Lossy's Journal

...Where am I?

I feel like I've been here before... but not alone.

???

I'm honored to be part of your memories.

Yukari

This is far from our first meeting. It's nice to see you again.

Miss... Yukari?

Yukari

I see you're fully present now... in both body and spirit. That's a relief.

Yukari

I suppose I should reintroduce myself.

Yukari

I'm Yukari Yakumo. Think of me as your guide through this tale.

Yukari

It's a tale of two worlds collided.

Yukari

Their paths were never meant to cross, but now they are irreversibly intertwined.

Yukari

I don't expect that makes much sense to you yet, though.

Yukari

For now, all you need to know is that you're about to enter a world filled with visitors from parallel realities!

It sounds pretty chaotic.

Yukari

In some ways, yes. But that's also what makes it so fun.

Yukari

Before you go, allow me to explain a few things about it.

Yukari

In this world, people live their lives wearing all sorts of different outfits.

Yukari

It's similar to worlds you've seen before... but there are some key differences.

Yukari

The existence of parallel-world visitors is no longer thought of as anything out of the ordinary.

Yukari

Some arrived long ago and have since managed to blend in perfectly with the locals.

Yukari

But now...

Yukari

New visitors have arrived.

Yukari

Their coming can be seen as a blessing... but also a curse.

Yukari

What I'm trying to say is that in the world you are about to enter, things are about to change.

Yukari

As for how these new visitors arrived... Well, I'm sure you already know.

Yukari

You'll soon see who uses Seal Crystals to summon people to their world and how they do it.

Yukari

I could just tell you now, but where would the fun be in that? Teehee!

Yukari

Besides, it'll be better for you to learn the truth yourself.

Yukari

Oh, I almost forgot to mention... the world you're about to enter is all about school.

Yukari

You'll be a student at Hakurei Shrine Academy, and soon, Transfer Students will be joining you.

Yukari

It'll be a little different from what you're used to, but I hope you enjoy it all the same.

Yukari

School is all about making memories.

Yukari

And memories are the key to this tale.

Yukari

At school, all manner of thoughts and feelings collide.

Yukari

So befriend the students and make new memories together.

Yukari

Only they have the power to save you and the others.

Yukari

My, I went on a bit, didn't I? But I do enjoy our chats.

Yukari

Farewell, PLAYER. Until we meet again.

Yukari

At which point, I hope you have a set of wonderful new memories.

In the L2.1 Universe, at Hakurei Shrine Academy...

Marisa

Hey, PLAYER. Have you seen the new students yet?

Nope, not yet!

Marisa

Heard one of them's pretty wild. And apparently, she's―

???

Weeeee!

She's... wee? You mean, like, she's little?

Marisa

What? No, I didn't say that. I said―

Sakuya

I think that voice came from over there.

Reimu

You mean from the teacher's desk?

Youmu

Actually, I think something just moved underneath it!

Reimu, Marisa & Sakuya

What kinda something?

???

Waheeeey!

Suika

...Hm?

Suika

Where am I?

Wh-Who's that?!

Suika

Whaddya mean?!

Suika

...Ahh, playing dumb, are we? You almost had me.

Suika

But seriously, it's me, Shuten-Douji. Although you might know me as Suika Ibuki.

Suika

I'm the new oni god capable of downing eight drinks in a flash!

Sorry. I guess I was just confused by your uniform.

But... what are you doing here?

Suika

I dunno... Why? Am I not supposed to be?

Hmm, it should be fine...

But it depends on WHY you're here.

???

There you are, Miss Suika!

Sanae

We were supposed to walk to class together!

Suika

Hey, Sanae. No idea how I got here, but looks like I arrived first.

Sanae

That doesn't make any sense to me... but oh well.

Sanae

Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt! But now that I have...

Sanae

Let me introduce myself. I'm Sanae Kochiya, and starting today, I'll be attending Hakurei Shrine Academy!

You both look great in those uniforms!

Sanae

Thanks!

Sanae

I was a little nervous about my first day, so it's a big relief having a friendly classmate like you!

Suika

I'm looking forward to studying together!

Reimu

So you're a new student too, huh, Suika?

Marisa

Told ya, didn't I?

Sakuya

Told us what, exactly?

Marisa

I said she's got sharp accessories on her head.

Youmu

Pretty sure those are horns.

Either way, class is about to get a whole lot more fun!

Marisa

You're right about that.

Marisa

That reminds me. This is just a rumor, but apparently, at today's entrance ceremony―

???

You there!

???

Are you breaking the rules again?!

Marisa

Tch. We're in trouble now.

Marisa

It's...

Marisa

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee!

Eiki

Miss Reimu! No attaching Yin-Yang Orbs to your bag!

Eiki

Miss Sakuya! No hiding knives under your skirt!

Eiki

Miss Youmu! No tying ribbons to your phantom!

Reimu

Qu-Quit yelling!

Youmu

There's no rule about tying ribbons to phantoms... is there?!

Eiki

There is!

Eiki

"New Academy Rule No. 2193: Ribbons on phantoms are strictly prohibited."

That's... oddly specific.

Sanae

I guess when you have more than 2,000, some of them are gonna be weird.

Umm, Miss Discipline Officer?

Don't you think that rule's a little harsh?

Eiki

You must be Miss PLAYER, correct?

Eiki

"Academy Rule No. 1: Disputes with the Disciplinary Committee shall be settled via battles of bullets!"

Here we go again!

Zanmu

This conversation is over.

Eiki

It's time for you to start respecting the rules!

Eiki

Loyal servants! Fight to uphold the academy rules!

Zanmu

Phew...

Eiki

Your skills are... impressive.

Eiki

Very well. We'll consider loosening some of the dress code regulations.

Yay!

Eiki

BUT!

Eiki

You've broken far too many rules. Get ready to―

Sanae

Listen...

Reimu

That means there's only ten minutes till class.

Eiki

"New Academy Rule No. 101: Students must NOT be late for the entrance ceremony."

Eiki

Chop-chop, everyone!

It's finally quiet again...

Suika

She really loves all the rules, huh?

Sanae

Yep. And that means if we're late, she'll come after us again. C'mon, let's get a move on!

Keine

...And in that way, Hakurei Shrine Academy provides a wholly free-spirited environment for its students.

Keine

There may be times when that freedom feels overwhelming...

Keine

All I ask is that you do your best to enjoy everything this academy has to offer, including that freedom.

Akyuu

Thank you, Miss Keine.

Suika

Huh. So there ARE some normal folks around here.

Sanae

Shhh. That makes it sound like everyone else we've met ISN'T normal...

Akyuu

And now, to explain what you can expect from academy life, let's hear from the Student Disciplinary Committee.

Suika

Not these guys again...

Akyuu

Take it away, ladies.

Suika

Whoa, whatever she's carrying looks crazy dangerous.

Sanae

You said it. Are those... pompoms on chains?! Looks like something a big mech would use!

Is she who I think she is...?!

Hecatia

Hello, everyone. I'm Hecatia Lapislazuli from the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee.

Hecatia

First of all, congratulations to all our new students.

Hecatia

This academy values individual freedom above all. And we are in charge of guiding you through that freedom.

Sanae

Guiding us through freedom? What's that supposed to mean?

Suika

Pretty sure she's talking about the academy rules.

Sanae

No way!

Hecatia

Sometimes, our guidance may come off a little harsh...

Hecatia

But please know it's always for your benefit. All we wish is for everyone to enjoy their time here.

Hecatia

All right, now that's out of the way...

Hecatia

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee is recruiting new members!

Hecatia

Let's make some amazing memories together!

Hecatia

I can't wait to enforce the rules alongside you!

Akyuu

...Thank you, Lady Hecatia.

Akyuu

That brings us to the end of the entrance ceremony. Please return to your classrooms safely, everyone.

Sanae

When the Disciplinary Committee first showed up, I had my doubts...

Sanae

But it seems like Miss Hecatia keeps them in check.

Suika

Yeah. As long as she's around, I doubt Eiki will flip out on us again.

Hmm, feels like I'm forgetting something...

Suika

What's with that wind?

Sanae

Urgh, so much dust!

M-My eyes!

Sumireko

...

Kosuzu

...Where are we?

Sanae

Huh?

Suika

Who the heck are they?

Hecatia

At last.

Hecatia

The Hakurei Shrine Academy entrance ceremony isn't over yet.

Hecatia

Take a good look, because those two...

Hecatia

Are Transfer Students!

*visible confusion*

Sumireko

...Come again?

Kosuzu

What's she talking about―

???

Stop!

???

Those Transfer Students are ours!

Suika

You gotta be kidding!

Sanae

Is that... a jet ski?!

Hecatia

Miss PLAYER.

Hecatia

As a member of the Disciplinary Committee, I command you to take down those troublemakers.

Why me?!

Hecatia

Good luck!

Futo

L-Lady Taishi...

Miko

Well, this was unexpected.

M-Miss Hecatia!

Wh-Who are these guys?

Hecatia

They're Transfer Students.

Hecatia

Don't worry, I'll tell you more about them later.

Hecatia

For now, stay calm as a Disciplinary Committee member escorts you back to your classroom.

Sanae

How are we s'posed to stay calm? This academy is nuts!

Suika

Meh, I say we do as we're told for now.

Suika

If that Hecatia's anything like the one I know, I'm sure she's got some kind of plan in mind.

(What a wild entrance ceremony...)

???

Let me guess, you were just thinking, "What a wild entrance ceremony."

Who said that?!

Did you just read my mind?!

???

Relax.

Zanmu

I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Zanmu from the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee.

Thanks, but if anything...

That makes it harder to relax!

Zanmu

Hmph. Seems we still have a ways to go before earning the other students' trust.

Zanmu

I didn't come here to scare you. Quite the opposite, in fact. I came to reassure you.

...Really?

Zanmu

Yes. I trust you're aware of the Transfer Students by now?

Transfer Students?

Those people who showed up at the ceremony?

Zanmu

Precisely.

But if they were at the entrance ceremony...

Doesn't that make them regular students?

Zanmu

Not quite. They aren't from here, you see?

Zanmu

First, cast your mind back to the two who appeared just before the ceremony ended.

Sumireko

...

Kosuzu

...Where are we?

Zanmu

Their names are Sumireko Usami and Kosuzu Motoori, and they're this semester's Transfer Students.

This semester's?

Does that mean there are new ones every time?

Zanmu

How very astute of you.

Zanmu

Two troublemakers appeared and tried to whisk Sumireko and Kosuzu away, did they not?

???

Those Transfer Students are ours!

Oh, yeah. I remember 'cause of the jet ski.

Zanmu

Well, those two are LAST semester's Transfer Students.

Are you serious?!

Zanmu

Dead serious.

Zanmu

Hecatia doesn't like to go into the details, but those who were in this "flower garden" originally all wear uniforms.

Zanmu

In other words, anyone NOT wearing a uniform likely comes from somewhere else.

Somewhere outside the "flower garden"...

Zanmu

Transfer Student is just a convenient label we use to refer to them.

Zanmu

In truth... they don't belong in this world.

Zanmu

They're troublemakers who don't follow the rules of our garden.

But calling them that the moment they arrive...

I dunno, it seems kinda mean.

Zanmu

You really are a kind-hearted human child.

Zanmu

Don't worry, the Disciplinary Committee has a plan to deal with them. In fact―

Zanmu

No, I've said enough already.

No fair!

Zanmu

Don't be hasty. You'll learn the truth before long.

Zanmu

For now, just try to make as many happy memories as you can in this flower garden.

(I wonder what the committee's plan is all about.)

(Miss Zanmu said I'd find out sometime, but still...)

Sanae

You OK, PLAYER?

Sanae

You look kinda bummed out.

S-Sorry, I'm fine!

I was just thinking about something.

Sanae

If you say so...!

Suika

If you are feeling down, though, looking at flowers should help.

Suika

The cherry blossoms are blooming. It's the perfect time to―

???

Attentioooooon!

Suika

Urgh.

Sanae

I know that voice!

Hecatia

It's me, Hecatia, from the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee. I've got some exciting news for you today, teehee!

Sanae

Teehee?

Suika

She's pretty different from the other committee members.

Sanae

Especially Miss Eiki. All she talks about is rules!

Um... guys? Look behind her.

Suika

Hm?

Suika

I-It's them!

Hecatia

From today, two new friendly faces will be joining your class!

Hecatia

Come on, you two! Introduce yourselves!

Sumireko

Is this... Gensokyo?

Sumireko

I remember readying myself for the end somewhere outside of this place.

Sumireko

If I've been pulled back, it must be the result of someone's scheming.

Hecatia

Uhh... why don't you tell everyone your name?!

Sumireko

...I'm Sumireko Usami. My mission is to reveal secrets.

Hecatia

Nice to meet you, Sumireko!

Hecatia

OK, you next.

Kosuzu

The balance of power at this academy is way off.

Kosuzu

I want to set things right. Humans shouldn't be ruled by youkai. Humans should―

Hecatia

M-Maybe you should tell everyone your name, too!

Kosuzu

...Kosuzu Motoori. It's nice to meet you... unless you're a youkai.

Hecatia

Girls, you promised me you'd introduce yourselves properly.

Kosuzu

So what?

Sumireko

Yeah, so what?

Sanae

Y-Yikes!

Suika

So much for "friendly faces."

Hecatia

Fine. We'll work on your manners another time.

Hecatia

Now, with introductions out of the way, let's kick off today's orientation!

Hecatia

What better way to make new friends than with a battle of bullets?! Everyone pair up and get started!

Sanae

Making friends with battles... Is she serious?!

Suika

I think she's getting desperate.

Yeah, but we have no choice now.

L-Let's have a nice, friendly... battle of bullets!

Hecatia

Teehee, what wonderful battles!

