Lossy's Journal

Yukari

*tired sigh*

Miss Yukari?

What's the matter?

Yukari

I don't know why... but I'm totally exhausted.

Oh no! Are you gonna be OK?!

Yukari

Just kidding. Hehehe, gotcha, didn't I?

Please don't scare me like that.

Yukari

My apologies. I'm surprised to see you so energetic, though.

What do you mean?

Yukari

I thought you'd be more worn out by now, both physically and emotionally. You must get tired sometimes.

Yukari

And at times like those, I bet you wish you had some place to relax for a while.

I guess I wouldn't mind taking it easy for a change.

Yukari

All you need is somewhere calm and peaceful. But don't worry, I know just where you can go.

Yukari

You see, there are places where steamy water bubbles up from deep within the Earth, filled with healing minerals.

Yukari

These miraculous places soothe the hearts of all who soak in their pools. I'm, of course, talking about...

Yukari

...hot springs!

Yay! I love hot springs!

Yukari

In that case, I have good news for you.

Yukari

Our next interworld festival...

Yukari

...is all about hot springs!

Yippee!

Yukari

...Ahem.

Yukari

In one of the worlds, taking a dip in a hot spring is a part of daily life.

Yukari

People travel all over in search of their warmth.

Yukari

And the second world is one that receives many visitors from other worlds. I'm sure you figured that out already, though...

Yukari

Hot springs will also play a big role in the story unfolding there.

Yukari

But they won't be the kind of hot springs you're used to. You'll see what I mean before long...

Can't you just tell me now?

Yukari

I most certainly cannot. Where would the fun be in that?

Yukari

I'd much rather you take the plunge, and find the truth of the matter yourself.

Yukari

Festivals are all about the extraordinary, and this one is no exception.

Yukari

Goodbye for now, PLAYER. May you have a relaxing time...

In the L2.5 Universe, in the Underworld hot spring town...

Hina

Steam rising through the air, food stalls lining the streets...

Hina & Medicine

We made it to the hot spring town!

Hina

The Road of Liminality and the Genbu Ravine are both great, but this place feels extra special.

Medicine

I can't believe we walked all the way here! I'm exhausted...

It's ages since I was last here!

Hina

Oh, that's right. You've been here before.

Hina

You're pretty well-traveled, huh? Tell you the truth, I'm a little jealous. You must be too, right, Medicine?

Hina

...Where'd she go?

Medicine

*fascinated stare*

What're you looking at?

Medicine

Whatever's in this can smells really good. Miss Lily says she's never seen anything like it before.

Medicine

Look, look! There's some kind of powder inside.

Hina

Those are bath salts, Medicine.

Hina

With all the minerals in there, you'll feel like you're soaking in a hot spring no matter where you are.

Medicine

Hmm... So it's like a magic formula that transforms hot water.

Medicine

It sounds wonderful. I think I'll buy a can or two for Yuuka!

Hina

Hehe, no doubt she'll be very grateful.

I wonder where Kisume is...

Hina

We agreed to meet around here. I'm sure she won't be much longer―

Kisume

S-Sorry I'm late!

Hina

There you are. What took you so long?

Kisume

I tried to be on time... but there are even more guests than usual today.

Hina

Don't worry. It's not like we were waiting long.

Medicine

That new outfit really suits you!

Kisume

Hehe, you think?

Kisume

Well then, let me start over...

Kisume

Ahem...

Kisume

Welcome to the Underworld's hot spring town!

Thanks for agreeing to show us around!

Kisume

No problem! I want you guys to have buckets of fun while you're here...!

Hina

We're counting on you!

Kisume

Let's get going, shall we? There's a Former Hell bath house I want to show you...

Kisume

Wait... Where's Medicine?

Hina

Huh? She was at that stall a minute ago...

Medicine

You guys! Over here!

Kisume

What's she doing all the way over there?!

Hina

It's not safe to wander off alone like that!

The hot water here is amazing.

Medicine

You can say that again! I feel so much better now. And Miss Lily says she's totally refreshed!

Medicine

*gulp* *gulp* Ahhh! Cold milk after a hot bath sure hits the spot!

Hina

How do I look? Medicine said if we were going to visit the hot spring town, she wanted us to wear yukata!

Kisume

You both look adorable!

Hina

Thanks. I knew asking Mister Rinnosuke to make these for us was the right call.

Medicine

So, where to next?! We passed a ton of great stalls in town! Let's go before they close!

Hina

Relax, Medicine. The stalls will still be there tomorrow.

Hina

Today's all about hot springs. You promised we'd stick together, remember?

Medicine

Hehe... Sorry! I just got a little carried away!

You already bought some great bath salts, right?

Medicine

Oh yeah! I bought the most colorful and sparkly salts they had! I'm getting Miss Lily to keep them safe.

Medicine

Hina's right, though. This hot spring vacation has only just started!

Kisume

I'll do all I can to make it a vacation to remember!

Kisume

R-Right... Where would you like to go next?

Medicine

Hmm... I could really go for a post-bath snack!

Medicine

So this is the famous Hell hot spring town shopping district!

Hina

It's so much busier than where we were before.

Kisume

Yep, this place is always bustling with visitors... It's the perfect spot to look for a snack.

???

Hello there, girls.

Mister Rinnosuke?

Hina

I didn't expect to see you here! Thanks for making us these yukata, by the way.

Rinnosuke

You're most welcome. I'm glad you like them.

Are you here selling something today?

Rinnosuke

As a matter of fact, I am. Post-bath snacks to be precise. Would you like to try one? People seem to love them.

Medicine

Whoa! You've got Blood Pool ice cream cups!

Hina

Blood Pool what now?

Rinnosuke

That's actually my top-seller.

Kisume

Is this what you were looking for, Medicine?

Medicine

Uh-huh. I read about them in Aya's newspaper. There was no way I could leave without trying one!

Utsuho & Medicine

One Blood Pool ice cream cup, please!

Rinnosuke

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but it looks like I only have one left...

Hina

For real? What rotten luck.

Kisume

So... there's not enough for both of them?

Utsuho & Medicine

I ordered first!

(Shoulda seen that coming!)

Hina

Why don't you just let her have it, Medicine? We can always come back tomorrow.

Medicine

No way! I wanna try one now. The article said they're ten times yummier after a hot bath!

Utsuho

Yeah, but I'm starving!

Rinnosuke

Both of you, calm down. I can't have you making a scene right by my stall.

Rinnosuke

Surely there's a smarter way to settle this.

Rinnosuke

Say... a battle of bullets?

Utsuho

Good idea!

Medicine

Whoever wins gets the ice cream cup!

Rinnosuke

Great. But do you mind battling someplace else...?

Medicine

Hehe! That settles it!

Utsuho

Th-This can't be happening!

Medicine

*nom* *nom* Yum! Open wide, Miss Lily!

Utsuho

*sigh* That battle's made me even hungrier than before.

Rinnosuke

Sorry I don't have any more. But if you check the sidestreets, I'm sure you'll find some.

Utsuho

For real?! Thanks, Mister Rinnosuke!

Kisume

Sh-She perked up quick...

Rin

Miss PLAYER! Boy, am I glad to see you! Do you have a sec?

Hey, Orin. What's up?

Rin

I heard Okuu's voice coming from over here just now. Have you seen her?

Hina

She went that way.

Rin

No kidding! Thanks.

Rin

I told her we might get called to work any time so she should stay put, then she goes and wanders off.

Kisume

Called to work? I-Is everything all right?

Yuugi

Kisume! There you are!

Medicine

*nom* *nom* Hey, it's Miss Yuugi. What's up?

Yuugi

Wow, even PLAYER's here, huh? I hope you're all having fun sightseeing!

Kisume

Hello, Miss Yuugi. D-Did you need something?

Yuugi

I hate to ask this, but...

Yuugi

Will you come back to work?!

Yuugi

You gotta come back, Kisume! You can take some time off once things calm down a little. I'll make it worth your while!

Kisume

I already finished work for the day. And I told you I needed some time off now...

Yuugi

But you're the only one who can help me. I know I'm asking a lot, but... please!

Kisume

I worked so hard so I could spend time with these guys...

Kisume

(I suppose Miss Yuugi's been good to me, though. I'd love to help her out...)

Medicine

*nom* *nom* What's the problem, Kisume?

Kisume

Sorry, everyone. I have to go back to work for a bit.

Kisume

I can show you around another time―

Medicine

We'll come with you.

Kisume

What?

Hina

Good idea! If we work together, you'll be done in no time.

I wanna come, too!

Medicine

We'll be back sightseeing before you can say "Hell Pool ice cream cup!"

Hina

We already planned to stay here a while. What's the harm in an extra day or two?

Kisume

I can't make you work during your vacation! What sort of friend would that make me...?!

Kisume

Even without me showing you around, you can still go sightseeing.

Kisume

I'm sure Miss PLAYER knows her way around a little...

Medicine

Nuh-uh! No way!

Kisume

Wh-Why not?

Hina

We want to go on a hot spring tour together. And that includes you.

Hina

You'll be stuck at work for ages if you go alone. Please let us come with you!

We just wanna help!

Then we can all have fun together!

Kisume

You guys...!

Yuugi

I'd be real grateful, too. It never hurts to have an extra pair of hands... or three.

Yuugi

If it's all right with you, why don't we get going?

Medicine

Sounds good! We'll get everything done in a flash!

Hina

So this is Miss Yuugi's hot spring resort...

Medicine

What's with the massive line?! There are so many people waiting to get in!

Kisume

I-I don't get it... There are even more than before!

Yuugi

There are too many for the receptionists to handle at once, so they're stuck waiting out here.

Impatient Visitor

Hmph! How much longer is this gonna take?!

Annoyed Visitor

Hey! Quit pushing me!

Marisa

What gives? The line's never normally this long.

Marisa

I suppose this is all part of the fun! A bit of trouble never hurt anyone.

I got a bad feeling about this.

Kisume

Wh-What do we do?

Yuugi

There's only one thing for it...

Yuugi

We gotta help them vent their anger!

Kisume

...Say what?

Yuugi

This is the perfect opportunity for me to see what you guys are capable of.

Kisume

Umm, Miss Yuugi... why are you picking me up by the bucket?

Yuugi

Get to work!

Kisume

Eeeeep!

Marisa

Hey, PLAYER. You better watch out. This place is crawling with angry vengeful spirits.

Kisume

Hehehe! Don't worry, they won't be around for long!

Marisa

...Remind me never to get on your bad side!

Yuugi

Nice work! I just know you guys are gonna do great here.

Yuugi

Good luck. I'm counting on you!

In the L^5 Universe, in the Human Village...

Keine

Hey, PLAYER. You headed to the same place again today?

Yep! I'm bringing everyone lunch.

Keine

That's very kind of you. If you don't mind, can you take these manju to them?

Keine

I got them from my favorite sweets shop. They make a great snack. I know at least one of them will be thrilled.

Keine

Tell them if they're having any trouble, we're always here to help.

Will do. Bye, Miss Keine!

???

Who is it?

???

Oh, it's you. What are you doing here again?

???

*sniff* *sniff* Is that...?!

Uh-huh. I brought you some lunch.

