Kutaka's Crisis
Kutaka
Whaaaaaaaat?! I didn't know telework was a thing in the zashiki-warashi world!
Kutaka
I don't like the sound of that...!
Miyoi
I was surprised when I first heard about it too, but don't you think you're overreacting?
Kutaka
I don't know what "telework" means!
Miyoi
I didn't see that coming...
Kutaka
Maybe I'm out of touch...
Miyoi
I wouldn't say that. Telework is quite a new concept here in Gensokyo.
Kutaka
Do you know a lot about it?
Miyoi
Not really... I just know it lets people work from home.
Miyoi
That's what I heard, anyway. It's not like they've introduced it at Geidontei.
Kutaka
I-I didn't know you could work from home!
Kutaka
Come to think of it, I haven't seen any zashiki-warashi around lately.
Miyoi
Yeah, everyone seems to be loving telework. Apparently, it makes life a whole lot easier.
Miyoi
I guess the times really are a-changin'. Maybe it'll catch on all over Gensokyo.
Kutaka
That'd be so cool! Everyone's going to love it!
Kutaka
I'm worried, Miss Miyoi... I don't know whether this telework lifestyle will really make us happy.
Miyoi
Weren't you super excited about it? What made you change your mind?
Kutaka
So, a few days after we last spoke...
Kutaka
Word about telework got around, and everyone in Hell decided to try it out.
Kutaka
Yes, I now work from home.
Miyoi
Wow, nice! Isn't that what you wanted?!
Kutaka
Well... I was happy thinking I'd be able to relax more, but...
Kutaka
I'm always cooped up at home now! I eat nothing but junk, and I've stopped exercising entirely!
Kutaka
What's the point of telework if it's going to have a negative effect on people's health?! I've been losing sleep over this!
Miyoi
Hm, but you seem like you're capable of taking care of yourself―
Kutaka
That's not the point! I'm worried about the others! I can only imagine what state they'll end up in if this continues...
Miyoi
Oh, OK... That makes more sense.
Kutaka
Do you know how the zashiki-warashi are getting on now that they've been teleworking for a while?
Miyoi
Sorry, I've got no clue. It's not like I've been to see them.
Miyoi
But I'm a bit worried now...
Kutaka
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put strange ideas in your head!
Miyoi
Not at all! In fact, thank you for telling me.
Miyoi
Maybe I should go check in on them... but I can't just leave the pub unattended.
Kutaka
I wish there was something I could do...
Kutaka
Don't worry! I'll find a way to fix everything!
Kutaka
You take care of the pub, I'll handle the rest!
Miyoi
Really?! Thank you so much! Let me know if you need my help!
Kutaka
Actually, there is something you could do...
Kutaka
But I need to make some other arrangements before that. I'll come by again soon and fill you in!
Kutaka
See ya! And thanks for the meal!
Starting Up a Start-Up
Kutaka
Cock-a-doodle-doooooo!
Kutaka
It's morning! Time to rise and shine!
Morning, Kutaka. I'm wide awake, thanks to you.
Morning, Kutaka. How are you so lively this early?
Kutaka
Hehe, my crowing did the trick, I see!
Kutaka
I'm sorry for dropping in all of a sudden, but I need some advice.
Kutaka
―So that's why I'm here.
Kutaka
I kind of have a plan, but I don't know how exactly to go about it...
Kutaka
It's only a matter of time before people start having health problems. You'll help, right, Miss PLAYER?
You're so thoughtful. I should try and be more like you!
Of course, I'll help! So, what's the plan?
Kutaka
I want to help all the people cooped up inside better manage their health.
Kutaka
Giving advice is easy... but making sure they actually start exercising and eating right is another story.
Kutaka
I doubt I'll be able to do that alone. I don't have the skills, and there are too many people that need help...
Kutaka
Do you have any ideas? Is there a gadget or something I could use?
If only... Wait, maybe there is something.
It's more of a "someone" than a "something"...
Who's the most famous inventor in Gensokyo?
Nitori
I don't enjoy being treated like your personal problem solver!
Nitori
BUT! Since you've spoken so highly of my inventions, I'll let it slide!
Kutaka
So, um... can you help us?
Nitori
Never underestimate a kappa. These kinds of requests are an inventor's dream come true!
Nitori
This is quite an interesting issue. I'd like to take it on.
Kutaka
Wow, thank you so much! Now there are three of us!
Nitori
Hehe, telework is a big change for Gensokyo. I can't miss my chance to make a bucket-load of cash.
Kutaka
Huh, did you say something?
Nitori
Just that we can't miss our chance to save Gensokyo!
Kutaka
O-Oh... Yeah, it's always better to move quick and nip the problem in the bud!
Nitori
Come on, let's see if I've got any inventions you can use.
Nitori
Hmmm... so we need something that'll help all the teleworkers exercise and eat healthily.
Nitori
AHA! I found just the thing! Let me bring it out... Heave-ho!
Nitori
It's stationary, AND it doesn't occupy much space! I call it the Runmill Infinity - Version 6!
Kutaka
I-It has quite a... unique design.
Nitori
I made it for the head of the Keiga Family.
Nitori
Do you see the belt on top? It loops all the way around the bottom, so you can run in place!
Kutaka
W-Wow, that's amazing! This will easily solve the exercise problem!
Nitori
Um... The thing is, it has a lot of flaws.
Nitori
It's extremely heavy, for one. But that's 'cause I built it to withstand Saki's leg strength.
Nitori
It can also be dangerous if the user isn't careful, especially if they can't fly.
Nitori
The belt operates using the energy generated by the user. The more you run, the faster the belt moves.
Nitori
It gets faster and faster, and eventually, you won't be able to keep up.
Nitori
You'll trip over the belt and get thrown off. The only way to avoid it would be to fly off before that happens.
Kutaka
Then how is this "just the thing"?!
Nitori
Don't you like it? I was trying to build a perpetual motion machine!
What about Miss Saki? Did she like it?
Surely this is risky even for her unmatched leg strength.
Nitori
She laughed and called it child's play. But the next thing I knew, she'd been sent flying over the horizon.
Kutaka
How long will it take for you to make this safe to use? I don't want to wait too long to get started...
Nitori
I'd have to rethink the whole design. It'd take at least a few days... Hm, I guess the Runmill Infinity is no good.
Nitori
Anyway, let's move on to the eating problem! Every household needs a Kappatissier 39!
Nitori
All you have to do is put the ingredients in here, and it'll automatically churn out a delicious dessert!
Kutaka
Whoa, that's incredible! As long as the ingredients are nutritious, it shouldn't be a problem!
Nitori
Oh, right... Sorry, I forgot you wanted something healthy.
Nitori
Um, this machine only works with cucumbers. It makes cucumber cake, cucumber ice cream, cucumber parfait...
Kutaka
That's hardly a balanced diet... I don't think we can use this one either.
Nitori
It was a big hit among the kappa, though...
It won't be easy to modify your old inventions.
Why don't we come up with a more detailed plan first?
Kutaka
Yeah, that sounds like a better idea.
Nitori
Sorry I couldn't help you... *sigh*
Nitori
But I might know someone who can.
Kutaka
Really?! Let's go see them!
Nitori
I don't know if I want to, though...
The First Business Meeting
Takane
Wow, that's a great business idea! I'll be more than happy to be a part of it!
Kutaka
But... we aren't doing this for money―
Nitori
We all know how money-minded she is. But at the end of the day, we'll be helping the people of Gensokyo.
Kutaka
That's true. I suppose it's fine as long as we're doing what we set out to do...
Takane
Whoa, who are you calling money-minded?! How are you any different?!
Kutaka
Really, Miss Nitori? Are you also in this to make a profit?
Nitori
N-No way! I just want to help the people of Gensokyo.
Takane
Look me in the eye and say that again.
Nitori
A-Anyway, let's just focus on the plan! This kind of thing is right up your alley, if I'm not mistaken.
Takane
All right, fine. I'll tell you what I've got in mind.
Kutaka
You've already come up with an idea?!
Takane
Well, it's kind of a rehash of a plan I already had.
Takane
It'll be like a home delivery service with a twist! I think this is a good opportunity to try it out!
Nitori
Really? A home delivery service? Couldn't you have come up with something more original?
Takane
I said "with a twist"!
Takane
It's usually the restaurant's job to take orders, prepare the food, and deliver it. We'll only do the first and last step!
Nitori
You mean we'll only take orders and deliver the food?
Takane
That way, people can even order from places that don't deliver. It'll make literally all sorts of food accessible.
Kutaka
W-Wow, that'll be super convenient!
Takane
And we can deliver them some health-related advice while we're at it.
Takane
It's the perfect business plan that'll not only benefit restaurants but also help build healthy habits.
Nitori
Hm, I'd love to find flaws, but I don't see any. I guess you really are the best at coming up with plans...
Takane
Yep, I'm a genius!
Takane
Now you know what you've got to do, right?
Nitori
Yeah, I'll arrange for the machinery and equipment we need!
Kutaka
I'm so glad I have you two by my side!
Nitori
We first need to set up a system that'll allow us to take orders from all over Gensokyo. Our plan won't work without it.
Takane
Once we have that in place, we just gotta coordinate with the restaurants.
People are gonna love it!
Kutaka
I know, right?! Let's work together to make this a success!
Takane
Nooo waaaaay! That's never gonna work!
Nitori
You stay out of this! It's MY job to decide that!
Takane
You're gonna waste our time and money! You won't last in the business world if you can't stick to a schedule and a budget!
Nitori
You don't get it at all! What's the point in doing that if it's going to lower our standards?!
Takane
It's MY plan, so I get to decide!
Nitori
We're working as a team, so it's not just your decision! Stop acting like you're our leader!
Takane
Grrrr! This is exactly why all your plans fail!
Nitori
Come again?! Don't you know failure is the mother of success?!
Takane & Nitori
Let's settle this with a battle!
Kutaka
*sigh* We've got a rocky road ahead...
Kutaka
Have you guys calmed down now? You can disagree all you want, but please don't fight!
Nitori
Sorry, I lost my composure for a bit there. I know we don't have time to argue...
Takane
I'm sorry, too. I wasn't listening at all...
Nitori
Takane... we really need the system I'm building.
Nitori
But I know I'll mess it up if I have to do it alone...
Takane
*sigh* Fine. I'll help as much as I can.
Kutaka
I'm here, too! Just let me know what you need! Let's not forget we're a team!
Takane
Gosh... now let's get serious.
Advertising 101
Nitori
OK, it's finally ready!
Kutaka
Wow, I can't believe you got it done in only one day!
Takane
The framework itself wasn't all that complicated, but it's all thanks to the help we had from our friends.
Nitori
And did you do what we asked you to?
Kutaka
Yes, I got both things done! First, I went to Mister Rinnosuke, and somehow, he managed to finish the outfits in time!
Takane
Well done! Small things like these make a big difference!
Kutaka
This outfit is pretty different from what I'm used to wearing... Um, does it look OK?!
Nitori
They perfectly match the equipment I made! The owner of Kourindou sure has some amazing skills! But I'm better!
Takane
There you go singing your own praises again... But I'm really amazed at how well this fits.
I love that they compliment everyone's abilities!
You're gonna look awesome delivering food in them!
Kutaka
Hehe, you've made my day!
Takane
F-Focus, everyone! We still have to show you what we've been working on!
Kutaka
Are you talking about that huge balloon thing out there? Is that what I think it is?
Nitori
Yep, that's my latest killer invention!
Takane
You mean OUR latest invention. And stop calling it a killer.
Takane
It's designed after a hot-air balloon, but this one's affixed to the ground using ropes.
Takane
We've installed more balloons like this one all over Gensokyo. People can use them to place their orders.
Kutaka
You mean they'll have to fly to us with them?
Takane
Hahaha! Not at all! It's impossible to fly them. They're just comfortable spaces to house messenger pigeons.
Kutaka
Oh, now I get it! So that's why the second thing you asked me to do was to gather messenger pigeons!
