Lossy's Journal

Kutaka

Whaaaaaaaat?! I didn't know telework was a thing in the zashiki-warashi world!

Kutaka

I don't like the sound of that...!

Miyoi

I was surprised when I first heard about it too, but don't you think you're overreacting?

Kutaka

But... But...!

Miyoi

*gulp*

Kutaka

I don't know what "telework" means!

Miyoi

I didn't see that coming...

Kutaka

Maybe I'm out of touch...

Miyoi

I wouldn't say that. Telework is quite a new concept here in Gensokyo.

Kutaka

Do you know a lot about it?

Miyoi

Not really... I just know it lets people work from home.

Miyoi

That's what I heard, anyway. It's not like they've introduced it at Geidontei.

Kutaka

I-I didn't know you could work from home!

Kutaka

Come to think of it, I haven't seen any zashiki-warashi around lately.

Miyoi

Yeah, everyone seems to be loving telework. Apparently, it makes life a whole lot easier.

Miyoi

I guess the times really are a-changin'. Maybe it'll catch on all over Gensokyo.

Kutaka

That'd be so cool! Everyone's going to love it!

Kutaka

*sigh*...

Miyoi

Wh-What's wrong?

Kutaka

I'm worried, Miss Miyoi... I don't know whether this telework lifestyle will really make us happy.

Miyoi

Weren't you super excited about it? What made you change your mind?

Kutaka

So, a few days after we last spoke...

Kutaka

Word about telework got around, and everyone in Hell decided to try it out.

Miyoi

Does that mean...?

Kutaka

Yes, I now work from home.

Miyoi

Wow, nice! Isn't that what you wanted?!

Kutaka

Well... I was happy thinking I'd be able to relax more, but...

Kutaka

I was wrong!

Kutaka

I'm always cooped up at home now! I eat nothing but junk, and I've stopped exercising entirely!

Kutaka

What's the point of telework if it's going to have a negative effect on people's health?! I've been losing sleep over this!

Miyoi

Hm, but you seem like you're capable of taking care of yourself―

Kutaka

That's not the point! I'm worried about the others! I can only imagine what state they'll end up in if this continues...

Miyoi

Oh, OK... That makes more sense.

Kutaka

Do you know how the zashiki-warashi are getting on now that they've been teleworking for a while?

Miyoi

Sorry, I've got no clue. It's not like I've been to see them.

Miyoi

But I'm a bit worried now...

Kutaka

I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put strange ideas in your head!

Miyoi

Not at all! In fact, thank you for telling me.

Miyoi

Maybe I should go check in on them... but I can't just leave the pub unattended.

Kutaka

I wish there was something I could do...

Kutaka

Oh, I know!

Miyoi

Whoa, what is it?!

Kutaka

Don't worry! I'll find a way to fix everything!

Kutaka

You take care of the pub, I'll handle the rest!

Miyoi

Really?! Thank you so much! Let me know if you need my help!

Kutaka

Actually, there is something you could do...

Kutaka

But I need to make some other arrangements before that. I'll come by again soon and fill you in!

Miyoi

O-OK...

Kutaka

See ya! And thanks for the meal!

Kutaka

Cock-a-doodle-doooooo!

Kutaka

It's morning! Time to rise and shine!

Morning, Kutaka. I'm wide awake, thanks to you.

Morning, Kutaka. How are you so lively this early?

Kutaka

Hehe, my crowing did the trick, I see!

Kutaka

I'm sorry for dropping in all of a sudden, but I need some advice.

Kutaka

―So that's why I'm here.

Kutaka

I kind of have a plan, but I don't know how exactly to go about it...

Kutaka

It's only a matter of time before people start having health problems. You'll help, right, Miss PLAYER?

You're so thoughtful. I should try and be more like you!

Of course, I'll help! So, what's the plan?

Kutaka

Thank you!

Kutaka

I want to help all the people cooped up inside better manage their health.

Kutaka

Giving advice is easy... but making sure they actually start exercising and eating right is another story.

Kutaka

I doubt I'll be able to do that alone. I don't have the skills, and there are too many people that need help...

Kutaka

Do you have any ideas? Is there a gadget or something I could use?

If only... Wait, maybe there is something.

Kutaka

For real?!

It's more of a "someone" than a "something"...

Who's the most famous inventor in Gensokyo?

Nitori

I don't enjoy being treated like your personal problem solver!

Nitori

BUT! Since you've spoken so highly of my inventions, I'll let it slide!

Kutaka

Thank you!

Kutaka

So, um... can you help us?

Nitori

Never underestimate a kappa. These kinds of requests are an inventor's dream come true!

Nitori

This is quite an interesting issue. I'd like to take it on.

Kutaka

Wow, thank you so much! Now there are three of us!

Nitori

Hehe, telework is a big change for Gensokyo. I can't miss my chance to make a bucket-load of cash.

Kutaka

Huh, did you say something?

Nitori

Just that we can't miss our chance to save Gensokyo!

Kutaka

O-Oh... Yeah, it's always better to move quick and nip the problem in the bud!

Nitori

Come on, let's see if I've got any inventions you can use.

Kutaka

OK!

Nitori

Hmmm... so we need something that'll help all the teleworkers exercise and eat healthily.

Nitori

AHA! I found just the thing! Let me bring it out... Heave-ho!

Nitori

It's stationary, AND it doesn't occupy much space! I call it the Runmill Infinity - Version 6!

Kutaka

I-It has quite a... unique design.

Nitori

I made it for the head of the Keiga Family.

Nitori

Do you see the belt on top? It loops all the way around the bottom, so you can run in place!

Kutaka

W-Wow, that's amazing! This will easily solve the exercise problem!

Nitori

Um... The thing is, it has a lot of flaws.

Nitori

It's extremely heavy, for one. But that's 'cause I built it to withstand Saki's leg strength.

Nitori

It can also be dangerous if the user isn't careful, especially if they can't fly.

Nitori

The belt operates using the energy generated by the user. The more you run, the faster the belt moves.

Nitori

It gets faster and faster, and eventually, you won't be able to keep up.

Nitori

You'll trip over the belt and get thrown off. The only way to avoid it would be to fly off before that happens.

Kutaka

Then how is this "just the thing"?!

Nitori

Don't you like it? I was trying to build a perpetual motion machine!

What about Miss Saki? Did she like it?

Surely this is risky even for her unmatched leg strength.

Nitori

She laughed and called it child's play. But the next thing I knew, she'd been sent flying over the horizon.

Kutaka

How long will it take for you to make this safe to use? I don't want to wait too long to get started...

Nitori

I'd have to rethink the whole design. It'd take at least a few days... Hm, I guess the Runmill Infinity is no good.

Nitori

Anyway, let's move on to the eating problem! Every household needs a Kappatissier 39!

Nitori

All you have to do is put the ingredients in here, and it'll automatically churn out a delicious dessert!

Kutaka

Whoa, that's incredible! As long as the ingredients are nutritious, it shouldn't be a problem!

Nitori

Oh, right... Sorry, I forgot you wanted something healthy.

Kutaka

Huh...?

Nitori

Um, this machine only works with cucumbers. It makes cucumber cake, cucumber ice cream, cucumber parfait...

Kutaka

That's hardly a balanced diet... I don't think we can use this one either.

Nitori

It was a big hit among the kappa, though...

It won't be easy to modify your old inventions.

Why don't we come up with a more detailed plan first?

Kutaka

Yeah, that sounds like a better idea.

Nitori

Sorry I couldn't help you... *sigh*

Nitori

But I might know someone who can.

Kutaka

Really?! Let's go see them!

Nitori

I don't know if I want to, though...

Takane

Wow, that's a great business idea! I'll be more than happy to be a part of it!

Kutaka

But... we aren't doing this for money―

Nitori

We all know how money-minded she is. But at the end of the day, we'll be helping the people of Gensokyo.

Kutaka

That's true. I suppose it's fine as long as we're doing what we set out to do...

Takane

Whoa, who are you calling money-minded?! How are you any different?!

Kutaka

Really, Miss Nitori? Are you also in this to make a profit?

Nitori

N-No way! I just want to help the people of Gensokyo.

Takane

Look me in the eye and say that again.

Nitori

A-Anyway, let's just focus on the plan! This kind of thing is right up your alley, if I'm not mistaken.

Takane

All right, fine. I'll tell you what I've got in mind.

Kutaka

You've already come up with an idea?!

Takane

Well, it's kind of a rehash of a plan I already had.

Takane

It'll be like a home delivery service with a twist! I think this is a good opportunity to try it out!

Nitori

Really? A home delivery service? Couldn't you have come up with something more original?

Takane

I said "with a twist"!

Takane

It's usually the restaurant's job to take orders, prepare the food, and deliver it. We'll only do the first and last step!

Nitori

You mean we'll only take orders and deliver the food?

Takane

Exactly!

Takane

That way, people can even order from places that don't deliver. It'll make literally all sorts of food accessible.

Kutaka

W-Wow, that'll be super convenient!

Takane

And we can deliver them some health-related advice while we're at it.

Takane

It's the perfect business plan that'll not only benefit restaurants but also help build healthy habits.

Nitori

Hm, I'd love to find flaws, but I don't see any. I guess you really are the best at coming up with plans...

Takane

Yep, I'm a genius!

Takane

Now you know what you've got to do, right?

Nitori

Yeah, I'll arrange for the machinery and equipment we need!

Kutaka

I'm so glad I have you two by my side!

Nitori

We first need to set up a system that'll allow us to take orders from all over Gensokyo. Our plan won't work without it.

Takane

Once we have that in place, we just gotta coordinate with the restaurants.

People are gonna love it!

This is so exciting!

Kutaka

I know, right?! Let's work together to make this a success!

Takane

Nooo waaaaay! That's never gonna work!

Nitori

You stay out of this! It's MY job to decide that!

Kutaka

...

Takane

You're gonna waste our time and money! You won't last in the business world if you can't stick to a schedule and a budget!

Nitori

You don't get it at all! What's the point in doing that if it's going to lower our standards?!

Takane

It's MY plan, so I get to decide!

Nitori

We're working as a team, so it's not just your decision! Stop acting like you're our leader!

Takane

Grrrr! This is exactly why all your plans fail!

Nitori

Come again?! Don't you know failure is the mother of success?!

Takane & Nitori

Let's settle this with a battle!

Kutaka

*sigh* We've got a rocky road ahead...

Takane & Nitori

Ow...

Kutaka

Have you guys calmed down now? You can disagree all you want, but please don't fight!

Nitori

Sorry, I lost my composure for a bit there. I know we don't have time to argue...

Takane

I'm sorry, too. I wasn't listening at all...

Nitori

Takane... we really need the system I'm building.

Nitori

But I know I'll mess it up if I have to do it alone...

Takane

*sigh* Fine. I'll help as much as I can.

Kutaka

I'm here, too! Just let me know what you need! Let's not forget we're a team!

Nitori

Thanks!

Takane

Gosh... now let's get serious.

Nitori

OK, it's finally ready!

Kutaka

Wow, I can't believe you got it done in only one day!

Takane

The framework itself wasn't all that complicated, but it's all thanks to the help we had from our friends.

Nitori

And did you do what we asked you to?

Kutaka

Yes, I got both things done! First, I went to Mister Rinnosuke, and somehow, he managed to finish the outfits in time!

Takane

Well done! Small things like these make a big difference!

Kutaka

This outfit is pretty different from what I'm used to wearing... Um, does it look OK?!

Nitori

They perfectly match the equipment I made! The owner of Kourindou sure has some amazing skills! But I'm better!

Takane

There you go singing your own praises again... But I'm really amazed at how well this fits.

I love that they compliment everyone's abilities!

You're gonna look awesome delivering food in them!

Nitori

Aw, thanks...

Kutaka

Hehe, you've made my day!

Takane

F-Focus, everyone! We still have to show you what we've been working on!

Kutaka

Are you talking about that huge balloon thing out there? Is that what I think it is?

Nitori

Yep, that's my latest killer invention!

Takane

You mean OUR latest invention. And stop calling it a killer.

Takane

It's designed after a hot-air balloon, but this one's affixed to the ground using ropes.

Takane

We've installed more balloons like this one all over Gensokyo. People can use them to place their orders.

Kutaka

You mean they'll have to fly to us with them?

Takane

Hahaha! Not at all! It's impossible to fly them. They're just comfortable spaces to house messenger pigeons.

Kutaka

Oh, now I get it! So that's why the second thing you asked me to do was to gather messenger pigeons!

Nitori

Exactly! Customers can use them to place orders.

Nitori

The process is quite simple.

