Lossy's Journal

Shizuha

Helloooooo? Is PLAYER around?

Shizuha

Shizuha Aki, the goddess of autumn leaves, is here! I've come to gift you a wonderful autumn!

Shizuha! What a surprise to see you at Hakurei Shrine.

Spring is in full swing... Aren't you too late? Or early?

Shizuha

Oops... Out of the four seasons, spring is the closest to autumn, so I get all excited.

Shizuha

I've been busy working lately, but things have calmed down now. So I thought I'd come hang out with you since I'm free.

Oh, wow. What kind of work was it?

Isn't it too early to paint the leaves?

Shizuha

I was just helping out Seija with her plan because she came to me with an earnest request.

(Ah... I should probably steer clear of this...)

(My instincts are giving me red flags... but I'm curious!)

Shizuha

Hehe, your face is giving you away. You're interested in knowing more, aren't you?

Shizuha

Ah, yes! That plan is going to be set in motion today! Come with me! Let's go take a peek!

Huh... why are you grabbing me by my arm...?

Wh-Whoa, you're being so aggressive today!

Shizuha

Come on! Let's hurry and go visit Seija.

Shizuha

Feel the warm spring breeze on your back and step forward without hesitation. Happiness surely awaits you there.

Shizuha

Aw, come on PLAYER! How about you look a bit more energetic...?

Shizuha

I'm sorry I brought you here against your will...

Shizuha

But honestly... I don't really know the details of her plan either. That's why I was anxious about coming here alone...

Marisa

Whoa, what's goin' on? Why do the two of you look so gloomy...?

Shizuha

Huh? Hello, Marisa. What are you doing in a place like thisー?

???

Heh heh heh... Is that Marisa? Is that really her?

Shizuha

Eh...?

Marisa?

Then who do you suppose I am?

Shizuha

Huh...? What?! Wh-Why are there two Marisas?

???

Oh, What's wrong? Tell me, and I'll help you out.

Shizuha

That'd be great... I need someone to explain what's going on hereー

Marisa?

Well, I am Marisa too, y'know?!

Shizuha

*sigh*

Marisa... where did you learn how to clone yourself?

Hello, Marisa's elder sister. Or should I say younger?

Marisa?

Hm? Was it so confusing that you regained your composure instead? That sure is an unusual reaction...

Marisa?

I would've liked a more over-the-top reaction... Hm... You get seventy points!

Marisa?

Aren't you being a bit too lenient? At best, it's sixty points.

Shizuha

That's enough... I have a rough idea about what's going on now.

Shizuha

Seija, you're here, aren't you? It's pretty obvious, so just show yourself.

Seija

Heh heh heh... That was truly such a "boring" show! I was so "bored" that I thought I'd die!

Shizuha

I knew it... So that means all these Marisas...

Seija

Hmph... I could've had so much more fun if it was just PLAYER. I'm so "lucky" that you're here too...

Seija

But well... that ended up being quite a successful test!

Seija

Come on! Get back inside these, you lot!

All the Marisas got sucked into some weird balls?!

Oh, no! I haven't greeted them all properly yet...

Seija

Were you surprised? Were you terrified? That was a taste of the absolutely "terrible" entertainment that starts today...

Seija

I call 'em Fabricated Maidens!

Shizuha

...

The only thing I could tell is that it's amazing...

Sorry... but that makes no sense at all.

Shizuha

Well, yeah. That's no surprise...

Seija

Hm...? Well, then I'll make it easy and give you a very "difficult to understand" explanation!

Seija

All the Marisas you saw here were Fabricated Maidens. And this special storage device that sucked them up is a Morby.

Seija

I finally completed my plan to commercialize a toy unique to Gensokyo by reaching out to several collaborators!

Seija

...What do you think?

Hm...?

Oh, OK! I don't get it at all!

Shizuha

Aw, geez... OK, let me add to that explanation. Fabricated Maidens are idols modeled after people in Gensokyo.

Shizuha

The idols replicate not only their appearance but also their personality and abilities to some extent.

Shizuha

I'm one of the people who helped Seija with her plan. But I just helped with coloring the completed Fabricated Maidens.

That sounds like... a really amazing toy...!

Is it really a toy? And wasn't it too much work...?

Shizuha

I'm seeing them in action for the first time too... Their performance far exceeded my expectations.

Seija

And this isn't all I've got. Being the "inept" person that I am, I've even prepared something like this...

Seija

Tada! This is a vending machine exclusively for Fabricated Maidens!

Seija

It was designed by the kappa based on the stories from the outside world that I heard from Moriya Shrine's wind priestess.

Seija

I've installed these all over the place, like in front of Kourindou and along various roads.

Shizuha

Wow, you've done so much... So? How does it work?

Seija

You need to put an offering in this opening here and turn the handle. It'll then throw out one Morby at random.

Seija

And since it churns out Morbies, I call it the Morby Machine! Well? Aren't I great at coming up with names?!

Shizuha

I really don't know how to react to such a basic name... Come on, show us how this Morby is used already.

Seija

Well, well. So you are curious, after all. You're so "not cute"!

Seija

OK. So since we don't know which Fabricated Maiden is inside this Morby...

Seija

We need to do this...!

[FM] Akyuu

Huh? Where am I?

Shizuha

Looks like Akyuu was in this Morby.

Seija

The Fabricated Maiden that comes out will adore their owner, address them as "Master," and even follow their orders.

Seija

Let me show you. Hey, Akyuu. Spin three times and say meow!

[FM] Akyuu

All right. Here I go... Spin, spin, spin, and meow!

Seija

Ahahahaha! That's "not cute at all!"

This is so wrong on so many levels...

A-Akyuu is so... cute!

Seija

A small request is no big deal. But depending on how subservient your maiden is, they might reject your orders.

Seija

And once you're done, you just need to touch the Fabricated Maiden with the Morby, and they'll get sealed inside.

Seija

Well?! Isn't this cool?! Only a genius like me could've come up with such an exciting toy!

Seija

It would've been better if they'd follow every order... but they don't 'cause they stay true to the original's personality.

Shizuha

I'm relieved to hear that. It'd be awful if they could be used to do bad things.

Seija

Then wouldn't that make the person giving the orders the bad guy? The Fabricated Maidens are innocent.

Shizuha

Well, yes. That's completely true... but hearing the most likely perpetrator say that is a little...

Seija

I'd never do such a thing. I just want to have a little fun with the Fabricated Maidens!

Seija

You guys should come along! You've got nothing better to do, right? HA HA HA!

Shizuha

She's enjoying this way too much... She's definitely up to no good.

Shizuha

I don't want to get involved in any trouble, but since I chipped in, I better stick around to ensure she doesn't cause any...

Ringo

Hey! What's the meaning of this?!

Seiran

Huh?! I'm the one who should be asking you that! I thought you came to apologize!

Ringo

Why would I apologize?! You're the one who made fun of my new dango flavor!

Seiran

You're the one who was finding faults with my dango earlier! And I don't know what new flavor you're talking about!

Ringo

I'm talking about my custard dango! You only had one little bite, but you wouldn't stop nitpicking!

Seiran

Custard dango?! What's that? It sounds delicious!

Ringo

Huh...? Then why did you say such mean things about it earlier?

Seiran

You were mean too, you know?! You called my dango fake! And said that I just label them as dango to scam people!

Ringo

Why would I say that?! If I really thought that, I wouldn't bother competing with you!

Seiran

Eh...?

Ringo

Huh...?

Seiran & Ringo

...

Eirin

What in the world... is this?

Kaguya

I wonder...

Eirin

So it isn't another one of your pranks?

Kaguya

Of course not. I would never set up something so obvious.

Reisen A

*sob* Why is this happening?

Reisen B

Master! Princess! Please don't be fooled! I'm the real Reisen Udongein Inaba!

Reisen C

I can't believe there are three of me... It's like I'm dreaming. How interesting!

Kaguya

Don't tell me this is the result of... your prank? Or a failed experiment?

Eirin

Don't besmirch my good name. But well... I probably could cause such a thing to happen...

Kaguya

You can?! Details, please!

Eirin

C-Calm down... We can talk about that later. For now, we need to do something about this...

Reisen A

*sob* Master, please hurry and get rid of my imposters.

Reisen B

Shut up, you imposter! My master and the princess will soon expose you for who you really are!

Reisen C

Gosh... We shouldn't fight among ourselves. Let's try to get along.

Kaguya

Oh, right. I almost forgot. So, Eirin... can you tell which one is the real Reisen?

Eirin

A crying, an angry, and a laughing Reisen... They all display different emotions... joy, anger, grief, and pleasure.

Eirin

Oh, I see... I understand what's going on now.

Kaguya

I knew you would figure it out, Eirin. So? Which one is the real Reisen?

Eirin

All of them are real. Or rather, I should say that they are all a part of the real Reisen.

Reisens

Huh...?

Eirin

Joy, anger, grief, and pleasure have separated into individuals. All four, including the one that's not here, are real.

Kaguya

W-Wait a minute. Isn't your theory a bit too farfetched?

Eirin

You should always assume the worst. And we can figure out how these emotions split up later after we fix this.

Eirin

I'm sure if we gather all four Reisens together, her original self will return! So we should focus on finding the last Reisen!

Reisens

Please wait, Master!

Kaguya

Eirin... you've been working so hard lately... I will definitely give you a day off soon.

Seija

Muahahahaha! This is what I wanted! This chaos is exactly the kind of thing I wanted to see!

Shizuha

She tricked us... She wanted the Fabricated Maidens just so she could use them for pranks...

Seija

SPOT ON! That's exactly what I wanted! I just "didn't wanna see" everyone's troubled and distressed faces!

Shizuha

So that's why you avoided answering me when I asked about the purpose of making them...

Well, in that case, we must stop you...

Others might try to use them in the same way...!

Shizuha

We must keep an eye on her to prevent any new pranks. But the Morby Machines have already been installed everywhere...

Shizuha

It's quite possible that she has already laid the groundwork for her pranks. At any rate, we can't handle this just by ourselves!

???

[Don't worry. I'll do something about it.]

Shizuha

Huh? You're...!

Sagume

[I'm Sagume. I've come from the Lunar Capital.]

Seija

Uwah?! Y-You!

Shizuha

Oh, right...! You have the power to reverse a situation with your words...!

Sagume

[Yes. That's why I use this message board with a text-to-speech function.]

Sagume

[I'll be using a lot of written communication, so please forgive me.]

Seija

Heh, hehe...! What's this boss amanojaku-like Lunarian doing here?!

Sagume

[I received a report from the victims of your prank.]

Shizuha

It must've been Ringo and Seiran...

Sagume

[We might not be the same, but you are similar to me.]

Sagume

[That's why I'll take responsibility and punish you before I get the situation under control.]

Seija

What?!

Shizuha

I don't really get what's happening, but this is our chance to stop Seija! Let's go, PLAYER!

Seija

Grrrrrr...! It was three against one! That's not fair...!

Sagume

[You better be sorry and change your ways.]

Seija

Hmph... "I'm soooo sorry"...

Sagume

[...]

Seija

Is it really necessary to write down your silence?! OK, I get it! I really am sorry!

Shizuha

I hope Seija won't cause any more trouble now... But people must've already got their hands on the Fabricated Maidens...

Sagume

[That's not a problem. I'll take care of it as planned.]

Seija

What?! No way! Please! Not that! Please, anything but that!

Sagume

The Fabricated Maidens you created will not be accepted as a peaceful pastime in this Gensokyo.

Shizuha

That was... Miss Sagume's power...

Seija

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sagume

[Fate has now been reversed.]

Shizuha

It's only been a few days since the Fabricated Maidens went on sale, but they're already really popular.

Sagume

[The concept of Fabricated Maidens has now changed to a peaceful means of entertainment.]

Sagume

[But even I didn't expect it to turn out like this.]

Shizuha

People can now raise maidens to use them in battles of bullets. It's such an exciting and Gensokyo-like thing to do.

Shizuha

It's great to see that the Fabricated Maidens I helped create have put a smile on everyone's faces! It's wonderful!

Sagume

[They might even gain popularity on the moon. It's worth a try.]

Seija

This isn't how it was supposed to be! I will NEVER approve of this!

Sagume

[Your approval matters not. It won't change the reality.]

Seija

Grrrrrrrr! I want to see everyone troubled! Why are they having so much fun instead?! ARGH!

Seija

*sob* If I knew this was what it'd lead to, I would've never created the Fabricated Maidens, to begin with...

Sanae

Fabricated Maidens?! Did you say Fabricated Maidens?!

Seija

Wh-Where did you come from?!

Sanae

Hehehe...! You guys are Masters too, aren't you?! Well then! I challenge you to a Fabricated Maiden Battle!

Shizuha

A Fabricated Maiden Battle...? Do you mean a battle of bullets between Fabricated Maidens?

Sanae

Exaaaaaactly!

Sanae

When two Masters' eyes meet, they have to have a Fabricated Maiden Battle! That's just common sense these days.

Seija

A battle just 'cause we made eye contact...? That's some messed-up common sense...

Sanae

It looks like you guys are rookies. But that's A-OK! I'll be nice and teach you the basics!

Sanae

Here we go... Come on out, my Fabricated Maidens!

[FM] Nitori

Kappappaaaa! I'm Nitori Kawashiro! Type: Water!

[FM] Kogasa

BOO! I'm Kogasa Tatara! Type: Spooky!

[FM] Momiji

Hyaaaa! I'm Momiji Inubashiri! Type: Dog!

[FM] Nue

Heehee... I'm Nue Houjuu! The only one with Type: Unknown!

Sanae

So, what do you think of my awesome Fabricated Maiden team?!

Shizuha

What's a "type"...?

Sanae

Ah, don't worry about that. It's just something I came up with because I thought it sounded cool.

[FM] Momiji

I'm not all that happy about it... Couldn't you come up with something better? Like sword type or something?

[FM] Nitori

How about clairvoyance type? That would've been cool.

[FM] Momiji

Oh! Why didn't I think of that?! OK, then I'll go with clairvoyance type from now on!

[FM] Kogasa

Nue, you should just be the same spooky type as me! That would make things easier.

[FM] Nue

Nu-uh! Spooky is in no way the same as unidentifiable! This is about my individuality! I'm never going to compromise on it!

They're all so friendly and charming.

I can't tell them apart from their originals...

Seija

But wait a minute. Why do I need to partake in something as troublesome as a battle...?

Sanae

Oh, don't tell me you're scared. You don't need to worry. I'd never go all out on rookie opponents!

Seija

Huh?!

Sanae

But I won't stop you if you really want to run away. I'll just go look for other Masters. So, what's it going to be?

Seija

Bring it on! I'll fight you in a battle or whatever!

Sanae

Great! Spoken like a true Master!

Seija

Don't think you can get away scot-free after challenging the creator of Fabricated Maidens! I'll beat you and your maidens!

Seija

Come on out, my Fabricated Maidens!

Sanae

H-How did that happen...?! How did I lose to a rookie...?! *collapse*

Seija

Hmph! You're a gazillion light-years too early to be challenging the great Seija!

Sagume

[You used that word incorrectly. A light-year is a term used to describe distance, not time.]

Shizuha

But Seija's Fabricated Maidens sure were strong. They followed all of her battle orders perfectly.

Seija

Hm? Well, it's a "boring" game anyway. Even after I actually tried it, it "wasn't exciting" at all.

Seija

But... now that I've created the Fabricated Maidens, I might as well try playing with 'em a while longer.

Sagume

[Didn't you say you were "never going to approve of this"?]

Shizuha

But it's better to have her play with them this way rather than prank people. It's OK if she gets obsessed with battles.

Seija

Just you wait! I'll beat every Master in Gensokyo and become the "weakest" Master ever!

Seija

Hee hee hee...! I wanna battle! Isn't there anyone who'll battle me?! Isn't there someone dying to be my prey?

Shizuha

You're so addicted that it's kind of scary... I doubt anyone would want to battle you when you're like this.

Seija

So?! I wanna fight a "weakling" who'll gladly challenge me, not someone who'll freak out at the sight of their opponent!

Sagume

[Surprisingly, she makes sense... despite her behavior.]

Shizuha

But what if we don't find an opponent? I hope she doesn't sulk and go back to trying to prank people again...

Sagume

[Don't worry. If she does try that, I'll handle it.]

Seija

Ah...! Wait! I sense a "weakling" over there...!

Shizuha

W-Wait for us! Don't run off on your own!

Sagume

[It's good to see that we needn't have worried.]

Kanako

OK! I'm going to play again today. I hope I find some interesting opponents.

Seija

FOUND YOU!

Kanako

Whoa?! What's this all of a sudden?!

Seija

You're a Master, aren't you?! Fight me! Come on! Let's battle!

Kanako

Hey! Stop being annoying and get off of me first!

Kanako

Ah! Why if it isn't Shizuha and PLAYER?! And who's this...?

Kanako

I don't often see Lunarians. Why in the world are you here?

Sagume

[For surveillance and management. And also, because I'm a little curious. No other reasons.]

Sorry for the trouble our battle enthusiast caused you...

Would you like to have a battle with Seija?

Shizuha

I think she'll calm down if she blows off steam in a battle! Just once is fine, so can you please play with her?

Kanako

If you're talking about a Fabricated Maiden Battle, then I don't mind. I was just looking for an opponent myself.

Seija

Aha! Now, let's get started alreadyー

Kanako

But what was that earlier? That's not how you invite someone to have a battle. That was in very poor taste.

Kanako

There are manners and rules for doing everything. Upholding them is the basic requirement for any Master.

Seija

Manners...?

Kanako

Oh... so you're a rookie. All right then, I'll give you a lecture on how it's done.

Kanako

Before starting a battle, you need to get proper consent. Attacking just to test out your maidens is not the way to do it.

Seija

What?! I thought the norm was to start a battle as soon as you make eye contact with a Master!

Kanako

What kind of idiot gave you that information?

