Code Name: Picara ~Five Tails~

A New Story Begins
In the Animal Realm, inside the tiny swap box. Time unknown─
???
Whoa, I can't believe the treasure's here! I would've never spotted it just by swinging from building to building.
???
I'm a local, so we have an advantage over them. We were always going to get here first.
???
You always come up with the best plans! And now─
Joon
This treasure belongs to us, the Joon Phantom Thieves!
Yamame
Huh, where did the treasure go?!
Joon
I thought we were in the clear for once... Ugh, they got us again!
Yachie
Those sneaky cats! Or should I say...
Yachie
─Five Tails, the new phantom thief gang!
Formula Picara
Hehe, your plans may be great, but I'm Formula Picara! I'm a pro at analysis and break-ins!
Fortune Picara
Yeah, she's the leader for a reason! This is a walk in the park for her!
Fortune & Formula
See ya!
Joon
They got away! How are they so quick?!
Yamame
It looks like the rumors were true. They really are cats!
Yachie
Pull yourself together! We gotta go after them!
Formula Picara
We did it once again! Now we can eat all the expensive cat food we want!
Fortune Picara
It's all thanks to my incredible intel-gathering skills!
Fortune Picara
You can always count on me─Fortune Picara─to sniff out those big treasures!
???
Did you really think it'd be that easy?
Fortune Picara
Wh-What's she doing here?!
Fortune & Formula
A-A snipurrrr?!
Nue
"Sniper," you mean. But anyway─
Nue
This game of cat and mouse ends here. You're gonna stay right there until Joon and the others arrive.
Joon
Nice, Nue! I knew I did the right thing by asking you to wait here!
Yachie
Stop taking all the credit. That was my idea.
Yamame
You're not getting away this time!
Formula Picara
Oh, no! We're doomed!
Formula Picara
...Is that the reaction you wanted from us? Well, too bad!
Nue
You're pretty calm... What do you have up your sleeve?
Fortune Picara
Do you know why we're called the Five Tails?
Joon
No, I don't. It's hardly like that matters now.
Yachie
(Maybe their name comes from how many tails they have...)
Yachie
(But the two of them together have only three tails...)
Yachie
It can't be!
Yamame
What's wrong, Yachie?
Shion
Joon, we have a problem! You won't believe what I just saw!
Joon
Wh-What did you see, Shion?
Yamame
I-Is that a car charging our way?!
???
Sorry, I'm late!
Yachie
Gah, they blindsided us!
Yachie
Their name suggests they should have five tails. But Formula and Fortune only have three between them.
Yachie
That means they're not a phantom thief duo... they're a phantom thief trio!
???
You're a smart one. No wonder you're the adviser of your gang. Yes, I'm the third member of the Five Tails! Call me─
Flame Picara
Flame Picara!
Flame Picara
That's enough talk for now. Hop in, Formula, Fortune!
Joon
No, wait!
Nue
Aaaand they're gone.
Shion
I was keeping a lookout for the police, but I didn't expect a third phantom thief to come flying out of nowhere!
Yamame
Yeah, that was unexpected. It's frustrating that we couldn't stop them, but they're not gonna get our treasure next time!
Yachie
Five Tails... We can't take them lightly. Maybe I should pack my missiles full of catnip just in case─
???
Hold it right there, Joon Phantom Thieves!
Saki
Return the treasure you stole!
Joon
Th-Those cats stole your treasure, not us!
Saki
Then you're gonna take me to them... on foot! Get ready to run like you've never run before!
Yachie
Ugh, she's such a musclehead! C'mon, everyone, we better get outta here!
Yukari
My, my. What an energetic bunch.
Yukari
Do you like these kind of stories?
Yukari
The kind with two groups of characters in separate locations where one group's actions immediately affect the other's.
Yukari
And the truth behind what's happening stays hidden from those involved.
Yukari
As if they were the front and back sides of the same card. A story that is also a puzzle.
Yukari
I bet you're wondering how someone can affect another person's actions without even interacting with them.
Yukari
But who says they can't?
Yukari
It doesn't matter because everyone's connected in some way. Or they will be at some point.
Yukari
That's just how things work.
Yukari
Let me show you one such story.
Yukari
A tale where the motives of all the people involved form a complex web of actions and reactions. Let's watch it unfold.
Yukari
And then I'll answer all your questions. It'll be more fun that way, don't you agree?
Yukari
Until then... Farewell!
Game On
A few days after the tiff between the two phantom thief gangs. Inside the tiny swap box with PLAYER─
Hecatia
We got a new upgrade, so it's gonna be, like, totally awesome!
(She must be talking about the tiny swap box.)
So what's new in here?
Hecatia
He he he... Let me tell you all about it...
Hecatia
─And that's why it's gonna be epic. Sorry if I gave you too many unnecessary details. I'll sum it up for you...
Hecatia
Basically, we're gonna have a treasure hunt. It's gonna be the Joon Phantom Thieves vs. the Five Tails and you.
Hecatia
Whoever finds the treasure first wins. It's simple, but it's gonna be loads of fun!
I'm gonna give it my best and win!
Choice Selected: "I'm gonna give it my best and win!"
Hecatia
That's the spirit, PLAYER!
Hecatia
Let me help you out! The thing about those cats is that...
Choice Selected: "But I've never met the Five Tails before!"
Hecatia
Don't worry, you'll be fine. You can do something like...
Main Branch
Hecatia
So? Do you wanna give it a try?
It's not like I have any better ideas! I'll give it a shot!
Maybe it'll actually work!
Hecatia
Good luck! I hope you pull it off!
Hecatia
We're gonna have to split up, but I'll keep you company for a bit.
Hecatia
You probably need some time to get psyched up, huh? In the meantime, I'll help you get rid of some of these pesky fairies.
Thanks, Miss Hecatia!
Hecatia
C'mon, let's go!
Hecatia
I think that's the last of the fairies, so without further ado...
Hecatia
Let the game begin!
The Five Tails
At the Five Tails' hideout as PLAYER and Hecatia start their journey─
Fortune Picara
Our last mission was a huge success! Orin's timing was just perfect!
Code Name: Fortune Picara. Real Name: Mike Goutokuji. A promising phantom thief, great at gathering intel on treasures.
She can either get intel on treasures or attract customers... so their hideout is gorgeously decorated with all their unsold loot!
Flame Picara
You guys did a good job outwitting the Joon Phantom Thieves. I was sweating bullets, hoping you weren't caught.
Code Name: Flame Picara. Real Name: Rin Kaenbyou. Acts as a reliable older sister to the rest of the gang.
She's got a wheelbarrow that can transform into a mini cat mobile!
Formula Picara
Don't worry, 'cause with my hacking and analysis skills, I can always find the best way to break in AND predict Orin's timing!
Code Name: Formula Picara. Real Name: Chen. The leader of the phantom thieves gang, the Five Tails.
The orb-like thing on the stick she carries does the analysis for her. It's an incredibly versatile tool!
Formula Picara
Hey, what's with that lame introduction?! You barely mentioned me!
Flame Picara
Our last mission was a success, but...
Five Tails
I'm so hungry...
Flame Picara
We gotta learn to save up.
Formula Picara
Yeah, but who doesn't want a treat after completing a job?
Formula Picara
What's the matter, Mike...?
Fortune Picara
I'm gonna step out and gather some treasure intel... and hopefully some food too!
Flame Picara
How have you got so much energy?!
Flame Picara
Aaand she's gone. Let's just take it easy till she gets back.
Formula Picara
*sob* I'm starving...
Formula Picara
Hey, Orin... What did we do with the money we got from the last treasure we found?
Flame Picara
We spent it all on expensive fish and that super soft carpet for our hideout.
Formula Picara
And what about the treasure before that one?
Flame Picara
We couldn't find a buyer, so it's just lying over there.
Formula Picara
And what about the one before that?
Flame Picara
We went on a shopping spree and spent it all.
Formula & Flame
...
Fortune Picara
C-Come quick, you guys!
Formula Picara
Wh-What's wrong, Mike?!
Fortune Picara
U-Um...
Fortune Picara
I found a whole bunch of canned cat food just lying on the ground!
Flame Picara
Can we take it? I wanna take it! Then again, it could be a trap...
Five Tails
...Who cares!
Formula Picara
Operation: Cat Food Conquest... BEGIN!
Fortune & Flame
YEAH!
First Contact
Thirty minutes after Mike informed the others about the canned cat food. In the area she found the cans─
Flame Picara
They should be around here somewhere...
Five Tails
Th-There they are!
Formula Picara
We're phantom thieves! We should know better than to scavenge for food... but all of this cat food─
Formula Picara
Is as good as treasure!
Fortune Picara
It's canned, so we'll be able to store it for a long time! Let's stuff all of this cat food into Orin's wheelbarrow!
Fortune Picara
Huh, where's Orin?
Flame Picara
Over here! You gotta try this! It's definitely the more expensive kind!
Fortune & Formula
S-She's eating already?!
Formula Picara
C'mon, Mike! Let's dig in! It doesn't seem to be a trap!
Fortune Picara
Yeah, this is like cat heaven!
Formula Picara
Look, there's more over there!
Fortune Picara
There's still space in the wheelbarrow! Let's get them all!
Flame Picara
There's no need to rush. The cans aren't going anywhere.
Flame Picara
These can't have all belonged to one person. Maybe a delivery person dropped them on their way to a store.
Fortune Picara
Yeah, that's probably what happened. They're just lying in the middle of the road─
Formula Picara
Look, someone's being attacked! Is that a human child?!
Fortune Picara
That kid's got a can in her hand! Maybe she's a cat disguised as a human?!
Flame Picara
We'll find out after we save her! C'mon, let's go!
Fortune & Formula
Yeah, OK!
Formula Picara
Hey, why are you giving the orders?! I'm the leader here!
Fortune Picara
So you're the one who dropped all of this canned food, huh? What a coincidence!
Flame Picara
Are you OK?
Yeah, thanks for the help!
And thanks for picking up all the cans for me!
Formula Picara
You said your name was PLAYER, yeah? I think we gotta talk about those cans...