Nitori

They just have to put down their name, address, and what they want on an order form, and give it to a pigeon.

Takane

We've got some exceptional pigeons lined up. They'll get the order forms to us, no problem.

Takane

And it's all thanks to you, Kutaka.

Kutaka

I just did what you guys told me to! You're the amazing ones!

I think you've all done a great job!

I wish I could've helped more...

Nitori

You say that, but you've done an incredible job spreading the word about our service!

Nitori

Look, we already have customers!

Takane

Those aren't customers! They're fairies poking around our hot-air balloon!

Nitori

Oh, no! They're gonna deflate it and ruin everything!

Kutaka

Th-That doesn't sound good! We better stop them quick!

Nitori

That was a close one... They were going to shut us down before we even got off the ground.

Takane

Fairies are curious by nature. It's no surprise they'd be intrigued by something unfamiliar like a hot-air balloon.

Kutaka

And here I thought we had customers...

Takane

Maybe we didn't think this through. We need to find a way to keep those fairies from messing with our balloons.

Nitori

Hm, is there something the fairies dislike? We could place it around the balloons to keep them away.

Takane

You mean like a scarecrow? But what could we use...?

I know where we can get amulets to ward them off.

Plus, everybody fears the shrine maiden there.

Nitori

That's brilliant! We'll stick "Hakurei Shrine" on all of our balloons! That should scare them away!

Kutaka

They'll think twice before messing with them for sure!

Takane

And I'm pretty sure Reimu won't have a problem with free advertising.

Reimu

I refuse. It may not look like it, but I'm quite busy, you know?

Takane

Liar! I bet you just sit around sipping tea all day long!

Reimu

How rude. I call it pondering over important things.

Nitori

You don't even have to do anything! Just let us use your name!

Reimu

Naaah, I still don't wanna...

Takane & Nitori

Booooooo!

Kutaka

U-Um, we've been working really hard for this! Could you please reconsider?!

Reimu

Do you seriously think hard work can get you everything in life? The village doomsayer is more convincing than you.

Kutaka

Th-That's harsh!

Nitori

Why can't you see that it's a good deal for you, too?!

Takane

It'll be like free advertising for Hakurei Shrine! I'm sure you'll get more visitors!

Nitori

You just need to lend us your name and your offering box will fill up with money!

Reimu

This is sounding shadier by the minute...

Takane

All right, fine! We'll go ask Moriya Shrine or Myouren Temple! You're not our only option, you know?!

Takane

We only came to you first 'cause Hakurei Shrine is like the face of Gensokyo.

Reimu

Hrm...

Nitori

We're serious, Reimu.

Nitori

It looks like you want to see everyone rejoicing over Moriya Shrine's name printed all over our balloons.

Reimu

Hrmmm...

Kutaka

Let's not be mean now...

Takane

Whose side are you on, Kutaka?!

Kutaka

We're doing this to help people, remember. We can't go around being dishonest.

Kutaka

Otherwise, none of this is going to work.

Nitori

I guess you have a point...

Reimu

...What's this now?

Reimu, we really want to help everyone in Gensokyo.

I swear it's not for personal gain.

Reimu

Finally, someone's talking sense. I don't know why you thought trying to swindle me was gonna help you.

Takane & Nitori

Eep...

Reimu

All right, I'll give you what you want. But I'm only doing this for Kutaka.

Kutaka

Thank you!

Reimu

Now get ready to do this Gensokyo style. I hope you know what I mean.

Kutaka

Wh-What?

Reimu

We're gonna have a battle of bullets, of course! I need to see how sincere you guys are!

Nitori

O-OK! We got this!

Takane

No more playing nice! Watch us prove ourselves worthy of the Hakurei name!

Reimu

Bring it on! I'm not gonna hold back, either!

Kutaka

Let's do this!

Reimu

Is that all you've got? You guys sure know how to talk big...

Nitori

W-We're not done yet!

Takane

Yeah, stop acting like it's over!

Reimu

You're kidding, right? You wanna keep going even after I crushed you?

Takane

That's how you run a business! Not being taken seriously is all the more reason to push harder!

Nitori

But more than any of that, I don't want to let Kutaka down!

Kutaka

I'm not giving up, either!

Kutaka

I may not be good enough alone, but I'll never give up while my teammates are with me!

Reimu

Hmm...

Reimu

OK, you win.

Takane & Nitori

Huuuuuuuuuh?!

Reimu

I just wanted to see how serious you guys are, and I've seen enough. There's no point in continuing this now.

Kutaka

Miss Reimu...

Reimu

I'm letting you use my shrine's name, so you better not fail.

Kutaka

Of course, not!

Reimu

And if you get in any trouble, leave me out of it!

Nitori

OK!

Reimu

And one more thing...

Reimu

You owe me a share of the profits in addition to the fee for using my name!

Takane

You gotta be―

Takane

How does it look? Is it crooked?

Nitori

No, it's fine. The "Hakurei" stands out well.

Kutaka

OK, great. I think that covers all the hot-air balloons. Now we only have to wait for the orders to start coming in!

Takane

The Hakurei name should help with that.

Takane

But, it's a new concept, so I guess people are apprehensive to try it out. The name should put people at ease, though.

Nitori

Oh, look, we have an order!

Kutaka

Good, the pigeon's carrying an order form. Let's see what's on here...

Kutaka

The order's from Sunny, Luna, and Star.

Kutaka

"Address: Our house. Dish: Nemuno's food."

Kutaka

That's what it says.

Takane

So our first order is from fairies, huh? It makes sense as they're curious little things.

Nitori

Nemunoki isn't that far from here. Come on, we can get this done in no time.

Kutaka

Hellooooo! Miss Nemuno, are you there?

Nemuno

Whaddya want? Stop creatin' a ruckus outside me restaurant.

Kutaka

S-Sorry! Um, we just wanted to place an order...

Nemuno

Here ta eat? Then ya better have a seat.

Nitori

Actually... we aren't like your regular customers...

Takane

We take orders from people and deliver food to their desired location. It's a new service we've started.

Takane

We help people order from restaurants that don't deliver, including from places that they might not have heard about.

Nemuno

Basically, yer deliverin' for me, yeah? I gotta say, it's quite convenient. People can enjoy their food wherever they want.

Takane

Yep, that pretty much sums it up. We plan on cutting a deal with other outlets, too.

Takane

We're here to collect a dish for our customers. Are you OK with taking these kinds of orders going forward?

Takane

You gotta at least give it a try. It'll bring in new customers without any additional effort on your part.

Kutaka

Miss Takane is such a go-getter!

Nitori

This is what she's good at.

Nemuno

OK, I'll give it a go if it's gonna get me new customers!

Takane

Thank you! We look forward to working with you!

Wow, she sold the idea within seconds...

Wow, look at that smile! I'd buy anything from her!

Nemuno

So, whaddya want me ta make?

Nitori

The order is from the Three Fairies of Light. All they've asked for is "Nemuno's food."

Nemuno

OK, then I'll pick somethin' random from me menu.

Takane

That should be fine. How much will that cost?

Nemuno

This one's on the house. But I want ya to pass on a message for me in return.

Nemuno

If ya like me cookin', come visit me restaurant sometime. I'll be waitin' ta welcome ya.

Takane

OK, got it!

Kutaka

Helloooooo! We're here to deliver the food you ordered!

Sunny Milk

WHOA! That scared me!

Luna Child

Wow, I didn't think that pigeon would actually deliver our order form!

Star Sapphire

That was super fast! This is so convenient!

Sunny Milk

But... we don't have any money yet.

Star Sapphire

I found this weird stone earlier. Will this do?

Luna Child

I don't think so. Maybe we should just dine and dash...

Takane

Hey, that's not nice... But, this was your first order, so it's on the house.

Sunny Milk

For real?

Takane

You can thank Nemuno for it. She also said that if you like the food, you should eat at her restaurant next time.

Star Sapphire

I thought she was a scary yamanba... but that was really nice.

Luna Child

We gotta go thank her in person!

Sunny Milk

Yeah! But first―

Fairies of Light

Let's eat!

Kutaka

Oh, I almost forgot. You have to battle us after you're done eating.

Fairies of Light

What, why?!

Kutaka

Have you been going outside to play lately? Lack of exercise isn't good for you.

Kutaka

We're just trying to get everyone to be more health-conscious! Don't worry, you can enjoy your meal first.

Fairies of Light

...

Sunny Milk

Aaaah... I'm so tired...

Star Sapphire

But the food from Nemuno was yummy.

Luna Child

I guess some exercise to help digestion isn't that bad.

Kutaka

I'm glad you're satisfied with your order! We'll look forward to your next one!

Takane

Our first order was a success! Let's keep the ball rolling!

Nitori

Just don't get too greedy, OK? That's usually why all your plans fail.

Takane

Sh-Shut up!

Kutaka

I'm curious to see what order we're going to get next!

Nitori

People probably still don't know about us. Once they do, the orders will start pouring in―

Nitori

Aaand there's one!

Takane

We've got some really good pigeons.

Kutaka

This one's from Miss Kasen Ibaraki!

Nitori

Eep...

Kutaka

And she wants vegetarian cuisine prepared by a youkai. Wh-What's that supposed to mean?

Takane

Beats me.

Takane

But the only place I can think of for vegetarian cuisine is the youkai temple.

Kutaka

Ah, yes, Myouren Temple! Maybe if we ask them nicely, they'll prepare some food for Miss Kasen.

Takane

You really think so? It's not like they run a restaurant... and I was kinda joking.

Kutaka

There's no harm in asking. We can always consider other options if they refuse!

Takane

A-All right, I'm up for it...

Byakuren

Be careful not to drop it on your way. And please give Miss Kasen my regards.

Kutaka

Got it! Thank you!

Takane

I didn't think it'd be that easy...

Kutaka

OK, now let's take this to Miss Kasen―

Nitori

Wait a minute! How about we throw in a dessert?

Kutaka

But why?

Takane

What's this all of a sudden?

Nitori

I-It's cause this one's for Kasen...

Nitori

I kind of had a tiff with her, and things have been awkward ever since. I thought maybe I could do something nice for her.

Takane

Oh, now the dessert makes more sense. She was mad about the kappa making a mist-catching machine, wasn't she?

Takane

Come to think of it, I also got in a row with her during our yamawaro survival game.

Nitori

Just think about her reaction when she sees the two of us delivering her order together...

Takane

She's probably gonna think we're up to no good.

Nitori & Takane

...

Kutaka

And that's why you're trying to get on her good side by bribing her with dessert, huh?

She does love sweets...

I don't know how I'd feel about her accepting a bribe...

Nitori

It's not really a bribe. It's just a little way of saying sorry.

Kutaka

I guess you could look at it that way...

Takane

Great! Now that we all agree, let's go get a dessert and deliver it along with this dish!

Kasen

I don't remember ordering any dango...

Kasen

What's the meaning of this? And why are the two of you delivering my food?

Takane & Nitori

Um...!

Kutaka

Wait! Take a closer look at the dango before doing anything rash!

Kasen

Why, what's so special about it―

Kasen

Wh-Whoa!

Kasen

Is this from where I think it's from?! I heard they only sell 30 of these at a time and on completely random days!

Kutaka

Yeah! It's the number one seller there! Miss Nitori and Miss Takane got them especially for you!

Kutaka

They want you to forget whatever happened in the past and build a relationship of trust!

Kasen

I-I see... Hm, but I don't know if I can do that...

Kasen

Well, it'd be too cruel to simply reject your efforts, so I guess I could give you a chance.

Takane

Well done, Kutaka! You really have a way with words!

Nitori

Good thing I was able to get my hands on those dango!

Kutaka

Thank you!

Kutaka

Just one more thing... We've been going around providing a battle of bullets service to help people stay active―

Kutaka

―Actually, scratch that. You don't need it. You already have a well-managed lifestyle.

Kasen

Maybe, but if it's a service, then I'd like to make use of it.

Kasen

It'll be like a pre-meal workout.

Kasen

Is that all you've got?! You need to work on your teamwork!

Kutaka

H-Huh, how did she turn the tables on us?!

Nitori

Why is this happening?!

Takane

We're no match for her...

Kasen

Silence! No talking during training!

Kutaka

Um, when did this turn into a training session?

Takane

Ow-ow-ow... I'm still hurting from that battle with Kasen.

Kutaka

But she loved our service! The free dango really worked wonders!

Nitori

Good thing that's over, though. We can relax till the next order comes in―

Nitori

...

Nitori

Stupid pigeon! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!

Kutaka

You scared it away!

Kutaka

At least it delivered the order form before flying away. But what's this? I can't read this text at all...