Sagume

[You know her well. It was the green-haired wind priestess.]

Kanako

Sorry about that... I'll make sure she gets a proper scolding later...

Shizuha

So what other rules are there?

Kanako

I called them rules, but it's nothing official. It's like an unspoken agreement that came about after everyone battled.

Kanako

Only up to six maidens can be used during one battle. And it's forbidden to attack your opponent Master directly.

Shizuha

So basically, Masters can't directly intervene in battles? Right. It wouldn't make sense to use maidens otherwise.

Seija

Got it! They're such simple rules!

Kanako

Well, those were just the basic ones. I'm sure you'll learn the rest as you fight other Masters.

Seija

I've got a pretty clear understanding now, "no thanks to you."

Seija

But how pathetic would it be to get defeated after being kind enough to help out your enemy... It'll be such a terrible sight.

Kanako

You're right. Losing to a clueless newbie would be utterly shameful.

Kanako

It's good to see that you're so full of confidence and spirit! Since you've challenged me, I'll show you what I'm capable of!

Kanako

Come on out, my loyal Fabricated Maidens!

[FM] Aya

Ayayaya, I thought the training was over for today.

[FM] Hatate

Geez! I was busy focusing on writing an article!

[FM] Momiji

It looks like it's a battle, not a training session.

[FM] Nemuno

Let's quickly finish battlin' and go have a delicious meal.

[FM] Utsuho

A delicious meal?! Then I better do my best!

[FM] Sanae

It doesn't matter if it's training or a battle! I'll put all my heart into it to prove my devotion and affection for my Master!

Sagume

[Those are some unique members.]

Kanako

They are my Fabricated Maidens! I have some rare ones in different costumes as well. Aren't they amazing?

Shizuha

Ah, yes, come to think of it, I remember coloring the different costumes. I see they're quite valuable, huh?

Seija

I saw that dog type earlier though, so she lacks some novelty.

[FM] Momiji

D-Dog type?! Are you talking about me?!

[FM] Aya

Just ignore her, Momiji... It's not unusual to get multiple drops of the standard costume maidens.

[FM] Nemuno

Yeah. It ain't your appearance that matters. It's ya strength. And don't forget that you're our precious friend.

[FM] Utsuho

If you're so bothered by costumes, then do you want to wear my maid uniform instead? I'm sure you'll also look good in it!

[FM] Hatate

That just sounds mean when it comes from you guys...! I'm sure it won't be long until I get a costume too...!

Shizuha

So even Fabricated Maidens have their own problems...

[FM] Sanae

Have some faith! The power of faith solves everything! We need to believe in our Master and practice hard every day!

Sagume

[Only her personality is quite different from the original.]

Kanako

Haha... The real Sanae doesn't take things seriously, so I unintentionally ended up being strict with this one...

Does their personality depend on how they're treated...?

Fabricated Maidens have so many possibilities...!

Kanako

Thanks to the rigorous training, I can assure you of their strength. You can still run if you want. What's it going to be?

Seija

I'm the one who founded this project, so what do I have to fear?! You are a worthy opponent!

Kanako

Oh wow... I can't believe I lost so miserably. I took the win for granted because you're a rookie... No, that's just an excuse.

Kanako

I look forward to crossing paths with you again. I'll get the last laugh next time.

Seija

HA HA HA HA! I'm the strongest in all of Gensokyo! I'll accept any challenge from anyone at any time!

Shizuha

You say that, but didn't you win by just a hair?

Sagume

[I got to see something good. That was a nice fight.]

Seija

I want to taste defeat already! Isn't there a strong opponent out there who can beat me?!

Kanako

If that's what you want, you should head to Kourindou. That's where all the Masters hang out.

Seija

Kourindou, huh...? That sounds "boring." I guess I'll go check it out.

Shizuha

We were warned about it, but I didn't believe this place would be so crowded...

Seija

They even have a special battle area in front of the store... Are all of these people Masters?

Sagume

[They probably are. Some Masters are having a battle right now.]

Seiga

My dear, dear Yoshika! You're my last hope!

[FM] Yoshika

RAAAAAWR! You can count on me!

Kosuzu

We're both down to our last maidens...! Miss Patchouli! It's all up to you now!

[FM] Patchouli

M-Mukyuu...

Seiga

What was that...?

Kosuzu

I thought it would set the mood. So I asked her to say that.

[FM] Patchouli

...

Seiga

All right then! Come on, Yoshika! We can't lose to them!

[FM] Yoshika

Y-Yoshikaaaa...?

Seiga

Awwww...!

[FM] Yoshika

Master?! Hey! Get a hold of yourself!

Kosuzu

Now is our chance! Miss Patchouli! Take them down!

[FM] Patchouli

MUKYUUUU!

[FM] Yoshika

UAAAAAAAARGH!

Shizuha

Hmm... So that's another way of enjoying them. Though I don't think the original people would like to see this.

Seija

Maybe I should think of something like that too...

Sagume

[This store is incredibly busy. There are so many customers lined up in a long queue.]

I wonder if Mister Rinnosuke is happy about all this...

I don't think I've ever seen this place so busy...

Rinnosuke

Oh, come on. I'm so busy that I don't even have the time to be happy...

Shizuha

Oh, hello, Mister Shopkeeper. So are all these people lining up for Fabricated Maidens?

Rinnosuke

Yes... You could say that. This line is for the Morby Machine in front of the store.

Rinnosuke

But I'd prefer it if they'd enter my store and buy a thing or two.

Seija

There's no way you'll sell something so easily. It's mostly junk...

Rinnosuke

If an amanojaku like you is saying that... then I suppose not everything in my store is worthless.

Seija

I meant what I said!

Rinnosuke

Weren't the Fabricated Maidens your idea? That's the reason there are so many people here, so maybe I should thank you.

Shizuha

Even though no one is buying anything from you...?

Rinnosuke

I'm just glad that so many have been visiting my store. And it's not like I haven't sold anything at all.

Rinnosuke

I never imagined Fabricated Maidens would be such a hit... I was so sure they'd end up as prank items of poor taste.

Seija

*gulp*

Rinnosuke

But everyone has been using them for entertainment. Hm... there's got to be a bigger force at play behind all this...

Sagume

[Eep.]

Shizuha

How about we get in the line as well? I'm kind of interested now...

Seija

Oh? So are you saying that you want to be my rival? You want to compete for the position of Gensokyo's strongest Master?

Shizuha

I didn't think that far. I just felt like collecting my own Fabricated Maidens.

Sagume

[Wait a minute. The customers are acting strange.]

Rinnosuke

Ah... That's because the Morby Machine seems to be quite biased with what comes out.

Doremy

I'm going to get it this time! I'm going to hit the jackpot! Come on!

Doremy

Th-The Morby is the regular color...! But I won't lose hope till the very end! Come on!

[FM] Miyoi

Welcome! I'm Miyoi Okunoda! The waitress from Geidontei!

Doremy

Noooooo, not her again!

[FM] Miyoi

Huh?!

Doremy

This is already the fifth Miss Miyoi back to back... What is this? A Miss Miyoi rate-up fair?

Doremy

Grrrrrrrrrr! If only she came with a special costume...!

Sagume

[I feel like I've caught a glimpse of the dark side of this world.]

Shizuha

Let's be careful not to get too invested... I'm glad I learned this lesson before I spent any money...

Seija

Heh heh... That's not gonna scare the great Seija away! But... I'll just stick to ten pulls for now.

Seija

I want my drop...

Seija

No matter how many times I pull for it, the Fabricated Maiden I want just won't drop!

Shizuha

Geez... how much are you going to spend? We haven't even had a chance yet, you know?

Seija

Heh heh heh... I'm not done yet. If I give up now, then the amount I've spent so far will have been for nothing...!

Seija

It'll drop... There's always convergence in probability...! Here I go!

Seija

...GAAAAAAAAARGH! Not again! I pulled the same one again! Who did this?! Who installed such a useless machine?!

Sagume

[Needless to say, it was you.]

Seija

I know. But I don't recall making it so difficult to get drops! Wait, it's you, isn't it? You did something with your ability!

Sagume

[That's a false accusation. I've only used my power once this time.]

Seija

Then that means someone else might've done this.

Seija

Well, whatever...! I just need to keep buying until it drops, and it'll drop eventually...!

Shizuha

She has hit rock bottom... She isn't making sense anymore...

Byakuren

Excuse me... Could you please let someone else use the machine now?

Byakuren

If you buy up everything yourself... I mean... everyone else is also looking forward to having a go at it...

Shizuha

Exactly! Come on, Seija! You need to share the fun!

Seija

Nu-uh! No way! I've been pulling all this time! If I give up now and it drops on the next pull, it'd be so frustrating!

I understand... but Byakuren isn't wrong, you know?

The number one Master would know when to stop...

Seija

Gah... I-I guess you're right...

Byakuren

Thank you. Now let me try my luck...

[FM] Ichirin

Oh, what's this? I can't believe Lady Hijiri is the one who pulled me! Hehe, I can't help but feel like we're linked by fate.

Byakuren

Great, now my collection is finally complete. I was waiting for this day, Ichirin.

Seija

What?! She got a rare drop with a special costume?! And on the first go?! Unbelievable...!

Shizuha

I-Is this because of their difference in virtue...?! Maybe I should visit Myouren Temple...

Byakuren

Hehe... I'll pray that fate is on your side.

Byakuren

Ah, by the way! They say that even a chance meeting is preordained, so now that we've met, may I ask you a favor?

Shizuha

Sure, what is it?

Byakuren

I want to test the abilities of the new Ichirin I just acquired. You don't mind, do you, Ichirin?

[FM] Ichirin

Of course not. It's an honor to have the opportunity to fight for you.

Shizuha

I'm still a battle rookie, but if you don't mind that, then I'd love to battle you.

Byakuren

Thank you. I'll just quickly introduce my Fabricated Maidens.

[FM] Minamitsu

Did you call, Master?! Oh? Look who's here! It's Ichirin!

[FM] Kyouko

Now the Myouren Temple Team is finally complete! This is quite reassuring!

[FM] Nazrin

I told you, didn't I? I told you today would be the day we complete the team.

[FM] Shou

That wasn't related to dowsing though...

[FM] Narumi

I don't think I'm a part of the Myouren Temple Team... But it's kind of lonely otherwise, so I'll just pretend that I am.

[FM] Kogasa

Yeah! It's not like I belong to the Myouren Temple Team, either. But I'm really glad I get to fight for such a kind Master!

Shizuha

They're all linked to Myouren Temple... So that's what you meant by complete.

Byakuren

All of them, including myself, are training to improve. I look forward to learning from you.

Seija

Hmph! Bring it on! I'll make you regret the moment you challenged me!

Shizuha

Wait a minute, Seija! I'm the one who accepted the challenge!

Seija

Nope! I'll fight! With what just happened earlier, I now have a personal grudge against her!

Seija

And anyway, you've never battled before. Don't you think dealing with this lineup on your very first battle will be tough?

Shizuha

I want to give it a try because I haven't done it before!

Seija

But you don't have any maidens of your own...

Shizuha

Ah...

Sagume

[That wouldn't be a problem if you just borrowed some from Seija.]

Seija

Huh?! Why do I have to lend herー?

Sagume

[She's just doing what you did.]

Sagume

[You realized it was fun only after you experienced it firsthand.]

Sagume

[She's only trying to walk down the same path.]

Sagume

[You, of all people, should know what that feels like.]

Seija

...

Seija

*sigh* Fine. I'll lend you some of my spares.

Shizuha

Thank you, Seija! I'll do my best!

Seija

Hmph! If you're gonna do this, then you better "lose"!

Byakuren

Now that that's settled, let's begin, shall we?

[FM] Minamitsu

I'm ready when you are! For the sake of our Master, we need to prove that Myouren Temple is the strongest!

Sagume

[Wait. That's against the rules.]

Byakuren

Huh?!

[FM] Kyouko

Ah, yes! Only up to six maidens can be used during one battle...

Shou

Me, Murasa, Kyouko, Nazrin, Narumi, and Kogasa. That's seven if we include our new member, Ichirin...

[FM] Nazrin

That means... one of us will have to sit this one out.

[FM] Narumi

Ichirin has to participate since it's her first battle. So it has to be someone else...

Seija

In that case, keep Kogasa out of it. The Master I battled earlier used her, so I've had enough of her now.

[FM] Kogasa

Whaaaaaaaaat?! What's with that reason...?!

Byakuren

Sorry, Kogasa. It's a request made by the ones who accepted our invitation to battle...

[FM] Kogasa

*sob* Fine...

Byakuren

I promise I'll use you in the next battle for sure. Now go back inside your Morby... There!

Shizuha

OUCH!

Byakuren

Ah! I-I'm sorry...! My hand slipped...!

Shizuha

Oh no! A Morby touched me! Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I do?! Will I be sealed inside it?!

Seija

Don't worry. Only Fabricated Maidens can be sealed in Morbies. Producing items that can seal anyone isn't so easy.

Shizuha

T-That's a relief...

Byakuren

I'll get it right this time―

Byakuren

―Namusan!

Shizuha

...

Byakuren

...

Seija

Where did you throw it...?

Sagume

[If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it's in the bushes.]

Byakuren

...

Sagume

[I'll look for the Morby. You can all go ahead with the battle.]

Byakuren

Sorry for the trouble...

Shizuha

This is my first battle, so it's meant to be a momentous occasion... I can't believe everyone is so complacent...

Shizuha

I won...! I won my first battle!

Byakuren

Good job. It looks like I still need a lot more training.

Shizuha

Fabricated Maiden Battles are really fun! I now understand why Seija is so addicted...!

Seija

Heh heh heh... Well, that's "unfortunate."

Sagume

[I found the Morby you threw.]

Byakuren

Thank you. I'm sorry you had to go through all that trouble.

Byakuren

Now, get back inside your Morbies, everyone. We'll continue with your training once we're back at the temple.

Shizuha

Ouch!

Seija

OW!

Sagume

[Just as I predicted. Evasion successful.]

Seija

You're not supposed to throw the Morbies! They're delicate tools! You need to handle them with more care!

Byakuren

Sorry...

Shizuha

We don't have to fight personally. We just need to give instructions to the Fabricated Maidens, who will fight instead.

Shizuha

This is much deeper than I expected it to be. I want to gain more experience and figure out all the different tactics.

Daiyousei

Then how about you fight me next?

Daiyousei

I was secretly watching that battle just now. It got me all fired up!

Shizuha

Oh, so you're a Master too, huh? If it's a battle you want, then I'll happily be your opponent!

Daiyousei

I hid the coins I saved up from Cirno, so she wouldn't spend them on sweets! That's how I collected these maidens...!

Daiyousei

No one can beat me in devotion!

Shizuha

I'm glad to see that you're raring to go...! I might be a rookie, but that doesn't mean I'll give up easily!

Daiyousei

Oh, no... I lost. But I had a lot of fun. Thank you!

Shizuha

Thank you for the battle! How about a couple more rounds?

Seija

Hey! That's not fair! I want to fight too! Switch with me!

Shizuha

Aw, come on! I just started getting into the groove...! Let me play for a little while longer!

Seija

Nuuuuuh-uh! I wanna battle toooooooo! Switch with meeeeee!

Shizuha

Aaaaaaah! Stop tugging at my clothes!

Seija

*wheeze* *wheeze* T-That was a lot more fun than I thought it'd be...!

Shizuha

*huff* *huff* I wonder if I went overboard...

Sagume

[That's a total of 17 battles between the two of you. I suggest you take a rest.]

Seija

Yeah, it'd be boring if we get a reputation for being too strong. No one would battle us anymore! Let's take a little break!

Shizuha

I don't have the energy to act tough... I'm going to go rest for a while in the corner―Huh?

Seija

Hm? What's wrong?

Shizuha

Look. There's a crowd gathering over there. I wonder what they're doing...?

Kutaka

I don't think it makes sense to create a team of maidens blindly. You need to have a proper goal in mind!

Sakuya

I agree. Assembling the right team is the key to winning, but that doesn't mean you should ignore your preferences.

Mamizou

Ohoho. Really...? Then why don't you show us how it's done?

Minoriko

Exchanging such info is another way Masters can interact with each other. I'd like in on it too.

Shizuha

Yeah. So Minoriko... what are you doing at a place like this?

Minoriko

Sh-Shizuha?!

Shizuha

You seem to be quite familiar with all this. I didn't know you were into Fabricated Maidens.

Minoriko

I thought you were really busy lately, but then I heard that you've recently started going out to play.

Minoriko

I had free time, so I came down the mountain for some entertainment. I see this is the new craze, huh?

Shizuha

So basically, you tried it and got addicted. And now here you are hanging out with other Masters?

Minoriko

Pretty much!

Sagume

[How about we join them?]

Seija

That's a good idea. We were just thinking about taking a break anyway.

Mamizou

Yeah! Come and join us!

Kutaka

Well then, let me show off my team first. I'm really proud of it!

[FM] Lunasa

Playing a melody in the beautiful spring sky! I'm the baton twirler, Lunasa!

[FM] Merlin

Bringing delightful music with a bright smile to everyone! I'm Merlin! And I play brass instruments!

[FM] Lyrica

Making music with everyone! I'm Lyrica! I take care of all the woodwind instruments!

[FM] Raiko

Yay! I create soulful beats that resonate with the heart! I'm Raiko! The best percussion instrument player!

[FM] Benben

A rhythm that'll shake up your emotions... can you feel it? I'm Benben, on the bass guitar!

[FM] Yatsuhashi

There's no life without music! I'm Yatsuhashi Tsukumo! The guitarist who'll change the world!

Niwatari Band

We're the Niwatari Band!

Mamizou

Oh, I see. You collected maidens who are all into music.

Kutaka

I've aimed for a way to increase stats by gathering maidens with a close affinity. This team is stronger than it looks.