There should be enough for everyone.

Rumia

For real?!

Rumia

Good timing. I'm starving.

Rumia

I know! Why don't you eat with us? I'm sure you came to check up on us too, right?

Rumia

C'mon, don't be shy. Get in here.

Rumia

Parsee, Komachi! PLAYER's here.

Parsee

Back again, huh? Make yourself at home.

Komachi

Good to see ya! But, uhh... what was that I heard about lunch?

I brought you all bento boxes.

Komachi

Wayda go. I'm famished.

Komachi

Parsee's grumpy as usual, but I'm happy you're back.

Parsee

I never said I wasn't happy to see her...

Parsee

In fact, her timing couldn't have been better. Rumia turns into a real pain when she's hungry.

Komachi

I feel kinda bad though. We're staying here rent-free, getting food brought to us...

Rumia

*munch* *incomprehensible reply* *munch*

Parsee

Swallow and THEN talk.

Rumia

*swallow* I get where you're coming from, Komachi, but I wouldn't sweat it.

Rumia

It's not like we asked to come to this world.

Nitori

Wh-Whoa... Is this one of those big Seal Crystals that grants wishes?!

Nitori

To think I'd stumble upon one so easily. It's my lucky day!

Nitori

There are tons of things I wanna wish for... but at times like this you gotta go big or go home!

Nitori

I wanna see the sea!

Nitori

Eeeek! Who are you?!

Nitori wasn't the only one who was surprised.

It's pretty crazy you all arrived at once, though...

Komachi

This whole situation is crazy. Turns out there are things even more mysterious than the ocean.

Parsee

This world is similar to mine, but wherever I go, everyone and everything is just a little different.

Parsee

I guess parallel worlds really do exist.

Komachi

Nitori wished to see the sea, so it kinda makes sense me being brought here.

Komachi

But why did you two get dragged into this?

Parsee

I dunno, but we need to find out. It might help us figure out how to get home.

Rumia

We've been investigating as a team, but we haven't had any luck yet.

Rumia

At first, we didn't even have a place to stay. It was Nitori who found somewhere big enough for all of us.

She's been helping you a lot, huh?

(Even though she's to blame for all this...)

Rumia

So long as we don't know how to get home, why don't we try and enjoy our time here?

Komachi

You're right. This is a rare opportunity. I wanna find out more about you guys and this world!

What about you, Parsee?

Parsee

...I'm not going to pretend to be excited about this just because you're all staring at me.

Rumia

Look, there's still some food left. And some manju! Don't mind if I do―

Komachi

Hey, cut it out! That's mine. I just haven't gotten around to eating it yet!

Parsee

You're just as greedy as the Rumia in my world.

(It's nice to see them all getting along...)

The next day...

Good morning! ...Huh? Where is everyone?

Rumia

There you are...

Rumia

Have you seen what's happening?!

No, why?

What is it?

Rumia

It's bad, PLAYER. Real bad. You better come see for yourself!

This water's... warm?

And it smells weird. Almost like...!

Rumia

I dunno why...

Rumia

But hot springs have appeared all over Gensokyo!

Why's this happening?

Any ideas, Rumia?

Rumia

Beats me. It was like this when I woke up this morning... It's like Gensokyo's turned into one giant hot spring resort.

Rumia

I can't find Komachi or Parsee, though. You don't know where they went, do you?

Not a clue.

Rumia

Figures. I can't believe they'd bail on me at a time like this.

Rumia

The Human Village, the mountain, the shrines... There are hot springs everywhere. I've never seen anything like it.

Rumia

My bet is this is one of those medium incidents. It's happening for a pretty dumb reason, though.

Rumia

Even still...

Cirno

Take this! My super special hyper ultra―

Kogasa

Gotcha!

Cirno

Ahhh!

Kogasa

Hehe, did I surprise you? I did, didn't I? That'll teach you for messing with me!

Sekibanki

Cirno's attack name is way too long...

Mystia

She's wide open! Splash her!

Cirno

Hot, hot, hot!

Cirno

Oh, right. This is hot spring water!

Cirno

No more splashing me. Just imagine I've got a miracle barrier around me!

Mystia

Where's the fun in that?

Kogasa

You said there'd be no holding back!

Rumia

I wanna play too! ...Wait. This isn't the time for that!

Rumia

We gotta find Komachi and Parsee, quick.

Kogasa

Hey, look! It's PLAYER!

Cirno

Hehe, now's my chance! MEGA SPLASH!

(Oh no, I can't dodge it!)

Rumia

Watch out!

...Huh? I'm still dry?

Rumia

Cut it out, Cirno. Attacking people without warning is no fair.

Cirno

You're that big Rumia who showed up recently! You can join in our water fight if you like.

Mystia

Yeah, c'mon. We've got plenty of spare water guns.

Rumia

Me and PLAYER have more important things to do right now.

Rumia

If you're not gonna let us pass, then we'll have to use force.

Sekibanki

Whoa! She's so cool!

Kogasa

All we did was invite her to play! She doesn't have to be so cold.

Sekibanki

Yeah, but it sounds like she's in a rush. We can always play together some other time.

Cirno

Heh. You really think I'm gonna back down from a fight?

Mystia

Load your water guns! PLAYER's our main target!

Cirno

We'll show 'em who's boss!

Rumia

Uhh... Does this kinda thing happen a lot in this world?

Cirno

*splutter* *splutter*

Rumia

Haha! That was even easier than I expected!

Cirno

I don't believe it...!

Mystia

That was amazing... Especially considering that was your first ever water gun battle.

Rumia

Pah, what do you take me for? I was just getting warmed up.

(She looks like she's having fun.)

I never doubted you for a second, Rumia!

Rumia

These water guns are pretty incredible, though. Did you guys make them yourselves?

Sekibanki

Nope. It was Nitori and the other kappa. She said we should use them to make the most of the medium incident...

Make the most of it...?

Rumia

Nitori, huh? We should head to the mountain, then. Maybe we'll find Komachi and Parsee there, too.

Sekibanki

Are you talking about the Komachi dressed for the beach?

Kogasa

If you are, then she's with Nitori. Apparently, the ravine's where the hot springs first appeared.

Rumia

Why didn't you just say that at the start?

Rumia

Maybe Komachi and Parsee are there trying to get to the bottom of this. Let's go find them.

Komachi

Woohoo!

Worried Kappa

So, Miss Parsee... what does my fortune say?

Parsee

Hm, nothing too bad. But you need to wait till the time is right. Don't be hasty.

Worried Kappa

Whoa...! Thanks.

Rumia

Cut it out you two. How am I supposed to get near you with all that splashing?

Komachi

Rumia, PLAYER, you're finally here! I'll head over after one more lap!

Nitori

Hello there. Are you two here to meet someone? How about a quick bath while you wait?

Nitori

We have everything from footbaths to make-shift hot spring pools. C'mon, don't be shy!

Kappa sure work fast.

Rumia

You said it. This place is incredible...

Rumia

...How much longer are they gonna make us wait?

Parsee

Oh, I didn't know you guys were here, too.

Rumia

We got here a while ago. You know, after you ditched us this morning. Good to know you were having fun, though...

Parsee

Oh, uhh... sorry about that. Komachi practically dragged me here.

What is it, Parsee?

Enthusiastic Kappa

Whoa, check out Miss Komachi!

Rumia

...She's definitely having the most fun, huh?

Rumia

She's surfing on that board she always carries around. I wondered what it was for...

(It looks kinda fun...)

Rumia

What's up with you? You don't wanna try it, do you?

Maybe a little.

Parsee

It looks like it moves when the wind hits the sail. I bet it's nowhere near as easy as Komachi makes it seem.

Komachi

Are you guys talking about my windsurfing? That's so cool!

Komachi

You can give it a try if you like, PLAYER! Nitori and the kappa have been making extra boards.

Oh, uhh... You mean, like, right now?!

Rental Shop Kappa

Here, you can borrow one of our kappa surfboards! We just want everyone to enjoy hot spring sports.

Rumia

What are hot spring sports...?

Rental Shop Kappa

They're brand-new sports that all use hot spring water! There's surfing, and a whole bunch of others to try!

Rental Shop Kappa

Our surfboards have tons of safety equipment and support items built in, so anyone can ride the hot spring waves!

Komachi

Don't worry, I'll show you the basics. After that, it's all about sticking at it and having as much fun as possible!

Komachi

Surfing's a ton of fun, but first, you need to get used to standing up on the board.

Komachi

Don't worry, everyone fails the first time. Get ready to give it another try!

Komachi

Nice one! You got a great sense of balance, huh?! I think that's all the teaching you need from me.

Komachi

You were amazing out there, PLAYER!

Thanks, Komachi.

I couldn't have done it without your help.

Komachi

Nah, I'm sure you'd have been fine without me. It takes most people way longer to stand up for the first time.

Parsee

No kidding? Maybe she was born to be a surfer.

Rumia

Sorry to interrupt, but we have more important things to discuss than PLAYER's surfing talent...

(Oops! I totally forgot why we came here!)

Rumia

I'm sure you know by now, but there are hot springs springing up all over Gensokyo.

Rumia

You left before we did this morning, right? Did you notice anything else that was strange?

One of you might be causing this somehow...

Seeing as you're from parallel worlds and all.

Komachi

You are a sharp one.

Rumia

Wait, does that mean...?

Komachi

Yep. The one causing this medium incident...

Komachi

Is me!

Rumia

Hold up... You're not lying to us, are you?

Komachi

Nope. I'm the one who made all the hot springs appear.

Parsee

What are you saying, Komachi?!

Rumia

Even if you're telling the truth, how did you pull it off in a single day?

Komachi

Simple. I used my ability. It's not that hard when you think about it.

Komachi

All I did was shorten the distance between the underground hot springs and the surface... And ta-da!

But... why?

You must've had a good reason, right?

Rumia

That's what I wanna know. What are you getting out of all this?

Komachi

Hmm, I suppose the reason I did this...

Komachi

...was 'cause I thought it'd be fun.

Rumia

...That's it?

Rumia

You can't be serious! What sort of person uses their ability just for fun?!

Komachi

Someone like me, I guess. Just picture it. Steam rising over Gensokyo as hot spring water bubbles up from below...

Komachi

Who wouldn't wanna see that?!

Komachi

You can soak in the warm water or enjoy hot spring sports! There's something for everyone!

Komachi

Look around...

Tengu Skipping Work

Whoa. They've got hot spring canoeing and hot spring kayaking.

Kappa Staff Member

Hello there! Hot spring volleyball is about to start! You strap on a jetpack and play above the water!

Kappa Staff Member

Sign up now for a free kappa hot spring spa ticket!

Tengu Skipping Work

For real?! Sign me up, sign me up!

Komachi

See. Everyone's loving all the hot springs.

Komachi

It's like a Gensokyo-wide festival. You guys should get in on the fun.

M-Maybe, but...!

Tengu Skipping Work

Hey, you guys! Sorry to interrupt, but do you wanna play hot spring volleyball with us?

Kappa Staff Member

We need a few more players. The winning team gets hot spring sports vouchers.

Komachi

Awesome! Sign me up.

Komachi

C'mon, PLAYER, you can play too.

