Don't worry about it... There. All done."
"Hm?"
Yoshika literally held her head in her hands, but she couldn't really tell if anything had changed. Everything seemed the same... apart from the ofuda, the strip of paper hanging before her eyes. The instructions written on it were different.
"Now you should be able to play with all the other maids again."
Yoshika tilted her head in confusion.
Bullets
Death Slash
Kilo Death Slash
Mega Death Slash
Giga Death Slash
Tera Death Slash
Peta Death Slash
Death Shot
The Focus Shot of Yoshika Miyako from the world obsessed with sweets (a Touhou LW original). She serves food with her revolver.
The following explanation was written on Yoshika's ofuda:
"Each maid has their own unique, certain-kill housework skill. However, they must awaken this skill before they're able to use it. Awakened skills are known as secret maid techniques. Maids without these techniques struggle to perform modern Maid CQC. In other words, they can't play with the other maids."
But Yoshika didn't really care about playing with other maids. She just wanted to make Seiga happy.
Bullets
Death Shot
Kilo Death Shot
Mega Death Shot
Giga Death Shot
Tera Death Shot
Peta Death Shot
Maid CQC: Zombie Katana
A Spell Card of Yoshika Miyako from the world obsessed with sweets (a Touhou LW original). She performs Maid CQC with her katana.
"People don't only think with their brains. If they did, I wouldn't be able to think at all. 'Cause my brain has rotted away. You probably think I'm just an automaton of flesh and bone, mindlessly following the instructions written on my ofuda. But if you ask me, I think you're deluding yourself. Every living creature is an automaton of some degree. I'm just simpler and more honest. Anyway, I was talking about where our thoughts reside. Considering how rotten I am, I doubt it's in the collective data of our cells."
Bullets
Zombie Katana
Kilo Zombie Katana
Mega Zombie Katana
Giga Zombie Katana
Tera Zombie Katana
Peta Zombie Katana
Maid CQC: Desire-Eater Bullets
A Spell Card of Yoshika Miyako from the world obsessed with sweets (a Touhou LW original). She performs Maid CQC with her revolver.
"Am I really Yoshika Miyako? Does this body, that I recognize as my own, move according to my will? Or is it merely following the instructions that Seiga wrote on my ofuda? That would mean this body, and by extension Yoshika, isn't me. It would be nothing but a pitiful, moving corpse. So then... who am I? And why do I exist? Do philosophical zombies possess a sense of self?"
Bullets
Desire-Eater Bullet
Great Desire-Eater Bullet
Hungry Desire-Eater Bullet
Voracious Desire-Eater Bullet
Corpse's Desire-Eater Bullet
Ultimate Desire-Eater Bullet
Undying Maid's Unaliving Service
The Last Word of Yoshika Miyako from the world obsessed with sweets (a Touhou LW original). She uses her secret maid technique to provide the ultimate dining experience.
"Hmm... What a magnificent failure!"
Yoshika, the corpse, was suddenly able to use a secret maid technique. With it, she cooked a dish that was utterly horrifying in every way: the smell, the taste, it even looked scary. The super sketchy Seiga Kaku must have messed with something to awaken her technique. The corpse happily served the dish, the culmination of all her efforts, to her master as if she were some kind of waiter in a fancy restaurant. Well, I say "happily," but who knows what she actually felt. I am the consciousness dwelling within Yoshika, so I cannot perceive her emotions. No, that isn't quite right. She doesn't have any emotions. I sit in the seat where consciousness should be―undeniable proof that her consciousness no longer exists. I only said "happily" because of the smile formed by the stiffening of her facial muscles.
A dead maid and a necromancer master. I've been given a front-row seat to the play revolving around their twisted master-servant relationship. It has nothing to do with me. I am an outsider, merely a witness to the story that unfolds beyond my reach. Not that I'm jealous or anything.
"It's a failure, but that's what makes you so adorable, Yoshika."
All that matters is that they're happy.
Bullets
Maid Service
Great Maid Service
Unrivaled Maid Service
Unmatched Maid Service
Comprehensive Maid Service
Ultimate Maid Service
Skills
Skill: Getting Ingredients?
Waiting is all about providing an enjoyable dining experience. They serve the food, but they don't need to cook it themselves.
Skill: Food Prep?
Again, waiters don't cook. What part of this does Yoshika not understand?
Skill: Your Flesh on a Plate
Oh... That explains it. Who'd actually want that kind of service?