Takane

Maybe it's a prank.

Nitori

Let me see that. Oh, this is written in kappa language. No wonder you couldn't read it.

Kutaka

So is our next order from a kappa?

Nitori

No, it's from Kosuzu. But she wants it delivered to the Hieda Residence.

Kutaka

It couldn't have been a mistake... right?

Nitori

I don't think so. Not when she's gone out of her way to use kappa language.

Takane

She's made an order, so I think we should fulfill it.

Nitori

Yeah, and she wants us to deliver something that will "boost Akyuu's energy levels."

Kutaka

How about eel?

Nitori

Ooooh, nice idea! That'll give her the boost she needs!

Takane

Come on, let's get going!

Kutaka

Helloooooooo? We have a food delivery for Miss Akyuu!

Akyuu

OK, I'm done with this, now I just need to polish this bit up...

Akyuu

Oh, no... I forgot to write about that other thing. Now I have to rewrite this whole part...

Kutaka

Um, Miss Akyuu?

Akyuu

Another mistake?! I don't have time to redo all of this!

Akyuu

AAAAAAAAAH, I spilled ink all over! This has been the worst week ever!

Kutaka

Are you OK, Miss Akyuu?!

Akyuu

Hehe... *holds back tears*

Akyuu

*sob*... *sniff* I'm the head of the Hieda family, I can't break down over little things like this...

Kutaka

U-Um...

Nitori

We have a delivery for you!

Takane

Here's your piping hot lamprey!

Akyuu

EEK! When did you get here?!

Nitori

We finally got your attention.

Takane

I can see you're having a tough time, but you need to calm down.

Akyuu

Did you... see me cry?

Takane & Nitori

Yep!

Akyuu

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Kutaka

We're sorry, we didn't mean to...

Akyuu

No, it's OK. It's my fault for not noticing you.

Akyuu

Did you say you're here to deliver lamprey? I don't remember ordering that.

Nitori

We know. Kosuzu is the one who ordered it.

Akyuu

Why would she do that?

Takane

I think I know why. She probably knew you were going through a rough patch and was worried about you.

Kutaka

That's why she ordered something that'd give you energy.

Kutaka

So, here. Enjoy Miss Mystia's special grilled lamprey!

Akyuu

I've been so busy with work lately that I don't even remember when I last took a break...

Akyuu

It looks like I've made Kosuzu worry.

Akyuu

Thank you, everyone. I think I'll go see Kosuzu and thank her for the meal in person.

Kutaka

That's a great idea! It was totally worth rushing to get this food delivered to you!

Akyuu

OK, I'll leave right away―

Akyuu

Um, my body's stiff from all that sitting. I think I better spend some time stretching or I'll have a problem walking.

Kutaka

Then let's have a light battle of bullets so you can get some exercise.

Akyuu

A battle of bullets?

Nitori

It's just a little extra service we provide.

Takane

Lately, everyone's been teleworking, so we're trying to help them exercise and stay healthy.

Akyuu

I apologize for all the trouble, but I'd like to take you up on that offer.

Let's remember to keep things light!

Let's not be too rough. Akyuu is already tired.

Takane & Nitori

It'll be fine! Only Nitori would be that insensitive. It'll be fine! Only Takane would be that insensitive.

Takane & Nitori

What did you say?!

Akyuu

Phew, I feel much better now.

Akyuu

I need to remind myself to exercise regularly.

Kutaka

Don't forget to eat right. Exercise and nutritious food are the foundations of a healthy life!

Akyuu

That's true. By the way...

Akyuu

Are those two going to be OK?

Nitori

How dare you... Takane! Don't think I didn't see you aim at me during the confusion...

Takane

Look who's talking... You didn't shoot at anyone else but me from the start...

Kutaka

Don't mind them. This is nothing compared to when they really get fired up!

Akyuu

I-I see...

Nitori

Whoa, it's raining messenger pigeons!

Takane

It looks like word finally got around. Maybe we can add additional fees for different timeslots, and express delivery...

Kutaka

Stop being greedy! We started this whole thing to help people!

Takane

Ahahaha... I-I know, I was just joking!

Nitori

This isn't the time to mess around! We're swamped with orders!

Takane

I-I can't believe Nitori is the one talking sense!

Kutaka

I thought that was my job...

Takane

I think we're getting the hang of this now! C'mon, let's do our best to keep everyone healthy and happy!

Kutaka

Yeah!

Nitori

Spoken like a true business woman...

Takane

*gulp*

Kutaka

New day, new deliveries! Time to deliver food and brighten everyone's mood!

Takane

How are you so chipper when we're being bombarded with all these orders...

Kutaka

Doesn't it make you happy to know there are so many people counting on us?

Nitori

I feel like I've heard this same conversation every day since we started... C'mon, we need to get our next order delivered.

Nitori

It's for the Grassroots Youkai Network. They're basically our regular customers now.

Takane

I'd say it's time to expand our business. I wanna work with many more restaurants...

Nitori

I don't think we should rush it. We need to lay more groundwork first!

Kutaka

What are the two of you whispering about over there?

Kutaka

You guys are talking about business stuff again, aren't you?!

Takane

I don't know what you mean! We were just talking about how important it is to stay healthy!

Nitori

Yeah, what she said! Now come on, we better get this delivered!

Kutaka

You two are never going to change, are you?

Kutaka

Hello, we're here to deliver your food!

Kagerou

Oh... OK, thanks.

Wakasagihime

The food's here already?

Sekibanki

What do we have today? Well, whatever's fine.

Kutaka

You're all acting strange. Is everything OK? We can skip the battle if you're not feeling too good.

Kagerou

What do you wanna do?

Wakasagihime

Don't ask me. I'll battle if you guys are up for it.

Sekibanki

Why do I have to decide? I guess since you guys are already here, we might as well.

Takane & Nitori

At least show some enthusiasm...

Takane

*sigh* I have a bad feeling about this...

Kagerou

Oops, we lost.

Wakasagihime

Yeah, there was nothing we could do.

Sekibanki

Ahaha... You guys have gotten stronger.

Kutaka

What's going on with you three?! Where's your motivation?!

Nitori

Calm down, Kutaka...

Kagerou

Um... Sorry, but lately, I don't feel like doing anything.

Takane

Please don't apologize. We're the ones at fault here.

Kutaka

We are?! How?!

Nitori

Yeah, how?!

Takane

I didn't realize the problem either until just now... Simply put, we took things too far.

Takane

We thought we were helping teleworkers stay healthy by delivering nutritious food and helping them stay active...

Takane

But we didn't realize our plan was a success only because it was convenient...

Nitori

Ah...

Takane

You see it, don't you? Our service has made things too easy for everyone.

Kutaka

What's wrong with that?

Takane

Too much convenience only spoils people! Everything should be done in moderation.

Takane

Just look at what we've done.

Takane

The only thing our customers need to do is open their mouths and eat.

Kagerou

Gah...

Takane

This is messed up. Humans, and youkai too for that matter, are quite capable of providing for themselves.

Wakasagihime

Oof...

Takane

If they start depending on others to do that for them, they won't bother doing anything at all.

Sekibanki

Urgh...

Kutaka

But that's why we have the battle of bullets service―

Takane

That clearly didn't work with this lot...

Takane

As we just saw, they didn't really care about the battle and didn't even take it seriously.

Nitori

You can lead a horse to water...

Kutaka

S-So what are we supposed to do?!

Don't worry, it wasn't all for nothing!

We can still work together and start over!

Kutaka

Miss PLAYER...!

Takane

Yeah, we won't let your goodwill go to waste!

Nitori

Failure is the mother of success, Kutaka! I'd never invent anything if I lost heart over every failed attempt!

Kutaka

Miss Takane... Miss Nitori...!

Takane

But first, we need to knock some sense into these three!

Nitori

Let's do this!

Kutaka

Yeah! I won't give up so easily!

Grassroots Youkai Network

Huh...?

Kagerou

I-I'm sorry...

Wakasagihime

I'll stop being lazy...

Sekibanki

I'll do my best to live a healthier life...

Takane

I think that's good enough for these three.

Kutaka

But this is so frustrating...

Kutaka

I can't believe this is the result of all our efforts!

Nitori

We should be glad we caught it early.

Kutaka

Now we can rethink our strategy!

Takane

We'll have plenty more customers in the future, so let's find a way to do better!

Nitori

Yeah!

Kutaka

...

Nitori

Kutaka, are you still thinking about what happened earlier?

Kutaka

I'm sorry, I know I should stop worrying about it...

Takane

Well, I understand it's not easy, but you're only making yourself feel worse.

Nitori

Let's just focus on what we need to do right now. Then, bit by bit, everything will eventually fall into place.

Kutaka

You're right. Moping around isn't going to solve anything!

???

Oh, hello. I thought I heard familiar voices...

Yachie

What could possibly make a kappa, a yamawaro, the god of chickens, and PLAYER work together?

Kutaka

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in the Animal Realm?

Yachie

I'm just here to spy. Gotta work toward taking over Gensokyo someday.

Takane

Shouldn't you be a bit more covert about these things...?

Takane

How do you even plan on doing that? Gensokyo's got plenty of people protecting it.

Yachie

I obviously know it's not gonna be easy.

Yachie

Or rather, it wouldn't be, IF things were still normal around here. I think it'll be pretty easy if we try now.

Nitori

Wh-What do you mean?

Yachie

I heard youkai have started working from home, which means there's no one to stop us from taking over.

Yachie

Sure, Reimu, Yukari Yakumo, and Okina might put up a fight, but things are still massively in our favor.

Yachie

Did you know there has been a decline in youkai sightings reported by humans?

Yachie

If this continues, the humans will stop fearing youkai. And I'm sure you don't need me to explain what that means.

Takane

Youkai grow weak if people stop believing in them, and in the worst case, they might even cease to exist.

Yachie

Exactly.

Kutaka

S-Stop trying to scare us!

Yachie

But it may very well happen, you know? At least with the way things have been lately.

Yachie

And the repercussions won't stop there.

Yachie

If they no longer fear youkai, they won't hesitate to encroach upon youkai territory.

Yachie

Youkai have been protecting people and helping anyone that gets injured in those areas.

Yachie

But if they no longer exist, it's only a matter of time before humans start dying with no one to protect them.

Nitori

There's no way the big shots in Gensokyo will let that happen!

Yachie

Maybe. But it's still an interesting thought.

Yachie

I'd like to see what kind of incident they'll set off to bring balance back to Gensokyo if that happens.

If they go all out, Gensokyo's doomed...!

*shudder* I don't even want to think about it!

Kutaka

But that's what will end up happening if we don't fix this problem soon!

Yachie

Yeah, well, at least that's my opinion.

Kutaka

No way!

Yachie

What?

Kutaka

No way I'm going to let that happen!

Nitori

Yeah! Don't underestimate the youkai of Gensokyo!

Yachie

Hehe, I really hope you're not just acting tough. But I do think there's still time to stop the worst from happening.

Takane

It sounds like you're here to help us rather than "take over Gensokyo."

Yachie

Well, you'll never know. But I'll tell you this one thing.

Yachie

We're always waiting for the right time to strike, and we won't hesitate to take action.

Yachie

You'd do well not to forget that...

Kutaka

We've been delivering healthy food and helping our customers stay active.

Kutaka

But that's only made people complacent. We've unintentionally been promoting the stay-at-home life.

Kutaka

And that's why we need to change the way we've been doing things.

Nitori

If we go by what Yachie told us, the situation is already pretty grim.

Kutaka

Even if she was exaggerating to provoke us, I don't see any harm in being cautious.

Takane

That's true...

Takane

So now we need to focus on getting people to be more active, or rather improve their lifestyle as a whole.

Kutaka

Yeah, let's work together to protect our Gensokyo!

Nitori

I agree! It's time to toughen up!

Takane

I'm in, too. This isn't the time to be worrying about making a profit.

Kutaka

Thank you! Now that we know what we need to do, let's deliver our next order!

Takane

This one's from Patchouli. The address is the library in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She wants some sweets.

Nitori

She's, like, the queen of staying indoors... Couldn't we have started with something easier?

If we succeed with her, it'll be a huge boost!

I-It's gonna be OK! She's a good match for us!

Kutaka

OK, let's stay positive!

Takane & Nitori

Yeah!

Nitori

I didn't think it'd be this easy to get inside the mansion...

Kutaka

As a guard myself, I'd usually have a thing or two to say, but today I'm glad the gatekeeper is asleep...

Takane

Deliveries are normally done at the gate.

Takane

But the address we were given is the library, which means she doesn't even want to leave her room.

Nitori

I doubt this has got anything to do with telework, though... Hasn't she always been like that?

