The usual outfit of Koishi from the world obsessed with pretend villainy. Her lack of nerves makes her hysterical.
Heartless Swamp Lady
Voice Lines
Gacha Pickup
I'm Koishi Komeiji. But don't mind me. All I can do now is disappear. Isn't that right?!
Introduction
Who am I? I'm Koishi Komeiji! I came here from Villain Castle! It's in a different world. I grew up there... Are you even listening? I'm only explaining this 'cause you called me here. Why are you fiddling with your journal? Put it down and listen to me. I see. To you, I'm nothing but background noise. Like the sound of the wind and the rain, my voice goes in one ear and out the other. Fine, I guess I'll just disappear without you even knowing! Hmph!
Purple Heart
You're not even listening to me, are you?
Blue Heart
Villains steal and destroy. We're like autumn, the season of harvests and decay.
Green Heart
I'm a noble 'cause I steal from those who cannot steal from me, and I'm a sister 'cause I treasure my family. Did I say something weird? Did you even hear me?
Orange Heart
If all we do is steal, the resources will dry up? I suppose you're right. That means there must be villains who make things somewhere. But I have no interest in that.
Pink Heart
Every day, I do so much for everyone, but they will never know about it. I've no time to rest or use for myself. I'd like to just let loose and go on a trip or something! You've got it real good, huh? You always do whatever you like.
Autumn
You're eating too many sweet potatoes, Kokoro. They're super yummy, huh? Way better than my awful cooking!
Login
I cooked you something, but you were late, so it got cold. You'll have to heat it up yourself. Kokoro enjoyed her food, but it feels like a real wasted effort!
Enhancement
What?! For me?! Eww, gross!
Return
*sigh* I stole so much. I'm exhausted... Fine, whatever. I wanted you to rub my shoulders, but I guess I'm not even allowed to think that!
Home 1
Hey, why don't you ever call me? You can contact me through that journal, right? Why are you late every single time? Do you want me to go crazy?
Home 2
You're asking if Kokoro is my little sister? Right. I understand. You're trying to say I look older than I am 'cause of all the stress I'm going through, is that it?
Home 3
Oh... Satori. Yeah, I'm just playing... Orin and Okuu are making dinner, waiting for me to come home. OK. I'll be back by then.
Reaction 1
Right. I'm your pillow. That's all I am to you, huh?
Reaction 2
Yeah, I'm just a robot that provides you with peaceful sleep! Of course. Why would I ever doubt that?
Reaction 3
*sigh* So irresponsible. You just fell asleep. I guess you want me to do all the work, huh? Fine. *pats head*
Task
Are you playing games instead of doing your tasks?
Task Complete
You finished your task? There's only one reason why you'd do that. You're such a baby. Here. *pats head*
Mail
Here, a letter. I'm just a machine that brings you mail.
Errand Finished
An errand? Why'd they leave without telling me? I wanted them to buy something for me... *sigh*
Start of Battle
Battles of bullets? Oh, you mean villain battles.
Mid-Wave
Yeah, I'm not coming here again.
Victory
I warned you, didn't I? You had no chance of defeating me. Your loss was inevitable.
Defeat
Bet you're gonna tell me I should just grit my teeth and accept the loss, right? Fine. I will.
Spellcard 1 Chant 1
Hey, Kokoro! We're
basically twins, aren't we?!
Spellcard 1 Chant 2
We already got matching clothes and items, so
you better not be having second thoughts now!
Spellcard 1 Casted
Black Rose: Black Rose Villain Arc
Spellcard 2 Chant 1
If you really don't need
something, cut it off!
Spellcard 2 Chant 2
Cut it off, and throw it out!
It was only getting in the way!
Spellcard 2 Casted
Sever: Vital Emotion Cleave
Last Word Chant 1
You take my presence
for granted, don't you?
Last Word Chant 2
I was a fool to get my hopes up.
Fine. I really don't care anymore.
Last Word Casted
Nobody Cares How I Feel
Boost 1
This!
Boost 2
And that!
Boost 3
It's all my fault, isn't it?
Graze 1
I know, right?!
Graze 2
I should mind my own business!
Graze 3
Stopping!
Command A
Hmmm...
Command B
You do it.