Nitori
Exactly! Customers can use them to place orders.
Nitori
The process is quite simple.
Nitori
They just have to put down their name, address, and what they want on an order form, and give it to a pigeon.
Takane
We've got some exceptional pigeons lined up. They'll get the order forms to us, no problem.
Takane
And it's all thanks to you, Kutaka.
Kutaka
I just did what you guys told me to! You're the amazing ones!
I think you've all done a great job!
I wish I could've helped more...
Nitori
You say that, but you've done an incredible job spreading the word about our service!
Nitori
Look, we already have customers!
Takane
Those aren't customers! They're fairies poking around our hot-air balloon!
Nitori
Oh, no! They're gonna deflate it and ruin everything!
Kutaka
Th-That doesn't sound good! We better stop them quick!
Nitori
That was a close one... They were going to shut us down before we even got off the ground.
Takane
Fairies are curious by nature. It's no surprise they'd be intrigued by something unfamiliar like a hot-air balloon.
Kutaka
And here I thought we had customers...
Takane
Maybe we didn't think this through. We need to find a way to keep those fairies from messing with our balloons.
Nitori
Hm, is there something the fairies dislike? We could place it around the balloons to keep them away.
Takane
You mean like a scarecrow? But what could we use...?
I know where we can get amulets to ward them off.
Plus, everybody fears the shrine maiden there.
Nitori
That's brilliant! We'll stick "Hakurei Shrine" on all of our balloons! That should scare them away!
Kutaka
They'll think twice before messing with them for sure!
Takane
And I'm pretty sure Reimu won't have a problem with free advertising.
Terms and Conditions Apply
Reimu
I refuse. It may not look like it, but I'm quite busy, you know?
Takane
Liar! I bet you just sit around sipping tea all day long!
Reimu
How rude. I call it pondering over important things.
Nitori
You don't even have to do anything! Just let us use your name!
Reimu
Naaah, I still don't wanna...
Takane & Nitori
Booooooo!
Kutaka
U-Um, we've been working really hard for this! Could you please reconsider?!
Reimu
Do you seriously think hard work can get you everything in life? The village doomsayer is more convincing than you.
Nitori
Why can't you see that it's a good deal for you, too?!
Takane
It'll be like free advertising for Hakurei Shrine! I'm sure you'll get more visitors!
Nitori
You just need to lend us your name and your offering box will fill up with money!
Reimu
This is sounding shadier by the minute...
Takane
All right, fine! We'll go ask Moriya Shrine or Myouren Temple! You're not our only option, you know?!
Takane
We only came to you first 'cause Hakurei Shrine is like the face of Gensokyo.
Nitori
We're serious, Reimu.
Nitori
It looks like you want to see everyone rejoicing over Moriya Shrine's name printed all over our balloons.
Kutaka
Let's not be mean now...
Takane
Whose side are you on, Kutaka?!
Kutaka
We're doing this to help people, remember. We can't go around being dishonest.
Kutaka
Otherwise, none of this is going to work.
Nitori
I guess you have a point...
Reimu
...What's this now?
Reimu, we really want to help everyone in Gensokyo.
I swear it's not for personal gain.
Reimu
Finally, someone's talking sense. I don't know why you thought trying to swindle me was gonna help you.
Reimu
All right, I'll give you what you want. But I'm only doing this for Kutaka.
Reimu
Now get ready to do this Gensokyo style. I hope you know what I mean.
Reimu
We're gonna have a battle of bullets, of course! I need to see how sincere you guys are!
Nitori
O-OK! We got this!
Takane
No more playing nice! Watch us prove ourselves worthy of the Hakurei name!
Reimu
Bring it on! I'm not gonna hold back, either!
Reimu
Is that all you've got? You guys sure know how to talk big...
Nitori
W-We're not done yet!
Takane
Yeah, stop acting like it's over!
Reimu
You're kidding, right? You wanna keep going even after I crushed you?
Takane
That's how you run a business! Not being taken seriously is all the more reason to push harder!
Nitori
But more than any of that, I don't want to let Kutaka down!
Kutaka
I'm not giving up, either!
Kutaka
I may not be good enough alone, but I'll never give up while my teammates are with me!
Takane & Nitori
Huuuuuuuuuh?!
Reimu
I just wanted to see how serious you guys are, and I've seen enough. There's no point in continuing this now.
Reimu
I'm letting you use my shrine's name, so you better not fail.
Reimu
And if you get in any trouble, leave me out of it!
Reimu
And one more thing...
Reimu
You owe me a share of the profits in addition to the fee for using my name!
The First Order
Takane
How does it look? Is it crooked?
Nitori
No, it's fine. The "Hakurei" stands out well.
Kutaka
OK, great. I think that covers all the hot-air balloons. Now we only have to wait for the orders to start coming in!
Takane
The Hakurei name should help with that.
Takane
But, it's a new concept, so I guess people are apprehensive to try it out. The name should put people at ease, though.
Nitori
Oh, look, we have an order!
Kutaka
Good, the pigeon's carrying an order form. Let's see what's on here...
Kutaka
The order's from Sunny, Luna, and Star.
Kutaka
"Address: Our house. Dish: Nemuno's food."
Kutaka
That's what it says.
Takane
So our first order is from fairies, huh? It makes sense as they're curious little things.
Nitori
Nemunoki isn't that far from here. Come on, we can get this done in no time.
Kutaka
Hellooooo! Miss Nemuno, are you there?
Nemuno
Whaddya want? Stop creatin' a ruckus outside me restaurant.
Kutaka
S-Sorry! Um, we just wanted to place an order...
Nemuno
Here ta eat? Then ya better have a seat.
Nitori
Actually... we aren't like your regular customers...
Takane
We take orders from people and deliver food to their desired location. It's a new service we've started.
Takane
We help people order from restaurants that don't deliver, including from places that they might not have heard about.
Nemuno
Basically, yer deliverin' for me, yeah? I gotta say, it's quite convenient. People can enjoy their food wherever they want.
Takane
Yep, that pretty much sums it up. We plan on cutting a deal with other outlets, too.
Takane
We're here to collect a dish for our customers. Are you OK with taking these kinds of orders going forward?
Takane
You gotta at least give it a try. It'll bring in new customers without any additional effort on your part.
Kutaka
Miss Takane is such a go-getter!
Nitori
This is what she's good at.
Nemuno
OK, I'll give it a go if it's gonna get me new customers!
Takane
Thank you! We look forward to working with you!
Wow, she sold the idea within seconds...
Wow, look at that smile! I'd buy anything from her!
Nemuno
So, whaddya want me ta make?
Nitori
The order is from the Three Fairies of Light. All they've asked for is "Nemuno's food."
Nemuno
OK, then I'll pick somethin' random from me menu.
Takane
That should be fine. How much will that cost?
Nemuno
This one's on the house. But I want ya to pass on a message for me in return.
Nemuno
If ya like me cookin', come visit me restaurant sometime. I'll be waitin' ta welcome ya.
Kutaka
Helloooooo! We're here to deliver the food you ordered!
Sunny Milk
WHOA! That scared me!
Luna Child
Wow, I didn't think that pigeon would actually deliver our order form!
Star Sapphire
That was super fast! This is so convenient!
Sunny Milk
But... we don't have any money yet.
Star Sapphire
I found this weird stone earlier. Will this do?
Luna Child
I don't think so. Maybe we should just dine and dash...
Takane
Hey, that's not nice... But, this was your first order, so it's on the house.
Takane
You can thank Nemuno for it. She also said that if you like the food, you should eat at her restaurant next time.
Star Sapphire
I thought she was a scary yamanba... but that was really nice.
Luna Child
We gotta go thank her in person!
Sunny Milk
Yeah! But first―
Fairies of Light
Let's eat!
Kutaka
Oh, I almost forgot. You have to battle us after you're done eating.
Fairies of Light
What, why?!
Kutaka
Have you been going outside to play lately? Lack of exercise isn't good for you.
Kutaka
We're just trying to get everyone to be more health-conscious! Don't worry, you can enjoy your meal first.
Sunny Milk
Aaaah... I'm so tired...
Star Sapphire
But the food from Nemuno was yummy.
Luna Child
I guess some exercise to help digestion isn't that bad.
Kutaka
I'm glad you're satisfied with your order! We'll look forward to your next one!
Takane
Our first order was a success! Let's keep the ball rolling!
Nitori
Just don't get too greedy, OK? That's usually why all your plans fail.
Dango Delivery
Kutaka
I'm curious to see what order we're going to get next!
Nitori
People probably still don't know about us. Once they do, the orders will start pouring in―
Nitori
Aaand there's one!
Takane
We've got some really good pigeons.
Kutaka
This one's from Miss Kasen Ibaraki!
Kutaka
And she wants vegetarian cuisine prepared by a youkai. Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
Takane
But the only place I can think of for vegetarian cuisine is the youkai temple.
Kutaka
Ah, yes, Myouren Temple! Maybe if we ask them nicely, they'll prepare some food for Miss Kasen.
Takane
You really think so? It's not like they run a restaurant... and I was kinda joking.
Kutaka
There's no harm in asking. We can always consider other options if they refuse!
Takane
A-All right, I'm up for it...
Byakuren
Be careful not to drop it on your way. And please give Miss Kasen my regards.
Kutaka
Got it! Thank you!
Takane
I didn't think it'd be that easy...
Kutaka
OK, now let's take this to Miss Kasen―
Nitori
Wait a minute! How about we throw in a dessert?
Takane
What's this all of a sudden?
Nitori
I-It's cause this one's for Kasen...
Nitori
I kind of had a tiff with her, and things have been awkward ever since. I thought maybe I could do something nice for her.
Takane
Oh, now the dessert makes more sense. She was mad about the kappa making a mist-catching machine, wasn't she?
Takane
Come to think of it, I also got in a row with her during our yamawaro survival game.
Nitori
Just think about her reaction when she sees the two of us delivering her order together...
Takane
She's probably gonna think we're up to no good.
Kutaka
And that's why you're trying to get on her good side by bribing her with dessert, huh?
I don't know how I'd feel about her accepting a bribe...
Nitori
It's not really a bribe. It's just a little way of saying sorry.
Kutaka
I guess you could look at it that way...
Takane
Great! Now that we all agree, let's go get a dessert and deliver it along with this dish!
Kasen
I don't remember ordering any dango...
Kasen
What's the meaning of this? And why are the two of you delivering my food?
Kutaka
Wait! Take a closer look at the dango before doing anything rash!
Kasen
Why, what's so special about it―
Kasen
Is this from where I think it's from?! I heard they only sell 30 of these at a time and on completely random days!
Kutaka
Yeah! It's the number one seller there! Miss Nitori and Miss Takane got them especially for you!
Kutaka
They want you to forget whatever happened in the past and build a relationship of trust!
Kasen
I-I see... Hm, but I don't know if I can do that...
Kasen
Well, it'd be too cruel to simply reject your efforts, so I guess I could give you a chance.
Takane
Well done, Kutaka! You really have a way with words!
Nitori
Good thing I was able to get my hands on those dango!
Kutaka
Just one more thing... We've been going around providing a battle of bullets service to help people stay active―
Kutaka
―Actually, scratch that. You don't need it. You already have a well-managed lifestyle.
Kasen
Maybe, but if it's a service, then I'd like to make use of it.
Kasen
It'll be like a pre-meal workout.
Kasen
Is that all you've got?! You need to work on your teamwork!
Kutaka
H-Huh, how did she turn the tables on us?!
Nitori
Why is this happening?!
Takane
We're no match for her...
Kasen
Silence! No talking during training!
Kutaka
Um, when did this turn into a training session?
In the Nick of Time
Takane
Ow-ow-ow... I'm still hurting from that battle with Kasen.
Kutaka
But she loved our service! The free dango really worked wonders!
Nitori
Good thing that's over, though. We can relax till the next order comes in―
Nitori
Stupid pigeon! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!
Kutaka
You scared it away!