Komachi

And Rumia and Parsee, of course!

Rumia

Are you serious?!

Komachi

It'll be fun! How often do you get to play hot spring volleyball?!

Parsee

H-Hold up! I've never played before.

Parsee

At least explain the rules first!

Komachi

Rules, smhules! You'll figure it out as we play!

Komachi

Let's go Team Parallel World! Let's go all out for the W!

Kappa Staff Member

Team Parallel World wins!

Tengu Skipping Work

Th-They were too strong! Their teamwork was incredible...

Komachi

We did it! You were definitely the MVP, PLAYER!

Rumia

You moved pretty well out there, Parsee.

Parsee

Did you expect me to not even be able to move...?

Tengu Skipping Work

Hey, Miss Komachi! Play on our team next!

Fired-Up Fairy

No way! Play on OUR team!

Komachi

Calm down. I've got time to play with all of you!

Komachi

Sorry guys, duty calls.

Komachi

The hot spring sports vouchers are all yours. Have fun!

Rumia

...What do you wanna do, PLAYER?

I guess we should try and make the most of this.

Rumia

Yeah, it'd be a shame to let these vouchers go to waste. Let's check out some more hot spring sports then head home.

Rumia

N-Not that I WANT to try more of them or anything...

Wanna come with us, Parsee?

Parsee

I could use a break...

Rumia

No problem. We'll meet up with you later. C'mon, PLAYER, let's go.

Bye, Parsee.

Parsee

Have fun. And...

Parsee

...Sorry.

Meanwhile, PLAYER, Medicine, Kisume, and Hina were hard at work...

Medicine

Just gotta put the bath buckets back against the wall...

Medicine

That's everything! All the buckets and stools are where they belong... But we're running low on soap!

Medicine

PLAYER! More soap, stat!

OK, I'll go grab some.

Medicine

Thanks. Once we're done here, let's go give Kisume a hand!

Kisume

*scrub* *scrub* C'mon, c'mon...

Kisume

There. Nice and clean!

Medicine

Kisume! You finished cleaning yet?

Kisume

Watch out. I just scrubbed the entire floor!

(It's super shiny!)

Careful you don't slip!

Medicine

Wh-Whoaaa!

Kisume

G-Gotcha!

Medicine

Whoa! Did you just slide to save me in your bucket?! Do it again, do it again!

Kisume

No. I only did it to stop you getting hurt!

Hina

Here's your locker key. Have a pleasant time.

Hina

Phew. Things are a little calmer now.

Medicine

Hina! You getting on all right?

Hina

Yep. I just gave the last guest their locker key. Good job with the cleaning.

Kisume

I know this was all rather sudden, but thanks for helping out!

Hina

Even I can do work this easy... But something's not quite right.

What?

Hina

Hey, Kisume. About the people working here...

Exhausted Worker

*yawn*

Tired Worker

Finally... finished.

Exhausted Worker

*yawn*

Tired Worker

Must do... next task.

Marisa

You guys work here, right? Know where I can find the restaurant?

Exhausted Worker

WELCOME TO OUR HOT SPRING!

Marisa

What the?! There's no need to shout!

Tired Worker

Luggage! You have luggage! I'll take your luggage!

Marisa

Uhh, no thanks. I can carry it myself.

Tired Worker

But carrying luggage is my job... Let me do my job.

Marisa

I would, it's just... all my important work tools are in here. I appreciate the offer, though.

Exhausted Worker

Important?! That's right. Guests are important! I'll carry you!

Marisa

Whoaaa! Put me down!

Hina

They've been acting like that the whole time.

Medicine

They're pretty scary, huh?

Hina

Based on all the yawning, I'm pretty sure they're tired. Like, really tired.

Hina

And it seems like it's getting to them.

Medicine

You've been working here a while, right, Kisume? Have they always been like this?

Kisume

W-Well, everyone does tend to be pretty busy. I guess it's been like this since I first started...

Hina

There must be a reason for all this. Any ideas?

Kisume

Like I said, it's always been like this, so I don't really know...

Maybe we should ask the other workers.

Hina

Yeah. We gotta find out what's causing this before it's too late.

Kisume

That's nice of you, but you don't have to go through all that trouble. It's not like you work here or anything...

Hina

No, but we're helping out. That means we're on the same team. We'll do whatever we can to fix this.

Then maybe you won't have so much work to do!

Medicine

Which means you can spend more time hanging out with us! What are we waiting for? Let's get to the bottom of this!

Medicine

Actually... I need some milk first!

Hina

Excuse me. Do you have a moment?

Yamame

Outta the way! I don't have any time to spare!

Medicine

How come you guys are so busy?

Parsee

Dunno, but we are. Next, I gotta sweep the floors and organize the towels... Can whatever this is wait?

Kisume

U-Umm, e-excuse me...!

No one will talk to us!

Medicine

We only want to ask them a few questions!

Hina

We're in a tight spot. Everyone's way busier than I imagined.

Kisume

*sob* Why won't anyone stop working?

Hina

Why don't we ask some of the guests? Maybe they can tell us what's going on here.

And if they're guests, they'll surely have time to chat.

Medicine

Good point, PLAYER!

Hina

Yeah. Since they're here to relax and see the sights, they might've noticed something out of the ordinary.

Kisume

OK, let's try talking to the next guest we see!

???

Heeelp!

Did you hear that?!

Medicine

It came from over there. I wonder what's going on.

Hina

Hopefully it's nothing serious. Everyone here is busy enough as it is. Let's go check it out!

Kisume

O-Oh no...

Hina

That guest is in trouble!

Shion

Aaaargh...

Shion

(Why me? I was just looking at the yummy drinks. Then all of a sudden, these workers swarmed me!)

Remilia

...Huh? This strawberry milk isn't cold at all. You there, get me another one.

Remilia

Hey, are you listening to me? The milk's supposed to be cold.

Parsee

Busy... So busy...

Remilia

Where are you going?! Get back here! I just got out of the bath and I want to drink some cold milk.

Parsee

Sorry. If I don't go now, I'll fall behind schedule... Ask one of the other staff members.

Remilia

What gives? This place was never like this before. Besides, isn't serving guests on your "schedule"?

Remilia

If there's no one around to help, I guess I'll just take the milk... Actually, better not.

Flustered Workers

Work?! Work?! We wanna work! Let us work!

Remilia

Now there are too many of you! Where did you all come from?!

Shion

Umm, can you let me past...?

Shion

Ahhh!

Flustered Workers

Let us work! Let us work!

Shion

L-Let me through!

Hina

...We gotta find a way to get them under control.

Medicine

Is everyone nice and calm now?

Remilia

Yeah, I've cooled down. Wish I could say the same about my milk, though...

Shion

Why does this stuff always happen to me?

Kisume

S-Sorry about all this!

Medicine

The workers went back to their regular tasks.

Hina

Oh well. At least we found some guests to talk to.

Hina

I'm sure we don't need to tell you, but the workers here are acting strange. Any idea why?

Remilia

Nope. I haven't been here long.

Shion

I'm sure the misfortune god has already started to figure it out, but do you want me to tell you anyway?

Medicine

You mean you know what's going on here?!

Shion

I-It's kinda obvious, but I think the workers are, you know, over-working themselves.

Hina

I thought so...

Shion

They don't seem to have realized, though. Either way, it takes a lot for this amount of negative energy to build up.

Shion

That's all I can tell you. I haven't been here much longer than the vampire.

Negative energy, huh?

Thanks, Shion!

Hina

From the sounds of it, we're going to have to talk to the workers. Even if we have to force them to stop working...

Shion

Can I go now? I really wanna get back to sightseeing.

Medicine

Thanks for speaking to us!

Kisume

Enjoy the rest of your vacation!

Remilia

Thanks for the cold strawberry milk.

Remilia

Don't work too hard, though. This place is open 24 hours, 365 days a year, right?

Kisume

Thanks, but the work here's not that hard.

Wait... you don't get any days off?

Hina & Medicine

Say what?!

In the L^5 Universe, a few days after all the hot springs appeared...

(It's hard to believe Gensokyo's covered in hot springs.)

(At first, I was pretty worried, but...)

Minoriko

Hello. Would you like to try some hot spring steamed veggies? The sweet potatoes are extra fluffy and delicious.

Ringo

We've got hot spring dango for a limited time only. They taste great AND they're packed with nutrients!

Sanae

Check out our new froggie bath bucket! It's made with a super durable material to enhance your bathing experience!

Sanae

You'll feel like you're at a top hot spring resort every day of the week! Buy one now and get another completely free!

Akyuu

Looks like a regular bucket to me...

Minamitsu

The ferry is about to depart. Anyone headed to Myouren Temple, please climb aboard!

Ichirin

You're more cheerful than ever, Minamitsu.

Minamitsu

Of course I am. I get to drive a ferry every day! And it's all thanks to the hot springs!

(Everyone's loving this medium incident.)

Parsee

Hey, what're you two fighting about?

(Is that...?)

Mischievous Girl

We went to get water guns together, but he took the biggest one!

Intelligent Boy

You were too slow! Besides, your one shoots further than mine!

Parsee

This is such a silly argument...

Mischievous Girl

But I want the big one!

Parsee

I know, I know. But just look at the one you've got.

Parsee

Any water gun that can shoot that far is pretty cool in my books.

Mischievous Girl

I-I guess.

Parsee

Why don't you play for a little, then swap? Sounds fair, right?

Mischievous Girl

Good idea!

Intelligent Boy

Yeah...! Why didn't we think of that?

Parsee

An argument over who gets the big water gun... I'm so jealous.

Mischievous Girl

Thanks for helping us!

Parsee

You're welcome. But I don't want to get wet. Go and play over there, OK?

Wayda go, Parsee!

Parsee

Eek! How long have you been here?!

Parsee

So is watching me stop kids from arguing fun for you, or...?

I dunno. You're just so good at it.

Parsee

Well, it's easier than stopping oni from arguing, I'll tell you that.

Parsee

It's all about listening, really. Come to think of it, lots of people came to me for advice back in my world.

Parsee

Is there anything you want to talk to me about? Feel free to just vent if you like.

Parsee

If there's something you're struggling with, sometimes it helps to talk it through.

In that case...

I guess I'd like to know a bit more about you.

Parsee

About me...?

Parsee

I doubt that'll be much fun. I'm good at listening. Talking, not so much...

Oh, yeah?! Tell me more―

??? A

Miss Komaaachi! Are you in here?

??? B

We just wanna talk!

Parsee

Komachi doesn't get visitors often... They've come at a bad time, though. She's not here.

Parsee

I guess I'll take a message.

Parsee

Oh, it's you...

Hey, guys.

What are you doing here?

Koakuma

Miss Komachi, please! We really need to talk to you!

Meiling

There's no escape! We have the building surrounded!

Sakuya

No, we don't, Meiling. We're all in here.

Parsee

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Komachi isn't here. Why don't you come back another time?

We can take a message if you like.

Meiling

She's really not here, huh? I'd love to say we'll try again tomorrow...

Koakuma

But we can't wait that long! We need her to get rid of all the hot springs...

Koakuma, Meiling & Sakuya

NOW!