Seija

Hmmm... Yeah, teams like that could also work...!

[FM] Lunasa

I told you already! You need to play that part in a more somber manner!

[FM] Merlin

What are you saying?! This part should be more cheerful!

[FM] Lyrica

How about we alternate between somber and lively?

[FM] Raiko

Can we... really pull off such a tricky performance?

[FM] Benben

It's difficult. But I'm sure if we give it our all, it'll be fine!

[FM] Yatsuhashi

Uh oh! Benben is scary when she gets like this! She'll train continuously for days on end, even if I try to stop her!

Shizuha

They seem more at odds with each other than harmonious... Maybe it's a probability thing...?

Sakuya

What a lovely team. As thanks, I'll show you mine.

[FM] Remilia

Oh, the sun is still up? You're so naughty to awaken the mistress of twilight in broad daylight.

[FM] Remilia

Rawr! If you don't give me sweets, I'll play a prank on you!

[FM] Remilia

Is it time for the star of the show to take the stage? All the other Remilias can play supporting roles.

[FM] Remilia

I'm dressed as a maid, so I'll fulfill my duties as one. Come on. Give me your instructions.

[FM] Remilia

You can count on me whenever you're hurt! It's common knowledge that healers decide the outcome of every battle.

Kutaka

They're all Miss Remilia!

Sakuya

That's right. They're all my favorite mistresses... Ahem, I mean, do you have a problem with my favorite team?

Mamizou

This is quite an extreme collection. Are you getting your mistress to call you Master?

Sakuya

Heh...

[FM] Remilia

Sakuya, I'm parched. Bring me some tea.

Remilia

Sakuyaaaaaaaa! Where are the sweets?! Get them quickly!

Remilia

Tea and sweets are nice and all, but I'm bored. Can you arrange for some interesting entertainment?

Remilia

*sigh* All the other Remilias are such a troublesome bunch. Sakuya, I can help you if that's what you really want.

Remilia

Sakuya will be fine. Even if she collapses from being overworked, I will personally tend to her!

Sakuya

Wow! So many mistresses...!

Seija

The maidens are using their Master... Is this really OK?

Minoriko

Ahahaha, Sakuya is having fun, so what does it matter?

It's important to focus on capability and compatibility.

I understand having a bias for your favorite maidens!

Mamizou

By the way... You there. Can I have a word with you?

Sagume

[What is it?]

Mamizou

Well, this is just my observation... but you seem to be quite interested in Fabricated Maidens...

Sagume

[You're misunderstanding. I'm just here to keep an eye on the amanojaku.]

Mamizou

Hm, are you sure? Aren't you the one who made the suggestion to join us?

Sagume

[I just thought it'd be easier to observe her this way than aimlessly wandering around.]

Mamizou

Oh, is that right?! Well, let's just leave it at that then.

Mamizou

And now I have a request. Will you battle me?

Sagume

[I...]

Shizuha

Come on! It's not every day that you get to do this. You should have a battle!

Seija

Yeah. Isn't it boring to just stand on the sidelines and watch all the time?

Sagume

[Well, since you insist...]

Mamizou

Then it's decided! Now, let me present my team!

[FM] Kisume

Eep?! Uaaaaaaaaaah! You scared me! D-Don't tell me we're going to have a battle now.

[FM] Koakuma

I'm so nervous... I just can't ever get used to this. But since I've decided to battle, I'll do my best!

[FM] Mokou

Whoa! Our opponent looks really strong. Let's be bold and fight them head-on!

[FM] Futo

Hmmm. I'd love to square off against thee, but mine feng shui divination sayeth this is a poor day for it...

[FM] Satori

This is such a lively place. I can feel the passion coming from all the Masters gathered here.

[FM] Sekibanki

You guys sure are unlucky to have us as your opponents!

[FM] Kisume

U-Um... I'll stay in the back and hope that my turn never comes...!

[FM] Koakuma

Huh? Do I see a bunch of Lady Remilias over there...?

[FM] Futo

Eep! This looks like the omen of a natural disaster! I refuse to fight!

[FM] Mokou

Hey! You can't do that! Stop trying to run away before it even begins!

[FM] Sekibanki

Play nice and fight with us! Besides, our opponent doesn't seem to be that group of vampires over there.

[FM] Futo

What...?!

[FM] Satori

Hehehe... and now we're a proper team of six.

Mamizou

These are my wonderful Fabricated Maidens. What do you think? Do you have a strategy in mind?

Mamizou

The most important job of a Master is to look at the opponent's team and think of how to attack their weak spots.

Sagume

[There doesn't seem to be any common link between them. So does she have another specific goal in mind for this team?]

Seija

I don't know... This is beyond my comprehension...

Mamizou

This kind of psychological warfare is the beauty of Fabricated Maiden Battles. OK, no time waste! Let the battle begin!

Mamizou

Well, this is a surprise... Instead of gathering information, you focused on increasing the strength of your own forces...

Mamizou

I'm amazed this was your first battle... You've got talent.

Sagume

[I didn't do anything. It was all thanks to the Fabricated Maidens.]

Mamizou

You're the one who brought out the best in them. The way you assessed the battle and gave out instructions was perfect.

Sagume

[...Thank you.]

Seija

Hehe... What's that "dull" face you're making?

Sagume

[Stop looking at me...]

Sagume

[But I'll admit it was fun.]

Sagume

[There are so many levels to this. It is not just mere entertainment.]

Shizuha

So does that mean...?

Sagume

[I also... want to partake in many more battles.]

Hina

Hey, you fought that battle really well. If you don't mind, can I also have a battle with you?

Hina

When I see a strong opponent, I get the urge to fight them. Such is the nature of a Master!

Sagume

[I accept your request for a battle.]

Sagume

[I needed someone to practice with anyway.]

Hina

Heehee. Then let's do this. I'll make sure I give it my best to live up to your expectations!

Hina

You're really amazing. I can't believe you're a rookie...

Sagume

[I feel like I can become even stronger with this experience. Thank you for this opportunity.]

Hina

I'm glad to hear you say that. You better not lose to any other Master until I return to avenge myself, OK?

Sagume

[Very well. Let's have a rematch someday.]

Shizuha

I battled quite a lot earlier, but watching such an intense fight play out in front of me makes me want to get into it again.

Seija

See! Battles are the best! Battles resolve everything! Now let's go find some opponents for ourselves!

Shizuha

Oh, no... I've fallen to the same level as Seija...

Seija

Yesssssssss! I win again! There's no one left who can stop my victory spree!

Minoriko

Yeah... you're all too strong...

Sakuya

How dare you do that to my Lady Remilias...!

Mamizou

This is my sixth consecutive loss... I can't believe it...

Kutaka

I was sure that Miss Sagume was the only strong one. Maybe you'd even be able to go up against the legendary Big Four.

Seija

The legendary Big Four...? I didn't know there was such a thing...

Mamizou

What? You don't know them? They're a famous group of four Masters around here.

Sakuya

They're known as the strongest in Gensokyo. Although... I've also heard that's just what they call themselves.

Minoriko

But I do think they deserve that title. I saw them battle once. They completely overpowered their opponents...

Shizuha

*gulp*

Seija

Hmph, they sound so full of themselves! If I find them, I'll beat them all and take their title of the Big Four!

Sagume

[Overwhelmingly strong opponents... That does sound interesting.]

Mamizou

Then you should go and meet them in person. They should be close by.

Shizuha

Huh...?

Mamizou

Almost all the Masters in Gensokyo, including the Big Four, gather here. They should be in the battle space right now.

Shizuha

Uh... um... I'm not mentally prepared yet...

Seija

That saves me the trouble of looking for them! I'll knock them all down and declare myself the strongest Master ever!

Sagume

[Stop being rash. Don't let your guard down.]

Shizuha

No way... Are we really going to challenge them?

Seija

HEY! It's Big Four smashing time! Show yourselves already!

Shizuha

S-Stop it, Seija! There are other Masters here. You're being a nuisance!

Seija

Hmph! I'll take on anyone who has any complaints! It's not like we came here to play nice!

Sagume

[...]

Seija

B-But I guess the big shots should always stay composed. I wasn't acting quite like myself...!

Shizuha

You're pretty obedient in front of Miss Sagume... And it's not like you're simply afraid of her.

Seija

Well... how do I put this... let's just say I have my reasons.

Shizuha

Come to think of it, Miss Sagume said that Seija is quite similar to her.

Sagume

[I refuse to comment on the matter.]

Shizuha

What? Why not...?

Yukari

Yes, why not? I'm also interested in the kind of relationship you two share.

Seija

Whoa?! Since when were you standing there?!

Yukari

What do you mean, "since when"? Obviously, since the time you called me out.

Seija

When did I call for you?!

Reimu

Didn't you come here to take down the Big Four? She might not look like it, but she's still one of the Big Four.

Yukari

How rude! It would be nice if you could show some more respect to your fellow Big Four!

Shizuha

Th-They are the Big Four...?! Then who are the remaining two...?

Junko

That would be us. This challenge sounds interesting. I like how the opponent is so gutsy.

Okina

We've taken the trouble to come because you called us out. Don't tell me you were just all talk. That's unacceptable.

Reimu

There's no need to respond to provocation... There's nothing more disgraceful than that.

Yukari

So there you have it. We are the Big Four... gathered here together!

Sagume

[They seem to be worthy of that name.]

Shizuha

Th-Their aura... The aura of such powerful beings hurts my eyes...!

Reimu

You don't have to be so scared. I'm quite merciful compared to these barbarians.

Yukari

Good joke. Among the Big Four, I'm the most beautiful, kind, and lovely. Everyone can rely on me.

Junko

You sure talk a lot. Yukari, you lack the dignity required to be one of the Big Four.

Okina

And what about you? Reacting to every little thing like that makes you no different. Clearly, I'm the only worthy one...

The Big Four

HA HA HA...

D-Do we even stand a chance against them?!

Retreat! Let's retreat right now!

Seija

I "didn't expect" the Big Four to be so powerful...!

Sagume

[It's not a battle of bullets. It's a Fabricated Maiden Battle, so victory isn't impossible.]

Shizuha

Y-You're right! It doesn't matter how powerful the Masters are!

Yukari

Really? You still have the courage to go against us? Not bad! It looks like this is going to be more fun than I thought.

Seija

We're famous as a group of up-and-coming, skilled Masters! If you don't take us seriously, you'll end up getting burned!

Shizuha

W-We are...?

Sagume

[That's news to me.]

Yukari

Oh, how scary. But I wonder if you'll be able to keep bragging after seeing my Fabricated Maidens.

[FM] Ran

As my Master's shikigami! And as a Fabricated Maiden! I will defeat all who oppose us!

[FM] Chen

Hehehe! And I'll also do my best to be useful!

[FM] Suika

I've been bored lately with all these fights against weaklings. So I'm looking forward to having some fun this time!

[FM] Keine

Let's quickly finish this battle and schedule time for an evaluation meeting and training. We need to keep improving.

[FM] Yuyuko

I'm not really into battles, but if that's what Yukari wants, then I guess I have no choice.

[FM] Tenshi

Who are these weak-looking opponents...? Are they even worthy of fighting someone as great as myself?

Yukari

They're all rares with special costumes! You're so scared that you're speechless, aren't you?!

Junko

That... sounds like something a nouveau riche would say.

Okina

Indeed. It's not like the ones with different costumes get any special abilities.

Reimu

Even your lineup is boring. Ran and Chen? Really? Couldn't you have come up with a more unexpected team?

Yukari

Be quiet! I'd understand if my opponent said that, but why do I need to hear such things from my own allies?!

[FM] Ran

Master! I'm really glad that you picked me!

[FM] Chen

Me too! I'm so happy that I get to be with you and Lady Ran!

Yukari

How sweet...! Yes, that's right! There's nothing wrong with my lineup!

[FM] Yuyuko

But well... I agree that it's not very interesting...

[FM] Suika

Yeah, and other than those two, there's no connection between the rest of us.

[FM] Keine

It really does seem like you just took advantage of your wealth.

[FM] Tenshi

You know that people who have such power-centric teams are known as meta-chasers, right?

Yukari

Not you all too! Whose side are you on?! Well, whatever. Prepare for battle!

Seija

That was disappointing... I was expecting this to be more... intense and exciting!

Seija

YEAAAAAAAAH! We did it! We beat one of the Big Four! They lost!

Shizuha

Amazing! Good to see that you weren't just all talk!

Sagume

[This might be a miracle, but a win is a win.]

Seija

Are you guys also hard on your own allies?! No, come to think of it, you've been like that since the beginning.

Yukari

How did this happen...? How did I lose? Impossible. This is not possible!

Reimu

Even though you were up against the weakest Big Four member... I'm impressed you were actually able to win.

Junko

But... although she's the weakest one of the Big Four... her loss is still going to affect our reputation.

Okina

We'll show them the Big Four's true strength. For now, they can bask in the glory of defeating our weakest member.

Yukari

Who are you calling the weakest?! You better cut it out right now!

Junko

As your reward for taking down one of the Big Four, I will personally take you on next.

Junko

So do you want to play it like a knockout competition and send Seija again? Or will another Master take over?

Seija

Obviously, I'm going to handle this successive battle! I can take on all of you byー

Shizuha

Wait, Seija. I'll go next...!

Seija

Huh...? Weren't you shaking in your boots earlier? Are you really gonna be OK?

Shizuha

Well... I won't deny that. But after watching your battle, I feel like I can't just let myself give up without even trying.

Shizuha

And these opponents are not so weak that you can beat them while exhausted. Leave this to me and go rest for a while.

Seija

No... but...

Sagume

[She was so strong despite being the weakest. Your ego will only lead us to defeat.]

Seija

Gah... fine!

Yukari

Grrrrrr...! I heard that! You called me the weakest again...!

Seija

All right then, I'll leave this to you. You better not waste the momentum I created!

Shizuha

Don't worry...! You can count on me!

Junko

Have you decided who is going to fight this battle? You better not disappoint me.

Shizuha

I could say the same! So what excuse are you going to give me when you lose?!

Sagume

[Her shaky legs are proof that she uttered such a remark only after preparing herself for what's to come.]

Seija

That's obvious! You don't need to spell it out!

Shizuha

Urgh...

Junko

Hehe... HAHAHAHA! What resolve! What courage! You are most definitely a worthy opponent for the Big Four!

Junko

Come on out, my loyal servants!

[FM] Youmu

I'm a ninja swordswoman of justice! I'll slice all evil from behind my phantom half! I'm Maiden Green!

[FM] Yamame

Friend or foe! I'm the gorgeous phantom thief who'll steal everyone's heart! I'm Maiden Black!

[FM] Yuugi

Protecting the Underworld with anomalies, strength, disorder, and spirits! A Big Four of the Mountain! I'm Maiden Blue!

[FM] Keine

U-Unraveling history... with a wealth of knowledge. I'm Maiden Blue!

[FM] Reimu

Oh, no! I'm so busy! I need to hurry and prepare the rice... Ah, I'm Maiden Red.

[FM] Yoshika

Rawr! I'm gonna eat you up! I'm Maiden Zombie!

Maiden Mandalas

We six are Junko's team! The Maiden Mandalas!

This is bad... I don't know what to comment on first!

Whoa! The Maiden Mandalas!

Junko

Come on... Let's raise the curtains on this seething battle.

Yukari

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!

Junko

What is it, weakling?

Yukari

Stop calling me that! And why do you have two Blues?!

Junko

That's because they are both blue. There's nothing I can do about that.

Okina

Something seems a little off... Ah, no... never mind.

[FM] Yoshika

I knew they'd think it was weird. Maybe Maiden Jiang Shi would've been better...

[FM] Youmu

I-I think it's OK! Maiden Zombie is easier to say! Maiden Jiang Shi is a bit too long...!

[FM] Yuugi

You don't need to listen to others... It was Master's idea. So they're not finding faults with us, but with Master's taste.

[FM] Yamame

Maybe I should also get my name changed. Maiden Spider or Maiden Thief sounds cooler!

Okina

You're right. We shouldn't be finding faults with other people's teams. It's not like they're harming anyone.

Yukari

I guess that's true... But just let me say one more thing...

Yukari

Hey, Red! Why are you the only one who stands out so much?! Try to fit in more!

[FM] Reimu

It's not like I came up with this team, so I can't do anything about it. Go complain to our Master instead.

Reimu

What's wrong? She feels more reliable 'cause she resembles the original so much. In fact, it's good that she has charisma.

Yukari

This girl is so...!

Junko

I think I'm going to agree with Yukari on that. I'm not entirely convinced that selecting her was a good idea.

Reimu

Huh?

Junko

I've focused on individual abilities for my team, but I've also considered arranging them as per their battle costumes.

Junko

They say the kitchen is a battlefield. So I added her to the team, but maybe I should replace her with another maiden...

Reimu

What did you say?!

Seija

Ah, then please trade your maiden with mine. I want more maidens with special costumes.

Junko

A trade request before a battle... I don't know what to make of that...

Seija

Where's the harm in a little trade? Shizuha is the one who's gonna battle you. Well? I can make you a good offer.

Junko

Hm... well, all right. If I give you this Reimu... then you―

Reimu

You obviously can't do that!

Junko & Seija

...?!

Reimu

I heard from Sanae that red symbolizes the leader. Isn't that the cornerstone of a team?! How can you trade her...?!

[FM] Reimu

It's not like I'm the leader of the team...

[FM] Keine

Shh. I think it'd be best not to say anything right now. I don't want to get dragged into any of this.

Junko

Don't you think it's wrong to poke your nose into how others form their teams or trade? You should let us handle it―

Reimu

Whatever! Just start the battle already! And you better not treat the other me roughly! I won't forgive you!

Shizuha

U-Um... should we really start? I don't mind waiting for them to finish trading...

Junko

No, I don't think we should cause any further trouble. Sorry for keeping you waiting. Let's quickly start the battle.