Kutaka
At least it delivered the order form before flying away. But what's this? I can't read this text at all...
Takane
Maybe it's a prank.
Nitori
Let me see that. Oh, this is written in kappa language. No wonder you couldn't read it.
Kutaka
So is our next order from a kappa?
Nitori
No, it's from Kosuzu. But she wants it delivered to the Hieda Residence.
Kutaka
It couldn't have been a mistake... right?
Nitori
I don't think so. Not when she's gone out of her way to use kappa language.
Takane
She's made an order, so I think we should fulfill it.
Nitori
Yeah, and she wants us to deliver something that will "boost Akyuu's energy levels."
Nitori
Ooooh, nice idea! That'll give her the boost she needs!
Takane
Come on, let's get going!
Kutaka
Helloooooooo? We have a food delivery for Miss Akyuu!
Akyuu
OK, I'm done with this, now I just need to polish this bit up...
Akyuu
Oh, no... I forgot to write about that other thing. Now I have to rewrite this whole part...
Akyuu
Another mistake?! I don't have time to redo all of this!
Akyuu
AAAAAAAAAH, I spilled ink all over! This has been the worst week ever!
Kutaka
Are you OK, Miss Akyuu?!
Akyuu
Hehe... *holds back tears*
Akyuu
*sob*... *sniff* I'm the head of the Hieda family, I can't break down over little things like this...
Nitori
We have a delivery for you!
Takane
Here's your piping hot lamprey!
Akyuu
EEK! When did you get here?!
Nitori
We finally got your attention.
Takane
I can see you're having a tough time, but you need to calm down.
Akyuu
Did you... see me cry?
Kutaka
We're sorry, we didn't mean to...
Akyuu
No, it's OK. It's my fault for not noticing you.
Akyuu
Did you say you're here to deliver lamprey? I don't remember ordering that.
Nitori
We know. Kosuzu is the one who ordered it.
Akyuu
Why would she do that?
Takane
I think I know why. She probably knew you were going through a rough patch and was worried about you.
Kutaka
That's why she ordered something that'd give you energy.
Kutaka
So, here. Enjoy Miss Mystia's special grilled lamprey!
Akyuu
I've been so busy with work lately that I don't even remember when I last took a break...
Akyuu
It looks like I've made Kosuzu worry.
Akyuu
Thank you, everyone. I think I'll go see Kosuzu and thank her for the meal in person.
Kutaka
That's a great idea! It was totally worth rushing to get this food delivered to you!
Akyuu
OK, I'll leave right away―
Akyuu
Um, my body's stiff from all that sitting. I think I better spend some time stretching or I'll have a problem walking.
Kutaka
Then let's have a light battle of bullets so you can get some exercise.
Akyuu
A battle of bullets?
Nitori
It's just a little extra service we provide.
Takane
Lately, everyone's been teleworking, so we're trying to help them exercise and stay healthy.
Akyuu
I apologize for all the trouble, but I'd like to take you up on that offer.
Let's remember to keep things light!
Let's not be too rough. Akyuu is already tired.
Takane & Nitori
It'll be fine! Only Nitori would be that insensitive. It'll be fine! Only Takane would be that insensitive.
Takane & Nitori
What did you say?!
Akyuu
Phew, I feel much better now.
Akyuu
I need to remind myself to exercise regularly.
Kutaka
Don't forget to eat right. Exercise and nutritious food are the foundations of a healthy life!
Akyuu
That's true. By the way...
Akyuu
Are those two going to be OK?
Nitori
How dare you... Takane! Don't think I didn't see you aim at me during the confusion...
Takane
Look who's talking... You didn't shoot at anyone else but me from the start...
Kutaka
Don't mind them. This is nothing compared to when they really get fired up!
Pigeons Aplenty
Nitori
Whoa, it's raining messenger pigeons!
Takane
It looks like word finally got around. Maybe we can add additional fees for different timeslots, and express delivery...
Kutaka
Stop being greedy! We started this whole thing to help people!
Takane
Ahahaha... I-I know, I was just joking!
Nitori
This isn't the time to mess around! We're swamped with orders!
Takane
I-I can't believe Nitori is the one talking sense!
Kutaka
I thought that was my job...
Takane
I think we're getting the hang of this now! C'mon, let's do our best to keep everyone healthy and happy!
Nitori
Spoken like a true business woman...
Laziness Looms
Kutaka
New day, new deliveries! Time to deliver food and brighten everyone's mood!
Takane
How are you so chipper when we're being bombarded with all these orders...
Kutaka
Doesn't it make you happy to know there are so many people counting on us?
Nitori
I feel like I've heard this same conversation every day since we started... C'mon, we need to get our next order delivered.
Nitori
It's for the Grassroots Youkai Network. They're basically our regular customers now.
Takane
I'd say it's time to expand our business. I wanna work with many more restaurants...
Nitori
I don't think we should rush it. We need to lay more groundwork first!
Kutaka
What are the two of you whispering about over there?
Kutaka
You guys are talking about business stuff again, aren't you?!
Takane
I don't know what you mean! We were just talking about how important it is to stay healthy!
Nitori
Yeah, what she said! Now come on, we better get this delivered!
Kutaka
You two are never going to change, are you?
Kutaka
Hello, we're here to deliver your food!
Kagerou
Oh... OK, thanks.
Wakasagihime
The food's here already?
Sekibanki
What do we have today? Well, whatever's fine.
Kutaka
You're all acting strange. Is everything OK? We can skip the battle if you're not feeling too good.
Kagerou
What do you wanna do?
Wakasagihime
Don't ask me. I'll battle if you guys are up for it.
Sekibanki
Why do I have to decide? I guess since you guys are already here, we might as well.
Takane & Nitori
At least show some enthusiasm...
Takane
*sigh* I have a bad feeling about this...
Wakasagihime
Yeah, there was nothing we could do.
Sekibanki
Ahaha... You guys have gotten stronger.
Kutaka
What's going on with you three?! Where's your motivation?!
Nitori
Calm down, Kutaka...
Kagerou
Um... Sorry, but lately, I don't feel like doing anything.
Takane
Please don't apologize. We're the ones at fault here.
Takane
I didn't realize the problem either until just now... Simply put, we took things too far.
Takane
We thought we were helping teleworkers stay healthy by delivering nutritious food and helping them stay active...
Takane
But we didn't realize our plan was a success only because it was convenient...
Takane
You see it, don't you? Our service has made things too easy for everyone.
Kutaka
What's wrong with that?
Takane
Too much convenience only spoils people! Everything should be done in moderation.
Takane
Just look at what we've done.
Takane
The only thing our customers need to do is open their mouths and eat.
Takane
This is messed up. Humans, and youkai too for that matter, are quite capable of providing for themselves.
Takane
If they start depending on others to do that for them, they won't bother doing anything at all.
Kutaka
But that's why we have the battle of bullets service―
Takane
That clearly didn't work with this lot...
Takane
As we just saw, they didn't really care about the battle and didn't even take it seriously.
Nitori
You can lead a horse to water...
Kutaka
S-So what are we supposed to do?!
Don't worry, it wasn't all for nothing!
We can still work together and start over!
Takane
Yeah, we won't let your goodwill go to waste!
Nitori
Failure is the mother of success, Kutaka! I'd never invent anything if I lost heart over every failed attempt!
Kutaka
Miss Takane... Miss Nitori...!
Takane
But first, we need to knock some sense into these three!
Kutaka
Yeah! I won't give up so easily!
Grassroots Youkai Network
Huh...?
Wakasagihime
I'll stop being lazy...
Sekibanki
I'll do my best to live a healthier life...
Takane
I think that's good enough for these three.
Kutaka
But this is so frustrating...
Kutaka
I can't believe this is the result of all our efforts!
Nitori
We should be glad we caught it early.
Kutaka
Now we can rethink our strategy!
Takane
We'll have plenty more customers in the future, so let's find a way to do better!
Disaster Approaches
Nitori
Kutaka, are you still thinking about what happened earlier?
Kutaka
I'm sorry, I know I should stop worrying about it...
Takane
Well, I understand it's not easy, but you're only making yourself feel worse.
Nitori
Let's just focus on what we need to do right now. Then, bit by bit, everything will eventually fall into place.
Kutaka
You're right. Moping around isn't going to solve anything!
???
Oh, hello. I thought I heard familiar voices...
Yachie
What could possibly make a kappa, a yamawaro, the god of chickens, and PLAYER work together?
Kutaka
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in the Animal Realm?
Yachie
I'm just here to spy. Gotta work toward taking over Gensokyo someday.
Takane
Shouldn't you be a bit more covert about these things...?
Takane
How do you even plan on doing that? Gensokyo's got plenty of people protecting it.
Yachie
I obviously know it's not gonna be easy.
Yachie
Or rather, it wouldn't be, IF things were still normal around here. I think it'll be pretty easy if we try now.
Nitori
Wh-What do you mean?
Yachie
I heard youkai have started working from home, which means there's no one to stop us from taking over.
Yachie
Sure, Reimu, Yukari Yakumo, and Okina might put up a fight, but things are still massively in our favor.
Yachie
Did you know there has been a decline in youkai sightings reported by humans?
Yachie
If this continues, the humans will stop fearing youkai. And I'm sure you don't need me to explain what that means.
Takane
Youkai grow weak if people stop believing in them, and in the worst case, they might even cease to exist.
Kutaka
S-Stop trying to scare us!
Yachie
But it may very well happen, you know? At least with the way things have been lately.
Yachie
And the repercussions won't stop there.
Yachie
If they no longer fear youkai, they won't hesitate to encroach upon youkai territory.
Yachie
Youkai have been protecting people and helping anyone that gets injured in those areas.
Yachie
But if they no longer exist, it's only a matter of time before humans start dying with no one to protect them.
Nitori
There's no way the big shots in Gensokyo will let that happen!
Yachie
Maybe. But it's still an interesting thought.
Yachie
I'd like to see what kind of incident they'll set off to bring balance back to Gensokyo if that happens.
If they go all out, Gensokyo's doomed...!
*shudder* I don't even want to think about it!
Kutaka
But that's what will end up happening if we don't fix this problem soon!
Yachie
Yeah, well, at least that's my opinion.
Kutaka
No way I'm going to let that happen!
Nitori
Yeah! Don't underestimate the youkai of Gensokyo!
Yachie
Hehe, I really hope you're not just acting tough. But I do think there's still time to stop the worst from happening.
Takane
It sounds like you're here to help us rather than "take over Gensokyo."
Yachie
Well, you'll never know. But I'll tell you this one thing.
Yachie
We're always waiting for the right time to strike, and we won't hesitate to take action.
Yachie
You'd do well not to forget that...
Living in the Library
Kutaka
We've been delivering healthy food and helping our customers stay active.
Kutaka
But that's only made people complacent. We've unintentionally been promoting the stay-at-home life.
Kutaka
And that's why we need to change the way we've been doing things.
Nitori
If we go by what Yachie told us, the situation is already pretty grim.
Kutaka
Even if she was exaggerating to provoke us, I don't see any harm in being cautious.
Takane
So now we need to focus on getting people to be more active, or rather improve their lifestyle as a whole.
Kutaka
Yeah, let's work together to protect our Gensokyo!
Nitori
I agree! It's time to toughen up!
Takane
I'm in, too. This isn't the time to be worrying about making a profit.
Kutaka
Thank you! Now that we know what we need to do, let's deliver our next order!
Takane
This one's from Patchouli. The address is the library in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She wants some sweets.
Nitori
She's, like, the queen of staying indoors... Couldn't we have started with something easier?
If we succeed with her, it'll be a huge boost!
I-It's gonna be OK! She's a good match for us!
Kutaka
OK, let's stay positive!
Nitori
I didn't think it'd be this easy to get inside the mansion...
Kutaka
As a guard myself, I'd usually have a thing or two to say, but today I'm glad the gatekeeper is asleep...
Takane
Deliveries are normally done at the gate.
Takane
But the address we were given is the library, which means she doesn't even want to leave her room.