How come you know she's the one doing this?

Koakuma

Because we've been investigating this situation from the start!

Sakuya

Nitori told us that Komachi is to blame for all this.

Meiling

We figure if we take care of her, this medium incident will finally end!

Parsee

So that's why you came all the way out here, huh?

Well, it's true that Komachi started the incident...

Parsee

For now, why don't you just calm down? Maybe we can talk this out.

Sakuya

Sorry, but we're under strict orders.

Meiling

We have to protect the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Koakuma

And we're willing to do whatever it takes!

Parsee

*eye-roll* Fiiiiine...

Koakuma

Ouch...

Parsee

Now we're all nice and calm, let's talk about the hot springs.

Parsee

Did something bad happen at your mansion?

Meiling

That's putting it lightly!

Meiling

At this rate, our mistresses won't survive much longer!

Remilia

How long are these hot springs gonna be here for?!

Sakuya

Please try to calm down, Mistress!

Remilia

How am I supposed to be calm at a time like this?!

Remilia

I know some of the youkai are loving all the hot water flowing around...

Remilia

But to us vampires, it's a matter of life and death!

Remilia

There are rivers in the hallways and the garden's practically turned into a lake! It's not safe anywhere!

Meiling

We're about to run out of towels to soak up the water.

Remilia

I wouldn't mind if it was just for a day, but it won't end! Not to mention, this hot spring water stinks of sulfur.

Remilia

And worst of all...

Remilia

Flan's underground room is completely flooded!

Flandre

Yeah! What gives?!

Remilia

Sakuya, Meiling, Koakuma, listen up! I order you to put an end to this medium incident!

Sakuya

They've been angry for days. We came to convince Komachi to stop all this.

Koakuma

Lady Patchouli's locked herself in the library so no water gets in...

Meiling

We're sorry to just barge in on you like this, but our mistresses aren't the only ones suffering.

Meiling

Some of the weaker youkai can't handle how hot the water is and some of the villagers are afraid of getting wet.

Sakuya

If we at least knew how much longer this is going to last...

Parsee

...I understand.

This situation must be real hard for a vampire, huh?

Rumia

I'm baaack! ...Huh? What's going on here?

Hi, Rumia. It's a bit of a long story...

Rumia

So Remilia and her sister have hit their limit, huh?

Parsee

As the saying goes, one youkai's pleasure is another youkai's pain...

Rumia

Komachi said she wanted everyone to enjoy the medium incident... but there has to be more to it.

Rumia

I wonder what she isn't telling us.

She didn't give us a straight answer before.

We've gotta talk to her.

Parsee

PLAYER... The truth is―

Komachi

Whoa, so many visitors.

Komachi

Don't worry. I know you're all here to see me.

Komachi

Let me guess, you wanna stop the medium incident.

Sakuya

Bingo. So, are you going to get rid of all the hot springs or not?

Remilia

I hope you are. 'Cause I'm running out of patience...

Sakuya

Lady Remilia! And Lady Flandre!

Remilia

You three were taking so long that we decided to deal with this ourselves!

Meiling

But Gensokyo's covered in hot springs... Did you make it here all right?!

Flandre

Not even close! Do you have any idea how stressful it is flying over that much water?

Flandre

Not to mention all the steam in the air! I'm exhausted...

Remilia

But it looks like we came at the right time.

Remilia

We found just who we were looking for.

Remilia

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this medium incident. Did you want to try hot spring sports?

Remilia

Or maybe you just wanted an opportunity to put that board of yours to use.

Komachi

Who's to say?

(Why won't she give a straight answer?)

Remilia

Actually, I don't care why you're doing this so long as it stops.

Flandre

I can't take this anymore. Will destroying her help?

Rumia

You heard 'em, Komachi. What are you gonna do?

Komachi

Hmm...

Komachi

OK! I'll stop the medium incident!

Just like that?!

Remilia

For real?!

Komachi

However!

Komachi

I have one condition.

Flandre

...What?

Komachi

You have to beat me at hot spring sports first!

Remilia & Flandre

Say whaaaaat?!

You mean the sports we played before?

Komachi

Uh-huh, at the Genbu Ravine.

Komachi

That's my condition. It's not a problem, right?

Remilia & Flandre

Of course it is!

Remilia

We're already at a disadvantage with all the flowing water. How are we supposed to beat someone with experience?!

Komachi

Fine. Have fun with all the hot springs.

Remilia

Someone needs to put this insolent shinigami back in her place...

Flandre

You read my mind!

Sakuya & Meiling

Lady Remilia! Lady Flandre!

Komachi

This isn't looking good!

Remilia & Flandre

EEEEK!

Komachi

There. Did that cool you off? ...Actually, it was hot spring water so I guess not.

Remilia & Flandre

KOMACHIIIII!

Parsee

You're just making them angrier!

Komachi

...I really am, huh?

Remilia

*sob* *sob* It's impossible to battle like this!

Komachi

You vampires are useless with all this flowing water around, huh?

Komachi

Maybe you'll be better at hot spring sports. Although... now that I think about it, maybe not.

Flandre

*sob* *sob* Now you're just being mean...

What if I played instead?

I could be the one to challenge Komachi!

Komachi

Really? That's pretty bold of you.

Maybe. But some people are struggling out there.

If I win, will you stop the medium incident?

Komachi

Of course. Who am I to turn down an eager challenger?

Komachi

Let's settle this with an all-out hot spring windsurfing race!

Everyone

Hot spring windsurfing...?

Back in the L2.5 Universe...

Yamame

Busy, busy, busy. What do I have to do next, again?

Medicine

Stop right there!

Yamame

You again?! I thought I told you I was busy.

Medicine

We just wanna talk!

We heard people work here every day...

Yamame

Of course we do. It's not like the resort ever closes. We take it in shifts.

Yamame

Being open every day is what makes this place stand out. Besides, working is fun! I can't imagine turning guests away!

Medicine

Wh-What about your vacation days? And I know you're busy, but you must get time to take breaks during the day, right?

Yamame

Breaks...?

Yamame

I can't remember the last time I left the resort. It's better to stay here. You know, in case something goes wrong.

Yamame

And even if I take a vacation, I always get called back early. So I figure it's easier to just not bother!

Yamame

I guess I get tired sometimes... but I love working so much! Hahaha!

Yamame

Speaking of work, I better get back to it! See ya!

Medicine

Y-You gotta be kidding me...

Hina

Well, we asked around, and I think we have a good picture of what's going on here...

Medicine

It's no wonder everyone here's tired. They get worked to the bone without a single day off!

Hina

Didn't you ever think that was strange, Kisume?

Kisume

I-I dunno. No one else complained, so...!

So you just figured it was normal?!

That's kinda scary...

Hina

The workers have their own tasks, but they also do whatever extra work they come across.

Hina

Which is the other problem at this resort...

Hina

Everyone pushes themselves too hard.

Medicine

But pushing yourself isn't a bad thing, is it?

Hina

No, it's not. But it's important to know your limits.

Hina

If you keep working when you're tired, your pace slows down. Then to make up for that, you gotta work even harder...

Kisume

So you just end up EVEN MORE tired...!

Hina

Yep. It's a total lose-lose. Which is why we can't let people here continue to overwork themselves.

Medicine

But why did it end up like this in the first place? It's not like Miss Yuugi wants everyone to be miserable.

Kisume

Maybe...

Maybe what, Kisume?

Kisume

Maybe things went wrong right from the start...

Yuugi

You're the youkai who wanna work for me, huh? So go on, what type of work can you do?

Eager Youkai Workers

...! ...!

Yuugi

Hm? You'll do anything that needs doing? By anything do you really mean ANYTHING?

Eager Youkai Workers

...! ...!

Yuugi

Huh... You'll follow any orders I give? You just wanna work?

Yuugi

You guys are a strange bunch...

Yuugi

But I like your enthusiasm. Fine. I'll let you work at my resort.

Eager Youkai Workers

...! ...!

Yuugi

But just like hot springs well up from beneath the ground, new tasks always emerge. You're gonna be mighty busy.

Yuugi

But remember, you asked for this. So don't come running, telling me you weren't serious. I can't stand liars. Got that?

Eager Youkai Workers

...! ...!

Kisume

I overheard their conversation just before the resort officially opened, but I didn't say anything...

Medicine

So everyone knew they'd be busy from the start...

...Because that's exactly what they signed up for.

They said they'd do literally anything.

And backing out now would make them "liars."

Hina

So things really did go wrong from the start.

Kisume

Maybe if I'd said something back then, none of this would've happened...!

Hina

It's not too late. We can still fix this.

Medicine

What she said! Where there's a will, there's a way!

Hina

We only came here to help out for a while, but we can't sit back and do nothing. That'd be no fun at all!

Hina

Not to mention that if any more misfortune piles up here, I might have to work overtime, too!

Medicine

All right! Let's figure out a plan!

The next day...

Parsee

What's going on here? I need to get back to my tasks.

Yamame

Apparently, Kisume has some kinda message for us.

Kisume

Th-Thank you for coming, everyone!

Kisume

We thought of a couple of ways to help make everyone's work easier.

Hina

Firstly, we reassigned tasks based on each of your strengths. Check the notice board to find out what you'll be doing.

Yamame

Hm... I'm in charge of cleaning high places. You mean I don't have to throw out the trash or organize the storage room?

Parsee

It looks like everyone's just been assigned one task.

Medicine

We also bought you all a bunch of new equipment from Mister Rinnosuke!

Rin

Whoa, there's loads of great stuff here.

Kisume

S-So what do you think?

Parsee

...This is awful. You can't just suddenly change everything without any warning. This isn't a game!

Kisume

W-Wait, we can explain...!

Yamame

I dunno... I was kinda used to the way things were before.

Kisume

W-We get that. It's just...

Utsuho

Lighting the fires in the kitchen isn't easy! And then you gotta keep the temperature just right!

Rin

Your hands always shake when it's your turn, huh?

Workers

Let us work! Let us work!

Kisume

Just hear us out!

Calm down, everyone!

Yamame

Not a chance! This calls for a battle of bullets!

Kisume

You gotta be kidding...

Medicine

Well, I suppose a battle might be the fastest way to convince them.

Kisume

Hmm... When you put it that way!

Kisume

So basically, we want to make everyone's work a little easier!

Kisume

I-Is that all right?

Medicine

And we're introducing breaks and days off to make sure no one's overworked!

Yamame

Huh... Using this new equipment would definitely make things quicker.

Parsee

I appreciate what you're trying to do, Kisume, but will this really make things easier for us?

Utsuho

Did you say we get days off now?! Yay!

Utsuho

Come to think of it... I haven't taken a day off since I started here.

Workers

But we're too busy to take days off...

Workers

Besides, we all want to work.

Hina

You need to take days off BECAUSE you're busy.

Hina

That way, you can rest up, and work even harder when you come back!

Workers

We suppose...

Hina

The harder you work, the more time you need to recover. It's all about balance!

Hina

Remember, it's important for the guests to enjoy their time here, but it's also important for you to enjoy working here.

Medicine

Exactly! The guests want to see you all smiling!

Medicine

If you're trudging around looking gloomy, the guests will get totally bummed out.

