The usual outfit of Rin, the racer. "Your friendly neighborhood corpse collector, at your service!"
Flaming Wheel Funeral Coach
Voice Lines
Gacha Pickup
I'm Rin Kaenbyou, racer No. 00! I'll blaze through crime scenes all over Gensokyo in my Riot, Lady Satori!
Introduction
Let's go, Lady Satori! To all the lovely towns scattered across Gensokyo! Straight through the gloomy backstreets, where the victims of grisly cases gather to watch! Nyahaha, your friendly neighborhood body collector's here! Got any unclaimed bodies? I'll take 'em off your hands! Meow? Lady Satori's gone. She didn't fall off, did she? Hey, little missy. I'm Rin Kaenbyou, ace assistant detective at the Komeiji Detective Agency. They call me Lightning-Fast Orin. Seen the detective, I mean, my boss anywhere? Huh, my outfit? It was the boss's idea. Does it look weird? It's easy to move in!
Purple Heart
It's so boring when there's no case to work.
Blue Heart
Wherever there's a body, you'll find a kasha nearby.
Green Heart
The more heated the race gets, the more gruesome the crimes become. For all your detective needs, come on down to the Komeiji Detective Agency!
Orange Heart
They call us Cheater Detective Satori, Absentee Detective Koishi, Thunderbolt Orin... and Ultra-Explosive Okuu. Though if you ask me, Okuu's just packing way too much firepower.
Pink Heart
Lady Satori said the crimes are all happening near stations along the transcontinental railway... I wonder if that's some kind of clue.
Autumn
The autumn festival's got all these delicious-looking food stalls. Come to think of it, food-driven crimes don't seem to happen too often.
Login
Lady Koishi and Okuu are always wandering off on their own. As the ace assistant detective, I'm the only levelheaded one around here! Even more than Lady Satori!
Enhancement
I crammed some extra bodies into Riot!
Return
Guess I'll clean out the engine room. Oh, you probably don't want to see this, little missy.
Home 1
Sure, winning the race means your wish gets granted. But I don't get why everyone's so worked up over it. The wild, chaotic shenanigans happening along the way are way more fun.
Home 2
Lady Satori suspects there's a connection between that too-good-to-be-true "your wish comes true if you win" prize and the string of incidents. I'm just a cat, so that's way over my head, meow!
Home 3
Turns out if you call yourself a body collector, you can go anywhere and no one will question you. Of course, I'm still nowhere near as sneaky as Lady Koishi. Okuu, on the other hand...
Reaction 1
Getting sleepy, little missy? Wanna curl up on my lap?
Reaction 2
Once upon a time, a vengeful spirit got up to some mischief...
Reaction 3
*pats head* Why don't you become my apprentice?
Task
A task? Maybe ask Lady Satori... actually, Naz might be able to help you more.
Task Complete
You finished the task? Wait, Chiyari helped you out? That's surprising!
Mail
A letter came for you. Here you go.
Errand Finished
Someone's back. I wonder if they found any bodies.
Start of Battle
Lightning-fast, anytime and anywhere! Make way for the assistant detective!
Mid-Wave
Please don't touch the bodies at the crime scene.
Victory
This is basic stuff for us, isn't it, Lady Satori?
Defeat
A case going cold has got to be the most boring way this could end!
Spellcard 1 Chant 1
We don't care about the race. The Komeiji
Detective Agency chases cases instead!
Spellcard 1 Chant 2
My funeral coach, Riot, runs on bodies as
fuel. It's the best machine there is!
Spellcard 1 Casted
Mystery: The Mummy Burns Twice
Spellcard 2 Chant 1
Strange crimes keep plaguing this race!
Give me more! The darker the better!
Spellcard 2 Chant 2
Lady Koishi, Okuu, stay out of this one,
seriously. This case is mine.