Hecatia

Now we're all best of friends!

Suika

Are we?

Sanae

Well, I do feel like I know everyone a little better than before!

Hecatia

OK, it's time to make some happy memories!

Sanae

Well, it wasn't the kinda first day I was expecting... but it's over now!

Suika

It sure was a roller coaster.

Sanae

Would you like to walk home with us, PLAYER?

Sure. You don't have to be so polite, though!

Sanae

But you've been at the academy longer than us!

I suppose... Oh!

Sanae

What is it?

I almost forgot. I have a book to return to the library!

Sanae

You better go right away, then!

Suika

Maybe we can walk home together tomorrow.

Sounds good!

The library should be just a little further.

Yukari

...

...Miss Yukari?

Are you all right?

Ah!

Mokou

Oh, it's you, PLAYER.

Miss Kaguya. Miss Mokou...

Kaguya

What are you doing here?

I was about to ask you the same thing...

What are YOU doing here?

Kaguya

We're just hanging out like good friends do.

By causing explosions?!

Mokou

Well, duh. Don't worry, we chose the emptiest corridor for our friendly battle.

Your friendly battle, huh?

Mokou

C'mon, you gonna tell us why you're here or what?

I was on my way to return a book to the library.

Mokou

The library?

Mokou

Oh, right. It's that room up there, isn't it? Barely anyone goes there, so I kinda forgot it existed.

You might damage the books, so no more battling!

Kaguya

What about battling on a different floor?

That's... fine.

Kaguya

Mokou, I say we head downstairs and battle PLAYER. Whoever beats her is today's champion.

Mokou

I guess that would spice things up a bit.

W-Wait a sec, guys!

Who said I want to battle?!

Mokou

Living this long sure is dull. We need some excitement from time to time.

Kaguya

And since we're both immortal, there's never an end to our battles.

Kaguya

You'd be doing us a huge favor. What do you say?

If I win, will you stop battling in the corridors?

Kaguya

Fine by me! Is it fine by you, Mokou?

Mokou

Totally.

(I can't tell if they're friends or rivals.)

In that case... you're on!

I won!

Will you stop battling in the corridors now?

Mokou

All right, all right.

Kaguya

I suppose that was the deal...

Kaguya

Mokou, want another battle in the bamboo forest on our way home?

Mokou

You read my mind.

Kaguya

You're welcome to join us if you like, Miss PLAYER.

N-No thanks. I still have to return my book!

Kaguya

Your loss. Maybe some other time, then.

Mokou

Don't worry if we seem busy. We always have time for a battle.

G-Got it!

Kaguya

See ya.

(Time really seems to flow differently for those two.)

Speaking of time... I'm all out of it!

I gotta get to the library quick!

In the Hakurei Shrine Academy library...

Phew, it's still open.

Just gotta return my book... Huh?

???

...

Someone's asleep over there.

Is that... Miss Yukari?

???

I need to find that book.

???

It should be around here somewhere...

???

It's not on this shelf, though.

???

I'll try that one―

???

Wait...

???

Why am I searching for that book, again?

???

Someone definitely asked me to... Oh, right. It was her.

???

But... what was her name?

???

I can't remember.

???

My memories feel fuzzy... like they're draped in fog.

???

What was the book called? What was her name?

???

I hear a voice.

???

Lots of voices.

???

Is this... a classroom?

???

Maybe one of these people can help me.

???

Excu―

???

My voice... I can't speak.

???

What's happening to me?

???

...No.

???

I can't give up.

???

Can anyone tell me her name? The title of the book?

???

Please, what's she called? What's it called?

???

Someone. Anyone... What am I called?

Miss Yukari?

???

Urgh...

???

Where am I?

You're awake.

???

...

???

...Who are you?

I'm PLAYER. I'm a student at this academy.

Your name's Yukari... right?

???

Yukari?

???

Yes... that's what people called me.

???

But I have a different name. A more fitting name.

What is it?

???

My name...

???

My name is...

???

Wordsmith No. 50.

Wordsmith No. 50...?

Yukari

Yes, that's my name.

If you're No. 50, does that mean there are more of you?

Yukari

I don't know.

Yukari

All I know... is that my fundamental components are the same as Yukari's.

No kidding...

Yukari

No, no kidding.

The Miss Yukari I know is student president...

Are you a student, too?

Yukari

I... I think so.

Yukari

I arrived at this academy today, which must mean I'm a student... right?

Right.

Yukari

...

So... why are you in the library?

Yukari

Because...

Yukari

I like books.

That's awesome!

Yukari

Yes. I like books.

Yukari

But... I'm very forgetful.

Yukari

So I always use a bookmark.

Yukari

That's all I can say.

(Sounds like she's got a lot going on.)

(She arrived today, but she wasn't at the ceremony...)

(I guess she wasn't feeling up to it.)

Well, if you ever need any help, let me know!

Yukari

Thank you.

(She finally smiled! Maybe she's starting to relax.)

Yukari

There's actually something you could help me with right now... if that's all right?

Sure!

Yukari

I want us to have a battle of bullets.

OK! Let's get started―wait, what?!

Yukari

Is there a problem?

Yukari

I really feel like a battle will help me understand some things.

(Miss Hecatia was saying something similar.)

I guess there's no harm in trying!

Yukari

In that case...

Yukari

Wordsmith system, activate.

Yukari

Wordsmith system, hibernate.

W-Wow...

Yukari

Sorry for surprising you like that.

Is that... your power?

Yukari

I don't know... but it seems that way.

Double wow...

Yukari

Umm, do you mind if I ask you another favor?

Go ahead!

Yukari

Can you keep this a secret.

Keep what a secret?

Yukari

Me and Wordsmith.

Yukari

There's so much I don't understand.

Got it. I won't tell a soul!

Yukari

Thanks.

Come to think of it...

Maybe I shouldn't call you Wordsmith, huh?

Yukari

Good point. From now on...

Yukari

I'd be delighted for you to call me Yukari.

OK!

I have a feeling we're gonna be great friends, Yukari!

Yukari

Yes... me too.

Oh no, I'm gonna be late!

Huh? Class hasn't started yet.

Suika

That's the spirit! Fight, fight, fight!

Sanae

S-Someone quick! Call a giant robot!

Wh-Why?!

Sanae

Lady Kana! Lady Suwa!

Sanae! What's going on here?!

Sanae

Oh hey, PLAYER!

Sanae

The Transfer Students and the Disciplinary Committee members started arguing...

And then?

???

GUILTY!

Eiki

"New Academy Rule: No. 2891: Students must not wear capes!"

Sumireko

You're just making 'em up as you go along. Besides, I need this cape. It's part of my club's uniform.

Eiki

That may be so, but the rules are the rules!

Kosuzu

How come youkai get to decide all the rules, anyway?

Kosuzu

I say HUMANS should be the ones to decide. Our lifespans are short, so we know how to use our time efficiently.

Zanmu

Pfft, get real.

Zanmu

You humans don't have the brains for it.

Zanmu

We youkai live for countless years, during which time we acquire great knowledge and wisdom.

Kosuzu

Knowledge? Wisdom? Don't make me laugh. You Gensokyo youkai spend all your time lazing around or goofing off.

Wow, they really aren't holding back...

Suika

Waheeey! Let 'er have it!

Sanae

Stop encouraging them, Miss Suika! We have to break this up! With a cool robot or something!

Not sure where we're gonna get a robot...

Eiki

...Hm? Sounds like more troublemakers.

Sumireko

Aren't you gonna punish them for breaking the rules?

Zanmu

You're right. All rule-breakers must be disciplined.

Y-You got it all wrong!

I'm following all the rules. I swear―

Kosuzu

Nice timing. You there!

Kosuzu

Who do you think should run the school? Humans or youkai?

Me?

I dunno...

Kosuzu

Sounds like you're a youkai supporter to me.

Zanmu

The fact you didn't vocalize support for us can only be taken as an act of protest.

P-Protest?! I'm not trying to protest anything!

Sumireko

C'mon, spill it. Whose side are you on?

Umm, I guess... everyone's side?

Zanmu

What kind of answer is that?

Eiki

"Academy Rule No. 1: Disputes with the Disciplinary Committee shall be settled via battles of bullets!"

Eiki

If you won't answer with words, maybe you'll answer with bullets!

Eiki

What did you just do? Do you realize I'm a member of the Disciplinary Committee―?

S-Sorry, byeee!

Eiki

Wait!

Zanmu

She's gone.

Eiki

As members of the Disciplinary Committee, we have to take note of all students with an aptitude for battles.

Eiki

I only wanted to see if she would join our ranks...

Zanmu

Seems like you scared her off. Although I must say, her skills are impressive.

Kosuzu

What did you make of her?

Sumireko

Hmm, if we work together...

Sumireko

We may just be able to remake the academy to suit our ideals.

Kosuzu

I agree.

Kosuzu

Beating us and those youkai was no mean feat... We better keep a close eye on her.

...Phew, I got away.

I feel like I've done way too much running today.

???

What are you doing here?

Eek!

Ran

Anyone who reacts like that must be up to no good.

Chen

*hiss* Stay away from the student council room.

I-I'm not up to no good. I was trying to escape―

―from the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee.

Chen

The Hell-what now?

Chen

Oh, you mean those guys going around pretending they run the academy!

Ran

If you were running from them... you must have been up to no good.

I wasn't, I swear!

I just wanted to stop all the fighting!

Do you... Do you wanna hear the full story?

Ran

So you broke up a fight between the Disciplinary Committee and some students, then they got mad and chased after you.

Chen

Sucks to be you...

It DOES suck to be me! Right now it does, anyway.

Is it all right if I hide in the student council room?

Chen

OK!

Ran

...

Chen

Oops, my bad. Not OK!

Ran

I'd like to help you... but you can't hide in there.

Wh-Why not?

Chen

Because that's where Lady Yukari's taking a nap!

Miss Yukari...

Yukari

Urgh...

Yukari

Where am I?

You're awake.

Yukari

...

Yukari

...Who are you?

The student president is napping in there?

Ran

Yes, and she gave us specific orders not to let anyone in.

Chen

If you try and get past us, I'll get really mad!

Why? Just let me in―

Ran

Not a chance. I'll never defy a direct order from Lady Yukari.

???

Look, there she is!

Oh no, it's the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee!

Chen

Wow, there's so many of them!

I gotta get outta here...

Look out, coming through!

Chen

Byeee!

Ran

...

In the Hakurei Shrine Academy library...

I made it to the library.

I just hope no one's in here...

???

Back again, I see.

That sounds like...

Yukari

Yes, it's me, "Yukari."

Yukari

But when it's just the two of us, I suppose it's Wordsmith No. 50.

Phew, it's only you.

Yukari

Why are you so out of breath?

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee are after me!

I was hoping to hide in here for a while.

Zanmu

There's no need for that.

Miss Zanmu?!

Zanmu

Let's talk.

...I don't understand.

Zanmu

I'm Zanmu Nippaku, the Disciplinary Committee's steel leader.

I don't like the sound of that. I'm outta here!

Zanmu

Not so fast.

Zanmu

Like I said, I just want to talk.

Zanmu

I'd hate to have to draw my blade.

Yeah, but if I stay...

Aren't you just gonna tell me off?!

Zanmu

What in Hell gave you that idea?

Well then, why are you here?

Zanmu

To recruit you.

You want to... recruit me?

Zanmu

That's right.

Zanmu

Earlier, you battled against us and the Transfer Students at the same time.

Zanmu

It was magnificent.

Zanmu

Recently, there's been an influx of Transfer Students, so we need new members.

Zanmu

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee could use a powerful bullet-battler such as yourself.

B-But I'm not from Hell...

And there's no way I can remember all those rules.

Zanmu

You don't have to make up your mind right away. After all, you're still young.

Zanmu

But if you decide to join us, come to the science lab later.

Zanmu

My fellow committee members have their hands full with a particularly troublesome Transfer Student there.

Zanmu

Your help would be much appreciated.

...I'll think about it.

Zanmu

Thank you.

Zanmu

I hope to see you again soon.

Phew... Looks like I'm off the hook for now.

I wonder what I should do.

Yukari

Why don't you go to the lab?

Yukari?

Yukari

I don't know much about this academy...

Yukari

But that Zanmu lady holds a lot of sway here, right?

Yukari

Having her in your debt couldn't possibly be a bad thing.

I suppose you're right.

All right, maybe I WILL go to the lab.

Yukari

I'm sure you'll do great.

Thanks.

Wanna come with?

Yukari

I'll pass. I'm still a little frightened of talking to anyone but you.

...OK.

I'll see you later, then!

Yukari

Good luck.

Miss Zanmu!

Zanmu

Oh, you came.

Zanmu

Sorry to spring this on you, but THAT is the troublesome Transfer Student I was talking about.

Miko

Pseudo-artifact, Kurokoma! Blast through the confines of the corridor!

Miko

Hahaha! Prepare to face a legend!

You've gotta be kidding me...

She's riding a jet ski in the corridor!

Zanmu

Now can you see why the others are having so much trouble?

Miko

Fly, Kurokoma! Soar like a cloud dragon!

Zanmu

I think it's about time I unsheathed my blade.

Miko

You're pretty tough...

N-No running in the corridors!

Miko

Hey, I recognize you. Since when were you part of the Disciplinary Committee?

I'm not...

I'm just helping out a little!

Miko

That's what Zanmu wants you to think.

What do you mean?

Miko

Heh heh, classic Zanmu.

Miko

She has you all thinking you're making your own decisions, when really, she's pulling the strings.

Miko

Be careful she doesn't cut you loose.

Hey, wait!

She's gone...

Zanmu

Are you OK, PLAYER?

Y-Yeah, I'm fine!