Patchouli

That's not a nice thing to say about your customer.

Kutaka

EEK! I-I didn't know you were here!

Patchouli

Where else would I be? This is my library.

Takane

True, but... you are allowed to leave, you know?

Patchouli

And just so you don't underestimate our mansion, I'll have you know the security here isn't all that lax.

Patchouli

Remi and Sakuya know you've entered the premises. They allowed it only because I informed them about the delivery.

Kutaka

Was that also why the gatekeeper let us through?!

Patchouli

...

Patchouli

Can I have my sweets now?

Nitori

She was really asleep, wasn't she?!

Takane

I'm glad you made this easy for us. Here are your sweets.

Patchouli

Thank you. The rumors were true. Your service is really convenient.

Kutaka

Delivering food is not all we do. Helping our customers get some exercise is also a part of our service.

Kutaka

Why don't you give it a try?

Patchouli

No need. I'm fine without it.

Kutaka

No, no, we insist.

Patchouli

Thanks, but maybe some other time.

Kutaka

Come on, don't be shy.

Patchouli

Forcing me isn't doing me any service!

Nitori

It's a limited-time offer. The customer isn't allowed to refuse during this offer period.

Patchouli

Then it's not an offer, is it?!

Takane

A little exercise won't do you any harm. It's not good to stay cooped up underground all the time.

Patchouli

I don't care as long as it isn't affecting me right now!

Kutaka

It looks like words aren't going to convince her. I think we need to try something else.

Patchouli

Huh, what's that supposed to mean...?

Patchouli

*huff* *huff* I-I can't... I can't move anymore...

Nitori

I didn't know Kutaka could be so extreme...

Takane

She has put her heart and soul into this service. It's no wonder she feels responsible.

Sakuya

I was wondering what you were doing taking Lady Patchouli outside...

Kutaka

M-Miss Sakuya?! Um... we had good reason for this!

Patchouli

Nice timing, Sakuya. Throw these scoundrels out right now!

Sakuya

I refuse. I'm here only to thank them.

Patchouli

Huh?

Sakuya

Lady Patchouli is our guest. It's our job to take care of her health. But you did that for us, and for that, I thank you.

Nitori

Y-You're welcome...?

Patchouli

S-Sakuya? What are you saying?

Sakuya

I didn't know how to go about it. But now I've made up my mind.

Sakuya

Sometimes a stern hand is needed. I now know that pampering someone isn't the same as taking care of them.

Patchouli

S-Sakuyaaaa...

Takane

Sorry, we overstepped our boundaries. But I guess she's in good hands.

Sakuya

Yes, we'll handle the rest. And I'll be rooting for you all. I hope you succeed in what you've set out to do.

Kutaka

Thank you!

Takane

I'm amazed we figured out where to deliver this next one...

Nitori

Just look at this order. From: "Us," Address: "Our house," Order: "Lots of delicious food."

Nitori

I can think of only one person who'd write something like that. And I'm sure she doesn't think there's anything wrong with it.

Takane

It won't be our fault if we get this one wrong. I won't even feel bad about it!

Kutaka

Now, now... It's all a part of our job.

Kutaka

Helloooooo?! Anybody home?

Cirno

Huh?

Kutaka

Delivery!

Cirno

Huuuuh?

Kutaka

Um... W-We're here with your food!

Kutaka

You asked for something delicious, so we got Geidontei to prepare an assortment of yummy food!

Cirno

Uh...

Daiyousei

Cirno, stop that. You're acting pretty rude.

Nitori

What's wrong with her? Why is she being so strange?

Daiyousei

She doesn't feel like doing anything... And apparently, that includes talking and moving.

Cirno

Uhhh...

Takane

Am I the only one who wants to smack her right now?!

Cirno

Eh?!

Wriggle

It's so cool in here despite being so hot outside. If you fired up the grill at the restaurant today, you'd melt!

Mystia

Yeah, only a fool would grill lamprey on a day like this.

Rumia

Yeah *chomp* *chomp*

Cirno

Ah!

Daiyousei

Rumia, stop chewing on Cirno's wings...

Cirno

Huh...?

Wriggle

Yeah, we've got proper food. Eat that instead.

Mystia

There's food?! How nice!

Rumia

Chicken!

Kutaka

That's right! The god of chickens is here to deliver your food!

Nitori

What's wrong with everyone? ...Is this what happens when people use the cooler too much?

Takane

They seem to be showing severe symptoms. They're usually so full of energy. I've never seen them like this.

Maybe this is what Yachie was talking about...

We're probably seeing the effects on weak fairies first.

Nitori

It's all because they stopped going out and scaring the humans with their pranks.

Daiyousei

C'mon, let's eat. We don't want to waste all this food.

Rumia

Food... fooooood...

Wriggle

That's too much work... Can someone feed me?

Cirno

Uh...

Kutaka

Don't worry, we'll feed you.

Wriggle

Thanks, that'll be great.

Nitori

What are you doing, Kutaka?! Are you seriously going to feed them?!

Takane

I don't think she's talking about food.

Nitori

Oh... Now I get it.

Kutaka

We'll feed you some hot and tasty bullets!

Kutaka

We're doing this to get you back to your energetic selves! Don't worry, we'll give you the best service we can!

Everyone

Huh...?

Cirno

Huh, what was I doing all this time?!

Kutaka

Look outside! It's such a beautiful day! It's perfect for playing outdoors!

Cirno

Y-Yeah!

Cirno

C'mon, guys! We've got pranks to play! Gensokyo―I mean THE WORLD is waiting for us!

Everyone

Yaaaaaaaaay!

Nitori

I hope they enjoy their meal together once they're back from playing. Maybe it'll taste better when they're hungry.

Takane

What's that saying? Hunger is the best sauce or something.

Takane

But fairies running amok sounds like a whole new problem...

Kutaka

It's still better than losing Gensokyo.

Kagerou

Ugh... Not one again! I'll never reach the finish with the kind of numbers I'm rolling!

Rinnosuke

It's my turn next... Oh, a six.

Kagerou

What?! That's your third six in a row! You better not be cheating!

Rinnosuke

How would I do that? Rolling dice is pure luck. Sometimes I get lucky.

Kagerou

That's not true! You'll never roll a six if you don't believe you can!

Kagerou

The trick to consistently win board games is to rely on luck as little as possible!

Kagerou

I always aim to roll the number I want!

Rinnosuke

Ahaha... Now that wouldn't be possible without cheating.

Rinnosuke

Please excuse me for a minute. I'll be right back.

Kagerou

Again? I can't play this on my own, so you better hurry back.

Rinnosuke

Ahaha... Of course.

Rinnosuke

*sigh*

Kutaka

You seem awfully tired. Are you OK?

Rinnosuke

I'm fine. I think I can manage for another half a day before I collapse.

Takane

Whoa, you're in worse shape than I thought.

Rinnosuke

There weren't any customers for her to play with so I made the mistake of offering to play a game with her...

Rinnosuke

And she's been here ever since. Even today, she's eaten up almost half a day of my time over this.

Nitori

Wow, she's totally obsessed... Now I understand why she wrote "Food I can eat while gaming" on the order form.

Takane

But she isn't even eating it. She's just focused on the game.

Kutaka

Miss Kagerou usually plays here, doesn't she? Has she always been like this?

Rinnosuke

No, she's never had such an unhealthy obsession with games before.

Rinnosuke

She had stopped playing for a while. But then, she just showed up a couple of days ago.

Kutaka

A couple of days ago, you say...?

Nitori

Isn't that around the time we went to deliver food to the Grassroots Youkai Network?

Takane

Maybe she took our advice and decided to come here?

Rinnosuke

She looked kind of weak when she got here, though. I told her she should go home and get some rest.

Rinnosuke

But she completely ignored me and started playing all these board games.

Rinnosuke

Whenever she gets bored with a game, she just switches to another. She hasn't left the store once since she got here...

Kutaka

You mean she's been living here?!

Takane

Yikes... But I'm amazed she managed to get here despite being so weak.

Nitori

I don't get how she can be so engrossed in all those games in this state...

Kutaka

Anyway, we can't just ignore this. We need to snap her out of it!

Kutaka

That's enough for today, Miss Kagerou!

Kagerou

Wh-What are you doing?! Give that back! It was just getting good!

Kutaka

Didn't we tell you not to go overboard with the games?! Kids who break their promises get their games taken away!

Takane

When did we say that? And why are you acting like you're her mom?

Nitori

I kinda get where she's coming from...

Kutaka

If you want to play that bad, you're going to have to fight us first!

Kagerou

*sniff*

Kutaka

We win! Here, eat this for now! It's Geidontei's special onigiri!

Kagerou

*munch* *munch* Mmm, yummy...

Nitori

It looks like you haven't eaten for days. No wonder you're enjoying it so much!

Kagerou

Yeah... I can literally feel my body being reenergized!

Takane

I get that games can be fun, but you can have fun outside, too, you know?

Kutaka

Why don't you try it if you're feeling better now?

Kutaka

The sunshine will do you good, and maybe you'll enjoy your games better after some fresh air.

Kagerou

I guess it's worth a shot...

Kagerou

I kinda feel bad now. This is the second time you guys have had to help me out.

Kutaka

Don't worry about it! We've taken it upon ourselves to do this!

Nitori

But if we catch you acting weird again, you're gonna have to face a much rougher battle!

Kagerou

I-I'll make sure that doesn't happen. And I'll pass on the message to Wakasagihime and Sekibanki, too!

Nitori

The negative effects of staying at home have been spreading pretty quick. I think it's time to go all out!

Takane

At first, I was in this just for the money. I never dreamt it'd affect the fate of Gensokyo...

Takane

But I'd say it isn't all bad. Once everyone knows we saved the day...

Nitori

There you go again... But, well, I guess you're right. That'll definitely help our business.

Kutaka

The orders are pouring in! We need to hurry up and get these delivered!

Takane & Nitori

On it!

Takane

I think that takes care of all the orders.

Nitori

We even managed to get everyone to leave their homes. I'd say we're doing pretty good.

Kutaka

Yeah! If we keep this up, Gensokyo will be back to normal in no time!

Kutaka

We've been doing this for a while now. Don't you think things have improved quite a lot?

Takane

Yeah, our customers have started living life the way they used to.

Nitori

And all we had to do was give them a little push. They were never the stay-at-home kind of people anyway.

Nitori

Maybe excluding one...

Takane

I think we can trust Sakuya to take care of her.

Kutaka

At least we were able to save Gensokyo!

Takane

Yeah! And now is the perfect time―

Takane

―To focus on business!

Kutaka

We're not doing this for the money! Haven't I been telling you that since the very beginning?!

Nitori

Let her be, Kutaka. That's just the kind of person she is―

Nitori

EEK!

Kutaka

Wh-What was that thud?!

Takane

It sounded as though something fell to the ground... I think it came from over there. Let's go check it out.

Tewi

YAAAAY! A stupid human fell for my trap!

Tewi

It's not safe to aimlessly walk around when you're lost! You gotta watch your step! A cute bunny might've dug some―

Takane

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Tewi

EEK!

Tewi

Th-The same thing I always do... I'm just teasing the humans.

Nitori

You've gone too far this time. How can you dig a hole so deep for a human?

Kutaka

Good thing this one isn't hurt.

Takane

You better have a good reason for this!

Tewi

A reason for what? Oh, you wanna know why I dug this pitfall so deep?

Tewi

Well, you know... it's been a while since I dug one, so I kinda got carried away!

What's wrong with you, Tewi?

This isn't right. This is not you...

Tewi

Is this how you react to something I've worked so hard on? And you haven't even apologized for getting in the way.

Takane

I see you're asking for another whack.

Kutaka

Clearly, you have no remorse! I'm not going to let you get away with this!

Nitori

Even I can't let this slide.

Tewi

Huh?! What are you guys getting so worked up about?!

Tewi

*sniff* I'm sorry. I hadn't played a prank in a while, so I got a bit carried away...

Takane

Yeah, OK, as long as you're sorry. But you better take that human to Eientei and get them checked.

Tewi

OK... I'm really sorry.

Kutaka

Was it really an innocent prank?

Nitori

Seems like it. But that's a problem in and of itself.

Takane

What do you mean?

Nitori

Didn't you hear what Tewi said? People are finally emerging from their homes, but now they've lost all control.

Nitori

Maybe there are others like her. Things will get dangerous if everyone around here starts acting the same way.

Takane

Whoa, whoa, whoa, the word dangerous doesn't even begin to describe what some of these youkai are capable of.

Kutaka

Wh-What should we do?!

