Lossy's Journal

Somewhere in Gensokyo stood an expansive mansion called Eientei.

On this day, the mansion was abuzz, with people running this way and that, preparing for the Lunar Capital Expo.

However...

The Ultra Micro Planck Bomb 2.0 that was set to be displayed exploded without warning for reasons unknown.

The dazzling explosion destroyed the entire mansion. And that wasn't all it did...

There was treasure being prepared for the expo―

But the blast scattered it all across Gensokyo...

???

...up, PLAYER.

(Hm, who said that...?)

???

Wake up already.

Is that who I think it is?

Wait a minute, is that the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

???

You shouldn't sleep outside, you know? You'll catch a cold.

Sakuya

Get to bed early each night, and you won't feel so tired. Got that?

Y-Yes, Miss Sakuya!

Hm? What are you wearing?

Sakuya

You're still half asleep, aren't you? Hurry up, or we're going to be late.

Sakuya

We've got to get to Hakurei Shrine Academy.

Sakuya

Don't tell me you forgot about today...

Sorry... Can you give me a hint?

(Are me and Miss Sakuya going to school together?!)

Sakuya

Wow, you really don't remember, do you?

Sakuya

Did you hit your head when you fell? You look OK to me, but...

Sakuya

Anyone who harms you is in for an earful from me.

What do you mean?

Sakuya

It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Sakuya

I suppose I'd better remind you what we're doing today. I'm only going to say this once, so listen up.

Sakuya

There's a big event at Hakurei Shrine Academy, and people from all over Gensokyo will be participating―

Sakuya

―including us.

Sakuya

That pretty much sums it up. But I'm sure you already knew all that...

Hmm, it does sound familiar.

Oh, right! It was before I got here...

Yukari

Hello, PLAYER.

Miss Yukari?! What are you doing here?

Yukari

I thought I'd give you a little present for always being such a good kid.

Yukari

It's my latest masterpiece! I call it Remilienteering!

Yukari

There's a special surprise waiting for you inside.

Yukari

The entire virtual world was created especially for you.

Yukari

And that's why it's up to you to decide whether you want to go in or not.

Yukari

The choice is yours.

I'm kinda curious about the surprise...

And you went through all this trouble... OK, I'll go!

Yukari

Hehe, that's great. I'm sure the others will be thrilled.

Yukari

Have fun in there. Bye for now.

Sakuya

Well? Now do you remember how you got here?

Yeah! I came 'cause Miss Yukari said there was―

―a surprise waiting for me here in the tiny swap box!

Sakuya

I'm glad you managed to remember.

Sakuya

Sage or not, if anything were to happen to what's left of your memory, I'd have to teach her a lesson.

(Sh-She's smiling, but I get the feeling she's serious!)

I should've known we'd start here!

Sakuya

You mean because of the name of this virtual space, right?

Sakuya

Apparently, Yukari combined Lady Remilia's name with orienteering to get Remilienteering.

Sakuya

That's why we're starting from the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Sakuya

We need to leave soon, or we'll be late. But there's a problem...

There is?

Sakuya

Yes. A very serious one at that.

Sakuya

The thing is...

Sakuya

Lady Remilia and the others aren't ready yet!

Sakuya

I've been waiting for them since before you got here!

Sakuya

And yet!

Sakuya

Not a single one of them!

Sakuya

Has shown up!

Sakuya

I'm sorry, but before we go, can you come with me to get Lady Remilia and the others?

O-Of course! Let's go!

I hope nothing bad's happened to them...!

Sakuya

Yes, I'm a little worried... Depending on the situation, we might have to─

Sakuya

No, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Sakuya

Let's go, PLAYER.

Sakuya

...

Everyone

...

Sakuya

OK, everyone's here. It wasn't easy rounding you all up...

Sakuya

Milady, we need to leave soon, or we'll be late. I can help you change if you need...

Remilia

*yawn* Sakuya...?

Remilia

Let me go back to bed for five more... no, five hundred more minutes...

Sakuya

I understand it's not easy for you to stay awake this early in the morning, but please─

Sakuya

Did you hear that blast?! It sounded like it came from the basement...

Sakuya

I think I know what it was... Come on, PLAYER, let's go check it out!

O-OK!

(Goodnight, Remilia!)

Remilia

Zzz... Mokele-mbembe...

Sakuya

Th-This is a disaster...

Koakuma

Miss Sakuya! Miss PLAYER! Nice timing!

Koakuma

The young mistress knocked down this bookshelf on her way out! Can you help me clean up?

Sakuya

I knew it...!

Koakuma

Hey! Stop ignoring me!

Patchouli

Oh, hello, Sakuya. Are you here to keep Flan company?

Sakuya

Not exactly. We're going to the academy today, but no one's ready to leave.

Patchouli

Oh, right. I forgot about that.

Flandre

I feel like reading today, so I'm gonna take the day off!

Patchouli

...Well, there you have it. While we're on the subject, I think I'm going to stay home today too. Going out isn't good for me.

Sakuya

There you are. I was wondering why you weren't out front.

Meiling

M-Miss Sakuya?!

Meiling

I was just looking after the flowers! I swear I wasn't neglecting my duties!

Sakuya

Fine, fine. For now, just get ready. We have to go.

Meiling

Huh, it's today?!

Meiling

W-Well, the thing is... my uniform got kinda dirty while I was gardening, so...

Meiling

―Actually, scratch that! I need to stay here to garden the, uhh... garden! Oh, and to guard the gate!

Sakuya

Did you almost forget about the gate...?

Meiling

Umm... no?

Sakuya

So everyone has an excuse not to go?

Everyone

Uh-huh.

Sakuya

Well then, I guess I'm left with no other choice.

Sakuya

It's time to knock some sense into you all!

Everyone

EEEEEEEEEEEK!

Remilia

A bullet battle first thing in the morning? You sure know how to make a vampire suffer.

Patchouli

I'm exhausted. It looks like I'll have to take tomorrow off as well.

Sakuya

*sigh* ...I give up. We can't wait any longer.

Sakuya

Come on, PLAYER. We better get going.

Remilia

Wait, you two.

Sakuya

What is it, milady?

Remilia

I have something for you. Consider it a gift from the fate-manipulating mistress of this mansion.

Sakuya

I'd prefer you just came with us... but what is it?

Remilia

Here! It's my most treasured item!

Remilia

I have no doubt it'll help you on your journey!

Sakuya

What in the world is that...?

Remilia

It's called the Dracuradar. It's a radar I imbued with my scarlet mist.

Flandre

I added some, too!

Remilia

It's a pocket-sized device that contains an avatar of me... and also Flan, I guess. This way, we can accompany you.

Remilia

I'll be watching over you!

Everyone

Bye!

Sakuya

...You guys REALLY don't want to go today, huh?

Sakuya

Too bad we couldn't get Lady Remilia and the others to come with us. She did give us this strange radar, though.

Sakuya

She said it would help us, but what's it even for?

Dracuradar

Navigation mode activated.

Sakuya

Did it just speak?!

Sakuya

Wait a minute... Is this what I think it is?!

Dracuradar

I am Dracuradar, the treasure-locating radar system. I will be happy to guide you to the nearest treasure.

Sakuya

I see... Lady Remilia went the extra mile with this one.

What treasure?

(Is it just me, or does it talk a bit like Remilia...?!)

Sakuya

Didn't Yukari tell you about it?

Sakuya

The big event at Hakurei Shrine Academy today is a treasure hunt.

Sakuya

Which means... this radar will come in handy, after all!

Dracuradar

That is correct. I am going to blow away the competition.

Dracuradar

The great Remilia Scarlet has imbued me with a tiny fragment of her ability to manipulate fate.

Dracuradar

I do not know how, but I can use it to locate treasure!

Sakuya

Figures...

Dracuradar

But, I mean, just look at me. I am talking and everything! I am a super smart radar brimming with charisma!

Dracuradar

The array of abilities I possess makes me the epitome of charisma! And that makes you charismatic by association!

Sakuya

...I had a feeling Dracuradar's speech was going to take a while, so I manipulated time.

Sakuya

First, let's check if this radar works properly.

Sakuya

...

What's wrong, Miss Sakuya?

Sakuya

It's pointing to the nearest treasure, but it's in the opposite direction to the academy.

Sakuya

Could someone have taken it from the academy already?

Sakuya

PLAYER, I think we should follow the radar and see what's going on.

Sakuya

...

Youmu

Lady Yuyukoooooo! Where aaaaare you?!

Youmu

There you are! Come on, hurry up! We're going to be late!

Yuyuko

Oh, dear. Is it time already?

Yuyuko

Have you seen my uniform anywhere?

Youmu

I hung it up in your room last night...

Yuyuko

Oh, right... I completely forgot. Thank you, Youmu.

Yuyuko

What about breakfast, though?

Youmu

You just had breakfast!

Yuyuko

Oh, right... I completely forgot. Are there any leftovers?

Sakuya

I thought this thing was supposed to lead us to treasure, not trouble.

Dracuradar

Radar deactivated. Treasure nearby. Radar deactivated. Treasure nearby.

Sakuya

It's said that a hundred times already. Maybe it's bugged.

Sakuya

Come on, PLAYER. I think we better get out of here.

Youmu

Oh, good morning Miss Sakuya, Miss PLAYER!

Youmu

What brings you here so early?

Sakuya

Just a little misunderstanding. Sorry for bothering you. We'll be on our way.

Youmu

W-Wait a minute!

Youmu

Now that you're here, can you help me get Lady Yuyuko ready to go to the academy?!

Youmu

I'm pretty sure she wants to stay home and look at the cherry blossoms all day!

Youmu

But I can't let that happen!

Youmu

Please help me!

Sakuya

A-All right, all right. Besides, this'll give us a chance to see if the radar's working properly or not.

Youmu

What radar?

Youmu

...Anyway, I'm just glad you agreed to help! Come on, first we need to corner Lady Yuyuko!

Sakuya

It looks like she's struggling as much as I did with Lady Remilia.

Yuyuko

Did you invite some friends over? That's great! Now we can have a party and enjoy the cherry blossoms together.

Youmu

That can wait until we get back!

Yuyuko

But I want to have a party noooow...

Youmu

NO!

Youmu

Come on, Lady Yuyuko! We have to go to the academy!

Yuyuko

*sob* Fine. There go my dreams of a fun party...

Sakuya

Maybe I should've used a little more force with Lady Remilia, too...

Dracuradar

Eep...!

Sakuya

Did you hear that?! It sounded like... No, never mind.

Yuyuko

I'll go and get ready. Farewell for now, my beloved cherry blossoms...

Yuyuko

By the way, why are they here?

Youmu

I don't know. Miss Sakuya said they came here by mistake or something...

Sakuya

Seeing as we barged in on you, I suppose we owe you an explanation.

Yuyuko

I see. So that radar led you here.

Yuyuko

I'm sure you've already realized, but we don't have the Hakurei Shrine Academy treasure.

Sakuya

Yes, I figured. The radar has been acting up for some reason.

Dracuradar

Radar deactivated. Treasure nearby...

Youmu

Maybe it's broken. It's a shame, though. It sounds like it really could've come in handy.

Yuyuko

I'll fix it for you!

Youmu

Wow, Lady Yuyuko. I didn't know you could do that!

Yuyuko

Of course, I can. But in return...

Yuyuko

You have to let me stay home!

Sakuya

We could use the help, but this is your call, Youmu.

Youmu

Hmmm... but I want to go to the academy with Lady Yuyuko...

Yuyuko

All right, then how about this?

Yuyuko

Instead of Youmu going with me, she can tag along with you two!

Youmu

Huh?!

Yuyuko

You'll have a working radar and an extra pair of eyeballs to look for treasure. It's a win-win!

Sakuya

That's true, but aren't you interested in the treasure?

Yuyuko

I'm not NOT interested...

Yuyuko

But it's springtime. I'd rather enjoy the cherry blossoms!

Youmu

L-Lady Yuyuko...

She's such a free spirit...!

It'll be great to have Youmu with us!

Sakuya

The more people we have on our side, the better. Especially since we know almost nothing about this treasure hunt.

Yuyuko

We have a deal, then. Do your best to help them, OK, Youmu?

Youmu

I-I will.

Yuyuko

Now, let me see that radar. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.

Yuyuko

HI-YAH!

Dracuradar

EEEK!

Youmu & Sakuya

What just happened?!

Yuyuko

There you go. It's fixed.

Sakuya

I was expecting a more... delicate approach, but it looks like it worked.

Youmu

I'm just relieved it's still in one piece.

Yuyuko

Hehe, I'm glad I could help. Now off you go.

Dracuradar

―We will shortly be arriving at Hakurei Shrine Academy.

Sakuya

It seems to be working fine for now. Though it still isn't showing the exact location of the treasure.

Youmu

I wonder why it took you to Hakugyokurou before.

Hm, maybe it wanted some tea.

Maybe it wanted some manju.

Sakuya

The Dracuradar is a gadget, you know? It doesn't eat or drink─

Dracuradar

Eep!

Youmu

Sounds like PLAYER might be right...

Youmu

I'll prepare some snacks for it next time, just in case.

Sakuya

Thank you. I'm still not convinced it'll need them, though...

Reimu

Oh, hey! Are you guys also on your way to the academy?

Marisa

What's that weird gadget you've got there?!

Sanae

Are you going to join the science club?! You'll be more than welcome!

Good morning!

There are so many people around this morning!

Youmu

Ahaha... Just wait till you get to the academy.

Sakuya

With the big event going on, it will be packed.

Marisa

What d'you guys say we have an early-morning battle of bullets?!

Sanae

Sounds great!

Reimu

Gosh, are you for real? You know we're gonna be late if we do that, right?

Marisa

We can battle on the move! That way, we'll just about make it on time.

Reimu

*sigh*

Reimu

Sorry, guys. You don't mind, do you?

Youmu

I didn't have time for my morning practice, so this is perfect! I'm in!

Youmu

What about you, Miss Sakuya?

Sakuya

I guess it'll be a nice warm-up before the treasure hunt. I'm in, too.

Sanae

Yay! Let's do this!

Marisa

That was a good battle! Who's up for round two later?!

Youmu

I am! ...Look, we're almost there!

Sakuya

Come on, let's hurry. We don't want to be late.

─At Hakurei Shrine Academy gate.

Dracuradar

Arrived at destination. Navigation mode deactivated.