Yamame

I guess we were so busy we couldn't see what affect we were having on them.

Parsee

We've been working here longer than you, so it should've been us helping improve this place... I'm so jealous.

Workers

Let's get started. If something doesn't go well, we can figure it out together!

Kisume

You guys... Thank you!

In the L^5 Universe...

Komachi

First things first, lemme explain hot spring windsurfing!

Komachi

Regular windsurfing is done on the sea using waves and the wind to move. But this is a little different.

Komachi

It uses the warm air rising up from the hot springs instead.

Komachi

The competition itself is simple. Whoever windsurfs to the finish line first wins.

Komachi

If PLAYER wins, I'll stop the hot springs right away.

Komachi

But if I win, they'll keep flowing for the time being.

Rumia

How's that supposed to be fair? PLAYER's practically a beginner.

Komachi

You're right. Even though most of my experience is on the sea, there's a lot of overlap.

Komachi

You can take as long as you like to practice.

Komachi

Even standing up is a challenge. I don't expect you to be ready for a while.

Komachi

In fact, I'll let you decide the date and the race course. I'll just show up on the day. How about that?

Sounds good to me.

You're going down!

Komachi

All right! I'm looking forward to this, PLAYER!

Parsee

Komachi, wait!

...She's gone.

Remilia

Thanks for stepping in for us, PLAYER...

Remilia

But do you really think you can win?

I'm not sure...

Sakuya

Komachi's already a windsurfer, and from what I hear, a pretty good one at that.

Flandre

She tried to make things a little easier for you, but there's no way she'll hold back on the day.

Koakuma

Why don't we talk to her about a bigger handicap? It's not like you can reach her level with a few days practice...

I guess not, huh?

I'm starting to regret signing up for this...

Rumia

Hey, don't say that.

But I'm not sure I can win.

Rumia

*sigh* Don't waste time wondering whether you can win or not...

Rumia

You're gonna win. And d'you know why? 'Cause you got no other choice.

Rumia

So just focus on the task at hand.

Rumia

Unless you plan on losing, that is. I hope not, though.

Rumia

'Cause that'd be suuuuper lame.

Rumia

Volunteering to face Komachi wasn't all for show now, was it?

No. I wanna win. I'm GONNA win!

Rumia

That's the spirit.

Rumia

Like I said, you gotta focus on the task at hand. And in this case, that's whooping Komachi's butt.

Rumia

Who cares if she's got more experience? You gotta do whatever it takes to win.

Flandre

Huh... Sounds like winning sure means a lot to you.

Rumia

Where I'm from, winning's all that matters...

Rumia

A-Anyway!

Rumia

PLAYER, you do have one advantage over Komachi. Look around.

Rumia

You're the kindest girl I've ever met. And you've got the friends to prove it. I'm sure they're all ready to help you.

Rumia

And that includes me. With my all-or-nothing teaching style, you'll be a pro hot spring windsurfer in no time!

Rumia... Thank you.

Remilia

But you've never windsurfed...

Remilia

But she's right. We need to think positively if we want to win. Let's give it our best shot!

Flandre

We'll do whatever we can to help!

Rumia

There's so much to do... We gotta get you a board and start practicing right away. There's no time to spare!

Rumia

There you are! The Hot Spring Boot Camp is about to begin!

W-We're gonna practice windsurfing, right?

(She's kinda scary when she's this hyped up...)

Rumia

What was that, PLAYER?! You're gonna need to speak louder!

Y-Yes, ma'am!

Rumia

That's what I like to hear.

Rumia

For this boot camp, I enlisted the help of several specialists. Be sure to remember them well.

Rumia

First up, Wakasagihime and Nitori Kawashiro! They're the ones who made your board.

Nitori

I went all out to make the best surfboard possible. I even modeled it on Wakasagihime, so it's totally unique!

Wakasagihime

I'm just glad I could do something! But... did taking measurements of my tail and fins really help?

Nitori

Of course! Now I know how you became the champion of the white river rafting competition!

Nitori

The board's balance mechanism comes with a kappa guarantee. You'll glide across the water like a mermaid!

Wakasagihime

And don't worry. If you fall in the water, I'll help you!

Thanks, you two!

Rumia

You need to stay balanced while you're surfing, which means controlling your center of gravity is key.

Rumia

And with her weight manipulation skills, Urumi Ushizaki will be the perfect teacher!

Urumi

So that's why you called me here. You want me to teach her how to control her weight distribution as she turns, huh?

Urumi

I'll use my ability to stabilize you until you learn the ropes. Then I'll steadily make things harder for you.

Sounds great, Urumi!

Urumi

If there's anything else I can do to help, just lemme know.

Wakasagihime

I guess we should start with the basics. How about some simple balance exercises?

Rumia

Nope. She's going right in at the deep end. Literally!

I am?!

Rumia

It's the quickest way to learn! Follow me, PLAYER!

Hey, I'm standing up...!

Wakasagihime

That's it! Now just slowly adjust the sail!

Urumi

Lean forward! Lean forward!

...W-Waaaah!

This is even harder than I thought!

Rumia

PLAYER!

Wakasagihime

Are you OK? It wasn't that deep where you fell in, was it?

No. I'm fine.

Nitori

You're getting the hang of standing up on the board, but moving's gonna take some practice...

Urumi

It's not like you can learn this stuff overnight. It's all about improving a little each day.

Rumia

With Remilia and Flan counting on us, I wanna take down Komachi as fast as possible, though.

Rumia

And that's not the only reason we need to be quick.

Rumia

Sure, we can select the course, but for all we know, Komachi could be using this time to surf all around Gensokyo.

Komachi

And if she does that, there's no course that can surprise her... Is that your point?

Komachi

Hey, how's it going, everyone?

Rumia

Well look who it is... Come to spy on us? Or maybe you're here for a spot of sabotage.

Komachi

Whoa, whoa. I'm not here for any of that.

Komachi

I actually just came to give PLAYER some advice. I saw you fall back there.

Komachi

How about I teach you the basics? You know, how to adjust the sail, how to keep balanced...

Rumia

That's kind of you, but are you sure about this? She's training to beat you, you know?

Komachi

I just want a fair race. It'll be no fun if she can barely get off the start line.

Komachi

I'm the one who caused this medium incident. But some people are suffering because of it.

Komachi

So to put a stop to it, PLAYER volunteered to face me.

Komachi

You might not believe me, but I didn't do all this to cause trouble.

Komachi

I just wanted everyone to have fun in the hot springs.

So that's the real reason you did this...

Komachi

Uh-huh. Our race is basically the last hoorah of this hot spring festival.

Komachi

So don't get too stressed out, OK? Winning's important, but so is having fun!

Komachi

You must be getting hungry right about now, huh, Rumia? Here, I bought some delicious manju in the Human Village.

Rumia

You did?! All right! It's snack time!

Rumia

...This isn't a trick, is it?!

Rumia

We could really use your help, though... After all, you're the only one who actually knows how to windsurf.

Komachi

It's no trick. I'll help you as much as you like.

Rumia

OK, but first things first. Let's take a snack break!

Let's find a tree to relax under.

Komachi

This should stop her complaining a bit...

Komachi

A fair fight is what I'm after, anyway. I'll train PLAYER up as best I can!

A few days later...

Wakasagihime

That's it, PLAYER! Keep going at that speed!

Urumi

Relax! Now, lean your body into the curve!

I can... do this!

Wakasagihime

Wayda go!

Urumi

That was awesome. You've improved so much in such a short time. Keep this up, and this race is in the bag.

Wakasagihime

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. She still has a long way to go.

Urumi

You're right. Komachi's a great windsurfer. Let's keep practicing.

Wakasagihime

There's no rush, though. Slow and steady wins the race, remember?! Don't worry, we'll stick around to help.

Urumi

...What's up with her?

Rumia

*sigh*

Urumi

Hey, where'd all your enthusiasm go?

Rumia

Just leave me alone, would you? I don't have the energy today.

Wakasagihime

What's the matter?

Rumia

Oh... It's nice of you to present yourself to me like this.

Wakasagihime

...Huh?

Rumia

I've been thinking this for a while now, but... you look super delicious!

Wakasagihime

Eeeep!

Oh no, she can't contain her hunger!

Let's take a break, everyone!

Wakasagihime

Y-Y-Yeah! Miss Sakuya and Miss Meiling brought us some snacks a little while ago, right?

Urumi

No kidding? Overtraining won't do PLAYER any good, so let's refuel.

Wakasagihime

C'mon, Rumia. There's a yummy sandwich with your name on it.

Urumi

Whoa... She really was hungry.

Wait... Is that who I think it is?

Parsee! Over here!

Come and join us!

Where are you going?!

Parsee

Are you really chasing me right now?!

Parsee

Just leave me alone!

Parsee

*pant* *pant* You don't give up, do you?

I finally caught up to you...

Wanna come have a snack with us?

Parsee

Sorry, I can't.

Why not...?

Parsee

Because I just can't, OK?!

Parsee

I'm sorry for shouting... It's not that I don't like you or anything.

Parsee

I just... I haven't been a very good friend.

What do you mean...?

Parsee

I suppose you have a right to know the truth.

Parsee

The one who REALLY caused this medium incident...

Parsee

Is me.

In the L2.5 Universe, everyone was working happily thanks to Kisume and the others...

Marisa

Ahh... That was one relaxing bath.

Marisa

This place seems different from last time though. People seem way less busy...

Parsee

I finished scrubbing up here, Yamame.

Yamame

Thanks! I owe you one. Splitting up the cleaning roles like this has been great.

Parsee

You scrub the places I can't reach, and I scrub the floors. Our work gets done so quick it makes me a little jealous...

Kind Worker

Miss Yamame, Miss Parsee. It's time to switch.

Yamame

Hehe, you got it! Let's go take a break!

Parsee

Hi, Marisa. Did you enjoy your bath? Feel free to stay as long as you like.

Marisa

Whoa, even you're in a good mood, huh?

Medicine

All right! I think it's safe to say our plan was a huge success, right?

Hina

People even have time to take breaks now. It was a good call to talk to everyone and find out their strengths.

What's up, Kisume?

Kisume

Nothing. I'm just glad to see everyone smiling again!

Utsuho

That ice cream I ate on break really cooled me down! Now I can blast my fire at full... POOOOOOWERRRR!

Rin

Okuu, stop! You're gonna overheat the water at this rate!

Kisume

At the end of the day, work is still work, but it's way more fun like this.

Kisume

I can't thank you all enough for realizing something wasn't right here!

Medicine

Don't mention it! Besides, all we really wanted was to get back to our vacation as soon as possible.

Hina

She's right. We'll stick around a little while longer, then head off.

Our Underworld hot spring tour's just getting started!

Yuugi

Sounds like you guys are having fun...

Kisume

I-Is that...

Kisume

...M-Miss Yuugi?!

Yuugi

Hey, guys. How's work going?

Kisume

Well, thank you! What, uhh... what are you doing here?

Yuugi

Not much. But there's something I wanted to talk to you about...

Yuugi

Sorry for dragging you out here.

So, what did you want to talk to us about?

Yuugi

First... I wanted to thank you.