Nitori

I wish we could do something, but I don't think we have the means to help...

Takane

Then we need someone who does!

Nitori

Like who?

Kutaka

Yeah, who?

Takane

I'm talking about the youkai-exterminating shrine maiden, of course! She can bring balance to Gensokyo!

Reimu

OK, everything's ready.

Kutaka

Miss Reeeeeeeeeeimu!

Kutaka

I'm glad we found you here! Please listen to what we have to say!

Reimu

What do you want now? Are you here to ask me to let you use my first name, too?

Takane

No, but we need your help!

Reimu

I'm busy right now. And even if I wasn't, there's no way I'm gonna run around making deliveries.

Nitori

That's not why we're here! Just listen to us! Something really crazy has been happening to the youkai of Gensokyo!

Reimu

Whoa, so I wasn't the only one who noticed, huh?

Nitori

What are you talking about?

Reimu

About all the youkai who've been acting without any restraint lately, what else?

Kutaka

Um, yeah, that's what we need your help with.

Reimu

Hm, I gotta admit I'm pleasantly surprised to see you guys are already working on solving it.

Kutaka

Were you also going to do something about it?

Reimu

Of course. Who do you think I am? I was gonna knock some sense into every single one of them.

Reimu

Actually, this is perfect.

Reimu

Now you guys can help me―wait, or am I helping you?

Reimu

Well, whatever. Let's just work together.

Reimu

I can take care of it on my own, but I don't wanna waste any more time. There are too many of them to get it done quick.

Kutaka

We're sorry...

Reimu

You don't need to apologize. It's not your fault this is happening.

Kutaka

Huh...?

Reimu

Maybe you contributed to it, but your customers are still at fault for relying on you for everything.

Reimu

You guys did nothing wrong by trying to help. I wouldn't have let you use my shrine's name if I didn't think so.

Reimu

If you're at fault, I am too. Anyway, I'm gonna take full responsibility and fix this.

Reimu

You guys don't need to feel bad about anything! Keep doing what you've been doing for Gensokyo!

Kutaka

O-OK!

Thanks, Reimu.

Hehe, sorry, Reimu...

Reimu

What's with that smile? Y-You knew I'd forgive you, didn't you?!

Reimu

C'mon we've got stuff to do!

Reimu

First, we'll go around giving people warnings! If they still don't listen, we'll use force.

Reimu

I'll take responsibility for it―or even better, I'll blame it on Yukari.

You were doing so well...

(Gotta apologize to Miss Yukari next time I see her!)

Reimu

I'll start by handling the most troublesome youkai. You guys keep an ear out for any new information.

Kutaka

Got it!

Reimu

I'm counting on you!

Kutaka

Be careful out there!

Kutaka

Well, you heard what we have to do... Sorry, we've had to change our strategy so many times.

Takane

Not really, our main goal is still the same.

Nitori

Yeah, your aim was to help people from the very beginning.

Kutaka

Now that you mention it, maybe you're right.

Takane

C'mon, get a grip, leader!

Kutaka

Huh, I didn't know I was the leader!

Nitori

How are you realizing this only now?! You initiated the whole thing, so yes, that makes you the leader!

Kutaka

But I was just venting my concerns. I don't think I've been of any help...

Takane

Are you for real right now? We wouldn't even be a team if it wasn't for you!

Nitori

Yeah, without you, it'd just be me and Takane endlessly arguing over every little thing!

Takane

Exactly.

Kutaka

Are you sure you want me as your leader...?

Nitori

Of course!

Takane

Yeah, now let us hear some words of encouragement from our leader!

Kutaka

O-OK! I'll accept that post!

Kutaka

We are―

Kutaka

Um, we are―

Takane & Nitori

Huh?

Kutaka

...We don't have a team name, do we?

Takane & Nitori

Oh...

Kutaka

I can't believe this!!

Nitori

No worries! We can just come up with one right now!

Takane

Isn't it a bit too late for that?!

Kutaka

Um... uh... OK, how about―

Kutaka

S-Supportmates!

Takane & Nitori

Cringe! That's great!

Takane

Supportmates? Really?!

Takane

We need something catchier if we wanna stay in business even after we solve this telework problem!

Nitori

What's wrong with Supportmates? It's simple, and it gets the point across!

Nitori

It's a very inspirational name!

Takane

Of course YOU like it. You always name your inventions something cringey!

Nitori

What?! Which one are you talking about?!

Takane

ALL OF THEM!

Kutaka

Stop it, you two! Aren't you sick of always fighting?!

Kutaka

I'm in charge here, and I say this conversation is OVER!

Takane & Nitori

F-Fine...

Takane

And she was acting like she didn't know how to be a leader...

Nitori

Yeah, she clearly knows how to get her way...

Kutaka

Got something to say?!

Takane & Nitori

No, it's nothing!

Kutaka

OK, now let's take care of the trouble that's brewing here at Myouren Temple!

Kutaka

According to our Geidontei customers, people have been getting attacked around here lately.

Kutaka

It's only hearsay, so I don't have the details, but a youkai is probably behind this.

Nitori

Youkai attacks around Myouren Temple, huh? The culprit sure has guts messing around out here.

Takane

Let's go talk to the head priest. I'm sure she isn't happy about what's been going on in her turf.

Byakuren

I'm not... but I don't even know how to begin dealing with this situation.

Nitori

EEK! You scared me! Appearing out of nowhere is clearly not a good start!

Byakuren

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I heard a noise, so I came to check what it was.

Byakuren

From what I understand, you heard the rumors and came here to resolve the matter, right?

Kutaka

That's right. Can you tell us everything you know?

Byakuren

Sure. Let me start with the name of the culprit.

Kutaka

What?! You know who it is?!

Byakuren

Yes, but I've failed―I mean, I'm having a hard time dealing with her. It's Kyouko.

Kutaka

How is that possible?! We helped her snap out of her stay-at-home lifestyle not that long ago!

Takane

But that's exactly why it makes sense. She's gone to the other extreme after being cooped up for too long.

Byakuren

She used to come down here early in the morning and help with the cleaning...

Byakuren

But lately, she's been showing up in the dead of night screaming "good morning" awfully loud.

Byakuren

She quickly finishes cleaning, goes back to the mountain, and proceeds to scare all the humans she encounters.

Nitori

I can't believe Kyouko would do that...

Byakuren

At first, I couldn't either. You should try calling out to her. Face the mountain, and shout.

Kutaka

O-OK. I'll give it a try.

Kutaka

Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooo!

Takane

What was wrong with a simple "Hello!"?!

Kyouko

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kutaka

She responded! But there's nothing abnormal about that...

Kyouko

YOU'RE KUTAKA, AREN'T YOU?!

Kyouko

I LOVE THE WAY YOU CROW!

Kutaka

Huh?!

Kyouko

ARE YOU AT MYOUREN TEMPLE?!

Kyouko

DON'T YOU LIKE HOW WELL I'VE CLEANED THE PLACE?!

Nitori

She's awfully chatty for a yamabiko...

Byakuren

She does the same thing with all the humans that pass by...

Takane

I see how that can be scary...

Byakuren

I know I shouldn't be allowing her to do this, but I don't know how to approach her about it.

Byakuren

She's usually really well-behaved, and she still helps out with the cleaning.

Kyouko

HELLOOOO? CAN YOU HEAR MEEEE?!

Byakuren

I don't want her to feel like I don't appreciate her hard work, nor do I want to take away her freedom...

Kyouko

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

Takane & Nitori

SHUT UP AND WAIT!

Kutaka

Th-This is a tough one because she doesn't mean any harm.

Nitori

There's no point wasting time talking about it! We'll stop her!

Takane

Yeah, that's why we're here!

Byakuren

Thank you... Please don't go too hard on her.

Kutaka

Don't worry, we'll handle it!

Kutaka

MISS KYOUKOOOO! We want to have a word with you, so can you please come to us for a bit?

Kyouko

ON MY WAY!

Kyouko

Why...?

Takane

She sure didn't give up easily...

Nitori

That should've calmed her down.

Kutaka

I think she'll be open to listening now. We'll let the people of Myouren Temple take it from here.

Nitori

It's best to leave the lecturing to the pros.

Takane

Byakuren seemed hesitant earlier, but I think she'll be firm with Kyouko now.

Kutaka

Yes, I'm sure they'll work things out!

Kutaka

Isn't this the station for the aerial tramway?

Nitori

Correct. We worked with Moriya Shrine to build this. It makes it easier for human worshipers to go up the Youkai Mountain.

Takane

They were crazy strict at first, but they've toned down the rules and now many people use it.

Kutaka

But isn't it dangerous for humans to walk about on the Youkai Mountain?

Takane

Yeah, I guess. But that's why you'll find tengu patrolling the area. They make sure no human goes where they shouldn't.

Kutaka

I see.

Kutaka

But, then, this place should be free of all problems. Why are we here again?

Nitori

I got intel from a fellow kappa that the patrol tengu have gone out of control.

Momiji

Hold it right there, human! You were about to go off the track, weren't you?!

Momiji

Save the excuses! You better not do that again, or you'll have to pay!

Momiji

Is that clear to everyone?!

Momiji

Follow the rules if you want to use the aerial tramway! Form a single line and keep a distance of an arm's length!

Momiji

These rules are for your own safety! You need to take them seriously!

Momiji

Violation of the rules will not be tolerated! It'll be considered an insult to our kindness!

Takane

What's with this huge line...?

Nitori

Just look at the way the patrol tengu are screaming. The humans are completely terrified.

The line isn't moving 'cause they're so focused on safety.

It'll be days before everyone gets up the mountain...

Momiji

Silence! You're disrupting the line! How many times do I need to repeat myself―

Momiji

―Oh, hello. I didn't see you there.

Momiji

Thank you for everything you've done for us.

Momiji

You opened our eyes! We wouldn't be out here on patrol if it wasn't for you!

Kutaka

It's good to see you working again, but what you're doing isn't right! You're being too strict!

Momiji

Why would you say that? It's our duty to protect everyone and keep them safe.

Momiji

No one asked for your criticism anyway. You might've helped us, but that doesn't warrant you any favors. Rules are rules.

Nitori

You can't do as you please! There are stores run by kappa and yamawaro here!

Takane

You're scaring all our customers away with your nonsense! You'll have to pay for ruining our business!

Kutaka

Um... this isn't supposed to be about your business!

Kutaka

Let's just get this battle started...

Momiji

Grrr! How dare you get in our way! You're supposed to help us!

Kutaka

I understand you're only doing your duty, but are you really doing it right?

Kutaka

Can't you see what we can? Just look at the faces of everyone lined up here.

Momiji

I can see a thousand ri ahead! I don't need you teaching me how to see―

Momiji

Wh-Why do they look so sad? I remember worshipers being happy to be here...

Kutaka

Maybe you need to rethink how to use those eyes of yours.

Momiji

How could I have been so foolish...?

Kutaka

Phew... It looks like you've snapped out of it.

Momiji

I owe you another one...

Nitori

And you owe us money, too. Our sales have dropped 'cause of your actions.

Takane

We'll be back for compensation once things are back to normal again. Keep doing your job until then if you want a concession.

Momiji

*sob*

Nitori

What are we doing at the Human Village? Who's running rampant here?

Takane

The worshipers at the Youkai Mountain talked about a karakasa-obake causing problems in the village.

Kutaka

It has to be Miss Kogasa. We got her to go outside not that long ago.

Takane

That's the only troublemaking karakasa-obake I can think of.

???

BOOOoooOOooooOOOOoo!

Nitori

Is that who I think it is?

Takane

Yep...

Kogasa

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I scared you, didn't I?! DIDN'T I?!

Kogasa

Should I try once more?! BOOOoooOOooooOOOOoo!

Kogasa

Ugh! Why aren't you guys reacting?! OK, let me try that again! It's gonna work this time!

Kogasa

AHA! I caught you looking at me! I know you want me to scare you! AHAHAHA! I'll be right there!

Kogasa

Look at me and be scared! Be very VERY scared and make me happy!

Supportmates

Yikes...

Kutaka

But... she's not really attacking anyone. She's just being an annoyance.

Takane

I don't really feel like dealing with her...

Kutaka

Aw, c'mon, don't say that! We have to do this to bring peace back to Gensokyo!

Nitori

Heeeey, Kogasa! Can you come here for a sec?

Kogasa

Oh, it's you guys. Hello!

Kogasa

Did you see how I surprised those people just now?! I'm on such a roll these days!

Kogasa

I can't believe how easily I've been scaring humans! Have I, like, unlocked my full potential?!

Nitori

Anybody would be surprised by what you just did... Surprised by how annoying you are.

