The Most-Despicable and Disastrous Younger Twin Sister
Joon Yorigami's usual outfit. It features clothes and accessories fashionable with wealthy celebrities.
Pestilent Phantom Thief Joon
Joon's thief suit heralds a red calamity. She's Princess Joon, the most disastrous and chivalrous thief!
White Roadside Daisy
Joon's Fantasy Rebirth outfit. It was fashioned at Kourindou based on information in the journal.
Shameless Business
Joon's rock band outfit. Byakuren wrote the words on her T-shirt. "Rollin' Challengin' Myouren!"
The Most-Despicable and Disastrous Younger Twin Sister
Voice Lines
Gacha Pickup
I'm Joon Yorigami, the pestilence god who'll swindle even crying children. Um.. are you OK? You have absolutely no money on you.
Introduction
Just who do you think I am? I'm Joon Yorigami, the pestilence god who'll swindle even crying children. Why do I have to meet someone who looks so poor? I'd rather meet someone like a corrupt politician where everyone would rejoice if they'd lost all their worldly possessions... Wait, why do you look like you're about to cry?! Fine. I'll hang out with you for a little while, OK?
Purple Heart
Hey. Don't look so glum.
Blue Heart
Even a complete sucker like you's gotta have an interesting tale to tell, right?
Green Heart
No, I have no plans of causing another incident like I did in the past. But it's just not my style to train at the temple, you know?
Orange Heart
No way?! Your luck's barely changed even though I possessed you! What kind of human are you? Huh? It might be because you came from another world, you say? Oh, that's a relief... Wait. I could use this.
Pink Heart
Since you aren't affected by me possessing you, I'm going to resolve this incident while doing just that. That way, all your achievements will become my achievements. I'll be able to freely reap all the rewards and gifts of gratitude! Now that that's decided―let's work on a plan!
Summer
It seems a sweet vendor is taking advantage of the heat to sell sweets bulked up with water. They're rather expensive too... But let's go and see how they taste before jumping to conclusions!
Login
My luck must have run out since I'm hanging out with someone poor like you all the time. So, what are we doing today? Did you find a corrupt millionaire or a fraudulent business?
Enhancement
This is great! Come on, keep on donating to the great Joon!
Return
All right, how much did we make this time... Yeah, I wasn't expecting much. Who cares anyway?
Home 1
I'm grateful to Hijiri, but I'm not going back to the temple... Though, the temple is the only place I can truly rely on if I ever truly struggle to afford a meal.
Home 2
My once cheerless sister has gotten so lively ever since she started hanging out with that celestial, Tenshi... Though it seems they've been causing a commotion or two!
Home 3
I now only steal money from those who deserve it. There are some humans in the village who have gotten rich from underhanded means. They are my targets!
Reaction 1
I hand out any excess money to the poor.
Reaction 2
I'm a pestilence god, so stealing is more important to me than anything.
Reaction 3
Brand-name goods last longer than cheap knockoffs.
Task
A task? Hmm, is that right? Good luck... Can you handle it by yourself?
Task Complete
Wow... Amazing... You did a task... Yeah, well done, I guess.
Mail
You've got some mail. Shall I read it out for you? ...Wait. Why am I being so nice?!
Errand Finished
Oh, someone's back from an errand. Let's go see what they got!
Start of Battle
All right! I'll send them all flying!
Mid-Wave
Come on! You better get out of the way if you don't want a beating!
Victory
What? Is that all you've got? That's not nearly enough!
Defeat
Ugh... People won't respect me as a pestilence god if this keeps up!
Spellcard 1 Chant 1
You understand where I'm coming from
don't you?
Spellcard 1 Chant 2
What's yours is mine.
And what's mine is mine!
Spellcard 1 Casted
Possession Stripping: Slave Robber
Spellcard 2 Chant 1
Everything was on the up back then.
Spellcard 2 Chant 2
Yes, I am a queen.
Bow down before me!
Spellcard 2 Casted
Queen of Bubble
Last Word Chant 1
It's going to keep going up,
up, and UP!
Last Word Chant 2
...What?! You can't be serious!
Last Word Casted
1990 Burst
Boost 1
Kyaha!
Boost 2
Ahahaha!
Boost 3
Let's make this exciting!
Graze 1
Haa!
Graze 2
There!
Graze 3
Let's make this bubbly!
Command A
Ooh, that's good!
Command B
All righty!
Command C
Yay!
Command D
It's FEVER TIME!
Skill A
Fabulous!