Marisa

Phew, that was a close call! We almost didn't make it in time.

Youmu

We could've arrived much earlier if we didn't have that battle of bullets...

Sanae

Maybe, but just for today, I think it's OK for us to have some fun.

Reimu

You say that as if we don't battle on our way to school everyday.

Sakuya

Come on, let's go inside already. If we stand around chatting any longer, we actually will be late.

Reimu

Yeah, we better hurry.

???

Hold it right there!

Marisa

I-Is she talking to us?

Kasen

Don't act innocent. How dare you not show up early on event day.

Kasen

As punishment, you'll each have to write a brief thousand-word essay explaining why you were almost late.

Marisa

Yeah, but if we do that, us being "almost late" will turn into us being "mega late"!

Sanae

And a thousand words is hardly brief! At least make it a hundred!

Reimu, Youmu & Sakuya

That's still too many!

Kasen

Hm, I guess you're right. Maybe I need to reconsider this.

Reimu, Youmu & Sakuya

Say what?!

Aunn

Um, Miss Kasen, maybe we should let them go...!

We promise not to be almost late again, Miss Kasen!

(We owe you one, Aunn!)

Kasen

Look at me, wasting everyone's time...

Kasen

I'll let you off the hook just this once. But as president of the Moral Order Club, next time, I'll have to punish you.

Everyone

Phew...

Aunn

Hm, weren't we gonna have help with the moral policing this morning? We're almost done, but no one's shown up yet.

Kasen

That's right. I heard someone from another school was coming...

Kasen

Now I remember! They're supposed to be from your school, Sakuya. Do you know where they are?

Sakuya

Ah, yes. I forgot to tell you.

Kasen

Huh...?

Sakuya

Meiling won't be coming today.

Aunn

Ahaha... I guess these things happen sometimes. Come on, Miss Kasen, we'll finish up on our own.

Aunn

Miss Kasen...?

Kasen

Not only has she abandoned this honorable job, but she's also skipping school?!

Reimu

*sigh* Here we go...

Kasen

Get ready to be punished for the absentee's crimes!

Youmu

M-Miss Sakuya, we've got to calm her down!

Sakuya

It's too late for that...

Sakuya

If we want to avoid being late, we'll have to take her down. Everyone, buckle up!

Everyone

Why are we being dragged into this?!

Marisa

We don't have time for bullet battles!

Sanae

At this rate, we're all going to be late!

That includes you two!

Aunn

O-Oh, no!

Kasen

We can't let that happen! The president of the Moral Order Club is a role model for all the students!

Kasen

Sorry for getting so angry earlier.

Youmu

It's OK, you were just doing your job.

Reimu

Yeah, you had a pretty good reason to be mad.

Sakuya

Why are you looking at me?

Kasen

Come on, I'll show you the way in.

Youmu

Thanks, but where are you taking us exactly?

Kasen

To the student council office. That's where they're announcing the details of today's event.

Chen & Ran

SILENCE!

Yukari

Now that everyone's here, let's begin.

Yukari

We'll be explaining the rules for the Hakurei Shrine Academy Orienteering event!

Okina

For those who weren't able to cram in here, we're streaming this using gaps and doors placed all over the academy.

Yukari

Participants will have to find treasure chests hidden around the academy.

Yukari

That's right, there's more than one. And they're all hidden in different spots.

Okina

Whoever finds all five chests and collects the treasure fragments inside wins. Simple, isn't it?

Okina

I'm sure you must be wondering what happens after you've collected them all...

Okina

When you assemble them to form the treasure, you'll be granted one wish!

Yukari

─Just kidding!

Youmu

I can't believe I almost fell for that.

Yukari

But we do have a surprise for the winner. So, everyone, get out there and do your best.

Yukari

I thought I'd give you a little present for always being such a good kid.

Yukari

There's a special surprise waiting for you inside.

Is that the surprise Miss Yukari was talking about?

Sakuya

Seems like it. But we can't take things easy, or the others will find the treasure chests before us.

Youmu

Hmm... I wonder how many people will bother seeing as no one knows what this "surprise" is.

Marisa

Maybe it's some awesome magic item...

Sanae

Yeah! Besides, hunting for treasure sounds fun!

Reimu

Agreed! We gotta give it a try!

Sanae

See ya!

Youmu

Am I the only one who doesn't find this exciting?

Sakuya

We better get started too.

Youmu

If you say so... All right, why don't we get the radar to show us the location of the nearest chest?

Sakuya

Sounds good.

Dracuradar

Scan complete. Navigation mode activated.

Youmu

It's pointing to a nearby classroom. I didn't think the first chest would be so close...

Sakuya

Save the chitchat for later.

Sakuya

Given how close it is, I wouldn't be surprised if people are already fighting over it.

Youmu

Y-You're right! Everyone from the student council office is gone... We better hurry!

Sakuya

The classroom with the treasure should be right around here.

Youmu

I was impressed by the radar earlier, but it doesn't really give a precise location, does it?

Sakuya

No, but it's better than going in blind. Lady Remilia wouldn't have given it to us if it was useless.

Dracuradar

I am doing my best. Do you not think you are being a bit harsh?

Kosuzu

Nope, not here either.

Akyuu

Gah, if only they'd give us some clues...

Hello! I didn't know you two were also participating!

Akyuu

Oh, hello, PLAYER.

Kosuzu

How's it going for you guys? We haven't found a single treasure chest yet.

Same. We were just on our way to get one, though―

Oops, shouldn't have said that!

Sakuya

Don't worry. It's OK to tell them about the radar.

Youmu

I'm sure they won't try and steal the chest...

Youmu & Sakuya

And if they do, we'll just cut them down!

Akyuu & Kosuzu

EEEEEEEEEEP!

Akyuu

There's no need to get violent... Why don't you tell us about this radar thing?

Akyuu

I see. So you're using it to find the treasure chests, huh?

Kosuzu

I'm so jealous. We wouldn't be struggling so much if we had something like that.

They're loving our Dracuradar!

Is it just me, or does the radar seem... happy?

Sakuya

As I said, it only gives us a rough location. But I guess that's better than walking around aimlessly.

Youmu

That's true. We'd be in the same boat as these two right now if it wasn't for the radar.

Kosuzu

Hm? Do you hear someone running?

Akyuu

Whoa, what's going on?!

Wakasagihime

H-HELP!

Everyone

Waaaaaait!

Chefs

We gotta cook the school lunch!

Mike & Urumi

Hand over the giant fish!

Kagerou & Sekibanki

We told you, Wakasagihime isn't food!

Kosuzu

They sure are making a racket... Oh, no. They're coming this way!

Youmu

What do we do? Should we smash the window and make a break for it?!

Akyuu

I have a better idea!

Akyuu

Miss Sakuya can stop time while we all escape!

Sakuya

I could do that, but then we'll just run into them somewhere else.

Akyuu & Kosuzu

What are you saying?

Youmu & Sakuya

We need to stop them right here, right now!

Akyuu & Kosuzu

You gotta be kidding!

Sakuya

Phew, we finally got them to calm down.

Youmu

Good thing Miss Kasen isn't here, or you'd have been in big trouble. What were you all doing, anyway?

Komachi

The beating they took from you hardly looked pleasant...

Komachi

Let me tell you what happened.

Eika

Did I just see a giant fish pass by?

Komachi

Oh, that's just─

Mike & Urumi

Did you say giant fish?!

Nemuno

Really?! Then I'm gonna serve up a nice fish dish fo' everyone!

Miyoi

That sounds delicious! I'll help!

Eiki

School lunch needs to be nutritious, so that'll be perfect. Come on, Eika, Narumi. Let's get changed and give them a hand.

Eika & Narumi

OK!

Komachi

They were so excited. I couldn't bring myself to tell them the giant fish was actually Wakasagihime.

Komachi

Maybe I'll go check up on them. This is gonna get interesting.

Komachi

And the rumors escalated from there.

Komachi

People started thinking Wakasagihime had stolen the giant fish for herself, which is why they were chasing her.

Sekibanki

Look, we don't have the fish, and neither does Wakasagihime.

Everyone

I-It's true...!

Eiki

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Miyoi

How about we cook you guys a meal as an apology?

Narumi

You're probably tired from all the running around.

Kagerou

That'd be nice, but does the school even have any ingredients lying around to cook with?

Nemuno

That ain't a problem. I'll just run up the mountain o'er there and get us everythin' we be needin'.

Wakasagihime

Wow! In that case, one delicious apology meal, please!

Akyuu

Everything's under control now, but I'm exhausted.

Kosuzu

Yeah, let's take a little break before we look for the treasure.

Sakuya

Good idea. And try not to run into any more trouble.

Kosuzu

Ahaha... Right back at you!

Youmu

Come on, guys, that treasure isn't going to find itself!

Dracuradar

You have arrived at your destination. I repeat. You have arrived at your destination.

Youmu

It looks like we're in the right place, but...

Cirno

Where is it?! We've turned every desk upside-down, we've knocked over the bookshelf, but we still can't find it!

Luna Child

Maybe it's behind the picture frame?

Star Sapphire

Yeah, let's check!

Clownpiece

We'll look behind the blackboard! Maybe it's inside the wall or something!

Sunny Milk

Could be! C'mon, you two, get in here and help us!

Lily White

I don't know, you guys... I want to find the treasure, too, but aren't we going a bit overboard?!

Daiyousei

Y-Yeah... I'm sure we can look for the treasure without trashing the place.

Sakuya

How are we supposed to find the treasure chest when it's this messy...?

Youmu

It's probably buried somewhere under that mountain of books and desks...

Guess we better start looking!

Else they'll beat us to it!

Youmu

That's true. We aren't going to find it by just standing around.

Youmu

Come on, let's get started!

Keine

Mokou and Kaguya don't seem to be here. I wonder where they went─

Keine

What on earth is going on?! Have you guys been playing pranks in here?!

Daiyousei

N-No, it's not what it looks like! We were just looking for the treasure...

Cirno

YEAH! This is no prank!

Keine

But you're the ones responsible for this mess, aren't you?

Fairies

W-Well...

Keine

I'm sick of all your pranks! You need to be taught a lesson about cleaning up! A good battle ought to do the trick!

Fairies

NOOOOOOOO!

Youmu

Umm... This isn't looking good.

Sakuya

No, but the treasure chest won't survive their battle. We have to stop them.

Keine

Have you learned your lesson?

Fairies

Y-Yeah...

Keine

Good. Now let's clean up this place together.

Keine

I have a treat for everyone who works hard!

Fairies

YAAAAAY!

Youmu

It looks like everything ended up OK.

Sakuya

For us too.

Youmu

Where did you find that?!

Sakuya

It was under one of the desks that went flying during the battle. It's a miracle I found it in one piece.

Youmu

You can say that again.

Sakuya

Now, let's get out of here while they're busy cleaning.

Youmu

I doubt this will happen again, but if it does, we promise to help you clean up...!

Youmu

It looks like the next treasure chest is in the music room...

Youmu

There it is! This time, we'll have no trouble grabbing it―

Youmu

I spoke too soon...

Sakuya

With this many people competing, nothing's going to be easy.

Kokoro

So this is the music room! It's kinda small, but I like it!

Yatsuhashi

It'd be perfect for band practice!

Benben

Yeah, I like that it's not too big. It makes it easier to focus on the music.

Um, aren't you guys participating in the treasure hunt?

Satono

Of course, we are. But we thought this would be a great opportunity to hold a concert!

Mai

Master told us that bands always perform at school festivals in the outside world!

Kokoro

Yeah! We can't let this opportunity slide!

Sakuya

G-Good for you. Have fun practicing.

Sakuya

(Let's grab the treasure and get out of here.)

Youmu

(Sloooowly... Slowly now...)

Mai & Satono

Hold it right there!

Youmu & Sakuya

Oh, no!

Youmu

How did they know?!

Sakuya

We're outnumbered. PLAYER, you get the chest while Youmu and I distract them with a battle─

Yatsuhashi

It's not every day we run into you guys, you know?

Benben

You'll have to forgive us, but...

Youmu & Sakuya

But what?!

Kokoro

We're the Masked Dancer Rebellion!

Kokoro

And you gotta watch us perform before you go!

Kokoro

Oh, and it'd be great if you helped us warm up with a battle of bullets!

Youmu & Sakuya

Huh?

Mai & Satono

Don't go too easy on us!

Tsukumo Sisters

Let's get this show-slash-battle on the road!

Youmu & Sakuya

Huuuuuuuuh?!

Kokoro

One-two, one-two-three-four!

Masked Dancer Rebellion

Thanks for listening to our music and helping us warm up!

Youmu

We got to listen to a bunch of their songs. Does that make us... lucky?

Sakuya

I mean, they're quite popular. I'd have enjoyed it more if we weren't in the middle of a treasure hunt, though.

Masked Dancer Rebellion is awesome!

Don't you agree, Dracuradar?

Dracuradar

I-I guess they are not so bad!

Youmu

I've been meaning to ask, but is that thing alive?

Sakuya

I want to say no, but I'm not so sure. It contains Lady Remilia's red mist... Oh, and some of the young mistress's.

Youmu

I-I see... It's quite the mystery, then.

Sakuya

Anyway, let's get the treasure while they're busy practicing.

Youmu

Huh, where did it go?

Sakuya

I don't see it anywhere...

Youmu

Don't tell me someone else got their hands on it while we were distracted!

Sakuya

That's quite possible, but it can't have been anyone from the band.

Sakuya

It'd be too difficult to swipe it while playing music AND battling. Plus, none of them look like they're hiding anything.

Youmu

Let's check the radar!

Sakuya

Whoa!

Youmu & Sakuya

The treasure chest... is moving!

Youmu

So someone did take it. Let's go after them!

Youmu

Come on, where's the chest?!

Dracuradar

Scan complete. Treasure chest detected in the science room.

Sakuya

Hmm, are you sure that's not a different one?

Dracuradar

I am certain. No new chest detected in the science room.

We'd better hurry!

Youmu

Yeah. It's so strange how it stopped moving all of a sudden.

???

WAAAAAAAAAAIT!

Youmu

Wh-What was that?!

Sakuya

For a second, I thought it was the Tamatsukuri god.

Kutaka

Maybe I should've clucked instead. Would that've been more on-brand?

Hina

No one cares about your brand, Kutaka.

Kutaka

I guess you're right! It wasn't easy catching up to you all, you know?!