Zanmu

That's a relief.

Zanmu

If it's not too much to ask, can you―

???

Hey!

???

It's my turn to talk to her now.

???

It's my turn to talk to her now.

Zanmu

...It's you.

Zanmu

Kosuzu Motoori.

Kosuzu

I heard PLAYER isn't an official member of the Disciplinary Committee.

Kosuzu

So I can take her with me, right?

Zanmu

Hmph...

Zanmu

Very well.

Is it really OK for me to go with her?

Zanmu

Of course.

Zanmu

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee values freedom above all else.

Thanks.

In that case, see ya later.

Zanmu

Be careful out there.

Kosuzu

All right...

Kosuzu

Let's go!

In the Hakurei Shrine Academy music room...

Kosuzu

Welcome to the music room.

Why did you bring me here?

Kosuzu

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee...

Kosuzu

Has been doing horrible things to us Transfer Students.

Kosuzu

You aren't gonna let them get away with it...

Kosuzu

Are you?

What sort of horrible things?

???

Wroaaaah!

Eep!

Kosuzu

Look. It's started again.

Eiki

I told you before. Burning wooden statues is against academy rules.

Futo

B-But it was scary...

Eiki

That doesn't mean it was OK to burn it.

Futo

I-I didn't know that...

Futo

And thou art scaring me now by cracking that whip!

Eiki

You didn't know, huh? Then I suppose I'll have to teach you!

Eiki

I'll keep cracking this whip until you learn to follow the rules!

Kosuzu

Well?

Well, what?

Kosuzu

That discipline officer is being horrible to Futo, right?

All the whipping is a bit much...

But maybe she shouldn't have burned that statue.

Kosuzu

The Transfer Students come from different worlds, me included.

Kosuzu

So we have a hard time adjusting to this world's rules.

Kosuzu

Don't you think whipping us anytime we make a mistake is a bit much?

(I bet Futo burned stuff back in her world, too...)

Kosuzu

Well?

Y-Yes! It does seem harsh.

(Who knows what she'll do if I don't keep agreeing?!)

Kosuzu

Harsh. That's a good word for it.

Kosuzu

Now we're on the same page...

Kosuzu

Will you take that discipline officer down with me?

Oh, uhh... sure!

Eiki

What's your problem?

Eiki

You two just show up and start blasting!

Kosuzu

Go on, PLAYER, tell her.

Tell her what?!

Kosuzu

Whatever's in your heart.

Uhh, OK...

Breaking rules is bad... but so is whipping people?

Eiki

I don't whip people for fun.

Eiki

I do it because I believe every strike of the whip reforms the spirit.

But you smile the whole time...

Eiki

Of course I do.

Eiki

Setting rule-breakers on the right path brings me great joy.

I guess that makes sense...

J-Just try not to whip people too much!

It isn't a good way to make happy memories.

Eiki

...

Eiki

Very well. I shall respect the outcome of our battle and take my leave.

Eiki

But you should know that I don't agree with your point of view.

Eiki

Farewell.

Futo

Phew... I thought I was done for!

Futo

I am in thy debt!

Kosuzu

Glad you're all right.

Kosuzu

Thanks, PLAYER. It's good to have you on my side. But...

Kosuzu

Don't betray me.

Phew, this semester's been so hectic already.

I wonder if Yukari's doing OK...

She hasn't been in class. Maybe I'll go check on her.

Akyuu

Oh, it's you, Miss PLAYER.

Kosuzu

What are you doing here?

Akyuu...

And the not-scary Kosuzu!

Akyuu

The not-scary Kosuzu?

Kosuzu

Did I do something to scare you?

No, no. You're fine.

But the Transfer Student you can be kinda... intense.

Kosuzu

Oh, you mean the one that showed up at the entrance ceremony.

Kosuzu

What did she do to you?

She smiled at me and said, "Don't betray me."

Akyuu

Yikes, that's pretty creepy.

Kosuzu

Apparently, her and that new Sumireko have been causing nothing but trouble since they got here.

Kosuzu

Next time she tries something, let me know. I'll go and show her who's boss!

Kosuzu showing Kosuzu who's boss... That's confusing!

But thanks!

Akyuu

Still, I wonder why the other Kosuzu is here.

Kosuzu

You're right. There's gotta be a reason.

Akyuu

It doesn't seem like she wanted to come, that's for sure.

You think?

Akyuu

No doubt.

Akyuu

She had the exact same grumpy face Kosuzu makes when you wake her up in the middle of class.

Kosuzu

I-I make a grumpy face?

Akyuu

Yep. Just be grateful you're not the one who has to look at it.

Well, I'm convinced.

But that means...

The other Kosuzu didn't come here by choice.

Kosuzu

Maybe someone forced her to.

Huh?

Akyuu

That's what I was thinking.

Akyuu

She's super hostile toward the incident resolvers. It feels like she's being manipulated.

So you're saying...

Someone transported her here from another world?

Akyuu

I'm saying that's a possibility.

Kosuzu

If it's true, I kinda feel sorry for her.

Akyuu

Maybe this has something to do with that book...

What book?

Akyuu

Never mind. It's probably nothing.

Akyuu

So, where are you headed, Miss PLAYER?

Oh, right. I was on my way to the library.

There's someone I want to see in there.

Akyuu

I see.

Akyuu

Well, I don't think anyone's in there right now...

Kosuzu

Maybe whoever you're looking for went to the toilet or something.

Akyuu

Yes, you're probably right.

Akyuu

The library's closing soon, though. You better hurry.

Will do. Thanks!

Kosuzu

And look out for the other me!

I wonder if Yukari's here today...

Yukari

...

Ah, she's in the corner again.

Yukaaaaari!

Yukari

...

...Yukari?

Yukari

Is that you, PLAYER?

Yukari

How long have you been here?

Whaddya mean? I just got here.

Yukari

Really? That's good...

Are you OK?

Yukari

Me? Yes, I'm fine.

I sure hope so...

You can tell me if something's wrong, you know?

Yukari

I know. Thanks.

So, what are you up to today?

Yukari

I've been reading... and using a bookmark so I don't lose my place.

You've been reading here all day?

Yukari

Yes. Right here.

All right, I'll leave you to it―

Yukari

What about you?

What about me?

Yukari

What have you been doing today?

Yukari

I haven't left the library, so I'd like to know.

Huh... all right.

Today's actually been pretty hectic!

Yukari

Hectic how?

Well, Suika was sleeping under the teacher's desk.

So Miss Eiki started yelling at her.

Yukari

Wow. And there was me thinking this academy is all about studying...

Oh, it's not normally like this.

It hasn't exactly been a typical day!

Yukari

I see... And how was the entrance ceremony?

Miss Hecatia gave a speech wearing a pink outfit...

Then Transfer Students arrived from another world!

Yukari

Wow, sounds like quite the riot.

Yukari

These Transfer Students... Were they energetic?

Energetic? Hmm...

Sumireko

Is this... Gensokyo? I remember readying myself for the end somewhere outside of this place.

Sumireko

If I've been pulled back, it must be the result of someone's scheming.

Miko

Fly, Kurokoma! Soar like a cloud dragon!

Miko

Hahaha! Prepare to face a legend!

I guess some weren't so energetic...

But some totally were!

Yukari

So they're just like everyone else, huh?

Come to think of it...

Are you a Transfer Student, too?

Yukari

Me?

You weren't at the entrance ceremony, so...

Yukari

I...

What was that noise?

Yukari

Youkai. No doubt they're making a mess of the bookshelves.

Youkai? Here?

Yukari

What do you want to do, PLAYER? I'll do as you command.

OK. In that case...

Let's go take 'em down!

Yukari

Wordsmith system, hibernate.

We scared them off.

Yukari

It seems so.

Going back to before, ARE you a Transfer Student?

Yukari

I don't...

Don't what?

Yukari

Remember anything from before I got here.

You don't remember anything from before?

Yukari

No.

Yukari

I have SOME memories...

Yukari

But they're all so hazy that I can't be sure they're even real.

Surely there's something you remember...

Yukari

I was looking for... a book.

A book?

Yukari

Yes. I was looking for it for the longest time.

Yukari

Someone dear to me asked me to find it... but I don't remember who.

Yukari

I can't remember their name... or the name of the book.

Yukari

All I have are a handful of hazy memories... and my name.

You mean your real name, right?

Yukari

Yes. Wordsmith No. 50.

...

Yukari

I don't know what it means.

Yukari

But those words have been carved into my mind.

Wow...

Yukari

Yes, wow.

I wonder if there's a way to bring your memories back.

Yukari

Bring them... back?

Yeah. If you knew a bit more about yourself...

Maybe you'd start to feel more confident.

Yukari

I do have one idea... but you have to promise not to get mad.

I promise!

Yukari

Since I arrived at this academy...

Yukari

The only time my memories stop feeling so hazy is when I'm in a battle.

You mean a battle of bullets?

Are you serious?!

Yukari

Uh-huh...

Yukari

I didn't say anything because I thought it might sound a little... violent.

It does... but if it'll help bring your memories back!

Wanna give it a try now?

Yukari

Are you sure?

Absolutely!

We have to try everything we can!

Yukari

Well, if you're OK with it... let's do this.

Ready when you are!

Yukari

Wordsmith system, activate.

Gimme all you got!

Yukari

Wordsmith system, hibernate.

Yukari

Phew...

Well? Did you remember anything?

Yukari

A little―

???

Ahhh!

I know that voice...

Akyuu

Miss PLAYER! What on Earth are you doing battling in the library?!

Akyuu

There are valuable books in here!

S-Sorry!

There's actually a good reason for this. Right, Yukari?

Akyuu

Yukari? What's the student president got to do with this?

Hm? Where'd she go?!

She was here a minute ago...

Akyuu

Your weak excuses won't work on a librarian like me!

Akyuu

As punishment, you have to submit an apology note AND a book report on a philosophical text!

But I can't even spell philosophical!

And I've only ever read Agatha Chris Q.'s books!

Akyuu

You mean the mystery novels?

Akyuu

I must say, you've got excellent taste.

Akyuu

In that case, I'll waive the apology note. But you WILL submit a report on one of Agatha Chris Q.'s novels by tomorrow.

Akyuu

Got that?

Yes...

(Yukari better thank me for this!)

The next day...

Sanae

Good morning!

Suika

Waheeey! Mornin'!

M-Morning...

Sanae

You OK, PLAYER? You seem a little down. Are you not spending enough time with cool robots?

I'm fine... I spend lots of time with robots...

Suika

Want me to play you a tune to cheer you up? I just gotta open up my instrument case.

No... I have a feeling whatever's in there is bad news.

Sanae

Are you sure you're OK?

*yawn* I just didn't get much sleep last night.

"The Youkai Pulling the Strings?" was so good.

Sanae

Oh, is that some kinda book?

Suika

You read books? You're, like, a total nerd!

Sanae

Book nerds are cool! And so are robot nerds! Just the other day, I coated my robot's joints with magnetic paint―

???

That's pointless!

Sanae

N-No it's not!

Sanae

Magnetic paint around the joints makes it so much more mobile!

I don't think she was talking to you...

Sanae

Well, who WAS she talking to?

???

So you think it's fine as it is?

Suika

Sounds like they're fighting again.

Kosuzu

You coward.

Kosuzu

You'll never manage to change anything!

Sumireko

Shut up!

Sumireko

What do you know?!

Sanae

They're really going at each other! Even my giant robot wouldn't last against them!

Suika

Fight, fight, fight!

Quiet, Suika! W-We have to stop them!

Kosuzu! Sumireko!

Break it up!

Kosuzu

What do you want?

Sumireko

Yeah. Don't interrupt.

Huh?

Kosuzu

Let's get rid of her together.

Sumireko

Good idea.

Wait, whaaaaat?!

Th-There. I beat you both!

Kosuzu

You're pretty tough.

Sumireko

You gotta be, like, one of the strongest humans.

Kosuzu

If you're that strong, why―

???

You three!

Eiki

"New Academy Rule No. 2408: Students must not shout in the corridors."

Eiki

I declare you rule-breakers!

Sumireko

...

Kosuzu

The only one shouting here is you.

Eiki

N-No, I'm not!

Eiki

And even if I was, it would be for YOUR benefit! You must be taught to follow the rules!

Kosuzu

I'm bored of this already. Let's get outta here.

Sumireko

You read my mind.

Kosuzu

You got something on your cape. Here, lemme get it for you.

Sumireko

Thanks. Let me borrow that book sometime, yeah?

Eiki

Get back here!

Zanmu

Show's over, folks. Get back to class!

Miko

Ahh...

(Is Miss Miko smiling?)

Miko

What a peaceful place.

Sanae

So in the end... Miss Kosuzu and Miss Sumireko didn't show up to class today, either.

Suika

I bet they're getting chewed out by the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee.

I wonder why those two were even fighting.

Sanae

They were probably arguing about what color's best for a giant robot.

Sanae

I can't blame them, though. It's a super difficult choice!

Suika

Nah, I bet it was something dumb like, "What's better, footbaths or saunas?"

I don't think it was either of those things...

Suika

You seem pretty interested in them, huh, PLAYER?

It's not them per say...

I just wanna know more about Transfer Students.

(I also wanna find out why Miss Miko was smiling...)

???

Spring! Swimsuits! Corridors!

Suika

Speak of the oni. That was a Transfer Student who just sped past us.

Miss Miko...

I'm going after her!

Sanae

Wait!

Suika

...Too late.

(Wow, she's so fast.)

(She's already at the other end of the corridor.)

Miss Miko! Miss Miiiiiiiiko!

Miko

Did someone say my name?

I-I did!

(She's fast AND she's got good hearing!)

Miko

What's the matter? If you've come seeking advice, I'm all ears.