Reimu

Shizuha! Make sure you beat that heartless person! You better win! OK?!

Reimu

Oh, but be nice to Red! And win despite that!

Junko

Stop being so loud... I'd like to concentrate on the battle...

Reimu

Well done! Good job defeating Junko!

Shizuha

But wasn't she your ally...?

Reimu

I don't have any friends or allies who think about trading me! You deserved that loss, Junko!

Junko

Grr... Say what you want...! I only lost because you were being too loud and I couldn't concentrate!

Reimu

But did you see? Maiden Red did her best. I wouldn't expect anything less from myself. It was a wonderful fight!

Junko

Don't ignore me!

Yukari

My, my, Junko. There's nothing more unsightly than a loser's excuse. Why don't you admit defeat gracefully like me?

Junko

You were shouting about how it was impossible that you lost!

Okina

That Yukari... Her mood suddenly improved the moment she stopped being the only loser.

Shizuha

Why...? Why do I feel so empty even though I won...?

Seija

Argh... I didn't expect Reimu herself to interfere... I missed my chance to trade for the apron Reimu...!

Shizuha

I won, so what are you complaining about?! Shouldn't you be congratulating me?!

Sagume

[I was watching carefully. You did very well.]

Shizuha

*sniff* Thank you...!

Seija

H-Hey! Stop acting like I'm the bad guy! It's just that I thought that there wasn't any reason to worry!

Shizuha

*stare*

Seija

OK, fine! I'm sorry! But I really did believe that you'd win!

Shizuha

Well, if you say so...

Shizuha

But doesn't this mean it's Miss Sagume's turn now? That seems to be the format of the challenge. Um, is that OK?

Sagume

[You can count on me. I'm a full-fledged Master now.]

Sagume

[I'll make sure that both your efforts were not in vain.]

Reimu

It looks like they're sending Sagume next. So who will be going up against her? Me or Okina...?

Okina

I'll go. I was getting tired of this merry-making, and this won't reach a fitting conclusion unless someone takes it seriously.

Okina

We can't let any further setbacks affect the name of the Big Four. Right, Yukari? Right, Junko?

Yukari

Yeah, yeah. Good luck with that.

Junko

I wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart.

Okina

Stop sulking just because you lost! So what if we lost twice?! If Reimu and I win, it will at least be a draw!

Reimu

I think you should control that big mouth of yours because if you lose now, you might die from embarrassment.

Okina

You don't need to worry about that. Defeat doesn't suit me! And it's impossible that I'll lose!

Sagume

[That's some impressive self-confidence. Or is it merely self conceit?]

Okina

How can I not be confident? There's a vast difference in experience between us. I've overcome so many close battles.

Sagume

[I'll teach you that getting too complacent will lead to your defeat.]

Okina

That's the spirit. I don't often get the chance to cross swords with a Lunarian, so I would hate for this to be boring.

Seija

What is that... clattering sound she's been making for a while now?

Shizuha

I wonder if it means something...? It just looks like she's playing around with the Morbies in her hand.

Okina

Well... it's time to unveil my Fabricated Maidens. Don't let your jaws drop in surprise, OK?

Yukari

Okina! Stop with that clattering already!

Reimu

Don't we always tell you this?! Stop rolling the Morbies about in your hand!

Junko

Clatter, clack, clatter, clack, clatter, clack! Just listening to that sound is driving me nuts...!

Okina

S-Sorry... I think I've developed a bad habit.

Shizuha

You may be fine with it, but you need to refrain from doing things that bother your opponent.

Seija

From now on, let's ban all clackity clattering. Manners and rules are a must for having a fun battle!

Okina

C-Clackity clattering...? Well... I guess if it bothers the opponent, then I have no other choice.

Sagume

[...]

Okina

Sorry for keeping you waiting over such nonsense. Let's start the battle for real this time.

Okina

By the way, what is your Fabricated Maiden Battle policy?

Sagume

[I'm still looking for one. Is it that important?]

Okina

Of course. Fabricated Maidens win battles for their Master by understanding their intentions! There's no other way to win!

Okina

My policy is very simple! I use my adorable Satono and Mai to attack, attack, and attack!

[FM] Satono

Master! I just came up with a new dance! I'll show it to you after I win this battle!

[FM] Mai

That's not fair, Satono! I've come up with a new dance too! I'll be the one who gets to show Master a victory dance!

Okina

Come now. There's no need to get upset. I'll keenly watch both of your dances.

Two Servants

Yaaaaaay! We love you, Master!

Okina

Hahaha! The two of you are so adorable!

Yukari, Junko & Reimu

Booooooo! Booooooooo!

Okina

Shut up, you onlookers!

Reimu

Are you kidding me?! Why on earth do you only have two maidens?! Is this battle a joke to you?!

Okina

I've personally trained these two. The essence of Fabricated Maiden Battles is quality, not quantity. Don't you get that?

Yukari

That's not the problem! You gave me an earful when I brought out Ran and Chen!

Okina

I didn't say anything about that! Reimu and Junko were the ones who complained!

Junko

And their costumes are also a problem. They don't look like they're ready for battle.

Okina

They're a thousand times better than an apron!

Reimu

So you have a problem with the other me?! If so, I won't just shut up about it!

[FM] Satono

It sounds like they're all being mean to Master because of us...

[FM] Mai

Sorry, Master. If only we were more reliable...

Okina

Nonsense! There's nothing wrong with the two of you!

Seija

The Big Four have constantly been arguing for a while now...

Shizuha

They are some of the most eccentric people in Gensokyo. Being on the same team won't make them magically agree...

Sagume

[Can we start already?]

It might be best to start the battle and attack quickly...

They aren't focused right now. This is our chance!

Sagume

[I agree. Then I'll attack, attack, and attack!]

Satono & Mai

*sob*

Okina

Oh, no...! My poor Satono and Mai...

Sagume

[You lost because you didn't pay enough attention to the battle.]

Okina

Argh... This is frustrating, but you're right. Satono and Mai are not at fault. It's all because of my stupidity.

Yukari

Too bad, Okina! But thanks for showing me something so splendid!

Junko

"We can't let any further setbacks affect the name of the Big Four," was it? Such wonderful words, but completely pointless.

Okina

Oof...

Reimu

Yeah, yeah. Save it. There's nothing more unsightly than losers trying to one-up each other.

The Three Losers

Urk...!

Reimu

I'm the only one left. Well, the Big Four is pretty much wholly supported by my power, so it's obvious this would happen.

Reimu

You can leave the rest to me. I'm your ally, after all, so I'll clean up your mess.

The Three Losers

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!

Seija

We're finally down to the last member of the Big Four... Heh heh... Things are getting so "scary" now!

Reimu

Well done. You've made it this far, so your strenuous efforts... deserve praise.

Reimu

But now that the strongest of the Big Four is your opponent, your winning streak will come to an end.

Seija

You'll be changing that attitude once the match is over! It's finally time for us to unveil our secret weapon!

Reimu

Well... I saw that coming. So that means my opponent is going to be―

Reimu

―PLAYER, right?!

It'll be my first battle... so please go easy on me...

I-I'm the secret weapon! Let's have a good match!

Shizuha

Seija... are you OK with PLAYER taking over? Didn't you say that you wanted to be the strongest Master?

Seija

Well, yeah. But since we've come this far, I want to win with you all. And anyway, if we all defeat the Big Four together...

Seija

...then we just need to decide who's the strongest among us. And it's "obvious" who'd win then.

Sagume

[There you go with your tricks again. However, I agree with this decision.]

Shizuha

Hehe... so that's your plan. But in that case, there's a lot of pressure on PLAYER.

Sagume

[Reimu is a formidable opponent. She has no weaknesses in the opening, midgame, or endgame.]

Sagume

[But PLAYER will not lose.]

Shizuha

You've been watching everyone battle from the sidelines this whole time. I'm sure you'll be fine!

Seija

No matter what the outcome, I'll take care of it! Don't worry too much. Just battle Reimu with all you've got!

Junko

Hehe... So there was an interesting twist waiting for us at the very end.

Okina

Just do your best, PLAYER. Even if you defeat Reimu, I won't mind at all.

Yukari

PLAYER always rises to the occasion. We're rooting for you too!

Reimu

There's their team that cares about their members, and then there's my team...!

Yukari, Junko & Okina

Loooooooose! Looooooooose!

Reimu

Good grief...! You'll regret this once I win!

It's rare to see you so into games like these, Reimu.

I thought you'd come up with a scheme to make money.

Reimu

Such extreme entertainment is a good way to blow off steam, which lessens the likelihood that anyone will cause trouble.

Reimu

And though this isn't the same as a battle of bullets, it's still a contest with rules. I'm not going to put a damper on things.

Shizuha

I'm glad to hear you say that. It makes all my hard work worthwhile. Don't you think so too, Seija?

Seija

Th-That "doesn't make me happy at all"! I made the Fabricated Maidens solely for my own entertainment!

Sagume

[Sure you did.]

Yukari, Junko & Okina

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Reimu

Gosh, they're so annoying...! I'm gonna quickly put an end to this and shut them up!

[FM] Aunn

Auuuun! It's finally our time to shine! I'm going to do my best to show Master my gratitude.

[FM] Clownpiece

Ahahaha! There's no way anyone could beat our strongest Master! They're so lunatic and pathetic!

[FM] Shinmyoumaru

So you are our opponents? OK, so if I win, you better become my Master's underling!

[FM] Rin

Tada! Be it Heaven, the Netherworld, or even the depths of the Underworld―I'll fly right there if that's my Master's orders!

[FM] Kasen

Rest assured. There is no shame in losing to my Master because she is the biggest of the Big Four.

[FM] Marisa

Master is the best... Master is the strongest... Master is awesome... Master is cool... Yay for Master...

Reimu

C'mon! Are you ready?

Junko

Those Fabricated Maidens... are incredibly loyal...

Okina

One of them, in particular, has developed a serious condition...

Yukari

Ew... Even I am extremely put off by this...

Reimu

Stop making up weird assumptions, OK?! She was like that before I knew it!

Yukari

But you obviously did something...

Reimu

I just schooled her... the hard way. Thanks to that, she's stronger than any of the others!

[FM] Marisa

Battle, battle, battle, baaaaaaaaaaaaaattle...

[FM] Aunn

Ah... she's going crazy again...! We need to let her release her powers!

[FM] Clownpiece

We aren't safe either once she loses it...! Let's start the chaotic battle!

Seija

W-We did it...! We defeated all of the Big Four!

Reimu

*sigh* I didn't think I'd really lose... It's frustrating, but I also feel kinda relieved.

Reimu

I'm glad that you were the one who beat me, PLAYER. I don't think I'd feel this way if I lost to someone else.

I had a lot of fun battling you, Reimu!

Thanks. You're welcome to a revenge match anytime!

Yukari

Bravo, PLAYER! I knew I was good at recognizing potential.

Okina

That was quite an accomplishment. So what do you say? How about you start training under me?

Junko

To think that Reimu would lose so badly. It's truly satisfying. It's been a long time since I felt such gratification.

Reimu

Grrrrrrr...! Don't you guys have even a single word of encouragement for your ally who just lost?!

Yukari, Junko & Okina

Nope.

Reimu

Are you kidding me?! I'm going to fight you all next!

[FM] Shinmyoumaru

Huh?! A back-to-back battle?!

[FM] Rin

Master... please calm down...!

[FM] Kasen

We just need to endure this for now... If we lose again, we'll have lost everything―

Reimu

Endure? Lose? Did I hear that right?

Fabricated Maidens

No, I mean we'll fight. And win!

Seija

Uh... they've started a battle royale among themselves now. This might be kinda late, but are they really the Big Four...?

Shizuha

They definitely were strong... but maybe that title really is just self-proclaimed.

Sagume

[So now don't we also have the right to call ourselves the Big Four?]

Seija & Shizuha

Um... I'd rather not...

Seija

OK, so we've defeated everyone from the Big Four, and we also took a break! Now... what do we do next?

Shizuha

How about we go over there? It looks like someone has set up a stall.

Seija

What's that...? It's so bright... It feels so out of place.

Sagume

[Why is there a stall in such a place? It's as though they don't want to be spotted.]

Seija

It's definitely suspicious... Well, let's go check it out. I'm kinda curious about what they're selling.

Joon

Welcome to the Lovely Maidens' Corner! We have plenty of eye-catching goods for you today as well!

Joon

Strong maidens, cute maidens, cool maidens... You name it―we have it! Come on up and take your pick!

Joon

Are you tired of never getting the maiden you want? Are you tired of always losing battles? Then you're at the right place!

Joon

Our shop is where you'll find your dream maiden! Come on up, and take a look!

Shizuha

Um... is this what I think it is...? Is this a shop selling Fabricated Maidens?

Joon

Welcome! This is your first time here, isn't it?

Joon

We procure Fabricated Maidens and display them here for sale. Unlike the Morby Machine, you can pick any maiden you want!

Seija

Wait a minute! What do you mean by "procure"?! Where did you get them from?!

Seija

Morby Machines are the only place you can get maidens! I know that for a fact because I run this whole operation!

Seija

Don't tell me there's some illegal route that I'm not aware of! Or are these fake?!

Joon

How rude... They're the real deal. I've duly paid for all them through a Morby Machine!

Seija

Oh! Then there's no problem! In fact, go buy more!

Shizuha

You sure are easy to convince... Well, it's true that it's not exactly easy to make copies of Fabricated Maidens.

Sagume

[It might not be illegal, but look at the prices. They're absurdly high.]

Shizuha

Huh...? HUH?!

The cheapest one is priced at five pulls on the machine.

The expensive ones exceed the price of a hundred pulls...

Seija

Whoa. You're taking unfair advantage of people... As the creator and also as a consumer, I want you to stop this.

Joon

I can't do anything about them being a little expensive. You need to understand that I had to spend a lot to get them too.

Joon

And the fact that they're selling proves there's a demand for them. Not just for the goods, but also for shops like this one.

Joon

Masters aren't the only ones who want Fabricated Maidens. There are quite a few collectors out there too, you know?

Joon

They usually want hard-to-get maidens with special costumes. You can get them here for sure, so they're regular customers.

Joon

There are those who enjoy the excitement of uncertainty, and then there are those who prefer efficiency and assurance.

Joon

I've opened this shop for such people! I don't care if you're the creator! I will not betray my regular customers!

Sagume

[That sounds rehearsed. But well, it makes sense.]

Shizuha

The risk of getting a double increases the more you use Morby Machines. And you might not ever get the one you want.

Seija

Hm... but something's not right. It feels like although you may not be lying, you're not being honest either...

Joon

You don't give up, do you...?

Shion

Joon, I'm back.

Shion

I'm kinda tired, so I'm gonna go take a nap. *yawn*

Joon

Shion?! Uh... ah, yes. You should do that! I'll give you a back rub later! I'll also prepare a delicious meal for you!

Shizuha

So they run this shop as sisters, huh? But... how are things going well when the poverty god, Shion, is involved?

Sagume

[I doubt it's going well. Either they're going to go bankrupt soon... or there's some other reason...]

Joon

S-Stop jinxing us! Now, scamper off if you're not gonna buy anything! You're getting in the way!

Shizuha

What's wrong with having a little chat? You don't seem to have any other customers right now.

Shizuha

So what kind of work was Shion doing? It doesn't look like you guys take turns looking after the shop.

Shion

It wasn't really work. I was just asked to stand next to the Morby Machine and cheer everyone on.

Joon

Aaah! Ah, yes! Th-That's... you know... market research! There's no deeper meaning to it...!

Seija

So shady... You're hiding something, aren't you? If you don't spit it out, then I'm gonna order you to close your shop!

Joon

Y-You can't do that! That's tyranny! We won't give in to threats...!

Shizuha

Oh, I get it. So that's your trick...

Sagume

[Did you figure out what they're up to?]

Shizuha

Yeah. Behind a seemingly sound business... they've been doing some outrageous things!

Shizuha

Yorigami sisters! I've figured out―

Shizuha

―your shady business!

Joon

S-Stop being silly...! What are you trying to get at?! We haven't done anything!

Shizuha

The biggest mystery was why you involved Shion in this business... Once I figured that out, everything was clear.

Shizuha

What Shion said gave me a hint. "I was just asked to stand next to the Morby Machine and cheer everyone on."

Shizuha

Shion invites misfortune... something that doesn't go well with business at all.

Shizuha

But the misfortune brought about by Shion standing next to the Morby machine... affected all the customers lining up.

Shizuha

The rest is obvious. What do you think will happen when someone affected by misfortune uses the Morby Machine?

Sagume

[That will obviously have a negative impact on their drop.]

Seija

Oh... so that's what I experienced back then...!

Shizuha

And what do you think will happen if that continues? With each drop, the contents of the Morby Machine will―

Joon

Hehe... hahahaha... I didn't think a great detective would show up at a place like this.

Shizuha

So you admit it...?

Joon

Yes... it's just as you said. I don't think I can make up an excuse that you'd believe.

Joon

This is something I came up with when I saw the Morby Machine. It wasn't all that complicated.

Joon

The Morbies in a machine are limited. So what if you could make sure that only the rare ones remain inside?

Joon

Shion's power was just what I needed. No one could get the maidens they were aiming for. All they got were doubles.

Joon

I don't think anyone noticed. If they complained about their bad luck, they'd just blame it on the machine.

Joon

Then I'd go buy the rest when the number of Morbies in the machine dwindled. And, of course, I'd keep hitting the jackpot.

Shion

Joon... I didn't know you were doing such a thing...

Joon

I'm sorry, Shion! I'm sorry I ended up tricking you...

Joon

I thought about confiding in you... But I just couldn't after seeing how happy you were about the shop doing well...

Seija

No! You should be apologizing to the customers first! And that includes me too!

Seija

You used a foul method to monopolize the rare Morbies, and then you sold them! Unforgivable! I'll punish you myself!