Kogasa

You're jealous, aren't you?! Well, who wouldn't be?!

Kogasa

But jealousy isn't good, you know? You should work to improve yourself rather than envy others.

Kutaka

C-Calm down, you two! Let me handle this!

Kutaka

We saw what you were doing back there. But I really don't think that suits you.

Kogasa

I thought I'd change things up a bit... and it was a huge success right off the bat!

Kutaka

You aren't surprising anyone! Well... you are, but not in the way you think!

Kutaka

They aren't afraid of you or anything. They're just confused because you're acting so weird!

Kogasa

Now you're gonna find faults with the way I do things?! Are you THAT jealous of me?!

Kutaka

You're not getting my point! Why don't you calm down and think about it for a second―

Kogasa

Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuuuuup! I'm not wrong! You're wrong!

Nitori

See... I knew there was no point talking to her! Looks like it's bullet battle o'clock!

Takane

You tried your best. Let's not waste any more time.

Kutaka

*sigh* I guess we have no other choice...

Kogasa

Ow-ow-owwww...

Kutaka

Have you calmed down now?

Kutaka

So tell me. Do you honestly think what you're doing is right?

Kogasa

I suppose not...

Kutaka

It's OK, you just took things a little too far. Everyone knows this isn't the real you.

Kogasa

I'm sorry. I'll rethink my scaring tactics.

Kutaka

OK! Just keep doing your best, and I'm sure the villagers will forget all about it and laugh with you again!

Kogasa

I don't want them to laugh! I want them to be scared!

Takane

And that's another case solved.

Nitori

She's back to being her weird old self. I think she'll be fine now.

Kogasa

*sob* I don't know where I went wrong...!

Kutaka

OK, let's keep going! There are still plenty of youkai running amok!

Nitori

Reimu's also out there doing her best, but we're still nowhere close to getting things under control.

Takane

Anyway, let's go to―

Supportmates

EEK!

Wh-What's going on?!

What was that strange feeling?

Nitori

D-Did you all sense that?

Takane

I feel something really dangerous closing in on us!

???

...

Takane

R-RUUUUUUUN! I'm not gonna risk my life over this! Reimu can handle this one!

Kutaka

N-No! We can't just abandon all the villagers!

Takane

Don't you get it?! We're no match for her!

Kutaka

Obviously, I do! B-But...!

Yuuka

What are you guys on about?

Nitori

EEEEEEEEK! She spotted us! That's what happens when you're not quick enough!

Takane

It's your fault, Kutaka! Now do something about it!

Kutaka

Wh-Wh-What do you want me to do?!

Kutaka

W-We're sorry! Please don't hurt us! Also... it'd be great if you could hear us out!

Nitori

Why would you say that?!

Takane

What if she gets mad?!

Yuuka

Um...

Yuuka

I have no clue what's happening here... Maybe you can help me understand, PLAYER?

It's good to see you again, Miss Yuuka!

I'm sorry, but I'm as confused as you are...

Nitori

H-Huh...? She's not as scary as I thought she'd be...

Kutaka

It's all thanks to Miss PLAYER that she doesn't see us as enemies!

Takane

We've been saved by PLAYER!

Takane

But... her words don't match the energy I'm sensing from her! That's what makes it a hundred times scarier!

Kutaka

S-So, Miss Yuuka... what brings you here today?

Yuuka

I'm here to get some covert shopping done. Why do you ask?

Nitori

U-Um... it's just that there's something very menacing about you!

Yuuka

Oh... I might know why.

Yuuka

Strangely, I haven't felt like doing anything these past few days. I've been spending all my time at the Garden of the Sun.

Yuuka

But today, I'm feeling really good and energetic.

Yuuka

Maybe a bit too energetic...

Yuuka

How about now? Do you still feel threatened?

Nitori

Wow, I don't feel like I'm in danger anymore!

Takane

You're, like, in a whole new league... I guess it's pretty easy for you to keep yourself under control.

Yuuka

What do you mean?

Kutaka

Let me explain...

Yuuka

Oh, wow. I had no idea all of this was going on.

Kutaka

But I must say I'm kind of relieved!

Kutaka

I don't even want to think about what would happen if you went berserk like all the other youkai right now...

Yuuka

You might've given me a good beating for all we know.

Nitori

N-Nonsense!

Takane

That's something the shrine maiden is good at! Not us!

Yuuka

Hehe... Is that what you really think?

Takane & Nitori

...!

Yuuka

I have an idea. We should have a battle of bullets.

Takane & Nitori

What, why?!

Yuuka

I may be good at managing it, but I still have a lot of pent-up energy.

Yuuka

I don't know how long I can hold it together. Don't you think it's dangerous for me to walk around the village like this?

Nitori

Then we better hurry and get all the humans out of here!

Takane

Good idea! And we'll get out of your way, too! You'll be free to wreak havoc after that―

Kutaka

Don't worry, we'll be your opponents!

Takane & Nitori

Come again?!

Nitori

Are you forgetting what we're here for?! Our job is to STOP the youkai from going crazy, not encourage them!

Takane

Nitori's right! How can you take such a big risk?! What if we fail?!

Kutaka

You're the ones forgetting that our main goal is to help the people of Gensokyo!

Nitori

B-But...

Kutaka

So far, Gensokyo has managed to avoid an all-out crisis, but we can't lose sight of what we set out to do!

Kutaka

We're here to save Gensokyo! And that includes both youkai and humans!

Kutaka

Am I wrong?!

Takane

...

Kutaka

If you're not going to help me, then I'll do this on my own. You can go ahead and stop the other youkai.

Yuuka

It sounds like your decision is made. It'll be tough handling me on your own, but good luck.

Kutaka

Thanks! Let's start―

Nitori

Waaaaaaaaaaaait! Stop making decisions on your own! We were just... um... whining a little!

Takane

Yeah! You might be our leader, but you can't do as you please!

Leaving you to battle alone isn't an option!

We're a team. You can count on us!

Kutaka

I-I don't know what to say...!

Yuuka

Hehe, those are some good teammates you've got there. I better give it my best.

Yuuka

Thanks, I feel much better now.

Supportmates

Y-You're welcome...

Yuuka

I'm off, but I'll be rooting for you guys.

Nitori

I-I thought I was gonna die...

Takane

*sob* You better give me a huge pay rise for this!

Kutaka

Hehe, thanks for lending a hand!

Aya

Ayayaya! There's chaos everywhere!

Hatate

All the youkai have gone wild! This is the biggest scoop of the century!

Kutaka

You there! I forbid you from writing an article on this!

Takane

What are you gonna do if they get embarrassed by your article and go berserk again?! No way I'm gonna allow that!

Aya

You've got a point, but nobody has the right to obstruct the freedom of the press!

Hatate

You can't just shut people up! That's not how things work in this world!

Nitori

You two are starting to sound... out of control!

Kutaka

It's lucky we found them when we did. This has affected a lot more youkai than I expected...

Nitori

Reimu's also probably struggling out there. There's nothing worse than dealing with something that has no end in sight.

Takane

Yeah, yeah. Less talking, more working! At times like these, you've just gotta focus on getting the job done.

Nitori

*sigh* It's already getting late...

Kutaka

But we've covered almost all the areas people have been complaining about.

Takane

I wonder how Reimu's doing. We haven't heard from her yet. I hope we don't end up running into a scary youkai...

Suika

Looking for a scary youkai?

Supportmates

...

Nitori

Why did you have to jinx it?!

Takane

It's not my fault! What happens, happens!

Kutaka

M-Miss Suika! What a coincidence seeing you here!

Suika

I heard there was a lot going on up here, so I decided to come check it out. It looks like you guys have been working hard.

Kutaka

Yeah, we started a food delivery service for all the teleworkers cooped up at home.

Kutaka

One thing led to another, and we've been running around ever since...

Suika

Wow, that sounds rough. Let me reward you for your hard work.

Nitori

I'll take the reward!

Takane

Me too!

Kutaka

Stop being so shameless!

Suika

Ahahaha! Don't worry about it! I'm happy they're so excited.

Kutaka

I apologize on their behalf... And thank you, we'll gladly accept it.

Kutaka

To be honest, I was completely exhausted. But hearing about the reward has given me energy!

Suika

I'm glad to hear it! But you'll have to come along with me.

Suika

The reward isn't really a thing. It's a little event I've organized. C'mon, follow me.

Supportmates

OK!

Supportmates

…

Suika

Well? Do you like it?

Kutaka

Wh-What on earth is this?!

Nitori

Why have all these youkai gathered so close to the Human Village?!

Takane

It's like a whole Night Parade out here...

Kutaka

Miss Suika! Wh-What's the meaning of this?!

Suika

Isn't that obvious? We're gonna have a huge party together!

Nitori

A party?!

Suika

We've all been stuck at home for ages, so I thought a party would be perfect to get everyone back to normal.

Suika

It took me all day to go around Gensokyo and gather all these youkai!

Suika

But I guess the real parties always start at night, so it's all good! Everyone here is in the mood to party!

Kutaka

But why does it have to be so close to the village...?

Takane

And who knows what could happen with so many out-of-control youkai in one place...

Suika

This is the first party in ages, so it's OK if we go a little wild.

Nitori

I knew this would happen! It's all because Takane jinxed it!

Takane

Stop blaming me for everything! I saw the way your face lit up the moment Suika mentioned a reward!

Kutaka

Quit arguing! We need to take this seriously, or things are going to get real messy!

Kutaka

Miss Suika! Please cancel this party and leave this place at once!

Suika

Huh? No way! I worked really hard to arrange this, you know?

Kutaka

What will you do if something happens to the villagers?!

Suika

Nothing's gonna happen! We've only got sensible youkai here!

Suika

This is a great way for everyone to release their pent-up energy. It's better than them running wild.

Suika

And most importantly―

Suika

―I want this, and everyone here wants this. We're not gonna let anyone ruin it for us.

Suika

Got it? Now you better leave before you rub me the wrong way, 'cause I'm not gonna give you another warning.

Nitori

Eep... She means it. I can see it in her eyes. One wrong word, and we'll be done for.

Takane

But it's not like we can take her on, either. Maybe we'll just have to wait for Reimu to get back.

Kutaka

It'll be too late by then! We need to think of how to handle this on our own!

We can deal with Suika later.

Let's start with something more our own level.

Takane

Oh, I see what you mean. We can get rid of all the other youkai one by one...

Kutaka

...without Miss Suika knowing, right?

Nitori

She could start this party any minute now. Let's keep calm and get this job done quick!

Kutaka

It's not easy to do this without getting caught! But we don't have time to be sneaky either!

Nitori

Stop being in such a rush. Time will be the least of our concerns if that oni sees what we're doing.

Takane

How are you so calm?

Nitori

You get used to staying calm under pressure when you've messed around with dangerous gadgets for as long as I have.

Kutaka

Wow, that's reassuring!

Takane

I see inventing weird things finally paid off. OK, everyone, let's follow Nitori's lead on this!

Kutaka

Got it!

Nitori

Do you always have to say something negative? Well, whatever. Make sure you keep up!

Takane

Ugh! How many of these guys are there?!

Kutaka

I don't know, but we've definitely taken out a good chunk of them! We just need to keep at it―

Nitori

It's not going to be so easy! We're also losing cover in the process.

Nitori

It's only a matter of time before she spots us.

Suika

Bingo... You guys don't know when to give up, do you?

Takane

Busted already?!

Kutaka

Nooo! There are still so many youkai around...

Suika

I knew something was off. I can't believe it took me so long to figure out you were sending everyone away.

Suika

I think I already warned you once.

Kutaka

Can you please reconsider and call off this party?

Suika

Save your breath. No one's gonna stop us, no matter how hard you try.

Suika

You could always give up and join in, you know? It'll be more fun that way.

Nitori

That does sound enticing...

Takane

Yeah, we're the only ones losing out here.

Suika

Exactly! So join us―

Kutaka

"Fun" isn't a good enough reason to give up!

Kutaka

We want to do whatever we can to help people. That's why we started this service.

Kutaka

But we went about it the wrong way, which only ended up worsening the whole situation.

Kutaka

That's why we need to fix the mess we've created. If we can't do that, then what good of a service are we?

Suika

How honorable. But I don't think you understand the situation you're in right now.

Suika

All I gotta do is give the signal to start the festivities. And then you'll have no choice but to give up.

Kutaka

Maybe so, but I'm going to do my best to put an end to your party!

And we'll follow our leader to the end.

Sorry, but giving up isn't an option for us.

Suika

Really, PLAYER? I thought you were a bit more sensible. I guess I was wrong about you.