Futo

But speak with haste! Lady Taishi is a very busy person!

G-Got it. Thanks.

(She seemed scary at first, but she's actually really nice!)

I'm trying to learn more about Transfer Students.

Miko

You mean like me and Futo?

Uh-huh...

There's also Miss Sumireko and Miss Kosuzu.

Futo

Ah, the ones who were brawling like a pair of oni.

To be honest, I can't tell if they're enemies or friends.

Any idea why they're like that?

Miko

Hmm...

Miko

As a fellow Transfer Student, I may have some insight. But what do you plan to do if I tell you?

Futo

Indeed! How do we know thou art not a disciplinary committee spy?!

I-I just want everyone at the academy to get along.

Miko

It's good to have ambitions. But without strength, you'll never be able to fulfill them.

Strength?

Miko

Yes, strength.

Miko

If you want information, you'll have to fight me for it.

Well? Did THAT prove how strong I am?

Futo

H-How dare thee show such petulance to Lady Taishi!

Miko

Relax, Futo. A promise is a promise. I'll tell you what you want to know.

Miko

As you know, we Transfer Students don't care much for rules or authority.

Miko

We're different from other people. We're outcasts.

(Hard to argue with that.)

Miko

And for that reason, many of us believe that we can only be helped by a fellow Transfer Student.

Miko

We clash often, but in the end, we always have each other's backs.

That makes... a LOT of sense.

Can I ask one more thing?

Futo

Thou art not finished yet?!

Miko

Very well. Ask away.

If a Transfer Student was scared of other people...

What would she need to get over her fear?

Miko

Hmm...

Miko

If I had to guess, I'd say... happy memories.

Happy memories? What do you mean?

Miko

That's all I'm willing to say. You'll have to figure the rest out on your own.

Miko

I wish you the best of luck.

Miko

Ride, Kurokoma!

Futo

L-Lady Taishi! Wait for meee!

A Transfer Student who's afraid of others―

Needs to make happy memories.

That doesn't make much sense to me...

But I'll go see Yukari in the library again today.

???

Prepare to taste my whip!

That sounds like...

Miko

Kurokoma, show us the meaning of haste!

Eiki

Why are you fleeing?! This is for your own good!

Those two are at it again...

I better slip into the library before they spot me.

(Where is she...?)

(Oh, she's awake today.)

Yukaaaari!

Yukari

Huh...

Yukari

You came to see me again.

Of course!

Yukari

Um, PLAYER?

Yeah?

Yukari

Sorry for ditching you before.

Before? ...Oh, you mean when Akyuu showed up?

Yukari

I'm still too scared to talk to anyone but you...

Yeah, I get that.

If you were scared, then that's totally OK!

Yukari

Do you... forgive me?

Absolutely. I actually got to read a really good novel!

Yukari

A good... novel?

Yeah. Akyuu made me write a book report, and―

Wait, let me start at the beginning.

So yeah, that was my day yesterday.

Yukari

Wow, all that happened in one day...

Yep! It's been non-stop since the entrance ceremony!

That reminds me...

Seeing Miss Miko and Miss Eiki earlier got me thinking.

Yukari

About what?

The committee enforces the academy rules, right?

Yukari

That's right.

With so many Transfer Students breaking rules...

They could probably justify kicking them all out.

Yukari

Out of the academy?

Yeah. It's a scary thought, but it's true.

Yukari

...I suppose you're right.

They're super strict, but they NEVER expel anyone.

I guess I was just wondering why.

Yukari

...

Yukari

This is just me speculating, but...

Go on!

Yukari

Based on what Miss Zanmu said... Transfer Students may be anomalies, but they're still considered students, right?

Uh-huh.

Yukari

And if you combine that with what Miss Eiki said...

Yukari

I think, in their own way, the discipline officers are trying to make the academy a happier place.

Wow... you might be right.

(Even if she IS being a little too generous!)

Yukari

They can only exert influence on the students.

Yukari

So perhaps they've decided reducing the number of students isn't in their best interest.

That kinda makes sense.

Yukari

And if that's the case...

Yukari

The discipline officers might genuinely want the Transfer Students to make happy memories here.

That's...

A wonderful thought!

Yukari

You really think so?

Absolutely! What you're saying...

Is everyone just wants everyone else to be happy!

If that isn't wonderful, I don't know what is!

Yukari

I suppose...

Yukari

I you think so, then it must be true.

It definitely is!

You're like one of those awesome armchair detectives!

Yukari

What's an... armchair detective?

Yukari

Actually, forget it. I've asked enough questions as it is.

It's fine! After all, you've got no memories.

An armchair detective is a detective who...

Whoa, is that the time?!

Wanna walk home together, Yukari?

Yukari

I think I'm going to search for that book a little while longer.

Oh, OK... See ya tomorrow, then!

It was a ton of fun hanging out with you today!

Yukari

...Yes, I had fun, too.

Everyone here really seems to care about each other.

This academy is kinda like a dream come true―

Sumireko

Found you at last.

Huh?

Kosuzu

You're in for it now, traitor.

Where... am I?

???

You're finally awake.

Kosuzu

Welcome to our secret hideout.

Secret... hideout?

Sumireko

It's the science lab.

Kosuzu

Wrong. This is the revolution planning room.

Sumireko

But you said to meet in the science lab...

Kosuzu

Of course WE know that's what it's called, but I was tryna sound cool!

Sumireko

It's not like we're planning a revolution, though...

Kosuzu

Who's side are you on?! Besides, we ARE planning a revolution―a human vs. youkai revolution!

Umm!

Kosuzu

What?

Sorry to interrupt...

But do you mind untying my hands and feet?

Kosuzu

As a matter of fact, I DO mind.

Oh... Why?

Sumireko

We're the ones who tied you up.

What?!

Are you being serious?!

Kosuzu

Absolutely.

Why would you...?

Kosuzu

Because you're a bad human.

But I didn't do anything!

Kosuzu

Reeeally?

Kosuzu

You talk to youkai every day.

Kosuzu

Youkai do nothing but take advantage of humans. They're pure evil.

No, they're not!

Suika makes me laugh all the time. And Yukari―

Kosuzu

Yukari? Student president, Yukari Yakumo?

Kosuzu

She's the worst of the lot.

Kosuzu

The only reason this "flower garden" exists is to exploit humans.

That's not true...

You don't agree with her, do you, Sumireko?

Sumireko

...No.

Sumireko

I'm pretty sure most of what Kosuzu's saying is utter nonsense.

So, why are you―?

Sumireko

Because you're a regular human... but you're also special.

Sumireko

I always thought I was special.

Sumireko

I know tons of things no one else does, and I have psychic powers.

Sumireko

But when I came to Gensokyo, I met so many people more special than me...

Sumireko

And I realized I didn't belong here either.

Don't say that!

You DO belong here! And you ARE special!

Sumireko

I don't need your pity.

Sumireko

You're just a regular human―no powers, nothing. Yet somehow, you get along with both youkai and humans.

Sumireko

It's because of people like you that there's no space for someone special like me.

Sumireko

Kosuzu said she wanted to keep you away from the youkai, so I agreed to help. That's all this is.

That's so... childish.

You're blaming all your problems―

On the youkai and me.

But maybe the real problem is―

Sumireko

Shut up.

Kosuzu

We didn't kidnap you so you could lecture us.

Kosuzu

Humans will be exploited by youkai no more.

Kosuzu

And if you're not with me... then you're my enemy!

Sumireko

You're pretty tough for a REGULAR human.

Kosuzu

But you're still no match for us.

Kosuzu

Sumireko's power level keeps on rising. This battle will drag on and, eventually, we'll win.

???

That's enough. Stand down.

Sumireko

Who else is still at the academy at this hour?

???

I'll tell you who...

Hecatia

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee!

The leaders of the committee... Why are you here?

Eiki

We received an anonymous tip.

Zanmu

A letter that said, "I saw someone being dragged into the science lab."

I wonder who wrote it...

Hecatia

You can relax now. With us here, no further harm will come to you!

Hecatia

As for these two... I'll send them to Flower Hell!

Sumireko

Flower Hell? Is that even a thing?

Kosuzu

Heh, who do you think you're talking to?

Hecatia

Posers. Posers who crossed a line they shouldn't have.

Hecatia

Tell 'em, Eiki.

Eiki

"New Academy Rule No. 2617: Battles of bullets in the science lab are strictly forbidden after hours."

Eiki

And that's just the start. You've violated over ten other rules today. Which means...

Eiki

You need to be... rehabilitated.

Zanmu

Academy rules aside, kidnapping is a crime worthy of a trip to Hell.

Hecatia

You two are getting locked up in my personal prison!

You have a prison?

Hecatia

Naturally, you don't have the right to refuse.

Sumireko

I can't... move.

Kosuzu

What is this power?!

Hecatia

All aboard the prison express! Choo-choo!

Sumireko

Is this...

Kosuzu

A classroom?

Hecatia

Not quite.

Hecatia

It may look like a classroom.

Hecatia

But it's actually my prison!

Sumireko

I don't understand.

Kosuzu

Explain it to us a little simpler.

Hecatia

No one else can enter this room. And neither of you can leave.

Hecatia

It's a prison made for those who seek to ruin other students' academy life.

Sumireko

A classroom that no one can enter or leave...

Kosuzu

That's insane! What about food? Or the bathroom?!

Hecatia

Save your dull questions for the guard I've assigned to you.

Hecatia

Oh, and no staying up late. When I leave, go straight to bed.

Hecatia

Goodnight, prisoners!

Kosuzu

Wait!

Sumireko

Where's the guard she was talking about―?

???

Are you... criminals?

Sumireko

It's you...

Clownpiece

I'm Clownpiece, your new prison guard. I came all the way from Hell. The least you can do is show a little gratitude.

Clownpiece

Now, regarding your stay here...

Clownpiece

You're both criminals, so you won't be getting any food for a while.

Sumireko

No... food?

Kosuzu

You can't do that!

Clownpiece

Hey, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Clownpiece

Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to reflect on what you've done!

Umm... Miss Clownpiece?

Clownpiece

Hm? What is it, human?

I feel like you should at least give them a little food...

Clownpiece

Are you... picking a fight with me?

No! I just thought―

Clownpiece

Fine. Looks like we got one more prisoner!

Clownpiece

Urgh... You're way tougher than most humans.

Clownpiece

I wonder if Lady Hecatia will be mad if she finds out I battled you... and lost!

If I promise not to tell her...

Will you do me a favor?

Clownpiece

What favor?

Clownpiece

C'mon, before I change my mind.

Make sure they get three meals a day.

And let them use the bathroom when they need to.

Clownpiece

...All right, fine.

You two are OK with that, right?

Eiki

Those are the rules anyway. I was going to force her to―

Zanmu

Eiki.

Eiki

Y-Yes, we're OK with that. We'll make sure the others know, too.

Zanmu

We're going to stay here on guard duty. Sorry, PLAYER, but it's time for you to leave.

Got it.

Make sure they get enough food!

Zanmu

We will.

Eiki

Farewell.

I wonder if it's OK for me to leave them like that...

Sure, they did something bad...

But leaving them in prison doesn't feel great.

...Hm?

There's someone in the classroom.

Who could it be?

Guess I'll take a peek.

Yukari

...

That's...

Yukari.

Yukari

Hello, PLAYER.

What are you doing here so late?

Yukari

Hm? Ah...

Yukari

I left my bookmark behind. I came back to get it.

Right...

Yukari

Enough about me, though.

Yukari

Is everything all right with you? You seem a little glum...

Well, to tell you the truth...

Sumireko and Kosuzu kidnapped me earlier.

Yukari

Kidnapped?

Yeah. They took me to the science lab.

Yukari

That's awful...

Yukari

How did you escape?

I didn't. The discipline officers rescued me!

The only problem is...

Yukari

What?

Now Sumireko and Kosuzu are in prison.

Yukari

From the science lab to a prison...

Yukari

Every day's wilder than the next here, huh?

I guess you could say that.

Yukari

But if your kidnappers are locked up, doesn't that mean you've got nothing to worry about?

Yukari

They did the crime, and now they're doing the time.

Yeah. It's just...

Sumireko and Kosuzu aren't bad people.

Yukari

If they kidnapped you, then they ARE bad people.

Yukari

They might never have let you go of their own accord.

I know, I know...

But a part of me thinks they were just lonely.

And now they're stuck in prison...

Yukari

Are they really suffering that much?

They're locked in a classroom under constant watch.

There's no way they can make happy memories!

Yukari

Happy memories, huh?

Yukari

Do the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee approve of this prison?

Uh-huh. It belongs to Hecatia, their leader.

Yukari

Yes, but do they REALLY approve of it?

What're you getting at?

Yukari

Their methods might be strict, but the discipline officers do what they do to make the academy a happier place, right?

Yukari

You'd think at least one of them would've spoken out against holding students in a prison.

Huh...

Eiki

Those are the rules anyway. I was going to force her to―

Zanmu

Eiki.

*gasp*

Yukari

Did you find a clue?

Yep!

I know just who to talk to.

Suika

Waheeey, PLAYER! Come join us for lunch outside under the cherry blossoms!

Sorry, I can't. I'm busy today.

Sanae

You've been busy a lot lately, huh?

Yeah, there's just... a lot going on.

Suika

But the cherry blossoms are in full bloom! You sure you don't wanna come with?

I do... But I don't have the time to spare.

Invite me again sometime! I promise I'll say yes!

Suika

You got it!

Sanae

Then we can all go together!

I feel bad blowing them off like that.

But I have to deal with the prison.

Where's Miss Eiki?

Eiki

Are you even listening? New Academy Rule No. 2986 forbids you from using the classroom at the end of this corridor.

Sakuya

There are way too many rules.

