Lossy's Journal

Yukari

Greetings, PLAYER.

Yukari

Sorry to start off so formally, but let me ask you something.

Yukari

Is this our first time meeting... Or have we met before?

F-First time!

We've met before!

Choice Selected: "F-First time!"

Yukari

Thought so. I'm Yukari Yakumo. I'll be your guide through this tale.

Yukari

You'll be visiting another world, but don't worry, I'm sure someone will be there to lend you a helping hand.

Yukari

Get ready to go...

Continue onto main branch.

Choice Selected: "We've met before!"

Yukari

So you remembered me. I'm glad.

Yukari

It's a little hot, don't you think? It's not even summer yet, and I'm already sweating.

Yukari

But enough about that. This tale is about to begin. Get ready to take a trip...

Main Branch

Yukari

To Old Desire.

Yukari

Cold soda, air conditioning, chill music, fairies dancing even without flowers...

Yukari

Old Desire is Seiga's very own red-hot yet totally cool social club.

Yukari

But right now, something strange is happening there.

Yukari

You can try to get to the bottom of it, or simply enjoy the vibes.

Yukari

Either way, be sure to enjoy yourself. Farewell for now...

In the L2.2 Universe, at Seiga's social club, Old Desire...

A deafening cheer shakes the room. The sweet scent of cola in the air. Bright lights illuminate every corner.

*clink*

A bullet fired at an empty glass.

Junko

Locked and loaded. Let the show begin!

Seiga

We'll show you how to battle here at Old Desire, the best social club there ever was!

Seiga

It's gonna be a blast!

Eek! This bullet service is way too intense!

A guest's glass just shattered! I gotta clean that up!

Cirno & Lily White

Miss Seiga, Miss Junko! More bullets!

There are bullets coming from this way, too!

Medicine

Hm, I feel like something sweet...

Seiga

I know just the thing! I'll bring it right over.

Ran

Breathtaking action, non-stop excitement... So this is the new Old Desire.

Yachie

Seiga, Junko, and a grown-up Medicine. It's like they're all members of the same family.

Yachie

Excuse me, waitress. Can we get a couple of drinks?

Marisa

Sure thing. Have some tea―

Marisa

Oops.

Yachie

You're spilling it all over.

Ran

Hehe, she must be new. Clumsy mistakes like that are adorable.

Yachie

I'm glad one of us thinks so. We need something to wipe this up with.

Marisa

My bad. Here, use this cloth.

S-Sorry about Marisa! Have some more tea!

Ran

How thoughtful of you, PLAYER. You're shaping up to be Old Desire's star employee.

Ran

Now, about that THING we spoke of... Have you got any leads?

I-I don't really have the time to chat!

Everything's a mess in here!

Junko

Hm? What is it, Udon?

Junko

In the midst of all this fun, someone's trying to have a secret conversation, you say? We can't have that.

Junko

Mamizou.

Mamizou

What's up?

Junko

Give those guests a little action. On the house.

Mamizou

Say no more. My tanuki crew are on it.

Ran

What the―!? What's with all these bake-danuki?!

They're drinking your drink and eating your snacks!

Now they're shoving you out of your chair!

Ran

This is an act of sabotage. Gotta hand it to 'em, they're a persistent bunch.

Ran

But so am I. Especially with Old Desire at stake!

So many fluffy tanuki tails... I can barely see!

I just came to help out...

I didn't sign up for this!

A few days prior, in the L2.2 Universe. At Old Desire...

Seiga

I want to go on vacation!

Yoshika

Va-ca-tion... You mean, like, a big trip?! I wanna go, too!

Seiga

Then let's go! Bye, PLAYER!

Huh?!

What about the club?!

Seiga

Oh, right. It totally slipped my mind.

Yoshika

That was a short trip.

Seiga

I'm just going to sort a few things out, then we can leave for real, Yoshika.

Phew!

I mean, a vacation sounds really fun and all...

But if you close the club, the guests will be super sad!

Seiga

True. There's never been anyone I can leave in charge, so I haven't been able to take a long break.

Seiga

But I want time off, too!

Seiga

Luckily, I have the perfect solution. I'm going to summon some new managers!

I-Is that a big blue Seal Crystal?!

Who are you going to summon with it?!

Seiga

Get ready, because here she cooooomes!

Seiga

Whoa, where am I?! Was this your doing, Miss Junko?

Junko

Nope...

Seiga

Huh?

Seiga

Woohoo! I hit the jackpot!

Seiga

I summoned Junko and another me! I can leave them in charge, no problem!

Yoshika

T-Two Seigas... There are TWO SEIGAS!

Seiga

Urgh, I was just about to go on vacation!

Junko

Summoning us without any regard for our situation... She's as bad as you, Seiga.

Seiga

Yeah, but this could be fun too! Nice to meet you, new Yoshika!

Yoshika

N-Nice to meet you, too...

Seiga

C'mon, Miss Junko. Think of THIS as our vacation!

Junko

You really do roll with the punches, huh?

Junko

But running a social club in another world has a certain appeal. All right, we're in.

Seiga

That's the spirit!

Seiga

Take good care of Old Desire! If you have any trouble, just ask PLAYER.

Have a good trip! Aaaaand she's gone.

Uhh... let's give it our best?

Junko

Don't worry, we'll handle everything. You must have some kind of plan in mind, right, Seiga?

Seiga

Naturally. We're going to use these.

Junko

Where did you get those?

Seiga

Please. I know all of MY hiding places.

Junko

You've got no shame, huh? So go on, who... or what are you gonna wish for?

Seiga

Someone who'll make this place fun! I wonder who the crystal will bring...

Mamizou

Huh, I got summoned. Whaddya need me for?

Seiga

To help around the club. A greater youkai will make light work of all the chores around here.

Mamizou

Lemme get this straight, you want ME to do chores at a silly social club? The world's gone mad...

Junko

I'm sure we don't need to show you the ropes. We're expecting big things from you.

Mamizou

Yeah, yeah. Honestly, some people.

Mamizou

Still, a new world, a new Seiga and Junko...

Mamizou

Fine. I'll take the job!

Seiga

Woohoo! Our first recruit!

Mamizou

I'm only the first? You're gonna need more people to run this place.

Seiga

How about you summon someone next, then? We already made our wish, now it's your turn.

Mamizou

So you summoned me with one of these, huh?

Mamizou

All right, here goes―

Biten

Hellooo! ...Wait, when did you change outfits, Miss Seiga?!

Seiga

What are you talking about, Biten?

Biten

You literally JUST asked me to help run the club...

Seiga

Oh, that must have been this world's me. She's going on vacation.

Biten

Makes sense. ...Wait, no it doesn't.

Mamizou

I dunno who you are, but if you're here to help, great! One less hire to worry about.

Seiga

You said it! You look pretty athletic. Maybe you can dance for the guests!

Biten

Well, I was planning to help out while Lady Yachie's away... All right, I'm in.

Junko

Back to you, Mamizou. Summon us some more helpers.

Mamizou

On it.

Biten

Are you allowed to use that thing?!

Seiga

Relax, it'll be fine.

Biten

You people are bananas!

Nue

You've got some guts summoning me...

Nue

Wait... is that you, Mamizou?! I can't believe it! Long time, no see!

Mamizou

Hoh hoh, you said it, Nue.

Eternity Larva

This is a gloomy place to get summoned... What do you want from me?

Mamizou

Simple. We want you to help us run the social club!

Nue

Hmm...

Nue

Not a chance!

Mamizou

Say what?!

Nue

Yikes, we lost. Guess I'll help out!

Eternity Larva

I wasn't opposed to helping out in the first place...

Mamizou

Thanks, you guys.

Junko

Still... what an odd set of staff members we've assembled.

Seiga

It's pretty great if you ask me. A social club is supposed to be a hotpot of people from all walks of life!

Nue

I think you mean melting pot...

Biten

So... what exactly are we going to do?

Seiga

We're gonna throw a party! A big, lavish party!

Eternity Larva

Lavish, huh? And who are we going to invite?

Mamizou

Well, since Biten's the only native to this world, she's bound to know a lot of people here.

Biten

Me?!

Nue

We need to find out what stuff there is lying around the club. But I say we change outfits first!

Biten

I wanna wear one like Lady Yachie's!

Junko

There's a changing room over there. This world's Seiga left us in charge, so I'm sure she won't mind if we use it.

Biten

How did I end up at the center of this plan?!

Biten

I got called here out of the blue, and now I'm about to put on some mystery outfit. It's a bit overwhelming...

Biten

B-But I guess it could be fun!

Nue

How about we do our makeup like this?

Eternity Larva

In that case, let's wear our hair like this.

Biten

Whoa! Tell you the truth, I wasn't expecting much, but you guys sure know your stuff!

Seiga

My, what a fabulous outfit! You two made this happen?

Nue

Yep. Found something just right and worked around that.

Eternity Larva

Reminds me of those kuregaku robes. If this isn't lavish, I don't know what is.

Junko

And what about your outfits?

Nue

We kinda got carried away playing dress-up with Biten...

Eternity Larva

So we didn't put that much thought into our own outfits.

Seiga

That's...

Seiga

Totally fine! Our very own makeup artists!

Seiga

As the new manager of Old Desire, I dub thee, Nue, Master of Makeup and Disguises!

Seiga

And Eternity Larva, Master of Makeup and Butterflies!

Nue

You got it! I'll handle all the behind-the-scenes stuff.

Eternity Larva

I wouldn't mind a break from the spotlight. I'll work backstage to make this stage truly shine.

Seiga

Wonderful! We've got our dancer, our makeup artists, and our all-purpose helper!

Seiga

Together, we'll make Old Desire the talk of the town!

Junko

Hehe, let's give the people of this world a party to remember.

It's almost opening time...

Miss Seiga, Miss Junko, are you ready?

Seiga

You bet we are. The new counter's good to go! It even doubles as a handy barricade!

Junko

It's bulletproof AND knifeproof. I've outdone myself this time.

A-Are we expecting a lot of bullets and knives?

A-Anyway...

Were there always dolls over there?

Nue

We've got guests lining up outside! Looks like they're about to charge in!

Seiga

Guess the "Under New Management" fliers really worked.

Eternity Larva

Sounds like they worked a little too well.

Nue

So, uhh... what're we gonna do?

Seiga

It's a little early, but let them in!

Seiga

Old Desire is open for business!

Chen

What's Seiga doing here?! Where's the new manager?!

Rin

Wait... that's not Seiga! I mean, it is, but it also isn't! What gives?!

Mike

Yeah, what gives?!

Seiga

Fine, fine, I'll welcome you all at once.

Umm, guys?

What are you gonna do with those guns?

Seiga

Get back, PLAYER. It's not safe.

Junko

These are our battle support items. In our world, we fire them at each other during battles.

But they're GUNS!

Seiga & Junko

Say hello to our little friends!

I ended up helping the guests...

Those items are definitely gonna be a problem.

Chen

Wh-What...

Rin

What wonderful service!

Huh?!

???

...Where am I?

???

Where was I headed?

Seiga

Oh, you don't look like a guest...

In the L2.2 Universe, a few days after Seiga and Junko took charge of Old Desire...

Marisa

Uhh, this table ordered drinks, and... what did that table order, again?

Marisa

Man, I'm not cut out for this. How am I s'posed to remember who ordered what?

Shizuha

Excuse me! Can we order something yet?!

Marisa

Coming.

Shizuha

Huh, haven't seen you here before. Are you new?

Marisa

Oops, I forgot to introduce myself.

Marisa

The name's Marisa Kirisame. Seiga took me in, and now I work here. Pleasure to meet ya.

Medicine

Marisaaa. Will you come over here?

Marisa

Sorry, I gotta go see what's up.

Marisa

Here I am. I left a guest hanging to wait on you.

Medicine

I expect nothing less. Now, shower me with affection.

Marisa

Those are some nice flowers.

Medicine

Aren't they just? A guest gave them to me as a gift.

Marisa

Try not to act too spoiled, OK? Seiga took us in, remember?

Medicine

Dolls get spoiled, so it's only natural that I act spoiled.

Marisa

I know, I know. *pats head*

Seiga

N'aww, it's so nice to see my girls getting along!

Medicine

If we were really your girls, you'd be showing me a little more adoration. C'mon, there's a little room on my head left to pat.

Marisa and Medicine seem to be fitting in well.

I think...

Ran

They've still got a lot to learn, but they're good workers.