Hina

We tried getting your attention when you left the music room, but you dashed off without a second's delay!

Sorry, we didn't notice!

Do you have something to tell us?

Hina

Uh-huh. So, we were outside the music room earlier and─

Takane

Yes! We finally managed to sneak the treasure chest out of there!

Nitori

I wonder if I can use what's inside to make a new invention.

Kutaka

Did you just take that from the music room...?

Hina

Weren't the others in the room first? Doesn't that make you─

Hina & Kutaka

Thieves?!

Takane

H-How dare you! They might've found it, but we grabbed it first!

Nitori

Y-Yeah! See ya!

Sakuya

So the radar was right all along.

Youmu

They must've taken it to the science room...

Thanks for letting us know what happened!

Why didn't you go after Nitori and Takane yourselves?

Kutaka

You guys found the chest first, so it's yours!

Hina

We'll look for another one somewhere else.

Sakuya

I guess not everyone's taking this as seriously as we are.

Youmu

Ahaha... Anyway, let's go get that treasure chest.

Youmu & Sakuya

...

Nitori

Ugaaaaaaah! Why isn't this thing opening?!

Takane

We've tried everything. Maybe it was closed with magic.

Sanae

Let me try next!

Nitori

Go ahead. Show me what you've got!

Kanako

Sanae looks like she's enjoying herself. I'm glad we came to this event.

Suwako

I agree. Everyone needs a little break from time to time. Come on, Sanae, you can get it open!

Youmu

I didn't expect them to be having so much fun.

Sakuya

I thought Nitori and Takane wanted the treasure chest all to themselves.

Maybe they're working together to open it.

But it's good to see they're getting along!

Sakuya

Battling over every little thing does get kind of old.

Youmu

That's true. But we need to think about how to get that chest back.

Takane

Do you guys wanna give it a go? It doesn't cost much per try. I'll even give you a discount!

Youmu

I can't believe they're charging people for this.

Sakuya

I'll admit, they've got killer business instincts.

Kanako

Look, they've got a treasure chest as well.

Suwako

Oh, wow! Did you manage to open it?

Nitori & Takane

Another treasure chest?!

Nitori

We can open both of them together!

Takane

Yeah, and take... I-I mean, see what's inside.

Youmu

You stole one chest, and now you're after another, huh?

Youmu

But I'm sorry to say, you're not getting this one.

Sakuya

And we'll be taking that one, too. I'm sure you know we're the ones who found it.

Nitori & Takane

No way!

Yukari

Attention! A new rule has been added. If two teams with treasure chests run into each other─

Yukari

─a battle of bullets will be fought, and the losers will have to forfeit their chest!

Sakuya

It sounds like there's no avoiding more battles.

Youmu

But at least now we can get that chest back!

Sanae

...What's going on?

Suwako

In true festival fashion, it seems we're gonna have a battle of bullets!

Sanae

Huuuuuuuh?!

Youmu

We got the second treasure chest!

Sakuya

Yes. But I must say, I didn't expect them to add a new rule at this stage.

Sakuya

Although, it helped us win the chest back from Nitori and Takane, so I'm not complaining.

Youmu

Still, there's something strange about these chests, don't you think?

Nitori

*sob* I can't believe we lost!

Takane

Oh, well... Here, this is yours now.

Sanae

*sigh* I was looking forward to opening it...

Suwako

Do they even open? Sanae, Nitori, and Takane tried everything, but the lid wouldn't budge.

Youmu

Hmm, it's not like they come with a key... How do they expect us to get what's inside?

Sakuya

If even blasting them with bullets won't work, maybe there's something specific we need to do to open them.

Kanako

That's possible. Maybe it's something like─

Kanako

You need to collect all the chests before you can open them.

Youmu

I'd love to get these two open, but let's focus on finding the rest of the treasure chests first!

Sakuya

The radar says the next one's in the schoolyard. Unfortunately, it doesn't show the exact location.

The schoolyard's pretty big!

What if the others are already out looking for it?!

Sakuya

We'd better hurry.

Eternity Larva

Oh, hey! Are you guys headed to the schoolyard?

Youmu

Uh-huh. Are you on your way there too?

Wriggle

Yeah, but since it's so big...

Wriggle & Eternity Larva

We wanna play sports!

Eternity Larva

Why don't you help us warm up with a battle?!

Wriggle

Yeah, bring it on!

Sakuya

Now I'm really starting to think we're the only ones taking this treasure hunt seriously...!

Wriggle

That was a great warm-up! Thanks!

Youmu

R-Right... happy to help.

Eternity Larva

C'mon, Wriggle! Let's go find people to play with!

Wriggle

Yeah! Sports are way more fun with lots of people!

Sakuya

It's good that they're energetic, but I'm not sure I could've lasted much longer.

Youmu

Now we've helped them warm up, let's get back to the treasure hunt.

Sakuya

Agreed. Let's go.

Sakuya

Wait. Look over there...

Sakuya

Those crow tengu are excited about something, but Momiji looks like she'd rather be somewhere else. This can't be good.

Youmu

I'm with you on that, but they might know where the next treasure chest is.

Sakuya

I guess... They might not be the best, but they're still reporters. Let's go and talk to them.

Youmu

Excuse me, there's something we wanted to ask you─

Hatate

Shhh! Can't you see we're trying to catch a big scoop?!

Youmu

Oh, I'm sorry!

Aya

You're the one who needs to shush Hatate. You're about to blow this for us.

Hatate

Oops...!

Hatate

Sorry about that. We're waiting here till our targets arrive.

Youmu

No, I shouldn't have interrupted you like that.

Sakuya

Has this scoop of yours got anything to do with the treasure hunt?

Momiji

Yes, you'd think that but―

Tewi

Get ready, you guys! They're on their way!

Aya

Got it. Hatate, try not to mess this up, OK?

Hatate

I was about to say the same thing to you!

Sakuya

It sounds like their targets are almost here.

Youmu

It might be worth sticking with them to find out what this scoop is. What do you think?

Let's go with them!

Maybe we'll learn something about the treasure chest!

Sakuya

All right. It's settled, then.

Momiji

You might learn a thing or two, but I still wouldn't recommend going after them...

Momiji

Oops... I better follow them, too. I need to make sure Miss Aya and Miss Hatate don't do anything stupid!

Momiji, Youmu & Sakuya

...

Aya

We finally got a picture of the school's most popular lone wolf and the princess hanging out together! What a perfect shot!

Hatate

This article's gonna be a real hit! It was worth coming, after all!

Youmu

Isn't it wrong to take pictures like that...?

Sakuya

This clearly has nothing to do with the treasure hunt.

Mokou

By the way, is it true your house blew up during the Lunar Capital Expo preparations?

Kaguya

Yes, the Ultra Micro Planck Bomb 2.0 exploded.

Kaguya

Our most valued treasure got scattered all over Gensokyo. Everyone's scrambling, trying to gather all the pieces...

Kaguya

I heard they're in the treasure chests. I wonder if it's true.

Mokou

If it is... then we better make sure we find all the chests.

The chests contain Eientei's treasure?!

Youmu

Wow, that really is a big scoop.

Aya

Miss Tewi, are you sure Miss Kaguya and Miss Mokou will be having homemade bento together?

Hatate

That's the shot we're really after. You better not tell us you made that up.

Tewi

It's true, I swear! They were talking about having lunch together in their secret spot on their way to school!

Aya

Heh heh! Then let's get there ahead of them and─

Kaguya

What are you up to?

Hatate, Aya & Tewi

B-Busted!

Momiji

*sigh* This is exactly the sort of stupid thing I was worried about...

Sakuya

You really have your hands full looking out for them. Anyway, I think we'll be on our way.

Hatate, Aya & Tewi

Guys! Help!

Mokou

Grrr, so there are more of you back there, huh?!

Momiji

Miss Sakuya, Miss Youmu...

Momiji

I'm sorry, but we need your help!

Youmu

I really don't want to, but it doesn't look like we have a choice!

Mokou

Oh, I see. So you guys were here for the treasure, huh?

Youmu

That's right. Thanks for believing us.

Kaguya

Don't mention it. But...

Kaguya

These three are coming with us.

Mokou

Don't worry. We're just gonna have a little chat behind the school... where no one can bother us.

Hatate, Aya & Tewi

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Sakuya

I hope they get to write their article...

Momiji

I'll go make sure they survive this "chat." See ya.

Youmu

I guess we should get back to the treasure hunt...

Youmu

Hmm... the Dracuradar is acting funny.

Sakuya

I wonder what's wrong. The schoolyard's too big for us to find the treasure chest on our own.

Sakuya

Maybe it needs another whack?

Youmu

Huh?! Pretty sure Lady Yuyuko just got lucky the first time... And isn't there a part of your master in there?!

Sakuya

You're right. I can't believe I didn't think about that.

Youmu

Look, people are arguing over there!

Sakuya

Maybe they've spotted the treasure chest! Let's go check it out!

Minamitsu & Ichirin

Back off! We're taking this back to Myouren Temple!

Tojiko & Futo

No way! It's going to the Divine Spirit Mausoleum!

Miko

It seems we're at an impasse.

Byakuren

It certainly does.

Byakuren

Listen, if you hand it over now, we promise not to harm you. What do you say?

Miko

Who do you think you're talking to? I would never back down from a fight. How about you give it up instead, Miss Monk?

Youmu

It sounds like bullets are about to start flying...!

We can't let that happen!

We have to stop them!

Youmu

Come on, let's hurry!

Miko

Talking's getting us nowhere.

Byakuren

That's strange. I was thinking the same thing.

Tojiko & Futo

This can mean only one thing...!

Minamitsu & Ichirin

A battle of bullets for the treasure chest!

Youmu

Hold it right there!

Sakuya

We'd like in on that battle.

Youmu

Huh?! I thought we were going to stop them!

Sakuya

If we don't join the battle right now, we'll never be able to get our hands on that chest.

Sakuya

We're going to put an end to their argument AND claim our third treasure chest.

Byakuren

So there are more people looking for a fight... You're all as foolish and self-centered as that shrine maiden.

Miko

You give us no choice. We'll settle this once and for all.

Sakuya

That would be wonderful.

Youmu

Huuuuuuuh?!

Byakuren & Miko

Let's begin!

Byakuren & Miko

Namusan! Show us what you've got!

Youmu

Are you kidding me?!

Sakuya

I knew it wasn't going to be easy to beat them.

Youmu

We can't give up now!

Byakuren & Miko

...

Miko

That's enough.

Byakuren

I agree. There's no point in continuing this. We got a little carried away.

Miko

Yes, it's evident that we still lack training. Everyone knows a leader must keep composed at all times.

Futo

This is for Lady Taishi!

Ichirin

Give it a rest, Futo. It's obvious you're tired.

Tojiko

Look who's talking. You're clearly exhausted yourself.

Minamitsu

Ahaha, maybe we all need a little break.

Miko

You three.

Youmu

Y-Yes?!

Byakuren

You can have this treasure chest.

Miko

You showed us the way when we were consumed by greed. You deserve it more than we do.

Sakuya

Thank you.

Youmu

U-Um... is it safe to relax now?

Sakuya

...Huh, what's this?

Youmu

Um, I'm thankful for the break, but aren't we taking it a bit too easy?

Sakuya

What else can we do with the radar acting up?

Dracuradar

Too much sunlight... Navigation mode deactivated...

Sakuya

So long as we don't know where to go next, all we can do is sit here and have tea.

Medicine

Here you go! One for the human, one for the other human, and one for the half-human!

Thanks, Medicine!

Youmu

You're not wrong about the half-human part, but I'd prefer not to be called that...

Alice

That radar sounds great on paper, but it seems quite difficult to use effectively.

Sakuya

Well, it's out of the sunlight now, so all we can do is keep our fingers crossed.

Youmu

I hope it starts working soon...

Yuuka

Nothing's perfect. Just give it time.

Medicine

Do you hear that...?

Yuuka

What is it, Medicine?

Medicine

Hmmm, maybe I imagined it.

Alice

If you say so.

Dracuradar

System successfully restored. Navigation mode reactivated.

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

I want tea, too! Sakuya, where is my tea?!

Dracuradar

Sakuyaaaaaa!

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

*sigh*

Youmu

That was a lovely tea break!

Sakuya

It really was. And the Dracuradar is working again...

Dracuradar

...

Sakuya

Huh, why isn't it saying anything? Did it stop working again?

Dracuradar

Navigation command rejected. Dracuradar is not in the mood.

How can a radar not be in the mood?!

Youmu

I didn't even know radars HAD moods!

Sakuya

Well, it does contain a part of Lady Remilia, so...

Youmu

Don't you think it's being a little difficult?

Sakuya

Not especially.

Youmu

Come to think of it... maybe we've been relying on the radar too much. Why don't we try searching on our own?

Sakuya

Good idea. That's what all the other competitors are doing. Let's gather information and find the next treasure chest.

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

Hmph.

Sakuya

Look, it's the gods of arts and crafts.

Youmu

They seem to be enjoying themselves. Come on, let's ask them if they know anything!

Misumaru

─That's interesting. So what do you think the treasure looks like, Shizuha?

Shizuha

It has to be something beautiful. But there are so many factors to consider, like the color and the shape.

Shizuha

I hope it's red like the autumn leaves! I could even make a painting of it!

Misumaru

I hope it's something round and beautiful. Nothing can match the beauty of a perfect sphere, but still.

Keiki

If they're calling it treasure, it has to be something good. I'm curious about its form, too.

Youmu

Everyone wants to get their hands on the treasure, but it's kind of amazing you all just care about how it looks.

Keiki

There's more than one chest, right? Maybe they want us to bring them all together.

Shizuha

You're right. Maybe the goal isn't to find the treasure but to assemble it.

Misumaru

Hm, that's possible.

Misumaru

If the treasure was originally one item, it'd make sense to collect all the chests.

Sakuya

Originally one item...?

Mokou

By the way, is it true your house blew up during the Lunar Capital Expo preparations?

Kaguya

Yes, the Ultra Micro Planck Bomb 2.0 exploded.

Kaguya

Our most valued treasure got scattered all over Gensokyo. Everyone's scrambling, trying to gather all the pieces...

Kaguya

I heard they're in the treasure chests. I wonder if it's true.

Youmu

Come to think of it, we did hear something about the treasure chests containing items from Eientei...