Nitori
I doubt this has got anything to do with telework, though... Hasn't she always been like that?
Patchouli
That's not a nice thing to say about your customer.
Kutaka
EEK! I-I didn't know you were here!
Patchouli
Where else would I be? This is my library.
Takane
True, but... you are allowed to leave, you know?
Patchouli
And just so you don't underestimate our mansion, I'll have you know the security here isn't all that lax.
Patchouli
Remi and Sakuya know you've entered the premises. They allowed it only because I informed them about the delivery.
Kutaka
Was that also why the gatekeeper let us through?!
Patchouli
Can I have my sweets now?
Nitori
She was really asleep, wasn't she?!
Takane
I'm glad you made this easy for us. Here are your sweets.
Patchouli
Thank you. The rumors were true. Your service is really convenient.
Kutaka
Delivering food is not all we do. Helping our customers get some exercise is also a part of our service.
Kutaka
Why don't you give it a try?
Patchouli
No need. I'm fine without it.
Kutaka
No, no, we insist.
Patchouli
Thanks, but maybe some other time.
Kutaka
Come on, don't be shy.
Patchouli
Forcing me isn't doing me any service!
Nitori
It's a limited-time offer. The customer isn't allowed to refuse during this offer period.
Patchouli
Then it's not an offer, is it?!
Takane
A little exercise won't do you any harm. It's not good to stay cooped up underground all the time.
Patchouli
I don't care as long as it isn't affecting me right now!
Kutaka
It looks like words aren't going to convince her. I think we need to try something else.
Patchouli
Huh, what's that supposed to mean...?
Patchouli
*huff* *huff* I-I can't... I can't move anymore...
Nitori
I didn't know Kutaka could be so extreme...
Takane
She has put her heart and soul into this service. It's no wonder she feels responsible.
Sakuya
I was wondering what you were doing taking Lady Patchouli outside...
Kutaka
M-Miss Sakuya?! Um... we had good reason for this!
Patchouli
Nice timing, Sakuya. Throw these scoundrels out right now!
Sakuya
I refuse. I'm here only to thank them.
Sakuya
Lady Patchouli is our guest. It's our job to take care of her health. But you did that for us, and for that, I thank you.
Nitori
Y-You're welcome...?
Patchouli
S-Sakuya? What are you saying?
Sakuya
I didn't know how to go about it. But now I've made up my mind.
Sakuya
Sometimes a stern hand is needed. I now know that pampering someone isn't the same as taking care of them.
Takane
Sorry, we overstepped our boundaries. But I guess she's in good hands.
Sakuya
Yes, we'll handle the rest. And I'll be rooting for you all. I hope you succeed in what you've set out to do.
The STRONGEST Customer
Takane
I'm amazed we figured out where to deliver this next one...
Nitori
Just look at this order. From: "Us," Address: "Our house," Order: "Lots of delicious food."
Nitori
I can think of only one person who'd write something like that. And I'm sure she doesn't think there's anything wrong with it.
Takane
It won't be our fault if we get this one wrong. I won't even feel bad about it!
Kutaka
Now, now... It's all a part of our job.
Kutaka
Helloooooo?! Anybody home?
Kutaka
Um... W-We're here with your food!
Kutaka
You asked for something delicious, so we got Geidontei to prepare an assortment of yummy food!
Daiyousei
Cirno, stop that. You're acting pretty rude.
Nitori
What's wrong with her? Why is she being so strange?
Daiyousei
She doesn't feel like doing anything... And apparently, that includes talking and moving.
Takane
Am I the only one who wants to smack her right now?!
Wriggle
It's so cool in here despite being so hot outside. If you fired up the grill at the restaurant today, you'd melt!
Mystia
Yeah, only a fool would grill lamprey on a day like this.
Rumia
Yeah *chomp* *chomp*
Daiyousei
Rumia, stop chewing on Cirno's wings...
Wriggle
Yeah, we've got proper food. Eat that instead.
Mystia
There's food?! How nice!
Kutaka
That's right! The god of chickens is here to deliver your food!
Nitori
What's wrong with everyone? ...Is this what happens when people use the cooler too much?
Takane
They seem to be showing severe symptoms. They're usually so full of energy. I've never seen them like this.
Maybe this is what Yachie was talking about...
We're probably seeing the effects on weak fairies first.
Nitori
It's all because they stopped going out and scaring the humans with their pranks.
Daiyousei
C'mon, let's eat. We don't want to waste all this food.
Rumia
Food... fooooood...
Wriggle
That's too much work... Can someone feed me?
Kutaka
Don't worry, we'll feed you.
Wriggle
Thanks, that'll be great.
Nitori
What are you doing, Kutaka?! Are you seriously going to feed them?!
Takane
I don't think she's talking about food.
Nitori
Oh... Now I get it.
Kutaka
We'll feed you some hot and tasty bullets!
Kutaka
We're doing this to get you back to your energetic selves! Don't worry, we'll give you the best service we can!
Cirno
Huh, what was I doing all this time?!
Kutaka
Look outside! It's such a beautiful day! It's perfect for playing outdoors!
Cirno
C'mon, guys! We've got pranks to play! Gensokyo―I mean THE WORLD is waiting for us!
Nitori
I hope they enjoy their meal together once they're back from playing. Maybe it'll taste better when they're hungry.
Takane
What's that saying? Hunger is the best sauce or something.
Takane
But fairies running amok sounds like a whole new problem...
Kutaka
It's still better than losing Gensokyo.
Gaming Addict
Kagerou
Ugh... Not one again! I'll never reach the finish with the kind of numbers I'm rolling!
Rinnosuke
It's my turn next... Oh, a six.
Kagerou
What?! That's your third six in a row! You better not be cheating!
Rinnosuke
How would I do that? Rolling dice is pure luck. Sometimes I get lucky.
Kagerou
That's not true! You'll never roll a six if you don't believe you can!
Kagerou
The trick to consistently win board games is to rely on luck as little as possible!
Kagerou
I always aim to roll the number I want!
Rinnosuke
Ahaha... Now that wouldn't be possible without cheating.
Rinnosuke
Please excuse me for a minute. I'll be right back.
Kagerou
Again? I can't play this on my own, so you better hurry back.
Rinnosuke
Ahaha... Of course.
Kutaka
You seem awfully tired. Are you OK?
Rinnosuke
I'm fine. I think I can manage for another half a day before I collapse.
Takane
Whoa, you're in worse shape than I thought.
Rinnosuke
There weren't any customers for her to play with so I made the mistake of offering to play a game with her...
Rinnosuke
And she's been here ever since. Even today, she's eaten up almost half a day of my time over this.
Nitori
Wow, she's totally obsessed... Now I understand why she wrote "Food I can eat while gaming" on the order form.
Takane
But she isn't even eating it. She's just focused on the game.
Kutaka
Miss Kagerou usually plays here, doesn't she? Has she always been like this?
Rinnosuke
No, she's never had such an unhealthy obsession with games before.
Rinnosuke
She had stopped playing for a while. But then, she just showed up a couple of days ago.
Kutaka
A couple of days ago, you say...?
Nitori
Isn't that around the time we went to deliver food to the Grassroots Youkai Network?
Takane
Maybe she took our advice and decided to come here?
Rinnosuke
She looked kind of weak when she got here, though. I told her she should go home and get some rest.
Rinnosuke
But she completely ignored me and started playing all these board games.
Rinnosuke
Whenever she gets bored with a game, she just switches to another. She hasn't left the store once since she got here...
Kutaka
You mean she's been living here?!
Takane
Yikes... But I'm amazed she managed to get here despite being so weak.
Nitori
I don't get how she can be so engrossed in all those games in this state...
Kutaka
Anyway, we can't just ignore this. We need to snap her out of it!
Kutaka
That's enough for today, Miss Kagerou!
Kagerou
Wh-What are you doing?! Give that back! It was just getting good!
Kutaka
Didn't we tell you not to go overboard with the games?! Kids who break their promises get their games taken away!
Takane
When did we say that? And why are you acting like you're her mom?
Nitori
I kinda get where she's coming from...
Kutaka
If you want to play that bad, you're going to have to fight us first!
Kutaka
We win! Here, eat this for now! It's Geidontei's special onigiri!
Kagerou
*munch* *munch* Mmm, yummy...
Nitori
It looks like you haven't eaten for days. No wonder you're enjoying it so much!
Kagerou
Yeah... I can literally feel my body being reenergized!
Takane
I get that games can be fun, but you can have fun outside, too, you know?
Kutaka
Why don't you try it if you're feeling better now?
Kutaka
The sunshine will do you good, and maybe you'll enjoy your games better after some fresh air.
Kagerou
I guess it's worth a shot...
Kagerou
I kinda feel bad now. This is the second time you guys have had to help me out.
Kutaka
Don't worry about it! We've taken it upon ourselves to do this!
Nitori
But if we catch you acting weird again, you're gonna have to face a much rougher battle!
Kagerou
I-I'll make sure that doesn't happen. And I'll pass on the message to Wakasagihime and Sekibanki, too!
Order Overload
Nitori
The negative effects of staying at home have been spreading pretty quick. I think it's time to go all out!
Takane
At first, I was in this just for the money. I never dreamt it'd affect the fate of Gensokyo...
Takane
But I'd say it isn't all bad. Once everyone knows we saved the day...
Nitori
There you go again... But, well, I guess you're right. That'll definitely help our business.
Kutaka
The orders are pouring in! We need to hurry up and get these delivered!
Takane
I think that takes care of all the orders.
Nitori
We even managed to get everyone to leave their homes. I'd say we're doing pretty good.
Kutaka
Yeah! If we keep this up, Gensokyo will be back to normal in no time!
Tewi the Terror
Kutaka
We've been doing this for a while now. Don't you think things have improved quite a lot?
Takane
Yeah, our customers have started living life the way they used to.
Nitori
And all we had to do was give them a little push. They were never the stay-at-home kind of people anyway.
Nitori
Maybe excluding one...
Takane
I think we can trust Sakuya to take care of her.
Kutaka
At least we were able to save Gensokyo!
Takane
Yeah! And now is the perfect time―
Takane
―To focus on business!
Kutaka
We're not doing this for the money! Haven't I been telling you that since the very beginning?!
Nitori
Let her be, Kutaka. That's just the kind of person she is―
Kutaka
Wh-What was that thud?!
Takane
It sounded as though something fell to the ground... I think it came from over there. Let's go check it out.
Tewi
YAAAAY! A stupid human fell for my trap!
Tewi
It's not safe to aimlessly walk around when you're lost! You gotta watch your step! A cute bunny might've dug some―
Takane
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Tewi
Th-The same thing I always do... I'm just teasing the humans.
Nitori
You've gone too far this time. How can you dig a hole so deep for a human?
Kutaka
Good thing this one isn't hurt.
Takane
You better have a good reason for this!
Tewi
A reason for what? Oh, you wanna know why I dug this pitfall so deep?
Tewi
Well, you know... it's been a while since I dug one, so I kinda got carried away!
What's wrong with you, Tewi?
This isn't right. This is not you...
Tewi
Is this how you react to something I've worked so hard on? And you haven't even apologized for getting in the way.
Takane
I see you're asking for another whack.
Kutaka
Clearly, you have no remorse! I'm not going to let you get away with this!
Nitori
Even I can't let this slide.
Tewi
Huh?! What are you guys getting so worked up about?!
Tewi
*sniff* I'm sorry. I hadn't played a prank in a while, so I got a bit carried away...
Takane
Yeah, OK, as long as you're sorry. But you better take that human to Eientei and get them checked.
Tewi
OK... I'm really sorry.
Kutaka
Was it really an innocent prank?
Nitori
Seems like it. But that's a problem in and of itself.
Nitori
Didn't you hear what Tewi said? People are finally emerging from their homes, but now they've lost all control.
Nitori
Maybe there are others like her. Things will get dangerous if everyone around here starts acting the same way.