Hi, Miss Ran! Back again today, I see!

Come to think of it, you're here every day, huh?

Ran

This social club is just so delightful. No matter where I set off to, I always wind up right back here. It's magical.

...Magical, huh? You sure you're doing OK?

Ran

Absolutely. It's hard not to get swept up in the fancy atmosphere.

Ran

Anyway...

Ran

How do you feel about the new way Old Desire is being run? It seems a little dangerous, doesn't it?

Uh-huh. I'm pretty worried...

Ran

I knew it! In that case, I have a favor to ask.

OK. Do you want a drink or something?

Ran

No, it's nothing like that. Come a little closer.

Ran

I want you to investigate something.

I-Investigate what?

Ran

Old Desire is a wonderful place. The best, even. But something about it feels... off.

Ran

I asked Lady Yukari, and she said, "Yes, it is kind of strange. Funny, that!"

That's a Miss Yukari answer if I've ever heard one.

Ran

If she agrees with me, then there's definitely something fishy going on here.

L-Like what?

Ran

That's what I want you to find out.

Ran

Your first investigation targets should be Seiga and Junko. But don't let them know what you're up to.

Ran

What do you say? Will you help me?

O-OK!

But I'm not sure those two are hiding anything...

Ran

Not ready to turn on them yet, huh? You really are very kind.

Ran

But after this conversation, you won't be able to look at them the same way.

Ran

Whether you decide to help me or not, you'll be more attentive from now on. I guarantee it.

Ran

I look forward to our next chat.

Miss Ran was acting even stranger than usual today...

Investigating the new managers sounds tricky.

Nue

Don't sweat it, Biten. You've got this!

Sanae

I know just how you feel. But trust me, it'll be fine. Just let the wind fill your sails!

Biten

B-B-B-But...

Biten

I'm SO nervous!

What's wrong, Biten?

Nue

Seiga's been going around advertising the new pole dancing show like crazy.

Nue

We haven't really done this kind of thing before, so everyone's super hyped up about it.

R-Right...

Eternity Larva

Here, let me powder you up with this special blend. It'll really make your eyes pop.

Biten

My makeup's great as it is! It's just that Seiga's really overselling the show!

Sanae

What exactly has she been saying?

Eternity Larva

She said there'd be a mind-blowing performance, and that any customers not impressed get drinks on the house.

Sanae

Eesh, that's a lot of pressure.

Eternity Larva

I'd love to give you a proper pep talk, but it's almost showtime. Time to step up, Biten.

Biten

Urghhh...

Nue

Yachie said she's coming to watch. But don't worry, you're the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. You got this.

Biten

I... I...

Biten

I GOT THIS!

Medicine

I like your makeup, Marisa.

Marisa

Really? I borrowed some of Eternity Larva's powder earlier.

Medicine

No kidding. Maybe I should borrow some, too.

Marisa

So... how long do you want me to stick around?

Medicine

What do you mean? The Great Sage's pole dance is about to start. You're watching it with me.

Marisa

OK, OK. But after this, I gotta get back to work.

Biten

Umm... what you're about to see is my―I mean, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven's pole dance!

Biten

It's like, uhh... you know, lots of spinning and stuff.

Biten

W-Welcome to the show...?

Marisa

Huh, she looks terrified. She was super nervous backstage, too.

Medicine

This is hard to watch... Fine.

Medicine

I'll control her movements. You there, PLAYER. Give me a hand.

M-Me?!

Biten

Urgh...

Biten

I lost the battle. Which means...

Biten

I've got nothing else to lose! Time to go all out!

Cirno

Whoa, look at her spin around that pole!

Lily White

I can't believe how smooth her movements are!

Satono

She's like a monkey in the wild!

Mai

Where'd she learn all this?

Biten

H-How'd you like that?!

Yachie

Hehe, very impressive, Biten.

Biten

L-Lady Yachie!

Yachie

It's in the dim dark where you really shine, isn't it?

Yachie

That was some fine pole dancing.

Biten

Y-You really mean it?! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Biten

I LOVE pole dancing!

Biten

Woohoo! Time to kick things up a notch!

She's using the pole, the pillars, and the stair railings!

She's flying around like there's no gravity!

Cirno

Yeah, go Biten!

Lily White

That's the spirit! You're the Great Sage of Old Desire!

Biten

Whoa, I'm moving swifter than ever!

Biten

And it's all thanks to...

Biten

Medicine and her bullets! I owe her big time!

Biten

Medicine!

Biten

I used to think you were kinda stuck up, always sitting next to Seiga... But you've been looking out for me, huh? Thanks!

Medicine

Hmph, looks like you're finally catching on.

Medicine

Now shower me with praise!

Seiga

*pats head* Well done, Medicine. You look simply adorable again today!

Junko

You did great, too, Biten. Keep it up, OK? *pats head*

Biten

Sure thing! I'm just getting started!

Come to think of it, Miss Seiga and Miss Junko―

―sure dote on Medicine a lot...

Marisa

Huh? What're you doing just standing there, PLAYER? You waiting for head pats of your own?

N-No! I was just a little spaced out!

(Since I spoke to Miss Ran...)

(I've been noticing things I totally missed before!)

Marisa

All right, well, I'm counting on ya, boss. I still got a lot to learn around here.

I-I know you're new, but I'm not your boss!

Let's just make sure all our guests enjoy themselves!

Biten

Weeee! Spin, spin, spiiiiiin!

Satono

More spinning! More spinning!

Mai

Don't slow down now!

Biten

W-Well, I guess I got no choice! Here goes!

Biten

Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin!

Marisa

You reckon she's getting dizzy yet?

I'm sure she'll be fine―

Actually, she's starting to wobble pretty bad, huh?

Marisa

Wanna give her a hand?

Biten

Waaah, I can't stop spin, spin, spinning!

Marisa

But you started spinning yourself...

Biten

Urghh... I don't feel so hot...

You went all out for the guests, huh?

Great job, Biten!

Satono

Let's do more dancing and battling again sometime!

Biten

You got it...!

Junko

Locked and loaded. Let the show begin!

Seiga

We'll show you how to battle here at Old Desire, the best social club there ever was!

Seiga

It's gonna be a blast!

After that, everything broke out into chaos...

And I started investigating, just like you asked.

Ran

OK, PLAYER, that's all of the tanuki dealt with.

Ran

Tell me what you've found out so far.

Ran

Come now, PLAYER. Let's dance.

A-Are you serious?!

Ran

If we just sit here talking quietly, the tanuki are going to keep interfering.

Ran

So the plan is to blend in... by dancing as we converse.

Ran

Here, take my hand. Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes.

G-Go easy on me, OK?

Ran

So you felt something strange in how Seiga and Junko are doting on Medicine, huh?

Ran

I knew I could count on you.

Th-Thanks...?

Ran

I sense a little too much excitement in the air here at Old Desire.

Ran

It truly is a wonderful place.

Ran

Neon lights glowing in the dark, the cozy, secret hideout vibes... It's stylish and modern, yet somehow wild.

(She sure has a way with words!)

Ran

And that's exactly why it's strange. Old Desire's atmosphere isn't supposed to be electric all the time.

Ran

And yet, people flock here day after day. Why is that?

Good question...

Ran

Marisa's awkward service, Biten's crazy antics, Medicine's selfishness... They're satisfying all the guests.

Ran

But there's something else going on. Something more.

Ran

I have a theory. What I don't have is the proof to back it up.

Ran

PLAYER, I'd like you to keep investigating.

Ran

Whatever's happening...

Ran

Figuring it out could be the key to saving this place. What do you say?

The key to... saving Old Desire?!

In that case, how can I say no?

Ran

Thank you. All this dancing has made me thirsty. Let's grab a couple of Shiri-Colas―

Chen

Yay, Old Desire rules! Bullet service, please!

Ran

...

Ran

Cheeen!

M-Miss Ran?!

Ran

What's she doing back here?! I won't stand for this!

Ran

...But she's not my shikigami, so I can't tell her what to do. Urgh! I'm seriously worried about her!

Ran

Please, PLAYER. You have to help me set things right here.

Ran

Now, if you'll excuse me...

Ran

Chen! Get back heeeeeere!

Guess I better keep my eyes peeled...

Junko

The party's in full swing, but it's about time we wrap things up. Tonight was another delightful evening.

Seiga

Aww, already? I wish we could party 24/7!

Clownpiece

I'm still full of energy! Let's keep dancing 'til we drop, Cirno!

Cirno

Yeah! My ice is a long way from melting!

Daiyousei

Nope! It's time to go home, Cirno!

Clownpiece

Uh-oh, looks like she's here to collect you!

Cirno

I ain't going anywhere! Old Desire is my home now!

Daiyousei

Not a chance! Don't make me drag you out of here!

Shizuha

Please, Minoriko, just a little longer...

Minoriko

No means no! If you spend any more time here, we'll end up missing autumn!

Okina

Satono, Mai, it's time to leave.

Satono

You gotta be kidding...

Mai

Wh-Why don't you dance with us a little?!

Saki

Hey, Yachie. I thought you got time off, too. What are you doing here?

Yachie

I, uhh... I came to keep an eye on Biten.

Saki

Alone? No fair. Let me get in on the fun!

Yachie

Will you just listen―wait, you're already dressed?! It's literally closing time!

Seiga

Oh my, things are getting pretty chaotic in here.

Seiga

This calls for one last round of bullet service!

Junko

If you beat us in a battle, the party goes on. Any challengers?

Guests

Pick us, pick us!

Junko

Very well. Give it everything you've got.

Junko

Tonight's final bullet service will be conducted by PLAYER.

...Say what?

Wh-Why meee?!

Cirno & Clownpiece

Waaah, we lost!

Daiyousei

Yep. We're going home, Cirno.

Cirno

Hmph. I'll win next time for sure!

Daiyousei

You've been spending way too much time here lately... What is it about this place?

Daiyousei

Wait... how come I feel like partying?

Daiyousei

No! It's home time!

C-Come back again soon!

Ran

Great work today, PLAYER.

Th-Thanks!

Ran

I'm still counting on you. We have to set things right at Old Desire.

I-I'll do my best.

Seiga

What are you two whispering about?

Oh, uhh...

Nothing!

Seiga

Don't worry, I'm not accusing you of anything. Some things are best kept between staff and guest.

Seiga

I'm glad you've gotten to the point where you can have your own little secret chats!

Seiga

I knew I was right to put you in charge of that last bullet service. Get ready for more to come!

W-Will do.

(I'm starting to feel kinda guilty...)

The day after Biten's first pole dancing performance...

Nitori

Hey, Mamizou. Another day on the job, huh? I'm here to collect the empty Shiri-Cola bottles.

Mamizou

Hang on, my little tanuki will get 'em for you.

Nitori

Bring 'em out front if you can. My crew will take it from there.

Thanks for handling that, Miss Mamizou!

And thank the tanuki, too!

Mamizou

Don't mention it. Those little ones are happy to help.

Nitori

Still, it's kind of surprising. Never thought you'd agree to work here.

Mamizou

Why not? I'm always friendly, aren't I?

Nitori

Yeah, but you were summoned here from another world. It's not like you owe us anything.

Mamizou

Well, you see...

Mamizou

I just happened to be thinking about carving out a new frontier for myself.

What does that mean?

Nitori

Beats me. But so long as you're helping us out, I've got no complaints. ...Hey, you guys done with the bottles yet?

Nitori

Whaddya mean one case is missing?! That can't be right. Mamizou, any idea what's going on?

Maybe some of the bottles got smashed?

Mamizou

I'd say that's a safe bet. Those maniacs are always firing bullets around.

Mamizou

Guess it's my job to cover for 'em...

Nitori

What'd you say?

Mamizou

Nothing. We don't know what happened to the case. Maybe your crew miscounted.

Nitori

Seriously? You think we've got gears for brains?

Mamizou

Hehe, maybe. How you gonna prove me wrong?

Nitori

You know how. With a battle of bullets!

Mamizou

Hoh hoh hoh, Nitori and her crew sure left in a huff.

Mamizou

Sorry to drag you into that, PLAYER. You were a big help, though.

Don't mention it!

Do you always look out for Old Desire like that?

Mamizou

I'm just doing what I was summoned here to do.

Well, you're doing a great job!

(Maybe Miss Mamizou has some useful intel...)

Mamizou

What's on your mind, PLAYER? Come on, don't be shy.

O-OK! It's about Old Desire...

Does it seem lively to you? Like, TOO lively?