Medicine

Thank us?

Yuugi

I heard how hard you've been working. And not only that, it sounds like you improved the way everyone works.

Yuugi

It can't have been easy tackling the resort's biggest problem.

Hina

We just did what we thought was right!

Yuugi

Whatever you did, it made a huge difference. As the manager of this whole hot spring town, I can't thank you enough.

Yuugi

I really mean that!

Kisume

Miss Yuugi...!

Yuugi

But there's a bit of a problem.

A problem?

Wh-What do you mean?

Yuugi

Sure, what you did was great. But you changed so much without permission.

Yuugi

Don't you think you should've come to me first?

Medicine

Eep! Y-You see, the thing is...!

Yuugi

Plenty of people in the Underworld are out to make money, and they're willing to do whatever it takes to do so.

Yuugi

So I gotta ask... You guys aren't trying to steal my resort from me, are you?

What?! Of course not!

Hina

PLAYER's right! We're only here on vacation!

Hina

But... maybe we shouldn't have changed things without asking you.

Kisume

Y-Yeah, we should've discussed it with you first... W-We're sorry!

Yuugi

Very well. I think it's time.

Hina

Time for what?

Yuugi

You got so caught up trying to improve things that you ended up going behind my back.

Yuugi

That took real guts. Which is exactly what I want you to show me...

Yuugi

With a battle of bullets!

Yuugi

I couldn't believe it when I first heard what you were doing at the resort, you know?

Yuugi

I figured you must be planning something, and there was no way I was gonna let you get away with it.

Yuugi

But thanks to that battle, now I see you were just trying to do what was best for everyone.

Yuugi

I like your stuff!

Kisume

M-Miss Yuugi! I'm sorry we went behind your back. But thanks to these guys, it's way more fun working at the resort now!

Kisume

The workers and the guests are always smiling!

Yuugi

Haha, it's rare to hear you so confident. You must be telling the truth.

Yuugi

The resort will be safe in your hands.

Kisume

You bet it will!

Remilia

This place is lively as ever.

Shion

Hey, Remilia. Long time, no see. Did you come to buy some luke-warm strawberry milk?

Remilia

Of course not. They stopped serving that, remember?

Remilia

It's rare to see you alone, though. Did you come back to get trapped in by all the workers again?

Shion

You saw that? I'm hoping that was the first and last time.

Shion

I haven't been here in a while, but the workers don't seem as miserable as before.

Remilia

It's just as packed as it was, but I don't mind. It's actually kinda nice having some excitement in the air.

Remilia

This Former Hell resort was always popular for its wide variety of hot spring baths and leisure facilities.

Shion

Over time, more and more people started staying here... and the workers just kept working harder and harder.

Shion

Before they knew it, the exhaustion caught up to them, and the guests started to notice...

Remilia

But one day, that all changed!

Remilia

Everyone stopped overworking themselves, and now the spectacular hot springs are accompanied by top-notch service!

Shion

The workers here really take good care of you. It's like the sun is finally shining down on the resort again.

Remilia

But because of all the new guests, the wait time for the hot springs has gone up, so I can only give this place three stars!

Shion

The youkai on the surface are starting to catch wind of the resort, too. I'd say it's only gonna get busier here.

Shion

I might bring Joon with me tomorrow. I think it'll be even more fun with her.

Kind Worker

Sorry for the wait! You can go in now. But please don't push.

The resort is doing great!

Hina

I think it's safe for us to leave now. If there's another problem, I'm sure Kisume and the others will figure it out.

Hina

You just have to remember to tell Miss Yuugi first...!

Kisume

Will do! This resort is for everyone, after all!

Medicine

Ahem! You finished all your work, right, Kisume? Let's get back to our hot spring tour!

Kisume

R-Right. I suppose I've done everything I had to... I'll go talk to Miss Yuugi.

Yuugi

Don't worry, I'm right here.

When did you get here?!

Yuugi

Forget about that. There's something I wanted to talk to you all about.

Yuugi

I've been thinking a lot since we last spoke, and I've decided that you're a good fit.

Medicine

A good fit for what?

Yuugi

I'm putting you in charge...

Yuugi

...of this entire resort!

...Huh?

Hina

Hold up. What do you mean you're putting us in charge?!

Yuugi

Don't look surprised. You guys said you were up to the job.

Medicine

When?!

Yuugi

The other day. You seemed pretty enthusiastic about the whole thing.

Kisume

Wait, are you talking about...?

Yuugi

Haha, it's rare to hear you so confident. You must be telling the truth.

Yuugi

The resort will be safe in your hands.

Kisume

You bet it will!

Kisume

Miss Yuugi! I didn't mean we wanted to run the resort!

Yuugi

Relax. I've already told the other workers you're in charge now. They'll do whatever you ask them to.

Hina

You're kidding?! This is all so sudden!

Yuugi

Well, it's too late to back out now.

Medicine

This time it's YOU who's going behind OUR backs!

Yuugi

This is totally different!

Whoa...!

(She really isn't gonna take no for an answer!)

Yuugi

Hahaha! Don't worry, you got this, guys!

Yuugi

Kisume, Hina, Medicine, PLAYER... You're the new managers of this resort.

Hina, Medicine & Kisume

For real?!

Yuugi

Yep. You start tomorrow.

Yuugi

I might be an oni, but I'm not evil. I got you a present to congratulate you on your new jobs.

Yuugi

It's not much, but here...

Hina

Oh, uhh... Thanks?

Hina

Wait, is this what I think it is?!

Yuugi

I got it from one of the people digging for new hot springs. Use it however you like.

Medicine

B-B-B-But this is a big red Seal Crystal!

Yuugi

It sure is. Haven't you seen one before?

Kisume

Is it me, or is it starting to glow?!

Hina, Medicine & Kisume

I-It's sucking us iiiiiiiiiin!

Yuugi

Hahaha! I didn't think they'd use it straight away.

Yuugi

They really are impatient. I bet they always go straight for dessert at dinner.

Umm... I'm still here.

Yuugi

So you are. In that case...

Yuugi

Until they get back, I dub thee...

Yuugi

The sole resort manager!

Say whaaaaaat?!

Parsee

It happened all of a sudden...

Parsee

There was a big flash of light, and the next thing I knew, I was in a world I didn't recognize.

Parsee

My head was such a mess that all I could do was stand and stare.

Nitori

PLAYER! Over here!

Nitori

Check out these three!

Komachi

Umm, can you tell us what just happened? 'Cause we're all pretty confused...

Rumia

Yeah. Where are we? And who the Hell are you?

It's Komachi, Parsee, and... I'm guessing you're Rumia?

Hi. My name's―

Parsee

The kindness in your voice cut through our confusion and made us feel welcome.

Parsee

After that, you helped us find a place to stay.

Parsee

Living together with Komachi and Rumia, I was able to keep my loneliness at bay.

Parsee

This world was strange to me, but I wanted for nothing. I can't tell you how grateful I am.

Parsee

But the more time I spent here... the more I longed to go home.

Parsee

I started to worry that I might be stuck here forever.

Parsee

I worked with Nitori, Rumia, and Komachi to find a way home... but we didn't have any luck.

Parsee

No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't find what we were looking for.

Parsee

Thoughts of home started flooding my mind. I worried about the Night Parade and longed for the warmth of hot springs.

Parsee

More than anything, I wanted to be back by her side...

Parsee

Komachi saw I was feeling down and came to comfort me. Before I knew it... there were tears running down my face.

Parsee

I told her how much I missed home.

Parsee

Komachi listened quietly and said she felt the same way I did.

Parsee

And after going quiet again for a while, she said...

Komachi

First thing tomorrow morning, look out your window. I have something to show you.

Parsee

That was the day you brought us lunch. The next morning, there were hot springs all over Gensokyo.

Parsee

For a moment, I thought I was home. But it wasn't long till I figured out this was what Komachi wanted to show me.

Parsee

I found her windsurfing without a care. I asked her what was going on, but...

Parsee

You're the one behind all this, aren't you?

Komachi

Hey, you're the one who said your world was filled with hot springs.

Komachi

I know it isn't quite the same, but surely this makes you feel a little less homesick.

Parsee

That's not the point. You've gone too far!

Komachi

Haha, I haven't heard you shout like that since we got here. You must be feeling better!

Komachi

Just think of this as a festival I'm holding for you.

Komachi

I wanna go home just as much as you do... but I never see you smile.

Komachi

You just trudge around with a sad look on your face. If you ask me, that's no way to be.

Parsee

Komachi, I...

Komachi

Smile, Parsee. That's why I did all this. To make you smile. What's so wrong with that?

Komachi

I'll put a stop to all this... but only once I've seen you smile.

Komachi

In the meantime, I'm gonna have fun windsurfing!

Parsee

Even after you agreed to race her, I begged her to stop the medium incident.

Parsee

But as the one who started all of this, she said she wanted to see it through to the end.

Parsee

People in this world are used to resolving their issues with direct confrontation, right?

Parsee

Anyway, that's the truth behind this medium incident. Komachi did a bad thing... but for the right reasons.

Thanks for telling me.

Parsee

We've all seen how good a windsurfer she is. You'll have to go all out to beat her.

Parsee

I'd say she's looking for a real challenge. That's why she's been helping you.

There's more to her than I thought, huh?

Parsee

I have no right to ask you this...

Parsee

But please, beat Komachi and end this medium incident.

C'mon, Parsee, let's go back to the others.

I have an idea.

Parsee

Thanks. For what it's worth, I'll try to cheer up a bit...

Parsee

And do all I can to help you.

Aya

It's finally here. The very first Gensokyo Hot Spring Windsurfing Battle is about to begin!

Aya

I'm Aya Shameimaru.

Takane

And I'm Takane Yamashiro. We'll be your commentators!

Aya

I must say, I'm a little surprised. I figured it'd be Nitori joining me.

Takane

Seems like she's too busy fine-tuning someone's surfboard.

Aya

She does like to keep herself busy. All right then, let's take a look at today's course!

Aya

Miss PLAYER has selected a course that centers around the Human Village.

Takane

First, our windsurfers will speed down the main street before navigating the intricate turns of the residential area.

Aya

Sounds to me like whoever gets off to a better start will have a significant advantage.

Takane

Perhaps. But there'll be plenty of opportunities to overtake in the latter portion. If they can avoid the obstacles, that is.

Takane

Whoever crosses the froggie bath bucket finish line first wins. Luckily, there were still plenty in stock.

Aya

Are those the buckets Miss Sanae was selling...?

Aya

I'm being told that our competitors are both ready. Let's get this race started!

Komachi

The big day's finally here. Is your surfboard in good shape?

Uh-huh. I'm all set.

I couldn't have made it this far without everyone's help!

Komachi

By "everyone," do you mean these guys?

Urumi?! What're you doing over there?!

Urumi

I had a great time practicing with you... but me and Komachi really hit it off.

Urumi

There's no rule against helping both sides, right? So that's what I did.

Futo

Hehehe... And we're here to defend our precious hot springs!

Minamitsu

Yep! I love captaining and sinking boats!

Shinmyoumaru

It's so easy to get around with all this water! That's why we're helping Komachi!