Sakuya

Maybe they're not separate items that got scattered. Maybe it was one whole item that got blown into five pieces...

???

Th-This is amazing!

Mayumi

This sweet potato tastes SO good! Now I understand why they call you the goddess of abundant harvest!

Minoriko

It's delicious, right? We've got plenty, so have as many as you like!

Minoriko

Do you guys want some too? I'm sure you're hungry from talking about all that complicated stuff.

Youmu

I won't deny I'm hungry... We've been running around all day, huh?

Sakuya

We had some tea and snacks earlier, but we haven't had lunch yet.

Minoriko

Here, have some sweet potatoes!

Wow, thanks! They're hot and delicious!

We should offer one to Dracuradar, too!

Dracuradar

...!

Oh, wait... I forgot it can't eat.

Sorry, I would give you one if I could.

Dracuradar

...

Sakuya

OK, now let's get back to the treasure hunt.

Youmu

It'll soon get dark, but let's keep pushing! So, where do we look next?

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

I do not mind showing you the way...

Youmu

Really?! OK, then!

Sakuya

Hehe, it looks like PLAYER's gesture pulled at the radar's heartstrings... Assuming it has a heart, that is.

Dracuradar

Keep heading straight down the hallway. You will soon arrive at your destination.

Youmu

I didn't expect it to be in such a secluded area. We probably wouldn't have come this way without the radar.

Sakuya

Yes, we owe it―and Lady Remilia―a great deal.

Thanks, Dracuradar!

It's already nighttime. Are you tired?

Dracuradar

Hehe, not at all! In fact, I am even more active at night... Oh, no!

Dracuradar

I-I mean oh-nward to your destination.

Sakuya

Hehe, I'm glad the radar is back to normal again.

Youmu

Let's follow its directions.

Youmu

D-Do you hear that?!

Sakuya

I didn't know music could be so loud...

Youmu

L-Let's get them to stop!

Kyouko

Phew, I guess that's enough rehearsal!

Raiko

I wanna go with a more intense beat for the concert!

Lyrica

The day concert was a success, I hope the night one's gonna be a hit, too!

Merlin

It doesn't matter what time of day we play! We gotta play happy music!

Lunasa

It's a special venue, so let's give it our best.

Youmu

Are they going to perform in the music room at night, too? That was some pretty loud stuff they were just practicing...

Sakuya

I think it's meant to be louder at night. The concert I attended certainly was.

Kisume

Huh? D-Do we have an audience already? But we're not ready yet! What do we do?!

Mystia

We could do a little pre-concert performance for them!

Youmu & Sakuya

(Deja vu!)

Kyouko

Great idea! Kisume, take the mic!

Kisume

G-Got it!

Kisume

Are you ready?! We're gonna rock you till you drop!

Youmu & Sakuya

Th-That doesn't sound safe!

Mystia

Wow, I didn't know our music could be heard from outside!

Raiko

We need to be more careful about how loud we play.

Sakuya

Yes, we'd really appreciate that.

Youmu

...Hm? Is it me, or has it gotten even louder in here?

Kokoro

Heeeey! We're here to play!

You mean you guys are gonna play together?!

Whoa, people are flooding in to see the show!

Sakuya

We better leave before we get stuck in here.

Kokoro & Kisume

ARE YOU READY?!

Spectators

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sakuya

So much for not being loud.

Youmu

Ahaha... Everyone's having fun, so maybe we can let it slide.

???

Noooo! Is the music room full already?!

Sakuya

Oh, it's you─

Parsee

Masked Dancer Rebellion, Prismriver With H, and Choujuu Gigaku feat. KissME are finally performing together again!

Parsee

I wanted to watch, but it's a full house! Then here you are, leaving the show... I'm so jealous!

Youmu

Um, we just happened to go to the music room as they were rehearsing. We weren't here for the concert...!

Parsee

You saw them rehearse, too?! Now I'm even more jealous!

Sakuya

This conversation's going nowhere...

Youmu

We just need to get her in the music room, and she'll be fine, but...

Youmu

How do we do that when the room is jam-packed?

???

That sure is a large crowd.

Sakuya

Why, if it isn't the master of the Palace of the Earth Spirits...

Satori

Hello. Don't worry, I'm not here for the treasure hunt. I'm just looking for someone.

Youmu & Sakuya

(No one asked!)

Satori

I heard about the event and brought Koishi along, but we got separated. I wonder where she's gone off to.

Youmu

W-Wow, that's rough...

I want to help Parsee watch the concert...

But I also want to help Miss Satori find Koishi...

Sakuya

We have our own things to do. If we keep helping everyone, we'll never find all the treasure chests.

Youmu

Wh-What's going on?!

Parsee

Why did it go dark all of a sudden?!

Satori

C-Calm down, everyone!

Youmu

Easier said than done!

Sakuya

It might be an ambush. We need to stay focused─

???

Ready...

Koishi & Rumia

BOO!

Youmu

EEEEEEEEEEEEK! A GH-GHOST?!

Sakuya

...!

Sakuya

I-I didn't mean to get my knives out...

Sakuya

Th-That didn't surprise me. Not at all. Not even a teeny tiny bit.

Koishi

HEY! You shouldn't throw knives at people!

Rumia

I almost got hit by one!

Koishi

But look how surprised they are!

Rumia

Yeah, our prank was a success!

Did you guys do this?!

You made me jump!

Satori

But at least I found Koishi. Sorry for the trouble, everyone─

Koishi & Rumia

Let's play some more!

Parsee

*sniff*... I didn't get to see the concert, and now I'm being pranked. I'm so jealous!

Satori

Um, I know you all still need time to calm down, but...

Sakuya

Who says I'm not calm?

Sakuya

I'm always calm!

Sakuya

I never lose my composure!

Youmu

You look pretty shaken up to me...

Youmu

Anyway, we'll play with you.

Satori

Thank you...

Koishi

That was fun!

Rumia

Now let's go play over there!

Satori

W-Wait!

Satori

Sorry, but I have to go after them. Good luck with the treasure hunt!

Youmu

Th-Thank you.

Youmu

(How did she know we were on a treasure hunt?)

Kisume

U-Um, I heard bullets... Is everything OK?

Sakuya

Everything's fine. Sorry about the commotion.

Lunasa

OK, if you say so...

Oh, by the way, is there space in the music room?

Kokoro

It's kinda cramped, but there's enough room for one more person.

Parsee

...!

Merlin

Are you here to see our concert?!

Lyrica

How nice! Come on in!

Parsee

Um...!

Parsee

Th-Thanks...

Youmu

Everyone seems to be enjoying the event in their own way.

Sakuya

Good. That's what events like this are for.

Nue

Yes! I got the treasure!

Nue

Whoa?!

Phantom Thief Nue

Too bad, other me! Did you forget I was better than you at shooting?

Joon

Good job, Nue! That treasure belongs to the Joon Phantom Thieves!

Nazrin

Hehe, that's what I like to hear.

Joon

What do you mean?

Nazrin

This back and forth between us detectives and you phantom thieves is what makes things exciting.

Yamame

Eek! When did you get here?! I better use my spider webs to get away─

Shou

Not so fast! You don't want a repeat of the beating I gave you last time, do you?!

Joon

Gah! Where's Yachie when you need her?!

Youmu

W-We're finally here, but it looks like something big's going down.

Sakuya

It's not going to be as easy as last time, but we have to come up with a plan to get the treasure chest.

Shion

I have an idea, Joon! We can use smoke bombs to blind them!

Joon

That's brilliant, Shion! Let's do this!

Shou

How many times do you think we're going to fall for the same trick?

Phantom Thief Nue

This is bad! She's going to unleash her ultimate move! Take cover, everyone!

Shou

Too slow! Here comes my Somosan Seppa!

Joon Phantom Thieves

EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Youmu

Look, the treasure chest went flying into the hallway!

Sakuya

Now's our chance. Let's grab it while they're busy fighting!

It should be in the hallway, but...

I don't see it anywhere.

Sakuya

Look, the classroom over there has a broken window. Maybe it went through there.

Youmu

Th-That was some explosion... It's a good thing the chest is sturdy, or it would've been blown to pieces.

Sakuya

Quick, let's go check out the classroom.

Youmu

We're right behind you.

Youmu

Ah...

Sakuya

What is it?

Youmu

N-No, it's nothing!

Youmu

(The science room is so much creepier at night!)

Youmu

This room is giving me the chills...

Youmu, are you OK? You don't look so good...

You're acting strange, Miss Sakuya. Are you nervous?

Sakuya

N-Not at all... Someone might be hiding in here, so I'm just being cautious.

Sakuya

N-No other reason.

Youmu

Y-Yes, me too! No need to worry!

???

Here we go...

Kogasa & Yoshika

BOO!

Youmu

N-No...

Kogasa & Yoshika

No what?

Youmu

Not this again!

Kogasa & Yoshika

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Seiga

What are you doing to my lovely Yoshika?!

Kogasa

Um... aren't you worried about me?

Sakuya

It's OK.

Kogasa

Hm?

Sakuya

I'll make sure there's nothing left of you for anyone to worry about!

Kogasa

You're scarier than ghosts!

Youmu

Stop scaring people at night like that!

Seiga, Kogasa & Yoshika

S-Sorry...

Sakuya

Anyway, did you see a treasure chest come crashing through that window?

Kogasa

Hm, come to think of it, I did hear something.

Yoshika

You did? I didn't hear a thing. Maybe the sound of my chainsaw blocked it out.

Seiga

Oh, I think─

Youmu

You know where it is?!

Kogasa

Eek, why is it so cold all of a sudden?!

Sakuya

Look who's scared now. But I'll admit, it is getting a bit frosty.

Letty

Is this what you wanted?

Youmu

EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Whoa, Miss Letty! You scared us!

Yes, that's what we're looking for!

Letty

Oh, OK. Here, you can have it.

Sakuya

That's nice of you. May I ask why you're just handing this over?

Letty

Hehe, you looked like you needed some help, so I helped you. That's all there is to it.

Sakuya

OK... Thanks, I guess.

Thank you, Miss Letty!

Now we have four chests!

Sakuya

We just need one more. It's getting late already. We better hurry.

Youmu

...

Sakuya

What's wrong, Youmu?

Youmu

...

Seiga

Uh...

Seiga

I think she might have fainted.

Sakuya

Y-You're right. That last scare must've put her over the edge.

Dracuradar

Arriving at destination. Navigation mode deactivated.

Sakuya

And we're here. It looks like we're pretty close this time...

Youmu

We're back at the schoolyard... Didn't we already look here earlier?

Sakuya

Maybe someone moved the last treasure chest here. Anyway, let's start looking for it.

Youmu

There it is...

Sakuya

That's strange... It's out in the open, and there's no one around. Is this a trap?

Maybe, but let's try getting closer!

We can't let anyone else get to it first!

Youmu

OK, but let's proceed with caution.

Sakuya Izayoi and Youmu Konpaku couldn't believe what they had just witnessed─

─They were in utter shock.

Youmu

Um, what just happened?

Sakuya

The treasure chest ran off...

???

I finally found it!

Reisen

Oh, no! It's getting away again!

Seiran

Hey, Ringo, doesn't that chest look like it's made with Lunar technology? I bet it's one of the Lunar armored tanks!

Ringo

Are you sure? I don't remember any tanks like that.

Reisen

You're not getting away this time!

Reisen

...Hey, stop ignoring me!

Eirin

Come on, we need to get that chest!

Watatsuki Sisters

Yes, Lady Yagokoro!

Youmu

Wait a minute!

Sakuya

We're going to take that chest... or should I say catch that chest?

Youmu

Ah... It got away again!

Eirin

Hm, you must be here for the treasure hunt. I guess we'll have to take you down if we want our treasure back.

Eirin

And we're not going to go easy on you!

Everyone

Get ready!

Eirin

Not bad. But not good enough─

Reisen

Master, the chest...

Reisen

...has vanished!

Eirin

What?!

Reisen

W-We need to find it!

Yorihime

Lady Yagokoro, maybe it's better if we split up!

Eirin

All right, let's do that!

Toyohime

Let's go, Yorihime!

Dracuradar

Treasure chest detected close by. It is dashing around the schoolyard.

Youmu

L-Look, the spot on the radar is moving in circles...

Sakuya

That's not a problem. But we need to hurry and get it before someone else does!

Youmu

R-Roger that!

Sakuya

I-I can't believe a chest can move so fast...

Youmu

At least this way, the others won't be able to catch it. Then again, neither will we.

???

Are you talking about that weird chest?

Oh, hey! Are you guys after it, too?

Reimu

Yeah, but as soon as we get anywhere near it, it zooms off...

Marisa

Maybe we gotta use bullets to stop it.

Youmu

That's actually not a bad idea.

Youmu

The other chests seem to be specially built to withstand explosions. The one with the legs is probably no different.

Sakuya

We shouldn't overdo it, though. Things could get dangerous.

Sakuya

That Quadrupedal Beast Chest seems to be slightly different from the others.

Reimu, Marisa & Youmu

What did you just say?

Sakuya

I said it seems to be slightly different from the others.

Reimu

Not that part! What did you call it?

Sakuya

The Quadrupedal Beast Chest.

Sakuya

I thought it'd be easier to distinguish it from the other chests if we gave it a name.

Marisa

You coulda called it something cute like the Runaway Chest, but you went straight for beast!

Youmu

Look, the Beasty Box is coming this way!

Sakuya

It's called the Quadrupedal Beast Chest.

Reimu

The name's not important.

Reimu

We need to stop it and end this mad chase.

Marisa

Let me handle this!

Reimu

Marisa, wait! You're thinking about using a Master Spark, aren't you?!

Marisa

Bingo! And I'm gonna use it at max power!

Youmu

Th-That definitely sounds dangerous!

Sakuya

We need to stop Marisa before she destroys the Quadrupedal Beast Chest!

Reimu

Why did you guys have to drag me into this?

Youmu

Oops, sorry...

Marisa

There it comes! Time to hit it with my Master Spark!

Reimu, Youmu & Sakuya

Huuuuuuuuh?!

Reimu

So that whole battle was pointless?!

Sakuya

G-Glad to see it's still in one piece.

Marisa

I can't believe my Master Spark didn't do any damage at all! I gotta find out what it's made of!

Youmu

Um... Let's just try not to lose sight of it for now!

Marisa

Aaaand we lost it.