Mamizou

Hard to say. I only just got here.

Mamizou

But compared to the Old Desire in my world, yeah, I'd say it's pretty lively.

Mamizou

I'd have thought that was a good thing. But judging from the look on your face...

Mamizou

You're thinking there's something not quite right.

Wow, that's exactly right!

Mamizou

Huh.

Mamizou

I wish I could help, but I haven't noticed anything suspicious.

Mamizou

If you're right, though, and there IS something fishy going on...

Mamizou

Then the person behind it will be acting totally normal.

Acting normal?

How do you mean?

Mamizou

Hoh hoh! I mean they won't be getting swept up in the party vibes like everyone else.

Mamizou

Perhaps you can find out more from these two.

Mamizou

Hey! Can someone come do PLAYER's makeup?

Nue

Whaaat? PLAYER wants a makeover?! Finally!

Eternity Larva

Leave it to me. I'll make you look cuter than ever!

H-Hold on a sec!

Mamizou

Hoh hoh!

Nue

Now then, madam, what can we do for you?

M-Madam?!

Eternity Larva

For a young lady like yourself, this hairstyle is all the rage.

Y-Young lady?!

Nue

I always thought your pretty face would make a great canvas for a bit of makeup. This is going to be fun.

Eternity Larva

Use this powder. It's my own special blend.

Nue

It really makes your skin glow! OK, PLAYER, close your eyes!

C-Closed!

Wow, it's so fragrant...

Nue

All right, time to get creative.

Eternity Larva

Hold on there. I think something reserved yet dignified would suit her best.

Nue

A dash of color to turn your innocent grin into a feminine smile.

Eternity Larva

A subtle palette to bring out your skin's natural glow.

Nue

Well, PLAYER?

Nue & Eternity Larva

Which one do you want?

Uhhhhhh...

Miss Nue's dash of color.

Miss Larva's subtle palette.

Choice Selected: "Miss Nue's dash of color."

Nue

Your word is my command!

Eternity Larva

It might be a bit bold for you... But sometimes it's good to try new things.

Continue onto main branch.

Choice Selected: "Miss Larva's subtle palette."

Eternity Larva

Haha, leave it to me! Let's give that hair a trim first. Snip, snip, snip!

Nue

Hmph. Sucks to be on the sidelines...

Main Branch

Nue

By the way, Marisa came in earlier to get her makeup done, but Biten hasn't dropped by yet. Is she out front?

I haven't seen her.

Eternity Larva

Hm, still not here, huh? When she shows up, she's getting a talking to.

Yikes!

Eternity Larva

She got way too carried away with the pole dancing yesterday. Almost trashed some of the furniture.

Eternity Larva

It's a friend's duty to set someone straight when they mess up.

(Sounds like she's pretty upset with Biten...)

(She must've noticed something isn't right here!)

Nue

Meh, a party's a party. People are supposed to let loose.

Eternity Larva

That's one way to see it...

Nue

Parties are like festivals. The rules are different... I think.

Eternity Larva

Perhaps. But chaos is never a good thing. Biten's getting a talking to, end of story.

Nue

Sheesh, you sure are stubborn.

(If Miss Mamizou's right...)

(Then these two might know what's really going on.)

Nue

Aaand, done! Whaddya think, PLAYER? Pretty cute, right?

Eternity Larva

You look even more adorable than ever.

Y-You think?

That's nice of you to say... but I'm a little embarrassed!

Eternity Larva

Don't be. Serve the guests with pride. Adorable pride!

Nue

Speaking of which, I think we got a little carried away with the makeup. It's almost opening time!

Eternity Larva

Then it's your time to shine, PLAYER.

I-I'll do my best!

Thanks for doing my makeup!

I'll take those empties for you!

Here's your next round!

Lyrica

Oh, thanks, PLAYER!

Merlin

Yay, another Doctor Eirin!

Lunasa

Is that stuff any good?

Merlin

The best. I can't get enough of it lately!

Lunasa

Huh? The glass just slid over by itself...

Merlin

Wow, what a neat trick!

Letty

One of the guests was asking for you, PLAYER. She's sat over there.

Really?

Oh, it's Miss Ran.

Letty

Think you better head over.

Ran

...I see.

Ran

So we have to watch out for the ones who've noticed something's strange.

Ran

In that case, the intel I gathered should prove useful.

Marisa

Hey, cut it out, Ran. There's no way I'd have a problem with this place.

Marisa

Seiga took me in when I had nowhere else to go. I owe her. Big time.

*clink*

Marisa

I suppose those guys ARE getting a bit carried away, though...

Ran

Marisa also noticed that there was something off.

Her as well, huh?

Ran

That means we currently have three suspects: Nue, Eternity Larva, and Marisa.

Ran

Let's keep gathering info and―hm?

Chen

So you're homeless, too?!

Marisa

Don't put it like that. I just forgot where my home is.

Chen

So you're like a stray cat! You can stay with my subordinate kitty cats if you want. Their home is warm and dry!

Marisa

Yeah, maybe... Thanks.

Ran

Huh?! How's she getting on so well with Chen?!

Wow, she's turning into a proper waitress!

I knew she'd be a fast learner!

Ran

PLAYER.

Ran

I've figured out who's behind the strange vibes at Old Desire.

Already?!

Wh-Who is it?!

Ran

With my processing power, it was easy. The culprit is...

Ran

Miss Marisa!

Ran

Anyone who gets that friendly with my Chen is definitely one shady character!

THAT'S why you think it's her?!

Ran

Based on your own intel, Marisa is one of the suspects.

Ran

And my intel says the exact same thing.

Ran

Which makes her the lowest common denominator and, thus, the culprit.

The lowest common what-now?!

Ran

I'll try to distract Chen. Give Marisa a volley of bullets to deal with!

A-A whole volley of them?!

Ran

I'll turn this shikigami into a cat toy... Let's do this!

W-Wait, let's talk this through―

Marisa

Oh, hey, PLAYER. Showing up fashionably late today, huh?

Y-Yep! Now get ready... for some bullet service!

Marisa

B-But I'm not a guest!

Rin

Whoa, a staff-on-staff bullet service!

Mike

Now THIS is some good entertainment.

Marisa

So basically...

Marisa

You think I'm the reason Old Desire's so fired up lately?

I thought you might know something, at least...

But then I got kinda carried away. My bad.

Marisa

If giving me a bullet beatdown was what you needed to come to your senses, fine. But I'm telling ya, I don't know anything.

Marisa

Sorry I can't be more help. I'm still trying to get my bearings around here.

Marisa

I've got enough on my plate without worrying about what's on everyone else's.

Marisa

But if someone's causing trouble for this place, I'll do what I can to stop 'em.

Marisa

Basically, what I'm trying to say, PLAYER...

Marisa

Is I'll help you with your investigation.

Marisa

All right, time to go over what we know―

Guest

Excuse me. Can you clear these plates, please?

Marisa

Coming!

Marisa

So, Ran wants more info. And behind the scenes―

Guest

Waitress! Can we place our order yet?!

Marisa

Hang on, I'll be right there.

I-It's so busy!

Marisa

This is going nowhere. Let's split up and deal with the guests.

Seiran

Ah, finally! Did you bring our order?

Wh-What order?!

Ringo

The one we placed earlier!

Oh, uhh...

Marisa

Don't worry, PLAYER, I got this. Here are your Black Ravens, ladies.

Nice save!

Marisa

Don't mention it.

Marisa

Whew, we finally have a chance to catch our breath.

Marisa

So, about the investigation... You were saying the ones who've noticed something strange are the suspects, right?

Marisa

...Actually, do you wanna take a quick break? I'm beat.

Good idea.

I think Nue and Larva are backstage...

Biten

I said I'm sorryyy!

Eternity Larva

Don't you dare get carried away like that again―

Marisa

Phew. Mind if I sit here?

Nue

Go ahead. You came at a good time.

Marisa

Whaddya mean?

Nue

Biten got a little too hyped up during her pole dance performance last night.

Nue

Now she's getting chewed out.

Marisa

Shoulda saved it for after closing time. There are a ton of guests out there...

Larva said something about giving her a talking to...

Biten was just trying to entertain everyone, though.

Marisa

Still, you gotta keep things under control.

Marisa

...Hang on. Does this mean you guys have noticed something strange about Old Desire?

Nue

Of course.

Marisa

Then YOU'RE the culprits! Let's get 'em, PLAYER!

W-We can't jump to conclusions!

Nue

Oh, is it party time already?!

Eternity Larva

Hold up, what are you talking about?

Marisa

You guys noticed the extra hype around here. That means you're the culprits. Come clean already!

Nue

You've got it all wrong... We were just following orders.

Eternity Larva

Shh, Nue. There's no need to play along!

Eternity Larva

That battle was pointless. We're NOT the culprits.

Marisa

For real? You had me fooled.

Nue

That's why you're a waitress, not a detective.

Marisa

I know, I know. Sorry for accusing you guys.

Nue

Apology accepted. On one condition.

Marisa

Sure. Whaddya want me to do?

Nue

Let us fix your makeup before you leave.

Eternity Larva

Heh heh, good idea, Nue. Wouldn't want our skills to get rusty now, would we?

Marisa

Fine by me. How come you gotta sound so maniacal about it?

Nue

Heh heh heh. Mine and Larva's makeup experiments have taken us to new heights of glamour!

Eternity Larva

Nothing like the thrill of dolling someone up! My wings are tingling with excitement!

They DO sound kinda evil, huh?

I get it, though. Makeup is great!

Nue

OK, madam, what style would you like to go with today?

Marisa

I thought you were just gonna fix my makeup? ...Meh, just do whatever you like.

Nue

Boo, you're no fun!

Eternity Larva

Come on, PLAYER, you too. Let's spruce your look up.

Th-Thanks...

Biten

Thanks for helping me get off the hook, you two.

Eternity Larva

You're not off anything yet.

Biten

Why not?! I already said I'm sorry!

Marisa

Save it. We need all hands on deck to deal with the guests out front.

Biten

OK, OK. But I have paws, not hands. ...Wait, maybe they ARE hands!

Nue

So, what did you mean earlier when you said there's something strange going on at Old Desire?

Marisa

You've seen how wild the place has gotten, right? There's gotta be someone pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Nue

So, in other words, you're basing this all on a hunch?

Marisa

Why do you sound so happy about that?

Nue

Living in fear of some unidentified threat... Honestly? I kinda love it.

Marisa

I really don't get you youkai sometimes...

Eternity Larva

Still, I can't help but agree. The vibes in this place are definitely off.

The vibes?

Eternity Larva

It's subtle, but there's something lurking in the shadows, exerting its will.

Whoa... That's, like, super scary.

But if that's true, how come you two are acting normal?

Marisa

It could be some kinda magical field that doesn't penetrate all the way back here.

Nue

You seem unaffected, though.

Marisa

Good point.

Marisa

Maybe it only triggers under certain conditions.

Eternity Larva

It seems like its only effect is to hype people up.

Marisa

That's part of it. But its main effect... is keeping people from realizing they're under its influence.

Marisa

A form of magic that hides in plain sight, radiating good vibes.

Marisa

Who would use magic like that? And why?

Eternity Larva

Hm? Sounds like things are getting hyped out front.

Marisa

Must be because Biten's there.

Nue

Those don't sound like cheers. They sound like screams...

Guest

Help!

Guest

She's out of control!

Nue

So much for the magic hiding in plain sight.

Marisa

Things have gone from strange to disastrous! I'm gonna go check it out. Thanks for the makeover!

I-I'm right behind you!

And yeah, thanks for the makeover!

???

Hahahaha!

???

Hah hah hah!

Marisa

What the heck are you doing?!

???

What's it look like? Having fun!

Flandre

I heard Biten went crazy yesterday! Now it's my turn!

Koishi

If the guests want crazy, we'll give 'em crazy!

Marisa

Judging by those outfits, you two are new to Old Desire, right? Guess it's time to train some newbies.

Flandre

You've got guts, challenging a goddess of destruction! Bring it on!

Koishi

I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the newbie here!

Flandre

That was more fun than I thought! Not bad for a newbie!

Marisa

So you've really been working here longer than me? But you're, like, totally unhinged...

Oops, I forgot to introduce them to you.

This is Flan and Koishi!

Koishi

We're here to help out!

Marisa

Sweet. Keep the bullets to a minimum, though, OK?

Flandre

Fiiiine.