Sakuya

And banning the use of a classroom without an explanation? The other student committees will never go along with that.

Eiki

...Regardless, it's off-limits. Please leave at once.

Sakuya

Tch... Fine, I'll go.

Eiki

...

Miss Eiki?

Eiki

Miss PLAYER!

Eiki

What do you want?

Eiki

Afraid of my whip? Unless you've done something wrong, there's no need to be.

Miss Eiki... are you hiding something?

Eiki

Of course not. I have no sins to hide.

The classroom you're defending is the prison.

Eiki

Yes, and?

What do you think of it?

Eiki

Wrongdoers must be punished.

Eiki

And prison is a fitting place for those who have sinned.

But do you really agree with how Miss Hecatia runs it?

Deep down, don't you feel differently?

Eiki

We discipline officers are all good people. Only the good can carry out true justice.

But―

Eiki

Therefore!

Eiki

To oppose a discipline officer is a sinful act.

Don't you think that's taking things too far?

Are you... forcing yourself to say that?

Eiki

...Enough questions.

Eiki

My whip will guide you back to the righteous path!

Eiki

Urgh...

The only reason I was able to beat you...

Is because you're conflicted.

Tell me what you really think of the prison.

Eiki

...

Eiki

Locking students up like that is giving up on them.

Eiki

Rehabilitation isn't fun. It's grueling work.

Eiki

But Lady Hecatia avoids anything unpleasant, and... I don't believe that always benefits the students.

So you DID have doubts.

Will you help me break Sumireko and Kosuzu out?

Let's do all we can to make them happy again!

Eiki

Very well. I'll take responsibility for their rehabilitation... and their happiness.

Eiki

All I need is my trusty whip!

(What?)

(That wasn't what I had in mind...)

F-For now, let's just set them free!

The prison's at the end of this corridor, right?

Eiki

Correct. I'm the only guard on duty right now, so we shouldn't run into any trouble.

Eiki

But we need to get this done before the next shift starts―

???

I had a feeling you'd show up.

Eiki

Oh, boy...

Eiki

Miss Zanmu?

Zanmu

Indeed. It's me, Zanmu Nippaku, discipline officer and prison guard.

Eiki

Why are you here?

Eiki

Your shift doesn't start for hours.

Zanmu

Because I know exactly how you think.

Zanmu

Predicting everything from the start can feel so hollow.

Do you mean...

You knew we'd show up here?

Zanmu

Of course.

Zanmu

Based on everything you two have said and done, it was obvious you'd try to dismantle the prison.

Zanmu

And if you were going to do that, you'd obviously wait for the shift with the fewest guards.

Zanmu

And at this hour, the only guard scheduled to be on duty is Eiki.

Eiki

You really have us all figured out, huh?

Do you really think the prison is a good thing?

Zanmu

I don't think in terms of good and bad.

Zanmu

Left to their own devices, the people will always find reasons to fight. This little stunt of yours is just one such example.

If it's just a little stunt... how about you let us go?

Zanmu

Let you go? Don't be silly.

Zanmu

Everything I do is to maintain peace within this flower garden.

Zanmu

That peace was first established by the three leaders of the Disciplinary Committee―Hecatia, Eiki, and me.

Zanmu

But if you've betrayed us, Eiki, that peace will soon fade.

Zanmu

That's why I have no choice but to take you both down.

No...

Eiki

...Miss Zanmu.

Eiki

You said you predicted all of this would happen.

Eiki

Then surely you already know how this fight will end?

Zanmu

Sadly, yes. You have no hope of winning.

Zanmu

There are only a few in Gensokyo who can act beyond the scope of my predictions.

Zanmu

Reimu Hakurei. And―

???

Lady Zanmuuu!

Zanmu

That sounds like...!

Hisami

Lady Zanmu!

Hisami

There you are!

Zanmu

Hisami? What are you doing here?

Zanmu

I left you in charge of Hell!

Hisami

Yes, but you haven't come back to see me once...

Hisami

So I've come to get you. We're going to Hell together, even if I have to knock you out and carry you!

Eiki

I take it she's the other one Miss Zanmu can't predict...

Who knows? But this is our chance!

Eiki

Agreed. Let's show her something unpredictable.

Zanmu

I don't believe it.

Zanmu

Hmph, I suppose if you live long enough, anything can happen...

Eiki

According to the Spell Card Rules, our victory is clear.

Eiki

Can we get through now?

Zanmu

Yes, you may pass.

Zanmu

But this is Hecatia's prison, and you should know... she has her own deeply held sense of justice.

Zanmu

All I'll say is...

Zanmu

Tread lightly.

Hisami

C'mon, Lady Zanmu! Let's go back to Hell!

Zanmu

Ugh, not now, Hisami! I'm trying to do my duty as a discipline officer.

Eiki

...

Sounds like they could be arguing a while. Let's go.

Eiki

Good idea.

Eiki

Looks like the sun's starting to set.

I'm worried about Sumireko and Kosuzu...

Eiki

Yes. We have to hurry.

Eiki

That classroom up ahead is the prison.

Something feels off.

Eiki

That's most likely Lady Hecatia's magic you're sensing.

There's no one guarding the entrance.

Eiki

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's go in.

I'm right behind you!

Where are they?

Sumireko

...

Kosuzu

I...

Sumireko!

Kosuzu!

Sumireko

Why are you... here?

Kosuzu

...

I came to save you both!

Kosuzu

Just like... she said... you would.

Sumireko

Forget about me...

Huh?

What's the matter with you two?!

Eiki

Neither of them were particularly upbeat in the first place...

Eiki

But something's definitely not right.

We're here to rescue you!

C'mon, let's get outta here.

Sumireko

I'm not worth rescuing.

Kosuzu

I thought... you were on... the youkai's side?

No! I'm on everyone's side.

Can you even hear me?

Eiki

They've both lost the will to escape.

Eiki

I may have no choice but to whip some sense into them.

No whipping!

Sumireko, Kosuzu, let's go already!

If we don't hurry―

???

Someone might catch you.

Eiki

Lady Hecatia...

Hecatia

Hello!

Hecatia

I think it's time we made some memories together.

Hecatia

Don't you?!

Hecatia

Discipline is all about mentality.

Hecatia

With the right mindset, the academy can transform into whatever you want it to be.

Hecatia

Want it to be a paradise? Sure! A prison? Go right ahead!

Eiki

Lady Hecatia...

Eiki

Is that all you came here to say?

Yeah, Miss Eiki's right! Forget about mindsets.

You turned this classroom into a LITERAL prison.

Hecatia

Sure. But I did it for them.

You mean for Sumireko and Kosuzu?

Hecatia

There's nothing wrong with having negative thoughts sometimes. Even I have days like that.

Eiki

You do?

Hecatia

Of course!

Hecatia

But letting those thoughts drag you down? That's no good. You have to make the most of your time at the academy!

Hecatia

So, I figured I'd help brighten their spirits with some feel-good dancing!

Hecatia

Whenever I hear this dance music, poof! All the gloom flies away.

Hecatia

But for some reason, these two haven't perked up. You don't know why, do you?

Eiki

Prison, upbeat music, endless dancing...

I dunno, but maybe...

All your positive energy overwhelmed them.

And now they're more bummed out than ever.

Hecatia

Am I really THAT positive? I thought everyone was as happy as I am.

You thinking that kinda proves my point...

Hecatia

Huh. I suppose you might be right.

Hecatia

That's too bad, though. I brought them here to liven up the academy.

Eiki

Wait...

Eiki

What did you say?

Hecatia

Oh, didn't I tell you?

Hecatia

I'm the one who brought the Transfer Students here.

Eiki

So it was you...

Eiki

I can't let this slide.

Eiki

Do you have any idea how much trouble they've caused?

Hecatia

Weren't you listening before? Discipline is all about mentality.

Hecatia

If people have fun at the academy, then there'll be no problems with discipline.

Hecatia

The previous Transfer Students made this place a lot more fun, didn't they?

Hecatia

So I thought I'd bring in a couple more this semester. Only, they turned out to be total duds.

Hecatia

Hey, you two! Come over here, and I'll put a smile on your faces!

Kosuzu & Sumireko

Yes, Lady Heca!

Eiki

Wait, get back here!

Too late.

Eiki

Miss Sumireko and Miss Kosuzu are acting like Lady Hecatia's puppets.

The prison music really got to them, huh?

Eiki

In that state, escaping wouldn't mean a thing.

Eiki

I can't believe the Transfer Students are here because of her... C'mon, let's chase after them.

Hecatia

Come with me, my little duds!

Sumireko

Yes, Lady Heca.

Kosuzu

Coming, Lady Heca.

Eiki

Stop right there! You all need a good whipping!

Hecatia

Oof, the whip-happy freak's still after us.

Hecatia

Time for an emergency evac!

Sumireko

...Huh?

Kosuzu

What the...?

Eiki

Lady Hecatia and the Transfer Students...

Disappeared?!

Eiki

Yes, but...

Eiki

Their sins haven't.

Do you know where they went?

Eiki

I have a hunch. Follow me.

Kosuzu

Where are we?

Sumireko

This place feels familiar...

Hecatia

So you remember it, huh?

Hecatia

Given your hobbies, I figured you two would like it here.

Hecatia

Well? Would it liven you up a bit if I made this your prison?

Sumireko

Prison? More like heaven.

Kosuzu

Ancient texts... with annotated translations... This place is a treasure trove!

Hecatia

I'm glad you like it!

Hecatia

You may be duds, but you're quite adorable.

Hecatia

Clownpiece!

Hecatia

Drive them crazy―crazy enough to be my subordinates.

Clownpiece

You got it, boss!

Clownpiece

Here goes nothing...

???

Stop!

Eiki

I knew you'd be here.

Eiki

You can't hide your sins from me.

Clownpiece

Wh-Who are you?! Unless you have Lady Hecatia's permission, this area is off-limits!

Hecatia

It's all right, Clownpiece.

Hecatia

Tell me, Eiki. What exactly am I guilty of?

Eiki

With Clownpiece here, it's not hard to work out what you were planning.

Eiki

You were going to drive the Transfer Students insane, and then unleash havoc upon the academy.

Hecatia

Guess again. I only asked Clownpiece to warm up the floor.

Clownpiece

Th-That's right! I'm on floor-heating duty!

Eiki

You can't be serious...

Eiki

There's no way you'd use magic just to heat up the floor!

Sumireko

They're telling the truth.

Kosuzu

Lady Hecatia brought us here 'cause she knew we'd like it.

Kosuzu

So do you mind... leaving us alone?

Hecatia

Heh, that was fast work, Clownpiece.

Clownpiece

Anything for you, Lady Hecatia!

Eiki

Clownpiece must have already used her ability on them. They have no will of their own.

Their eyes are kinda freaking me out...

Eiki

Come on, we have to snap them out of this!

Kosuzu

Where are we?

Sumireko

And what are we doing?

Phew. They're free from Clownpiece's ability.

Eiki

That's one more step toward rehabilitation.

Hecatia

Aww, right after I set them up in a nice new prison.

Hecatia

Then again, I was already getting tired of their geeky hobbies.

Hecatia

Guess it's time to bring in some new Transfer Students.

Hecatia

See you later, bullet nerds!

Wait!

Eiki

This has gone on long enough. Clownpiece and Lady Hecatia are in for a serious whipping.

Eiki

I can sense Lady Hecatia in the classroom up ahead.

We gotta check it out, then.

???

Hey!

Miss Eiki, did you hear that?

Eiki

It's probably just one of the students trying to mess with me. It happens a lot.

Eiki

If you want a taste of my whip, you'll have to wait―

Sumireko

Sorry. No can do.

Kosuzu

We owe you an apology.

Eiki

Miss Kosuzu, Miss Sumireko...

Did you follow us?

Kosuzu

Uh-huh.

Sumireko

We wanted to say sorry.

Eiki

Really? Does that mean...

Eiki

You've been rehabilitated?!

Not so loud, Miss Eiki!

Let's hear what they have to say.

Kosuzu

We said some awful things to you...

Sumireko

But... you still saved us from that prison.

Kosuzu

And that made us realize you're not just siding with the youkai...

Kosuzu

Youkai or human―you help people in trouble.

Sumireko

And we kidnapped you...

Kosuzu

It might not be enough to make up for it...

Sumireko

But we want to help you.

Eiki

Rehabilitation...

Eiki

Full rehabilitation!

Calm down, Miss Eiki!

Kosuzu & Sumireko

...

Umm...

First of all, thanks.

If you want to help, then―

Eiki

PLAYER, look.

Eiki

That classroom... It's glowing blue.

Sumireko

That light...

Kosuzu

We've seen it before.

(It's gotta be coming from a Seal Crystal.)

Sumireko, Kosuzu.

Sorry to throw you in at the deep end...

But will you come with us into that classroom?

Clownpiece

W-Wow...

Clownpiece

This shiny box is how we summon new Transfer Students, isn't it?!

Hecatia

That's right.

Hecatia

With more Transfer Students, we can make this academy―

???

Stop!

Eiki

"New Academy Rule 2987: Transfer Students can only be summoned with the approval of the Disciplinary Committee."

Eiki

Lady Hecatia. Put that Seal Crystal away. Now.

Hecatia

You say the funniest things, Eiki!

Hecatia

That rule doesn't exist.

Eiki

It does now.

Eiki

I decided you had to be stopped, so I created it.

Hecatia

Well, well. So you're openly rebelling now.

Hecatia

I thought you were just a rule-obsessed goody-goody... but it seems I was wrong.

Eiki

I'm happy to hear that...

Eiki

But it won't stay my whip.

Hecatia

Teehee.

Hecatia

You really ARE hilarious.

Umm, Miss Hecatia?

Hecatia

What is it, PLAYER?