Flame Picara
The thing is... we ran out of food, and we were starving. So... we already ate a bunch.
Fortune Picara
Sorry, little girl... we were too hungry.
Formula Picara
But we haven't touched the ones in the wheelbarrow!
Formula Picara
We aren't gonna steal from a little kid. We can't do anything about the ones we ate, but you can have the rest back!
Um, if you'd like, you can have them all!
Think of it as a gift from me to the Five Tails.
Flame Picara
Wait, how do you know us? Was this all a trap...?
Flame Picara
Who are you?
A Humble Request
One hour after the cans were collected. At the Five Tails' hideout, with PLAYER─
Flame Picara
We only brought you to our hideout 'cause we wanted to hear what you have to say for yourself...
Flame Picara
So, tell us. Who are you?
Fortune Picara
You don't look like a police officer or an informant. And yet, you seem to know we're phantom thieves.
Yeah, I need your help with something!
I knew if I laid out the cat food, you'd show up!
Flame Picara
We played right into her hands.
Formula Picara
But at least we got to eat!
Fortune Picara
You did all of this 'cause you want our help, right?
Flame Picara
What do you wanna do, Formula? Do you think we can trust her?
Flame Picara
She may be just a kid, but that doesn't mean she won't turn us in. This is your call.
Formula Picara
I wanna hear her out.
Formula Picara
I know we're phantom thieves, but I don't get bad vibes from this kid.
Fortune Picara
Did you hear that, little girl? We're gonna help you!
Flame Picara
So, what do you want from us?
Thanks for trusting me, Chen, Orin, Mike!
I'm sure together we can beat Miss Hecatia!
Five Tails
Huh?!
Formula Picara
W-Wait a minute! How do you know our real names?!
Fortune Picara
Hecatia is the boss of the Joon Phantom Thieves, right?
Flame Picara
Yeah, she is. Tell us, little girl. Are you competing with her or something?
Yeah, we're playing a game. And it'll be bad if I lose!
We gotta find the treasure hidden in Hakugyokurou!
Flame Picara
Are you talking about the mansion in the Netherworld? Mike, do you know anything about this?
Fortune Picara
Yeah, I've heard rumors. I don't have anything concrete, though.
Formula Picara
You know our real names, and you even have intel on treasure that Mike doesn't.
Formula Picara
AND you're playing a sketchy game with the boss of the Joon Phantom Thieves...
Formula Picara
It sounds like you're in way over your head. I sense there's more going on here.
Formula Picara
All right! Let's help PLAYER!
Fortune Picara
I kinda feel like we're connected to her somehow. This is gonna be fun!
Thanks, you guys!
Um, do I need to pay you?
Flame Picara
Yeah, but you've already done that.
Five Tails
We'll make sure you get your cans' worth!
Formula Picara
Now, let's go to Hakugyokurou─
Formula Picara
Oh, by the way, you gotta call us by our code names!
Got it! You wanna keep your identities secret, right?
Flame Picara
That's one reason, but also...
Fortune & Formula
Code names are kinda cool!
Flame Picara
So no real names, please!
Thieves' Notice
The day after the Five Tails learned about the hidden treasure. In the Netherworld, at Hakugyokurou─
Formula Picara
So the treasure's hidden in this mansion, huh? Let me use my staff to see where exactly it is and how to get to it.
Formula Picara
OK, analysis complete!
Formula Picara
They've got too many guards, so we can't use the front gate at the top of the stairs. Our best bet is to go around back.
Fortune Picara
Brilliant idea, Formula! That'll be far less risky!
Formula Picara
My staff is picking up a signal from under a big cherry blossom tree! This has gotta be the hidden treasure!
Flame Picara
Under a tree? I guess that's less obvious than hiding it in a vault, but it's gonna be a pain to dig out...
Flame Picara
Don't let your guard down. Anything can happen, so we gotta proceed with caution!
Fortune Picara
We managed to sneak past the guards. Everything's going well, but─
Five Tails
Why are there so many cherry blossom trees?!
Fortune Picara
Hey, Formula, which tree is the treasure buried under?
Formula Picara
Hmmm, I'm trying to figure that out, but my staff isn't working. It looks like some sort of sorcery is at play here.
Flame Picara
Oh, no, the guards have been alerted! Let's retreat for now!
Fortune Picara
They're still on our tail! They really don't give up easy, huh?!
Formula Picara
Tch... How did they even find us? We never get detected this easily!
Flame Picara
Who knows, maybe they've upped their security. Anyway, let's just focus on getting outta here!
Flame Picara
Now's our chance! Let's make a break for it!
Formula Picara
Wait! My staff seems to be working again!
Fortune Picara
Can you tell where the treasure is?!
Formula Picara
Yeah...
Formula Picara
It's buried under the cherry blossom tree that isn't blooming!
Don't tell me it's the one I think it is!
Flame Picara
You know which one it is?
Yes, but I didn't know it had treasure buried under it!
Formula Picara
It looks like the sorcery from earlier is blocking our path. We can't go back the way we came.
Formula Picara
The shortest way there would be through the mansion. But that same sorcery won't let me check the route.
Flame Picara
That means we have to go in blind. All we know is that treasure's hidden under the tree. This isn't gonna be easy.
Fortune Picara
But we've come this far! We can't give up now! Right, Formula?!
Formula Picara
Of course not! We're gonna get that treasure!
Flame Picara
Hehe, and THAT'S why you're our leader.
Flame Picara
Now that we know where the treasure is and how we're gonna get to it, let's leave this here...
Flame Picara
─A notice from the Five Tails.
An Unexpected Meeting
In the Netherworld. A few hours after the Five Tails broke into Hakugyokurou─
Formula Picara
We'd usually leave a notice inside the mansion, but I guess we've got no choice this time.
Fortune Picara
Yeah, it's too risky to go back now. We'll be done for if we're caught.
Flame Picara
But if you think about it, a notice lying in the middle of the stairs is pretty conspicuous.
Formula Picara
That's true! And they've got plenty of guards around! Someone's bound to see it!
Formula Picara
OK, then let's leave it around here─
Joon & Formula Picara
EEEEEEEEEEP!
Joon
Wh-What are you guys doing here?!
Formula Picara
Right back at ya!
Fortune Picara
Oh, so that's why the guards are on high alert...
Flame Picara
You tried to sneak in, didn't you?
Joon Phantom Thieves
*gulp*
Yachie
Ugh, I told you to keep it down! Now look what you've done! We ended up running into these guys!
Shion
I got a little too excited 'cause I'm wearing my fancy thief outfit today.
Nue
Don't blame us! You're the one who kept shooting your bazooka off!
Yachie
They were smoke bombs, and I only did that to make you guys shut up!
Yamame
Yeah well, you coulda aimed better! You almost blew my head off!
???
C'mon, you guys... This ain't the time to fight among ourselves.
Five Tails
I-It's her!
Five Tails
Hecatia Lapislazuli... boss of the Joon Phantom Thieves!
Hecatia
Aw, I'm so happy you know who I am.
Hecatia
How's it going, PLAYER? Are you having fun?
Y-Yeah, everyone's friendly, and I'm enjoying myself...
Joon Phantom Thieves
PLAYER's here?!
(This is turning into a mess!)
(Why did Miss Hecatia have to talk to me?!)
Shion
Did they... kidnap her?!
Joon
We can't let that slide! They're going down!
Fortune Picara
W-Wait a minute! We didn't kidnap anyone!
Flame Picara
Little girl... are you friends with the Joon Phantom Thieves?
Flame Picara
You seem to be pretty close... But anyway, we can talk about this later.
Flame Picara
In detail.
(Eeeeep!)
(She's not wrong, but how do I explain it to her?!)
Formula Picara
Argh, I don't know what's going on here anymore!
Formula Picara
C'mon, you guys! We gotta fight back!
Hecatia
'Kay, stop! Enough with the games.
Hecatia
I've got an important announcement to make. You guys better listen carefully!
Joon Phantom Thieves
Important announcement?
Five Tails
What's she talking about?
Game On... Again
The same day after the battle between the Five Tails and the Joon Phantom Thieves. In the Netherworld─
Hecatia
Actually, I have two announcements to make, and they both concern everyone here.
Hecatia
They're about things that have already been set in motion and cannot be changed.
Hecatia
So here's the first announcement.
Hecatia
We're having a treasure hunt, and it's the Joon Phantom Thieves vs. the Five Tails and PLAYER!
Hecatia
You gotta get the treasure hidden here in Hakugyokurou! The first group to find it will be declared the winners!
Flame Picara
Oh, now I get it...
Flame Picara
This has gotta be the game the little girl was talking about.
Flashback to a few days ago. Somewhere inside the tiny swap box, with Hecatia and PLAYER─
Hecatia
Are you ready for another thrill ride?!
Hecatia
The tiny swap box has been updated. There's a new phantom thief gang and an all-new treasure!
Hecatia
Apparently, it's a gang of cat phantom thieves. I'm, like, totally excited to meet them!
Hecatia
The treasure's supposedly hidden in Hakugyokurou. "The new treasure of Hakugyokurou" sounds lame, so...
Hecatia
Let's call it "The Netherworld's Hidden Treasure!"
Hecatia
I just thought of a way to make this more interesting! If you lose, you'll be given a punishment!
Hecatia
And of course, if you win, you'll get a reward!
What kind of punishment?
Hecatia
I don't know, maybe I'll make you spend a whole day with Clownpiece or something!
Hecatia
As for your reward...
Hecatia
I'll take you to the best cafe around!
Hecatia
And to make it even better, Junko and I will be at your service the whole time!
(Even the punishment sounds kinda fun...)
(But I still wanna win!)
Hecatia
I can't wait to see who's gonna find the treasure first! Let the game begin!
Formula Picara
The treasure hunt might be under way, but you haven't won yet!
Formula Picara
Just you wait! We're gonna win AND keep the treasure!
Joon
You can talk all you want, but we outnumber you, and we've got more experience!
Joon
You may be good, but you can't change facts! And that's why we're gonna win!