Marisa

They were making such a racket. I'm gonna go check on Seiga and Junko.

Marisa

While I'm at it, I'll try and find out if they know anything.

Sounds good! Let's meet up again later!

Marisa

Yep. And, PLAYER...

Marisa

Stay focused on the mission.

Flandre

Hey, PLAYER. What's the deal with all the new staff members?

Oh, uhh...

We found new helpers and two temporary managers.

Koishi

Temporary managers, eh? Fancy titles.

Flan

So THAT'S what Seiga and Junko are doing here.

Koishi

So far all I've seen them do is chat.

Flandre

People in charge never look like they're doing much, but they're the ones steering the ship.

Koishi

You don't say...

Koishi

That girl's been in the same spot for ages, getting doted on.

Flan

The managers are spoiling her senseless.

Flan

Her, over there... she's definitely a helper.

Koishi

She's that tanuki from the Youkai Mountain. Ponpoko ponpoko!

Flan

That one's clearly at the bottom of the pecking order...

Koishi

She's been looking gloomy all day. Doesn't she know the guests appreciate a smile?

She's bummed out 'cause she got told off earlier.

But she apologized, like, a hundred times!

Koishi

You haven't forgotten your smile, too, have you, PLAYER?

Flandre

You keep glancing around. It's kinda sus if you ask me.

Wh-What? I'm not sus... YOU'RE sus!

Koishi

Let's put a smile on that face!

O-Owww!

Stop yanking on my cheeks...!

Koishi

Haha, you look so goofy!

Flandre

Is it just me... or are you looking even prettier than usual today?

Koishi

I was thinking the same thing!

Nue and Larva did my makeup...

They're working as makeup artists backstage.

Flan & Koishi

What? No fair!

Koishi

I want my makeup done, too!

Flandre

Let's go see them together!

Koishi

Yay! I can't wait to be pretty!

They blew through here like a hurricane...

But based on how they were acting... But based on how they were acting...

They don't seem to have noticed anything strange.

The magic must be affecting them, too!

So why isn't it affecting me and Marisa?

Miss Ran noticed something was wrong... or did she?

Ran

Old Desire is a wonderful place. The best, even. But something about it feels... off.

Did she say Old Desire's the best 'cause of the magic?

If she did, then its effect on her is only mild...

Marisa

What's gotten you all spaced out, PLAYER?

Eep! I-I was just thinking about something...!

Did you find anything out?

Marisa

Ah, right. About that. Sorry to say this, but... I was wrong.

Huh?

Marisa

The thumping music, the dancefloor, the blinding lights...

Marisa

Old Desire's the BEST!

Whaaaaat?!

Wh-What's gotten into you, Marisa?!

Marisa

Nothing. I've been this way from the moment I arrived.

Marisa

That day, I forgot where I was going and where I'd come from. I was wandering around aimlessly.

Marisa

Then I saw a neon light shining like a star. I followed it and ended up here.

Marisa

Even with my hazy memories, Seiga welcomed me like family.

Marisa

That's why I think...

Marisa

Old Desire is the best place ever!

That sounds like a heartfelt story...

But something's not right!

Marisa

C'mon, PLAYER, admit it. Old Desire IS the best!

I dunno...

I gotta snap you out of this!

But how?

Seiran

*om nom* C'mon, Ringo, we gotta eat big to win big!

Ringo

*om nom* Today's the day we win our first bullet service!

...That's it! The guests always leave after bullet service.

I gotta BLAST Marisa out of this!

Rin

Look, the waitresses are going up against each other again. Let's get in on the action!

Utsuho

Good thing we came looking for Lady Koishi! It's battlin' time!

Marisa

I'll show you once and for all that Old Desire's the best!

Utsuho

Bring it on!

Utsuho

Who's up for round two?!

Rin

Stop, Okuu. Stoooop! You'll burn the whole club down!

Utsuho

I will?

Utsuho

That's not good! No round two. I repeat, NO ROUND TWO!

Marisa

Huh? What was I just...?

Marisa! You're back to normal!

Marisa

Using bullet service to get rid of the magic's effect... Brutal, but effective. Thanks!

Marisa

Ow, quit biting my finger! Yeah, yeah, I'm awake, Astra.

Even your little snake's doing her part!

Marisa

Sorry about all that, PLAYER.

Marisa

This slithery little one is Astra. She's a good friend.

Whoa, I think she just bowed!

Who's a good snake? You are! *pets Astra*

Marisa

The funny thing is, I lost all my memories, but I still remember her.

Huh...

Marisa

It probably doesn't mean much, though. Just forget about it.

Marisa

Back to business. Astra's sniffed out some intel. It seems...

Marisa

*inaudible intel sharing*

What? Speak LOUDER!

Marisa

Sorry, it's all these guests swarming us!

Marisa

Wait, these aren't guests...

Marisa

They're tanuki!

Marisa

These tanuki are from Mamizou's crew, right? Where'd they all come from?

Maybe they're here on an errand?

Marisa

Yeah, but this is a social club, not a tanuki play center...

Seiran

Look, tanuki!

Ringo

This place sure is great. Even stray tanuki are allowed to visit!

Seiran & Ringo

Old Desire's the best!

Marisa

Well, at least the guests don't seem to mind.

The tanuki are honestly pretty cute...

But they seemed kinda excited. I wonder why.

Marisa

Wanna chase after 'em? They might have some juicy intel.

Mamizou

Hoh hoh, is that so? Good, good.

Marisa

Mamizou, what's with all the commotion?

Mamizou

My bad. Did my tanuki spook you?

Mamizou

I told 'em to use the back entrance, but they were just so eager to report in.

Marisa

Those tanuki are from this world, right? How did you train 'em so fast?

Mamizou

Hoh hoh hoh! Who do you think I am?

Mamizou

These little cuties aren't just here to charm the guests. I have them gather feedback while they're at it.

Seiga

Mamizou, how were the guest reviews?

Junko

Intimidating managers like us only ever hear flattery. We need some honest opinions.

Mamizou

Don't worry, my Leaf Rating System has got you covered.

Mamizou

With five leaves being the highest rating, your average Leaf Score is...

Mamizou

4.8 leaves! That's an incredible result!

I don't know why we're using leaves, but wow!

Junko

If guests can give non-verbal feedback, even the shy ones can be honest.

Junko

If Mamizou's Leaf Rating System says 4.8, we must be doing something right!

Seiga

Woohoo! This is all thanks to you, Medicine! *pats head*

Medicine

Yep, it's ALL thanks to me. Keep those head pats coming.

They sure love showering Medicine with praise...

Wait, that reminds me.

Why does EVERYONE dote on her?

Marisa

Hey, PLAYER.

Marisa

If that Leaf score is legit, most of the guests are being affected by the magic field. They're not suspects.

Marisa

And... I tried to tell you earlier, but I started acting strange right after I went to speak to Seiga and Junko.

Marisa

Best to keep your guard up.

Combining that intel with what I sensed before...

I know what's causing this!

The culprit's someone in the midst of the strangeness―

Mamizou

If you're right, though, and there IS something fishy going on...

Mamizou

Then the person behind it will be acting totally normal.

―who's still acting completely normal.

Eternity Larva

That battle was pointless. We're NOT the culprits.

Marisa

For real? You had me fooled.

But they're not working behind the scenes!

Marisa

If that leaf score is legit, most of the guests are being affected by the magic field. They're not suspects.

Marisa

And... I tried to tell you earlier, but I started acting strange right after I went to speak to Seiga and Junko.

Marisa

Best to keep your guard up.

Seiga and Junko care about the rating. It can't be them.

Which means the one pulling all the strings...

Marisa

Ah, I see where you're going with this. And I think you might be right.

Is Medicine! SHE'S the culprit!

It's not magic affecting people. It's poison!

Marisa

Hm, if you refine poison enough, it stops being harmful and becomes... medicine.

Marisa

Get the formulation and dosage just right, and you might even be able to influence people's emotions.

Ran

*pant* *pant*

Ran

There you are, PLAYER!

Miss Ran! I think I know who the culprit is!

Ran

You, too, huh? I knew I was right to work with you on this.

Ran

And you managed to recruit Marisa, even though she was a suspect!

Marisa

Hey, I ain't no suspect. Why are you so out of breath, anyway?

Ran

You guys must've figured it out, too... but this whole club is covered in poison.

Y-Yep! What do we do?

Ran

I'll have my shikigami analyze the poison. You two cover me―

Marisa

The tanuki are on a rampage!

Ran

Urgh, I thought I ditched them. Don't they know how to take a hint?!

Young Tanuki

Five leaves, five leaves!

Young Tanuki

The new boss rules!

Marisa

If Seiga's in danger, then I'm not gonna hold back.

Marisa

Besides, these tanuki aren't even guests. Time to give 'em a taste of bullet service!

Marisa

OK, that's all of 'em. Let's find Seiga!

Ran

H-Hold on!

Marisa

Whatever this is, can't it wait?

Ran

The tanuki took my shikigami! Help me get them back!

Marisa

Seriously? There's always something!

Bad tanuki! Give those shikigami back!

We gotta be careful they don't break!

Ran

I'm really starting to not like tanuki...

Marisa

Even after losing to us, they're still putting up a fight.

Marisa

Wait... What if someone ordered them to keep us distracted?

Marisa

PLAYER! Behind you!

Huh?

Mamizou

Tch.

Mamizou

You three are too smart for your own good.

Ran

Mamizou? Not you, too?!

Mamizou

Hoh hoh hoh, I'm just helping out at the club.

Mamizou

Seems like you've been getting on well with my tanuki. I think it's time you took a break.

Miss Mamizou... why are you stroking my hair?

Everything's going dark...

Marisa & Ran

PLAYER?!

Marisa

We're not gonna make it!

Ran

Is she done for?!

Mamizou

Huh.

Mamizou

I didn't expect you to get involved.

???

Haha, well...

Nue

I saw you over here, hogging all the fun. Why don't you let me in on the action?

Ran

Nue! ...Wait, you're on our side?

Nue

Oh, uhh...

Nue

I sure am!

Marisa

That pause didn't exactly fill me with confidence...

Nue

I just layer pranks on top of other people's mischief. I'm on FUN'S side.

Nue

After all, I'm a makeup artist!

Mamizou

Yeah, and I'd love to MAKE UP an excuse to get you out of here.

Eternity Larva

Nue! I got Biten!

Biten

Wh-What's going on?

Mamizou

So you were just here to stall me, eh?

Nue

Maybe. Maybe not.

Mamizou

No matter. Now I've got all the troublemakers in one spot.

Mamizou

Ran, Marisa, Nue, Larva, Biten, and PLAYER.

Mamizou

Old Desire is a social club for sophisticated ladies. But it seems none of you have any manners. Which means...

Mamizou

I'll just have to teach you some!

Eep! The tanuki turned into people!

And now they're... dancing?!

Mamizou

Gather round, little tanuki and all guests who wish to receive bullet service!

Mamizou

It's time to put these troublemakers in their place!

Ran

Y-You're ALL gonna battle us?!

Flandre

The more, the merrier! I'll take 'em out all at once!

Koishi

With this makeup on, I'm even stronger than usual! Get ready to see some fancy bullets!

Mamizou

Flandre and Koishi, too? What's happening?

Nue

We're about to have one big party, that's what!

Mamizou

Oh no, my adorable little tanuki! You troublemakers are way too strong!

Flandre

Strong, you say? You guys up for a little bullet service?!

Eternity Larva

Wait, I thought we were on the same side?! No bullet service!

Flandre

And WHY have I gotta listen to you? C'mon, it's battle time!

Koishi

Check out my makeup!

Nue

You sure know how to get people to do your bidding, Mamizou.

Mamizou

Hoh hoh!

Eternity Larva

All right, let's take Mamizou down!

Ran

No. She might be working against us, but she's not the culprit.

Nue

For real? Who is, then?

Marisa

Medicine.

Marisa

But for some reason, Mamizou's protecting her.

Nue

Huh. Well, that makes our lives difficult. Especially with Seiga and Junko still to deal with.

Marisa

So... what's the plan?

Nue

Wanna run away?

Biten

Wh-What was that, Nue?!

Nue

Our cue to leave!

Mamizou

Tch... guess causing such a scene backfired on me. There's no catching Nue when she makes herself unidentifiable.

Mamizou

I wonder if that was even the real her... Ah, well.

Mamizou

The troublemakers can run and hide as long as they like. Time is on my side.