Suika

Well, whatever. I've got nothing more to say to you. You're gonna regret going against me!

???

The only one who's gonna regret anything here is you.

Suika

My bullets got deflected?!

Nitori

*sob* I thought we were done for...

Takane

Geez, what took you so long?

Kutaka

Miss Reeeeeimuuuu!

Kutaka

You're finally here!

Reimu

You guys held up well! But I'm here now, so you don't need to worry anymore!

Suika

EEK! Reimu?!

Reimu

Thanks for buying me some time. I'll take it from here.

Nitori

That'd be great, but...

Takane

We can't just let you steal the show.

Kutaka

We can still fight!

Reimu

That's not really the vibe you were giving off when I got here...

Reimu

All right, fine. I'll let you be the stars of the show.

Reimu

I'll take care of all the small fries, you guys can beat up the boss over there!

Kutaka

Thanks, Miss Reimu!

Nitori

What makes you think we'd want to do that...?

Takane

Kutaka seems pretty keen. And I think it'll be a worthwhile experience.

Suika

You've gotta be kidding me. Do you seriously think these weaklings are any match for me?

Reimu

You, of all people, should know that I never bet on the wrong horses.

Reimu

You better watch out, 'cause these guys―

Supportmates

Suika Ibuki! Here we come!

Reimu

―are way more tenacious than me.

Suika

...!

Kutaka

W-We won?!

Nitori

Did we just beat an oni...?

Takane

Yeah! We took down an oni!

Supportmates

Woohoo!

Suika

I can't believe I lost...

Reimu

I told you, didn't I?

Suika

If I knew you'd interfere, I would've fought differently.

Reimu

What? I'm pretty sure I didn't lay a finger on you.

Suika

Yeah, OK, fine! I admit I underestimated those three.

Reimu

I'll also admit they did better than I expected.

Reimu

I was really impressed.

Kutaka

Did you see that, Miss Reimu?! We did our best!

Reimu

Yeah, yeah, I was watching. You can calm down now.

Suika

Hmph. I don't know what's so great about winning by a fluke.

Nitori

A win is a win! I'm never gonna do that again, so let me just enjoy the moment!

Takane

But wait... Reimu, weren't you supposed to take care of the remaining youkai?

Reimu

I got rid of them ages ago. They're all on their way home as we speak.

Suika

Are you for real?! Wait a minute... now I get what happened!

Kutaka

What do you mean?

Suika

I felt some menacing vibes coming from Reimu during our battle. It was really distracting...

Nitori

Oh, now it makes sense. I knew our win was too good to be true.

Takane

No wonder the way you fought changed halfway through...

Reimu

I did my best to hide it from you guys and made sure Suika had a hard time.

Suika

Hmph...

Reimu

It might've been three against one, but you're an oni. And they were already exhausted. It was only fair.

Suika

I guess I can't use it as an excuse for losing...

Suika

So that win goes to you three, no doubt. You're allowed to feel good about it.

Kutaka

Miss Suika...!

Suika

But I still feel bad for all the youkai you guys sent away.

Suika

I meant it when I said the party was to help everyone cheer up. It's sad they didn't get to do that.

Kutaka

U-Um...

Reimu

*sigh* I guess we can have that party at Hakurei Shrine.

Nitori

Really?!

Reimu

Not like I have a choice. I don't want them running rampant out of frustration.

Reimu

Having the party under my supervision at the shrine and away from the village would be better.

Suika

Yeah! I like the way you think! I'm in!

Suika

I'll go inform everyone who went back and also invite others I meet on the way!

Suika

It's gonna be better than the biggest Night Parade ever!

Reimu

Geez, did you see how excited she was? But well, I guess that solves the matter.

Kutaka

I think we can finally relax now...

Nitori

Why don't we join the party?!

Takane

There'll be free food and drinks. I don't see any reason to refuse!

Reimu

That works out well for me.

Supportmates

Huh?

Reimu

Now I can ask you guys to go get the food and drinks. Isn't that what your service is all about anyway?

Kutaka

Y-You're kidding, right?

Reimu

I'm sure you won't reject a request from your only sponsor.

Nitori

Oni! She's the REAL oni!

Takane

We should've just gone home!

Suika

Is everyone enjoying themselves?! It's time to let loose! Let's sing, dance, and PAAAAARTYYYY!

Kasen

Heh, Suika never fails to surprise. I can't believe she got all these youkai to come...

Sakuya

How are you liking the party, Lady Patchouli? Don't you agree it's good to go out sometimes?

Patchouli

I'd agree if you hadn't forced me to walk all the way here to compensate for my lack of exercise.

Luna Child

All these dishes are so yummy!

Star Sapphire

The smells, the tastes, the textures...! Every dish here is perfect!

Nemuno

Good ta see yer enjoyin' yerselves. There's a lot more where that came from, so lemme know if ya want seconds.

Sunny Milk

I want seconds!

Miyoi

Hehe, everyone seems to be living it up.

Kutaka

That was some crazy turn of events at the end...

Nitori

But it was worth it. I haven't been to such an awesome party in a long time.

Takane

And thanks to that big order from Reimu, we made a lot of money! Now, let's enjoy the party!

Good job, you guys!

It was really tough, but I enjoyed every single day!

Nitori

You did really well keeping up with us. It's crazy to think that you're just an ordinary human.

Takane

I know, right? I mean, I had heard about her endeavors, but this was more than I could imagine!

Kutaka

Thank you for helping us, Miss PLAYER!

Kutaka

We may need you again some day. I hope you won't mind lending us a hand then.

Of course, not! I'll be waiting!

Of course, not! But go easy on me next time.

Kutaka

It's a promise!

Hatate

*sigh*

Hatate

I don't understand what's so great about all this merry-making.

Aya

Then why are you stuffing yourself with so much food and drinks?

Aya

You're sitting here complaining when you could easily leave. It's obvious you're having fun.

Hatate

Shut up! I'm sticking around in case something newsworthy happens! I don't wanna lose a scoop to the likes of you!

Aya

Oh, really? Well, then you're going to have to stick around till the very end.

Hatate

Hmph!

Narumi

So I've been thinking... Why do we jizou always have to work on-site?

Narumi

Isn't there a way we could work from home? Like, maybe with statues that could be remotely controlled with magic.

Alice

Hmmm... It's not impossible, but don't you think that'd weaken the blessings people get from praying to them?

Narumi

Th-That's true...

Eternity Larva

Aaaah! Summer is the best season ever! I feel like there's nothing I can't do!

Eternity Larva

Call me a god! Or maybe I already am one?!

Mamizou

Maybe you are.

Eternity Larva

You think so?! Is it finally time for me to declare myself a god?!

Mamizou

I guess...

Eternity Larva

Are you even listening to me?!

Mamizou

Sounds good...

Eternity Larva

...

Nitori

The party seems to be picking up. A lot of people joined halfway through.

Kutaka

I didn't expect so many to show up. We might run out of food...

Takane

Maybe we should arrange for some more. We're even running low on drinks.

Suika

Yeah, can you guys please go get more? I'm sick of having to cut back on my drinks...

Kutaka

You seriously want more?

Suika

...

Takane

Don't look at us like that...

Kutaka

Fine! We'll get more!

Nitori

Aw, come on... I was having so much fun. You really want me to work now?

Kutaka

Don't you get it?! Just look at all these people here! This is the perfect opportunity to advertise our service!

Takane

Oh, that's a good idea. This'll be way faster than approaching them one at a time.

Nitori

OK, I'm sold!

Suika

Wow, you're really hard workers. Now, let me place my order.

Suika

I want hot spring eggs from Former Hell. People up here don't get to eat them often. I'm sure they're gonna love 'em.

Suika

Although, to be honest, I only ask 'cause I want some for myself. Just the thought of them makes me drool...

Kutaka

Wow, I didn't know they're that delicious! Now even I'm looking forward to eating some!

Suika

Yeah, it's gonna be awesome! I'll be waiting!

Kutaka

Come on, let's go to Former Hell―

Takane & Nitori

...

Kutaka

―Huh, what's wrong?

Nitori

Um... Isn't Former Hell, like, a part of the Underworld?

Takane

Th-That's not a place we're comfortable with... Just the thought of going anywhere near it is scary.

Kutaka

Oh... But we already accepted the order.

Maybe we can get Suika to change her mind?

If we're gonna cancel the order, we better do it soon...

Nitori

No way, we can't afford to upset an oni! We've got to get those hot spring eggs somehow!

Takane

But... they're in the Underworld!

Kutaka

D-Don't worry! PLAYER and I will take care of it!

Nitori

That'd be great, but it'll be just the two of you. Are you really going to be OK down there?

I've been there a couple of times already.

And I've got friends there, so we'll be fine.

Kutaka

Wow, that's reassuring!

Takane

I guess we'll leave this one to you guys then...

Kutaka

OK! You two can help at the party until we get back!

Kutaka

See you!

Takane

Um, Nitori...

Nitori

I know what you want to say. Even I'm not OK with letting them go there by themselves...

Takane

In that case, I've got an idea...

Nitori

I'm all ears.

Kutaka

So this is Former Hell, huh?

Kutaka

It looks really different now with all the new buildings everywhere.

Kutaka

What am I doing?! This isn't the time to be reminiscing about the past! We need to quickly get to the hot springs!

I think it's that way.

Or maybe not... I'm not sure anymore...

Kutaka

A-And I've got no clue. I'm just following your lead here...

???

What's that friendly conversation I hear?!

Kutaka

Someone's coming.

Parsee

Found you! Why do you guys get to have fun while I'm stuck patrolling all alone?! I'm so jealous!

Kutaka

Oh, hello, Miss Parsee! Aren't you the bridge guardian?! This is perfect! Can you show us the way to the hot springs?

Parsee

No way!

Kutaka

Why not?!

Parsee

Why would I help random shady people?!

Parsee

Especially since I don't like how much fun you guys are having!

Kutaka

W-We're not shady! We can explain why we're here! But I don't know what to do to make you like us...

That's classic Parsee...

We need to befriend her somehow.

Parsee

See! There you go ignoring me again! I knew you were bad people!

Kutaka

Y-You've got it all wrong!

Yuugi

I knew I heard familiar voices. What's all this commotion about?

Kutaka

Miss Yuugi! Perfect timing! Please help us!

Yuugi

Huh, help with what?! I'm completely clueless here...

Parsee

Oh, so now you're even gonna take Yuugi away from me, huh?! I see your plan! You want me to be forever alone!

Kutaka

That's not it! I'm telling you, you've got it all wrong!

Yuugi

Well, PLAYER can explain what's going on. Kutaka, you keep Parsee company in the meanwhile.

Kutaka

But she's scary! I thought you were going to help us!

Yuugi

Hmm, I see...

Yuugi

I can't believe that Suika! How dare she go have a party without telling me anything about it!

Kutaka

That's not what you should be focusing on!

Yuugi

Yeah, sorry about that. You want hot spring eggs, right? I can get some for you.

Parsee

Why didn't you just tell me you have a valid reason for being here?!

Kutaka

W-We tried...

Yuugi

Hahaha! Parsee didn't mean any harm. Please forgive her.

Yuugi

I'll give you those hot spring eggs for free in return.

Kutaka

Really?! Thank you so much!

Yuugi

But wait... that'll be too boring.

Kutaka

Huh?

Yuugi

I think this calls for a battle.

Yuugi

If you win, I'll carry the eggs to the party. I'll arrange for a whole lot, so you can be sure they're gonna be heavy.

Kutaka

And what happens if we lose?

Yuugi

I'll give you the eggs, but you'll have to carry them yourself, AND you'll have to take us to the party as your special guests!

Kutaka

So... you get to go to the party regardless of the outcome, and the battle only decides who carries the eggs, right?

Yuugi

Exactly! And since Suika's the host, I'm pretty sure we don't need an invitation.

Kutaka

That's true. The party's open to everyone.

Yuugi

Also, those eggs won't be heavy for me, so I don't really care if I gotta carry them!

Kutaka

Then why do we even need to fight?!

Yuugi

Don't overthink it. It's good to let off some steam every now and then.

Kutaka

I guess that makes sense.

Kutaka

I recently learned the importance of releasing pent-up energy!

Kutaka

Let's battle!

Suika

Kutaka, PLAYER! You're finally back! Did you get those hot spring eggs?

Kutaka

Yep! We also brought along some guests.

Suika

Who...?

Yuugi

Suika, you little scoundrel! Why didn't you tell me you were having a party?!

Suika

Oh, hey, Yuugi. Um, I just forgot to invite you.

Suika

But so what? You made it here anyway!

Yuugi

Yeah, you're right! Let's not ruin the party over something so petty!