Spellcard 2 Casted
Mystery: The Darkness Following the Race Across Gensokyo
Last Word Chant 1
Hmm, going by the victim's time of death,
the murderer must be...
Last Word Chant 2
Nope, I'm no mind reader like Lady Satori!
I'll just take that body with me!
Last Word Casted
Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Boost 1
Got a case?
Boost 2
Before you call the cops―
Boost 3
Come to the Komeiji Detective Agency!
Graze 1
Got a body you don't need?
Graze 2
For pickup service―
Graze 3
Come straight to me!
Command A
Going undercover? I'm in!
Command B
A stakeout? Sign me up!
Command C
Questioning people? Sounds exhausting.
Command D
Your friendly neighborhood body collector, at your service!
Skill A
Swift as the wind!
Skill B
Like a bolt of lightning!
Shot A
Private emergency vehicle, coming through!
Shot B
The assistant detective's here!
Damage
Meow!
Heavy Damage
Argh!
Guard
You're obstructing my questioning!
Graze Activated
Oops, that makes you guilty!
Change to Rear
Lady Satori, we've got a case!
Change to Front
Where's my body?
Buff/Heal
Is that one of those lickable cat treats?!
Knocked Out
This case is going to end up buried and forgotten!
Voice Sets
Morgue Street GP Spec
VA: Kurosaki Shiori
Cases Over the Finish Line
VA: Kasuga Nozomi
Undercover Corpse Collector
VA: Akiyama Misaki
Character Information
Temperament: Raiu
Raiu (a Touhou LW original) refers to rainfall accompanied by thunder. This is an apt temperament for Rin, who entered the race with an ulterior motive on behalf of the Komeiji Detective Agency.
Her temperament has changed in order for her to survive in the Crazed World. She has developed resistance to Fire Phase to withstand the intense heat and pressure from burning bodies and resistance to Star Essence to better suit her solo work as an assistant detective.
Ability/Backstory: Capable of carrying away corpses (Crazed)
The ability of Rin Kaenbyou, the racer (a Touhou LW original). In the world brimming with heat and madness, its denizens use ultra-long-distance races to determine the outcome of battles. Rin's ability doesn't appear to have changed much, but the way in which she conducts battles of bullets has changed drastically.
Team Palace of the Earth Spirits never had any intention of winning. The team is also known as the Komeiji Detective Agency. Its head and chief detective is none other than Satori Komeiji, whose reputation as a great detective is second to none.
Day in and day out, the team races around chasing the wave of mysterious crimes plaguing the course. What they really want is to crack these cases. They aren't in it for justice or fame, and certainly not for show or for fun. They're convinced that the true prize isn't first place. It's something that can grant any wish, and they believe solving the cases is the way to get it. Otherwise, who in their right mind would commit these crimes?
This Rin is the great detective Satori's assistant. She usually serves as her chauffeur too, but Satori isn't riding with her this time. Her official title is Ace Assistant Detective. She also goes by a handful of self-proclaimed nicknames, like Thunderbolt Orin and Lightning-Fast Orin, but none of them have caught on, and she doesn't care much either way.
Her motto is to always get to the corpse first, no matter when or where. The moment she hears a body has turned up, she beats everyone to the scene and starts gathering testimonies. Talking to corpses and phantoms isn't something everyone can do, but even for those who can, time is of the essence. Corpses rot, and phantoms wander off. She genuinely wants to solve the cases, but she couldn't care less about restoring peace. She'd actually like more crimes to happen, preferably as gruesome as possible. And at least within the agency, no one sees any reason to stop her.
Riot
It's Rin's ride of choice, and it also happens to be a funeral coach. Once a dusty antique, it was the oldest of old-school cars, the kind of thing you'd expect to find in a museum. Since then, it's been rebuilt into a completely different machine. Word has it the oni of the Former Capital helped with the engineering, or possibly some motorhead youkai they brought along. The engine runs on corpses, converting them into spiritual fuel. Luckily, where there's life, there are bodies, and a race is full of competitors. Fuel shouldn't be a problem.