Hecatia
That's the spirit!
Hecatia
OK, my second announcement's about PLAYER.
(Huh?! What about me?!)
Hecatia
This little girl─
Hecatia
Is a super influential special agent, solely responsible for maintaining the balance of this world!
(No one's gonna buy that!)
Five Tails
...
Joon Phantom Thieves
...
Everyone
That...
Everyone
That makes complete sense!
(Does it?!)
Yachie
Yeah... She's our friend, but she's also working with the Five Tails.
Yachie
She's also worked with the detectives in the past... It's the only logical explanation.
Yamame
I knew there was something mysterious about her, but I didn't realize she was such a big shot!
Nue
I've gone outside the tiny swap box as an agent before, so it's not that surprising to see one in here.
Everyone
(Th-That's...)
Everyone
(SO COOL!)
Flame Picara
So that's why she knew about the hidden treasure... I didn't see that coming at all.
Flame Picara
You know what? Maybe PLAYER's the real treasure here!
Hecatia
OK, now you guys have agreed my story is totally legit... let's call it a day. We'll see each other again after the heist!
Hecatia
We better get outta here before the guards catch us!
Joon
HEY, Five Tails! Get ready to see what it means to be a real phantom thief!
Formula Picara
You're gonna regret underestimating us!
Calm Before the Storm
A few hours after the encounter with the Five Tails. On the way back to the Joon Phantom Thieves' hideout─
Yamame
PLAYER's gonna be working against us this time, but let's not go easy on her!
Yachie
Yeah, she's our rival now, so it'd be disrespectful not to give this our all.
Joon
All right, let's get back to our hideout and come up with a strategy!
Shion
I'm kinda excited to go up against the Five Tails and PLAYER!
Hecatia
Could this...
Nue
What's wrong, boss...?
Hecatia
Everything's A-OK! C'mon, let's go back to our hideout!
Meanwhile at Hakugyokurou─
???
Sorry to disturb you, Lady Yuyuko.
Youmu
But the guards found these lying on the stairs.
Yuyuko
Oh, my... Are these phantom thief notices?
Youmu
Yes, I'm pretty sure they are.
Yuyuko
It looks like both the gangs will be coming on the same day. I didn't know they got along.
Youmu
We don't have long to prepare. What should we do?
Yuyuko
Hmmm...
Yuyuko
If we're going to have so many guests─
Youmu
If that's what you want, Lady Yuyuko...
Yuyuko
Excellent...
Yuyuko
I can't wait for the party to begin.
An Inevitable Meeting
The day before the heist. At the Five Tails' hideout─
Formula Picara
OK, everything's set for tomorrow! Let's make sure we get that treasure!
Fortune Picara
We've had quite a few surprises over the past few days...
Formula Picara
We ran into the Joon Phantom Thieves... twice, and the little girl we rescued turned out to be a big shot!
Fortune Picara
What if she didn't accidentally drop the cat food, and us finding it was all part of her plan?!
Flame Picara
Then it's our fault for falling for it. We gotta learn to be more careful...
Flame Picara
But I gotta say, she's got guts. She may even be more tenacious than us cats.
Flashback from a few hours after the encounter with the Joon Phantom Thieves. At the Five Tails' hideout─
Formula Picara
I can't believe you're such a big shot, PLAYER!
Fortune Picara
Yeah, and you're all buddy-buddy with the Joon Phantom Thieves and their boss.
Flame Picara
If this whole treasure hunt was pre-planned, does that mean our encounter wasn't a coincidence?
Fortune Picara
Yeah, did you leave that cat food out to bait us in?
Fortune Picara
You knew we'd follow the trail and end up bumping into you, didn't you?
Formula Picara
Did you plan an attack on yourself, too?! You knew we'd come to save you! I can't believe you outwitted us!
Um, I didn't really have much of a plan...
Everything just kinda worked out that way.
Flashback from when the Five Tails were starving. Somewhere near the Human Village with PLAYER─
Hm, I'm having a hard time finding the Five Tails...
Maybe I should try out Miss Hecatia's idea!
Shortly before PLAYER and Hecatia went their separate ways. Somewhere inside the tiny swap box─
Hecatia
I'll give you a little advice on how you can find them!
Hecatia
They have a really bad habit of spending money as soon as they get their paws on it...
Hecatia
They've probably got nothing left to eat.
Hecatia
Even if they do, it won't last long...
Hecatia
You could use something like this canned cat food to lure them in, then give it to them to get on their good sides.
I've put cans along the road, but will they see them?
Oh, no, when did all these fairies get here?!
Formula Picara
Look, someone's being attacked! Is that a human child?!
Fortune Picara
That kid's got a can in her hand! Maybe she's a cat disguised as a human?!
Flame Picara
We'll find out after we save her! C'mon, let's go!
Formula Picara
Well, whatever. I'm glad she's working with us now!
Fortune Picara
Yeah, she's been a great help. She went shopping for us while we were busy with our strategy meeting.
Flame Picara
But why isn't she back yet?
Fortune Picara
Hm, I hope she's OK.
Formula Picara
It's gonna be dark soon. I'm a little worried. Let's go look for her!
A few hours after PLAYER left the Five Tails' hideout. In the Human Village─
Flame Picara
I know it's night, but we can't just waltz into the village. We'll stand out like a sore thumb. Let's stick to the shadows.
Fortune Picara
I thought she'd be on her way back by now, but we haven't seen her anywhere.
Formula Picara
And she can't still be shopping... Almost all the stores are closed.
Flame Picara
I hear someone coming. Let's take cover!
Fortune Picara
Wait, look!
Formula Picara
Isn't that PLAYER with the detectives?!
Flame Picara
Why are they all surrounding her like that? Are they interrogating her?
Fortune Picara
They're taking her somewhere!
Formula Picara
No more hiding! Let's go save PLAYER!
Fortune & Flame
Got it!
Five Tails
Hold it right there!
Marisa
Great... the phantom thieves are here.
What are you guys doing here?!
Fortune Picara
We were worried 'cause you were taking so long to come back!
Formula Picara
Don't worry, we'll save you!
Nazrin
This is gonna be a pain to deal with...
Flame Picara
Now's our chance! Let's pull back!
O-OK!
Marisa
Where did they get that car from?! That's cheating!
Patchouli
As if they weren't fast enough already!
Nazrin
Maybe we shouldn't go after them...
Alice
Yeah, that'll be too much work, and it'll only lead to another battle.
Shou
We should proceed with our plan.
Marisa
Sounds good!
The Hunt Begins
On the day of the heist. At Hakugyokurou with the Five Tails─
Formula Picara
The day has finally come. Are you guys ready?
Fortune Picara
You had a tough time with the detectives yesterday, but are you good to go, little girl?
Yeah, I'm fine! Thanks for coming to my rescue!
We gotta find the treasure before Joon and the others!
Flame Picara
Sounds like we've got nothing to worry about. I gotta say, you're little, but you're quite tough.
Formula Picara
─We don't know what's waiting for us, so let's be careful! We might run into more weird sorcery in there.
Formula Picara
Time to execute our plan! Let's go!
Fortune Picara
The shortest way to the treasure is through the mansion. Do you think the Joon Phantom Thieves will take that risk?
Formula Picara
I can't analyze anything in here 'cause the sorcery's so bad. They'll probably take the long way outside where it's weaker.
Flame Picara
Yeah, there are fewer guards outside, and we haven't seen them in here yet, so that makes the most sense.
Flame Picara
Uh-oh... We've been spotted!
Formula Picara
Let's get 'em before the other guards show up!
Formula Picara
Let's make a run for it before the other guards get here!
Fortune & Flame
OK!
Not-So-Friendly Rivals
Around one hour since the break-in. Inside Hakugyokurou, with the Five Tails─
Fortune Picara
Everything was going fine... Why did THEY have to show up?! No one invited them!
Nazrin
How rude. Is this how you treat all your rivals?
Marisa
Detectives will always get in the way of phantom thieves. We don't need your invitation.
Flame Picara
We've got no time to entertain you. Now move!
Shou
Do you really think we're going to let you get away a second time?
Formula Picara
We didn't wanna do this the hard way, but you leave us no choice.
Flame Picara
Stand back, little girl. They might try to nab you again.
O-OK!
Alice
What are you researching at a time like this, Patchouli?
Patchouli
How to take down phantom thieves...
Patchouli
I thought I could look that up, but instead...
Patchouli
I'll just use my catnip-infused spirit magic on them!
Five Tails
Meow?! That sounds scary!
Formula Picara
G-Guys, we gotta take them down before it's too late!
Alice
Not acting so tough anymore, huh?
Formula Picara
Now's our chance! We can use the cat mobile to get past them!
Patchouli
Y-You can't be serious...!
Flame Picara
Hop on in, everyone!
Fortune Picara
Get in, little girl!
Alice
That looks like her usual wheelbarrow...
Everyone
How is it so fast?!
Shou
They would've sent us flying if we didn't get out of the way.
Marisa
By the way, what's wrong with you, Nazrin?
Nazrin
I can't stand cats...
No Room For Error
Around two hours since the break-in. In one of the rooms inside Hakugyokurou, with the Five Tails─
Formula Picara
This room seems fine for now...
Fortune Picara
Not anymore! What's going on here?!
Formula Picara
Why are all the rooms collapsing?! Is this also 'cause of the weird sorcery?!
Flame Picara
Think later, run now!
Fortune Picara
Was this hallway always so long? And why are there so many more rooms all of a sudden?
Flame Picara
It's like we're in Eientei.
Flame Picara
This is either some powerful sorcery or a high-tech trap made using technology I've got no clue about.
Formula Picara
My staff has gone haywire, and we can't use the route I planned out earlier!
Fortune Picara
Maybe one of those magician detectives did something...
Formula Picara
Right, all of this started after we ran into them..
Flame Picara
But couldn't they have blocked our way or waited for us up ahead?
Fortune Picara
Yeah, why do something that'll slow them down, too?
Formula Picara
This looks like the work of Lady Yukari to me...
Flame Picara
Are you saying your master is the one behind this weird sorcery?