Why are you doing this? Can't we just―

Enjoy academy life with the people already here?

Hecatia

...Allow me to ask you a question in response.

Hecatia

Why do you think discipline falls apart?

...

Hecatia

Because the students deem the academy boring.

Hecatia

Bored students break rules. They act out in an attempt to make their environment more fun.

They break rules... to make the academy fun?

Hecatia

Think about it.

Hecatia

With a timetable packed full of fun lessons and events, no one would have the time to cause trouble.

Hecatia

So, as a discipline officer, I started bringing in Transfer Students to make sure no one ever gets bored.

Hecatia

Zanmu and Eiki think of them as nothing but trouble-makers, but they couldn't be more wrong.

Hecatia

Transfer Students are really honor students who help make this academy fun for all.

Eiki

...Just because something is fun doesn't mean it's acceptable.

Eiki

Jet-skiing down the corridor is bad behavior, no matter what world you're in.

Hecatia

Sure, sometimes things go a little overboard, but that's all part of the fun.

Hecatia

What's important is keeping things lively.

Hecatia

Or to put it another way, anything that's boring needs to be eliminated.

Hecatia

Like, say...

Hecatia

Rehabilitated Transfer Students.

Kosuzu

Miss Hecatia?

Sumireko

I don't...

Eiki

We've reached an impasse.

Eiki

You believe fun is all that matters... but I don't.

Miss Eiki!

Eiki

Some things are more important than fun. And I'm going to teach you that... with my whip!

Eiki

It's time for you to be rehabilitated!

Hecatia

I don't believe it!

Hecatia

I actually lost a battle of bullets...

Eiki

Lady Hecatia, do you understand the value of rehabilitation now?

A normal, peaceful academy can be just as good.

Plus, some fun people might only seem boring to you.

You can't just go around "eliminating" them.

And stop randomly summoning Transfer Students, OK?

Hecatia

...Fine. I promise I'll stop.

Good. Because there's at least one Transfer Student...

Who's having a hard time settling in.

Hecatia

There is?

Uh-huh!

Hecatia

Who is it? Where are they now?

Her name's kinda weird... but she's in the library!

Hecatia

Doesn't ring a bell...

Well, she's real! I talk to her all the time.

She's called Wordsmith No. 50!

Hecatia

Wordsmith...

Remember her now?

Hecatia

Nope.

Hecatia

I definitely didn't summon her.

Yukari

(...I don't hear bullets anymore.)

Yukari

(She must've been battling Hecatia.)

Yukari

(PLAYER was going to clash with her eventually.)

Yukari

(Hecatia was ready to destroy everything in the name of fun.)

Yukari

(But PLAYER is kind even to people who aren't fun.)

Yukari

(People like me.)

Yukari

I hope she's all right.

Yukari

...

Yukari

(If no one stops Hecatia, she'll keep summoning Transfer Students.)

Yukari

(And if that happens...)

Yukari

(Someday, someone will notice me.)

A few months ago...

Yukari

(The academy's so quiet at night. I can finally relax.)

Yukari

(I think I'll try exploring a new floor today―)

???

That's amazing, Lady Hecatia!

Yukari

(Someone's in that classroom.)

Yukari

(But who? Classes ended hours ago.)

Yukari

(I'll try to take a look without them noticing me...)

Clownpiece

Just finding one of these would be a miracle, but you found two!

Hecatia

They were in the Disciplinary Committee office. It's like they wanted to be found.

Clownpiece

So what do these shiny boxes do exactly?

Hecatia

Don't freak out, OK? These cubes... can summon people from other worlds.

Clownpiece

Summon?! People?! From other worlds?!

Hecatia

Teehee, I said not to freak out!

Hecatia

But you wanna know something even crazier? I've ALREADY summoned someone.

Clownpiece

No way! Who?!

Hecatia

The Transfer Students who arrived last week, Miko and Futo. They're not from this world.

Clownpiece

Whoa...

Hecatia

Teehee. Too shocked to speak, are you?

Hecatia

All you have to do is make a wish, and the Seal Crystal will make it come true.

Hecatia

So when the next semester starts...

Hecatia

I'm gonna wish for more transfer students to spice up the academy!

Clownpiece

MORE Transfer Students?!

Clownpiece

With new faces every semester, there'll never be a dull moment!

Hecatia

Teehee, I see we're on the same page.

Hecatia

You really are a wonderful servant.

Clownpiece

Yippee, compliments!

Hecatia

Get ready to meet two new Transfer Students next semester, OK?

Clownpiece

OK!

Yukari

...

Yukari

(So Hecatia summoned the Transfer Students from other worlds...)

Yukari

(And each semester, she brings in two more.)

Yukari

(If that's true, then this term's Transfer Students are Sumireko and Kosuzu.)

Yukari

But...

Yukari

What does that make me?

Hecatia

...

So you didn't summon Wordsmith No. 50?

Hecatia

That's literally the first time I've heard that name.

Really?

Are you sure you're not just trying to trick us?

???

She's telling the truth.

Hecatia

Oh, you're back already.

Hecatia

Zanmu.

Zanmu

I sensed that if I was away too long, the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee might collapse.

Hisami

I wanted to spend a little more time alone together, though...

So Miss Hecatia's telling the truth, huh?

Zanmu

I take every possible measure to maintain peace at this academy.

Zanmu

Which includes spying on my fellow discipline officers.

Eiki

You were spying on me?

Eiki

Miss Zanmu... I deem you guilty.

Zanmu

It's all in the name of preserving our little paradise.

Zanmu

Through our surveillance, Hisami and I confirmed that Hecatia was indeed summoning Transfer Students.

Zanmu

However, she's only summoned four thus far.

Zanmu

Mononobe no Futo.

Zanmu

Toyosatomimi no Miko.

Zanmu

Sumireko Usami.

Zanmu

And Kosuzu Motoori.

Kosuzu & Sumireko

...

Just those four?

Are you sure you didn't miss one―?

Zanmu

Hisami and I don't "miss" things.

...Fine, I'll ask Yukari myself.

She's always in the library somewhere.

Zanmu

You going alone won't solve anything. We'll come with you.

In the Hakurei Shrine Academy library...

...Hm?

She's not here.

Zanmu

...PLAYER.

Zanmu

Hisami and I weren't just spying on Hecatia and Eiki. We kept an eye on every student in this paradise.

Zanmu

And to this day, neither of us has come across anyone named Wordsmith No. 50.

Zanmu

I'm sorry to ask you this, but...

Zanmu

Is Wordsmith No. 50 really a student here? Because it sounds like she might just be a figment of your―

Hecatia

Zanmu.

Hecatia

Let's not jump to conclusions.

Hecatia

If PLAYER says this Wordsmith is real, then the least we can do is help her look.

Hecatia

There's no rush to make up our minds.

Miss Hecatia...

Thanks!

Hecatia

No, thank YOU.

Hecatia

You've given me a whole new perspective.

Hecatia

That's why the Disciplinary Committee is gonna help you find your dear friend.

Sumireko

We'll help too.

Kosuzu

We owe you that much...

Miss Sumireko, Miss Kosuzu...

Thanks so much!

Eiki

All right, let's begin the search.

Eiki

The Disciplinary Committee will check with the current students. Transfer students, check with the other transfers.

Eiki

PLAYER, try asking this semester's new students. Let's all meet back here when we're done.

Suika & Sanae

Wordsmith No. 50?

Sanae

What's that?! Some kinda new robot the academy building transforms into?!

N-No, nothing like that...!

I think she's a Yukari from another world, but―

Suika

So Yukari got some upgrades in another world, huh?

No! Why would you think that?!

(Ugh, these two are impossible to talk to!)

Futo & Miko

Wordsmith No. 50...?

Futo

Wh-Why art thou asking such impossible questions?!

Miko

If it's some kinda vehicle, then I'm afraid this jet ski here is called Kurokoma. Perhaps that was the name of Kokoro's.

Miko

No, wait. I just remembered hers is called Ayakashi.

Miko

Sorry, I don't think I can help you.

Sumireko

...Well, that was a bust.

Kosuzu

You said it... Let's head back to the library for now.

Akyuu

Wordsmith No. 50...

Kosuzu

Never met anyone who goes by that name.

Akyuu

We don't have any checkout records for her.

Kosuzu

And I don't remember seeing anyone like that hanging around here after school...

Hecatia

I see... Thanks anyway.

Hecatia

This is getting really weird.

Zanmu

We talked to fifty students. Not a single sighting.

Eiki

And if even the library committee hasn't seen her, then...

Hey, discipline officers! You're back!

Hecatia

Hello again, PLAYER.

How did it go?

Hecatia

We didn't find one student who's seen Wordsmith No. 50.

Not even one? I don't understand...

Zanmu

PLAYER. I'm asking you this for both your own sake and the sake of the academy...

Zanmu

Have you noticed anything strange about your memory lately? Is there any chance you're under the influence of magic?

Zanmu

Because it seems like Wordsmith No. 50 is some kind of illusion... that only you can see.

You think Yukari's... an illusion?

Eiki

We're not blaming you. We know you've done nothing wrong.

Eiki

But if someone's making you see things that aren't real, then it's the Disciplinary Committee's job to step in.

In that case...

Hecatia

In that case?

Let's have a battle of bullets!

Zanmu

And what would that prove?

If someone was making me see things with magic...

There's no way I could beat all of you at once, right?!

Besides, there's a rule about disputes...

Isn't there, Miss Eiki?

Eiki

"Academy Rule No. 1: Disputes with the Disciplinary Committee shall be settled via battles of bullets."

Hecatia

Teehee, I'm surprised you remembered, what with all the other rules Eiki's made.

It seemed like the most important one.

Hecatia

...All right, we accept your challenge.

Hecatia

Let the battle... BEGIN!

Zanmu

Hm... not bad.

Hecatia

If you're strong enough to fight like that... then it's safe to say no one's making you see things.

Eiki

But that means we still don't know who... or what Wordsmith No. 50 is.

Is there anywhere we haven't checked yet?

Eiki

Like where?

I dunno, like a room that someone's guarding...

Eiki

A room someone's guarding, heh?

Hecatia

I can think of one.

Zanmu

So can I.

Eiki

The room under Ran and Chen's protection... the fortress of Student President, Yukari Yakumo.

Hecatia

The Student Council Office.

The sun's already set.

I wonder if those two are still here...

???

*hiss*

Chen

What are you doing here so late?!

Ran

You better hope we like your answer!

Uhh... You see, the thing is...

Hecatia

Leave this to us, PLAYER.

Hecatia

Evening, ladies! It's us―your friendly neighborhood discipline officers!

Eiki

Miss Ran, Miss Chen. We have serious concerns about the discipline in the Student Council Office.

Zanmu

As members of the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee, we would like to carry out an inspection. That's OK, right?

Ran

*gulp*

Chen

An inspection? ... Lady Ran, what's going on?!

Zanmu

Don't worry, it's just a little check to make sure everything's in order.

Eiki

But this is an urgent matter. The sooner you let us in, the better.

Chen

W-Wait! You can't just show up like this!

Ran

It's late at night... and President Yukari isn't here. Without her permission, I can't let you―

Hecatia

Still afraid to make decisions on your own, huh?

Hecatia

I thought Yukari said she wanted you to work on that.

Ran

Wh-What?!

Chen

Lady Ran DOES make decisions on her own!

Hecatia

Then surely she can decide whether to let us in or not.

Hecatia

This is an emergency, and emergencies demand strong leadership.

Hecatia

So, what'll it be?

Chen

How dare you provoke Lady Ran like that―

Ran

It's all right, Chen. They can go in.

Chen

R-Really? ...Are you sure?

Ran

Yes. I'm sure that's what Lady Yukari would want.

Chen

Hrmm...

Chen

If you say so!

Hecatia

Thank you. Don't mind us, just squeezing past!

Whoa, that was incredible...

Hecatia

C'mon, PLAYER. You're coming too.

R-Right behind you!

In the Hakurei Shrine Academy Student Council Office...

Eiki

Ran said Yukari is out...

Zanmu

Yes, but that might not be the case.

What do you mean?

Hecatia

I'm guessing Zanmu can sense her presence just as I can. Only... I can't see her.

Hecatia

Seems like your friend's a dud.

A what?

Hecatia

You know, one of those weirdos no one hangs out with. Still... it's impressive she's avoided detection for this long.

Do you really sense Yukari in here?

Zanmu

Yes. But... she feels different from the Student President we all know.

(It's gotta be Wordsmith No. 50.)

(And if it is...)

Do you three mind hiding for a little while?

Eiki

Why do you want us to do that?

Something like this has happened before...

Yukari doesn't come out with other people around.

Eiki

That may be. But we can't leave you alone―

Zanmu

Eiki. Let's put our faith in PLAYER.

Zanmu

We've seen enough to know she's more than capable.

Eiki

...Very well.

Hecatia

We'll go hide over there.

Hecatia

That adorable little dud's all yours.

Thanks!

...

It's all right, Yukari.

You can come out now.

Yukari

...

Yukari

PLAYER?

Yukari...

Yukari

I can't believe you found me here.

Why were you hiding?

Yukari

...

Yukari

Because I wanted to make myself disappear.

Disappear?!

You can't do that!

Yukari

I figured you'd say that.

Yukari

I'll explain... but you have to promise not to get mad.

...I promise.

Yukari

Thank you.

Yukari

I told you once already, but I barely remember anything from before I came to this world.

Yukari

So all this time, I've felt... hollow. Like an empty vessel.

Yukari

In this state, I decided it wasn't worth talking to other people... so I avoided them entirely.

You feel like... an empty vessel?

That's not true!

Yukari

That's kind of you to say.

Yukari

As pathetic as I am, you're always kind to me.