Youmu

It dashed right out of our sight.

Reimu

If it can run at will, then maybe it's hiding somewhere.

Sakuya

That's quite possible. According to the radar...

Sakuya

It's still in the schoolyard. Let's follow the directions.

Tsukasa

Treasure hunting, are we?

Reimu

Oh look, it's that shady kuda-gitsune. What do you want? I bet you're up to no good.

Tsukasa

Why are you being so mean? I'm just here to give you guys some information.

Tsukasa

Don't you want to know where the treasure chest is?

Youmu

Should we hear her out? To be honest, I don't trust her...

Tsukasa

Well, I don't blame you for that.

Tsukasa

No one believed me when I told them I saw a treasure chest running around...

Marisa

OK, so you weren't lying about that. But that doesn't make you any less shady.

I agree this is a bit suspicious, but...

Maybe we should listen to what she has to say!

Sakuya

Fine... But keep it short.

Tsukasa

Hehe, thank you.

Tsukasa

I think it'd be faster if I just took you there. Follow me.

Marisa

I don't know, you guys... Should we really trust her?

Youmu

It could be a trap, but if she's trying to trick us...

Youmu & Sakuya

She's going down!

Reimu

Can't you come up with a less violent way of dealing with things? Not that I'm one to talk.

Reimu

We've come all the way to the end of the schoolyard.

Sakuya

I think this is where the radar was pointing... Huh?

Dracuradar

Zzz... Zzz...

Youmu

I was wondering why it wasn't saying anything... I guess navigation isn't easy.

Reimu

Do magic items sleep?

Marisa

Don't ask me.

Tsukasa

Hehe, they totally fell for it.

Tsukasa

I'll just keep taking them to all the wrong locations to buy time for Lady Iizunamaru to get the treasure!

Tsukasa

And then I'll steal the chests they've got─

Tsukasa

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Marisa

Did she just fall into a pit?

Reimu

Why is there a pit here to begin with? That's dangerous.

Sakuya

I'm glad PLAYER didn't fall into it.

Youmu

Let's go see if she's OK.

Tsukasa

What are you doing, Miss Momoyo?!

Momoyo

Can't you see I'm digging a hole?

Tsukasa

That's not what I'm asking! You're ruining the whole plan!

Sakuya

Guess she doesn't know we can hear her...

Tsukasa

Eep!

Momoyo

Heave-ho.

Momoyo

Geez, I can't even look for the treasure in peace.

Momoyo

Are you the ones who pushed her down the hole?

Reimu

Nah, that was all her.

Momoyo

Oh, really? Well, whatever.

Momoyo

I was just thinking of takin' a break from digging, so I'm glad you're here. Let's have a battle!

Youmu

Um, we have more important things to do right now─

Momoyo

Tsukasa can join in, too!

Tsukasa

N-No way!

Sakuya

She's not listening, is she?

Momoyo

C'mon, let's start!

Momoyo

That was good! Let's go one more round!

???

Wow, you sure are full of energy.

Reimu

The Great Tengu and the god of markets... This doesn't look good for us.

Youmu

What do we do? Should we attack first?

Chimata

There's no need for that. We're just here to take the oomukade and kuda-gitsune back.

Megumu

The stars look beautiful tonight. I wanted to go stargazing, but Momoyo and Tsukasa vanished.

Momoyo

Oh, yeah, I completely forgot about that.

Tsukasa

I-I was just busy trying to help you...!

Megumu

Fine, fine. We can talk about this later.

Megumu

I've even prepared barley rice for everyone. Come on, let's go!

Momoyo

Wow, perfect timing! I'm starving!

Tsukasa

*sob* Lady Iizunamaru...!

Chimata

Sorry about that.

Sakuya

That's all right. In fact, you saved us from another battle.

Chimata

As an apology, I'll tell you the whereabouts of the chest you're looking for. I saw it running toward the school gate.

Chimata

Maybe it's still around there somewhere.

Marisa

F-For real?! C'mon, let's hurry before it runs off again!

Megumu

Oh, and one more thing. There's a trick to getting that weird treasure chest.

Megumu

It won't be easy, but if you're patient, you'll get it.

Chimata

Anyway, we'll be going now. Good luck.

Youmu

What was all that about being patient...?

Reimu

Beats me. It sounded like she was telling the truth, though.

Sakuya

...

Marisa

What's wrong?

Dracuradar

Eek?!

Sakuya

I should've done that sooner.

Sakuya

Good morning, Dracuradar. Please continue with the navigation.

Youmu

I'm starting to feel sorry for that thing...

Marisa

Heeeey, do you see it over there?

Sakuya

The Quadrupedal Beast Chest isn't anywhere to be found...

Youmu

Maybe it ran off already.

Reimu

Let's ask the radar. It should be awake after Sakuya smacked it.

Dracuradar

Detecting location of the treasure chest. It is moving *bleep* schoolyard... *bleep*

Marisa

Is it acting up again?

Youmu

Don't tell me Miss Sakuya broke it!

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

Slee... py... Zzz─

Sakuya

It's gone to sleep again. I didn't know radars could get tired.

Youmu

Poor radar. Maybe we should let it rest for a while.

???

Whoa, are you guys still treasure-hunting this late at night?

Reimu

Yeah. Doesn't look like that's what you're doing, though.

Suika

I'm not a part of any school club, so I'm just chilling and taking it easy.

Yuugi

We were gonna have a little moonlit party.

Sannyo

Treasure-hunting isn't bad, but sometimes it's nice to take a backseat and enjoy the beauty of the night sky.

Youmu

Ahaha, I get what you mean... Lady Yuyuko's probably having a party under the cherry blossoms right about now.

Mamizou

You look tired, PLAYER. It must've been hard running around all day.

I'm a little sleepy, but I'm fine!

I can keep going because everyone's with me!

Marisa

Don't push yourself too hard, OK? The treasure chest isn't going anywhere... Well, it might, but you get what I mean.

Reimu

It's running in circles, so there's no point in chasing it. It'll come around at some point.

Youmu

Let's rest, Miss PLAYER. It's late, and even I'm tired of walking around.

Sakuya

We can continue with the treasure hunt after a good night's rest.

Sakuya

We'll just have to look for a place to sleep...

Suika

There's a room you can use in the school dormitory.

Youmu

Thanks! We'll go check it out!

Sakuya

Next destination, the school dormitory.

─In front of the Hakurei Shrine Academy gate, after PLAYER and the others left for the dormitory.

Sumireko

Reimers and the others sure are having fun! Treasure-hunting sounds like a blast!

Sumireko

I wanted to meet up with them before going back, but they seemed so sleepy. I'll see them some other time.

Sumireko

I'm here in my school uniform, so I might as well check out what the school looks like at night!

Sumireko

Wh-Whoa, something's not right!

Sumireko

Trouble's headed my way! I better hide inside the school!

Ibaraki-Douji's Arm

What was with that strange human? ...Ah, well.

Ibaraki-Douji's Arm

I thought they were having a party here, but it looks like this is just a school...

Ibaraki-Douji's Arm

And what's she doing being the president of the "Moral Order Club"?

Ibaraki-Douji's Arm

Hm... I'm gonna go look for a party to enjoy.

Rinnosuke

I came to check up on things, but it looks like the event's a success.

Rinnosuke

Even people who tend to keep to themselves are here. Yukari Yakumo sure knows how to hold an event.

Rinnosuke

Well, I guess I'll head back home.

Marisa

Do we even know where the school dormitory is?

Reimu

Uh-oh... We should've asked Suika for directions.

(Why don't they know? Aren't they students here?)

(I wonder if Miss Yukari changed up the locations.)

Sakuya

It's a dormitory, so it couldn't possibly be inside the school building. It's probably somewhere else on campus.

Youmu

That makes sense. Let's go.

You guys, I'm fine! You don't need to worry about me!

Let's just continue the treasure hunt.

Reimu

You're young, but you sure push yourself hard.

Reimu

You can rely on us, you know? We're your friends, so let us take care of you!

Youmu

Miss Reimu's right. Besides, we feel good helping you!

Sakuya

Exactly. Don't worry about it.

Thanks, you guys...

Marisa

OK, now let's get back to looking for that dormitory! Worse comes to worst, we could just sleep in an empty classroom!

Doremy

Did I hear you're looking for a place to sleep? We could show you the way if you want.

Sakuya

That'd be great, but won't we be interrupting your treasure hunt?

Reimu

Wait a minute... Isn't the treasure from Eientei? Don't tell me you guys are working for them.

Marisa

Oh, so you're here to take the treasure from us. Well, then you're gonna have to fight us first.

Sagume

[Please let us explain.]

Sagume

[Yes, our job is to retrieve the treasure. And yes, we know you already have a few chests with you.]

Sagume

[But you don't need to worry. We're not here to steal them from you.]

Doremy

Our priority is to help tired participants get some rest.

Doremy

You must be exhausted from running around all day. I'm sure you could do with a good night's rest.

Sagume

[It's not a problem as long as you return the treasure to Eientei once this is all over.]

Doremy

Others are also resting there, so battles are forbidden.

Sagume

[The student council president made that rule, so please trust us.]

Youmu

All right. We'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Sakuya

Can you take us there now?

Doremy

Of course. Follow us.

Sagume

Thank you for trusting us.

Huh, where am I...?

When did I fall asleep?

Marisa

You're up already? You can go back to sleep if you like.

Reimu

Yeah, we're in no rush.

Marisa

I didn't think Doremy and Sagume would bring us to the school dormitory.

Reimu

Well, it all turned out fine. We can have some tea and relax for now.

Sanae

Miss PLAYER! I haven't seen you since this morning... or was it the afternoon?

Sanae

This place is nice, isn't it? The snacks and tea here are delicious!

Iku

Eldest Daughter, maybe you should leave some of those snacks for the others.

Tenshi

Hmph, why? I heard they're making more for everyone.

Tenshi

You should try some of these chocolates! They're delicious!

Iku

Mmm, you're right. Maybe I'll have another...

Everyone's taking it easy. Maybe I should, too.

I don't see Miss Sakuya or Youmu anywhere.

Sakuya

Sorry for the delay.

Youmu

I'm back with tea and snacks!

Youmu

Are you up already, Miss PLAYER? Why don't you have some tea and snacks, too?

Thanks! But what's with the maid uniforms?

Sakuya

We're just following the theme of this place.

Shinmyoumaru

We're back!

Seija

And look what we brought with us!

Shinmyoumaru

Dressing up as maids is so much fun, isn't it, Seija?! Let's go find some more customers!

Seija

Hmph, I "hate" serving people. It's soooo "boring"!

Utsuho

I brought more snacks!

Rin

Does anyone want more tea?

(I guess this is a maid-themed rest spot!)

Oh, wow, Okuu and Orin are also dressed as maids!

Rin

Oh, hey, Lady PLAYER! Long time no see!

Utsuho

Last time we saw you, we were at the Infinite Chocolate Fountain! Glad to see you're doing well!

Um... are you chocolate maids?

Didn't you all turn into molten chocolate?!

Rin

You're right, we did return to our true forms, but for some reason, chocolate Gensokyo cooled down after that.

Utsuho

The way we were reborn was different from before too.

Utsuho

We flowed into a new world with our memories of you intact.

Rin

The other chocolate maids are also doing well. You should come visit sometime!

(Did Sanae save them by fixing the tiny swap box...?)

I'm really glad... I got to see you two again...!

Utsuho

D-Don't cry, Lady PLAYER!

Sakuya

Are you all rested up?

Yes, thanks to you guys!

Marisa

Great! Glad to see you've got some energy back!

Youmu

I was worried for a bit there. Just let us know if you feel tired again.

Marisa

Well, we're gonna chill and have some snacks before we head out! They're so yummy!

Reimu

Yeah, we're gonna take things slow. Don't forget to rest when you need to!

Sakuya

We will, thanks.

Youmu

Now, let's get back to treasure hunting!

Youmu

Oh, I almost forgot about the radar! Is it still asleep?

Dracuradar

Resuming search. Treasure chest detected. Navigation mode activated.

Sakuya

The radar also seems to have some energy back.

Sakuya

Maybe it noticed PLAYER was sleepy and was just pretending to malfunction to get us to rest...

Dracuradar

...!

Youmu

Wow, I didn't know the radar cares so much about Miss PLAYER.

Thanks, Dracuradar!

Dracuradar

F-Focus on the destination! You are almost there!

Sakuya

Is it... embarrassed?

Youmu

Hehe, it sure sounds like it. Anyway, let's follow its directions.

Sakuya

The Great Tengu told us there was something different about the last chest, but I didn't think it'd lead us here...

Youmu

There were no traps this time, but we're still doing exactly what you wanted us to...

Sakuya & Youmu

─Yukari Yakumo.

Yukari

I didn't expect you to find us so soon. Did you enjoy the treasure hunt?

Hecatia

This chest is cool, isn't it?! But I suppose it would be, seeing as it was made by a sage and the goddess of Hell!

Yukari

We wanted to do something fun for the last treasure chest and this is what we came up with. I hope you enjoyed it.

Youmu

I wouldn't say we enjoyed it...

Sakuya

I think we have a different idea of "fun."

Hecatia & Yukari

Huh?

Youmu

But why did you make us chase that thing all over campus? You could've just led us straight to the student council office.

Yukari

Hmmm, I'd say it was to let you know we're not just the event organizers. We're also...

Hecatia & Yukari

THE FINAL BOSSES!

Youmu & Sakuya

Huh?

Junko

Sorry, but could you please play along?

Junko

These two have been looking forward to this from the moment they decided to make that chest.

Ran

Um, we aren't asking you to lie, but maybe you could pretend like you're having fun?

Chen

J-Just look at them! You don't wanna disappoint them, now do you?!

Youmu

A-All right, all right.

Youmu

Um, only a sage and the goddess of Hell could come up with the brilliant idea to create that special treasure chest.

Hecatia

Go on. Don't stop there!

Sakuya

The Quadrupedal Beast Chest is so ingenious that I'd like one for the mansion. I'm sure Lady Remilia would love it.

Dracuradar

Huh?!

Yukari

The Quadru-what now?

Sakuya

Wh-What's wrong with the name I gave it?!

Hecatia

It doesn't sound cute at all!

Yukari

Anyway...

Hecatia & Yukari

It's time for the final battle!

Youmu

Where did that come from?!