Komachi

You heard 'em. You're not the only one with friends. If you wanna back out, this is your last chance.

You wish!

Komachi

That's what I like to hear. Let's go all out and make this a race to remember!

Takane

Three... Two... One...

Aya

GO!

Aya

And Komachi is off to a flying start with some slick sail control!

Aya

What's this?! PLAYER's not even made it off the start line!

Takane

She hasn't abandoned the race already, has she?!

Komachi

Hey, what's the big idea?

Rumia

I wouldn't count her out just yet.

Aya

Rumia's forced her way into the commentary booth! What gives?

Rumia

I trained PLAYER myself. No way she'd give up like this. Keep watching!

Komachi

Wh-What's going on?!

Aya

I don't believe it! A huge water slide has emerged on the start line! And PLAYER's at the top!

Rumia

That's our Hyper Acceleration Hot Spring Slider.

Rumia

It's part of the course. Komachi could've used it, too... if she hadn't sped off the start line.

Komachi

Huh. Not a bad strategy.

Rumia

Think of it as the home-field advantage. Ready, PLAYER? GO, GO, GOOO!

(I'm in the lead!)

I just have to keep this up till the finish line!

Aya

It's a tight race, but PLAYER's pulling ahead.

Aya

Komachi's the better windsurfer, but she's using her knowledge of the course to the max.

Takane

That shortcut through the backstreets was simply stunning!

Rumia

The finish line is fixed, but the route to get there isn't. Keeping that a secret from Komachi was Parsee's idea.

Takane

Wakasagihime creating waves to boost PLAYER's speed is another great touch!

Aya

She claims not to know about the race. I suppose we can chalk that up as another home-field advantage...?

Komachi

You're doing better than I thought. But I'm not out of this yet!

You caught up to me already?! But I was so far ahead!

Komachi

You might've picked the course, but this is still way too close! I gotta up the pace!

You're the one who wanted an all-out race!

So let's do this! No more holding back!

Komachi

You read my mind!

Aya

They're approaching the last bend with Komachi inches in the lead!

Komachi

I can't believe how good you've gotten. If I didn't go all out, I surely woulda lost.

Komachi

PLAYER! I gotta know...

Komachi

Why didn't you get everyone to use their abilities?

...

Komachi

Keeping your lips sealed, huh?

Komachi

You could've used Rumia's ability to put me in the dark. And I'm sure there were other ways to guarantee the win!

Komachi

Yet here you are, relying on fancy water slides and shortcuts.

Komachi

And here at the very end, you're trying to out-windsurf me...

Komachi

Do you even wanna win this race?! ...Answer me!

Parsee

PLAYER trusts you!

Komachi

Parsee, Rumia! When did you get here?! Are you planning on finishing the race with me?

Rumia

Nope. We came to tell you everything in the name of fair play.

Rumia

More than anything, PLAYER was afraid you'd use your ability.

Rumia

In a race, what could be more powerful than manipulating distance?

Parsee

But she trusted that you wanted a challenge.

Parsee

She figured if she didn't use anyone's abilities, you wouldn't use yours.

Komachi

Sheesh... She saw right through me.

Parsee

We came to tell you the truth... but also to put the last stage of our plan into action!

Crowd Members

Don't give up!

Crowd Members

You can do it!

Parsee

It's simple. My job's to set PLAYER's heart ablaze...

Parsee

By showing her how much everyone wants her to win. PLAYER, are you ready? Look into my eyes!

THIS RACE IS MIIIIINE!

Komachi

You can't accelerate as you make a steep turn like that!

Komachi

Wait... You're actually pulling it off?!

Parsee

The crowd gave PLAYER the boost she needed. Winning this race is all she cares about now!

Parsee

Her fighting spirit's been set free!

Komachi

(They really went all out to win this...)

Komachi

(Is the heat I feel in my chest from all the steam? No. It can't just be that!)

Komachi

(With each passing second I feel it growing more intense. This can only mean one thing...)

Komachi

I have to win this race!

Komachi

No one's ever pushed me this far before!

Komachi

This is exactly what I wanted! THIS is what windsurfing is all about!

Komachi

Here I goooo!

Aya

Komachi and PLAYER are neck and neck with the finish line in sight!

Aya

And the winner is...!

The hot springs are stopping...

Komachi

A deal's a deal. You beat me fair and square.

Komachi

I can't believe it, though. I really thought I had you there.

Komachi

Maybe deep down, some part of me wanted to lose...

Komachi

But I can't complain. I had an awesome time windsurfing.

Remilia

Parseeeee! That final trick of yours was awesome!

Wakasagihime

It was so cool to see you taking charge like that!

Parsee

It wasn't just me... We wouldn't have won without everyone's help.

Flandre

That was one Hell of a race. I wanna watch another one!

Parsee

But then we'd need more hot spring water... Get your priorities straight!

Rumia

Relax, Parsee. Times like these are for celebrating!

Rumia

I know. Why don't we all toss her in the air?

Parsee

P-Please don't!

Komachi

Parsee seems happy again.

That was what this was all about, wasn't it?

She's not the only one, though. Everyone's smiling.

Komachi

Nothing gets past you, does it?

Komachi

Hey, don't forget about us!

I wanna toss her into the air, too!

Parsee

Why me? You're the big star!

The hot springs may have stopped flowing, but the friendships made above their waters remained.

And as the last of the steam rose up into the air, the sun shone down on Gensokyo.

Yukari

Welcome back, PLAYER. Did you have a relaxing time?

It was anything but relaxing!

Yukari

Hehe, no matter. People are always drawn to the steamy waters that rise up from deep within the Earth.

Yukari

But hot springs aren't the only thing that can warm the spirit. People's hopes and desires often set their hearts ablaze.

Yukari

Watching over you as the interworld festival heated up was quite thrilling.

Yukari

And you, too, had a rather good time, no?

Yukari

Your spirit burned brighter than any other's.

I certainly had a lot of fun!

But I kinda wanna relax in the hot springs next time!

Yukari

Everyone experiences hot springs in their own way, and they mean different things to different people.

Yukari

That's what I wanted you to understand.

Yukari

But... your work here isn't done.

It's not?

Yukari

For now, all I'll say is that the warmth hasn't yet faded...

Yukari

And a fire burns bright until the very end.

Yukari

...Surely you saw it.

Yukari

Right as you crossed the finish line...

Aya

Komachi and PLAYER are neck and neck with the finish line in sight!

Aya

And the winner is...!

You mean...?!

Yukari

Yes. There was a big red Seal Crystal, and it shattered as you crossed the finish line. You know what that means, don't you?

Yukari

Don't forget, your hot spring tour has only just started.

Yukari

So don't let the fire in your heart burn out just yet...

Medicine

Urgh... What happened?

Kisume

The big Seal Crystal Miss Yuugi gave us started shining...

Hina

And sucked us all in...

Hina

Where are we?

Kisume

Umm, I'm guessing this is Gensokyo, but...

Medicine

*sniff* *sniff* Hang on... I recognize that smell!

Hina

Medicine, stop!

Kisume

W-Wait for us!

Hina, Medicine & Kisume

A hot spring!

Kisume

The smell of sulfur, steam filling the air, and warm water everywhere. There's no doubt about it!

Hina

But, uhh... this is the Youkai Mountain, right? Why's there a hot spring here?

Hina

(I'm starting to think this isn't our Gensokyo...)

???

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Medicine

Wait, I know that voice...

Nitori

Phew... Only a little bit left!

Keep it up, Nitori!

Nitori

I couldn't have done this without you, PLAYER. Thanks for sourcing all the materials. Now, say hello...

Nitori

To the kappa hot spring resort!

Nitori

The medium incident's over, but people still love hot springs. I'm gonna use the remaining water to get rich!

Hina

...Nitori! What is this place?!

Nitori

Oh, it's you, Hina. Thanks for carrying the materials here earlier... Wait, when did you change into that?

You look so cute in that yukata!

Hina

What are you talking about? I didn't carry any materials. I only just got here.

Nitori & Hina

...Huh?

Wh-What's going on?!

Medicine

...Hinaaa! Now YOU'RE the one running off!

Kisume

Guys, wait for meeee!

Nitori

There's more of them!

Nitori

So you all got sucked in by the Seal Crystal... and next thing you knew, you were here, huh?

Hina

Yep. And it turns out "here" is a parallel world...

Nitori

Hmm, I figured everyone from parallel worlds would look... you know, super different.

Nitori

But I guess some people look practically the same.

Kisume

So this IS Gensokyo, just not OUR Gensokyo.

Medicine

And all the hot spring water is from a medium incident that just ended!

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

Kisume

So your plan's to use the water in this new resort?

Nitori

Uh-huh. We worked super hard to build it. It's pretty awesome, right?!

Nitori

From the sounds of it, you three have some experience working at a place like this.

Nitori

How 'bout you lend me a hand? I'll let you stay at the resort and give you plenty of food in return.

Medicine

Another job?!

Kisume

I know how you feel, but we DO need food and somewhere to live. Plus, it'll feel good to help out.

Hina

Come over here for a sec, you two.

Medicine

Ooooh, a hush-hush conversation! I love this kinda stuff!

Hina

As soon as we get back to our world, Yuugi's gonna make us run her hot spring resort, right?

Kisume

O-Oh yeah. If it wasn't for that Seal Crystal, we'd already be in charge.

Hina

I'm pretty sure we're not up to the task yet... But what if we practiced here, in THIS world...?

Kisume

Y-You're right... We can help Miss Nitori AND figure out how to run a hot spring resort.

Hina

Right?! We might even pick up some handy skills while we're at it.

Medicine

I'm pretty tired of working, but if you two really wanna do this...!

Hina

It's settled then!

Nitori

So, uhh... what do you guys say?

Hina, Medicine & Kisume

We're ready to get to work!

A few days later...

Rumia

There's still loads of hot spring water around here, huh?

Komachi

Yeah. Even though they've stopped flowing, it seems like the hot spring festival is gonna go on for a while yet.

Parsee

Hmm, I wonder where PLAYER is?

Parsee

She said she was going to see Nitori, but that was a few days ago, and she hasn't come back since.

Komachi

What's the matter, Parsee? You miss her?

Parsee

N-No!

Can I interest anyone in a hot spring resort flyer?

They come with a free discount voucher!

Rumia

Hold up, is that PLAYER over there?

Komachi

Yeah... What's she doing?

Hey, guys! Want a flyer?

Parsee

Thanks. Let me see here... "Kisume Hot Spring Resort Now Open!"

Parsee

Well, I didn't see this coming... I wonder what it's like.

Why don't you come and see for yourself?!

Komachi

What do you think? Wanna go check it out?

Rumia

Meh, I don't mind either way...

There are free hot spring eggs for all the guests.

Rumia

What're we waiting for?!

Komachi & Parsee

Typical...

Komachi

So this is Kisume Hot Spring Resort... It really is something.

Komachi

So Nitori saw all the remaining hot spring water and turned it into a business opportunity. She's pretty smart.

Parsee

Yeah... but how come an above-ground resort has Kisume in the name?

Rumia

Forget about that. I know this place has just had it's grand opening...

Rumia

But it's way too crowded!