Shion

*sob* Sorry. Joon won't do it again, so please forgive her.

Joon

Shion?! Why did you get punished along with me? I'm the only one at fault...!

Shion

That's because I'm your older sister. I need to apologize with you when you do something wrong.

Joon

Oh... *sob* *sniff* Shion...! *bawl* I'll apologize too!

Sagume

[Seija. It looks like they've learned their lesson and are sorry about it.]

Shizuha

Let's hope that they'll play fair from now on. Why don't you forgive them?

Seija

Hmph... I'll make an exception this time...

Shizuha

But I must say, this isn't like you, Seija. If we left those sisters alone, there'd be many more victims.

Sagume

[You would've been able to see plenty of troubled and distressed faces.]

Seija

Ah! You're right...! I originally created Fabricated Maidens to prank people...!

Seija

I'm a disgrace as an amanojaku! But oddly, I don't feel bad about it...

Seija

C'mon, let's go! We need to look for strong opponents we haven't battled yet! We can't stop now!

Shizuha

Oh? OK... So where are we going?

Sagume

[I don't see a single soul around.]

Seija

...

Shizuha

Wouldn't it be better to go back to Kourindou if you want a battle? Walking around randomly won't do any good.

Seija

But didn't we defeat the strongest ones there? Though you're right that we don't know where any other Masters might be...

Yorihime

Oh, I thought I heard a bunch of people... Is that Sagume over there?

Toyohime

Oh my, you're right. It's so rare to see you here on Earth.

Sagume

[I could say the same about the two of you. What are you doing down here?]

Yorihime

We received a report from Ringo and Seiran about something bad going on in Gensokyo.

Seija

Urgh...

Toyohime

And when we decided to come down here to check, we learned about this exciting Fabricated Maiden craze.

Yorihime

At first, we thought we would need to put an end to it... but then we gave it a try on Lady Yagokoro's recommendation...

Toyohime

We got completely addicted... And ever since, we sometimes come down here to sneak in a game or two.

Seija

Phew...

Shizuha

But aren't those outfits a bit too flashy for trying to sneak around? Don't they make you stand out instead?

Yorihime

Th-That's because of the Fabricated Maiden craze... Lots of people are dressing up more than they usually do...

Sagume

[You both look beautiful in those lovely costumes. I like it.]

Toyohime

Hehe, thank you. By the way, Sagume, are you a Master too?

Sagume

[I just started playing, but I'm having fun.]

Yorihime

That's great to hear! Then why don't we have a battle?

Toyohime

We've been looking for strong opponents for a while now without any luck. We were at a loss for what to do next.

Sagume

[Oh, I see. I, of course, have no problem with a battle.]

Seija

Hold it right there! Stop deciding things while ignoring the creator of Fabricated Maidens!

Yorihime

You... are the creator? Is that true? I didn't know you had the ability to create something like these Fabricated Maidens.

Shizuha

There were others, including me, who helped her with it. I'm quite happy to see that everyone is enjoying them.

Sagume

[But because of the nature of the maidens, it was highly likely that they would be used for mischief.]

Sagume

[That's why I'm here to keep an eye on things and make sure that doesn't happen.]

(They're hiding the truth to cover for Seija. How kind.)

(Seija owes them big for this...)

Seija

...

Toyohime

Oh! So that's why you're here! You won't find entertainment like this on the moon.

Yorihime

This technology is astounding. You must have had help from skilled individuals. Coordinating them is also commendable.

Seija

I-It "is" that commendable! By the way, I'll have you know that we pride ourselves on being the strongest Masters!

Yorihime

I see... That makes me even more excited for our battle. Then let's get started right away.

Toyohime

Let's do that. We'd like to have a Multi Battle. Would that be all right with you?

Sagume

[A Multi Battle? You mean it'll be two against two?]

Toyohime

Yes. It is a unique method of battling that we always suggest to our opponents. That way, both of us get to play.

Yorihime

Each person can use up to three maidens. And since the rules allow a total of six maidens per side, it doesn't violate them.

Seija

So people are even starting to create their own original rules... But it sounds interesting!

Yorihime

All right, then it's decided.

Toyohime

Come on out! It's time to battle!

[FM] Seiran & Ringo

Seiran and Ringo at your service! We'll fight anyone and everyone if it's for the sake of our Masters―

[FM] Seiran & Ringo

―Huuuuuuuuuuuuuh?! Is that L-Lady S-S-S-Sagume?!

[FM] Reisen

*sniff* That's the scent of a strong opponent. Master, please give us your orders so we can win!

[FM] Reisen

Zzz... *snore* Mmmh... I can't eat any mooore...

[FM] Tewi

I'm here to do my best for my respected Masters again today! So, don't forget to reward me with lots of money and snacks!

[FM] Rumia

We'll get snacks if we win? Weeeeell, then you better play nice and lose!

Seija

Whoa... there are so many bunny ears!

[FM] Rumia

Bunny ears...?! Huh?! Come to think of it, aren't I the only one without them? Am I an outcast?!

[FM] Reisen

Of course not. You're a treasured member of our team.

[FM] Tewi

In fact, there's value in being unique! Want to switch places?

[FM] Reisen

Huh?! Where am I?! Where did my mountain of sweets go?!

Yorihime

They look adorable but don't let your guard down. I've trained them personally, so they're undoubtedly skilled.

Sagume

[I'd like to take them on.]

Seija

You don't wanna lose against your fellow Lunarians, huh? All right then, time for an impromptu "amanojaku" team!

Yorihime

You're so strong... As expected from the creator and propagators of Fabricated Maidens.

Toyohime

I think we became too full of ourselves after winning a few battles. It was an honor fighting you.

Yorihime

We'll look for other opponents and train some more. But it doesn't look like we'll find someone that easily.

Sagume

[If you're looking for strong opponents, then you should go to Kourindou.]

Shizuha

That's where Masters gather. You'll even find the Big Four there. They're known for being strong.

Toyohime

Oh, thanks for such useful information. Then we'll also tell you something in return as thanks.

Yorihime

This is the second time we've lost. We've played a total of 46 battles with 44 wins and two losses.

Seija

What's with those numbers?! You're completely obsessed! I didn't expect you to have won so many times!

Sagume

[And you lost to someone other than us despite having so much experience?]

Toyohime

Yes. We were completely focused when we challenged "her." We fought the best we could... and yet we lost so easily.

Shizuha

I didn't know there was such a person roaming around hidden from everyone. So who is this Master?

Yorihime

Everyone in Gensokyo has probably heard her name. She's the goddess of Hell on the Moon, Earth, and the Otherworlds...

Toyohime

Her name is Hecatia Lapislazuli. She's the one who defeated us.

Seija

Heehee... This is on a whole other level now. But that doesn't matter! I'm gonna win no matter who my opponent might be!

Yorihime

If you also seek to be the strongest, then you will inevitably bump into her.

Toyohime

But be very careful. Her strength is quite unique. I pray... that you can beat her...

Seija

Hecatia! Show yourself! The great Seija will be your opponent!

Miko

Hey, you, amanojaku. What are you creating a commotion here for? I can help you if you're in trouble.

Seija

Oh! Really?! Then can you tell me where Hecatia is?!

Miko

Hecatia... I know where she might be...

Sagume

[Please tell us. We want to challenge her to a battle.]

Miko

Oh, I see... Masters, by nature, want to fight someone strong. That's why you're looking for her...

Shizuha

Does that mean you're looking for her too?

Miko

I just lost to her horribly. I do want to get my revenge―

Miko

But first, I need to see whether you're qualified to challenge her. Convince me that you really are as strong as you say!

Miko

You annihilated me... It's frustrating, but you're much stronger than I am.

Seija

I didn't think there was that much of a difference between us... Well? Did we convince you then?

Miko

She headed to the Misty Lake after we parted ways. You might catch up to her if you leave now.

Sagume

[Thank you. We'll avenge you.]

Miko

Heh... that'd be great. But don't let thoughts about avenging me distract you. She's really strong.

Seija

Great! Hearing that makes me even more excited! I'll hang her upside down and drop her to the bottom of the lake!

Shizuha

Please don't do that. Just have a normal battle, OK? Please!

Seija

Tsk... We couldn't catch up to her. It'd be nice if she was still strolling around here.

Shizuha

It's kind of eerie how quiet it is here. Maybe she has already left.

Huh? Wait... What's that lone silhouette over there?

That has to be her.

Hecatia

*sigh* I'm so bored. Why isn't anything interesting happening? I'd even welcome a natural disaster at this point...

Hecatia

I feel so dead inside. I want something to happen that'll make me feel alive again...

Seija

Foooooound ya! C'mon! Let's have a battle!

Hecatia

Ack! Wh-What's this all of a sudden?! You scared me!

Seija

Is your team ready? Do you wanna pray for victory? Are you ready to feign composure and make excuses for your defeat?

Hecatia

Huh? I'm sorry, but I'm like in a bit of a bad mood right now. I might just end up thoughtlessly bullying you.

Shizuha

*sob* Nooo! Sorry! We're sorry! She's gone crazy after getting addicted to Fabricated Maidens!

Seija

Grrrrrr! L-Let go of me...!

Hecatia

*sigh* What's going on...? Will someone please explain already?

Sagume

[I apologize for the sudden and impolite behavior.]

Sagume

[We're currently searching for strong opponents to challenge to Fabricated Maidens Battles.]

Shizuha

We heard about you from some Masters you defeated. They told us all about how strong you are.

Hecatia

Hmm... So that's why that amanojaku pounced on me the moment she saw me.

Hecatia

But I'm sorry. You came all this way to see me, but I have no intentions of fighting you.

Seija

What did you say?! State your reason! I'm not gonna back out without a proper explanation!

Hecatia

This is the reason.

Hecatia

Hey, hey! That me summoned the other me! So now I'm here!

Seija

There's another Hecatia?! No... is this one a Fabricated Maiden?

Sagume

[No... This is her other body.]

Hecatia

Bingo! You got that right! I'm the real Hecatia Lapislazuli.

Shizuha

Why did you summon your other body...? Is it related to why you don't want to battle?

Hecatia

I used to enjoy Fabricated Maidens when they first came out. It was fun battling everyone and talking about strategies...

Hecatia

But then I realized something... Normal battles of bullets are much more fun and thrilling.

Hecatia

Fabricated Maidens are less powerful than the originals, right? In my case, I'm stronger when I use a fraction of my power...

Sagume

[So basically, you weren't satisfied anymore.]

Hecatia

Just thinking about how I could be doing something more, something better... It ended up being too much for me.

Hecatia

I started feeling annoyed even during battles... I stopped caring about winning...

Hecatia

That's when it happened. That's when I met the Watatsuki sisters and had a battle with them.

Hecatia

And then... I tried to use them...

Hecatia

I know it wasn't right, but I started the battle using this body instead of my maidens.

Hecatia

They're strong, so I thought they'd quickly realize something was off and get mad at me. Then it'd turn into a real battle.

Hecatia

That's what I had in mind, but...

Sagume

[You were wrong, and they continued the battle with their maidens...]

Hecatia

Yes... And there's no way a Fabricated Maiden, who's inferior to the original, could beat me.

Hecatia

They must've told you the outcome, right? Sure enough, I won by a landslide. It wasn't thrilling or anything.

Hecatia

On my way back, I still couldn't give up on my idea, so I tried battling several other Masters the same way...

Hecatia

But the result was always the same. It would always end with my other body defeating their maidens in no time.

Hecatia

I felt so disappointed and tormented by all the pent-up frustration. And now here I am.

Shizuha

So that's what happened...

Sagume

[They probably did realize that you were fighting with your other body.]

Shizuha

Huh?

Sagume

[But there's no way they could point it out.]

Sagume

[Because if it went as per Hecatia's plan, it would mean...]

A battle of bullets with Miss Hecatia... That's too risky!

That could mean the end of Gensokyo...

Hecatia

I finally realized that after arriving at this lake. So ultimately, I have to suffer my pent-up feelings all alone.

Seija

The Watatsuki sisters actually said something weird. They said you were unique and that they wanted us to beat you...

Seija

They must've known about your other body. That would explain what they meant.

Sagume

[They must have felt that we'd be able to do something about it.]

Sagume

[And so they entrusted it to us.]

Hecatia

Why are you guys whispering among yourselves? Now that you know everything, can you like leave me alone?

Hecatia

Or can you guys make me feel better? You can't, right?

Shizuha

I-I think it'd be best for us to leave for now... She'll just get more annoyed the longer we stay here...

Seija

...can.

Shizuha

Huh...?

Hecatia

Hm? What did you just say?

Seija

We can! We'll do it! We'll satisfy you!

Sagume

[That's too reckless. We need to think of a strategy first.]

Hecatia

Huh...? I see... So you guys can satisfy me... Hehehe, it'd be great if you really could.

Seija

But! I've got one condition!

Hecatia

And what's that...?

Seija

We don't mind if you use your other body for the battle, but we'll only use Fabricated Maidens!

Shizuha

Wh-What are you saying, Seija?! We're having this whole conversation because that's not possible to begin with―

Seija

Yeah, we'll be at a disadvantage, and it's reckless. But I'm an amanojaku! Rebelling against common sense is what I do!

Seija

You've lost your passion! So I'll give you a lesson on the fun and endless possibilities Fabricated Maidens have to offer!

Sagume

[...]

Shizuha

Seija...

Hecatia

Hmmm... how interesting... If you're that insistent, then I'll accept your condition.

Hecatia

I suppose this will be better than staring at the sky. I'm not really expecting much, but I'll play with you for a little while.

Seija

Don't underestimate us. I'll have you know that we even defeated the Big Four. We're invincible.

Sagume

[Well said. I'll reward you for your resolve by joining in.]

Shizuha

...S-Sounds good! I'll join too! But you better take all the responsibility for whatever happens next!

Seija

Your whining won't change anything now! Let's GOOOOOOO!

Hecatia

I'm surprised that you were actually able to stand your ground with those inferior Fabicated Maidens...

Hecatia

I guess I need to rethink this... I gave up on the maidens and looked down on them.

Hecatia

You devised combinations and tactics that were on par with an original. In fact, you managed to draw out even more power.

Seija

Hehehe! Now do you see the beauty of Fabricated Maidens?! You'll lose out if you give up on something so "boring"!

Hecatia

Yeah, you're right. Thanks to you, I feel much better now.

Hecatia

I think I'll try them out once more. I'm gonna aim to be an awesome Master like you guys!

Hecatia

Um... I know we just got done with that battle... but will you fight me once more?

Hecatia

It'll be a genuine Fabricated Maiden Battle this time. I feel like having a fair and square battle with you guys.

Seija

Hehehe, I don't know about that... I'm "tired," it's "troublesome," and it's "boring"...

Shizuha

Oh, that's too bad. Then I'll be your opponent.

Seija

Huh?!

Shizuha

The battle earlier was against her other body, so I had to help out. But this time, it'll be a proper Fabricated Maiden Battle!

Shizuha

One-on-one battles are the best!

Hecatia

Hmm... I totally knew this would happen, but losing is still frustrating.

Hecatia

*sigh* If only I hadn't wasted my time sulking... That might've been a more exciting battle...

Shizuha

It's not too late. As long as you have the will, I'm sure you can become much stronger!

Hecatia

Hehe, I'm glad to hear those kind words...! I'll become so strong that I'll totally surprise you all.

Seija

But before that, you're gonna lose in a battle with me!

Hecatia

Huh...?

Sagume

[I also want to battle you. I don't mind going after Seija.]

Hecatia

Huuuuuuh...?!

Shizuha

Aaahhh... I feel alive again. Nothing beats a cup of tea after a battle.

Sagume

[I can feel the taste of the sweets soothing my tired mind and body...]

Seija

They don't taste all that great. But well, since they're free, I'll gratefully eat some.

Reimu

That's quite cheeky, even for you, Seija...

Reimu

You guys asked to be rewarded for winning the battle, so I went out of the way to treat you all. And this is how you act...

Reimu

Get out once you're done having your tea and snacks. I'll go back to Kourindou and fight some battles or something.

Seija

Do your best so you can ask for a treat from us next. You're always welcome to challenge us.

Shizuha

Geez... you're always contrary, aren't you...?

Shizuha

But I guess that's exactly why the Fabricated Maidens that were originally created for pranks turned out so well.

Seija

It's a little different from what I originally planned... So I'd "be lying" if I said I had absolutely no complaints...

Sagume

[But there have been some new worrisome developments.]

Sagume

[Especially things related to the manners and morals of Masters.]

Shizuha

People tampered with the Morby Machine using their powers, and others pretended to be Fabricated Maidens...

Shizuha

So a lot more unimaginable things might occur... I think we need to come up with countermeasures before that happens.

Seija

This is such a pain... But it'll be more of a pain if the Fabricated Maidens get a bad reputation...

Seija

OK, I guess we should ask what they think before everyone starts complaining.

Sagume

[Who do you mean by "they"?]

Seija

The ones who helped create the Fabricated Maidens, of course. They're the ones who did most of the work.

Seija

Now's the perfect time since we're taking a break anyway. I'll go meet them and be back in a jiffy.

You're going to go alone?

Who helped you create them anyway?

Seija

Do you want to meet them too, PLAYER? Then you should come with me... Nope, never mind.

Seija

Hee hee hee! That sad face is priceless! Ah... This is what I live for!

Sagume

[And here I thought she had quietened down... But she's clearly still an amanojaku.]

Shizuha

We can't do anything about that. Such is the nature of amanojaku after all...

Shizuha

Ah, yes. By the way, can I go take care of something before Seija returns?

Sagume

[Sure. Do you have some work you need to take care of?]

Shizuha

Um... I just feel like trying my luck at the Morby Machine.

Shizuha

The Yorigami sisters were manipulating the one Seija used. So I was just curious about how they usually work.

Sagume

[All right. I wish you luck.]

Shizuha

Thank you! I'm going to pull some rare ones and show them off to Seija!