Yukari

I'm truly in your debt... which is why I felt I had to protect you.

Yukari

When you were kidnapped... I rushed to give an anonymous tip to the Disciplinary Committee.

Yukari

If they hadn't acted on it... I planned to fight your kidnappers myself.

Yukari

After all, without you around, there'd be no point existing in this world.

So it was you who told the committee...

You're the reason they came to save me.

But, Yukari...

Why can't anyone else see you?

People even said you might be an illusion.

I don't understand what's going on...

Yukari

This body is that of Yukari Yakumo, the youkai who controls boundaries.

Yukari

I used her ability to ensure no one but you could see me.

I see...

But why? Why hide from everyone else?

Yukari

Because not knowing who I was terrified me. You knew my real name, so you were the only one I felt safe talking to.

Yukari

But that ends today.

It does?

How come?

Yukari

Watching you here at the academy taught me about the importance of making happy memories.

Yukari

And about how doing so can help people find a more positive outlook.

Yukari

I'm grateful to you for that.

Then why―?

Yukari

Because I don't have any memories.

Yukari

And even if I made new ones with you, I'd just forget them.

Yukari

I could try to bookmark them... but it wouldn't be enough.

Yukari

I'm sure I made happy memories with someone before... someone like you. But I don't remember any of it.

Yukari

So before I hurt anyone else, I figured I should just disappear.

But your memories don't disappear anymore, do they?

You've got nothing to worry about.

Yukari

I can feel it.

Yukari

A past version of me set all her memories ablaze.

Yukari

And I just know all my memories now will catch alight one day, too.

You can't possibly know that―

Yukari

Yes, I can! I know it better than anything...

Yukari...

Hecatia

Everything all right, PLAYER?

Miss Hecatia?!

Wait, what are you all...?

Hecatia

Don't worry. Even if we can see her, chances are, she can't see us.

Wait, what? You can see her?

...Can you ALL see her?!

Eiki

Uh-huh. Ever since you started talking.

Zanmu

Most likely, her despair overwhelmed her, and she lost control of the boundaries around her.

Oh...

I didn't realize just how badly this was affecting her.

Is there some way we can help her?

Zanmu

From what we heard, it sounds like her problems are rooted in the fear of losing her memories.

Zanmu

If we can ease that fear, she should be able to relax again.

We need to ease her fear, huh...?

Hecatia

Did she ever say anything about how to bring her memories back?

Eiki

If all she needs is a jolt, I'm happy to give her a whipping!

Memories... Jolts...

...That's it!

Zanmu

What's it?

Yukari said it herself...

Her memories don't feel hazy when she's battling.

Eiki

So battles are the cure for her memory loss, huh?

Zanmu

Then the solution is clear.

Hecatia

Yep. And it's right up our alley.

Hecatia

Let's fire up her memory... by firing some bullets!

Yukari

Wordsmith system... hibernate.

Yukari!

Are you all right?

Yukari

PLAYER...

Yukari

Thanks to you... some of my memories came back.

They did?

Yukari

Yes. And it seems I was right... There's no reason for me to exist any longer.

Yukari

Without the rest of my memories, I'm still just an empty vessel.

Yukari

Please... just let me disappear.

You can't give up...

There's something I haven't told you yet.

When I came to this world, I had no memories, either.

Yukari

Really?

Really.

I was an "empty shell" like you.

Yukari

I had no idea...

But thanks to everyone in Gensokyo...

I started making new memories. Happy memories.

Maybe you can't get back the memories you lost...

But you CAN make new ones with me.

So don't say you want to disappear!

Stay with me, and let's make happy memories together!

And if you forget some of them...

I'll be your bookmark...

And remind you that we're in this together!

Even if you forget everything...

I won't. Then, I'll make MORE memories with you...

Over and over, as many times as it takes!

So please...

Don't give up. Don't leave me.

Yukari

PLAYER...

Yukari

Thank you.

Yukari

I'm so glad I met you here in this world.

A few weeks later...

Marisa

Hey, everyone. I've got some BIG news!

Reimu

Keep your voice down. I bet it's nothing, anyway.

Marisa

Oh, it's something, all right. You ready?

Marisa

Word in the corridors is... we're getting a new Transfer Student today!

Wow!

Reimu

That IS big news.

Sanae

It's HUGE news! We haven't had a new student since the entrance ceremony!

Suika

How'd you find out, Marisa? The last Transfer Students just showed up out of the blue.

Reimu

Yeah, and they caused one heck of a fuss.

Marisa

Let's just say it ties into a certain hobby of mine...

???

Hey! You there!

Marisa

Gah, not these guys...

Marisa

It's the Hell Student Disciplinary Committee!

Eiki

Miss Marisa. You snuck into our office and stole a peek at the Transfer Student files, didn't you?

Marisa

I didn't steal a peek. I BORROWED a peek!

Eiki

You also stole your mini hakkero. Even though we confiscated it.

Marisa

H-Hey, that was mine in the first place!

Eiki

We're not oni, you know? If you'd have at least tried to rehabilitate yourself, we would've returned it.

Marisa

Hate to break it to you, but there's a LITERAL ONI standing right next to you.

Eiki

Seems you're in dire need of a disciplinary whipping.

Eiki

"Academy Rule No. 1: Disputes with the Disciplinary Committee shall be settled via―"

Zanmu

Now, now, Eiki. We didn't come here to rehabilitate anyone today, remember?

Eiki

Right, my apologies. I just got a little... whipped up in the moment.

Marisa

So... what ARE you here for?

Eiki

To―

???

To help keep the academy on track, of course!

Miss Hecatia... and Yukari?!

Hecatia

All right, everyone, take your seats. We've got a new friend to introduce!

Marisa

You mean Yukari? But she's the Student President...

Sanae

Nuh-uh. They look similar, but this one looks a little less upbeat.

Everyone can see her...

She must've stopped using her ability!

Suika

Is that really Yukari? She looks way less smug than the one I know.

Reimu

Agreed. Something about her feels... a lot more vulnerable.

Hecatia

So! Starting today, we've got a brand new classmate joining us!

Hecatia

How about a little introduction to help everyone get to know you?

Yukari

...OK.

Yukari

My name's Yukari Yakumo... but you can also call me Wordsmith No. 50.

Sanae

Wordsmith No. 50?! What an awesome name!

Suika

It sure is.

Suika

I feel like I've heard it before, though...

...

Yukari

I don't remember much from before I came to this world.

Yukari

So... I might be frustrating to talk to sometimes.

Yukari

But from now on...

Yukari

I want to learn new things and make new memories with all of you.

Yukari...

Yukari

I'm not sure how good a friend I'll be... but it's nice to meet you all.

Hecatia

Now then, as for Yukari's seat...

*shoots hand into the air*

No one's using the one next to me!

Yukari

PLAYER...

Hecatia

Well, seeing how eager she is... Yukari can sit next to PLAYER.

If you need anything, just ask!

Yukari

Thanks.

Hecatia

Teehee, looks like she's made a friend already.

Hecatia

Ready, everyone?

Hecatia

It's time to make some happy memories!

Yukari

It's good to see you again, PLAYER.

Yukari

Did you make any memories in the Hakurei Shrine Academy that was created when two parallel worlds combined?

There were a lot of tough moments...

But overall, I had a great time!

Yukari

Hehe, that's the smile of someone who has a head filled with wonderful new memories.

Yukari

Still, you talk as if you've graduated from that world already, but your days at the academy aren't over yet.

Is the academy world the only one left?

Yukari

Far from it. There are still plenty of parallel worlds out there. However, they tend to overlap more now.

Yukari

In other words, more people from different worlds are going to come together―whether you want them to or not.

Yukari

But don't worry. The more you experience these overlapping worlds, the more it'll all start to make sense.

Umm, I don't really get it... but OK!

Yukari

Hehe, you're such a good student.

Miss Yukari, can I ask you something?

Yukari

Go ahead.

Who was the Miss Yukari I met in that world?

Yukari

That's an excellent question.

Yukari

All I can tell you...

Yukari

Is that someone here wished for her to make many happy memories.

Yukari

Does that help?

Not really...

Yukari

A person is made of their memories, but even if those memories fade, the person lives on.

Yukari

If there's one thing to be thankful for, it's that people aren't made of records.

Yukari

Records are cold, organized lists of facts. But memories... memories shift and change as they stack atop one another.

Yukari

You still have time. Keep stacking up those memories such that regret doesn't find you.

Yukari

Farewell for now, PLAYER. Until worlds overlap once more...

At Hakurei Shrine Academy...

I wonder if Yukari made it in OK for her second day...

Yukari

...

Ah, there she is.

Morning, Yukari!

Yukari

Oh, PLAYER. Morning.

Are you getting used to being a student here yet?

Yukari

I suppose... Little by little.

That's great to hear!

If there's anything you don't understand, just ask.

Yukari

Thanks...

Yukari

Umm, PLAYER?

Yukari

There actually is something I wanted to ask you...

What?

Yukari

How do you... "make" memories?

Huh...

I've never really thought about it.

Reimu and Marisa are over there. Let's ask them.

Yukari

Are you sure?

Of course! It's always OK to ask for help!

Reimuuu!

Marisaaa!

Reimu

Hey, PLAYER.

Marisa

The new Transfer Student's with you, huh?

Marisa

What's up?

We were just talking about making memories...

And I realized I don't actually know how to do that.

Reimu

So you wanna know how to make memories, heh? Pretty sure it's not something you do on purpose.

It's not?!

Reimu

It just kinda happens. You spend time together, and before you know it, you've made a memory.

Yukari

I guess that makes sense...

Marisa

Sure, but you can also, like, go on a vacation specifically to make memories, right?

Marisa

You go someplace new or do something you've never done before...

Marisa

And BAM! You've got new memories.

Going to new places... Trying new things...

I think I get it now! Thanks, guys!

Yukari

That was very enlightening.

It sure was.

You know, you can talk to people yourself if you like.

Yukari

I...

Yukari

You're right. I'll try harder next time.

I'm sure you'll do great!

Yukari

So... how do you think we should go about making memories?

Hmm... Is there anywhere you wanna go?

Or anything you wanna do?

Yukari

I tried thinking about it, but I haven't had any good ideas yet―

???

You're guilty!

Yukari

I am?

I don't think she was talking to you...

Miko

Soar down the corridor like a cloud dragon, Kurokoma!

Futo

Eek! Wait for me, Lady Taishi!

Eiki

Get back here! I deem you guilty of soaring down the corridor!

Pretty sure she was talking to them.

Yukari

That makes much more sense.

Yukari

...PLAYER.

Yukari

I just thought of something I want to do.

You did?!

Yukari

PLAYER... I want to take a ride on Kurokoma.

...Huh?

I-I don't... Umm... Why?

That thing's, like, really dangerous!

Yukari

I spend so much time sitting around...

Yukari

If I could move around without getting up, that would be amazing.

Yukari

And with Kurokoma, I could move REALLY fast.

Can't argue with you there...

But I'd be so worried watching you speed around!

Yukari

That's kind of you to say.

Yukari

But it doesn't change my mind.

Yukari

Kurokoma belongs to Miss Miko, and I heard that she, too, has experienced a terribly long slumber.

Yukari

Maybe if I talk to her, I might learn something useful.

Yukari

Besides, Miss Marisa said it herself.

Yukari

Doing new things is a great way to make new memories.

(Wow, she's really thought this through...)

OK!

Let's find Miss Miko and ride Kurokoma all together!

(I didn't think this through.)

(Miss Miko's impossible to find!)

Yukari

I wonder where Miss Miko is.

Speeding down one of the corridors... but which one?!

Yukari

Wait, someone's coming this way.

Eiki

*pant* *pant*

Eiki

You, two...

Miss Eiki!

Eiki

*pant* *pant* Out of my way... That wretched vehicle... I have to... with my whip...

Yukari

Um, Miss Eiki?

Yukari

We're trying to find Miss Miko.

Yukari

Do you happen to know where she is?

Eiki

*pant* *pant* No... but I'm trying to find out.

Eiki

I've searched the whole academy and still can't find her.

Yukari

Oh...

Eiki

Yes. "Oh" indeed.

Eiki

I'm sorry you had to see me like this. If you spot Miss Miko or Kurokoma, let me know.

Eiki

Goodbye.

Yukari

That was the first time I've ever seen Miss Eiki out of breath.

Same here.

(Can't believe she was chasing after Kurokoma on foot.)

Yukari

But thanks to her, I think I might know where Miss Miko is.

For real?

Yukari

She said she checked all over the academy. That only leaves...

Outside the academy?

Yukari

Uh-huh.

Yukari

If we search the academy grounds, I'm sure we'll find Miss Miko.

Yeah... but the grounds are huge!

Was that―?

Yukari

PLAYER, look!

Miko

Roar, Kurokoma! Smash through the entrance!

Waaaahhh!

Yukari

Wordsmith system, activate.

Yukari

I won't let anyone hurt you. Including jet skis.

Yukari

I'll slow it down with my bullets.

Miko

You actually stopped Kurokoma...

Miko

You're quite skilled. State your purpose.

My only purpose right now is to not get run over!

Yukari

I actually wanted to speak with you, Miss Miko.

(Yukari spoke!)

Miko

Oh, really? What about?

Yukari

I heard you spent a long time asleep.

Yukari

After you woke up... did you feel scared or anxious?

Yukari

Did you ever feel regret when you found out about everything that happened while you were asleep?

Miko

What fascinating questions. I sense you are asking them for a specific reason, but I won't pry.

Yukari

...

Miko

My answer is simple.

Miko

Since waking, I have never once felt fear or anxiety.

Miko

On the contrary, I've been filled with excitement and joy.

Yukari

Really?

Miko

Yes. And as for what happened while I was asleep... I realized my regret would change nothing, so I put it behind me.