Command C
I don't need your platitudes.
Command D
Yeah, it's all my fault. Sorry!
Skill A
Here you go.
Skill B
Oh, I see.
Shot A
I'm always stuck doing the dirty work.
Shot B
Why does everyone have to sigh when I'm around?
Damage
Uhn.
Heavy Damage
Give it a rest already.
Guard
Enough.
Graze Activated
Isn't it a bit late to be saying that?
Change to Rear
So I'm not even allowed to take a break, huh?
Change to Front
Yeah, yeah, I'm your workhorse.
Buff/Heal
How thoughtful of you!
Knocked Out
See? I knew I'd end up like this.
Voice Sets
Super Swampy Lady
VA: Sumi Tomomi Jiena
Excessive Villain Roleplay
VA: Chikasada Tsukino
Deep Dark Psyche
VA: Tokui Sora
Character Information
Temperament: Pre-Slip
Pre-Slip (a Touhou LW Original) refers to the precursor of an earthquake. This is an apt temperament for this Koishi, who is obsessed with playing the villain. Unconventional ideas have caused her Phases and Essences to change.
"Don't you see? Your feelings have nothing to do with this." (Strong against Fire Phase.)
"Why are you trying to talk about completely unrelated things?" (Weak to Water Phase.)
"Do you really think you can just brush this aside?" (Weak to Wood Phase.)
"There you go again. You're trying to force your logic on me." (Weak to Sun Essence.)
Ability/Backstory: Capable of manipulating the unconscious mind (Fallen)
The ability of Koishi Komeiji from the world obsessed with pretend villainy (a Touhou LW original). This ability seems practically the same as the Koishi of our world's ability. Unable to comprehend the appeal of being evil, Koishi awkwardly imitates a semblance of villainy founded on misunderstandings.
There is no season when villainy is in ascendance. However, looking back over history, autumn seems to be the best season for stealing things. It's the time when fully-grown crops are harvested. Before that, they are not yet fully grown, and after the harvest, you'd have to break into a storehouse to get them. Autumn is also a season of abstractions, making it the perfect time to fudge the numbers to steal profits or make others shoulder your losses.
What is evil? Koishi Komeiji had no idea. It's actually quite difficult―almost impossible even―to draw a clear divide between good and evil. You must consider the ethics, societal norms, and religious connotations.
The concept of good and evil probably originated around the time when humans first started living in large groups. The group would fall apart if anyone could steal with impunity. It would be chaos. Most crimes are regarded as such because of similar primitive reasons. It's the emotional side of things that came later.
Without law and order, society would collapse, bringing civilization, the government, the economy, and the future crashing down with it. People are only able to live in relative safety and comfort, believing in a brighter and happier future, because of the ordered, rules-based society that was established and continually improved by their forebears. So, you could define evil as any threat that could reverse this progress or destroy this society.
But is it really that simple? Highly ordered societies, where people exploit the loopholes in the rules for their own benefit, can also feel evil. On the other hand, revolutions or reforms that challenge or innovate upon underdeveloped laws could be considered good. This seems to contradict the proposed definition of evil.
Do rules even have to be followed? What does following the rules even mean? Rules generally leave some room for interpretation. Otherwise, they wouldn't work. However, this makes them infinitely more complicated and confusing. It can lead to a range of debates, from whether exploiting the rules is following the rules to whether it's more important to follow the spirit of the rules rather than the rules themselves.
It's not known whether Koishi did research to try to understand evil or if she's even capable of conscious thought, but if she did, it would not help her for all the reasons listed above. But this isn't a problem unique to Koishi. Anyone else would feel just as lost. Are youkai evil? Are humans good? There are some good youkai, and there are some evil humans. Do youkai even consider themselves to be evil? Some might, but even if they're evil from a human perspective, it's possible that some youkai don't think of themselves as being good OR evil.
It's generally thought that humans eating plants and animals to survive is neither good nor evil, but it's probably evil from the perspective of those they eat. Then again, it's possible that domesticated animals and crops feel gratitude to the humans that raised them. Before humans developed agriculture, they hunted under the light of the Moon. Providing food for their families was a good thing, but from the perspective of the wild animals that were mercilessly slaughtered, it was evil. However, being thankful for the food they provided, and consuming it all without wasting a morsel, is a good thing.