Sagume

[Be careful not to overdo it. Make sure you plan your expenditure.]

Shizuha

I'm not that foolish! I won't do anything stupid like burning through all the savings that need to last until next autumn!

Shizuha

I-I probably won't...

Sagume

[I'm a little worried. Maybe we should have gone with her.]

I think it'll be fine. Shizuha is mature enough.

We can go check if she takes too long to get back.

Sagume

[You're right. And I must say that I approve of how you are both trusting and kind.]

Sagume

[While they're gone, I want you to accompany me.]

Sagume

[I've given some thought to the kind of team composition that might suit me best. I'd like to try it out.]

This is our chance to get ahead! Let's surprise them!

I want to improve my team too, so I'd love to help!

Sagume

[Thank you, PLAYER.]

Sagume

[Let's start by sorting and going over everything we have.]

Sagume

[There are so many options when forming a team.]

Seija left behind a mountain of Morbies...

Where was she hiding them all...?

Sagume

[We need to check what's inside them before we start thinking about teams.]

[FM] Eika

I am the undisputed champion of stacking stones... Wait, what's that mountain of Morbies?! Is this a challenge for me?!

[FM] Mystia

Lalalaaaa! Huh? I was just practicing singing... Is it suddenly battle time?

[FM] Sakuya

Hmmm... Battles are fun and all, but I really feel like playing a prank. Maybe it's because of this costume.

[FM] Kasen

*blows whistle* You there! Maid! Pranks will not be tolerated! You must battle while keeping with laws and morals!

[FM] Cirno

HA HA HA HA! Congrats on pulling me! You pulled the toughest, the most invincible, and the STRONGEST!

[FM] Akyuu

Spin, spin, spin, and meow! Huh? Are we done with this?

Sagume

[This lineup makes no sense. We need to rethink this.]

[FM] Cirno

What's going on? Aren't we going to battle? I was gonna get us a big round of applause for my AWESOME bullets.

[FM] Mystia

Keep us out of this... Feel free to suffer an awesome defeat on your own if you want...

Sagume

[We still have more Morbies. Let's check those too.]

Sagume

[There are too many combinations possible with all of these. It's not easy to find the right one.]

Seija

That troubled look on your face is delightful! I can help you with your team if you're finding it difficult.

Sagume

[When did you return?]

Seija

Hm? Oh, I just got back. Anyway, hand me those empty Morbies. I've got an idea!

Sagume

[OK. These belong to the maidens we just released.]

Seija

Thanks! Now let's get them all back inside.

Sagume

[Why are you sealing them away again? It's easier to think with them all out in the open.]

Seija

Huh? But then they'd be difficult to carry.

Sagume

What?! Don't tell me you're...!

Seija

HEH HEH HEH! I tricked you! I'm gonna take all these Fabricated Maidens away!

Why would Seija do something like that?!

Don't tell me she's...

Sagume

[We were careless.]

Sagume

[She isn't the real Seija. She's a Fabricated Maiden.]

[FM] Seija

Nice! You were quick to pick up on that! But not quick enough! I'm really "unlucky" to be released under these circumstances.

Sagume

[Do you really think you can get away from us?]

[FM] Seija

I'm not that optimistic. That's why I'm gonna get help from all my friends... like this!

[FM] Sakuya

All this sealing and unsealing is quite hectic. But if that's my Master's orders, then there's nothing I can do about it.

[FM] Kasen

Even you guys can't lay a finger on my Master. I won't allow it. You will have to go through me first!

[FM] Eika

Hmph! I was just about to set a new record! Getting in the way of my stone stacking is unforgivable!

[FM] Marisa

What's this? I'm not sure what's going on here. But I just gotta fight, right?

[FM] Koishi

Hellooo! Thanks for summoning me! I'll play with you a lot as thanks!

[FM] Alice

This just looks like... No, it can't be. That's nonsense. Either way, there's only one thing to be done.

[FM] Marisa

You think too much. You need to learn to chill and enjoy the moment!

[FM] Alice

I envy you for always being so carefree... But... well, I guess it's OK to do that sometimes.

[FM] Seija

All right, everyone! It's your job to hold them back! And in the meanwhile, I'm gonna skedaddle outta here!

Sagume

Wai...! [Wait.]

[FM] Seija

Whoa. You almost said that out loud.

Sagume

[A blunder...!]

[FM] Seija

Ahahahaha! See ya!

Sagume

[PLAYER. Hurry and go after her.]

[FM] Koishi

You can't do that! You have to battle us first.

It's too dangerous to fight alone! I'll fight with you!

Let's focus on this right now. We'll deal with Seija later!

Sagume

[I guess we have no choice. Let's quickly get this over with.]

Sagume

[All the Fabricated Maidens that Seija released are back in their Morbies.]

Sagume

[We're lucky that she left all the empty Morbies behind.]

Sagume

[But we've completely lost sight of her.]

Shizuha

*sob* I'm sorry, Minoriko. I used up all of our reserves for autumn. Huh? What's wrong? What's with the gloomy faces?

Seija

Hey! I just saw myself flying away! What's going on?! Was she my Fabricated Maiden?!

Sagume

[Sorry to break it to you when you've just returned, but we have an emergency.]

Sagume

[It was completely my fault. I'll apologize a million times later if I have to.]

Sagume

[But for now, we need your help. We need to stop her.]

Seija

How dare she rebel right under my nose! Outrageous! I'm gonna get hold of her and hang her upside down!

Shizuha

Let's forget the hanging her upside down part... But yes, we need to apprehend her as soon as possible.

Seija

Curse you, me! Where on earth have you run off to?!

Sagume

[I'm sure she went this way.]

Shizuha

Maybe there's someone who saw her around here. That would make this―Huh?

Suwako

*sob* *sniff* *sob*

Seija

What's this...? Why is a god of Moriya Shrine weeping in a place like this?

Suwako

Huh...?

Suwako

Ah... Aaaaaaah... AAAAAAAAARGH!

Seija

EEEEEEP?!

Suwako

So this is where you are, you swindler! I finally found you! I'm going to hang you upside down!

Seija

Huh?! What are you talking about?! The other me is the one who deserves to be hung upside down!

Suwako

Don't play innocent! And don't you dare say that you don't remember what you've done!

Seija

I don't know what's going on...! But I can guess who the culprit might be...

Sagume

[It's most definitely your Fabricated Maiden self.]

Shizuha

Anyway, can you tell us what happened? It's OK. You can do whatever you want with Seija later.

Seija

What?! That's not OK at all!

Suwako

Um... It happened not that long ago. Seija offered me a Fabricated Maiden trade.

Suwako

I didn't want to give up my limited-time costume Kanako, but it was for the super-rare social club costume Sanae!

Suwako

But the Morby she gave me had a completely different maiden! She watched it all and laughed before running away!

Shizuha

Hmm... There's no real doubt about who the culprit was since this Seija was with us the whole time.

Sagume

[Either of the Seijas could have done it, but this Seija didn't have the opportunity.]

Seija

Hey! You know I'm right here, don't you?! Anyway, we need to clear up this misunderstanding first.

Suwako

So the Seija who cheated me was a different Seija? But they look the same. Well, I guess if that one was a maiden...

Suwako

But even if you're not the culprit, it's still your mistake that led to me falling victim to a fraudulent trade, right?

Sagume

[I'm the one at fault, to be precise. I'm really sorry.]

Suwako

*sigh* Fine. It's also my fault for not checking properly. I'll just buy the Sanae I mentioned at the Yorigami Sisters' shop.

Shizuha

I'm sorry... And thanks for forgiving us. Also... I know it's discourteous to ask, but...

Suwako

If you're looking for the other Seija, she was headed toward Kourindou. Catch her quickly before my tragedy is repeated.

Sagume

[Thank you. We'll make sure that your lost maiden is returned to you.]

Suwako

That would be great. I'll never tell her this, but I do want Kanako to stay by my side.

Hina

Are you sure?! I really wanted this one!

[FM] Seija

Sure, but you need to pay up. Else, it's not really a trade.

Hina

If you're going to give me that one, then I'm more than happy to give you the one that you wanted!

[FM] Seija

I'm glad to see that this trade works well for "both" of us! Heh heh heh...!

I was wondering who it was...

Stop! Don't trade!

Seija

We finally found you... This is where your tricks end! It's pointless to resist!

[FM] Seija

Hmph... I was just about to get such a great deal...

Hina

Huh? Huh?! What's going on? Why are there two Seijas?!

Shizuha

That Seija is a Fabricated Maiden. I'll tell you the details later, but please run for now!

Hina

O-OK! But don't forget to explain later!

[FM] Seija

*sigh* Why did you have to do that? I was this close to making her cry and seeing her troubled face.

Sagume

[You can't escape anymore. I suggest you surrender.]

[FM] Seija

Heh! If there's no way out, then I just need to create one. Take this!

[FM] Wakasagihime

Splash... No, this is a splat?! Ugh...! I would've preferred to be summoned above some water.

[FM] Koishi

Mm... Zzz... Zzz... *snore*

[FM] Meiling

Zzz... *snore* Milady, Mizzz Sakuya... I'm not sleeeeping... I'm not...

[FM] Kokoro

Hey... Two of the fighters are asleep... Looks like I'll have to put on my oni mask and wake them up by force.

[FM] Iku

I've been summoned for some absurd reason, haven't I? I'm sure it's better than the Eldest Daughter's tantrums, though.

[FM] Suika

We're surrounded with no escape. We've been driven into a corner. But turning such a situation around is the fun part!

Sagume

[There she goes using the same trick again. How uninspiring.]

Seija

It might've worked before, but you won't get away this time!

Seija

Everyone! I'm the real Seija! Your true Master! Follow my orders and take that Seija down!

[FM] Iku

We can't follow that order. You guys are the ones we're supposed to take down.

Seija

What?! Wh-Why?! I'm your rightful Master!

[FM] Wakasagihime

That's not true. You are our ex-Master. Our current Master is this Seija.

Seija

Huuuuuuuuuh?! What on earth is going on?!

[FM] Seija

A Fabricated Maiden's Master is defined by who seals them in a Morby.

[FM] Suika

Yeah. Aren't you the creator? How can you not know such a basic thing...?

Shizuha

I'm at a loss for words...! Why didn't you know about this, Seija?!

Seija

U-Um... I was only in charge of planning. I let the experts handle everything related to development...

[FM] Kokoro

Come on! Wake up already! It's time to battle against our ex-Master!

[FM] Koishi

Huh?! Where am I?! Am I Koishi?!

[FM] Meiling

Huh?! I wasn't sleeping! I wasn't sleeping, OK?!

[FM] Seija

Well, I'll be leaving then. You can have fun with your battle and then come after me.

Seija

Hey! Stop!

Seija

Grrrr... I guess we gotta do this. C'mon, let's get this over with quickly, then catch up with her!

Shizuha

We managed to reseal them all with the Morbies she left behind, but...

Sagume

[She got away again. However, she will not escape next time.]

Seija

No. It won't be that easy to catch her. She's me, so I know what I'm talking about. There's no doubt about that.

Seija

I'm not sure how they'll respond, but it'd probably be quicker to get help from the experts...

Shizuha

Seija rushed out, saying that she would go get special helpers...

Sagume

[I think they're the ones who helped create the Fabricated Maidens... the ones she mentioned earlier.]

I wonder who they could be...

Do you know anything about them, Shizuha?

Shizuha

No, I only communicated with Seija. I did hear there were others helping her, but I don't know who they are.

Seija

Hey! The great Seija is back with some dependable reinforcements!

Shizuha

Oh, there we go.

Sagume

[So they are...?]

Seija

Yes! They're the ones who'll help us resolve this! And they're also the ones who helped create the Fabricated Maidens!

Misumaru

Hello. We were kind of called here out of the blue, but technically we are also responsible for this situation.

Keiki

As one of the developers, I can't just overlook this. It's a pain to deal with, but let's resolve this as soon as possible.

Sagume

[One of the developers? Do you mean...?]

Misumaru

Let me introduce myself. I'm Misumaru Tamatsukuri. I made the Maiden Idol Storing Yin-Yang Orbs at Seija Kijin's request.

Keiki

I'm Keiki Haniyasushin. I created the Anti-Gensokyo Portable Emulated Idol Maidens. I quite like how they turned out.

The what...?

Oh, right. Those things? Yeah.

Misumaru

Oh? Don't you know about them? I thought you had been playing with them recently.

Sagume

[I think they're talking about Morbies and Fabricated Maidens.]

Misumaru

Morbies? That's a crazy abbreviation. Shouldn't abbreviations retain at least something of the original name...?

Keiki

Really? But this is how abbreviations usually are. They're cutesy and easy to remember.

Shizuha

I also helped with the development, but I had no idea that they had such long official names...

Sagume

[Why did you guys help Seija?]

Sagume

[Did you know that she was planning to use them for her pranks?]

Misumaru

No. This is the first I'm hearing of this. I just helped because I was asked to.

Misumaru

I was told that we need a way to make Yin-Yang Orbs more popular and accessible! So I had no reason to refuse.

Keiki

My reason is somewhat similar. The words I was told to lure me in were...

Keiki

"Mayumi Joutouguu is one of your greatest masterpieces. Do you wanna invent something as great or maybe even better?"

Keiki

...Or something like that. Well, basically, those words ignited the creative spirit in me.

Misumaru

It seems her initial goal was to prank people, but now I'm glad I helped with this project.

Keiki

It created such a big stir throughout all of Gensokyo. I feel proud to be a part of it.

Seija

Stoooop! Enough with the idle talk! We'll have time for that after the problem is solved!

Misumaru

Oops... Sorry.

Misumaru

Seija gave us a rundown of the situation on our way here. What happened is quite tragic...

Keiki

I can't believe an idol I created can do something like that. It's sad, but at the same time, I'm shocked at how naive I was.

Shizuha

But why would a Fabricated Maiden do something like that, to begin with...? Can you explain that first?

Misumaru

Of course. I think we can offer some insight as developers.

Keiki

Fabricated Maidens must serve their Masters. This is a rule I embedded in their system. It cannot usually be broken.

Keiki

Then how was that rule broken...? I think there's only one reason for that. The maiden was based on you, Seija.

Seija

Why am I the bad guy now?!

Misumaru

You are an amanojaku. You love breaking the rules and disregarding morals. Isn't that right?

Seija

Well, yeah, that's the gist of it, I guess.

Keiki

A maiden's mentality and personality are based on the original. So the other you also has amanojaku instincts.

Shizuha

So that's why that Seija rebelled against the Fabricated Maiden rules...

Keiki

But even if she thought about rebelling, it should've been impossible for her to actually rebel...

Keiki

As you know, the amanojaku over there was strongly against such rules.

Keiki

She was once on the run from everyone in Gensokyo for messing with the battle of bullets' rules by using cheat items.

Sagume

[She's so fierce to have the urge to break free even from the rules imposed by her creator...]

Shizuha

How do we catch someone like that...? We don't even know where she is...

Seija

I think I can do something about that. She's just like me, so I can kinda guess what she'll do.

Sagume

[Then, I suggest we set a trap to ambush her.]

Keiki

I'm sorry, but I'll have to reject that idea. We don't have the time to take things slow.

Shizuha

I understand that we need to hurry... But if she gets away again, she might scam more people...

Keiki

No, that's not what I mean. I'm not worried about her scamming people. We have a more pressing issue at hand.

Keiki

There's a possibility that the Fabricated Maidens I created might turn into tsukumogami if they stay active for too long.

Misumaru

Making it easy to carry maidens around is not the actual role of a Maiden Idol Storing Yin-YangーUm... I mean, Morby.

Misumaru

It's a seal that prevents the maidens from turning into tsukumogami. That's its biggest and most important role.

Keiki

That's why we use the word "seal" and not "store" or "place" when putting the maidens back in a Morby.

Shizuha

Oh, wow. I had no clue... The others were using that word, so I just copied them.

Seija

I didn't know either... These two were saying it, so I just started using it the same way too.

Sagume

[...]

Keiki

If she turns into a tsukumogami, she won't be a maiden anymore so we won't be able to seal her with a Morby.

Keiki

It doesn't matter if her mentality is based off the original. There's no way to predict what she might start doing.

Seija

Tsk! And she's doing all this while looking like me...! Unforgivable!

Seija

It's not fair! I've had to force myself to try and be nice lately! I'm so jealous... No! I mean, it's inexcusable!

Everyone

...

Seija

I have to be the most hated person in Gensokyo! I'll never let anyone else take that place!

Misumaru

W-Well... so basically, we need to hurry and apprehend her, right?

Seija

That's right!

Misumaru

I've already prepared a strategy... or rather a concrete plan for that. I would like to ask you all to help me with it.

Seija

Huuuuuuh?! You came up with a plan already?! Isn't this where I get to act all cool and fix everything?!

Keiki

We always have a plan ready for situations like these. That's what makes us first-rate professionals.

[FM] Seija

Hee hee hee! Everyone's so gullible! They had the most "boring" expressions on their faces!

[FM] Seija

Now, who should I pick to be my next victim? Maybe I should target a big fish this time.

Shizuha

That's as far as you go, Seija!

Sagume

[Your evil ways end here.]

Seija

We're here to punish you with our own hands!

[FM] Seija

Huh? I see you haven't learned your lesson yet. You can struggle all you want, but I'm telling you it's useless.

Shizuha

You can't know that until we try. We won't let you get away this time!

[FM] Seija

Oh, I already know how this will end... And that's because I have so many friends with me.

Sagume

[She has more Morbies than she did before. She probably stole them from someone.]

[FM] Seija

You guys were taking your own sweet time, so I stocked up on a whole lot more!

Shizuha

No way...! I can't even begin to imagine what'll happen if she releases so many of them at once...!

Sagume

[Stop it, Seija. You can still fix this.]