Ran

I think we've shaken them off.

Nue

Maybe they never planned to chase us. They let us go without a fight.

Eternity Larva

They must think their plan's unstoppable.

Marisa

Geez, I figured there was something fishy going on with all the hype here...

Marisa

But I never would've imagined this.

Biten

U-Umm...

Biten

Can someone tell me what's going on? I'm, like, super confused.

Ran

To put it simply, Medicine's been poisoning everyone to get them excited about Old Desire.

Biten

P-Poison?!

Ran

I had my shikigami analyze the poison. They found traces of miasma.

Biten

M-Miasma?!

Biten

Oh, but now you mention it, the club did smell kinda familiar.

Ran

I used some protective magic on myself for the investigation, so I didn't notice the poison's effects right away.

Marisa

Oh, come on, you were totally hyped up.

Ran

Was not...

Eternity Larva

This isn't the time to be bickering.

Ran

You're right. Let's get back to business.

Ran

First of all, Medicine is definitely the one spreading the poison.

Biten

So we just need to deal with her, right?

Ran

If only it were that simple.

Nue

Mamizou is Hell-bent on keeping us away from Medicine.

Ran

Yep. And what's worse, Seiga and Junko are constantly doting on her.

Nue

So in order to get to Medicine, we need to get past those three.

Marisa

...You think?

Marisa

I dunno what Mamizou's deal is, but isn't it possible Seiga and Junko are being affected by the poison?

Nue

Those two?

Marisa

They're trying to hype up the club, right? How's that any different?

Eternity Larva

True. If we can neutralize the poison, they might even join our side.

Ran

So the plan is to neutralize the poison, defeat Mamizou, then make our way to Medicine!

Biten

Whoa, that actually sounds doable!

Nue

(If you say so...)

Eternity Larva

So... how do you "neutralize" a poison?

Biten

I dunno if this helps... but the poison doesn't affect me, right?

Biten

Any idea why?

Marisa

Now that you mention it, I'm not affected either. None of us are....

Eternity Larva

Are we really, though? ...What if we just think that?!

Nue

The poison stops people from realizing they're under its influence. So if we're aware of it, it's not working on us.

Biten

There must be something we all have in common...

Koishi and Flan were fine, too, right?

Maybe the makeup neutralizes the poison!

Biten

Are you crazy?! Makeup can't do that!

Nue

...I think it can.

Nue

We're all wearing the same powder.

Biten

We are?

Eternity Larva

Are you talking about my special blend?

Biten

The stuff that makes your skin glow!

Marisa

Lemme take a look, would ya?

Eternity Larva

*sigh* I'll save you the trouble of analyzing it.

Eternity Larva

This powder... contains my scales.

Biten

Scales?!

Marisa

That makes this powder a magic item!

Marisa

There's a chance it's acting like a shield against the poison.

Eternity Larva

What?!

Ran

That explains why none of you were affected!

Eternity Larva

I never knew my scales could do that!

Wait... Does this mean―?

Marisa

Yep. There's a way to set things right at Old Desire.

Marisa

And our resident makeup artists are the keys to success!

Biten

So makeup's the key to solving this?!

Nue

You're thinking we go on the offensive with Larva's powder. Anyone poisoned gets a makeover...

Nue

We'll be like friendly bandits, glamming up everyone we meet!

Eternity Larva

But bandits steal things...

Nue

Well, we'll be stealing everyone's attention with how beautiful we look.

Ran

Either way, it's lucky we have a powder that nullifies poison AND someone who can apply it.

Ran

Now, we can capture Medicine and find out for sure if she's the culprit!

L-Let's do this!

But why would Medicine do all this?

Marisa

Hmm...

Marisa

How come you're just standing around, Medicine?

Medicine

I'm waiting.

Marisa

For who? If it's Seiga you're after, she's over there.

Medicine

No, silly. I'm waiting for someone to dote on me.

Marisa

But everyone dotes on you.

Medicine

...You're right. Seiga and Junko both dote on me constantly.

Medicine

And the other day, a guest brought me a bouquet. Then, everyone started bringing me bigger and bigger bouquets.

Medicine

But...

Medicine

I still feel empty inside.

Marisa

Empty, huh? My head's empty, too. No memories, remember?

Marisa

I don't know if that's anything like what you're describing...

Marisa

But I'm always here for you. We're basically family now.

Medicine

I know.

Seiga

Oh, my sweet little Medicine! I could pull on your cheeks all day and night!

Junko

Medicine, come and sit on my lap. I'll brush your hair!

Medicine

...Coming.

Marisa

Old Desire's the best place there ever was.

Nue

Huh?

Eternity Larva

Double huh?

Marisa

Maybe Medicine's just trying to protect it.

Biten

*gasp*

Marisa

What?

Biten

Did you just say Old Desire... is the best?!

Ran

Is the poison still affecting her?

Eternity Larva

If it is, that'd make her a spy!

Marisa

Hey, wait―

Nue

All right, let's test our weaponized makeup strategy on her!

Marisa

I said wait!

Eternity Larva

OK, her makeup's flawless. That should neutralize the poison.

Marisa

That'd be great... if I was being affected by it.

Marisa

I was just saying how much I like Old Desire. It feels like home to me.

Ran

We still have a little time until we open, but we can't afford to let our guards down.

Marisa

Are you kidding? I'm never letting my guard down around you guys again.

Biten

Why are we waiting for it to open? I thought we were about to head out.

Ran

Old Desire is a Senkai. You won't find it before it opens, no matter how hard you look.

Biten

Did you try?

Ran

Yep. And surprise, surprise, I didn't find it.

Nue

Then let's hold off. Might as well rest while we can.

Marisa

Actually, if we've got some time to kill...

Marisa

There's somewhere I'd like to visit.

Eternity Larva

Wh-What is this place?!

Marisa

Heard about it from a guest. They said there were some great shops here.

Nue

I never knew there was such a fancy spot in the village.

Which shops are we going to, Marisa?

I can't wait to start our group shopping spree!

Marisa

I wouldn't exactly say we're here to go on a shopping spree...

Marisa

Don't look at me like that, PLAYER. I'll buy you something.

I wasn't looking at you!

Nue

There's no need to deny it. Let's go take a look at all the sweets and cute knick-knacks they've got for sale.

Eternity Larva

It'll be more fun together. Let's leave no shop un-window shopped!

You're all treating me like a little kid...

I kinda like it!

Marisa

Ooh, an antique shop. Maybe they've got some old magic items for cheap.

Ran

I doubt anything here would be up to your standards.

Ran

Besides, it's wrong to take advantage of shops who don't know the value of what they're selling.

Marisa

What sorta cheapskate do you take me for? In the wrong hands, magic items can bring a ton of misfortune.

Marisa

I'm doing the world a favor by putting them in the RIGHT hands. I should get some kinda medal.

Biten

I heard you lost your memories... but once a Marisa, always a Marisa!

Eternity Larva

You seemed pretty mysterious at first, but I'm glad to see you're getting used to life here.

Nue

There's a handmade candy shop over there. They've got all kinds of shapes!

Biten

Wow, they're all so detailed!

They look so yummy!

My tummy's rumbling just looking at them!

Ran

Fine...

Ran

But only one each.

Do you mean it?!

Thanks, Miss Ran!

Eternity Larva

Such delightful sweets available right here in the village... What a time to be alive.

Nue

You said it.

Biten

Huh? That shop over there's super crowded.

Check out all the fairies lining up outside!

They're disguising themselves, but I see tanuki, too!

Ran

Tch... Don't they know they'll get told off making that much noise in the village?

Marisa

I actually wanted to stop by that shop. Wanna teach 'em some manners while we wait in line?

Biten

Next time, sneak into the village nice and quiet, like I do!

Eternity Larva

So, Marisa, what did you buy?

Marisa

It's a secret.

Marisa

Wait, saying it's a secret confirms that I bought something, huh?

Marisa

Forget I said anything.

Note to self―never tell Marisa any secrets.

Marisa

Let's just say when I had trouble deciding what to buy, I pictured the person I was buying it for.

Marisa

Anyway, let's get back to Operation: Rescue Old Desire!

Junko

3... 2... 1...

Junko

Old Desire is now open. Come on in! But no pushing or shoving.

Kappa Waitress

...Hey, you there! Let me see your faces!

Marisa

What's up?

Kappa Waitress

You look just like the girls from the missing posters... Are you Marisa and PLAYER by any chance?

M-Missing posters?!

They must've gotten worried when we ran off.

Marisa

Marisa, eh? Never heard of her.

Marisa

Think you're mistaking me for someone else.

Kappa Waitress

Hmm, I don't buy it. I better check you're not lying!

Marisa

Bring it on!

Marisa

Had enough yet?!

Kappa Waitress

Urgh... To think I only took this shift 'cause you all took the day off...

Marisa

You don't say. Thanks for covering for us!

I feel kinda bad...

Let's grab a Shiri-Cola together later!

Kappa Waitress

Th-That's so nice of you!

Marisa

C'mon, we gotta find Medicine!

Marisa

There she is! Medicine, wait up!

Marisa

Hm?

What's with all this fog?

And what's with all the tanuki coming out of it?!

Mamizou

Hoh hoh hoh, give it up.

Marisa

I should've known!

Mamizou

Yes, you should've. There was no way I'd let you stroll back in here.

Okina

Need a hand? Because ours are free.

Miss Okina! Miss Satori!

The Consultation Crew must be working today!

Satori

We are, indeed. Mamizou has tasked us with defending the club... from you.

Satori

I'm sure you have a plan to "rescue" it. So let's see it in action.

Satori

...It's you!

Marisa

N-No consultations for me, thanks! I'm all set!

Satori

Watch out, Mamizou! That isn't the real Marisa!

Marisa

Time to bounce!

Mamizou

S-Since when was she a gymnast?! She's bouncing between the handrails and the ceiling...

Mamizou

Wait, if that's not Marisa... it's gotta be Biten!

Biten

Took you long enough! Guess all that makeup and Nue's Seed of Unknown Form really did the trick!

Biten

You were too busy gawking in awe at my magnificent beauty to realize you were being fooled!

Mamizou

It all makes sense now...

Mamizou

But that doesn't explain why you're jumping all over the place like a... well, like a monkey. Unless...

Mamizou

Wait! Are you trying to get to the ventilation system?

Eternity Larva

Bingo.

Eternity Larva

All she needs to do is fire it up, and the whole club will be covered with my scale dust.

Eternity Larva

It's time to be un-poisoned, Old Desire!

Mamizou

Scale dust?! ...Fine, I'll just have to turn myself into a fan and blow it all away!

Eternity Larva

A fun, huh? In that case, I'll turn into an ELECTRIC fan!

Ran

Hehe, you heard "scale dust" and mistook me for someone else, didn't you?!

Mamizou

You really are a master of disguise. And if you've teamed up with Nue, I don't stand a chance.

Ran

You got that right. Get ready, 'cause I'm here to take you down.

Mamizou

Then this is the perfect spot. Let's give our audience a show.

Nue

Hahaha! Tricking people is so fun!

Eternity Larva

Lady Seiga, Junko! It's time to snap out of it!

Seiga

What the...?

Junko

Something wrong?

Seiga

I... I don't know.

It's not working...

Biten

What gives?

Marisa

PLAYER, Biten, did the fake-out plan work?

Biten

Yep, totally nailed it!

Marisa

Great. Right now, Nue and Larva are keeping the guests occupied.

Marisa

We're going after Medicine.

Biten

Just one problem!

Marisa

What?

Seiga

Hello there, ladies.

Junko

Phew...

Junko

We're glad you're safe. You ran out of the club so suddenly, we got worried.

S-Sorry about that.

Wait, no! Medicine. She's―!

Seiga

We know.

Seiga

Her ability is the reason the club's been so lively.

Medicine

Seiga and Junko realized ages ago. But even then, they kept doting on me.

Junko

Seeing Old Desire so loved... We didn't want to let that slip away.

Biten

Even though you knew it wasn't real?

Junko

Can't a temp manager dream? This is Gensokyo, isn't it?

Marisa

Thanks to the poison, I was caught up in that dream, too.

Marisa

I love it here. A part of me doesn't want to stop Medicine...

Biten

You can't be serious?

Seiga

Sure she can! We're family, remember, Marisa?!

Marisa

Sorry, Seiga. But I think it's time we all faced up to reality.

Seiga

Since when did you have a rebellious streak?!

Junko

Medicine, get back. We'll deal with them.