Attacks
Morgue Street Grand Prix
The Spread Shot of Rin Kaenbyou, the racer (a Touhou LW original). She speeds down the track, burning corpses for fuel.
The phone rings.
"Komeiji Detective Agency. What? A case? Orin, get down to the scene this instant!"
And so the day began, the same as it always did.
Bullets
Morgue Street Grand Prix
Pro Morgue Street Grand Prix
Masters Morgue Street Grand Prix
World-Class Morgue Street Grand Prix
Legendary Morgue Street Grand Prix
Ultimate Morgue Street Grand Prix
Dead Heat
The Focus Shot of Rin Kaenbyou, the racer (a Touhou LW original). She blazes ahead on flaming wheels.
The race course runs through several danger zones so treacherous that simply making it through is a challenge. But the forces of nature aren't the only obstacles. The route also cuts through a handful of cities. They may be small, but they're dense mazes of buildings, where all sorts of people lurk in the shadows, each with an agenda of their own. That's where most of the crimes took place.
Bullets
Dead Heat
Fierce Dead Heat
Blazing Dead Heat
Roaring Dead Heat
Searing Dead Heat
Ultimate Dead Heat
Mystery: The Mummy Burns Twice
A Spell Card of Rin Kaenbyou, the racer (a Touhou LW original). She puts every last corpse to good use in her detective work.
In hindsight, Rin realized she should have registered as a racer right from the start. Officially registered racers get news straight from the organizers, which could hold crucial leads. Her solution was to pose as an official racer and have the news sent her way. She just hoped the news wasn't coming from the tengu.
Bullets
The Mummy Burns Twice
The Great Mummy Burns Twice
The Ancient Mummy Burns Twice
The Cursed Mummy Burns Twice
The Undying Mummy Burns Twice
The Ultimate Mummy Burns Twice
Mystery: The Darkness Following the Race Across Gensokyo
A Spell Card of Rin Kaenbyou, the racer (a Touhou LW original). She rushes to the scene of a mysterious crime at top speed.
Luckily, the tengu seem to love any story involving dead bodies, so the reports came flying in. The tengu may have their faults, but no one can match their speed at spreading information. On the other hand, nothing in this world or beyond can rival a kasha's speed when there's a corpse on the line. Only Riot, her funeral coach, can keep up with her. If she'd put that to good use, she probably could have won the race.
Bullets
Dark Race Across Gensokyo
Shadowy Race Across Gensokyo
Sinister Race Across Gensokyo
Ominous Race Across Gensokyo
Nightmare Race Across Gensokyo
Ultimate Dark Race Across Gensokyo
Burial With Insufficient Evidence
The Last Word of Rin Kaenbyou, the racer (a Touhou LW original). Any corpse left unburied belongs to the kasha.
Rin, however, was about to learn a hard lesson. She had grumbled when Satori kept her on as an assistant, made her check in regularly even when she was working alone, and had her play chauffeur because getting around was supposedly too much effort. But Lady Satori had been right all along. Whoever was behind this series of cases wasn't killing anyone... They were collecting the bodies, just like Rin. By sheer coincidence, Rin had beaten everyone to the culprit. And someone who collected corpses surely wouldn't take kindly to a kasha after the same corpses...
"This is bad! Help me, Lady Satori!"
Bullets
Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Hasty Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Shallow Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Secret Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Unmarked Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Ultimate Burial With Insufficient Evidence
Skills
Skill: Combustible Bodies
Refueling along the way is the golden rule of ultra-long-distance racing. Load up too much at once, and it'll just weigh you down.
Skill: Zombie Pit Crew
The zombie fairies are happy to lend a hand. Shame they don't know anything about cars.
Skill: Questioning the Dead
When investigating a murder, it's best to interview the dead. After all, there's always at least one of them at the scene.