[FM] Seija

Whoa... Have you forgotten who I am? I might not be the original, but I'm still Seija Kijin! I only do what annoys people!

[FM] Seija

Come on out, everyone! Let's show them the power of numbers!

Shizuha

She fell for it...!

Sagume

[Wide-Range Enforced Maiden Idol Storing Yin-Yang Orb. Activate.]

[FM] Seija

Huh?! What's this arrow of light?! How are you sealing all the Fabricated Maidens with just one Morby?!

[FM] Seija

No, wait! Doesn't a Morby and a Fabricated Maiden come as a set?!

[FM] Seija

I thought only the Morby that the Fabricated Maiden came in could be used to seal that maiden!

Shizuha

Hehe, too bad.

Sagume

[We already assumed that you would use Fabricated Maidens as decoys again.]

Seija

And that's why we came prepared with a secret weapon!

[FM] Seija

A secret weapon?! Are you talking about that gigantic Morby?!

Shizuha

That's right. Misumaru created a new sealing tool using the information Keiki disclosed about the Fabricated Maidens.

Sagume

[Its effect goes way beyond the existing rules.]

Seija

It can forcefully seal any Fabricated Maiden, no matter who owns it! It seals every maiden in its light!

Seija

It's called―The Wide-Range... umm... Enforced... Maiden... eh? What was it again?

Sagume

[The Wide-Range Enforced Maiden Idol Storing Yin-Yang Orb.]

Seija

Ah, yes! What she said! In short, it's the Super Morby!

Where did the "super" come from?!

Wide-Range Enforced Maiden Idol Storing Yin-Yang Orb!

[FM] Seija

Th-Th-That's cheating! Isn't that against the rules?! You scoundrel!

Seija

You're no less of a scoundrel. And what happened to your bravado from earlier?

[FM] Seija

Grr... this can't be happening...!

Seija

Haha... that face! I've been waiting to see that face on you.

[FM] Seija

N-Not yet! It's not over yet!

Shizuha

Trying to run is pointless. There's no escape.

Sagume

[We won't do something as stupid as letting you get away again.]

[FM] Seija

Arrrgh... I have no opening...!

[FM] Seija

Grr... If you can forcefully seal Fabricated Maidens, then why didn't you seal me along with them?!

Seija

Hm? You should already know that. That's because although you're a Fabricated Maiden, you're still me.

[FM] Seija

...!

Seija

I don't care how bad or how selfish you've been. You are the same as me...

Seija

...So I'm going to make you suffer a resounding defeat! I need to see your face full of frustration and humiliation!

[FM] Seija

...

Shizuha & Sagume

I knew it... [Thought so...]

[FM] Seija

AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARGH! Curse you! I'll go down fighting if that's what it takes!

[FM] Seija

So I really couldn't win against my original... *collapse*

Seija

HEE HEE HEE! Finally, a perfect victory!

Shizuha

You can celebrate your victory later. The seal comes first. Where's her Morby...? Ah, of course, she has it on her.

[FM] Seija

Argh... I was so close.

Seija

...

Seija

Shizuha, hand me her Morby. I'll seal her.

Shizuha

All right... I think that'll be for the best.

[FM] Seija

To be sealed by myself of all people... *sigh* It's so humiliating that it's actually kinda funny.

Seija

You know... I think you were quite amazing. You went up against so many opponents all by yourself.

Seija

If things were different, I'd have liked to spend more time with you...

[FM] Seija

Really...?

Seija

Hah! As if I'd say something like that. Get sealed already.

[FM] Seija

Grrr... you...! Hmph! Farewell, original me!

[FM] Seija

Well... it was kinda fun being able to battle you at the very end.

Seija

Don't make me laugh. If you're anything like me... then don't say such things at a time like this.

Seija

See ya...

Seija

I'm baaaaack! The great Seija and her delightful friends are back!

Misumaru

Welcome back. Judging from that radiance on your face, it looks like everything went well.

Shizuha

It's all thanks to that enforced maiden storing thing that you managed to invent so quickly...

Sagume

[It would've been difficult to stop Seija without it.]

Misumaru

I had already prepared for unforeseen circumstances. But, well, I couldn't have made it without Keiki's info.

Keiki

None of this would've happened if I hadn't recreated the original's mentality and personality so perfectly.

Keiki

So helping to invent something like that was a small price to pay for rectifying such a huge blunder.

Misumaru

Hehe, I suppose.

Keiki

Ah, yes... before I forget...

Keiki

I suggest you stay low for the time being.

Seija

Huh? Why do I need to do that...?

Victims

SEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIJAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Seija

EEP?!

Kanako

Seija! How dare you do that to me! I can't believe you'd run off with that cute Sanae I raised!

Seiga

You did that to my pretty and charming Yoshika too! I'm not going to let you get away!

Keiki

They came here while you guys went looking for Seija. It looks like she conned quite a few Masters.

Seija

N-No way...!

Shizuha

Everyone! Please wait! You were all deceived by Seija, but also not by Seija...

Sakuya

I doubt there's anyone here who'd fancy believing the words of a criminal's friend.

Byakuren

Even if that's true, you, as a developer, are also responsible.

Eirin

I've already found out that you not only used Fabricated Maidens to deceive people, but you also used them for pranks!

Seija

Ah... I guess I can't refute that...

Reimu

See! So you are the culprit, after all!

Seija

Uhhhhhh... Eeeeep!

Misumaru

Um... OK, good luck with this.

Keiki

We've got work to do, so I guess we'll excuse ourselves now. Take care!

Shizuha

Wow, look at how fast they ran!

Sagume

[We should get out of here too, if we want to avoid getting dragged into this.]

Shizuha

I was about to ask whether you're OK with ditching Seija... But then I remembered her goal is to be hated by everyone.

Seija

What? Nooo... Help meee... I thought we were like family...

Sagume

[Under no circumstances are we family.]

Sagume

[I only came here to keep an eye on things. And I think my job here is done.]

Seija

Pretty pleaaaaaase! Please clear the misunderstanding with your powerful words!

Sagume

...! [Please let go. And get away from me. You're too close!]

Seija... you were key in resolving the problem, but...

*sneaks away* I think I see an opening here!

Seija

Are you going to abandon me too, PLAYER?! Aaargh! How did it turn out like this...?!

Victims

Surround her! Don't let her get away!

Seija

*sob* I've had enough of Fabricated Maidens!

Seija

*sulk*

Shizuha

Geez, are you still mad? It's been days already. How about you cheer up a little?

Seija

I'm not mad or anything... This is how I usually am.

Sagume

[She's not mad. She just has a lot to think about.]

Shizuha

Hmm... That makes sense since she's the one responsible for creating them... Today is the day we part ways...

Keiki

Who would've thought the popularity of Fabricated Maidens would plummet after the ruckus caused by the other Seija...?

Misumaru

People can't shake off the anxiety that something similar might happen again.

Sagume

[It's a shame we had to voluntarily recall all of them.]

Keiki

And now it's our duty as their creators to decide what to do with them.

Keiki

Well, it'd be easy to just leave them sealed forever, but that'd be too cruel.

Keiki

They may just be idols, and they may not be the originals, but they have a mind and a heart.

Keiki

So I thought about what could be done with these adorable masterpieces. That's when I came up with an idea...

Miko

And that was for me to create a Senkai with space for the Fabricated Maidens to live in.

Miko

But there are so many of them, so it took a lot of effort to create a space big enough to fit them all...

Seija

So is that Senkai a happy place where they can live as they please?

Miko

I guarantee that. Whether they are happy or not is for them to decide, but it's definitely a comfortable place.

Seija

Well then, I guess it's OK. Anyway, it's "none of my business," and I have "no interest" in them whatsoever.

Shizuha

Yeah... I honestly "disliked" them. It "wasn't much fun," anyway.

Sagume

[I think I "never wanna play" with them ever again.]

Seija

S-Stop mocking me...

Miko

Hehe. All right, then I'll take responsibility and release them in my Senkai.

Miko

Are you sure you don't want to say your final goodbyes?

Seija

I'll pass on that. I'm rather busy working on a new project!

Seija

So you can take care of the rest!

Keiki

That was pretty cold of her... She was so obsessed with this project before.

No, I'm sure she cares.

Have you forgotten who she is?

Keiki

Ah, yes. She's an amanojaku who aims to be the most hated being in all of Gensokyo.

Shizuha

Come to think of it, hasn't Sagume's behavior toward Seija changed a little?

Shizuha

At first, she was pretty curt with her, but now she can sense what she feels and even tries to make her feel better.

Sagume

[That's your imagination. I'm like that with everyone.]

Shizuha

Oh, really? Don't tell me we have another amanojaku here.

Sagume

[Don't push your luck. It'll be a pain if she hears this.]

Shizuha

That's true. OK, then let's just leave it at that.

Seija

HEE HEE HEE! Now then, what else can I do to draw Gensokyo into a vortex of chaos?

Seija

Prepare yourself, Gensokyo! I'm definitely gonna turn everything upside down next time!

Sanae

Fabricated Maidens... were a unique form of entertainment that was all the rage in Gensokyo for a short while.

Sanae

Many Masters competed against each other in battles, while others worked hard on their collections.

Sanae

But now, all the recalled Fabricated Maidens are living quietly in a place away from everyone...

Sanae

Is it really OK to leave them like this?!

Sanae

No! Of course not!

Former Masters

Yeah!

Sanae

So, Miss PLAYER! The rest is up to you!

This is so random... I have no clue what's going on...!

What exactly am I supposed to do...?

Sanae

We want to bring back the game of Fabricated Maidens!

Kanako

I understand that it was shut down because there were some problems. But, still... it's sad to see them gone like that.

Suwako

Exactly. Both Kanako and I had started to adore the Fabricated Maiden Sanae even more than the original.

Sanae

What?! Should I be against this then?

Kanako

We should've just sent this Sanae to the Senkai. At least the other one was obedient and sincere with her training.

Sanae

Um... Lady Kanako?

Suwako

She never went out to play while leaving her room in a mess... and she was even good at cooking. Honestly, she was better...

Sanae

*sob*

Both Sanaes are great. Isn't that good enough?

They're a little different, but they're both still Sanae.

Sanae

Aren't you basically saying that it doesn't matter who stays?! You traitor!

Kanako

My, my... I hope now you'll learn to be a little more diligent.

Eirin

Um, I haven't come here to partake in this drama. Let's get down to business already.

Kutaka

Can't we somehow get the Fabricated Maidens up and going again? It's really sad to see it end the way it did.

Byakuren

Even if it's for just one last time, I want to play with the Fabricated Maidens I worked so hard to collect.

I feel the same way...

This isn't something I can decide on my own...

Tojiko

There's no need to be so sad about it. We'll fulfill your wish.

Eirin

Oh, it's you... and the one behind you is...!

Futo

Thou art correct! She is the most beautiful, the most brilliant, and the most magnificent being in all of Gensokyo...!

Miko

Futo, you can stop with your exaggerated introduction. I'm embarrassed just listening to it.

Tojiko

You never learn what Lady Taishi wants. That's exactly why she always takes me along.

Futo

What didst thee sayeth?! 'Tis obviously not true! The other day she wenteth with me to partake of some dango in secret!

Tojiko

What?! I-I don't believe this! Lady Taishi, why didn't you ask me to join you?!

Miko

I was going to... but Futo told me that she had already invited you and that you couldn't come because you were too busy...

Tojiko

FUTOOOOO! I knew it must've been one of your schemes!

Futo

Teehee. Thou ought to forgive me in light of how adorable I am.

Tojiko

As if! Repent! You must suffer my wrath for depriving me of the opportunity to go out with Lady Taishi!

Eirin

Enough with the drama already... Well? Why are you here?

Sanae

Yeah! What did you mean when you said you'd fulfill our wish? Don't tell me you're talking about the Fabricated Maidens!

Miko

Oops, sorry for going off track. Let me explain on behalf of these two who started fighting.

Miko

As you already know, the recalled maidens are currently living in a different space... in the Senkai I created.

Miko

But just like everyone present here, there are many others who regret parting with their Fabricated Maidens.

Miko

So I decided to host a little event. That's why I've reached out to former Masters like everyone here.

Kanako

Hmm? An event, huh? Did you come up with something interesting?

Miko

The other Masters have already gathered at the Divine Spirit Mausoleum. I'd like to explain the details there.

Byakuren

All right. I'll go wherever you ask me to as long as I get to see my Fabricated Maidens again.

Miko

OK, then I'll open the door that leads to my Senkai. Everyone, please step inside.

Sanae

Hold on to me, Miss PLAYER. I'll protect you if, by some chance, this door leads to somewhere strange.

Thank you, Sanae!

Come on, let's go to the Divine Spirit Mausoleum!

Sanae

It looks like we've arrived. This is the Divine Spirit Mausoleum! Wow, there are so many people here!

Marisa

Oh, look, it's PLAYER and Sanae. So you both decided to participate too, huh?

Reimu

That's no surprise. Anyone who experienced being a Master couldn't possibly turn down this invitation.

Sanae

Miss Marisa and Miss Reimu are here too. There are so many formidable opponents gathered in one place...!

Reimu

Oh, yeah, you guys just arrived, right? You should go fill in the forms at the reception desk over there.

Marisa

Once you're done with your registration, you can get your Fabricated Maidens back temporarily.

Sanae

Whoa! That's some good news! Come on, Miss PLAYER! Let's hurry!

[FM] Tojiko

Come on, line up. No pushing. And be careful not to confuse your Morbies with someone else's.

Sanae

I thought Miss Tojiko quickly changed and went behind the reception desk, but no, that's her Fabricated Maiden version.

Sanae

But I must say, I didn't think I'd be able to get my hands on my Fabricated Maidens again! The Master in me is all excited!

Sanae

It'd be even better if we could have a battle or two...

Sanae

But there isn't enough room with all these people crammed in such a small space...

Miko

It looks like all the Masters have finally finished collecting their Fabricated Maidens.

Miko

Now let's cut to the chase. I have an announcement for everyone gathered here. We will now be holding...

Miko

...a Fabricated Maiden Tournament to crown the strongest Master in Gensokyo as the Fabricated Maiden Champion!

Toyohime

The strongest Fabricated Maiden Champion...?

Yorihime

A Fabricated Maiden Tournament...?

Miko

That's why I gathered Masters here from all over Gensokyo. Those who are interested can participate in the tournament.

Miko

And the last one standing will be crowned the true Fabricated Maiden Champion.

Tojiko

Of course, there might be Masters who aren't interested in battling themselves. So they can either watch the battles...

Futo

...Or socialize with their newly reunited Fabricated Maidens. We shall leave that to each individual's discretion!

Reimu

Hm? This sounds really interesting. As one of the Big Four, there's no way I won't be participating!

Marisa

Big Four? I didn't know you were into such things. Only a kid would want to use such a lame title―

The Big Four

Huh...?

Marisa

Um... I'm just gonna go observe from the audience... Ha... haha... ha...

Shizuha

A tournament sounds nice and all but isn't this place a little too cramped for that?

Minoriko

Yeah, if all these people released their maidens at once, this place would be jam-packed within seconds.

Miko

I've already taken care of that. With Seiga's help, I've arranged for a venue close by.

Miko

There is enough space to accommodate everyone present and fields where multiple battles can take place simultaneously.

Seiga

I didn't really help. I just gave some advice. Almost all the fields were made using Lady Taishi's hermit abilities.

Byakuren

But I must say, it's quite unusual to see you hold an event. I can't help but be suspicious about your motives.

Futo

How dareth thee?! Lady Taishi is working so hard to maketh everyone feel better, and here art thou finding faults?!

Ichirin

Aren't you overthinking this? I don't think any funny business is possible with so many witnesses...

Byakuren

Maybe you're right. Please accept my sincere apologies. I won't say such rude things again.

Miko

Thank you. I'm glad you understand. Now let me guide you all to the venue.

Miko

This is the special venue I've arranged. Its design was inspired by the stadium made by the kappa and yamawaro.

Miko

I prioritized the ambiance of this place and got it done fairly quickly. But I can assure you of its safety and durability.

Sanae

Whoa... This is such an impressive stadium. I'm so excited to be able to battle in a place like this.

Reimu

To think that it's gonna be a public battle in front of such a large audience... I can't afford to lose.

Tojiko

Those who want to participate in the tournament, please head this way. The bracket will be decided using a fair draw of lots.

Futo

The lucky ones will get a bye. So sayeth thy prayers to Lady Taishi and draweth thy lot!

Sanae

Oh, I see. So they're going to make us draw lots to decide who will battle against whom.

Sanae

Ever since I lost to Miss Seija and you guys back then, my goal has been to surpass you.

But... I didn't really do anything back then...

I'm not that great at all!

Sanae

No. To me, you're like a hurdle I must overcome. So promise me right here, right now...

Sanae

Promise me that we'll settle this on the field of this very stadium! Make sure you don't lose to anyone before that!

OK! I'll do my best, so we can battle!

Uh oh. I think you jinxed it...

Sanae

C'mon! Let's quickly go draw lots! I hope I get Miss PLAYER in the final round!

Sanae

I'll defeat Miss Seija, Miss Shizuha, and even Miss Sagume! And our fated battle will unfurl on the final stage!

Sanae

Heehee! Can there be a more exciting climax?! Noooooope! Of course not!

Eiki

All right, we'll now commence the first round matches! It's Sanae vs. PLAYER!

Sanae

What's the meaning of this?!

Sanae

Why am I suddenly up against Miss PLAYER?! What happened to the build-up from earlier?!

Eiki

Miss Sanae, please keep the talk to a minimum before the match, or else you'll be disqualified.

Sanae

Oh, sorry...! No! Wait! Why are you acting like such an adept referee?!

Eiki

I don't know. I was randomly called here and given this position because, apparently, I have a flare for being a referee.

Eiki

And well, now that I've taken on the responsibility, I want to see it through. I don't like doing things half-heartedly.