Miko

Lost time can never be recovered. Therefore, we have but one task...

Miko

To make the most of the present.

Yukari

Make the most of the present...

(Even in that outfit, she still knows how to help people!)

Miko

So? Did that answer your questions?

Yukari

Yes... but can I ask one more?

Miko

Of course.

Yukari

Can I have a ride on Kurokoma?

Miko

Are you being serious...?

(Even she didn't see that coming!)

Yukari

Is that a no?

Miko

Not necessarily... But driving Kurokoma is no trivial task.

Miko

Then again, maybe you don't have to drive... How would you like to get pulled along on a trip around the grounds?

Yukari

How would that work?

Miko

We would tie your chair to Kurokoma. In the end, it won't feel all that different from riding it.

Yukari

...All right. Let's try it. PLAYER, you should ride with me.

Should I?!

Miko

Very well, let's find some rope.

Miko

Roar, Kurokoma! Faster, faster!

Eeeeeeeek!

Yukari

I can feel the wind in my hair!

Miko

Hold on, there's a turn coming up!

EEEEEEEEK!

Miko

How was that? Kurokoma's no slouch, huh?

Nope, not a slouch. Definitely not a slouch...

You OK, Yukari?

Yukari

I think so...

Yukari

This is a memory I'll never forget.

That's... great...

Yukari

What's the matter, PLAYER? You look like you're about to... Oh, you just did.

The next day...

Yukari

Riding Kurokoma was so fun.

It was a little too fast if you ask me...

But I'm glad you enjoyed yourself!

So, what should we do next?

Yukari

Look, PLAYER.

Yukari

All these club posters say they're recruiting.

You're right. I guess it makes sense to do it in spring.

Is there one you wanna join?

Yukari

Hmm...

???

The Occult Research Club would be happy to have you.

Yukari

Huh?

Sumireko

It's brand new. We just started this semester.

Kosuzu

And right now, we're on the hunt for new members.

What sorta things do you do?

Sumireko

We uncover the world's hidden truths. Occult phenomena, psychic powers, cryptids―you name it!

Kosuzu

It's the perfect fit for you, no?

Yukari

You really think so?

Sounds pretty intense. What do you wanna do, Yukari?

Yukari

I think I'd like to take a look at all my options before deciding anything.

Sumireko

...

Sumireko

You're awfully level-headed for a freshman.

Kosuzu

Even though you're basically a walking occult phenomenon...

H-Hey, that's mean!

We'll let you know when Yukari's made up her mind!

Sumireko

Fine... We'll be waiting.

Yukari

Joining a club sounds like a good way to make memories.

Yep.

But I'm not sure that one is the best choice...

Yukari

...

What?

Yukari

Do you think they were right?

Sumireko and Kosuzu?

I dunno... At least they're enthusiastic!

Yukari

Yes, but that's not what I meant.

Oh. What did you mean?

Yukari

They called me a walking occult phenomenon.

Yukari

And I'm having a hard time disagreeing with them.

Yukari

So maybe the Occult Research Club is right for me.

Yukari

If I suddenly joined the Crazy Backing Dancers Club, I'm sure I'd just freak everyone out.

I'm sure Mai and Satono would love to have you...

But you should join whatever club interests you!

Yukari

Thank you.

Yukari

I've made up my mind.

In the Occult Research Club Room...

Sumireko

...

Kosuzu

...

Sumireko

No one came today, either.

Kosuzu

I know, but do you really have to say it out loud?

Sumireko

Maybe we need to change our recruitment strategy...

Kosuzu

Yeah? And what do you propose?

Sumireko

I dunno... We could try smiling more?

Kosuzu

Us? Smile? Get outta here.

Sumireko

We could at least give it a go.

Kosuzu

All right, then. Show me your best smile.

Sumireko

Hrmm...

Sumireko

Is this any good?

Kosuzu

I mean this in the nicest way possible―that's a terrible smile.

Sumireko

I'd like to see you do any better.

Kosuzu

...

Kosuzu

Well?

Sumireko

Yikes.

Kosuzu

H-Hey! You're going the right way for a battle of bullets―

Umm...

Kosuzu

Eek!

Kosuzu

We're under attack! I repeat, we're under attack!

Sumireko

Is this a CE3?! A close encounter of the third kind?

We just came to check out the club―

Kosuzu

Don't be fooled, Sumireko!

Kosuzu

Nobody ever visits us!

Sumireko

They must be alien spies...

Nope. We really just wanted to check out the club―

Kosuzu

Silence, alien invader! Prepare to be vanquished!

I didn't sign up for this!

Kosuzu

I don't believe it...

Sumireko

She's really here to join our club?

For the millionth time, YES!

Tell 'em, Yukari!

Yukari

I'm not sure how much you know about me, so let me introduce myself a little.

Yukari

My name's Wordsmith No. 50, but my fundamental components are identical to Yukari Yakumo's.

Yukari

I can manipulate boundaries to make myself invisible to others and appear at will.

Yukari

I probably came here from another world, but I don't have any of my past memories.

Yukari

I might not be the ideal candidate... but will you let me join your club?

Sumireko

...Wow.

Kosuzu

We got a real amateur on our hands.

Kosuzu

But with the same fundamental components as Yukari, she might just be the perfect research subject...

Sumireko

If she doesn't have any memories, there's a good chance she was abducted by aliens.

Sumireko

I bet the trauma of seeing cattle being experimented on wiped her mind clean.

Umm...

Kosuzu

What?

Sumireko

Yeah, what?

Can Yukari join your club or not?

Kosuzu

Of course.

Sumireko

As if we would turn away such a magnificent research subject...

Yukari

I'm really in?

Yep! Congrats, Yukari!

Yukari

Yay!

Kosuzu

OK, time to get started with our first mission. Get her up to speed, Sumireko!

Sumireko

We've received reports of strange sightings at the Misty Lake.

Sumireko

And I'm 99% sure... they're of Nessie.

Kosuzu

As the Occult Research Club, it's our job to find the truth!

Kosuzu

C'mon, there's no time to waste!

O-OK!

The next day...

Yukari

Yesterday was really busy with the club... but it was a lot of fun.

I can't believe that Nessie was actually―

12 hours earlier, at the Misty Lake...

Sumireko

Look at that thing sticking out of the water. It looks just like a neck.

Kosuzu

It's Nessie. No doubt about it.

Yukari

Wow!

Sumireko

We should be able to fly a little closer...

Sumireko

And given its size, I think I can lift it with telekinesis.

Kosuzu

Sounds good. We'll grab it from above to lighten the load.

Sumireko

Nice and easy...

Sumireko

Gotcha!

Nessy?

Eep!

Kosuzu

Did it just eep?

Yukari

Nessie... can talk!

Kosuzu

I've heard that voice before.

Yukari

You mean you've spoken to Nessie already?

Kosuzu

No, but I have spoken to...

Everyone

Nitori?!

I can't believe it was just Nitori's... claw thing.

Yukari

Miss Kosuzu and Miss Sumireko were so disappointed.

Its silhouette does kinda look like Nessie, huh?

Yukari

It's weird how Miss Nitori's bag was full of Nessie manjuu, though.

Bet she wanted to sell them to all the tourists.

Yukari

She said if she keeps pretending to be Nessie, the real one will show up eventually...

Yeah, I doubt it.

Sanae

There you are, PLAYER!

Suika

Wahey, we looked all over for ya!

Sanae! Miss Suika! What's up?

Sanae

The cherry blossoms near the academy are in full bloom! Wanna have a party with us and all the others?

Suika

Would be a huge waste not to. When we say full bloom, we mean FULL bloom!

Sanae

Why don't you come, too, Miss Smith?!

Yukari

Since when was I Miss Smith?

Sounds like a nickname Sanae came up with!

Yukari

What's a... nickname?

It's like a fun name you give to your friends.

Yukari

Oh... Then I'll gladly be Miss Smith.

Sanae

So, whaddya say, Miss Smith?!

Sanae

I'd love to get to know you better!

Yukari

A party under the cherry blossoms...

Yukari

I've never actually seen cherry blossoms, so I'd love to go.

Yukari

Will you come with me, PLAYER?

Sure!

Let's head right there―

???

Guilty!

I've heard that before...

Suika, Sanae & Yukari

The Hell Student Disciplinary Committee!

Eiki

Sounds like you four were about to go and see the cherry blossoms.

Eiki

This week is Go Straight Home Week. As such, you are all to go―you guessed it―STRAIGHT HOME.

Isn't that a little too strict?!

Zanmu

Cherry blossoms' beauty can lure people away from the righteous path. It's dangerous to get too close.

B-But... What do you think, Miss Hecatia?

Hecatia

Me?

Hecatia

So long as we're all having fun studying and battling, I'm happy!

I shoulda guessed...

Sanae

We already decided we're going to see the cherry blossoms with Miss Smith!

Suika

Wahey! Good luck tryna stop us!

Yukari

Wordsmith system, activate.

Yukari

I won't let you spoil my memory-making.

Sanae

Behold! The power of steam!

Suika

Wahey! How'd you like my oni magic?!

Yukari

Wordsmith system, hibernate.

Yukari

...

Eiki

I suppose we have no choice but to allow you to view the cherry blossoms... Briefly!

Zanmu

That was some spectacular battling.

Hecatia

I hate to say it, but you win this one. Rules are rules―we'll leave you be.

Hecatia

Enjoy your party!

Sanae

They actually left...

Suika

Normally, they're way more persistent.

Yukari

Maybe they showed up just to be part of my new memory...

No doubt about it.

Sanae

What are you two talking about?

Don't worry, it's nothing!

We're ready for a party under the cherry blossoms!

Yukari

Let's go.

Yukari

I can't wait.

Suika

Tonight's a party! Let's go wild!

Futo

Let us sing and dance!

Sumireko and Kosuzu are here, too!

Kosuzu

Is that a problem?

No, I was just a little surprised is all...

Kosuzu

There's nothing to be surprised about.

Sumireko

We overheard you talking about a party after we tidied up the club room.

Sumireko

Didn't you hear Kosuzu squealing about how we "have to go"?

Kosuzu

Sumireko!

The bullets must have drowned her out...

Kosuzu

Don't believe her. She's making stuff up―

Yukari

I'm really glad you're both here.

Kosuzu

You are?

Yukari

Of course. We're clubmates, aren't we?

Kosuzu

Yukari...

Kosuzu

Was that an engine?

Yep. And I think I know which one...

???

Kurokoma's amazing!

Miko

Y-Yes, but do you really need to shout so loud?

Sanae

The frame, the sheen of the body, the sound of the engine... For a mech-lover like me, this jet ski is a dream come true!

Sanae

What does it run on?! Can it transform?!

Miko

I don't think it transforms...

Sumireko

Sounds like those two are gonna be talking a while...

You said it.

(I've never seen Miss Miko look so overwhelmed!)

???

Hey. Mind if we join the party?

...Hm?

Kosuzu

It's you!

Hecatia

Yep, it's us. Your friendly neighborhood discipline officers!

What are you doing here?

Eiki

There's no rule barring us from attending cherry blossom viewing parties.

Hecatia

Besides, we're off campus. Which means we're off-duty.

Zanmu

And with cherry blossoms this beautiful, how could we resist?

What about everything you said back at the academy?

Suika

That was then, this is now.

Suika

And now is a party!

Suika

You guys gotta go crazy, too!

Futo

J-Just promise there shall be no whipping!

(Everyone's having so much fun.)

(Hm? What's Yukari doing alone over there?)

You OK, Yukari?

Yukari

I'm fine.

Yukari

I just realized some of the cherry blossoms have already fallen.

So they have...

Yukari

I was having so much fun. But when I thought about how I might forget all this someday...

Yukari

It made me a little sad.

Huh...

Yukari

All the memories we've made will one day wither and fall, like these petals...

Zanmu

Hmph. You still have a lot to learn about cherry blossom viewing parties.

Miss Zanmu? ...And Miss Suika?

Suika

Getting all profound without me, huh? I won't stand for that!

What are you talking about?

Zanmu

Don't mind her. She's just drunk... on all the party vibes.

Gotcha.

Yukari

So... you said I still have a lot to learn about cherry blossom viewing parties?

Zanmu

Ah, yes.

Zanmu

Listen. It's because cherry blossoms fall that we get to see them bloom again next year.

Zanmu

To think of falling petals as sad is shortsighted.

Zanmu

Their falling is not an end, but a beginning of something new.

They can only bloom again BECAUSE they fall...

Suika

If they were always in bloom, we wouldn't stop to appreciate their beauty.

Zanmu

Don't be afraid of things disappearing. And remember...

Zanmu

This is Gensokyo―the home of all those who have disappeared.

Yukari

I never thought about it like that...

Suika

Hey, Zanmu! I've spotted some good-looking grub!

Zanmu

I'll be there in just a sec!

Zanmu

Enjoy the rest of the party, ladies.

Feeling better now, Yukari?

Yukari

Much.

That's great!

Yukari

I never would've imagined...

Yukari

Just how beautiful cherry blossoms are.

Ugh, the school bell's so loud this morning.

Yukari

Are you OK?

Yeah. I think I just had a little too much fun last night.

Yukari

We did stay up rather late...

I feel better now I'm here with you, though.

Yukari

I'm glad to hear it.

You've tried a bunch of new stuff this week, right?

How was it all?

Yukari

Hmm...

Yukari

Riding Kurokoma, joining the Occult Research Club, the party... It was all so much fun.

Yukari

But I'm pretty sure...

Pretty sure what?

Yukari

That you being there with me made it all so much better.

Yukari...

Yukari

Thanks for helping me make new memories.

Yukari

And, if it's all right with you...

Yukari

I'd like us to make many, many more together!

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