Formula Picara
Hm, maybe not... 'cause if it was her, things would be more elaborate and precise.
Formula Picara
Not clumsy and unstable like it is right now. Lady Yukari's magic can't be messed with so easily.
Fortune Picara
Then it's gotta be the mistress of this mansion.
Formula Picara
Standing here isn't gonna get us the treasure. Let's check every room and find a way out!
Fortune Picara
Huh, is that... the sky?!
Formula Picara
I'd understand if we could see the sky from the room, but this room IS the sky!
Flame Picara
I don't think we should go in there! Let's check another room.
Fortune Picara
And this one's a graveyard... Can we even call these rooms if they're all outside?
Formula Picara
I'm detecting a hidden passage! ...Nope, false alarm.
Formula Picara
Huh, where did Flame go?
She's busy doing something in that "room"...
Flame Picara
Oops!
Rin
Hehe, I found some phantoms and corpses!
Formula Picara
At least someone's happy...
Fortune Picara
Just leave them there, OK? Don't load them into your wheelbarrow.
Fortune Picara
This room's completely blank!
Flame Picara
I can feel the floor, though. Let's look around.
Formula Picara
OW! What did I bump into?!
Formula Picara
Is that... a dresser?
Flame Picara
If you look carefully, you can see other furniture, too. There's a table and everything. But they're all white.
Fortune Picara
There's a vase-like thing here. It feels kinda jagged. This makes no sense...
Flame Picara
I don't think there's anything useful here. I don't see an escape route, either. Let's try another room.
Flame Picara
And this one's pitch black.
Fortune Picara
But it doesn't have walls or a floor like the blank room did.
Formula Picara
Maybe it's the way out! We should jump in and see what happens!
S-STOP! What if we fall in and get stuck forever?!
These rooms might be really dangerous!
Fortune Picara
That's true... This is too risky.
Formula Picara
Let's check another room instead!
Formula Picara
Finally, a normal room, but...
Fortune Picara
Something doesn't feel right. Maybe this is─
???
Good job dodging that attack.
Flame Picara
It's an ambush!
Youmu's Hesitation
Around two hours and thirty minutes since the break-in. In the huge kendo hall inside Hakugyokurou─
Youmu
You're the phantom thieves who left this notice, aren't you?
Youmu
You probably aren't going to listen to me, but can you please give up on the hidden treasure and leave?
Youmu
If not...
Youmu
I'll have to carry out the order I was given by my master.
Flame Picara
Why does it sound like you have a problem with obeying your master?
Youmu
I don't...
Fortune Picara
That's not very convincing. You may have your reasons, but so do we. We aren't leaving without the treasure.
Formula Picara
Phantom thieves never back out after leaving a notice.
Flame Picara
And I'm sure you already know what you gotta do.
Flame Picara
Neither of us can back down, so there's only one way to resolve this.
Youmu
I know...
Youmu
Thieves don't deserve kindness!
Formula Picara
Watch out, everyone!
Youmu
Here I come!
Youmu
I lost... I'm sorry, Lady Yuyuko.
Fortune Picara
That was scary, but I'll take the win!
Flame Picara
OK, now let's get outta here before something weird happens to this room, too.
Youmu
What do you mean?
Formula Picara
By the way!
Formula Picara
Tell your master to undo the weird sorcery she cast on this mansion!
Youmu
What weird sorcery?
Youmu
What are you talking about?
Youmu
Is something going on here? Can you tell me about it?
Formula Picara
Huh...? S-Sure... So, before we came into this room─
Youmu
Hm, I did sense something strange, but I didn't know things were so bad...
Formula Picara
You didn't notice any of it?
Youmu
I'm ashamed to say I didn't... Maybe only a part of the mansion is affected by whatever this is.
Flame Picara
But you knew something was off, didn't you? That's why you asked us about it.
Youmu
Well...
Youmu
My master... Lady Yuyuko has been acting strange of late.
A few days ago, after the phantom thief notices were found. At Hakugyokurou with Youmu and Yuyuko─
Yuyuko
Oh, my... Are these phantom thief notices?
Youmu
We don't have long to prepare. What should we do?
Yuyuko
Hmmm...
Yuyuko
If we're going to have so many guests─
Yuyuko
I want you to cut them all down.
Youmu
If that's what you want, Lady Yuyuko...
Youmu
Lady Yuyuko is a gentle person. She'd never give an order like that if it wasn't something serious.
Youmu
She had this crazy look in her eyes. It's like she was being controlled by someone...
Youmu
And you said there's some weird sorcery going on in this mansion... Who could be behind all of this?
Fortune Picara
From everything you've said, it sounds like it isn't Miss Yuyuko.
Flame Picara
It's still too early to conclude anything...
Flame Picara
Maybe the real culprit will show up when we try to take the hidden treasure.
Formula Picara
The sorcery seems to have gotten stronger since we entered the mansion.
Fortune Picara
Whoever's behind this is probably trying to stop us from getting the treasure.
I wanna help Miss Yuyuko...
Maybe we can set her free once we get to the treasure!
Youmu
Are you sure you want to do this?
Fortune Picara
What do you say, Formula?
Formula Picara
It doesn't sound like Youmu's lying, so I'm fine with it! She can guide us to the treasure!
Flame Picara
Don't worry, Youmu. We'll help your master.
Flame Picara
By the way, the treasure isn't a corpse, is it? Everyone knows that people are often buried under cherry blossom trees.
Youmu
It's not. The treasure is in a wooden crate─
Youmu
Wait a minute... Did you all come to steal the treasure without knowing what it is?
Flame Picara
I mean, it's called the "hidden" treasure... But, um, we have PLAYER's info and Formula's analysis, so...
Youmu
Wow, I can't believe this...
Fortune Picara
EEP! This quake was the strongest one yet!
Formula Picara
Th-This room is done for!
Last Wish
Around four hours since the break-in. In the huge kendo hall inside Hakugyokurou─
Flame Picara
It's dangerous in here! Let's quickly get outta this room!
Formula Picara
...There's something blocking us in! It's like an invisible wall or something!
Youmu
Stand back, everyone!
Flame Picara
Whoa...!
Fortune Picara
Did you just break the wall with your sword?! Thanks!
Formula Picara
O-Oh, no! The ground's giving way!
Flame Picara
We better get out before we fall down with it!
Five Tails
P-Phew, we made it out in one piece...
???
Geez, I didn't know our rivals were such rookies!
Formula Picara
You...!
Five Tails
It's the Joon Phantom Thieves!
Hecatia
How have ya been? We came to save you guys!
Hecatia
But it looks like we're a bit too late...
Y-Youmu's still inside!
Formula Picara
W-What?! I thought she was right behind us after she broke the wall!
Fortune Picara
We used the stable parts of the floor and jumped our way out, but...
Flame Picara
We could do that 'cause we're cats. She isn't one!
Formula Picara
We gotta go back and help her!
Joon
There's hardly any floor left. How do we get to her?
Yachie
Yamame, maybe you could use your webs to get her out!
Yamame
The ceiling and the walls don't look very stable, but I'll try!
Fortune Picara
Just stay put, Miss Youmu! We're coming to rescue you!
Youmu
Listen carefully, everyone...
Youmu
The hidden treasure is buried under the Saigyou Ayakashi─the giant cherry blossom tree that's not in bloom.
Youmu
It's a magical tree. You'll see it once you're in the garden. If you hurry, you can still make it.
Formula Picara
O-OK, but we need to get you out first─
Youmu
I have one request...
Youmu
Please take care of Lady Yuyuko.
Formula Picara
N-No way...
Fortune Picara
Formula...
Flame Picara
We'll fulfill your last wish, Youmu...
Hecatia
I know you guys are in shock, but, like, this place is still very dangerous.
Hecatia
I think we should call a truce and help each other out.
Joon
Boss told us what happened. We are totally OK with working with you guys.
Hecatia
We just wanna know what you think.
Formula Picara
Phantom thieves never give up on treasure. No matter what happens!
Fortune Picara
The sun always shines after the storm. And we'll be the glorious beams of light that pierce through the clouds!
Flame Picara
Phantom thieves always see their missions through. It's a matter of pride to us.
Hecatia
Good answer. Now, let's get that treasure together!
To the Saigyou Ayakashi!
Around four hours and thirty minutes since the break-in. In Hakugyokurou's garden with the phantom thieves─
Formula Picara
The Saigyou Ayakashi should be close by.
???
Hello, there. Are you guys here to enjoy the cherry blossoms?
Flame Picara
Ugh, not you guys again. Can't you just give up already?
Nazrin
I could say the same to you. We don't like playing cat and mouse any more than you do.
Nue
Then go away. Or do I need to remind you of my sniping skills?
Alice
That won't be necessary. We already know that you only shoot to distract or incapacitate.
Alice
I'm sorry, but we can't back down.
Shion
You wanna arrest us that bad, huh?
Patchouli
That's the police's job.
Patchouli
We're detectives. Our job is to predict your next move and prevent you from getting what you want.
Yachie
I see.
Yachie
But it's not our job to do as you please.
Yamame
Yeah, and if you're such great detectives, why don't you go on ahead of us? Why are you wasting your time chatting here?
Shou
All right, I'll explain why.
Shou
The hidden treasure you're after is extremely dangerous.
Shou
You'd be wise to turn back and forget all about it.
Formula Picara
Do you really think your scare tactics are gonna work on us?!
Joon
We're not leaving without the treasure!
Nazrin
*dramatic sigh* They're so stubborn.
Marisa
It's not easy to give up on something you really want. I kinda get how you guys feel.
Marisa
But if you ain't gonna back down...
Marisa & Nazrin
A battle it is!
Alice
They got away again. They're going to get to the hidden treasure soon.
Marisa
Yeah, probably. In fact, I'm counting on it.
Nazrin
C'mon, things are about to get interesting.
To the Treasure!
Around five hours since the break-in. In front of the Saigyou Ayakashi, with the phantom thieves─
Formula Picara
So this is where the treasure is buried.