Sanae

You sure are a perfectionist as usual... Gah, with Miss Eiki in charge, I can't complain even though I really want to...!

Sanae, I think we should just go through with the match!

It's not like you planned, but I'm glad we get to battle!

Sanae

Maybe you're right. We'll both be able to fight at our best. That'll make the difference in our abilities crystal clear!

Sanae

Since this is what it's come to, I'll defeat you right now! And then I'll ride the momentum all the way to the grand final!

Rin

Oh, it's finally starting. It's going to be a match between Moriya Shrine's wind priestess and PLAYER.

Utsuho

Hmm, I wonder who'll win. Sanae seems to have a lot of battle experience, so maybe she's got the upper hand.

Rin

No way. You shouldn't underestimate PLAYER. She's really scary in situations like these.

Utsuho

R-Really? But Sanae looks pretty confident... This might actually be a super close battle!

Sanae

I'll have you know that I'm a different person now. I've become a gazillion times stronger since my defeat last time.

Sanae

As Moriya's wind priestess, I can withstand strong winds. I'll never fold under pressure. Just like a sturdy rice plant!

Eiki

A yellow card for Sanae. If you don't start the match this instant, you'll get one more, which will lead to disqualification.

Sanae

Whoa, what?! It's customary to give a speech before a match! Miss PLAYER is also enjoying it...!

Oh, Shizuha and Miss Sagume are battling over there.

I want to watch the Reimu vs. Miss Okina showdown...

Eiki

...She doesn't seem to be enjoying it.

Sanae

Miss PLAYER?! Where is your attention?! I'm super duper mad now!

Sanae

Grrr! I'll make you regret not taking this seriously! I'm a pro at raising sims like this, you know?!

Sanae

I have the know-how to determine the individual stats of each Fabricated Maiden!

Sanae

Allocate effort stats for each defeated opponent!

Sanae

And carefully examine the slight changes in their growth depending on their personalities!

Sanae

I've used that knowledge to train my maidens to be the strongest! Especially Miss Kogasa! She won't lose to anyone!

Kagerou

Isn't that opening speech too long? It's putting me to sleep.

Sekibanki

She might be the strongest Master for all I care, but she sure lacks grace.

Wakasagihime

People have even started booing because the match is taking too long to start...

Kagerou

Ah, she finally got her Morbies out.

Sekibanki

From the looks of how she started the battle with teary eyes, it seems like the booing worked, after all.

Wakasagihime

It's sad, but it's her own fault... Though in saying that, now I feel like cheering for her.

Eiki

That concludes the first match of Block C! The winner is PLAYER!

Sanae

*sigh* I lost. You really are my biggest rival.

Sanae

Thank you for defeating me so perfectly. I have absolutely no regrets!

Sanae

Miss PLAYER! You better win the tournament now that you've defeated me!

Sanae

I've lost my chance to be crowned the Fabricated Maiden Champion, but the title of the champion's rival isn't bad either!

Reimu

You're really saying that despite losing so badly? Aren't you embarrassed to call yourself her rival?

Sanae

Wh-What is that supposed to mean?! You didn't even watch our match!

She was also in the midst of a battle at that time.

How was your match with Miss Okina?

Reimu

Unfortunately, I lost. I was defeated in a matter of seconds, so I came to watch your match.

Sanae

You lost instantly...? No way! I didn't know there was such a huge difference in power among the Big Four...!

Reimu

I lost because of my own carelessness. I didn't expect Okina to become so strong.

Reimu

In fact, my guess is that she's still hiding an ace up her sleeve...

Sanae

For real...?! Then, you must tell Miss PLAYER everything! At least whatever you know about it!

Sanae

Miss Okina is her next opponent, according to the tournament bracket!

Reimu

Hm... I'd love to share, but I don't think it'd be a fair fight then...

Sanae

No way...

Reimu

But, PLAYER... I'm sure you'll be able to defeat Okina even without an advantage.

I'll avenge you, Reimu!

I don't get complicated things, so I'll just give it my best.

Reimu

Hahaha, that's the spirit. I'll be cheering from the audience.

Eiki

OK, we'll now commence round two! It's Okina Matara vs. PLAYER!

Okina

Oh? So my next opponent is PLAYER? Honestly, I have been waiting to fight you ever since your first battle...

Okina

....when you defeated Reimu, who was the strongest member of the Big Four.

Yukari

Wait a second! Reimu wasn't the strongest Big Four member! I was!

Junko

Says the one who lost the first battle against the amanojaku. I would've won if Reimu hadn't interfered back then...

Reimu

Yeah, yeah. I don't wanna hear squat from those who couldn't even win the first round of the tournament.

Yukari

Th-That's because... I didn't expect to face such a crazy opponent in the very first round...!

Reimu

Be quiet and watch the match in silence already. I'm sure PLAYER won't let us down...

Shinmyoumaru

I once had a Fabricated Maiden Battle with Reimu, but I didn't stand a chance... I lost horribly.

Shinmyoumaru

And Okina beat that same Reimu like it was child's play. That makes the outcome of this match pretty obvious...

Tenshi

But we can't make light of PLAYER. She also defeated Reimu once before.

Tenshi

Gah! I should've become a Master too. I'm somehow always missing out on things when I'm up in Heaven...!

Okina

The audience is going crazy, but you seem to be awfully calm. Don't tell me you've given up already.

Of course not. Reimu and Sanae are supporting me.

A Master must stay calm at all times.

Okina

HAHAHAHA! I see! That's exactly why you're worthy of being my opponent!

Okina

It looks like I'm going to have to pull out all the stops. So it's time to use my trump card.

Suika

Oh, she has a trump card. She mustn't have played all her cards in the match against Reimu earlier.

Yuugi

Well, it's probably just her two servants. She always uses them.

Yuugi

I mean, I'm all for mastering something perfectly. And she does have the skills. That's why she's one of the Big Four.

Parsee

Gah, I'm so jealous! I was eliminated in the very first round. And this strong Master hasn't even gone all out yet...

Parsee

Doesn't she know how that makes all the other Masters like me feel? She doesn't, does she? She obviously doesn't...!

Suika

Well, leaving aside whether saving a trump card is right or wrong... She played it up a lot, so I hope it's interesting.

Okina

Looks like the majority of the audience, or rather almost all of them, think that Satono and Mai are my trump cards.

Okina

I shall smash that deep-rooted stereotype! You mustn't think of me as a sage who only has affection for those two!

Okina

I made a lot of offerings to the Morby Machine before I finally got my finest servant! Now, come on out!

[FM] Flandre

Ta-ta-TADA! The most sinister and disastrous trump card could be none other than me!

Okina

Beautiful...

Remilia

W-Wow...! She's so fierce and adorable...!

Sakuya

The young mistress in a maid outfit... I'm amazed at its destructive impact...

Remilia

Sakuya! I want that Flan! Where can I find a Morby Machine?!

Sakuya

Unfortunately... all the machines that were installed around Gensokyo have been removed.

Flandre

You're both being ridiculous. I, the original, am obviously much cuter than that other me in a costume!

Remilia

No, you don't get it, Flan! This is like a dessert stomach! You're obviously cute, but she's a different kind of cute!

Sakuya

Exactly! We're not neglecting you at all!

Flandre

Hmm? In that case, give me an extra-large serving of cake tonight... then maybe I'll put on that costume for you...

Sakuya & Remilia

Gladly...!

[FM] Flandre

Grrr! I feel like they just used me to get what they wanted!

Okina

Don't be mad, Flandre. You're undoubtedly going to play the lead role in the battle that's about to begin.

[FM] Flandre

Hehehe! I'll do my best!

Okina

So there we have it. You don't stand a chance against me now that I've revealed my trump card!

Okina

Go, Flandre! Shower them with your terrifying and adorable bullets that will destroy everything!

Eiki

That concludes the second match of Block C! The winner is PLAYER!

[FM] Flandre

*sob* I'm beat...

Okina

Flandre... you fought well. You can rest now.

Okina

Satono, Mai... the two of you fought as good as your originals. I'm proud to be your Master.

Okina

It's all thanks to you that my maidens and I were able to have such an exhilarating match. Thank you.

Okina

That was a lot of fun, PLAYER.

Seiga

Oh, why if it isn't PLAYER? The whole stadium is talking about you, you know?

Yoshika

Are you gonna be the Fabricated Maiden Champion? If so, I better get your autograph while I still can!

It's not me... it's all thanks to my Fabricated Maidens.

I need to thank everyone who taught me how to battle.

Seiga

Hehe, there you go being humble again. Would you like to join us in watching the other matches until your next match?

Seiga

There's a remarkable game going on right now. It's really interesting. Look, it's going on in the field over there.

Hina

Wriggle! Don't let the opponent take the momentum! You've got to hit them with attacks back to back!

[FM] Wriggle

I know, Master! I don't want to lose to Larva of all people either!

Daiyousei

Larva! Watch out for that incoming attack! Evade! Oh, no! They attacked from the side?!

[FM] Eternity Larva

You told me to evade, but I can't dodge it fully...! It looks like I've got to attack too!

Daiyousei

Aaaah...! I-I guess you're right. OK, then! In that case, it's time to put everything on the line and use your special attack!

[FM] Eternity Larva

I was waiting for that order, Master! Wriggle! Watch me take the title of the strongest midsummer insect fairy!

[FM] Wriggle

As if I'm simply going to let you do that! Take this! Flash attack!

[FM] Eternity Larva

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Daiyousei

Larva! You need to see with your mind's eye! I'm sure you'll be able to see her without actually seeing her!

Hina

Masters need to stay calm. Else they'll even lose matches they should have won. I'm taking this victory!

Seiga

Well, this match is as good as over. It's a pity because Daiyousei was doing so well...

Yoshika

The maidens must act per their Master's orders and have no say in the way they fight. It looks pretty difficult...

Seiga

Masters use Fabricated Maidens to fight, but what they're doing is pretty much the same as a usual battle of bullets.

Seiga

They fight for pride or simply to test their skills. Even the way they give their best within the limits of a game is similar.

Seiga

Don't you agree, PLAYER? You've had a lot of experiences similar to this, haven't you?

It does feel similar to what I've experienced so far.

The bonds I forged with everyone made me stronger...

Yoshika

No wonder you're so strong. Maybe you really are going to take the title of the Fabricated Maiden Champion.

Seiga

The remaining contestants are quite formidable. I don't care who wins―I'm just interested in watching some good battles.

Eiki

OK, it's now time for the quarter-finals! We have Keiki Haniyasushin vs PLAYER!

Keiki

I can't believe that you're my opponent in the quarter-finals. But this is where your outstanding tournament run will end.

Keiki

The creator of a game is usually the strongest at that game. And I am the creator of the Fabricated Maidens.

I won't lose, not even against you, Miss Keiki!

I can still win, no matter how strong you are!

Keiki

Well, I suppose such petty threats aren't going to work against a Master who has come this far.

Keiki

It looks like you'll put up a good fight. These Maiden Idol Storing Yin-Yang Orbs are also burning with anticipation.

Eika

A maiden... storing... what? Uh... what did she just say? I don't think I caught that right!

Alice

A Maiden Idol Storing Yin-Yang Orb. Apparently, that's the official name for a Morby.

Narumi

*sigh* I don't understand why these developers and creators always come up with such long and technical official names.

Narumi

A name that's easy to use for everyone is the best, just like how Jizou is a much more endearing name than Ksitigarbha.

Alice

I'm more of a creator, but I agree with you. It's just cuter to shorten "Shanghai Doll" to "Shanghai."

Eika

It's more than not being endearing or cute! That name is too long and difficult to say. They're just words lumped together...

Eika

Oh, but if you think about it, words are like stacking stones, right? Then I'll build the most complex stack of words ever!

Alice

That's a pretty impressive leap in logic... Enough with this discussion for now. We're going to miss out on the match!

Keiki

My two best Fabricated Maiden creations are inside these two Morbies...

Did you give up on the long name already...?

It's long, so I guess it isn't easy to remember...

Keiki

So you have the composure to make snide remarks. But can you keep that up after seeing my two maidens?

[FM] Mayumi A

I am the head of the Haniwa Army Corps started by Lady Keiki! I'll show you the strength of my loyalty!

[FM] Mayumi B

The Haniwa Army Corps is the strongest! We never tire! Our numbers are great! And if we break, we can be repaired!

Keiki

Well? They are by no means inferior to the original. Just look at that luster! That texture! They are very much haniwa!

Keiki

They're a notch above the other Anti-Gensokyo Portable Emulated... I mean, Fabricated Maidens!

Keiki

Of course, the original Mayumi is also strong, but these two are certainly not lacking in terms of power.

Isn't there usually only one head of an army...?

[FM] Mayumi A

Oh, now that you mention it, the same Haniwa Army Corps has two heads... Then I must become the true leader.

[FM] Mayumi B

Wait a minute. Aren't I more suitable for being the leader? I'm Lady Keiki's best creation, after all.

[FM] Mayumi A

What?! Lady Keiki clearly said that I am her ultimate creation! Not you!

Lance Corporals

GRRRRRRRRR!

Keiki

H-Hey! Stop fighting over such trivial things! How can you turn against each other because of that single comment...?

Keiki

Don't tell me you planned this?! Did you say that because you knew this would happen?!

Miss Eiki! Please announce the start of the match!

The battle starts the moment you step onto the field!

Eiki

All right. Let's begin the match.

Keiki

Grrr...! Don't think that you'll be able to take down my adorable Mayumis with such petty tactics!

Lance Corporals

Noooo... we lost...

Eiki

Keiki's Fabricated Maidens have been knocked out. PLAYER's maidens are also down.

Eiki

It was a very close call, but I saw it clearly. Keiki's Fabricated Maidens went down first.

Eiki

So the winner of this quarter-final is... PLAYER!

Keiki

So this is what utter defeat feels like...? I lost even though I'm the creator...

It doesn't feel like a win with such a close outcome...

This has got to be a draw.

Keiki

No, you're undoubtedly the winner. My Mayumis and I gave it our all, and you came out on top.

Keiki

It was a really good battle. Thank you for making it so enjoyable.

Reimu

Such an exciting tournament has already come to an end in the blink of an eye.

Marisa

Rather than an end, it was more of an interruption. I didn't expect someone to intrude on the finals.

Shizuha

Are you satisfied now, Seija? How about you apologize to everyone?

Seija

Shut up! There's no way I'd let go of the fact that you all decided to hold this tournament without me!

Sagume

[We invited you. You're the one who refused to participate.]

Seija

Th-That's because I'm an amanojaku... Even if I wanted to join... I couldn't honestly... um...

Reimu

Well, we all had fun, so isn't that good enough? Do we really need to decide the winner of this tournament?

Marisa

I can't argue with that. And besides, I'd like to try being a Master and battle you guys next time.

Sanae

Yeah, let's have a tournament again sometime. I'm finding it really difficult to part with my Fabricated Maidens...

Sanae

I promise I'll come to visit you guys again! Let's have a lot more fun then!

Everyone is sad to part with their Fabricated Maidens...

I also want to play with the Fabricated Maidens more.

Keiki

I didn't think my creations would be so well received and loved. I feel so proud as their creator.

Keiki

I was able to sculpt to my heart's content, and my creations were so highly acclaimed... It feels too good to be true.

Keiki

But it would have been difficult to entertain so many people just by creating Fabricated Maidens.

Keiki

It's all thanks to PLAYER, who was deeply engaged with a number of Masters.

Keiki

She even resolved the problems that occurred. And she also put on fantastic battles that charmed the whole audience.

That's a testament to how great your creations are!

All I did was have fun with everyone.

Keiki

You don't need to be so modest. But well, I guess that's one of your virtues.

Misumaru

I agree. I've been watching all along, and I can safely say that PLAYER performed brilliantly.

Misumaru

This is something I've had on my mind for a while now, but you really are a strange one, aren't you?

Misumaru

You don't possess any hidden powers, and yet for some reason, you're always surrounded by a lot of people.

Keiki

That has also piqued my interest in you. It's like you hold a secret greater than any normal human could possibly hold.

Misumaru

Maybe there will soon come a time when we'll need your powers to help us.

Keiki

We need to keep working hard until that day comes.

Keiki

But if we do come running to you for help, you can be sure that what we ask of you won't be easy.

Misumaru

I will continue to watch over you. Let's meet again, PLAYER.

Futo

Argh! That accursed amanojaku...! She utterly ruined Lady Taishi's tournament!

Tojiko

It's a pity that we don't have a winner for the tournament, but that's OK since everyone had such a blast.

Tojiko

I'm certain Lady Taishi is also quite satisfiedー

Miko

*sigh*...

Futo

L-Lady Taishi?! What's the reason behind thy sighs?!

Tojiko

Are you unhappy about the way the tournament ended abruptly? Then let's call the participants back again...!

Miko

No, that's not it. I had another reason behind holding this tournament. I'm just a little upset that I couldn't achieve it...

Tojiko & Futo

What other reason?

Miko

The Fabricated Maidens brought a lot of people to my Divine Spirit Mausoleum... to my Senkai.

Miko

I kind of hoped that I'd be able to gather more believers by having them train under me...

Miko

But everyone rushed back home as soon as the tournament ended. No one stopped to listen to what I had to say.

Tojiko & Futo

That's heart-wrenching, Lady Taishi...

Miko

No matter how many plans I make or how I try to use the current trends, it never goes the way I want it to...

Miko

Gathering believers is not something that can be done half-heartedly...

Futo

Lady Taishi... I beseech thee to fret not! For I art thou number one believer! So prithee beest not disheartened!

Tojiko

That makes no sense! The point is that we need to work hard to get MORE believers!

Futo

What?! Didst thou just declare thyself a nonbeliever?!

Tojiko

No, of course, I believe in her! But that's beside the point! It's about doing what's best to cheer up Lady Taishi!

Miko

Hehe. My, my... You two never change, do you? I appreciate your continued support.

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