This is all assuming that animals have any concept of good or evil, where it's just as likely that humans simply imagine that they do. Are humans trying to make up for their evil acts by performing good ones? Or do they pretend the evil acts never happened, so they can feel good about themselves? What is good, and what is evil? There is no simple answer...
Attacks
Lady's Machete
The Spread Shot of Koishi Komeiji from the world obsessed with pretend villainy (a Touhou LW original). She slashes about with her favorite machete. Wicked? Bad? Someone who has fallen to darkness? Koishi doesn't seem like any of those things. However, Koishi doesn't really have conscious thoughts, so she can't understand what she's doing or why she's doing it. She merely wanted to have fun. And why shouldn't she?
Bullets
Lady's Machete
Kilo Lady's Machete
Mega Lady's Machete
Giga Lady's Machete
Tera Lady's Machete
Peta Lady's Machete
Swamp Glasses
The Focus Shot of Koishi Komeiji from the world obsessed with pretend villainy (a Touhou LW original). She looks through the broken lens of her treasured opera glasses. Koishi has learned a lot, even though she lacks any motivation to study or push herself. She merely came across new things in her search for fun things to do. And, somehow, this is the result.
Bullets
Swamp Glasses
Kilo Swamp Glasses
Mega Swamp Glasses
Giga Swamp Glasses
Tera Swamp Glasses
Peta Swamp Glasses
Black Rose: Black Rose Villain Arc
A Spell Card of Koishi Komeiji from the world obsessed with pretend villainy (a Touhou LW original). She pretends to fall to the dark side in this attack. Not really understanding what it means to be evil, Koishi settled on doing things that she had been explicitly told not to do. Satori, Orin, and Okuu would tell her not to talk sarcastically or just presume what other people are thinking. But Koishi didn't understand why she shouldn't do those things because she had never thought to ask them.
Bullets
Black Rose Villain Arc
Big Black Rose Villain Arc
Great Black Rose Villain Arc
Frightful Black Rose Villain Arc
Terrifying Black Rose Villain Arc
Ultimate Black Rose Villain Arc
Sever: Vital Emotion Cleave
A Spell Card of Koishi Komeiji from the world obsessed with pretend villainy (a Touhou LW original). She pretends to be evil in this attack. Koishi doesn't really understand what it means to hurt someone's feelings. She was told that her words and actions can make people feel sad, but when someone says something "mean" to her, she doesn't feel anything at all. Besides, she's always been a bad girl, so why would she bother caring about that now?
Bullets
Emotion Cleave
Big Emotion Cleave
Great Emotion Cleave
Unforgiving Emotion Cleave
Extreme Emotion Cleave
Ultimate Emotion Cleave
Nobody Cares How I Feel
The Last Word of Koishi Komeiji from the world obsessed with pretend villainy (a Touhou LW original). She pretends to be a villain in this attack. As Koishi was trying to understand what being a bad girl meant, she came across a girl from another world. Apparently, she was on an interworld journey to find things she desperately needed. But what caught Koishi's eye was her black, frilly clothes, which looked incredibly cool. Her face also looked remarkably like Koishi's. It was like she was looking in a mirror.
"There's no point taking anything from you. I already have everything you could offer."
Koishi had no idea what she was talking about, but for some reason, it kind of ticked her off.
"Instead, I'll give you this. I've got spares, so I don't need it."
The girl pulled something out of her chest and put it in Koishi. The next moment, she was gone. That was when Koishi realized that she could become a bad girl if she copied her! However, she was unable to do so because all her memories of this encounter soon faded, leaving only her desire.
Bullets
Dark Roadside Pebble
Big Dark Roadside Pebble
Great Dark Roadside Pebble
Inconsequential Dark Roadside Pebble
Ignored Dark Roadside Pebble
Ultimate Dark Roadside Pebble
Skills
Skill: Opera Glasses
There's no point looking through a broken lens. A diffuse reflection of reality is no longer reality.
Skill: Cutting Knife
Things that are no longer needed must be cut off and discarded. Otherwise, the rot would set in, ruining the whole.
Skill: Black Dress
Everyone harbors a touch of malice in their heart. But what exactly is malice?