Joon
Let's dig it up before the detectives or Miss Yuyuko get here!
Everyone
Found it!
Flame Picara
Now let's get outta here!
Formula Picara
...There's something strange about this box─
Fortune Picara
I-Is it a trap?! Step back, everyone!
Yamame
Did I just imagine that or did everything change color for a sec?!
Formula Picara
Don't tell me this treasure is the source of that weird sorcery!
Hecatia
You're on the right track. And that's exactly why we gotta get that treasure.
Joon
Huh... what do you mean─
???
Oops, I missed. You're so nimble.
???
But don't worry.
???
I won't miss a second time.
M-Miss Yuyuko is really acting crazy!
Fortune Picara
Is she the mistress of this mansion?!
Yuyuko
It seems you already know me, but I'd be a poor host if I didn't give you a proper introduction.
Yuyuko
Welcome to Jslihuplitpi. I'm Yu■■ Sai■ji.
Formula Picara
Huh, what did she just say?
Nue
I think the effects of the sorcery are getting worse. She was speaking fine just a few seconds ago.
Yuyuko
OK, rmpihj ■alk.
Flame Picara
Watch out!
Yuyuko
─I'll erase every single one of you.
Formula Picara
I hope she goes back to normal now!
Hecatia
It isn't over yet!
Yuyuko
The party can't end...
Yuyuko
EndnoendnoendERRORpartynoendmusteraseunknownseraseall ERRORnotovernoendunknownunknownendnoendERRORnoend
Five Tails
She changed?!
Yuyuko
Let's plAY AGaiN.
Yuyuko's Rampage
Over five hours since the break-in. At around 4 a.m., in front of the Saigyou Ayakashi, with the phantom thieves─
Yuyuko
Hehe, the pArty iSN't ovEr YET.
Yuyuko
Hehehehehe...
Yuyuko
Hehe, ahaHAheHahahahaTeeheehahahahAHAHAHaahehe, HAHAheheHaERRORhahahateeheeehehehehaHAhahaha.
Yuyuko
ThIS is sO MUCh gim! Eliminating ERRORS is f■, Hajsjrs. LeT'S qasu? Eliminate ERROR500. So zivj FUN!
Fortune Picara
This is beyond trying to figure out what she's saying! She's lost it!
Formula Picara
If that treasure is doing this to her, then maybe it'll stop once we steal it!
Flame Picara
I don't know... We'll just have to give it a shot!
Yuyuko
Wow, upi'tr baCK FoR zptr? I'm SO jsqqu.
Yuyuko
I'll mAkE ditr I DELETE yOU tHIs timE─
Yuyuko
I'm not done yet...
Yuyuko
NotdONEnotdoneERAseerasenotdonefullerasenotdoneERROR forCEcloseREjectederaseELIminateeraseeliMInateEaseNOW
Formula Picara
H-How is she still standing?!
Shion
Our bullets have no effect on her!
Yachie
I don't think that's true. I think the weird magic is stopping our bullets from hitting her...
Yachie
Or rather, it's making our attacks weak.
Joon
The treasure is doing that, right?
Flame Picara
This has turned into a battle of endurance. We gotta hurry and get the treasure! We won't be able to hold out much longer!
Fortune Picara
We don't wanna tire ourselves out any further... We gotta come up with a plan!
???
How 'bout this?
???
─Spy Sign: Seeker Dolls! ─Earth Sign: Lazy Trilithon!
I recognize those attacks... Could it be...?!
Fortune Picara
Wh-Whoa! Their attacks slowed her down!
???
That was weak. Can't you use something that'll hold her back longer?
???
Stop complaining and help us out.
???
Yeah.
Alice
─Marisa.
Joon
Wh-What are the detectives doing here?! They couldn't have come at a worse time!
Formula Picara
No, I think they're here to help...
Nazrin
You're a smart one.
Nazrin
We've got our reasons for helping you.
Flame Picara
Is this one of your tricks? Are you trying to catch us off guard by lying to us?
Shou
We're not trying to trick you. Please hear us out.
Flame Picara
I'm all ears...
Marisa
We'll stop Yuyuko. In the meantime─
Marisa
Go get the treasure!
Team-Up
Over six hours since the break-in. At around 5 a.m., in front of the Saigyou Ayakashi, with the thieves and detectives─
Flame Picara
Why would a detective encourage theft? What aren't you telling us?
Shou
We just explained all that we can about the hidden treasure.
Nazrin
You don't need to know anything more.
Shou
I'll explain why we decided to help you.
Shou
The hidden treasure you're after is extremely dangerous.
Nazrin
And one more thing... The moment you get the treasure─
Nazrin
Destroy it.
Five Tails
Why would we do that?!
Yamame
I know the treasure is working some crazy magic, but...
Joon
They could be trying to trick us─
Joon
What's wrong, boss?
Hecatia
You gotta listen to them. This isn't the time to fight.
Patchouli
Can you stop chitchatting and help us already?
Alice
We need to work together to stop her! One of you can go grab the treasure in the meantime.
Marisa
And then you gotta decide whether you trust us or not...
Marisa
Just make sure you do it before we're all annihilated.
Formula Picara
Let's help them!
Shion
A-Are you seriously gonna trust the detectives?
I know nothing makes sense right now...
But please trust Formula, Miss Hecatia...
...and me.
Flame Picara
I'll go with whatever our leader decides. There's no time to hesitate!
Fortune Picara
Our leader has never been wrong under pressure. I'm sure it's gonna end well!
Formula Picara
Thanks, you guys...!
Nue
We'll miss our chance to get the treasure if we don't decide quick.
Yamame
That's not a good look for us! Let's not waste any more time!
Yachie
Act first, think later... That sounds a lot like someone I know...
Yachie
But sometimes, that's the right way to do things. And if we don't like the outcome, we can always change it by force!
Shion
Sounds like we're all on the same page. What about you, Joon?
Joon
The Joon Phantom Thieves will cooperate! Let's hold Yuyuko back!
Joon Phantom Thieves
YEAH!
Yuyuko
So smmpuomh! Erase! ERROR D■lete! So ottoysyomh. EraSE! SevereD■TAERROR! NOendP■rTYnonoENDeliminateERR■R!
Yuyuko
RejEctrejectforceshutdownrejectdestroyrejectdAmagerejected! PartypartyforeverpArtyrejecteraseERRORrejectNOendparty!
Hecatia
I see a change in her attacks. Now's our chance! GO, PLAYER, Five Tails!
Five Tails
We got this!
A Miraculous Finish
? hours since the break-in. Around 6 a.m., in front of the Saigyou Ayakashi, with the thieves and detectives─
Formula Picara
Let's go all at once while the others hold Miss Yuyuko back!
Fortune & Flame
Got it!
Five Tails
Now's our chance!
???
─Not oN my waTCH.
Fortune Picara
H-How?! You gotta be kidding!
Flame Picara
How did she get here?!
Marisa
Whoa, she teleported?! I thought we got rid of her!
Hecatia
This is bad! I didn't know she could do that!
Yuyuko
─Hppfvtw.
???
...Sorry.
Formula Picara
Y-You...!
Youmu
I'm glad I made it in time.
Fortune Picara
You're alive!
Youmu
Hurry up. Don't you need to destroy the treasure before Lady Yuyuko wakes up?
Flame Picara
O-Oh right... But how did you know about that?
Youmu
I don't know how to explain it. After I fell, I woke up somewhere in the middle of all the cherry blossom trees.
Youmu
That's when I heard a voice that said Hakugyokurou and Lady Yuyuko will go back to normal once the treasure is destroyed.
Fortune Picara
So miracles do happen...
Flame Picara
We can discuss this later. We gotta destroy the treasure before that lady wakes up!
Formula Picara
Let's go!
We did it! We destroyed it!
Formula Picara
We couldn't get the treasure but...
Formula Picara
This is beautiful.
After the mission was completed. Around 8 a.m., in front of the Saigyou Ayakashi, with the thieves and detectives─
Flame Picara
The mansion seems to have gone back to normal.
Youmu
I asked the phantom guards to check and they've reported that everything's fine now.
Youmu
Thank you for everything.
Youmu
But more than anything else, I want to thank you for saving Lady Yuyuko.
Yuyuko
I have no memories from the past couple of days, but it looks like I've caused a lot of trouble.
We're just glad you're OK!
Yuyuko
Hehe, thanks.
Marisa
It's finally over!
Alice
I was worried for a bit there.
Nazrin
That was actually quite exciting. I had fun.
Patchouli
Really? I'm exhausted. I just want to go back and rest.
Shou
Hahaha... Yes, we should all do that.
Yamame
It's a bit disappointing, though. I thought we were gonna get something big this time. Why else would it be hidden?
Shion
Yeah, I even got dressed in my best outfit for the occasion.
Nue
You should've worn something else to look more like a phantom thief...
Yachie
We didn't get to settle our score with the Five Tails, either. I hope we get to do that next time.
Joon
Yeah, and we'll make sure we win!
Hecatia
Good job, PLAYER! Everything went pretty well!
Hecatia
But since no one got the treasure...
Hecatia
You're gonna get the reward AND the punishment!
(That's basically two rewards!)
Flame Picara
I think we better get going soon. Phantom thieves shouldn't really stay in other people's houses for long.
Fortune Picara
Haha, yeah. I wanna go gather intel on other treasures!
Youmu
You're leaving already? At least give me a chance to thank you.
Formula Picara
You don't need to!
Formula Picara
You've already done a lot by telling us where the treasure was. And you even helped us when we were in trouble!
Yuyuko
Really?
Yuyuko
That's too bad. I was hoping we could have a thank you party...
Yuyuko
Especially since I found this...
Five Tails
I-Is that what I think it is?!
Yuyuko
So, what do you say?
Five Tails
We'll stay for the party!
Our heroes successfully cleared the mission to get the Netherworld's Hidden Treasure by destroying it.
The new day began with everyone partying it up at Hakugyokurou─
Yukari
Hello again. So, how did you like the story?
Yukari
I guess there are still a few mysteries to unravel, aren't there?
Yukari
Don't worry, I'll explain everything.