Takane
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the word dangerous doesn't even begin to describe what some of these youkai are capable of.
Kutaka
Wh-What should we do?!
Nitori
I wish we could do something, but I don't think we have the means to help...
Takane
Then we need someone who does!
Takane
I'm talking about the youkai-exterminating shrine maiden, of course! She can bring balance to Gensokyo!
Reimu to the Rescue
Reimu
OK, everything's ready.
Kutaka
Miss Reeeeeeeeeeimu!
Kutaka
I'm glad we found you here! Please listen to what we have to say!
Reimu
What do you want now? Are you here to ask me to let you use my first name, too?
Takane
No, but we need your help!
Reimu
I'm busy right now. And even if I wasn't, there's no way I'm gonna run around making deliveries.
Nitori
That's not why we're here! Just listen to us! Something really crazy has been happening to the youkai of Gensokyo!
Reimu
Whoa, so I wasn't the only one who noticed, huh?
Nitori
What are you talking about?
Reimu
About all the youkai who've been acting without any restraint lately, what else?
Kutaka
Um, yeah, that's what we need your help with.
Reimu
Hm, I gotta admit I'm pleasantly surprised to see you guys are already working on solving it.
Kutaka
Were you also going to do something about it?
Reimu
Of course. Who do you think I am? I was gonna knock some sense into every single one of them.
Reimu
Actually, this is perfect.
Reimu
Now you guys can help me―wait, or am I helping you?
Reimu
Well, whatever. Let's just work together.
Reimu
I can take care of it on my own, but I don't wanna waste any more time. There are too many of them to get it done quick.
Reimu
You don't need to apologize. It's not your fault this is happening.
Reimu
Maybe you contributed to it, but your customers are still at fault for relying on you for everything.
Reimu
You guys did nothing wrong by trying to help. I wouldn't have let you use my shrine's name if I didn't think so.
Reimu
If you're at fault, I am too. Anyway, I'm gonna take full responsibility and fix this.
Reimu
You guys don't need to feel bad about anything! Keep doing what you've been doing for Gensokyo!
Reimu
What's with that smile? Y-You knew I'd forgive you, didn't you?!
Reimu
C'mon we've got stuff to do!
Reimu
First, we'll go around giving people warnings! If they still don't listen, we'll use force.
Reimu
I'll take responsibility for it―or even better, I'll blame it on Yukari.
You were doing so well...
(Gotta apologize to Miss Yukari next time I see her!)
Reimu
I'll start by handling the most troublesome youkai. You guys keep an ear out for any new information.
Reimu
I'm counting on you!
Kutaka
Be careful out there!
Kutaka
Well, you heard what we have to do... Sorry, we've had to change our strategy so many times.
Takane
Not really, our main goal is still the same.
Nitori
Yeah, your aim was to help people from the very beginning.
Kutaka
Now that you mention it, maybe you're right.
Takane
C'mon, get a grip, leader!
Kutaka
Huh, I didn't know I was the leader!
Nitori
How are you realizing this only now?! You initiated the whole thing, so yes, that makes you the leader!
Kutaka
But I was just venting my concerns. I don't think I've been of any help...
Takane
Are you for real right now? We wouldn't even be a team if it wasn't for you!
Nitori
Yeah, without you, it'd just be me and Takane endlessly arguing over every little thing!
Kutaka
Are you sure you want me as your leader...?
Takane
Yeah, now let us hear some words of encouragement from our leader!
Kutaka
O-OK! I'll accept that post!
Kutaka
...We don't have a team name, do we?
Kutaka
I can't believe this!!
Nitori
No worries! We can just come up with one right now!
Takane
Isn't it a bit too late for that?!
Kutaka
Um... uh... OK, how about―
Takane & Nitori
Cringe! That's great!
Kyouko's Crazy Internal Clock
Takane
Supportmates? Really?!
Takane
We need something catchier if we wanna stay in business even after we solve this telework problem!
Nitori
What's wrong with Supportmates? It's simple, and it gets the point across!
Nitori
It's a very inspirational name!
Takane
Of course YOU like it. You always name your inventions something cringey!
Nitori
What?! Which one are you talking about?!
Kutaka
Stop it, you two! Aren't you sick of always fighting?!
Kutaka
I'm in charge here, and I say this conversation is OVER!
Takane & Nitori
F-Fine...
Takane
And she was acting like she didn't know how to be a leader...
Nitori
Yeah, she clearly knows how to get her way...
Kutaka
Got something to say?!
Takane & Nitori
No, it's nothing!
Kutaka
OK, now let's take care of the trouble that's brewing here at Myouren Temple!
Kutaka
According to our Geidontei customers, people have been getting attacked around here lately.
Kutaka
It's only hearsay, so I don't have the details, but a youkai is probably behind this.
Nitori
Youkai attacks around Myouren Temple, huh? The culprit sure has guts messing around out here.
Takane
Let's go talk to the head priest. I'm sure she isn't happy about what's been going on in her turf.
Byakuren
I'm not... but I don't even know how to begin dealing with this situation.
Nitori
EEK! You scared me! Appearing out of nowhere is clearly not a good start!
Byakuren
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I heard a noise, so I came to check what it was.
Byakuren
From what I understand, you heard the rumors and came here to resolve the matter, right?
Kutaka
That's right. Can you tell us everything you know?
Byakuren
Sure. Let me start with the name of the culprit.
Kutaka
What?! You know who it is?!
Byakuren
Yes, but I've failed―I mean, I'm having a hard time dealing with her. It's Kyouko.
Kutaka
How is that possible?! We helped her snap out of her stay-at-home lifestyle not that long ago!
Takane
But that's exactly why it makes sense. She's gone to the other extreme after being cooped up for too long.
Byakuren
She used to come down here early in the morning and help with the cleaning...
Byakuren
But lately, she's been showing up in the dead of night screaming "good morning" awfully loud.
Byakuren
She quickly finishes cleaning, goes back to the mountain, and proceeds to scare all the humans she encounters.
Nitori
I can't believe Kyouko would do that...
Byakuren
At first, I couldn't either. You should try calling out to her. Face the mountain, and shout.
Kutaka
O-OK. I'll give it a try.
Kutaka
Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooo!
Takane
What was wrong with a simple "Hello!"?!
Kyouko
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kutaka
She responded! But there's nothing abnormal about that...
Kyouko
YOU'RE KUTAKA, AREN'T YOU?!
Kyouko
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CROW!
Kyouko
ARE YOU AT MYOUREN TEMPLE?!
Kyouko
DON'T YOU LIKE HOW WELL I'VE CLEANED THE PLACE?!
Nitori
She's awfully chatty for a yamabiko...
Byakuren
She does the same thing with all the humans that pass by...
Takane
I see how that can be scary...
Byakuren
I know I shouldn't be allowing her to do this, but I don't know how to approach her about it.
Byakuren
She's usually really well-behaved, and she still helps out with the cleaning.
Kyouko
HELLOOOO? CAN YOU HEAR MEEEE?!
Byakuren
I don't want her to feel like I don't appreciate her hard work, nor do I want to take away her freedom...
Kyouko
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Takane & Nitori
SHUT UP AND WAIT!
Kutaka
Th-This is a tough one because she doesn't mean any harm.
Nitori
There's no point wasting time talking about it! We'll stop her!
Takane
Yeah, that's why we're here!
Byakuren
Thank you... Please don't go too hard on her.
Kutaka
Don't worry, we'll handle it!
Kutaka
MISS KYOUKOOOO! We want to have a word with you, so can you please come to us for a bit?
Takane
She sure didn't give up easily...
Nitori
That should've calmed her down.
Kutaka
I think she'll be open to listening now. We'll let the people of Myouren Temple take it from here.
Nitori
It's best to leave the lecturing to the pros.
Takane
Byakuren seemed hesitant earlier, but I think she'll be firm with Kyouko now.
Kutaka
Yes, I'm sure they'll work things out!
Tramway Troubles
Kutaka
Isn't this the station for the aerial tramway?
Nitori
Correct. We worked with Moriya Shrine to build this. It makes it easier for human worshipers to go up the Youkai Mountain.
Takane
They were crazy strict at first, but they've toned down the rules and now many people use it.
Kutaka
But isn't it dangerous for humans to walk about on the Youkai Mountain?
Takane
Yeah, I guess. But that's why you'll find tengu patrolling the area. They make sure no human goes where they shouldn't.
Kutaka
But, then, this place should be free of all problems. Why are we here again?
Nitori
I got intel from a fellow kappa that the patrol tengu have gone out of control.
Momiji
Hold it right there, human! You were about to go off the track, weren't you?!
Momiji
Save the excuses! You better not do that again, or you'll have to pay!
Momiji
Is that clear to everyone?!
Momiji
Follow the rules if you want to use the aerial tramway! Form a single line and keep a distance of an arm's length!
Momiji
These rules are for your own safety! You need to take them seriously!
Momiji
Violation of the rules will not be tolerated! It'll be considered an insult to our kindness!
Takane
What's with this huge line...?
Nitori
Just look at the way the patrol tengu are screaming. The humans are completely terrified.
The line isn't moving 'cause they're so focused on safety.
It'll be days before everyone gets up the mountain...
Momiji
Silence! You're disrupting the line! How many times do I need to repeat myself―
Momiji
―Oh, hello. I didn't see you there.
Momiji
Thank you for everything you've done for us.
Momiji
You opened our eyes! We wouldn't be out here on patrol if it wasn't for you!
Kutaka
It's good to see you working again, but what you're doing isn't right! You're being too strict!
Momiji
Why would you say that? It's our duty to protect everyone and keep them safe.
Momiji
No one asked for your criticism anyway. You might've helped us, but that doesn't warrant you any favors. Rules are rules.
Nitori
You can't do as you please! There are stores run by kappa and yamawaro here!
Takane
You're scaring all our customers away with your nonsense! You'll have to pay for ruining our business!
Kutaka
Um... this isn't supposed to be about your business!
Kutaka
Let's just get this battle started...
Momiji
Grrr! How dare you get in our way! You're supposed to help us!
Kutaka
I understand you're only doing your duty, but are you really doing it right?
Kutaka
Can't you see what we can? Just look at the faces of everyone lined up here.
Momiji
I can see a thousand ri ahead! I don't need you teaching me how to see―
Momiji
Wh-Why do they look so sad? I remember worshipers being happy to be here...
Kutaka
Maybe you need to rethink how to use those eyes of yours.
Momiji
How could I have been so foolish...?
Kutaka
Phew... It looks like you've snapped out of it.
Momiji
I owe you another one...
Nitori
And you owe us money, too. Our sales have dropped 'cause of your actions.
Takane
We'll be back for compensation once things are back to normal again. Keep doing your job until then if you want a concession.
An Annoying Surprise
Nitori
What are we doing at the Human Village? Who's running rampant here?
Takane
The worshipers at the Youkai Mountain talked about a karakasa-obake causing problems in the village.
Kutaka
It has to be Miss Kogasa. We got her to go outside not that long ago.
Takane
That's the only troublemaking karakasa-obake I can think of.
Nitori
Is that who I think it is?
Kogasa
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I scared you, didn't I?! DIDN'T I?!
Kogasa
Should I try once more?! BOOOoooOOooooOOOOoo!
Kogasa
Ugh! Why aren't you guys reacting?! OK, let me try that again! It's gonna work this time!
Kogasa
AHA! I caught you looking at me! I know you want me to scare you! AHAHAHA! I'll be right there!
Kogasa
Look at me and be scared! Be very VERY scared and make me happy!
Kutaka
But... she's not really attacking anyone. She's just being an annoyance.
Takane
I don't really feel like dealing with her...
Kutaka
Aw, c'mon, don't say that! We have to do this to bring peace back to Gensokyo!
Nitori
Heeeey, Kogasa! Can you come here for a sec?
Kogasa
Oh, it's you guys. Hello!
Kogasa
Did you see how I surprised those people just now?! I'm on such a roll these days!
Kogasa
I can't believe how easily I've been scaring humans! Have I, like, unlocked my full potential?!