Seiga

Hehe... Hahaha! Not bad, ladies!

Junko

That was quite the spectacle. You've got enough firepower for a proper show.

Biten

Wh-Whoa! Even though we won, the crowd's going nuts!

Marisa

Bet Nue and Larva have their hands full keeping 'em under control.

You're right!

I'm gonna go help them out!

Biten

Be careful!

Junko

Aren't you going with her?

Marisa

Nope. It's my job to stop you two―which is exactly what I'm about to do.

Marisa

But while we're at it...

Marisa

Wanna tell me why you did all this, Seiga?

Biten

Marisa...

Seiga

Are you... mad at me?

Marisa

You bet I am.

Marisa

I really thought we were family, Seiga. I thought this place was my home.

Marisa

But you knew. You knew it was all a poison-fueled dream.

Marisa

That's not OK.

Seiga

...

Meanwhile, near the entrance to Old Desire...

Eternity Larva

I wonder how Marisa and the others are doing.

Nue

I'm sure they're fine. We, on the other hand, have a horde of hyped-up guests to deal with.

Kaguya

Yippee! Let's have even more fun!

Mokou

Take it down a notch, would you, Kaguya?

Nue

Looks like the powder isn't a cure―it's more like a vaccine. It doesn't do much for people already poisoned.

Eternity Larva

Hmph. In that case, we'll have to blast the poison out of them with bullets!

Nue, Larva! Need a hand?!

Nue

Nice timing. We were about to glam these guests up!

Eternity Larva

All right, get ready to battle―

Okina

Fun, fun, so much fun! We simply MUST protect Old Desire!

Eternity Larva

You interrupted me on purpose, didn't you?!

Eternity Larva

Never underestimate the star of the Mibube!

Okina

My bad. You guys helped me out a ton.

Eternity Larva

Spare us the phony gratitude.

Okina

Well, I'll be on my way now.

Eternity Larva

Running away, huh?

Okina

Hey, I'm just here as an extra helper. Sorting out this mess is your job. I'll be watching through a back door.

Eternity Larva

Hard to believe she'd bail without playing some final trick... Ah, well.

Nue

OK, let's give these guests a quick makeover!

Kaguya

You mean I get a battle of bullets AND a makeover?

Nue

Yep. It's your lucky day.

Mokou

Make her look as cute as possible.

Kaguya

Sorry, but I don't need makeup to look cute.

Mokou

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Nue

What are you two talking about? You're BOTH getting makeovers. Now, sit down.

Mokou

I'm fine as is.

Nue

I said SIT. DOWN.

Kaguya

Make her look as cute as possible.

Mokou

Gimme a break.

Marisa

So, Seiga, why did you do all this?

Seiga

Wouldn't you like to know!

Marisa

Yes. I would.

Seiga

Fine, I'll tell you the whole story. You can stop being so mad now.

Seiga

We just wanted to have a good time with everyone.

Marisa

So you did it... for fun?

Junko

Fun matters. You, Medicine, the others... you're all like daughters to us.

Junko

Pretending to be one big family warmed our souls.

Seiga

So when Mamizou suggested we make everyone fall in love with the club, we said yes right away.

Biten

You knew it was all fake... but the fun was real.

Marisa

No, that was fake, too.

Seiga

You know, Marisa, sometimes if you pretend long enough, it can become real.

Junko

Bonds are formed when people spend time together. And that's exactly what we did―right here at Old Desire.

Seiga

Come give me a hug, Marisa. Be a part of our family again.

Junko

Our family's full of love. You can join us, too, PLAYER, Biten. There's room for everyone.

Biten

Y-You're not thinking of joining them... are you, Marisa?

Marisa

Seiga, pretend is pretend. It's time to put an end to all this.

Seiga

Fine. If my own daughter says so, I guess I have no choice.

Junko

There's something you should remember, though.

Junko

There was never any lie in how we felt about you. The memories we share are pure and true.

Junko

Even if this was all just pretend, the feelings in your heart are anything but.

Marisa

Yeah, I know.

Marisa

Even without the poison, we're still a family, right?

Seiga

Yep! We're a family forever!

Biten

Then let's stop Medicine together and get Old Desire back to normal!

Biten

If Seiga and Junko talk to them, maybe Medicine and Mamizou will listen.

Junko

I'm afraid not. They both have their own reasons for doing this.

Junko

Just asking them to stop won't work.

Marisa

In that case... will you two stay here?

Marisa

Just knowing we have backup waiting in the wings will let us do what we gotta do.

Seiga

Sure thing. Go get 'em!

Junko

We'll hold the fort. You just focus on setting things right.

Marisa

You guys... are the best!

Nue

You done talking?

Marisa

Yep. Thanks for keeping the guests occupied. I owe you one.

Ran

I'm here to help.

Marisa

But I thought your job was to stop Mamizou?

Ran

And I did. I totally smoked her in our disguise-off. She won't give us any more trouble.

Biten

With you with us, we can't lose! Let's stop Medicine together!

Eternity Larva

Good luck! Me and Nue will stay behind and keep giving the guests makeovers!

Biten

Watch out, Medicine. 'Cause here we come!

Medicine

You blasted away my poison...

Medicine

Are you here to stop me?

Biten

You bet we are!

Biten

But... asking nicely won't be enough, will it?

Medicine

Why do you want to stop me in the first place?

Marisa

Because it isn't right to manipulate people like this.

Marisa

If you wanna explain why you're doing all this, now's your chance.

Medicine

You wouldn't understand. I hate humans.

Marisa

Yikes, shoulda let someone else do the talking.

Biten

Do you hate them because of something that happened in the past?

Marisa

Might wanna tread lightly here, Biten.

Biten

R-Really? But I thought this world's Medicine―

Medicine

...

Medicine

Hmph!

Marisa

Whoa, she's spreading poison like there's no tomorrow!

Biten

This is the most makeup I've ever worn, but I'm already getting dizzy!

Ran

If we're feeling the effects, the guests who only had time for a quick makeover are doomed!

Biten

B-But Medicine's right here! This is our chance to stop her!

Ran

You're right. We'll let Nue and Larva handle the guests! Our mission is to take down Medicine!

Biten

You said it!

Marisa

Way to fire up the troops!

Chen

Old Desire rules!

Ran

...

Ran

CHEEEEEN!

Biten

It's go time―wait, where's Ran?!

Ran

Chen! My Chen!

Biten

I thought we were letting Nue and Larva handle the guests?!

Ran

No one "handles" my Chen! I'm going to help her!

Marisa

Well, it was a nice plan while it lasted. New plan: get Ran under control and regroup!

Biten

I'll blast the poison off Chen. Ran will try and protect her, but we can just take 'em on together.

Marisa

You OK, Ran?

Ran

Uh-huh. Totally.

Marisa

Really? You look pretty beat up.

There's not a scratch on Chen, though!

Marisa

Ran didn't let one bullet get past her. Impressive.

Chen

Urgh...

Ran

You all right, Chen?

Chen

Lady... Ran?

Ran

Chen!

Chen

You're not my Lady Ran. You're just Ran. Stop following me around all the time.

Ran

We might be from different worlds...

Ran

But our bond transcends time and space. I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth!

Chen

Hmph...

Chen

Do what you like. But I'm LADY RAN'S shikigami, not yours.

Chen

...Thanks for saving me, though!

Medicine

Quit it with the emotional bonding.

Medicine

You could be using this time to dote on me!

Biten

Wait! Let's talk this out, Medicine!

Medicine

What's the point? You'll never understand.

Biten

Maybe not, but I promise I'll try! Just tell us why you were spreading all this poison.

Medicine

...Because I wanted to spend time with people who understood me.

Marisa

That doesn't justify poisoning everyone. You get that, right?

Medicine

I told you you wouldn't understand.

Medicine

No matter how loud I shouted...

Medicine

She... She...

Medicine

Urgh, it hurts! It hurts so bad!

Biten

Wh-What happened?!

Medicine

Argh, I have to be someone's favorite doll! I have to be loved!

Medicine

I never want to be abandoned again! I'm going to stay here and be cherished forever!

Marisa

You don't need poison for that! No one's going to abandon you―

Medicine

Liar.

Medicine

You think I don't know my poison was affecting you?!

Marisa

Yeah, but―!

Marisa

...Fine, maybe I was poisoned!

Medicine

Sure, you said some nice things to me, but deep down, I know you didn't mean them!

Medicine

Like I said, I hate humans!

Marisa

Not this again!

Biten

You're wrong, Medicine.

Medicine

No, I'm not. You're all liars!

Biten

Well then, we'll just have to prove to you that we're not.

Biten

And there's only one way to do that!

Junko

Hmm... Strange to hear a doll like Medicine talk about pain.

Seiga

Dolls can be damaged, sure. But for them to actually feel pain is rare, indeed.

Seiga

Do you think PLAYER and the others will be able to help her?

Junko

I do. Our daughters are strong.

Junko

Sharing the burden of pain is what a family does. For now, let's put our faith in them.

Seiga

Yes, let's.

Medicine

*gasp*

Biten

How'd you like that? They don't call me the Great Sage of Old Desire for nothing.

Medicine

Why are you pushing yourself so hard?

Biten

Now that you seem to have calmed down, I'll tell you.

Biten

Your poison doesn't work on me. It never did.

Medicine

Huh?

Marisa

How do you know that? Hasn't Medicine been here from the start?

Biten

Nope. Before her, there was Seiga and Junko. Then those two summoned Mamizou.

Biten

That's when I arrived. And after that, Nue and Larva were summoned.

Biten

They did my makeup... and it was only then that I saw Medicine.

Biten

So yeah, your poison's never worked on me.

Medicine

B-But back then you said...

Biten

Medicine!

Biten

I used to think you were kinda stuck up, always sitting next to Seiga... But you've been looking out for me, huh? Thanks!

Medicine

You were so nice to me!

Biten

Of course I was. As a fellow member of the Old Desire crew, I've always admired you!

Medicine

You... admire me?

Biten

Look, I'm not too good at remembering stuff...

Biten

Which is why, to me, the present is what really matters!

Medicine

The present?!

Marisa

I feel the same way. You once told me you felt empty...

Marisa

But what do you do with an empty Shiri-Cola glass? You fill it.

Marisa

Even if everything around you is fake, the feelings in your heart are always real... At least, that's what I heard.

Medicine

If you mean that...

Medicine

If you really mean that...

Medicine

Then prove it to me.

Medicine

By giving me a hug.

Medicine

Ahh, so warm...

Medicine

All my pain is melting away.

Medicine

I retrieved all the poison I spread around the club. Everyone should calm down now.

Biten

Thanks, Medicine.

Medicine

Don't thank me. I was the one who spread it.

Marisa

So Old Desire's back to normal, huh? Come to think of it, I've never seen what "normal" looks like here.

Medicine

Oh, right. I got here first.

Medicine

You must've arrived after Mamizou summoned me.

Biten

Wait, Mamizou summoned you?

Medicine

Yep. Just before Old Desire's big reopening.

Marisa

That means she made a wish on the big blue Seal Crystal, right? I wonder what for.

Medicine

I'm not sure. But...

Medicine

She told me that, here, I could build the world I've always dreamed of and that I had the power to do it.

Biten

Mamizou said that?!

Marisa

So she was using you. SHE'S the real culprit―

Biten

Is that true? Was all this your fault, Mamizou?!

Marisa

It explains why she was so determined to protect Medicine. This was HER plan all along.

Mamizou

Hoh hoh hoh!

Mamizou

That's right.

Mamizou

I'm the real culprit!

Mamizou

It's a shame you figured it out, though. I was so close to making my wish come true.

Mamizou

If only Seiga and Junko had worked with me... we could've created a universe of infinite possibilities.

Medicine

You were trying to make... a universe?

Mamizou

Pretty much. I basically wanted a new world to call my own. But thanks to Seiga and Junko chickening out, my plan failed.

Marisa

I don't get half of what you're saying...

Marisa

But those two didn't chicken out of anything.

Mamizou

Hoh hoh, if you say so.

Mamizou

Hm... To be honest, I thought everything would go off without a hitch.

Biten

So... were you the culprit or not? You were, right?

Biten

'Cause if you were, you're in for a beatdown!

Mamizou

No beatdown for me, please. I've already lost.

Mamizou

But if you REALLY want a battle...

Mamizou

I suppose my tanuki could sub in for me!

Marisa

I wouldn't underestimate us if I were you. Play with fire, and you might get burned.