Yukari
But before that, I need to tell you something about me.
Yukari
I am the Yukari Yakumo who exists on the boundary between stories and reality.
Yukari
To put it simply, I'm like the narrator of a story.
Storyteller
Yes, why don't you call me "Storyteller" from now on?
Storyteller
However, know that this is just a code name. It indicates that I'm not a part of the story.
Storyteller
You might be wondering why we need names that are nothing more than an indication of something.
Storyteller
That's because they are very useful in certain situations.
Storyteller
I'm sure you'll find that code names make parts of this story easier to understand.
Storyteller
OK, now let's begin.
Storyteller
It's time to give you answers.
Answers: The Ending
Storyteller
OK, let's watch the rest of the story.
Storyteller
Now, you might be wondering...
Storyteller
Wasn't it time to get answers? Wasn't the story over?
Storyteller
Well... To get answers, you first need to hear the entire question, which in this case, is the story.
Storyteller
I'll now narrate the flip side of this story. I'm assuming you've already seen the normal version.
Storyteller
If you haven't, the flip side won't make any sense. You won't even understand that it's the flip side.
Storyteller
That's just how it is.
Storyteller
In the normal version, the hidden treasure was destroyed, and everyone had a party at Hakugyokurou.
Storyteller
But what happened after that?
Storyteller
Let's return to the story, shall we?
After the party at Hakugyokurou inside the swap box. Outside the swap box at the Kirisame Magic Shop─
Hecatia
That was fun, but also kinda scary.
Marisa
Good. I hope you've learned not to barge into other people's homes.
Alice
Look who's talking.
Patchouli
Exactly. Now, return the book you stole from me the other day.
Marisa
Wh-Where did that come from?!
Nazrin
Geez, you guys never stop arguing, do you?
Shou
You had fun, didn't you, Nazrin?
Nazrin
W-Well, playing detective has a lot in common with searching for treasure, so I guess I did!
Nazrin
Sure, there were cats in there, and I can't stand cats, but it's not like I could let you go on your own.
Chen
Meow! Phew, I finished it in time!
Ran
Good job, Chen. You fixed it all by yourself.
Chen
Ehehe, it's all thanks to your support, Lady Ran!
Yukari
Hehe, I'm so proud of you two.
Hecatia
How can you take things so lightly? PLAYER was in a lot of danger, you know?
But I had fun playing with everyone!
Yukari
See? She had a great time. Besides, I wouldn't have let anything happen to anyone.
Yukari
Everyone's back in one piece. That's what matters.
Hecatia
Well, I guess I also let things play out when I could've intervened.
???
Hey, Chen! Are you there?
Chen
Orin and Mike are here! I gotta go!
Ran
Oh, right. I forgot you were going out with your friends today.
Ran
Hello, Mike, Orin. Thanks for always hanging out with Chen. Go have fun, Chen.
Chen
I will!
Rin
Let's go!
Storyteller
─That's how this story ends. It was quite heartwarming.
Storyteller
A lot of people came out of that tiny swap box, didn't they?
Storyteller
There was Hecatia Lapislazuli and PLAYER, who entered the game together.
Storyteller
And Marisa Kirisame and the other detectives, who were working as a team.
Storyteller
Oh, by the way, Chen, Rin Kaenbyou, and Mike Goutokuji didn't enter the tiny swap box.
Storyteller
That means all the Five Tails members were in-game characters.
Storyteller
─And the same goes for the others not present in Marisa's house.
Storyteller
This story began when something suddenly went wrong with the tiny swap box.
Storyteller
And the story ended when Chen went out with her friends after it was fixed.
Storyteller
Why did the Five Tails look like Chen and her friends? Who knows...? Maybe because she chose to model them that way.
Storyteller
Anyway, let's watch the flip side of the story now... right from the beginning to the very end.
Answers: How it All Began
In the Animal Realm, inside the swap box. A few days after the Five Tails' first encounter with the Joon Phantom Thieves.
At the same time─
Somewhere inside the tiny swap box: Hecatia and PLAYER start their journey.
Outside the tiny swap box at the Kirisame Magic Shop. Someone's working on something.
Chen
Woohoo, I did it! Look, Lady Ran, it's finally done!
Ran
Yes, the modified program seems to be working fine.
Ran
The new assets are also functioning properly. Good job, Chen.
Yukari
Wow, you made it work. I'm so proud of my two shikigami. One is an excellent teacher, and the other is a brilliant learner.
Ran & Chen
L-Lady Yukari...!
Yukari
Hehe, so what changes did you make?
Chen
Um, I upgraded the Chivalrous Phantom Thief Princess story.
Chen
In the previous update, I added a new phantom thief gang and a new area to hide treasure.
Chen
This time, I've added a special treasure that's super hard to get!
Yukari
It's good to see new areas and items being added to the game.
Chen
Hehehe, I'm gonna keep making things interesting!
???
Aw, that's sweet...
Marisa
But who allowed you to use my shop?
Yukari
Sorry about that.
Yukari
I thought we could find something useful in the piles of junk here to help Chen learn.
Marisa
...Is that an apology or an insult?
Marisa
Anyway, that new update sounds interesting.
Marisa
I'm gonna go grab PLAYER so we can play detectives again!
Yukari
Umm, about that...
Yukari
PLAYER is already in there with someone else.
Marisa
Wh...
Marisa
WHAT?!
Marisa
When did that happen?!
The Five Tails and the Joon Phantom Thieves battle it out at Hakugyokurou inside the tiny swap box─
Meanwhile─
Outside the tiny swap box: Chen continues programming at the Kirisame Magic Shop.
Chen
I'll add this here, and then add some more phantom guards at the mansion...
Marisa
C'mon... Let me play.
Yukari
Shh, don't distract Chen. You can play some other time.
Yukari
I'm not going to let you play just because you brought all your friends with you.
Marisa
Tch, but we dressed up and everything.
Storyteller
The detectives weren't allowed in the game at this point.
Storyteller
So when and what exactly happened that they entered the tiny swap box?
Outside the tiny swap box at the Kirisame Magic Shop: The detectives try to convince Yukari to let them in the game.
Meanwhile─
Inside the swap box: The Joon Phantom Thieves are on their way back to their hideout after the battle with the Five Tails.
Hecatia
Could this...
Hecatia
(Could this be a bug?! We gotta fix this quick if it is!)
Nue
What's wrong, boss...?
Hecatia
Everything's A-OK! C'mon, let's go back to our hideout!
Hecatia
(I better get in touch with PLAYER and investigate what's going on.)
The day before the break-in, inside the tiny swap box: PLAYER was on her way to shop in the village.
I can't do much, so I'll help them with shopping!
I need to buy bonito cat food, chicken cat food, and...
???
Is there anything on the list that isn't cat food? Do you need help?
Oh, hey, Miss Hecatia! What a coincidence!
Hecatia
I wouldn't call it a coincidence... I was kinda waiting for you.
Hecatia
We don't have much time, so I'll keep it short.
Hecatia
I think there's a bug in the system.
Hecatia
I want you to step out for a bit and ask Ran and Chen to check the files for me.
Storyteller
And then PLAYER got out of the tiny swap box.
Storyteller
I'm pretty sure you can guess what happened next.
Storyteller
The detectives were still waiting for a chance to get in. When PLAYER asked Chen to check the game for bugs...
Storyteller
They offered to help investigate the system from the inside, promising not to let the thieves see them.
Storyteller
The flip side of the story tells us that on the day before the hidden treasure heist at Hakugyokurou...
Storyteller
The detectives entered the tiny swap box to investigate a bug in the game.
Storyteller
But not everything went as planned.
The day before the break-in, inside the tiny swap box: The Five Tails were looking for PLAYER.
Meanwhile─
Inside the tiny swap box after PLAYER returns with the detectives.
Marisa
I don't see any bugs here. Maybe we should look around.
Alice
Let's check if we can get in touch with the others outside.
Patchouli
The connection seems to be working fine for now. Have you found the bug yet?
Ran
Yes, after conducting an analysis, we've figured out what's causing it.
Ran
The newly added hidden treasure at Hakugyokurou is bugged.
Ran
We'll modify the program at our end, but you need to destroy the treasure in there to fix it.
Nazrin
Hm, that means we'll also have to break into Hakugyokurou.
Ran
The Joon Phantom Thieves, led by the goddess of Hell, are also planning a break-in. I'll inform her about the situation.
Ran
We're counting on you to destroy that treasure.
Marisa
Alrighty! C'mon, PLAYER, let's quickly get to Hakugyokurou─
Alice
Marisa, wait! We need to let her go.
Shou
The Five Tails will get suspicious if she doesn't go back to them.
Marisa
Oh, yeah... I'm so used to working with PLAYER that I forgot we need to split up.
Five Tails
Hold it right there!
Marisa
Great... the phantom thieves are here.
Patchouli
...They couldn't have come at a worse time. They're going to think we were kidnapping her.
Nazrin
This complicates everything, but we gotta deal with it.
Storyteller
─That was the flip side of the story before the day of the break-in.
Storyteller
The detectives were supposed to stay away from the thieves, but it didn't take long for them to get caught.
Storyteller
But...
Storyteller
That eventually turned out to be a good thing.
Storyteller
We're almost at the end.
Answers: Unseen Time Limit
Storyteller
The Five Tails and the hidden treasure were added to the game after Chen updated the tiny swap box.
Storyteller
But with that update came a bug.
Storyteller
That's what caused all the weird sorcery experienced by the Five Tails.
Storyteller
The detectives entered the game to investigate it while Chen and Ran were fixing the program from the outside.
Storyteller
There's a lot going on in the flip side of the story, isn't there?
Storyteller
But there are still more mysteries to uncover.
Storyteller
What were the detectives doing while the phantom thieves were looking for the hidden treasure?
Storyteller
And what was happening outside the tiny swap box?
Storyteller
Let's watch.
Inside the tiny swap box, around thirty minutes since the break-in. The Five Tails were battling the mansion guards.
Meanwhile─
Inside the tiny swap box: The detectives were on the stairs leading up to Hakugyokurou.