Skill B
The finest quality!
Shot A
Get ready!
Shot B
You're about to get pummelled!
Damage
Eek!
Heavy Damage
Stop it!
Guard
That was close!
Graze Activated
Where are you looking?!
Change to Rear
*sigh* I need a break.
Change to Front
I've taken the stage!
Buff/Heal
Thanks!
Knocked Out
These clothes cost a fortune, and now they're ruined!
Voice Sets
Ultimate Pestilence God
VA: Matsuda Satsumi
Bubble Burster
VA: Ozawa Ari
Extorter of Luck
VA: Yamashita Nanami
Character Information
Temperament: Kyousei
Kyousei (a Touhou LW original) refers to stars of ill omen. An apt temperament for Joon, the most-despicable and disastrous younger twin sister. Joon is endowed with Fire Phase, since she is a spendthrift harboring a burning passion, and Star Essence, with her lack of patience.
The formless and passionate Fire Phase resists Wood Phase, because wood feeds fire, but it is weak to Water Phase, because water dampens fire.
The diverse and uncooperative Star Essence resists the cooperative and indecisive Moon Essence, but it is weak to the charming and arrogant Sun Essence.
Ability/Backstory: Capable of causing consumption of financial assets
Joon's ability seems to act through possession. By possessing her target and appealing to their subconscious, she makes them believe that they are giving her offerings of their own free will. The targets of this ability do not only lose all of their financial assets but also all of their luck. Joon has continued to bestow this terrible fate onto countless people―getting rich at their expense. Furthermore, it is said that the loss of luck inflicted by this ability can transmit to others, causing the victims' friends and family to lose luck also. The Ruler of Dreams told Joon that she "Truly wants to live a modest life," leading Joon to have a change of heart and train under Byakuren after the incident Joon instigated was resolved. Though it seems that her time training at the temple was short-lived, as she has returned to extorting money from people in the Human Village... Albeit, she now only does so in a way that does not cause misfortune for anyone.
Attacks
Juliana Fan Boomerang
Joon Yorigami's Spread Shot. This attack involves throwing a feathered fan like a boomerang. It is a mystery as to what this fan looks like when folded up. Also, normal boomerangs don't actually return when they hit their target.
Bullets
Juliana Fan Cut
Juliana Fan Boomerang
Juliana Fan Slice
Juliana Fan Chakram
Juliana Fan Halo
Returning Boomerang
Spendthrift Uppercut
Joon Yorigami's Focus Shot. This attack is designed to check whether or not the opponent has any loose change in their pockets. Usually, one would just ask the target to jump or turn their pockets inside out, but Joon doesn't do anything by half measures.
Bullets
Spin and Hit!
Item Drop
Wealth Luck Uppercut
Financial Luck Uppercut
Tremendous Fortune Uppercut
Item Drop
Possession Stripping: Slave Robber
Joon Yorigami's Spell Card. This attack was originally used to steal an opponent's Slave (the support role of a duo using a mysterious phenomenon known as Perfect Possession) in a past incident. Now Joon uses this attack to steal some sort of spirit from her opponent, which she then crushes in her fist. It looks rather painful.
Bullets
Spirit-Thing Seizure
Spirit of Wealth Luck Seizure
Seizure of Cheer
Seizure of Motivation
Seizure of Patience
Spirit of Financial Luck Seizure
Queen of Bubble
Joon Yorigami's Spell Card. This attack replicates a supposed era of economic success across Japan. Singing, dancing, and merrymaking was the norm. Joon most likely kept up with the latest fashion trends of that time.
Bullets
0
0
0
0
0
0
1990 Burst
Joon Yorigami's Last Word (a Touhou LW original). It goes without saying, but this is an attack replicating the burst of the economic bubble. The financial success was nothing but a dream. Perhaps these sisters came to Gensokyo because this crisis that once completely changed Japan is now just a memory from the distant past.
Bullets
Bubble Collapse
Chain Bankruptcy of Small Businesses
Bankruptcy of General Trading Companies
Bankruptcy of Banks
Bankruptcy of Insurance Companies
Bankruptcy of Brokerage Companies
Skills
Skill: Shakedown
She sucks up all the money and valuables like a vacuum cleaner. This isn't a robbery―They're gifts.
Skill: Free Spending Spree
Nothing tastes better than a meal paid for by someone else. Steak, sushi, and more sushi.
Skill: Shamelessness
She doesn't feel any shame, thanks to her thick skin. However, this also prevents her from opening up to others.