Sakuya

I still don't get why no one likes "Quadrupedal Beast Chest"...

Youmu

Forget about the name! There are bullets flying our way!

Hecatia

Congratulations, heroes...!

Sakuya

Since when did we turn into heroes?

Yukari

You've rightfully won this chest. It's yours.

Youmu

It's walking toward us...

Sakuya

We were right... The chests are opening now that we have all five.

Youmu

I thought they were supposed to contain Eientei's treasure, but what's this? I can't make sense of it.

Youmu & Sakuya

EEK!

Yukari

The treasure pieces are programmed to combine once all have been collected.

I feel like I've seen this before...

Hecatia

Hehe, we've modified it to make it more interesting. I hope you like it.

Youmu

What do you mean─

Yukari

Wh-What just happened?!

???

Wow, that treasure looks delicious.

Sakuya

Y-You!

Yuuma

That was such an annoying event to sit through. At least it paid off at the end.

Yuuma

Thanks for exhausting yourselves with the battle. I'll be taking the treasure now.

Youmu

That's not fair! Quick, we need to stop her!

Sakuya

We better, or we'll lose the treasure for good.

Youmu

What do you mean?

Sakuya

Did you hear what she said when she showed up? If the young mistress's story is true, this can mean only one thing.

Yuuma

Wow, that treasure looks delicious.

Youmu

Are you seriously saying she wants to eat it?!

Yuuma

Well, I don't mind keeping it. But it's not something you get to eat every day, and I like tasting new things.

Youmu & Sakuya?

Wait!

I feel like I heard another voice just now...

Yukari

*sigh* We're getting too many unexpected visitors today...

Hecatia

It is an event, after all.

Yachie

What are you trying to achieve by eating that treasure?!

Saki

Yeah! You gotta fight fair and square to win valuable things!

Yuuma

That's your way of doing things. I don't need to follow your rules.

Saki

How dare you?!

Yachie

Ugh, I knew this would happen if we came face to face!

Yachie

Anyway! Eating the treasure and fighting here are both terrible ideas!

???

The head of the Kiketsu Family is right.

Junko

I was wondering when you'd show up―

Junko

―Okina Matara.

Okina

I was going to watch from afar, but we'll lose everything if the treasure is eaten.

Okina

That's why I came. Not because I felt left out or anything!

Chen & Ran

(So she did feel left out...)

Okina

Now let me give you some advice, Yuuma Toutetsu. Eating that treasure is not a good idea.

Okina

You might've heard Hecatia say they've made it interesting. I think you'll find it's worth seeing what she meant.

Okina

You can decide whether you still want to eat it after seeing what it does.

Yuuma

I refuse. You're obviously trying to trick me like you tricked everyone with the oil before.

Yuuma

We might be accomplices now, but I still don't like your attitude.

Yuuma

I'm gonna get what I want no matter who gets in my way!

Saki

Well, this isn't going well...

Yachie

It's all that sage's fault. We need to do something─

Dracuradar

Emergency alert! I repeat. Emergency alert─

Youmu

What happened?!

Flandre?

Hey, everyone! What are you all up to?!

Sakuya

Y-Young mistress?!

Youmu

What are you doing here, Miss Flandre?!

Sakuya

It can't be...!

Sakuya

What in the world is that...?

Remilia

It's called the Dracuradar. It's a radar I imbued with my scarlet mist.

Flandre

I added some, too!

Remilia

It's a pocket-sized device that contains an avatar of me... and also Flan, I guess. This way, we can accompany you.

Dracuradar

Gah! I told you not to do that!

Sakuya

I can't believe the young mistress is here...

Flandre (Avatar)

Wait... Is that who I think it is?

Flandre (Avatar)

You're Yuuma, right?! Let's play!

Yuuma

Whoa, where did you come from?

Yuuma

All right, I'll play with you. But only if that sage joins in!

Okina

Wait a minute!

Okina

Listen, Flandre. I understand that a battle with the three of us would be a lot of fun.

Okina

But wouldn't you rather see what's stronger, your destruction or her power to regenerate?

Okina

I think you and Yuuma should battle without me.

Okina

Go on... fight to your heart's content!

Youmu & Sakuya

(Yep, she's planning her escape...)

Flandre (Avatar)

Oh, that makes sense! Wow, Okina, I didn't know you were so smart!

Flandre (Avatar)

OK, Yuuma, let's do this─

Flandre (Avatar)

Huh... where did she go?!

Chen

Um, she's with the other Animal Realm guys...

Ran

The head of the Kiketsu Family took her outside just a moment ago. They're having a meeting or something.

Okina

Wh-What?!

Flandre (Avatar)

Okina... you know what that means, don't you?

Okina

Sorry, but could you please take over?

Sakuya

Fine...

Youmu & Sakuya

Let's do this together!

Okina

Why me?!

Yukari

You reap what you sow.

Flandre (Avatar)

I don't care who joins in! I just wanna plaaaaaay!

Flandre (Avatar)

Playing outside is so much fun! OK, bye now!

Youmu

Th-That worked out well...

Sakuya

Agreed. Wow, it's already morning.

Good job, everyone!

Wasn't there a surprise for collecting all five chests?

Yukari

There is. We ran into some trouble but we have it ready.

Hecatia

Here's your present from everyone in Gensokyo!

Youmu & Sakuya

Wh-What's this...?!

Youmu

I can see something on the screen... What is this?

Yukari

Hehe, the other me must've mentioned it. It's a surprise for PLAYER.

Yukari

I thought I'd give you a little present for always being such a good kid.

Yukari

There's a special surprise waiting for you inside.

Yukari

The entire virtual world was created especially for you.

Yukari

Have fun in there. Bye for now.

I was wondering what the surprise could be...

It looks like she was talking about this video!

Hecatia

OK, I'm gonna hit play!

Remilia

Um... Is it recording, Patchy?

Patchouli

Yes, it's working fine.

Meiling

Remember, milady, you're speaking for all of us!

Koakuma

Read out the letters we wrote too!

Remilia

You wrote letters? That's so childish...

Remilia

OK, fine, I'll read them out.

Remilia

"Thank you for always playing with me! I know I can't destroy you, so I've got lots of other games we can play!"

Remilia

"I'll have to wear sunscreen and use a parasol, but please keep taking me to all sorts of places!"

Remilia

"─Flandre Scarlet."

Remilia

"Sometimes noisy visitors show up at my library uninvited. Thank you for always keeping them in check."

Remilia

"You can always come to me if you're interested in magic books or alchemy. ─Patchouli Knowledge."

Remilia

"Talking to you is always fun. You inspire me to be the best gatekeeper I can be!"

Remilia

"I'll teach you some classic martial arts moves when I next see you. Don't worry, it's easy! ─Hong Meiling."

Remilia

As for the message from Sakuya─

Remilia

I'm going to skip it. She's right there with you, so she can give you the message herself.

Remilia

And last but not least is my message for you.

Remilia

You set the wheels of fate in motion when you arrived in Gensokyo. It has affected both major and minor things.

Remilia

Hehe, with you around, there's never a dull moment. I hope you continue to provide us with tons of fun.

Flandre

No fair, Remilia! I wanna be in the video too!

Remilia

C-Calm down, Flan!

Wow, I didn't expect that...!

But what did she mean by Sakuya is here with me?

Sakuya

Some of us aren't NPCs. As in, we're the real us.

Youmu

We tried to act like we were, but we got too caught up in the treasure hunt.

???

We sure did, huh?

Reimu

I thought we gave it away back there.

Marisa

Do we even know where the school dormitory is?

Reimu

Uh-oh... We should've asked Suika for directions.

Reimu & Marisa

(Oops! We're supposed to be students here!)

Yukari

Well, she didn't find out about the surprise, so it's all good.

Hecatia

Onto the next message!

Cirno

Um, so, this letter is from Sunny and this one is from Wriggle...

Daiyousei

You can do it, Cirno!

Cirno

Ugh! I'm not gonna read all these letters!

Fairies

Huh?!

Cirno

Are you listening, PLAYER? I'm the STRONGEST, so I'll speak for everyone here!

Cirno

We always have fun playing with you! The end!

Lily White

That was too short!

Luna Child

Yeah, we all wrote proper letters. You've got to read them out.

Star Sapphire

I agree! I even wrote that I'd cook for her.

Sunny Milk

And I asked her to play pranks with me!

Wriggle

Everyone's just saying what they wrote down.

Mystia

Nothing wrong with that! PLAYER, do come try some of my grilled lamprey!

Rumia

I want some grilled lamprey, too!

Eternity Larva

Me too! I'm hungry after all the pranks we played!

Clownpiece

Let's take a snack break!

Cirno

That's not fair! I'm gonna eat first!

Aya

Hello from the pure and righteous Aya Shameimaru!

Aya

I'm going to beat 'em to it... I mean, I'm going to read out Hatate and Momiji's messages for them!

Aya

Hatate wants to thank you for always helping out with her interviews! She's become less of a recluse, thanks to you.

Aya

Momiji wants to play more shogi with you or something. So I guess you should give her a game if she asks.

Aya

And don't forget to keep reading the Bunbunmaru Newspaper!

Nitori

I said I'm going to do it!

Takane

No, a kappa can't be trusted with something like this!

Sannyo

Geez, can you guys calm down?

Hina

Fighting's not going to do any good. Isn't there a better way to decide this?

Nemuno

Ya gotta eat together at times like these! A delish meal together makes everythin' better.

Minoriko

That's a great idea! Shizuha, let's go gather ingredients!

Shizuha

Yeah! There's plenty of delicious things growing on the mountain!

Letty

As you heard, everyone here is doing good. You should visit some time. Everyone would love to hang out with you.

Sanae

I-I MADE IT!

Sanae

Wait, don't tell me the surprise event is over already!

Sakuya

No, it's just started.

Youmu

You scared me running in like that.

Sanae

Sorry about that!

Reimu

So, what's your message for PLAYER?

Sanae

Oh, right! I almost forgot!

Sanae

I have letters from Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako. I'll read them out for you!

Sanae

"I've learned a lot by helping you. It's the same with learning from new technology or a new business."

Sanae

"Of course, that's not all you've done for me. I will continue to watch over you. ─Kanako Yasaka."

Marisa

Was she trying to do an impression of Kanako?

Reimu

No way, it sounded nothing like her. Kanako sounds way more dignified.

Sanae

Aw, man...

Sanae

Anyway, on to Lady Suwako's message!

Sanae

"Thanks for always visiting Moriya Shrine. It makes Sanae REALLY happy!"

Sanae

"I'm excited for all the festivals, events, and uproars to come! ─Suwako Moriya."

Youmu

That was supposed to be an impression of Miss Suwako, right?

Sakuya

Really? It sounded more like that ice fairy to me.

Sanae

For real...?

Sanae

Ah, I forgot to give you my message!

Sanae

Talking to you and going on adventures together always puts a smile on my face!

Sanae

Let's stay friends forever.

Of course!

Reimu

OK, now it's my turn.

Reimu

Ever since you came along, Hakurei Shrine has been full of life, and that means the world to me.

Reimu

I just wanted to say thanks! OK, you're up next, Marisa!

Marisa

Don't put it on me just 'cause you're embarrassed.

Marisa

Well, I agree that being with you is never boring! I'm excited to see what else is gonna happen with you around.

Marisa

Just remember we're pro incident resolvers, so come to us whenever anything's bothering you.

Sakuya

Hehe, I'm sure you'll get help from everyone if you ever need it.

Youmu

Yes, you can rely on us!

Thanks, you guys!

Yukari

Let's proceed to the next recording. I'm excited to see who's next.

Yuuka

Hello, PLAYER and friends.

Yuuka

Alice and Medicine were with me just a second ago. I'll give you their messages, too.

Yuuka

Since these are special messages, I'll present them to you in the form of flowers.

Yuuka

Medicine's is an edelweiss. She's slowly growing into a strong person, thanks to you. Please continue spending time with her.

Yuuka

Alice's message is probably best represented by a Dalmatian bellflower. You can think of it as her genuine feelings for you.

Yuuka

And for mine... I think I'll choose a strawflower. It symbolizes what I felt when I first met you.

Yuuka

I'll be watching over you to see you blossom in full glory.

Aunn

Oh, no, Miss Reimu! Miss Misumaru is using the Yin-Yang Orbs as decorations for the party!

Aunn

Wait... I forgot this is supposed to be a video to thank Miss PLAYER─

Misumaru

Let's put up an extra-large Yin-Yang Orb here!

Aunn

P-Please stop, Miss Misumaru!

Aunn

*sob* This is such a disaster of a video!

Aunn

I'll thank you in person when you get back to the shrine!

Marisa

That wasn't live, was it?

Reimu

I don't remember a party like that happening recently...

Sanae

So it WAS live...

Sanae, Reimu & Marisa

...

Reimu

Sorry, PLAYER, but we gotta go!

Marisa

Come join us for the party at the shrine when you get back!

Sanae

It's going to be fun!

OK, see you guys later!

Keine

They're not here either. Where could they have gone?!

Youmu

M-Miss Keine?! Um, what's wrong?

Keine

I can't find Mokou or Kaguya anywhere. I don't know if they're still treasure hunting or if they've gone back... Tch.

Keine

Anyway, now that I'm here, I might as well give you their messages. Let me start with Mokou's...

Keine

"Sorry I haven't been able to spend much time with you. You can always come visit me at the Bamboo Forest of the Lost."

Keine

And Kaguya's message...

Keine

"Thanks for working so hard on the treasure hunt. If you manage to complete it, I'll let you keep the treasure."

Sakuya

But the people of Eientei and Sagume said we need to return it...

Keine

I don't know about that, but I think they might've planned to give it away to begin with.

Keine

OK, now it's my turn to thank PLAYER for everything she's been doing for us.

Keine

I'm impressed by how diligent you are despite being just a child. Your hard work and knowledge will pay off someday.

Keine

Come to the school if you ever want to learn about history. I like having students worth teaching.

Thank you! I'll make sure I visit!

Hecatia

We've got many more messages lined up! I'm gonna play the next one!

Eirin

Kaguya is busy preparing for the Lunar Capital Expo, so we'll take care of this for her.

Sagume

[I must say, I never expected Lunar technology to be used in this way. But I'm glad it helped with the present.]

Doremy

I got to see something quite interesting today. It was totally worth tagging along with you.