Ran
The phantom thieves have broken into the mansion.
Ran
It'll be easy to destroy the hidden treasure if you can distract them somehow...
Patchouli
The cats are probably on high alert after seeing us yesterday... We should've been more careful.
Marisa
Do you really have to point that out right now?
Shou
We need to avoid unnecessary conflict with them. Ran, can you send us a discrete route through the mansion?
Ran
All right, I'll talk to you soon.
Alice
The Joon Phantom Thieves are also here, but they shouldn't be a problem 'cause Hecatia is with them...
Marisa
Maybe we should scare the Five Tails a little.
Marisa
Even if they get the treasure first, they won't simply hand it over to us 'cause we're detectives. Thieves don't really like us.
Marisa
We could steal it from them and destroy it, but that'll only end up in a big battle...
Marisa
We gotta play it up and scare them away from the treasure!
Alice
You mean we should distract them with lies?
Marisa
We won't be lying. We just gotta tell them the treasure is dangerous.
Marisa
We'll play our roles as detectives and attack them. It'll tire them out, and all the confusion will make them slow.
Nazrin
And that's how we'll get to the treasure first and destroy it, right?
Marisa
Exactly!
Patchouli
But what if they get to the treasure before us?
Marisa
PLAYER and Hecatia will also be there. I'm sure they'll think of something to buy us some time.
Shou
I hope you're right... Let's give it a shot.
Storyteller
So, it seems the detectives gave that warning and attacked the Five Tales as part of their last-minute plan.
Storyteller
But perhaps that was for the best. The thieves were unlikely to work with them even if they hadn't met the day before.
Storyteller
Why, you ask?
Storyteller
It's just like Marisa said. Phantom thieves and detectives don't work together.
Storyteller
They're rivals by profession. That's just how it is.
Two hours since the break-in, inside the tiny swap box. The Five Tails encounter the changes taking place in the mansion.
Two more hours since then─
Inside the tiny swap box: The changes in the mansion get worse and Youmu Konpaku gets stuck in a room that caves in.
The Five Tails once again run into the Joon Phantom Thieves.
Storyteller
The mansion started to collapse. The phantom thieves thought it was caused by some weird sorcery, aka the bug, but...
Storyteller
They were wrong.
Storyteller
If you remember, one of them noticed a similarity...
Formula Picara
This looks like the work of Lady Yukari to me...
Flame Picara
Are you saying your master is the one behind this weird sorcery?
Formula Picara
Hm, maybe not... 'cause if it was her, things would be more elaborate and precise.
Formula Picara
Not clumsy and unstable like it is right now. Lady Yukari's magic can't be messed with so easily.
Storyteller
Yes, someone was using magic similar to my own. And that someone was behind the things happening at Hakugyokurou.
At the same time as the weird stuff started happening in Hakugyokurou inside the tiny swap box─
Chen was working to fix the bug with Ran's help outside the tiny swap box─
Chen
Umm, I'll change this first and then... and then...!
Ran
Calm down, Chen. Take it one step at a time─
Chen
Oh, no! All the furniture turned white!
Ran
It's like everything in the room suddenly lost its color and texture. But let's fix this later.
Chen
O-OK!
Chen
This room's interior has completely disappeared!
Ran
This is bad! We can't have anyone waltz in there!
Ran
We need to block the door to that room.
Chen
Uh-oh.
Ran
What now?
Chen
PLAYER and the Five Tails have already opened the door...
Ran
Wh-What?!
Ran
Let's just hope they don't fall in...
Ran
Everyone seems to be getting closer to the hidden treasure. How much of the data have you restored, Chen?
Chen
There's just a little bit left. I don't know why, but a countdown has popped up.
Chen
What could it be?
Ran
"Two hours to go." Is this...
Ran & Chen
A deadline?!
Storyteller
A time limit was set. Things were looking really bad.
Storyteller
So what happened after that?
Storyteller
I could continue the story, but...
Storyteller
You must be getting tired.
[...?]
Storyteller
Let's take a little break.
The Story Ends
Storyteller
I love battles and chitchat.
Storyteller
Anyway, let's continue with the story.
Storyteller
Chen made a couple of mistakes while trying to fix the program.
Storyteller
One of them, or perhaps all of them together, made the bug worse.
Storyteller
And a countdown was triggered. It was like they had lit the fuse of a bomb.
Storyteller
It happened exactly when the phantom thieves arrived in front of the Saigyou Ayakashi in the tiny swap box.
Storyteller
They had to deal with a crazy Yuyuko, destroy the hidden treasure, and fix the program...
Storyteller
And they had only two hours to do it all.
Storyteller
That meant...
Storyteller
The deadline was the break of day at around 6 a.m.─seven hours since the phantom thieves broke into Hakugyokurou.
Storyteller
What would happen if they didn't make it in time, you ask?
Storyteller
Exactly what Yuyuko said would happen.
Yuyuko
─I'll erase every single one of you.
Storyteller
Every bit of data would be erased. What would that look like? Well, I'll leave that to your imagination.
Storyteller
But this is a story, and miracles tend to happen in stories.
Inside the tiny swap box at around 5:45 a.m.: The phantom thieves and detectives were battling Yuyuko Saigyouji.
Meanwhile─
Outside the tiny swap box: Chen and Ran were busy fixing the program.
Ran
(We're running out of time! There's got to be a way─)
Yukari
It's OK, Ran. You don't need to panic. Chen won't learn if you help her too much.
Yukari
By the way, she's already fixed a part of the data.
Yukari
─Yuyuko's servant is back in action.
Yukari
Let's just have some faith in Chen.
Ran
Lady Yukari...
Chen
OK, this bit is done. Now I just gotta change the code here... and it should work!
Chen
Huh, why didn't it work?! OK, then I'll just override Lady Yuyuko's data and make her stop!
Chen
Ugh, why isn't it working...? She's acting even more weird...
Chen
I can't give up! Lady Yukari and Lady Ran have trusted me with this! I won't let them down!
Chen
Maybe I should try running it from another path!
Chen
I-It worked! Now it's almost done!
Chen
Hang in there, PLAYER, everyone! It'll be done soon!
Formula Picara
Let's go!
Formula Picara & Chen
We did it!
Storyteller
─The bug was fixed one hour and fifty-nine minutes after the countdown began.
Storyteller
It was a close call. This story wouldn't have been so nerve-racking if you didn't know the flip side, huh?
Storyteller
By the way, the hidden treasure was destroyed at the exact same time the bug was fixed.
Storyteller
Was that a coincidence? Or was it inevitable?
Storyteller
Or was it because Formula Picara was modeled after Chen─
Storyteller
Was that a stray cat?
Storyteller
Or was it one of the cat phantom thieves?
Storyteller
I'll leave that to your imagination.
Storyteller
Well...
Storyteller
This is where the story ends.
Storyteller
Did you like it? I'd love to hear your thoughts on it sometime.
Storyteller
I'll have to invite you back here or to some other boundary to talk about it.
Storyteller
Until we meet again─
Storyteller
Farewell.
The Next Story Begins
Storyteller
So we meet again.
Storyteller
It feels like we spoke not that long ago, but I can't say for sure.
Storyteller
Well, it doesn't matter. Time is relative, anyway.
Storyteller
I don't know how long it's been, but welcome.
Storyteller
The story from last time was quite interesting, wasn't it?
Storyteller
I'm talking about the story with the cat phantom thieves. Did you forget about it already?
Storyteller
I hope not, because I wanted to show you the sequel.
Storyteller
OK, maybe I need to refresh your memory.
Storyteller
One fine day, Chen decided to update the tiny swap box by modifying the Chivalrous Phantom Thief Princess story.
Storyteller
She added two things. A new phantom thief gang and─
Storyteller
A treasure hidden in the Netherworld at Hakugyokurou.
Storyteller
However, Chen made a fatal error while modifying the program.
Storyteller
That caused a bug in the hidden treasure...
Storyteller
The treasure had to be destroyed, and the program had to be rewritten to repair the corrupted data.
Storyteller
Everyone worked together to fix the bug, and all was well.
Storyteller
That's how the story went.
Storyteller
And now, I'm going to tell you what happened after the bug was fixed.
Storyteller
Chen and her friends decided to enter the tiny swap box to play.
Storyteller
Let's jump right in.
Virtually Indistinguishable
A few days after the bug was fixed. Somewhere inside the tiny swap box, with PLAYER, Chen and the others.
Mike
Wow, did you write the code for this place?
Chen
Yeah, I added a new phantom thief gang, so I made this hideout for them!
Rin
I assumed phantom thieves would have discreet hideouts in back alleys, or like, live in luxurious mansions, but...
Mike
I'd never be able to guess what this place was just by looking at it from the outside!
(There was a lot going on last time, so I didn't notice!)
(So this is what it looked like from the outside!)
Chen
PLAYER plays this game often so she already knows, but there are all sorts of places in here!
Rin
What about Former Hell and the Human Village? Are they in here, too?
Chen
Yeah! I'll show you around as we go!
Mike
Wow, I wonder what they look like in-game!
Mike
Whoa, this virtual world is amazing. It looks just like the real world!
Rin
All the buildings have been replicated to perfection... even the interiors.
Chen
(Maybe I shouldn't tell them about the whole Hakugyokurou fiasco...)
???
...
Mike
─That was fun! Everything looks so real!
Rin
I wanna do something that I can't do in the real world.
Chen
Like how Marisa and the others play detectives?
Rin
Yeah, something like that. I wanna pretend like I'm a whole new person. You don't get to do that in real-world games.
Mike
Let's ask them how to do it!
Rin
What a coincidence...
Rin
I didn't know Marisa and the others were here.
Rin
Judging by those outfits, it looks like they're playing detective. Mike's right, this is a good time to ask them about it.
Chen
Huh...?
Chen
But I remember changing the settings on the tiny swap box, so only we're allowed to get in here from the outside world...
Chen
That means they're from here...!
Swap Box Detective Alice
You've sure got guts to just waltz up to us like this. You shouldn't underestimate us.