Kisume

No pushing in line! And no running!

Medicine

At this rate, there won't be any space left in the hot spring baths for the water!

Hina

There's no way we can handle all these guests alone!

They just keep coming!

What do we do?! We can't hold out much longer!

Parsee

Looks like they're in trouble. Let's give them a hand.

Parsee

We gotta help them get this situation under control.

Rumia

And more importantly, we gotta make sure they don't run out of hot spring eggs!

Komachi

You could at least PRETEND to care about helping them!

Rumia

All right, things seem to be a lot calmer now.

Kisume

Phew... Thanks for your help.

Hina

So, uhh... who are you guys?

Parsee

Say, PLAYER. These three aren't...?

Yep. They're from a parallel world, just like you.

Komachi

No way! You're fellow interworld travelers?

Hina

Uh-huh. Miss Nitori's letting us stay here while we help run the resort.

Komachi

With all the guests arriving, how come she's not here with you?

Medicine

She ran off, saying she had other business to take care of. It's like she doesn't realize we're short-staffed!

Parsee

Well... we could help if you like.

Kisume

That'd be great. It's just we don't really have anything to... you know, pay you with.

Parsee

Don't worry about that. It'll be nice to do something for the people of this world.

Rumia

I'll help too. You can just pay me in hot spring eggs!

Komachi

Count me in, too!

You guys... Thanks!

Medicine

Woohoo! We've got new staff members!

Hina

Welcome to Kisume Hot Spring Resort. How many of you are there?

Keine

Just two.

Hina

Wonderful. Komachiii! We've got two new guests.

Komachi

Copy that!

Komachi

Here are your towels and bath buckets. Just drop them in the "Used" basket on your way out.

Mokou

Wow, you guys have thought of everything. Thanks.

Komachi

Enjoy your bath!

Komachi

Phew... New guests just keep arriving, huh?

Hina

Yeah, but it's not as bad as yesterday. You and the others have been a huge help already.

Komachi

Maybe, but only because all of you taught us so well.

Parsee

How's it going, guys? We just finished up!

Komachi

Medicine, Parsee. So the baths are ready for the guests?

Medicine

Yep. I added one of Miss Lily's fragrances to my special medicinal bath and now it's even better!

Parsee

I checked the water quality just in case, but it looks fine. The guests are safe to enjoy their baths.

Medicine

Parsee's amazing! She checked the water quality just by looking at it!

Medicine

Hey, Parsee. When we've finished work, will you do that thing you did earlier again?!

Komachi

Looks like you two are getting along well.

Parsee

All I did was show her how to tell fortunes using hot spring sulfur deposits...

Parsee

But I suppose if we're all smiling together, it'll be easier for the guests to relax and enjoy themselves.

Rumia

*munch* *munch* Nothing beats a hot spring egg after a hard shift!

Kisume

Th-That's your 30th egg...

She earned every one if you ask me.

Rumia

Yeah! Carrying all those bath buckets and towels was hungry work.

Kisume

Maybe... But at some point, you just started loading everything into my bucket.

O-Oh yeah!

You were only really working at the start...

Rumia

*munch* *munch*

(She's pretending not to hear us!)

Kisume

A-Anyway, thanks to everyone's help, things are going great at the resort. Let's keep this up!

Yeah!

A few days later...

Medicine

Is it me... or have all the guests stopped coming?

Rumia

Yep...

Rumia

But why?! There were tons of them yesterday!

Komachi

I'm pretty sure that's our problem over there...

Nitori

Come one, come all to Gensokyo's newest relaxation establishment... Nitori's Hot Spring Resort!

Nitori's Hot Spring Resort?!

Kisume

What?! She built another resort right next to this one! No wonder we aren't getting any guests!

Parsee

I don't believe this. She's sabotaging our resort.

Medicine

Hey, don't listen to her! THIS is the hot spring resort for you!

Kisume

W-Well, we managed to attract a few guests...

Hina

But most people still ended up going to Nitori's resort.

Nitori

What's this? Are you guys here to take a dip in my hot spring baths?

Medicine

Nitori! What do you think you're playing at?! Stop stealing our guests!

Komachi

Yeah, this is totally not cool.

Nitori

Whoa, where's all this coming from? Don't forget, I only lent you Kisume Hot Spring Resort.

Kisume

That's true... but how are we s'posed to stay afloat with this new resort right next door?

Nitori

Hehehe... You run that place with incredible skill. I learned a lot from watching you!

Medicine

Incredible skill?! I know I should be angry at her, but...

Nitori

Business is all about building on other people's ideas! That's what drives its evolution!

Nitori

So I watched how you work, then built robots to replicate it all at my new resort!

(There are even robots at the reception counter!)

Nitori

If you ever need anything, just stop by. My robots will know what to do!

Komachi

She's done it this time... Does she really have to use robots?

Hina

She's just trying to improve efficiency... which is basically what we did back at Yuugi's resort.

Hina

And if nothing else, Nitori's robots are certainly efficient.

Parsee

Yeah, but at this rate, she's going to put us out of business.

Kisume

There's gotta be something we can do...

Hina & Kisume

*sigh*

Medicine

I'm booooored!

Everyone's going to Nitori's resort, huh?

Rumia

I get that some people might prefer it to here... but EVERYONE?!

Hina

You gotta hand it to her, Nitori sure knows what she's doing.

Parsee

Everything's automated. From the water temperature control system to the gift shop. She doesn't even need to be there.

Kisume

I feel like Nitori's the only one who could pull this off.

Medicine

I guess we've got no choice but to throw in the towel...

Komachi

Pull yourselves together!

Rumia

Yeah! You sound like a bunch of crybabies.

Medicine

B-But if things stay like this... we'll go out of business!

Hina

And it's not like we can come up with any better ideas than Nitori. We're totally screwed.

Parsee

You guys said you worked in a hot spring resort in your world, too, right?

Parsee

Maybe something you learned there could help us now―even something that seemed trivial at the time.

Parsee

The answer to our troubles could be easier than you think.

Kisume

Really...?

Parsee

You bet. So c'mon, tell us everything that happened to you in that world.

Rumia

Parsee's right! You guys are amazing! You taught us so much about how to run a hot spring resort.

Rumia

Maybe there's something so obvious you didn't even think to bring it up!

Medicine

Wow, she just called us amazing...!

Kisume

You really think we'll figure this out just by talking?

Parsee

We might. So relax, and fill us in.

Komachi

This sounds like it's gonna be fun! And when you're finished, we'll tell you a story you won't soon forget!

Rumia

What story's that?

Komachi

The one about why this Gensokyo is covered in hot springs―

Parsee

Komachi, please don't!

Parsee

A-Anyway... Are you gonna tell us your story or what?

Medicine

...Fine. We'll tell you all about the amazing things we've done!

Hina

I suppose feeling sorry for ourselves isn't going to help. Maybe talking things through will help us figure this out.

Kisume

We'll do our best to remember everything, so this might take a while...

Parsee

No worries. Take all the time you need!

Komachi

Wow! So you worked at one of Former Hell's most popular hot spring resorts?

Kisume

Yep! It wasn't easy, but working as part of a team was so much fun!

Medicine

You should've seen it at first, though. Everyone was working themselves stupid. That's why we had to step in and fix things!

Rumia

Sounds like a wild ride. What gave you the idea to change everyone's work styles?

Medicine

Hmm, I guess it was...

Parsee

So it was your compassion for others that saved the resort... I think it's obvious what we need to do now, don't you?

Hina

Yeah... I'd say we're gonna be busy again in no time.

The next day, at Nitori's Hot Spring Resort...

Nitori

Wh-Wh-Wh...

Nitori

Where are all the guests?!

Nitori

It can't be...?!

Medicine

The back of the line's over here, folks. Remember not to rush or push the other guests!

Rumia

We have some tea here to prevent dehydration. Be sure to have a cup before entering the hot spring.

Old Woman

How thoughtful of you.

Komachi

Hey, I recognize you! You were here the other day, right?

Youkai Regular

W-Wow, you remembered me!

Nitori

I-I don't get it! My resort was running so efficiently... Why's everyone coming here all of a sudden?!

Parsee

With all the automation, your resort is definitely more high-tech, but that's not all that matters.

Kisume

We can't beat you on efficiency, but we remembered something more important than that!

Hina

We want to make everyone in this world smile, and to do that...

Kisume

We need to listen to their requests and tend to their needs! In other words...

We need to show our guests how much we care!

Parsee

When people feel cared for, they're more likely to come back.

Nitori

I... I...

Nitori

*sob* I can't believe the answer was so simple all along!

Nitori

Aw man, you guys really out did me.

Nitori

I thought efficiency was all I needed to succeed. Turns out I was no match for pros like you.

Nitori

I wanted to keep studying how you worked, but you've already shown me what I was missing...

Nitori

It's not much, but consider this a thank you.

Parsee

Are they...?!

Komachi

They can't be...!

Nitori

They sure are. These special Seal Crystals will take you home... I think!

Nitori

Parsee, Rumia, Komachi... You three are only here because I wished to see the sea, right?

Nitori

Consider this my way of making it up to you.

Rumia

Finding all of these alone can't have been easy...

Nitori

No, but I managed. I found enough for everyone. I owe you all so much.

Rumia

This doesn't feel real.

Parsee

No... But now we should finally be able to go home.

Nitori

Kisume, Hina, Medicine... I'm sorry I asked so much of you even though you'd only just arrived.

Hina

Don't mention it! We had a great time working at the hot spring resort.

Kisume

And thanks to everyone here, we were able to remember what matters most.

Kisume

When we get back to our world, we're gonna care for the guests like they've never been cared for before!

Nitori

Haha, I'm sure they're gonna love it!

Medicine

I'm a little sad to be leaving Kisume Hot Spring Resort behind, though. Things were going so well...

Nitori

It was only ever meant to be temporary. The hot spring water won't be around much longer.

Nitori

So just be glad for the time it was open.

Medicine

Temporary?!

Nitori

Huh? Didn't I tell you?

Hina

Nope...

Hina

But, I guess this works out for the best.

Hina

We left someone kinda important behind in our world... We better get back to her.

Medicine

Oh yeah! I hope she's been OK without us!

Parsee

I guess this is goodbye. Sorry for all the trouble I caused you.

Rumia

Don't sweat it. I had a blast! I'll never forget the time we spent together!

Rumia

And who knows... maybe we'll meet again someday.

Komachi

...You're right. Even in separate worlds, our memories bind us together.

Komachi

So let's not say goodbye. Let's just say...

Komachi & Rumia

Till we meet again!

Parsee

Let's hope we don't have to wait too long!

...They're gone.

Hopefully they made it back to their own worlds.

Nitori

Well, it's out of our control now!

Nitori

Let's just do them proud by making this resort even more fun for our guests!

Yeah, you're right!

Around the same time, in the L2.5 Universe...

No running inside the resort!

You want to buy a towel? I'll be with you soon!

O-OK, I'll check that for you...

Yuugi

What gives, PLAYER?! I know you're running the place alone, but you gotta do better than this!

Yuugi

You're the manager. Dealing with staff shortages is in your job description!

Hina, Medicine, Kisume... Please come back soon!

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