Suika

Yeaaaah! Let's eat, drink, dance, and paaaaaaaartyyyy!

Parsee

I'm so jealous! I didn't know people were having such a big party without me!

Utsuho

Sup! We're here, too!

Rin

Meow! Look, Okuu! There's so much food here!

Suika

More guests? C'mon in! The more, the merrier!

Everyone

YEAH!

Kutaka

It wasn't easy, but we managed to fulfill that order. Now we just have to tell Nitori and Takane.

Kutaka

But... where are they?

Akyuu

Did you say you're looking for Miss Nitori and Miss Takane? Sorry, I haven't seen them.

Kosuzu

Me neither. We actually just got here.

Kutaka

Oh, OK, thanks. But are you sure you two will be OK at this party full of youkai?

Kosuzu

Thanks for the concern. I think we'll be fine with Miss Reimu on the lookout. We've also got friends like Miss Mamizou here!

Kutaka

OK, then I hope you enjoy yourselves! Sorry for interrupting!

Akyuu

Not at all. I was getting sick of being nagged by Kosuzu anyway.

Kosuzu

I wasn't nagging you! I was saying it for your own good! An unhealthy lifestyle can be really dangerous, you know?!

Akyuu

Yes, you've told me that a million times already. How many more times are you going to repeat it?

Kosuzu

Is that how you talk to your friend who's worried about you?! I know you've been cooped up at home working all day again!

Akyuu

That's 'cause I've been spending all my free time hanging out with you. What other option do I have to catch up on work?

Kosuzu

So it's my fault now?!

Kutaka

Aaaaaah! They're fighting because of me, aren't they?! I shouldn't have said anything!

Just let them be. This is nothing new.

The closer you are, the more you fight.

Kutaka

R-Really...?

Kosuzu

I just remembered I saw Miss Momiji earlier. I'm sure she'll be able to help you.

Akyuu

She does have the ability to see a thousand ri ahead... Good thinking, Kosuzu.

Kutaka

You were right, PLAYER... They really are close.

Kutaka

There you are!

Momiji

Oh, hello, Miss Kutaka, Miss PLAYER. Thanks for your help the other day.

Kutaka

Don't be silly! We were just doing our job!

Momiji

Were you looking for me?

Kutaka

Yes, Miss Kosuzu told us she saw you around. We sort of need your help.

Momiji

Sure, what can I do for you? I still owe you one from before.

Kutaka

Thank you!

Kutaka

We got separated from Miss Nitori and Miss Takane, so we were wondering if you could help us find them.

Momiji

That's easy. But then again, that depends on how far they've gone. Let me try...

Momiji

Found them! They're currently walking toward the foot of the Youkai Mountain.

Kutaka

What are they doing over there? Did they decide to go back home?

Kutaka

I guess we'll know when we ask them!

Kutaka

Thanks, Miss Momiji! We'll go see what's up with them!

Momiji

I'm glad I could help. Be careful on your way there.

Kutaka

Hmmm... According to Miss Momiji, they should be somewhere around here...

Kutaka

Maybe they went on ahead. But where were they going? I'm even more curious now.

Rumia

*rumble*

Kutaka

Nice timing, Miss Rumia! Have you seen Miss Nitori or Miss Takane around?

Rumia

I'm soooo hungry... I think I'm gonna faint...

Kutaka

Um, are you OK?

Rumia

Maybe not... I was so busy playing with Cirno and the others that I completely forgot to eat...

Kutaka

Are you telling me that you haven't had anything all day?!

Rumia

Yeah... And by the time I realized, my stomach was already hurting soooooo bad...

Rumia

*sniff* *sniff* What's that? I smell something really yummy.

Kutaka

We were just at a party, so maybe that's what you can smell.

Rumia

Wait a minute... aren't you the food delivery guys?

Rumia

That means you gotta have yummy food.

Kutaka

You mean right now? But we aren't on our way to deliver anything, so we don't have any food on us...

Rumia

I see how it is! You're trying to protect your customer's food! That's very good of you, but...

Rumia

You can't escape a youkai dying of hunger!

Kutaka

You've got it all wrong! I'm telling you, we don't have any food!

Rumia

Owww... I'm soooo hungry! I can't do this anymore...

Kutaka

*huff* *huff* How did you manage to fight so well on an empty stomach? I guess hunger does turn people crazy...

Rumia

Waaaaaaaaah! My stomach hurts so baaaaad! I want foooood! Any food! Just give me some food!

Kutaka

Why don't you go to Hakurei Shrine? They're having a party with lots of food there!

Rumia

Really?!

Rumia

Foooooooood! Here I comeeee!

Kutaka

No, waaaaaaait!

Kutaka

Gah, she left... I forgot to ask her about Miss Nitori and Miss Takane...

Takane

Huh? Kutaka, PLAYER...?

Kutaka

Miss Takane!

Nitori

What are you guys doing here?

Kutaka

Miss Nitori is here too!

Kutaka

Where have the two of you been?! We've been looking for you all over!

Nitori

Oops... We thought we had some more time before you got back.

Takane

Yeah, sorry, we didn't mean to worry you guys.

Kutaka

Geez! So what were you two up to anyway?!

Nitori

Heh heh heh...

Takane

Weeeeeeell―

Takane

Weeeeell―

Takane

―We went to get... *drumroll*

Nitori

THIS! TADA!

Kutaka

A-Are those―

Kutaka

―Eggs? Don't tell me they're hot spring eggs...

Takane & Nitori

...

Nitori

I guess we were wrong to think they'd be excited...

Takane

I mean, no matter how much we tried to hype it up, they're still just eggs...

Kutaka

Um, I'm sorry for not giving you the reaction you were expecting...

Nitori

Stop apologizing! You're only embarrassing us further!

Kutaka

O-OK... um, so... why do you have hot spring eggs?

Takane

After you guys left for Former Hell, we realized it wasn't right for us to dump everything on you two.

Nitori

That's why we decided to cook some eggs in our own way, even if they're not the same as the eggs in Former Hell.

Takane

And so we ventured all the way to Hell's Valley Geyser...

Kutaka

Whoa, I've heard rumors about that place!

Kutaka

Apparently, it's as dangerous as the real Hell because of all the poisonous gases...

Takane

Yeah, that's the one. We thought it'd be the perfect place to replicate Former Hell's hot spring eggs.

Nitori

And this is the result of our experiment.

Kutaka

I'll admit they do look very much like the real ones!

Takane & Nitori

Hehehe...

Kutaka

But... isn't that place off-limits?

Nitori

I guess... They even had a sign with weird stuff written on it.

Takane

Something about poisonous gases and having a death wish. But we weren't there for long, so it was probably safe―

Kasen

OBVIOUSLY NOT!

Nitori

EEEEK!

Kutaka

Miss Kasen?

Kasen

Good thing Kume, my eagle, was there to report it to me. How could you sneak into forbidden territory to cook eggs?

Kasen

I had to leave the party in a hurry only to find out you two are behind this!

Takane

I can't believe we got caught because of an eagle!

Kasen

I'm the one in disbelief here! Did you not read the warning?!

Nitori

B-But we're youkai, so we thought it'd be fine if we went in just for a little bit...

Kasen

You being a youkai doesn't change the fact that it's a dangerous place!

Takane

We feel bad about ignoring the warning, but we had a really valid reason―

Kasen

SILENCE! You still don't understand what you've done, do you?!

Kasen

Maybe my bullets will teach you the error of your ways!

Takane

Ugh! I told you it was a bad idea!

Nitori

When did you say that?! This was all your idea!

Takane

As if you didn't agree right away! This is exactly why all your inventions fail!

Kutaka

C-Calm down, you two! This isn't the time to be fighting among ourselves!

Kutaka

Miss Kasen, I'll talk to them about it, so please forgive them―

Kasen

Who says you get to go scot-free? You're their leader. It's your job to manage your team!

Kutaka

O-Oh, right...

Nitori

Why'd you have to put up such a fight?! This would've ended way sooner if not for you!

Takane

Look who's talking! I saw the way you panicked and started firing bullets randomly!

Nitori

I only did that to calm you down!

Takane

I knew you were trying to hit me!

Nitori

You got a problem with that?!

Takane

You bet I do!

Nitori

GRRRRRR!

Takane

Let's settle this―

Takane & Nitori

―right here, right now!

Kasen

I'm surprised you've managed to work as a team...

Kutaka

S-Sorry you had to see that...

But their disagreements make the team better.

That's why we've been able to come this far.

Kutaka

I agree. It's like they oddly balance each other out.

Kasen

Well, I wouldn't want to deal with team members like them...

Takane & Nitori

You're going DOWN!

Nitori

Wh-When did you get so good, Takane? Let's call it a draw for today.

Takane

You weren't bad yourself. It's not easy to get a draw against me.

Kutaka

Were you two still at it?!

Kasen

Are you finally done now? Maybe you need another lecture on why you shouldn't fight like kids...

Takane

No, thank you! This is how we normally communicate with each other!

Nitori

Yeah! We learn new things when we clash!

Kasen

That makes no sense...

Kasen

Well *nom* *nom* I'll let you guys off the hook this time... but only because these hot spring eggs are so delicious.

Nitori

Who said you could eat those?!

Takane

Spit that out!

Kasen

I was just taste testing. You risked your lives to make them, so I was curious about how they'd taste.

Kutaka

Um, I'm sorry... They were just lying there, so I offered them around.

Takane

But they were for you...

Takane

Well, if you're OK with sharing, then I'm fine with it.

Nitori

Pretty sure people would've eaten them either way.

Rin

The hot spring eggs from Former Hell and the ones from Hell's Valley are both delicious! *nom* *nom*

Utsuho

*chomp* *chomp* Yeah, so yummy! So which one's which?

Yuugi

How can you not tell the difference?! I guess you gotta be a connoisseur like myself for that!

Yuugi

I'd recognize this heavenly taste any day! The Hell's Valley ones aren't bad, but the Former Hell ones are something else!

Suika

The one you just ate was from Hell's Valley, though.

Yuugi

...

Yuugi

HA HA HA! Who cares as long as they taste good?!

Suika

YEAH! C'mon, let's eat up, drink up, and paaaaaaaaaaaartyyyyy!

Rin

They sure like to party...

Utsuho

*nom* *nom* *nom* Did you say something...?

Kutaka

We ran into some trouble toward the end there, but I think we're finally done now.

Nitori

Yep... I'm gonna take a loooong break once this party is over.

Takane

Yeah, we've been working non-stop lately.

Just don't stay cooped up at home for too long...

Kutaka

Hehe, yep, too much rest isn't good either. A healthy lifestyle is all about balance!

Kutaka

And finding the right balance between rest, exercise, and nutrition is the first step! We need to practice what we preach!

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That means―

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The things yer lackin' the most are―

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A good rest and―

Nemuno, Miyoi & Mystia

―a healthy meal!

Kutaka

Look, it's Miss Miyoi, Miss Nemuno, and Miss Mystia!

Nitori

Everyone whose food we've been delivering is here!

Miyoi

We've been looking for you!

Nemuno

Yer service helped us get so many customers. Business be boomin' at me restaurant thanks ta ye guys.

Mystia

We wanted to show you our appreciation, so we decided to combine all our skills to create a super delicious meal for you.

Miyoi

Will you accept it?

Supportmates

We'd be more than happy to!

Reimu

What's going on here? Why do you all look so excited?

Takane

There she is! Another crucial member of our team! Why don't you join us for this meal, Reimu?!

Reimu

Wow, really? I've been patrolling the place this whole time, so I haven't had a chance to eat anything yet!

Suika

Look, it's Miyoi! And I smell delicious bar snacks!

Mamizou

I didn't think I'd get to taste gourmet food made by famous chefs here! I'm glad I came to this party!

Aya

This is great! I've been thinking about trying my hand at food reviews!

Reimu

Stick to the party food! Stop trying to eat my share!

Yuugi

You can have all the party food you want. We've had enough of that. We wanna try the gourmet food right here.

Reimu

As if I'd let that happen! This is all mine! You're not getting a single bite!

Mamizou

Oh, really? Why don't you try and stop us.

Aya

It'll be fun to see how the Hakurei shrine maiden handles this!

Yuugi

Finally some entertainment at this party!

Suika

Attack!

Reimu

Bring it on! I'll show you what happens when you underestimate the Hakurei shrine maiden!

Takane

Noooooo! Our food!

Nitori

Isn't there someone who can bring our food to us...?

Kutaka

Normally, that's our job...

Kutaka

But one thing's for sure―

Kutaka

―This is definitely a very Gensokyo-style party!

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