Nitori
Anybody would be surprised by what you just did... Surprised by how annoying you are.
Kogasa
You're jealous, aren't you?! Well, who wouldn't be?!
Kogasa
But jealousy isn't good, you know? You should work to improve yourself rather than envy others.
Kutaka
C-Calm down, you two! Let me handle this!
Kutaka
We saw what you were doing back there. But I really don't think that suits you.
Kogasa
I thought I'd change things up a bit... and it was a huge success right off the bat!
Kutaka
You aren't surprising anyone! Well... you are, but not in the way you think!
Kutaka
They aren't afraid of you or anything. They're just confused because you're acting so weird!
Kogasa
Now you're gonna find faults with the way I do things?! Are you THAT jealous of me?!
Kutaka
You're not getting my point! Why don't you calm down and think about it for a second―
Kogasa
Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuuuuup! I'm not wrong! You're wrong!
Nitori
See... I knew there was no point talking to her! Looks like it's bullet battle o'clock!
Takane
You tried your best. Let's not waste any more time.
Kutaka
*sigh* I guess we have no other choice...
Kutaka
Have you calmed down now?
Kutaka
So tell me. Do you honestly think what you're doing is right?
Kutaka
It's OK, you just took things a little too far. Everyone knows this isn't the real you.
Kogasa
I'm sorry. I'll rethink my scaring tactics.
Kutaka
OK! Just keep doing your best, and I'm sure the villagers will forget all about it and laugh with you again!
Kogasa
I don't want them to laugh! I want them to be scared!
Takane
And that's another case solved.
Nitori
She's back to being her weird old self. I think she'll be fine now.
Kogasa
*sob* I don't know where I went wrong...!
A Sleepless Fear
Kutaka
OK, let's keep going! There are still plenty of youkai running amok!
Nitori
Reimu's also out there doing her best, but we're still nowhere close to getting things under control.
Takane
Anyway, let's go to―
What was that strange feeling?
Nitori
D-Did you all sense that?
Takane
I feel something really dangerous closing in on us!
Takane
R-RUUUUUUUN! I'm not gonna risk my life over this! Reimu can handle this one!
Kutaka
N-No! We can't just abandon all the villagers!
Takane
Don't you get it?! We're no match for her!
Kutaka
Obviously, I do! B-But...!
Yuuka
What are you guys on about?
Nitori
EEEEEEEEK! She spotted us! That's what happens when you're not quick enough!
Takane
It's your fault, Kutaka! Now do something about it!
Kutaka
Wh-Wh-What do you want me to do?!
Kutaka
W-We're sorry! Please don't hurt us! Also... it'd be great if you could hear us out!
Nitori
Why would you say that?!
Takane
What if she gets mad?!
Yuuka
I have no clue what's happening here... Maybe you can help me understand, PLAYER?
It's good to see you again, Miss Yuuka!
I'm sorry, but I'm as confused as you are...
Nitori
H-Huh...? She's not as scary as I thought she'd be...
Kutaka
It's all thanks to Miss PLAYER that she doesn't see us as enemies!
Takane
We've been saved by PLAYER!
Takane
But... her words don't match the energy I'm sensing from her! That's what makes it a hundred times scarier!
Kutaka
S-So, Miss Yuuka... what brings you here today?
Yuuka
I'm here to get some covert shopping done. Why do you ask?
Nitori
U-Um... it's just that there's something very menacing about you!
Yuuka
Oh... I might know why.
Yuuka
Strangely, I haven't felt like doing anything these past few days. I've been spending all my time at the Garden of the Sun.
Yuuka
But today, I'm feeling really good and energetic.
Yuuka
Maybe a bit too energetic...
Yuuka
How about now? Do you still feel threatened?
Nitori
Wow, I don't feel like I'm in danger anymore!
Takane
You're, like, in a whole new league... I guess it's pretty easy for you to keep yourself under control.
Yuuka
Oh, wow. I had no idea all of this was going on.
Kutaka
But I must say I'm kind of relieved!
Kutaka
I don't even want to think about what would happen if you went berserk like all the other youkai right now...
Yuuka
You might've given me a good beating for all we know.
Takane
That's something the shrine maiden is good at! Not us!
Yuuka
Hehe... Is that what you really think?
Yuuka
I have an idea. We should have a battle of bullets.
Takane & Nitori
What, why?!
Yuuka
I may be good at managing it, but I still have a lot of pent-up energy.
Yuuka
I don't know how long I can hold it together. Don't you think it's dangerous for me to walk around the village like this?
Nitori
Then we better hurry and get all the humans out of here!
Takane
Good idea! And we'll get out of your way, too! You'll be free to wreak havoc after that―
Kutaka
Don't worry, we'll be your opponents!
Takane & Nitori
Come again?!
Nitori
Are you forgetting what we're here for?! Our job is to STOP the youkai from going crazy, not encourage them!
Takane
Nitori's right! How can you take such a big risk?! What if we fail?!
Kutaka
You're the ones forgetting that our main goal is to help the people of Gensokyo!
Kutaka
So far, Gensokyo has managed to avoid an all-out crisis, but we can't lose sight of what we set out to do!
Kutaka
We're here to save Gensokyo! And that includes both youkai and humans!
Kutaka
If you're not going to help me, then I'll do this on my own. You can go ahead and stop the other youkai.
Yuuka
It sounds like your decision is made. It'll be tough handling me on your own, but good luck.
Kutaka
Thanks! Let's start―
Nitori
Waaaaaaaaaaaait! Stop making decisions on your own! We were just... um... whining a little!
Takane
Yeah! You might be our leader, but you can't do as you please!
Leaving you to battle alone isn't an option!
We're a team. You can count on us!
Kutaka
I-I don't know what to say...!
Yuuka
Hehe, those are some good teammates you've got there. I better give it my best.
Yuuka
Thanks, I feel much better now.
Supportmates
Y-You're welcome...
Yuuka
I'm off, but I'll be rooting for you guys.
Nitori
I-I thought I was gonna die...
Takane
*sob* You better give me a huge pay rise for this!
Kutaka
Hehe, thanks for lending a hand!
Fleeting Freedom of the Press
Aya
Ayayaya! There's chaos everywhere!
Hatate
All the youkai have gone wild! This is the biggest scoop of the century!
Kutaka
You there! I forbid you from writing an article on this!
Takane
What are you gonna do if they get embarrassed by your article and go berserk again?! No way I'm gonna allow that!
Aya
You've got a point, but nobody has the right to obstruct the freedom of the press!
Hatate
You can't just shut people up! That's not how things work in this world!
Nitori
You two are starting to sound... out of control!
Kutaka
It's lucky we found them when we did. This has affected a lot more youkai than I expected...
Nitori
Reimu's also probably struggling out there. There's nothing worse than dealing with something that has no end in sight.
Takane
Yeah, yeah. Less talking, more working! At times like these, you've just gotta focus on getting the job done.
An Impromptu Party
Nitori
*sigh* It's already getting late...
Kutaka
But we've covered almost all the areas people have been complaining about.
Takane
I wonder how Reimu's doing. We haven't heard from her yet. I hope we don't end up running into a scary youkai...
Suika
Looking for a scary youkai?
Nitori
Why did you have to jinx it?!
Takane
It's not my fault! What happens, happens!
Kutaka
M-Miss Suika! What a coincidence seeing you here!
Suika
I heard there was a lot going on up here, so I decided to come check it out. It looks like you guys have been working hard.
Kutaka
Yeah, we started a food delivery service for all the teleworkers cooped up at home.
Kutaka
One thing led to another, and we've been running around ever since...
Suika
Wow, that sounds rough. Let me reward you for your hard work.
Nitori
I'll take the reward!
Kutaka
Stop being so shameless!
Suika
Ahahaha! Don't worry about it! I'm happy they're so excited.
Kutaka
I apologize on their behalf... And thank you, we'll gladly accept it.
Kutaka
To be honest, I was completely exhausted. But hearing about the reward has given me energy!
Suika
I'm glad to hear it! But you'll have to come along with me.
Suika
The reward isn't really a thing. It's a little event I've organized. C'mon, follow me.
Suika
Well? Do you like it?
Kutaka
Wh-What on earth is this?!
Nitori
Why have all these youkai gathered so close to the Human Village?!
Takane
It's like a whole Night Parade out here...
Kutaka
Miss Suika! Wh-What's the meaning of this?!
Suika
Isn't that obvious? We're gonna have a huge party together!
Suika
We've all been stuck at home for ages, so I thought a party would be perfect to get everyone back to normal.
Suika
It took me all day to go around Gensokyo and gather all these youkai!
Suika
But I guess the real parties always start at night, so it's all good! Everyone here is in the mood to party!
Kutaka
But why does it have to be so close to the village...?
Takane
And who knows what could happen with so many out-of-control youkai in one place...
Suika
This is the first party in ages, so it's OK if we go a little wild.
Nitori
I knew this would happen! It's all because Takane jinxed it!
Takane
Stop blaming me for everything! I saw the way your face lit up the moment Suika mentioned a reward!
Kutaka
Quit arguing! We need to take this seriously, or things are going to get real messy!
Kutaka
Miss Suika! Please cancel this party and leave this place at once!
Suika
Huh? No way! I worked really hard to arrange this, you know?
Kutaka
What will you do if something happens to the villagers?!
Suika
Nothing's gonna happen! We've only got sensible youkai here!
Suika
This is a great way for everyone to release their pent-up energy. It's better than them running wild.
Suika
And most importantly―
Suika
―I want this, and everyone here wants this. We're not gonna let anyone ruin it for us.
Suika
Got it? Now you better leave before you rub me the wrong way, 'cause I'm not gonna give you another warning.
Nitori
Eep... She means it. I can see it in her eyes. One wrong word, and we'll be done for.
Takane
But it's not like we can take her on, either. Maybe we'll just have to wait for Reimu to get back.
Kutaka
It'll be too late by then! We need to think of how to handle this on our own!
We can deal with Suika later.
Let's start with something more our own level.
Takane
Oh, I see what you mean. We can get rid of all the other youkai one by one...
Kutaka
...without Miss Suika knowing, right?
Nitori
She could start this party any minute now. Let's keep calm and get this job done quick!
Kutaka
It's not easy to do this without getting caught! But we don't have time to be sneaky either!
Nitori
Stop being in such a rush. Time will be the least of our concerns if that oni sees what we're doing.
Takane
How are you so calm?
Nitori
You get used to staying calm under pressure when you've messed around with dangerous gadgets for as long as I have.
Kutaka
Wow, that's reassuring!
Takane
I see inventing weird things finally paid off. OK, everyone, let's follow Nitori's lead on this!
Nitori
Do you always have to say something negative? Well, whatever. Make sure you keep up!
Pro Party Poopers
Takane
Ugh! How many of these guys are there?!
Kutaka
I don't know, but we've definitely taken out a good chunk of them! We just need to keep at it―
Nitori
It's not going to be so easy! We're also losing cover in the process.
Nitori
It's only a matter of time before she spots us.
Suika
Bingo... You guys don't know when to give up, do you?
Kutaka
Nooo! There are still so many youkai around...
Suika
I knew something was off. I can't believe it took me so long to figure out you were sending everyone away.
Suika
I think I already warned you once.
Kutaka
Can you please reconsider and call off this party?
Suika
Save your breath. No one's gonna stop us, no matter how hard you try.
Suika
You could always give up and join in, you know? It'll be more fun that way.
Nitori
That does sound enticing...
Takane
Yeah, we're the only ones losing out here.
Suika
Exactly! So join us―
Kutaka
"Fun" isn't a good enough reason to give up!
Kutaka
We want to do whatever we can to help people. That's why we started this service.
Kutaka
But we went about it the wrong way, which only ended up worsening the whole situation.
Kutaka
That's why we need to fix the mess we've created. If we can't do that, then what good of a service are we?
Suika
How honorable. But I don't think you understand the situation you're in right now.