Swap Box Detective Patchouli
Did you think you could fool us by changing your outfits?
Mike & Rin
Huh?
Swap Box Detective Marisa
You ain't getting away today, Five Tails!
Mike, Chen & Rin
HUUUUUUH?!
The Three Witch Detectives
Come back here!
Rin
Wh-Why are they chasing us?!
Mike
And what's a Five Tails?!
Chen
I-I'll explain later! Let's get outta here first!
On the Run
Thirty minutes after the encounter with the Three Witch Detectives. In the rice fields away from the Forest of Magic─
Mike
Ph-Phew, we managed to shake them off somehow!
Rin
Why were they calling us "Five Tails"?
Chen
Umm... That's 'cause─
Rin
Oh... So, basically...
Rin
The members of the phantom thief gang you added look exactly like us and...
Mike
Marisa and the others are detectives from this world, and they came after us 'cause they thought we were them.
Are they still looking for us?
Chen
I don't know, but it's gonna be a pain if they find us again. Maybe we should go back.
Rin
Yeah, we can play another day!
Mike
Wait... Isn't that...?
Chen
What's wrong, Mike?
Rin
That's the head of the Keiga Family, right? Is she real, or is she also from here?
Chen
I-I hope she's real! (Or maybe it's better if she isn't!)
Mike
Didn't you say we're the only ones from the real world here?
Mike, Chen & Rin
Uh...
Swap Box Officer Saki
I FINALLY FOUND YOU! Hand over what you stole!
Saki
FIVE TAILS!
Chen
W-Wait a minute! We aren't phantom thieves─
Swap Box Officer Saki
COME AGAIN? I can't hear you!
Rin
Then maybe you should stop screaming at the top of your voice first!
Mike
Anyway, the point is that...
Mike, Chen & Rin
We didn't steal anything!
Swap Box Officer Saki
Oh, really? I found a notice from you guys, so I thought you did...
Swap Box Officer Saki
OK, if you're really innocent...
Swap Box Officer Saki
I'll only arrest you if I catch you!
Mike, Chen & Rin
You're crazy!
Mike
Our bullets aren't slowing her down, and she doesn't seem to be giving up!
Chen
She's gonna catch up soon! What do we do?!
Swap Box Officer Saki
If you're gonna call yourselves phantom thieves, you gotta train harder! I'm gonna get you soon!
Swap Box Thief Yachie
Was that who I think it was...?
Swap Box Thief Yachie
Wow, I feel bad for those girls. I wouldn't wanna be chased by Kurokoma.
Swap Box Thief Yachie
I'm done gathering intel for the day. I better get back to the hideout before I get dragged into their mess.
Swap Box Officer Saki
Oh, hey, Yachie! I almost didn't see you there.
Swap Box Thief Yachie
I wish you hadn't...
Swap Box Officer Saki
It's my lucky day. I ain't gonna let you get away this time!
Swap Box Thief Yachie
What happened to chasing the cats?
Swap Box Thief Yachie
I hope you don't think it's gonna be easy to catch me.
Swap Box Officer Saki
I don't. And that's exactly why I wanna do it!
Mike, Chen & Rin
...
Chen
A-Are we safe now?
Mike
I don't know, but I think we should run as far away as possible.
Rin
She might still come after us. I don't wanna get caught up in this mess.
???
You guys seem to be taking it easy.
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
What you stole wasn't even worth the trouble, you know?
Swap Box Detective Shou
Someone already made a big purchase the other day, so you only managed to steal what was left over.
Chen
How many times do we need to say that we aren't phantom thieves?! We didn't steal anything!
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
How dumb do you think we are? I must say, I'm insulted.
Swap Box Detective Shou
Nazrin, let's arrest them. Interrogating them is the fastest way to find out if they're lying or not.
Mike, Chen & Rin
D-Did you say interrogating?!
Rin
L-Let's get outta here, you guys!
Mike & Chen
Y-Yeah, let's!
Swap Box Detective Shou
No, wait!
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
We gotta go after them, Master!
Mike, Chen & Rin
Why is this happening?!
Mouse Trap
Two hours since the chase began. In the Human Village, with PLAYER and the others─
Mike
We've been running for hours! It's already dark.
Chen
It's all my fault. If I hadn't made the Five Tails look like us, this never would've happened.
Rin
Don't worry about it! We got to experience what it's like to be phantom thieves!
Mike
Yeah, I learned how to run and hide from people like a pro today!
You guys should play this as the Five Tails next time!
Rin
That's a good idea!
Mike
Yeah, sounds fun!
Chen
You guys...
Chen
Thank you!
Rin
Ugh, those detectives are relentless.
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
You cats sure are good at hide and seek. I had a hard time finding you.
Swap Box Detective Shou
But enough is enough. You're not getting away this time!
Mike
OK, fine...
Mike
We'll prove our innocence with a battle of bullets!
Rin
This is gonna be a pain...
Rin
But we're not gonna go down without a fight!
Chen
C'mon, let's give it all we've got!
Rin
Now's our chance to get away!
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
Boy, you really do think we're dumb, huh?
Chen
What do you mean─
???
Thanks for buying us time.
Mike, Chen & Rin
Th-The Three Witch Detectives?!
Swap Box Detective Alice
We had to leave our tea party unfinished to get here. Can't you just make things easier for us and give up already?
Swap Box Detective Patchouli
You're trapped like mice... or should I say cats? It's best for everyone that you stop running.
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
How rude. Mice would've done a much better job than them...
Swap Box Detective Shou
Don't get so offended, Nazrin. It's just a phrase.
Mike
Wh-What now?! I don't see a way out!
Rin
We could try to explain that we aren't phantom thieves, but I doubt they'd believe us.
Chen
Gah, there's gotta be a way out─
Chen
Wait, aren't they...?!
The Storyteller
Around four hours since the chase began. With PLAYER and the others at ???─
Chen
Whoa, I didn't expect you guys to save us. Thank you so much!
Chen
─Five Tails!
Formula Picara
Hehe, we stole the treasure, so why should you suffer the consequences? And how could we not help our cat friends?!
Flame Picara
I was surprised to see how much we look alike... Too bad the detectives thought you were us.
Fortune Picara
But I'm kinda glad that happened 'cause we got to meet you guys and see PLAYER again!
Thanks for helping us!
Are you friends with the Joon Phantom Thieves now?
Formula Picara
Yeah, but they're still our rivals, you know?
Flame Picara
They're an interesting bunch. I wouldn't mind working with them again.
Fortune Picara
That reminds me of what happened earlier─
One hour ago. In the Human Village, with PLAYER and the others─
Chen
Wait, aren't they...?!
Chen
Aren't they the real Five Tails?!
Detectives
WHAT?!
Swap Box Detective Alice
Does this mean...
Swap Box Detective Alice
We've been after the wrong people this whole time?!
Swap Box Detective Shou
That means you're the real thieves!
Formula Picara
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Five Tails
The treasure belongs to us!
Is that the canned cat food I bought last time?!
(I didn't know they liked it so much.)
Swap Box Detective Marisa
C'mon, guys, we gotta get the real Five Tails!
Swap Box Detective Alice
EEK! Something just caught my leg...!
Swap Box Detective Patchouli
This looks like spider webs...!
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
Don't tell me it's who I think it is!
Swap Box Detective Shou
A sniper is shooting at us... this has got to be them.
Swap Box Thief Nue
You guys seem to be having a party without us.
Swap Box Thief Yamame
Let us in on the fun! What ever happened to the more the merrier?!
Swap Box Detective Marisa
Ugh, why did the Joon Phantom Thieves have to show up?!
Swap Box Thief Shion
Now's your chance, Five Tails!
Swap Box Thief Joon
Remember, you owe us one!
Fortune Picara
It's not like we asked for your help... but thanks!
Flame Picara
Let's get outta here!
Mike, Chen & Rin
I-Is that a car?!
Mike
Don't you have one, too, Orin? Why are you so surprised?
Rin
My wheelbarrow can't transform like that!
Formula Picara
You guys are coming with us! Hop on in!
Chen
I don't know what's going on here, but OK, we'll go with you!
Swap Box Detective Alice
They're getting away!
Swap Box Detective Marisa
I know, but we can't do anything with the Joon Phantom Thieves in our way!
Swap Box Detective Nazrin
We're just gonna have to let them go...
Rin
That was awesome! Now I wanna know more about you guys!
Mike
Can you tell us about your escapades?
Five Tails
Of course!
Formula Picara
I have an idea!
Formula Picara
Why don't we snack on some cat food while we chat?!
Chen
Yay!
Several hours since the chase ended. In the rice fields away from the Forest of Magic─
Swap Box Thief Yachie
When are you gonna give up? I've got other things to do, you know?
Swap Box Officer Saki
What a coincidence! So do I!
Swap Box Officer Saki
But...
Swap Box Officer Saki
Giving up isn't my style!
Swap Box Thief Yachie
Ugh...
Swap Box Thief Yachie
Enough! You're going down!
If you're wondering how long their battle went on... Well, that's a story for another time.
Storyteller
How did you like the story?
Storyteller
Chen, Rin, and Mike got to meet the Five Tails who looked exactly like them.
Storyteller
Everything worked out well, and they seemed to get along.
Storyteller
Now that I think about it...
Storyteller
I heard a psychic met someone who looked just like her during one of the incidents.
Storyteller
Humans say that something really bad happens when you run into your doppelganger.
Storyteller
But our youkai and shikigami seemed to be fine.
Storyteller
Maybe that's because characters in a virtual world aren't the same as doppelgangers.
Storyteller
Or maybe the bad thing is yet to happen. Then again, who's to say it hasn't already begun?
Storyteller
Speaking of doppelgangers... You've met one, haven't you?
Storyteller
No, don't answer that. I'll save that question for another time.
Storyteller
Oh, are you wondering if I'm a doppelganger?
Storyteller
Hehe, I'll leave that to your imagination.
Storyteller
Anyway, it's time to say goodbye. I look forward to seeing you again.
Storyteller
PLAYER, and...
Storyteller
You.