Mamizou

True. But play with tanuki, and you might get tricked.

Mamizou

It's a full moon tonight. Attack them with space power, my space tanuki!

Young Tanuki

*tanuki whimper*

Biten

All right, you're the last tanuki standing! Time to give it up!

Mamizou

Fine, I surrender.

Biten

Finally! ...Wait, for real?!

Mamizou

I can't beat you all alone. With my allies and little tanuki gone, I've got no cards left to play.

Medicine

What were you really planning, Mamizou?

Mamizou

You actually expect me to just tell you?

Mamizou

Although I suppose if I don't, I'll be getting some bullet service... with extra bullets.

Mamizou

My goal was to protect someone by giving them a new world to live in.

Mamizou

But that's easier said than done. So I thought I'd start by creating a simpler world first.

Biten

A simpler world?

Marisa

You're talking about Old Desire, aren't you?

Mamizou

But to do that, I needed Seiga and Junko's help.

Mamizou

Don't worry. I've had my fun and learned some valuable lessons. I won't mess with things anymore.

Biten

It sounds like she's telling the truth... What do we do?

Marisa

Ran said before that Mamizou wouldn't get involved in all this.

Marisa

If we hadn't made the first move, she probably would've kept watching things unfold. Maybe we don't have to battle her.

Biten

So you're saying you believe her?

Medicine

Mamizou.

Mamizou

What?

Medicine

Thanks for summoning me to this world.

Medicine

I made lots of wonderful friends here!

Mamizou

Hoh hoh! Oh, yeah?

Mamizou

A lost little doll like you made new friends? I'm happy to hear it.

Mamizou

In fact...

Mamizou

This calls for a celebration!

Seiga

Kept you waiting, huh?

Marisa

Hm?

Sanae

Old Desire's OG staff are back!

Okina

Consultation Crew, checking in.

Saki

Say hello to the noble, the fierce... Beast Dream Salon!

Yachie

Sorry to keep you waiting, Biten.

Biten

L-Lady Yachie!

Seiga

You think you can make a mess of our social club? Not a chance! Time to surrender!

Mamizou

Already did.

Old Desire Staff

What?!

Seiga

W-Wait, there's gotta be more to it. Other me, were you, like, secretly the real culprit?

Seiga

I mean, I was technically involved, but I was the first to give myself up.

Seiga

Whaaaat?!

Sanae

I wanted us to show up in the nick of time like real heroes... I spent all that extra time on my outfit for nothing!

Letty

So THAT'S why you kept us waiting.

Okina

What's your take, Satori?

Satori

They're telling the truth. Everything's back to normal.

Flandre

What?! That's against the rules!

Biten

L-Lady Yachie, did you really come to rescue me?!

Yachie

Oh, uhh...

Yachie

I sure did. Welcome to the Beast Dream Salon!

Saki

This place is key to expanding the Animal Realm's influence. Yachie's been waiting a long time to get you involved.

Biten

Sh-She has?!

Yuuma

Heh heh heh!

Yuuma

I was gonna pretend to be a disgruntled guest, then surprise everyone by revealing I work here. But I missed my chance.

Yuuma

Guess I'll go make some ramen instead!

Clownpiece

Aww, it's over already.

Koishi

You heard her, folks. Nothing to see here.

Sagume

[Our work here is done.]

Seiga

Hold it. It's over when I say it's over.

Seiga

C'mon, there's gotta be something we can help deal with! Or maybe someone we can save?!

Seiga

PLAYER, got any enemies left?!

I never had any to begin with...

Sorry, but we don't need any help.

Seiga

Curses! What a waste of our awesome entrance!

Yoshika

Seiga, can we get back to our vacation yet?

Seiga

No, it's too early to give up!

Seiga

Hey, how come Mamizou looks totally unscathed?!

Mamizou

Because I stayed out of all the fighting.

Seiga

You stayed out of it?!

Seiga

There she is, everyone! The true culprit!

Mamizou

Whoa, whoa. I'm not the true culprit.

Mamizou

Tell you the truth, I barely did anything.

Mamizou

Hey, no mind-reading.

Okina

Barely did anything, huh? Satori, give us the low-down.

Satori

She manipulated Medicine, had Seiga and Junko take in Marisa to distract them, and kept her motives a secret.

Mamizou

Exactly. Barely anything!

Seiga

But that means...

Seiga

All this trouble occurred because of you!

Mamizou

Nuh-uh! B-B-Besides, I already surrendered.

Junko

So basically, Mamizou thought she was the puppeteer... and we were the puppets?

Mamizou

Not at all. I just had faith you'd do the right thing...

Seiga

I must say, I'm offended. We knew what you were up to all along, you know?

Mamizou

Th-There's nothing to be offended about―

Seiga

You heard 'em, folks!

Seiga

It's punishment time!

Mamizou

Mayday, mayday. Come in, space people. Earth is a terrifying place. Beam me back up.

Sagume

[Enough with the alien roleplay. Besides, I'm pretty sure no tanuki aliens have ever been discovered.]

Mamizou

Fantasy and fiction are practically the same thing. Lose your imagination, and the unknown might just trip you up.

Sagume

[Sounds like you're the one tripping.]

Mamizou

Hmph, I suppose too much imagination can be a bad thing... You earthlings are scary.

Seiga

Well, if you're scared of us, I'd say we did our job! Great work, everyone!

Sanae

Boy, that was intense. I'm seriously glad it's over!

Flandre

For real! My trigger finger was getting so itchy that I was about to start shooting bullets at Okina!

Okina

Haha, you certainly are a wild one, Flandre.

Ran

Ahem.

Ran

Now that Mamizou's been taught a lesson, everything's all wrapped up... right?

Ran

I'd like to think Mamizou's antics were the cause of the strangeness Lady Yukari mentioned.

Mamizou

The only strange thing here is that my plan failed...

Nue

Maybe it was a mistake summoning us here.

Eternity Larva

After all, we're the ones who neutralized the poison.

Mamizou

No, you did exactly what I expected you to do.

Mamizou

Whatever ruined my plans, it came from outside the club...

Mamizou

...Wait. You were here from the beginning, weren't you, Ran?

Ran

Depends on what you mean by "beginning." But yes, I've been in this world for a long time.

Ran

And I've spent many a fun evening at Old Desire.

Mamizou

I see. So my plan was doomed from the start.

Mamizou

No matter what, your attachment to Old Desire would've pitted you against me.

Ran

No, it was more for Chen than anything.

Mamizou

Don't make excuses. You gave in to your desire... for Old Desire!

Ran

Nope. There's no attachment or desire here. All there is...

Ran

Is a whole lot of love for my family.

Ran

You tried to use the bonds between people for your own ends... It's only natural that it all came back to bite you.

Mamizou

Huh... Maybe you're right.

Mamizou

Beaten by love.

Mamizou

In that case, I've got nothing to complain about.

Seiga

Whew, being a manager is exhausting. So many things to... well, manage.

Seiga

You said it. You did a great job, though!

Seiga

That's not all the thanks I get... right?

Seiga

No. I got you a little something.

Seiga

All right! I knew I knew how to show appreciation!

Seiga

I bought some new drinks on vacation, a whole bunch of sweets, and...

Seiga

Some tickets home for you.

Seiga

I had a feeling you might. After all, it would be rude to summon us without a way to un-summon us.

Junko

We had a blast here, though. Thanks.

Ran

Did you get permission to give those away?

Seiga

I found them myself. So, no permission needed.

Seiga

Besides, now you can all go home.

Ran

Home...

Seiga

Say hello to your world's me, OK?

Seiga

Thanks for helping out, PLAYER. There's some super yummy ice-cream in the freezer with your name on it.

There is?!

Yippee! Thanks, Miss Seiga!

Seiga

And thanks to the rest of you.. Old Desire has never shone brighter.

Nue

Don't mention it. I actually had a lot of fun.

Eternity Larva

*sniff* I'll keep trying to improve my makeup skills back home...

Nue

This is starting to feel like a graduation ceremony.

Seiga

Thanks to you, too, Medicine.

Medicine

Huh?

Seiga

You really helped liven this place up. I'm in your debt.

Seiga

This one's for you, Mamizou.

Mamizou

Hey, where's my thanks?!

Seiga

Haha, I suppose you helped liven the club up, too. Thank you.

Mamizou

...Sorry again for causing all that fuss.

Seiga

That just leaves you, Marisa. Did you remember who you are?

Marisa

...No, not yet.

Seiga

That's too bad... But don't worry, this big red Seal Crystal will take you home.

Seiga

Someone there is bound to recognize you. Then, all your memories will come flooding back.

Marisa

Yeah, you might be right.

Marisa

Seiga. The one who took me in, I mean.

Seiga

Yes, Marisa?

Marisa

I owe you one. ...No, that's not quite right.

Marisa

I was all alone before I met you. Pretending to be a family... meant so much to me.

Marisa

So, I guess what I'm tryna say is...

Marisa

Thanks.

Seiga

A-Are those for me?!

Seiga

You're... You're...

Seiga

Such a wonderful daughter!

Medicine

Red carnations. You remembered, huh?

Marisa

Yep. Thanks for telling me about them, Medicine.

Medicine

Are you leaving already?

Marisa

Uh-huh.

Marisa

My journey isn't over yet.

Seiga

*motherly sniff* Thank you, Marisa!

Marisa

Later, guys.

Medicine

...

Marisa

Mind letting go of my sleeve? You'll get sucked into the crystal's warp.

Medicine

Um...

Medicine

M-Maybe you don't have to leave yet.

Marisa

Huh?

Nue

Yeah, you can go any time, right? Why not relax here a bit longer?

Marisa

I could. It's just...

Eternity Larva

I'm staying! Gonna live it up as a makeup artist!

Ran

I think I'm staying, too. I don't want to miss out on Old Desire's next chapter.

Marisa

Weren't we all JUST about to use our crystals?

Medicine

Yeah... but the club's just opened for the evening!

Seiga

Uh-huh. And I'd say we've kept the guests waiting long enough!

Seiga

Open the door, we're back in business!

Marisa

You guys can't be serious?!

Marisa

Tch.

Marisa

I guess I got no choice but to stay...!

Yukari

Two worlds fused together. No one knows how to split them apart.

Yukari

Think of the worlds as paints. You can mix blue and yellow to make green, but you can never separate them again.

Yukari

Though technically, that green has completely different properties from both the blue and yellow.

So, in other words...?

Yukari

In other words, the world you saw is one that's completely new.

Yukari

Whew, all that talking wore me out. Time for an ice-cold Shiri-Cola.

Yukari

Here, PLAYER. There's one for you, too.

Thanks!

Is this from Old Desire? *glug* *glug* Yum!

Yukari

That hit the spot!

So sweet! So fizzy!

Yukari

It sure is. It's the perfect drink to perk you back up as summer draws near.

Yukari

So, how was your time at Old Desire? Tough?

Super tough...

But now that it's over, I'm glad I went!

Yukari

You did a great job there. *pats head*

Yukari

If I'm not mistaken, that world's tale is not yet done. Looks like you've got another shift or two, PLAYER.

On it!

I'm looking forward to the next interworld festival, too!

Yukari

You really are a hard worker.

Yukari

A toast to you. And all the interworld festivals to come.

*clink*

Yukari

Time for another round.

Yuuma

All right, time to whip up a proper staff meal.

Yuuma

Fry off the meat, toss in the veggies, and then... a little splash of this around the side of the wok.

Biten

Whoa, that smells amazing!

Yachie

You've really mastered all of Gensokyo's herbs and spices. I can't wait till it's ready.

Saki

Hey, Toutetsu, make mine with extra meat!

Seiga

So.

Seiga

Is it true you poisoned and shot at the guests during your time as temporary managers?

Seiga

Yes, and I had a lot of fun doing it. I didn't expect to be spied on, though.

Junko

By the way, you brought back more souvenirs, right? Why not give them out?

Seiga

...You two are lucky I'm so nice. Here. These are famous sweets from a shop on the outskirts of Gensokyo!

Junko

I've seen these before... but they look a little different. Guess I better give them a try.

Junko

Unusual, but delicious. I see you have just as good taste as my Seiga.

Seiga

So, what are you two planning to do now? I don't mind if you stick around a while longer.

Junko

Great. But we need some time off. We have another mission to focus on.

Seiga

What mission is that?

Seiga

Looking out for Marisa. I summoned her here, so it's only right I make sure she gets home safe.