Seiran

Hey, Ringo! Do you know if there'll be a Lunar armored tank on display?

Ringo

Probably not. Just focus on not dropping that.

Eirin

OK, then, I'll ask everyone who's free to come record their messages for PLAYER─

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Stop that, Tewi! This isn't the time for pranks!

Tewi

Nuh-uh! This is exactly the time for pranks!

Reisen

Whoa, is that bamboo falling from the ceiling?!

Kaguya

My, my. What's all this commotion about?

Doremy

Shouldn't we go help them...?

Eirin

Th-They'll be fine.

Seiran

Huh, where did all this bamboo come from...? *trip*

Yorihime

My goodness, who's responsible for this?!

Toyohime

Oh, no.

Toyohime

Seiran was carrying the Ultra Micro Planck Bomb 2.0!

Eirin, Sagume & Doremy

Huh...?

Hecatia

L-Let's pretend we didn't see that.

Junko

Good idea. We'll continue with our own messages for PLAYER.

Junko

You never fail to hold my interest. You're still very young, so things might be difficult, but we're always here for you.

Hecatia

Yeah, I'm the goddess of Hell, and even I'm rooting for ya! We're, like, always gonna be watching over you!

Youmu

...She definitely did not want us to watch that clip.

Sakuya

It looked like there were more messages on that video. Let's keep watching it.

Miyoi

Hello! It's me, Miyoi from Geidontei! Let me give you everyone's messages!

Miyoi

First one's from Miss Wakasagihime, Miss Kagerou, and Miss Sekibanki!

Miyoi

They said hanging out with you is a lot of fun!

Miyoi

They're often at the Human Village, so feel free to go over and say hello!

Miyoi

The next message is from Miss Mike! She's very impressed by the way you always run errands for Miss Reimu!

Miyoi

She said she'll give you a good deal the next time she sees you...

Miyoi

Next one's from Miss Kogasa! She was really happy about all the compliments she got from you on her blacksmithing.

Miyoi

She'd be even happier if she could scare you, though. Maybe you should go on a test of courage with her.

Miyoi

I also have a message from Miss Mamizou! She was praising you for never giving up even though it's not easy for you!

Miyoi

And all of them asked me to tell you that they're always there for you!

Miyoi

Also, just so you know, I feel the same way. And I'm pretty sure Miss Kosuzu and Miss Akyuu do too.

Miyoi

By the way, we have this really delicious new dish. You've got to come try it!

Byakuren

I never thought it would be possible to send words of thanks like this. It's almost like magic.

Byakuren

I'll be giving you messages from everyone at Myouren Temple.

Byakuren

First, let's talk about all the good deeds you've done.

Kyouko

GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOORNING!

Minamitsu

P-Please keep it down, Miss Kyouko!

Ichirin

Master is recording something right now! You're going to ruin it!

Kyouko

Oh, I didn't know! S-Sorry, Lady Hijiri!

Shou

Nice timing, Nazrin!

Nazrin

Don't tell me you've lost it again...

Shou

Yes, I can't find my Jeweled Pagoda!

Nazrin

*sigh* Fine, I'll try to dowse for it.

Joon

Shion, I understand that vegetarian food isn't satisfying, but you don't have to eat grass to fill yourself up!

Shion

But it makes for a good salad. C'mon, let's pick some for lunch!

Byakuren

Hehe, sorry about the chaos. We'll continue this the next time you're here.

Byakuren

You should also join us when she visits─

Byakuren

─Nue.

Nue

O-Of course...!

Nue

Um... Can't wait to see you, PLAYER!

Miko

I wanted to commend you for all the things you've done for us, but unfortunately, I need to go give a sermon soon.

Miko

I'll keep it short this time, but we can pick this up later. You should come over, and we can talk while we enjoy some daigo.

Miko

"Let's control ourselves and not be resentful in disagreement, for all have hearts and each heart has its own leanings."

Miko

I'm sure you've felt resentment. But you never let that affect your relations with everyone.

Miko

That's not something everyone can do. It just goes to show how pure-hearted you are.

Miko

That means─

Yoshika

SEIGAAAAAA, what's a sermon?

Futo

Quit being so loud, Yoshika! Thou art disturbing Lady Taishi!

Tojiko

And now so are you, Futo.

Seiga

Come on, Yoshika. It's been a while since we last opened up Old Desire. Let's go set everything up.

Yoshika

Yeah! That sounds fun!

Miko

So, as I was saying... Actually, I've run out of time, so let me just tell you this one thing.

Miko

Cherish harmony, for it is the greatest of virtues. I know you already do, but just keep that in mind.

Miko

Time for me to go now.

Youmu

Everyone's as chaotic as ever.

Sakuya

The Scarlet Devil Mansion was like the odd one out. But, well, even Lady Remilia had a little trouble toward the end...

Junko

It's fun to watch, though. And things on our end are no different, you know?

Look, it's Kosuzu and Akyuu!

Nice to see you again!

Akyuu

It's morning already, so I guess it's been a whole day since we last saw each other.

Kosuzu

The treasure hunt stretched on longer than I expected. I'm amazed at how much stamina some people have.

Akyuu

Compared to us, yeah.

Akyuu

Anyway, we've got letters from everyone who hasn't made it here yet.

Kosuzu

We'll read them out for you!

Kosuzu

"I'm going to skip on the greetings. I've been watching you from afar. You did really well in this event."

Kosuzu

"I hope you had fun making new memories. Let's catch up over a cup of tea soon. ─Kasen Ibaraki"

Akyuu

"I hope you enjoyed the event. I'd like to say I did, but I'm kinda in trouble right now."

Akyuu

"I was taking things easy as I'm not a part of any club, but the president of the Moral Order Club won't leave me alo─"

Akyuu

...The letter ends there. That one was from Suika.

Youmu

It sounded more like a note she scribbled in a hurry...

Sakuya

At least now we know why neither of them could make it here.

Kosuzu

Ahaha... OK, now allow us to thank you.

Akyuu

I'm sure you've got many messages today, so we decided to give you a book instead.

Kosuzu

You can enjoy reading it in your own time once you get back! Suzunaan has tons more great books, too, if you're interested!

Thanks! I can't wait to read it!

Yukari

How nice. Physical presents always make for good keepsakes.

Yukari

Let's continue watching the messages.

Sakuya

Let's continue watching the messages.

Youmu

I wonder who's next.

Iku

Hello, I'm here to speak on behalf of the Eldest Daughter.

Iku

Thank you for always entertaining her. She was telling me about how much she enjoys being around you.

Iku

And I feel the same way. Time flies when I'm with you.

Iku

If you ever get lost again, I'll safely take you back to Hakurei Shrine.

Tenshi

Heeeeeey, Iku! Look what I found!

Iku

C-Coming!

Iku

I have to go now, but please continue spending time with the Eldest Daughter.

Shinmyoumaru

Seeeeeeeeeeeeija! You gotta be in this video with me!

Seija

I've got "nothing" to thank PLAYER for, so you can record the video by yourself! Bye now!

Shinmyoumaru

Geez, Seija. Can't you be honest for once? I know you like her.

Shinmyoumaru

I know! I'll bring Seija with me the next time I visit! Although, if I get in her pocket, I suppose it'll be her bringing me.

Shinmyoumaru

It'll be fun! Let's talk once you get back!

Koishi

Satoooooooooriiii! I wanna be in the video, too!

Satori

Didn't we decide I'd be representing the Palace of the Earth Spirits? It's a short video, so please bear with it.

Koishi

Hmph, fine... I'll go play with Okuu and Orin instead!

Utsuho

Um... OK, but shouldn't we go somewhere else?!

Rin

Like in the garden or something... Meow?!

Satori

Sorry about that... But I'm sure you're used to the chaos by now.

Satori

I'm not used to expressing myself without reading minds first.

Satori

But I have to let you know that we're all really grateful to be able to spend time with you.

Satori

Thank you...

Satori

I understand that it might not be easy for you to come here often, but when you do, I'll make sure you're taken care of.

Yuugi

Those sages sure like to make weird things. I remember the shrine maiden once brought a talking orb thing.

Parsee

Why do you get to speak for all of us... I'm so jealous!

Kisume

C-Calm down, Miss Parsee!

Yamame

You're not so calm either, Kisume. Maybe put down those bones.

Yuugi

Well, things are pretty lively here.

Yuugi

Former Hell's got a few good places like the hot spring resort, but I wouldn't say it's safe for you to visit.

Yuugi

We can always come to you, though. Let's hang out then!

Kokoro

Is it on?!

Kokoro

We were just practicing for our next concert. We'll reserve the best seat for you, so do come along!

Kokoro

I'll read out messages from the other band members, too!

Lyrica

Let's practice once more!

Merlin

Yeah, I wanna play our new song for PLAYER!

Lunasa

OK then, we'll practice till we're perfect!

Raiko

Are you guys ready?

Mai & Satono

We're all set!

Tsukumo Sisters

Same here!

Kokoro

Th-This is so sad. I read all the messages, but it looks like you won't be able to hear any of it over all that chatter and music.

Kokoro

I might as well sing along with them!

Komachi

Hah! I bet you were expecting Lady Eiki to read out our messages! Well, she was supposed to, but...

Komachi

Something came up and she had to go. That's why I'm here instead. Even a Yama can't be in two places at once.

Komachi

OK, so let me give you an update on how things are at the Sanzu River―not that anything has really changed.

Komachi

Urumi loves to fish, as usual. Prehistoric fish are her favorite. Eika's been winning stone-stacking contests back to back.

Komachi

Narumi and Kutaka have also been visiting often. I think that's all thanks to you.

Komachi

You should keep building bonds between people like that 'cause even a shinigami's scythe can't cut through them.

Komachi

I better get back to work before I get scolded again. Sorry, but it's not your time yet, so I can't take you along on my boat.

Komachi

I'm looking forward to wasting more time... I mean, spending more time with you!

Chimata

I hope you're doing well, PLAYER. I'm currently making preparations for a new market!

Chimata

You've given me a lot to think about as the god of markets.

Chimata

Maybe it's a bit strange for a god to learn new things, but I've been researching what kinds of markets people love.

Chimata

I'm sure you're going to love the one I'm planning right now!

Chimata

You have to come visit when it's done─

Chimata

AAAAAH?!

Momoyo

Uh... did Chimata just fall down the hole I was digging?

Megumu

Gosh, Momoyo! She was in the middle of something important. Get her out already!

Tsukasa

Hehe, Miss Chimata can be so careless sometimes.

Chimata

Argh, I've run out of time and I haven't even spoken about any of you yet─

Keiki

Hm, Mayumi isn't back yet. I guess I'll speak on her behalf as well.

Keiki

I remember how excited Mayumi was when she was telling me all about her adventures with you.

Keiki

She's usually not the kind to show emotion, but she lit up like a little child when she was talking about you.

Keiki

You've also given me a lot of inspiration for creating new idols.

Keiki

Maybe I should turn you into an idol next─

Mayumi

Lady Keiki, I'm back!

Keiki

It looks like she's back. I better go.

Yuuma

Heh heh heh... I bet you didn't expect me to show up.

Yuuma

The others are off having a friendly fight somewhere, so I decided to step in.

Yuuma

I plan on sticking around, so you better be ready to entertain me.

Yuuma

You're quite an interesting kid. Those two have taken an interest in you too, but I'm gonna be the first to─

Yuuma

Oops, I see them coming. I better go before they get here.

Yuuma

See ya, little girl.

Hecatia

OK, the super-long video is finally over! Did you enjoy it, PLAYER?

Yeah, I loved it!

Ran

That's great. Lady Yukari put in a lot of effort to get that made.

Chen

Yay! The surprise was a hit!

Ran

I guess it's our turn to show our appreciation.

Ran

Being Lady Yukari's shikigami, it's our job to watch over you, but you mean much more to us.

Chen

I have a lot of fun hanging out with you, and I want to keep you safe!

Chen & Ran

(She's like... family!)

Ran

A-Anyway, I hope we can continue spending time with you!

Okina

Wow, I'd never expect to hear that coming from a shikigami. How very interesting.

Okina

OK, my turn.

Okina

You've made a lot of friends by now, but I'm sure you must've felt very alone when you first came to Gensokyo.

Okina

Everyone has their own thoughts and reasons for being your friend, your guardian, or simply taking an interest in you.

Okina

But just remember one thing―

Okina

You've managed to form an irreplaceable bond with each and every one of them. You should be proud of that.

Okina

You've fought hard.

Thank you, Miss Okina...

I'll keep doing what I do!

Hecatia

Oops, it looks like the video wasn't over.

Yukari

I was about to point that out.

Yukari

You can resume it now.

Yukari

There's one last clip─

Yuyuko

Is it recording...?

Yukari

Wait a second, let me adjust the camera.

Yukari

OK, we're on now.

Yuyuko

Thank you, Yukari. I'll go first.

Yuyuko

Youmu is probably with you right now. Thank you for always keeping her company.

Yuyuko

Being with you is really doing her a lot of good. I also treasure the days we spend together.

Yuyuko

Sorry if I sound like an old lady right now.

Yuyuko

I just mean to say that being around you is a lot of fun. Hehe, thank you, PLAYER.

Yukari

OK, I'm next.

Yukari

How did you like my little surprise?

Yukari

You've formed a lot of connections. The memories and bonds you've made will help you when you need it most.

Yukari

You're not alone. You'll always have people watching over you.

Yukari

Let's continue this journey together.

Youmu

Lady Yuyuko...

Sakuya

I knew this event was for PLAYER, but I didn't expect it to be so heartwarming.

Sakuya

Before we go back, we've got something to say to you as well.

Youmu

That's right!

Youmu

Miss PLAYER, I really enjoyed going on this treasure hunt with you!

Youmu

I always enjoy my time with you...

Youmu

Lady Yuyuko was right. Being around you has taught me a lot. I feel like I'm a better person for having met you.

Youmu

Thank you for everything!

Sakuya

Everyone at the Scarlet Devil Mansion has full confidence in you. Of course, that includes me too.

Sakuya

That's why I've worked with you several times, and I've even trusted you with milady and the young mistress.

Sakuya

It's admirable, but you don't always need to push yourself and try to live up to everyone's expectations.

Sakuya

Your kindness, hard work, and affection for everyone are worth more than even the most premium of teas.

Sakuya

Stay the way you are.

Yukari

I guess that was the last of the messages.