Suika
All I gotta do is give the signal to start the festivities. And then you'll have no choice but to give up.
Kutaka
Maybe so, but I'm going to do my best to put an end to your party!
And we'll follow our leader to the end.
Sorry, but giving up isn't an option for us.
Suika
Really, PLAYER? I thought you were a bit more sensible. I guess I was wrong about you.
Suika
Well, whatever. I've got nothing more to say to you. You're gonna regret going against me!
???
The only one who's gonna regret anything here is you.
Suika
My bullets got deflected?!
Nitori
*sob* I thought we were done for...
Takane
Geez, what took you so long?
Kutaka
Miss Reeeeeimuuuu!
Kutaka
You're finally here!
Reimu
You guys held up well! But I'm here now, so you don't need to worry anymore!
Reimu
Thanks for buying me some time. I'll take it from here.
Nitori
That'd be great, but...
Takane
We can't just let you steal the show.
Kutaka
We can still fight!
Reimu
That's not really the vibe you were giving off when I got here...
Reimu
All right, fine. I'll let you be the stars of the show.
Reimu
I'll take care of all the small fries, you guys can beat up the boss over there!
Kutaka
Thanks, Miss Reimu!
Nitori
What makes you think we'd want to do that...?
Takane
Kutaka seems pretty keen. And I think it'll be a worthwhile experience.
Suika
You've gotta be kidding me. Do you seriously think these weaklings are any match for me?
Reimu
You, of all people, should know that I never bet on the wrong horses.
Reimu
You better watch out, 'cause these guys―
Supportmates
Suika Ibuki! Here we come!
Reimu
―are way more tenacious than me.
Nitori
Did we just beat an oni...?
Takane
Yeah! We took down an oni!
Suika
I can't believe I lost...
Reimu
I told you, didn't I?
Suika
If I knew you'd interfere, I would've fought differently.
Reimu
What? I'm pretty sure I didn't lay a finger on you.
Suika
Yeah, OK, fine! I admit I underestimated those three.
Reimu
I'll also admit they did better than I expected.
Reimu
I was really impressed.
Deliveries Complete
Kutaka
Did you see that, Miss Reimu?! We did our best!
Reimu
Yeah, yeah, I was watching. You can calm down now.
Suika
Hmph. I don't know what's so great about winning by a fluke.
Nitori
A win is a win! I'm never gonna do that again, so let me just enjoy the moment!
Takane
But wait... Reimu, weren't you supposed to take care of the remaining youkai?
Reimu
I got rid of them ages ago. They're all on their way home as we speak.
Suika
Are you for real?! Wait a minute... now I get what happened!
Suika
I felt some menacing vibes coming from Reimu during our battle. It was really distracting...
Nitori
Oh, now it makes sense. I knew our win was too good to be true.
Takane
No wonder the way you fought changed halfway through...
Reimu
I did my best to hide it from you guys and made sure Suika had a hard time.
Reimu
It might've been three against one, but you're an oni. And they were already exhausted. It was only fair.
Suika
I guess I can't use it as an excuse for losing...
Suika
So that win goes to you three, no doubt. You're allowed to feel good about it.
Suika
But I still feel bad for all the youkai you guys sent away.
Suika
I meant it when I said the party was to help everyone cheer up. It's sad they didn't get to do that.
Reimu
*sigh* I guess we can have that party at Hakurei Shrine.
Reimu
Not like I have a choice. I don't want them running rampant out of frustration.
Reimu
Having the party under my supervision at the shrine and away from the village would be better.
Suika
Yeah! I like the way you think! I'm in!
Suika
I'll go inform everyone who went back and also invite others I meet on the way!
Suika
It's gonna be better than the biggest Night Parade ever!
Reimu
Geez, did you see how excited she was? But well, I guess that solves the matter.
Kutaka
I think we can finally relax now...
Nitori
Why don't we join the party?!
Takane
There'll be free food and drinks. I don't see any reason to refuse!
Reimu
That works out well for me.
Reimu
Now I can ask you guys to go get the food and drinks. Isn't that what your service is all about anyway?
Kutaka
Y-You're kidding, right?
Reimu
I'm sure you won't reject a request from your only sponsor.
Nitori
Oni! She's the REAL oni!
Takane
We should've just gone home!
Suika
Is everyone enjoying themselves?! It's time to let loose! Let's sing, dance, and PAAAAARTYYYY!
Kasen
Heh, Suika never fails to surprise. I can't believe she got all these youkai to come...
Sakuya
How are you liking the party, Lady Patchouli? Don't you agree it's good to go out sometimes?
Patchouli
I'd agree if you hadn't forced me to walk all the way here to compensate for my lack of exercise.
Luna Child
All these dishes are so yummy!
Star Sapphire
The smells, the tastes, the textures...! Every dish here is perfect!
Nemuno
Good ta see yer enjoyin' yerselves. There's a lot more where that came from, so lemme know if ya want seconds.
Sunny Milk
I want seconds!
Miyoi
Hehe, everyone seems to be living it up.
Kutaka
That was some crazy turn of events at the end...
Nitori
But it was worth it. I haven't been to such an awesome party in a long time.
Takane
And thanks to that big order from Reimu, we made a lot of money! Now, let's enjoy the party!
It was really tough, but I enjoyed every single day!
Nitori
You did really well keeping up with us. It's crazy to think that you're just an ordinary human.
Takane
I know, right? I mean, I had heard about her endeavors, but this was more than I could imagine!
Kutaka
Thank you for helping us, Miss PLAYER!
Kutaka
We may need you again some day. I hope you won't mind lending us a hand then.
Of course, not! I'll be waiting!
Of course, not! But go easy on me next time.
The Orders Keep Coming
Hatate
I don't understand what's so great about all this merry-making.
Aya
Then why are you stuffing yourself with so much food and drinks?
Aya
You're sitting here complaining when you could easily leave. It's obvious you're having fun.
Hatate
Shut up! I'm sticking around in case something newsworthy happens! I don't wanna lose a scoop to the likes of you!
Aya
Oh, really? Well, then you're going to have to stick around till the very end.
Narumi
So I've been thinking... Why do we jizou always have to work on-site?
Narumi
Isn't there a way we could work from home? Like, maybe with statues that could be remotely controlled with magic.
Alice
Hmmm... It's not impossible, but don't you think that'd weaken the blessings people get from praying to them?
Eternity Larva
Aaaah! Summer is the best season ever! I feel like there's nothing I can't do!
Eternity Larva
Call me a god! Or maybe I already am one?!
Eternity Larva
You think so?! Is it finally time for me to declare myself a god?!
Eternity Larva
Are you even listening to me?!
Nitori
The party seems to be picking up. A lot of people joined halfway through.
Kutaka
I didn't expect so many to show up. We might run out of food...
Takane
Maybe we should arrange for some more. We're even running low on drinks.
Suika
Yeah, can you guys please go get more? I'm sick of having to cut back on my drinks...
Kutaka
You seriously want more?
Takane
Don't look at us like that...
Kutaka
Fine! We'll get more!
Nitori
Aw, come on... I was having so much fun. You really want me to work now?
Kutaka
Don't you get it?! Just look at all these people here! This is the perfect opportunity to advertise our service!
Takane
Oh, that's a good idea. This'll be way faster than approaching them one at a time.
Suika
Wow, you're really hard workers. Now, let me place my order.
Suika
I want hot spring eggs from Former Hell. People up here don't get to eat them often. I'm sure they're gonna love 'em.
Suika
Although, to be honest, I only ask 'cause I want some for myself. Just the thought of them makes me drool...
Kutaka
Wow, I didn't know they're that delicious! Now even I'm looking forward to eating some!
Suika
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome! I'll be waiting!
Kutaka
Come on, let's go to Former Hell―
Kutaka
―Huh, what's wrong?
Nitori
Um... Isn't Former Hell, like, a part of the Underworld?
Takane
Th-That's not a place we're comfortable with... Just the thought of going anywhere near it is scary.
Kutaka
Oh... But we already accepted the order.
Maybe we can get Suika to change her mind?
If we're gonna cancel the order, we better do it soon...
Nitori
No way, we can't afford to upset an oni! We've got to get those hot spring eggs somehow!
Takane
But... they're in the Underworld!
Kutaka
D-Don't worry! PLAYER and I will take care of it!
Nitori
That'd be great, but it'll be just the two of you. Are you really going to be OK down there?
I've been there a couple of times already.
And I've got friends there, so we'll be fine.
Kutaka
Wow, that's reassuring!
Takane
I guess we'll leave this one to you guys then...
Kutaka
OK! You two can help at the party until we get back!
Nitori
I know what you want to say. Even I'm not OK with letting them go there by themselves...
Takane
In that case, I've got an idea...
A Battle for Eggs
Kutaka
So this is Former Hell, huh?
Kutaka
It looks really different now with all the new buildings everywhere.
Kutaka
What am I doing?! This isn't the time to be reminiscing about the past! We need to quickly get to the hot springs!
Or maybe not... I'm not sure anymore...
Kutaka
A-And I've got no clue. I'm just following your lead here...
???
What's that friendly conversation I hear?!
Parsee
Found you! Why do you guys get to have fun while I'm stuck patrolling all alone?! I'm so jealous!
Kutaka
Oh, hello, Miss Parsee! Aren't you the bridge guardian?! This is perfect! Can you show us the way to the hot springs?
Parsee
Why would I help random shady people?!
Parsee
Especially since I don't like how much fun you guys are having!
Kutaka
W-We're not shady! We can explain why we're here! But I don't know what to do to make you like us...
We need to befriend her somehow.
Parsee
See! There you go ignoring me again! I knew you were bad people!
Kutaka
Y-You've got it all wrong!
Yuugi
I knew I heard familiar voices. What's all this commotion about?
Kutaka
Miss Yuugi! Perfect timing! Please help us!
Yuugi
Huh, help with what?! I'm completely clueless here...
Parsee
Oh, so now you're even gonna take Yuugi away from me, huh?! I see your plan! You want me to be forever alone!
Kutaka
That's not it! I'm telling you, you've got it all wrong!
Yuugi
Well, PLAYER can explain what's going on. Kutaka, you keep Parsee company in the meanwhile.
Kutaka
But she's scary! I thought you were going to help us!
Yuugi
I can't believe that Suika! How dare she go have a party without telling me anything about it!
Kutaka
That's not what you should be focusing on!
Yuugi
Yeah, sorry about that. You want hot spring eggs, right? I can get some for you.
Parsee
Why didn't you just tell me you have a valid reason for being here?!
Yuugi
Hahaha! Parsee didn't mean any harm. Please forgive her.
Yuugi
I'll give you those hot spring eggs for free in return.
Kutaka
Really?! Thank you so much!
Yuugi
But wait... that'll be too boring.
Yuugi
I think this calls for a battle.
Yuugi
If you win, I'll carry the eggs to the party. I'll arrange for a whole lot, so you can be sure they're gonna be heavy.
Kutaka
And what happens if we lose?
Yuugi
I'll give you the eggs, but you'll have to carry them yourself, AND you'll have to take us to the party as your special guests!
Kutaka
So... you get to go to the party regardless of the outcome, and the battle only decides who carries the eggs, right?
Yuugi
Exactly! And since Suika's the host, I'm pretty sure we don't need an invitation.
Kutaka
That's true. The party's open to everyone.
Yuugi
Also, those eggs won't be heavy for me, so I don't really care if I gotta carry them!
Kutaka
Then why do we even need to fight?!
Yuugi
Don't overthink it. It's good to let off some steam every now and then.
Kutaka
I guess that makes sense.
Kutaka
I recently learned the importance of releasing pent-up energy!
Suika
Kutaka, PLAYER! You're finally back! Did you get those hot spring eggs?
Kutaka
Yep! We also brought along some guests.
Yuugi
Suika, you little scoundrel! Why didn't you tell me you were having a party?!
Suika
Oh, hey, Yuugi. Um, I just forgot to invite you.
Suika
But so what? You made it here anyway!