Medicine

Hey, can I get a makeover for once? I wanna look SUPER cute.

Nue

Super cute, coming right up.

Eternity Larva

Prepare to go through a makeup metamorphosis!

Nue

...Isn't a makeover more like putting on a disguise?

Eternity Larva

Ew, no. Disguises are creepy and weird.

Nue

I guess it would seem that way to a butterfly fairy...

Medicine

Come on, PLAYER. You're getting a makeover, too.

Oh yeah, I haven't had one today.

What kind of look should I go for this time?!

Medicine

...I caused you a lot of trouble, didn't I?

Yeah, but it's fine!

You had a lot to deal with.

Medicine

Yeah. A whole lot.

Medicine

But no matter the reason, it's never OK to hurt the people around you.

Medicine

Everyone found it in their heart to forgive me... But I can't take their kindness for granted.

Medicine

There's something I want you to help me with.

The next day...

Seiga

Old Desire is officially open for the evening! We're celebrating the original crew's return, so come one, come all!

Sunny Milk

Woohoo! I'm gonna go wild tonight!

Luna Child

I'm not great with crowds... but there's just something special about this place!

Star Sapphire

When does the spinning monkey show start?

Benben

Huh? The club feels oddly quiet. Maybe I should hop on stage.

Yatsuhashi

Sounds great. Why don't I join you?

Letty

The guests are extra excited tonight.

Medicine

Targets spotted. Ready, PLAYER?

Sure am!

Keine

Hey, what are you two up to?

Medicine

The guests still have some poison on them, so we're planning to detox them.

Letty

You don't say.

Medicine

We cured the guests who were here before, but that wasn't all of them.

Letty

That was right after the club opened for the evening, huh? Most guests come in straight away...

Keine

But not all of them. The ones who still have poison on them need help.

Letty

How about you ask the two makeup artists to give you a hand?

Medicine

We will, but only once we've detoxed every last guest.

Medicine

Dumping problems on your family isn't right. Junko taught me that!

Keine

I see you're still pretending to be part of Seiga's "family"...

Letty

Still, taking responsibility like this is admirable.

Medicine

Yep. So don't even think about helping us. C'mon, PLAYER, we've got work to do!

C-Coming!

Medicine

This is OUR mission.

Medicine

Time to prove a little poison can cure people!

Sunny Milk

Whew... Today's bullet service was brutal.

Luna Child

Y-You said it. But somehow, I feel kinda relaxed.

Medicine

Sounds about right. We just got rid of all the poison inside you.

Sunny Milk

What?! We were poisoned?!

Star Sapphire

Do guests always get poisoned here?!

Luna Child

A-Are we gonna be OK?

Star Sapphire

To be honest... I haven't felt this good in ages.

Sunny Milk

Maybe we should get poisoned more often.

Luna Child

No, Sunny! Poison's dangerous.

Medicine

Go find Eternity Larva and get your makeup done.

Luna Child

M-Makeup?!

Medicine

Her scale powder acts as a barrier against poison.

Sunny Milk

It does?! Where can we find Larva?!

Star Sapphire

I think she's backstage in the dressing room. Let's go.

Sunny Milk

I-I'm going first!

Medicine

Wait.

Sunny Milk

Wh-What is it?

Medicine

Go ahead, PLAYER, give it to them.

You mean the thing you gave me before the battle?

Here you go, ladies!

Sunny Milk

Wow, it's so pretty!

Medicine

This bouquet's for you.

Sunny Milk

A-Are you sure?!

Medicine

Yes. It's proof that you're poison-free.

Star Sapphire

I love flowers! This is the best night ever!

Luna Child

Let's go show Larva.

Using bouquets as proof someone's poison-free...

That's a great plan!

Medicine

Yep. I was a good girl for once.

Medicine

OK, PLAYER, you're up!

I am?!

What do I have to do?

Medicine

It's patting time.

Medicine

Pat my head! Right now!

O-OK!

Medicine

Thanks, PLAYER.

Medicine

Being shown affection by a child like you... helps to numb the pain.

I'm glad I could help!

Your hair smells like flowers.

Medicine

Thanks to you, I'm ready to get back out there. Now, let's detox the rest of the guests!

Sanae

It's so strange being here as a guest... Wait on me! Heed my every command!

Hi, Sanae.

Sorry, I'm kinda busy right now!

Sanae

Too busy for bullet service?!

Sanae

I wanted to see you sneak into the club wearing an elegant dress, then fire off bullets like a machine gun!

I-I think she's still poisoned!

Kanako

Pfft. We detoxified her the moment she got back to Moriya Shrine. Isn't that right, Suwako?

Suwako

Yep. I slurped it all off.

Medicine

It's true. She's poison-free.

So she's just excited...

Because she wanted bullet service.

Sanae

Uh-huh. And if you don't start firing soon, then I will!

Medicine

Please, don't. If you're not poisoned, then―

Sanae

I liked the old Old Desire!

Sanae

All it'll take is a room full of bullets to return it to its former glory!

Medicine

Fine. It's obvious you're not listening.

Medicine

Conpallo, conpallo. Poison, gather to me.

Medicine

Gather, gather. Gather to me.

Medicine

It's time to teach Sanae a lesson.

Medicine

Well? Was that enough "fun" for you?

Sanae

It sure was. The old Old Desire is back. It's like the new old Old Desire!

She just wanted to battle, huh?

But, I'm glad she had fun!

Medicine

It sounds like she WAS poisoned before, though.

Medicine

Here, take this. It's proof you're poison-free... but it's also my way of saying sorry.

Sanae

Wow, such pretty red flowers! Thank you!

Sanae

Lady Kanako, Lady Suwako, look. I got this beautiful bouquet.

Kanako

Good for you, Sanae.

Sanae

Here. A flower for each of you!

Suwako

For us?!

Kanako

Th-This is so unexpected! Is it to say thank you for something?

Sanae

Nope. They're from the bouquet I just got.

Suwako

So you got a present, and now we do, too.

Kanako

How thoughtful of you.

Sanae

To be honest, I barely thought about it at all.

Kanako

We have to find a vase for these, quick.

Suwako

You're right. Before they start to wilt.

Medicine

Tell you the truth, it feels like all three of them have a little poison left on them...

Miss Suwako said she slurped it off.

Maybe she missed some.

Medicine

Meh, whatever. Let's just stay focused on our mission.

Good idea.

Oh, before I forget. *pats head*

Medicine

...Mmm. Keep up the good work, PLAYER.

The next day...

Medicine

Looks like Marisa and Seiga are still busy. It's up to me and you again today.

I hope Marisa gets her memory back soon.

Let's show 'em we can handle this alone!

Medicine

Yeah. I doubt we'll all be in this world much longer. I need to make sure I can say goodbye with pride.

Don't worry, we've got this!

Medicine

...Ahem. My head pats?

Oh, right!

*pats head extra well to make up for almost forgetting*

Medicine

There shouldn't be too many guests left to detoxify. I wonder who's here today...

Aunn

Is this it? The social club where you get those pretty bouquets?!

Tsukasa

Yep. While we're here, I say we get some bullet service, too.

Aunn

I was just thinking the shrine could use some sprucing up. Miss Reimu's gonna thank me for this!

Tsukasa

I'm sure she'll be thrilled... Now, where are those bouquets?

Merlin

Helloooo! I'm here to deliver a spiraling song of happiness!

Lunasa

Yeah, yeah. Tone it down a little, would you, Merlin?

Merlin

Ahh, Old Desire really is the best!

Lyrica

Let's grab something tasty to drink!

Aunn and Tsukasa seem fine. And so does Lunasa.

But Merlin and Lyrica... not so much.

Medicine

Hrmm, this is getting tricky.

Medicine

We were giving out bouquets as proof someone's poison-free, but now people are coming here to get them.

Chen

Yay! Old Desire rules!

Ran

Calm down, Chen. No running indoors.

Medicine

Looks like we have those two to deal with, too... Actually, there's no way Ran's poisoned, huh?

Medicine

Then again, is Chen even poisoned? Or is she just getting carried away?

Medicine

Urgh, this is too hard!

Medicine

Let's just treat them all to some bullet service!

A-Are you sure about this?

Aunn

Flowers, please.

Tsukasa

C'mon, we haven't got all day.

Medicine

If you want a bouquet, you'll have to earn it! Give us all you got!

OK, everyone who battled gets a bouquet.

C'mon, don't be shy!

Lunasa

Thanks, PLAYER. I'll put them in a vase at home.

Merlin

Wow, the petals are so vibrant. I'm sure everyone's going to love them.

Lyrica

We gotta tell everyone it was PLAYER who gave them to us. They'll be super jealous!

Medicine

I was the one who suggested we hand out bouquets, but it's YOU everyone's excited to get them from...

Medicine

Hmph.

I-I can literally hear your cheeks puffing out...

Sorry, Medicine.

Medicine

I suppose we were able to make things right with the guests, thanks to you...

Medicine

So just this once, I'll forgive you. Consider yourself an honorary doll!

A what?!

Medicine

You're not a friend, nor a neighbor... you're something more. You should be proud of yourself.

I-I don't really get it...

But thanks?

Medicine

You're most welcome.

Marisa

Sounds like you've been doing some good work.

Medicine

Good's an understatement. Try AMAZING.

Marisa

Amazing, huh?

Medicine

What about you? Any closer to getting your memories back?

Marisa

About that...

Marisa

The last of the guests just left. Perfect timing.

Marisa

There's something I wanted to talk to you about.

Medicine

What?

Marisa

I think it's time I went back to my world.

Medicine

Already?

Marisa

Yeah. Sorry I'm not sticking around longer.

So what happened with your memories?

Marisa

Seiga and Junko took another look at me. They say my memories didn't vanish by any natural means.

Marisa

Either someone stole them and exiled me... or I erased them myself.

Marisa

Either way, it means my journey is far from over.

Marisa

I've had plenty of rest. It's time for me to move on.

Medicine

Marisa...

Marisa

Don't make that face. It's not like this is goodbye forever―

Marisa

Actually, maybe it is.

Medicine

You can't mean that!

Marisa

...We were never meant to meet at all.

Marisa

But we got to spend time together―time that we'll never forget. Isn't that enough?

Medicine

Maybe a grown-up would think that... but not me!

Medicine!

Seiga

No matter where your journey takes you, be well.

Junko

You're going to achieve big things. Whether it be good or evil, follow your own path.

Marisa

Thanks. I will.

Medicine

Well? Aren't any of you going to stop her leaving?

Mamizou

Everyone's time comes eventually. It's not right to hold her back.

Nue

I sure will miss doing her makeup.

Biten

But if she's figured out what she has to do next, that's a good thing. Take care, Marisa!

Eternity Larva

Ugh, everyone's being so mature about this... F-Fine, I'll give her the WARMEST farewell.

Nue

It's not a competition.

Medicine

I-I'm not ready to say goodbye...

Marisa

I know. We might never see each other again, but our bond will always remain.

Marisa

Even if we're worlds apart, in a way, we'll still be side by side.

Marisa

So c'mon, don't you think it'd be better to say goodbye with a smile?

Medicine

Y-Yeah, but...

C'mere, Medicine. *pats head*

Marisa

I'm leaving Medicine, Seiga, and Old Desire to you, PLAYER. Take good care of them.

I will!

Marisa

All right, no point dragging this out. I'm off.

Marisa

Goodbye. Thanks for everything.

Seiga

She's gone.

Medicine

Marisa... Take care of yourself.

Biten

Don't worry. Wherever she ends up, I'm sure she'll be fine.

Seiga

...We were actually planning to leave now, too.

Medicine

Huh?

Junko

But saying too many goodbyes at once gets heavy. We figure we'll stick around a little longer.

Seiga

The social club could use our help.

Mamizou

Tonight's shift isn't finished yet. The guests may have cleared out, but the party's not over.

Mamizou

Lemme see those smiles!

Time began to race by as one night blurred into the next...

*clink*

Half-melted ice cubes knock against each other in an empty glass.

Seiga

Welcome.

Marisa

Phew, it's been way too hot lately. I need to cool off.

Seiga

Hello, Marisa.

Marisa

One Shiri-Cola, please.

Seiga

Coming right up.

Marisa

Nice bouquet...

Marisa

Was that always there?

Seiga

Actually, it was a gift from one of my beloved daughters.

Marisa

No kidding.

Marisa

While I'm here... why don't you tell me about her?

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