Yukari

This marks the end of Remilienteering. Congratulations.

Yukari

But this isn't the end of your journey. A much more grim adventure awaits.

Yukari

Just remember you've got friends you can rely on.

─At Hakurei Shrine after everyone got out of the tiny swap box. Party preparations were in full swing...

Youmu

We're back! Good job on the preparations!

Sakuya

It looks like Reimu and Marisa succeeded in stopping Misumaru from making a mess...

Youmu

Whoa, why is there a Yin-Yang Orb over there?!

Sakuya

I think we should head back now. PLAYER, you should rest up before the party.

OK! I'll see you guys later!

Yukari

Welcome back, PLAYER. Did you like the treasure─I mean the surprise?

Yes, I loved it!

The real treasure is all the friends I've made!

Yukari

Hehe, I'm glad to hear it.

Rinnosuke

Maybe I should go to the party, or Reimu and the sage will come nagging again...

Rinnosuke

But I must say, I'm amazed at the grand event they managed to pull off in the tiny swap box.

Rinnosuke

Only those girls could think of doing something that proves no treasure is more valuable than memories made with friends.

Rinnosuke

They sure hit the nail on the head with that one.

Sakuya

I can't believe we had to come back to Remilienteering...

Youmu

I wouldn't have dreamt of something like that happening after we gave Miss PLAYER the surprise...

Kasen

No point whining about it now. Let's just search the area─

???

Anything over there?!

Sakuya

Nope, it's not here.

Keine

Judging by the looks on your faces, I'm guessing you guys had no luck either.

Mokou

I just hope it hasn't left the campus. But where could it be?

Kaguya

I'm amazed at how fast it runs. That sage and the goddess really know how to make things.

Eirin

This isn't the time to praise their handiwork. Our party was ruined because of this, you know?

Sanae

Um... Am I the only one who saw that weird box run past us?

Marisa

Nah, I saw it too. I kinda wish I hadn't, though.

Reimu

Yeah, same here... I really hope it's not─

Seiran & Ringo

Did you guys just see a running treasure chest?!

Reimu, Marisa & Sanae

Not again!

Reisen

That was the treasure chest from inside the tiny swap box, wasn't it? How did it get out into the real world?

Youmu

Come to think of it, you and Miss Eirin didn't go in last time, did you?

Eirin

That's right. Kaguya was supposed to stay out, too. We'd planned to only send messages.

Kaguya

It looked like so much fun. I just couldn't resist.

Mokou

But, seriously... how did that treasure chest get out?

Something like this has happened before...

Maybe the Beasty Box got out the same way?

Sakuya

The Quadrupedal Beast Chest, you mean.

Youmu

You're really obsessed with that name, aren't you?

Eirin

Could Yukari Yakumo be behind this?

Youmu

Hm, her and Miss Hecatia are the ones who made the chest.

Keine

Maybe they made more than one.

Kasen

Now that I think about it, Yukari's the one who told us where to find the chest. Maybe the event isn't over yet.

Yukari

It hurts to hear you all so suspicious of me.

Mokou

Whoa, when did you get here?!

Yukari

Let me just make it clear that I've got nothing to do with this.

Yukari

Hecatia and I made that treasure chest as a part of the surprise for PLAYER.

Yukari

Why would I ruin the party when I've already achieved what I set out to do?

Youmu

That's true... But are you the real Miss Yukari? That get-up makes you look like the in-game Miss Yukari.

Yukari

Of course, I'm the real Yukari Yakumo.

Yukari

I just wanted to match your outfits.

Yukari

Why should only you get to wear uniforms?!

Mokou

OK, OK, we get it! I guess we can trust her.

Yes, I think she's real...

And I doubt she's lying!

Yukari

Hehe, thanks, PLAYER. I appreciate your trusting nature.

Kasen

And then you wonder why we think you're shady... Anyway, let's go after that treasure chest.

Youmu

Yes, I want to go back to the party ASAP!

Reisen

Did you see that?!

Sakuya

Come on, let's follow it!

Eirin

Kaguya, can I have a word with you?

Kaguya

What is it?

Eirin

It's about my outfit...

Eirin

I don't mind helping with the treasure chest situation, but do I really have to wear this?

Kaguya

We all changed before coming here. Even that gap youkai has a uniform on.

Kaguya

Don't you want to fit in with everyone? You look like the perfect school nurse!

Kaguya

Come on, let's go before we get left behind!

Eirin

The surprise is over... but the event isn't over yet, huh?

Reisen

Look, it's at the end of the hallway!

Reisen

I see it!

Youmu

Let's get it before it disappears again!

Keine

No, wait. That treasure chest has senses as sharp as a real beast.

Keine

One careless move and it'll run.

Eirin

And once it starts running... there's no catching it, right?

Keine

Exactly. That's why we need to come up with a plan before it notices us.

Sakuya

That thing's pretty durable. Even Marisa's Master Spark didn't leave a scratch.

Mokou

That means we can't use bullets to stop it.

Kasen

Maybe setting up a trap would help, but we don't have anything we can use.

Reisen

I bet Tewi's prankster mind would've come up with something, but I can't think of anything...

Kaguya

Why don't we do it the old-fashioned way, then? We'll split up into teams and attack it from both sides!

Yukari

It's like we're literally hunting down a beast. It might actually work.

Sakuya

What are we waiting for? We can decide who goes with who like this...

Sakuya

Rock, paper, scissors... SHOOT!

Youmu

OK, so we finally have two teams...

Keine

I can't believe we used rock, paper, scissors for this...

Mokou

What's done is done. Let's focus on getting our timing right.

Yukari

I wonder if this will work.

I hope Miss Sakuya and the others are OK.

Let's make sure we get it this time!

Everyone

Steady...

Everyone

Steady...

Everyone

NOW!

Kasen

Got it!

Kaguya

Is that what it always looked like...?

Youmu

Huh?

Youmu & Sakuya

This isn't a chest... it's a teacup!

Mokou

What's going on? I thought we had it!

Eirin

I didn't see it get away.

Everyone

There's more of them!

Sakuya

I knew there wasn't just one!

Youmu

Let's get them all!

Mokou

Whoa, why did it turn into a teapot all of a sudden?!

Reisen

This doesn't feel right, but I'm going to get it this time!

Reisen

Huh, isn't that a vase?! I was so sure I caught the chest, though!

Eirin

I'm confused.

Yukari

Don't look at me! I haven't done anything. We created only one of those chests.

Hm, but someone must've made them...

Including the one we saw at Hakurei Shrine.

Kaguya

How very interesting!

Youmu

Th-There's nothing interesting about any of this!

Youmu

We still don't have the chest! And to top it off, we now have a teacup and a teapot dashing around, too!

Youmu

A-Are they ghosts...?

Yukari

Hm, I see. These things running around with the treasure chests have got to be...

Yukari

...Tsukumogami.

Reisen

So that's why their wavelengths felt weird...

Keine

But what are tsukumogami doing here?

Sakuya

No clue. But they're being a nuisance now.

Youmu

And if they aren't ghosts...

Youmu & Sakuya

Then we can slice them down!

Mokou

Phew. Was that all of them?

Sakuya

All of the tsukumogami, yes. But...

Youmu

The real treasure chest is still nowhere to be seen.

Kasen

It's probably running around somewhere.

Keine

Do you hear that? It sounds like the chest's footsteps...

Yukari

It has to be. Come on, let's follow the sound.

Dracuradar

Why is no one using me...?

Reisen

This is where the sound led us, but...

Everyone

What's going on here?!

Mokou

This is getting out of control...

Kaguya

Let's just try to catch them all!

Eirin

Kaguya... you're enjoying this, aren't you?

Keine

Got it! This has to be the one...

Keine

Or not.

Kasen

Did something break just now...?

Youmu

Um... I think Miss Keine just headbutted the crockery tsukumogami.

Kasen

Huh...?

Sakuya

There are too many of them. It'll take ages to check every single one. We need to find a better way.

Dracuradar

Heh heh heh! It is my time to shine!

Yukari

This is going to be tough. I don't even have my shikigami. If only we could identify the real one.

Dracuradar

That is exactly what I am here for! Navigation mode activated!

Sakuya

*sigh* I guess we're stuck with examining every single one of those treasure chests ourselves...

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

*sob* *sniff*

Um, I have an idea...

Why don't we ask Dracuradar?!

Youmu

I completely forgot about that thing. Let's see what it has to say.

Kasen

We need help!

Reisen

The princess has been checking chest after chest...

Youmu

The place is filled with all sorts of tsukumogami! Crockery, brooms, buckets, you name it! There's even a chest with legs!

Sakuya

That's not ANY chest with legs. It's the Quadrupedal Beast Chest.

Yukari

Are you seriously calling it that? Surely the other me told you how lame it sounds.

Nue

That went well!

Mamizou

We had to spice things up to make the party fun for PLAYER!

Nue

It's pretty fun for us, too!

Mamizou

We make the perfect team. Disguising the tsukumogami as treasure chests was a cinch using our abilities!

Nue

Everyone was so shocked to see all the treasure chests running around! It's complete chaos!

Mamizou

That's how a party should be!

Youmu

Ugh, another tsukumogami!

Sakuya

Maybe throwing the Dracuradar at them would be more effective than my knives...

Dracuradar

EEEEK!

Nue

Aren't they being a bit mean to the tsukumogami?

Mamizou

It's OK, I'll treat them to some dango in the village later.

Sakuya

All right... let's get Dracuradar to show us the location of the real treasure chest.

Reisen

It's such a strange little gadget. Is it... alive?

Mokou

Apparently, it's imbued with the vampire sisters' cells or mist or something. I wonder how it works, though.

Keine

We can worry about that later.

Eirin

Yes, we really need to get this situation under control.

Youmu

OK, let's ask it for help. Please take us to the treasure, Miss Dracuradar!

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

Hmph.

Yukari

It looks like the radar is upset about something.

Kaguya

Maybe because you all forgot about it.

Kasen

Not to mention, you tried to throw it at a tsukumogami.

We've been ignoring it the whole time...

Sorry, Dracuradar!

Youmu & Sakuya

We're sorry...

Dracuradar

...!

Sakuya

I really feel bad about treating you so poorly, even though you've helped us so much.

Youmu

Me too. As an apology, I'd like to invite you to a tea party with Lady Yuyuko and the others once we get back.

Dracuradar

...

Dracuradar

I-I guess if you are that sorry... I could show you the way.

Youmu & Sakuya

...!

Youmu & Sakuya

Thank you.

Dracuradar

...Scan complete.

Dracuradar

The real treasure chest does not exist.

Dracuradar

But I do have a location.

Dracuradar

Commencing navigation to the schoolyard.

Keine

Huh, how do we have a location if it doesn't exist?

Kasen

No clue, but we'd better check it out. Come on!

Dracuradar

─Arrived at destination. Navigation mode deactivated.

Reisen

I don't see anything here...

Kaguya

How is this the destination? None of this makes any sense.

Dracuradar

Sakuya, Youmu, I think you know what this means.

Youmu

We sure do!

Yukari

Hehe, good to see you've made up. Now, can we put an end to this game?

Sakuya

We know you're hiding back there...

Youmu & Sakuya

Show yourselves!

Nue

Oops... Busted.

Mamizou

You guys are good!

Sakuya

Sorry to rain on your parade, but this game of hide and seek ends now.

Nue

I guess that's fair.

Mamizou

Let's have a round of bullet battling to celebrate!

Mamizou

The best parties are always loud and merry.

Sakuya

Hehe, those aren't the only things that make a party fun.

Youmu

But if you're looking for a blast, then that's exactly what you'll get!

Nue

Now you're talking! Let's do this!

Mamizou

OK, OK, we give up!

Nue

It was fun, though!

Kasen

They look genuinely happy even though they lost.

Youmu

And I don't think they meant any harm by creating all that chaos.

Sakuya

Can you tell us why you did it?

Mamizou

All right. But only because you showed us a good time with the battle.

Sakuya

─So it was all a prank, huh?

Nue

A running treasure chest is just too good not to use for a prank. The look of disbelief on everyone's faces was priceless.

Mamizou

Every party needs some entertainment!

Mamizou

It was all pretty spur-of-the-moment, but we did put in a lot of effort, you know?

Nue

The chest you guys saw at Hakurei Shrine was me. I used my ability to disguise myself.

Nue

Everything played out perfectly when you guys followed me into the tiny swap box!

Mamizou

And I disguised the tsukumogami as treasure chests using my ability.

Mamizou

Prank or not, it's always better to be well-prepared! It wouldn't have been so much fun if we messed it up.

Keine

The runaway treasure chest was a lie.

Reisen

This was such a waste of time...

Eirin

Come to think of it, weren't you the one who told us the chest vanished into the tiny swap box?

Yukari

I simply told you what I saw. I'm sure there are others who saw it too.

Mokou

That doesn't sound very convincing.

Kaguya

Well, I'm just glad I got to enjoy an extra game.

Kasen

Looks like we all agree Yukari is being super shady.

Youmu

I'm glad it was all a prank. I really didn't want to deal with that beast treasure chest again.

Sakuya

It was a pain to catch. We'd be in big trouble if it actually multiplied.

Reisen

Seiran and Ringo would've loved it. Gah, I don't even want to think about it.

Sakuya

Thankfully, it was just a prank. Now we can breathe a sigh of relief and get back to the party.

Yeah, let's do that!

Thanks, Nue, Miss Mamizou! I had fun!

Nue

Ahaha, we didn't expect you to be grateful for all this!

Mamizou

I'm glad you enjoyed it, PLAYER!

Youmu

Come on, let's head back. Dracuradar, you're coming with us!

Nue

Um, so I just realized something. Before I got inside the swap box...

Nue

I left all those things disguised as running treasure chests. Things might not be going so well in the real world...

Mamizou

Hm, now you mention it, I forgot to turn them back, too.

Mamizou & Nue

Oh, well!

Party Attendees

Waaaaaaaaaait!

Seiran

I'm telling you, Ringo, that's gotta be a Lunar armored tank!

Ringo

It so is not!

Marisa

Maybe there are magic items inside! I gotta grab 'em!

Sanae

Now's not the time for that, Marisa!

Reimu

I still don't get it...

Reimu

What on earth is going on here?!

Miyoi

The Hakurei Shrine party (and the hunt for the Quadrupedal Beast Chests) was far from over...

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