Yuugi
Yeah, you're right! Let's not ruin the party over something so petty!
Suika
Yeaaaah! Let's eat, drink, dance, and paaaaaaaartyyyy!
Parsee
I'm so jealous! I didn't know people were having such a big party without me!
Utsuho
Sup! We're here, too!
Rin
Meow! Look, Okuu! There's so much food here!
Suika
More guests? C'mon in! The more, the merrier!
Kutaka
It wasn't easy, but we managed to fulfill that order. Now we just have to tell Nitori and Takane.
Kutaka
But... where are they?
The Search for Nitori and Takane
Akyuu
Did you say you're looking for Miss Nitori and Miss Takane? Sorry, I haven't seen them.
Kosuzu
Me neither. We actually just got here.
Kutaka
Oh, OK, thanks. But are you sure you two will be OK at this party full of youkai?
Kosuzu
Thanks for the concern. I think we'll be fine with Miss Reimu on the lookout. We've also got friends like Miss Mamizou here!
Kutaka
OK, then I hope you enjoy yourselves! Sorry for interrupting!
Akyuu
Not at all. I was getting sick of being nagged by Kosuzu anyway.
Kosuzu
I wasn't nagging you! I was saying it for your own good! An unhealthy lifestyle can be really dangerous, you know?!
Akyuu
Yes, you've told me that a million times already. How many more times are you going to repeat it?
Kosuzu
Is that how you talk to your friend who's worried about you?! I know you've been cooped up at home working all day again!
Akyuu
That's 'cause I've been spending all my free time hanging out with you. What other option do I have to catch up on work?
Kosuzu
So it's my fault now?!
Kutaka
Aaaaaah! They're fighting because of me, aren't they?! I shouldn't have said anything!
Just let them be. This is nothing new.
The closer you are, the more you fight.
Kosuzu
I just remembered I saw Miss Momiji earlier. I'm sure she'll be able to help you.
Akyuu
She does have the ability to see a thousand ri ahead... Good thinking, Kosuzu.
Kutaka
You were right, PLAYER... They really are close.
Momiji
Oh, hello, Miss Kutaka, Miss PLAYER. Thanks for your help the other day.
Kutaka
Don't be silly! We were just doing our job!
Momiji
Were you looking for me?
Kutaka
Yes, Miss Kosuzu told us she saw you around. We sort of need your help.
Momiji
Sure, what can I do for you? I still owe you one from before.
Kutaka
We got separated from Miss Nitori and Miss Takane, so we were wondering if you could help us find them.
Momiji
That's easy. But then again, that depends on how far they've gone. Let me try...
Momiji
Found them! They're currently walking toward the foot of the Youkai Mountain.
Kutaka
What are they doing over there? Did they decide to go back home?
Kutaka
I guess we'll know when we ask them!
Kutaka
Thanks, Miss Momiji! We'll go see what's up with them!
Momiji
I'm glad I could help. Be careful on your way there.
Kutaka
Hmmm... According to Miss Momiji, they should be somewhere around here...
Kutaka
Maybe they went on ahead. But where were they going? I'm even more curious now.
Kutaka
Nice timing, Miss Rumia! Have you seen Miss Nitori or Miss Takane around?
Rumia
I'm soooo hungry... I think I'm gonna faint...
Rumia
Maybe not... I was so busy playing with Cirno and the others that I completely forgot to eat...
Kutaka
Are you telling me that you haven't had anything all day?!
Rumia
Yeah... And by the time I realized, my stomach was already hurting soooooo bad...
Rumia
*sniff* *sniff* What's that? I smell something really yummy.
Kutaka
We were just at a party, so maybe that's what you can smell.
Rumia
Wait a minute... aren't you the food delivery guys?
Rumia
That means you gotta have yummy food.
Kutaka
You mean right now? But we aren't on our way to deliver anything, so we don't have any food on us...
Rumia
I see how it is! You're trying to protect your customer's food! That's very good of you, but...
Rumia
You can't escape a youkai dying of hunger!
Kutaka
You've got it all wrong! I'm telling you, we don't have any food!
Rumia
Owww... I'm soooo hungry! I can't do this anymore...
Kutaka
*huff* *huff* How did you manage to fight so well on an empty stomach? I guess hunger does turn people crazy...
Rumia
Waaaaaaaaah! My stomach hurts so baaaaad! I want foooood! Any food! Just give me some food!
Kutaka
Why don't you go to Hakurei Shrine? They're having a party with lots of food there!
Rumia
Foooooooood! Here I comeeee!
Kutaka
Gah, she left... I forgot to ask her about Miss Nitori and Miss Takane...
Takane
Huh? Kutaka, PLAYER...?
Nitori
What are you guys doing here?
Kutaka
Miss Nitori is here too!
Kutaka
Where have the two of you been?! We've been looking for you all over!
Nitori
Oops... We thought we had some more time before you got back.
Takane
Yeah, sorry, we didn't mean to worry you guys.
Kutaka
Geez! So what were you two up to anyway?!
Kasen’s Fury
Takane
―We went to get... *drumroll*
Kutaka
―Eggs? Don't tell me they're hot spring eggs...
Nitori
I guess we were wrong to think they'd be excited...
Takane
I mean, no matter how much we tried to hype it up, they're still just eggs...
Kutaka
Um, I'm sorry for not giving you the reaction you were expecting...
Nitori
Stop apologizing! You're only embarrassing us further!
Kutaka
O-OK... um, so... why do you have hot spring eggs?
Takane
After you guys left for Former Hell, we realized it wasn't right for us to dump everything on you two.
Nitori
That's why we decided to cook some eggs in our own way, even if they're not the same as the eggs in Former Hell.
Takane
And so we ventured all the way to Hell's Valley Geyser...
Kutaka
Whoa, I've heard rumors about that place!
Kutaka
Apparently, it's as dangerous as the real Hell because of all the poisonous gases...
Takane
Yeah, that's the one. We thought it'd be the perfect place to replicate Former Hell's hot spring eggs.
Nitori
And this is the result of our experiment.
Kutaka
I'll admit they do look very much like the real ones!
Takane & Nitori
Hehehe...
Kutaka
But... isn't that place off-limits?
Nitori
I guess... They even had a sign with weird stuff written on it.
Takane
Something about poisonous gases and having a death wish. But we weren't there for long, so it was probably safe―
Kasen
Good thing Kume, my eagle, was there to report it to me. How could you sneak into forbidden territory to cook eggs?
Kasen
I had to leave the party in a hurry only to find out you two are behind this!
Takane
I can't believe we got caught because of an eagle!
Kasen
I'm the one in disbelief here! Did you not read the warning?!
Nitori
B-But we're youkai, so we thought it'd be fine if we went in just for a little bit...
Kasen
You being a youkai doesn't change the fact that it's a dangerous place!
Takane
We feel bad about ignoring the warning, but we had a really valid reason―
Kasen
SILENCE! You still don't understand what you've done, do you?!
Kasen
Maybe my bullets will teach you the error of your ways!
Takane
Ugh! I told you it was a bad idea!
Nitori
When did you say that?! This was all your idea!
Takane
As if you didn't agree right away! This is exactly why all your inventions fail!
Kutaka
C-Calm down, you two! This isn't the time to be fighting among ourselves!
Kutaka
Miss Kasen, I'll talk to them about it, so please forgive them―
Kasen
Who says you get to go scot-free? You're their leader. It's your job to manage your team!
Nitori
Why'd you have to put up such a fight?! This would've ended way sooner if not for you!
Takane
Look who's talking! I saw the way you panicked and started firing bullets randomly!
Nitori
I only did that to calm you down!
Takane
I knew you were trying to hit me!
Nitori
You got a problem with that?!
Takane
Let's settle this―
Takane & Nitori
―right here, right now!
Kasen
I'm surprised you've managed to work as a team...
Kutaka
S-Sorry you had to see that...
But their disagreements make the team better.
That's why we've been able to come this far.
Kutaka
I agree. It's like they oddly balance each other out.
Kasen
Well, I wouldn't want to deal with team members like them...
Takane & Nitori
You're going DOWN!
A Well-Earned Meal
Nitori
Wh-When did you get so good, Takane? Let's call it a draw for today.
Takane
You weren't bad yourself. It's not easy to get a draw against me.
Kutaka
Were you two still at it?!
Kasen
Are you finally done now? Maybe you need another lecture on why you shouldn't fight like kids...
Takane
No, thank you! This is how we normally communicate with each other!
Nitori
Yeah! We learn new things when we clash!
Kasen
That makes no sense...
Kasen
Well *nom* *nom* I'll let you guys off the hook this time... but only because these hot spring eggs are so delicious.
Nitori
Who said you could eat those?!
Kasen
I was just taste testing. You risked your lives to make them, so I was curious about how they'd taste.
Kutaka
Um, I'm sorry... They were just lying there, so I offered them around.
Takane
But they were for you...
Takane
Well, if you're OK with sharing, then I'm fine with it.
Nitori
Pretty sure people would've eaten them either way.
Rin
The hot spring eggs from Former Hell and the ones from Hell's Valley are both delicious! *nom* *nom*
Utsuho
*chomp* *chomp* Yeah, so yummy! So which one's which?
Yuugi
How can you not tell the difference?! I guess you gotta be a connoisseur like myself for that!
Yuugi
I'd recognize this heavenly taste any day! The Hell's Valley ones aren't bad, but the Former Hell ones are something else!
Suika
The one you just ate was from Hell's Valley, though.
Yuugi
HA HA HA! Who cares as long as they taste good?!
Suika
YEAH! C'mon, let's eat up, drink up, and paaaaaaaaaaaartyyyyy!
Rin
They sure like to party...
Utsuho
*nom* *nom* *nom* Did you say something...?
Kutaka
We ran into some trouble toward the end there, but I think we're finally done now.
Nitori
Yep... I'm gonna take a loooong break once this party is over.
Takane
Yeah, we've been working non-stop lately.
Just don't stay cooped up at home for too long...
Kutaka
Hehe, yep, too much rest isn't good either. A healthy lifestyle is all about balance!
Kutaka
And finding the right balance between rest, exercise, and nutrition is the first step! We need to practice what we preach!
???
The things yer lackin' the most are―
Nemuno, Miyoi & Mystia
―a healthy meal!
Kutaka
Look, it's Miss Miyoi, Miss Nemuno, and Miss Mystia!
Nitori
Everyone whose food we've been delivering is here!
Miyoi
We've been looking for you!
Nemuno
Yer service helped us get so many customers. Business be boomin' at me restaurant thanks ta ye guys.
Mystia
We wanted to show you our appreciation, so we decided to combine all our skills to create a super delicious meal for you.
Miyoi
Will you accept it?
Supportmates
We'd be more than happy to!
Reimu
What's going on here? Why do you all look so excited?
Takane
There she is! Another crucial member of our team! Why don't you join us for this meal, Reimu?!
Reimu
Wow, really? I've been patrolling the place this whole time, so I haven't had a chance to eat anything yet!
Suika
Look, it's Miyoi! And I smell delicious bar snacks!
Mamizou
I didn't think I'd get to taste gourmet food made by famous chefs here! I'm glad I came to this party!
Aya
This is great! I've been thinking about trying my hand at food reviews!
Reimu
Stick to the party food! Stop trying to eat my share!
Yuugi
You can have all the party food you want. We've had enough of that. We wanna try the gourmet food right here.
Reimu
As if I'd let that happen! This is all mine! You're not getting a single bite!
Mamizou
Oh, really? Why don't you try and stop us.
Aya
It'll be fun to see how the Hakurei shrine maiden handles this!
Yuugi
Finally some entertainment at this party!
Reimu
Bring it on! I'll show you what happens when you underestimate the Hakurei shrine maiden!
Takane
Noooooo! Our food!
Nitori
Isn't there someone who can bring our food to us...?
Kutaka
Normally, that's our job...
Kutaka
But one thing's for sure―
Kutaka
―This is definitely a very Gensokyo-style party!