Lossy's Journal

Yukari

Oh, that circle's attending this time.

Yukari

And this event over in the East Hall looks pretty fun, too.

Yukari

But first, I'd hit this booth in the West Hall and grab that book.

What're you reading, Miss Yukari?

Yukari

Hello there, PLAYER. I managed to get my hands on the guidebook for an upcoming event.

Yukari

I was just mapping out the route I'd take if I went myself.

That actually sounds kinda fun!

Yukari

It is.

Yukari

I'm sure you'd enjoy yourself if you attended.

Yukari

In the world you're about to visit, creativity is thriving.

Yukari

Events are held all across Gensokyo, drawing in artists and fans alike.

Yukari

And the biggest of them all...

Yukari

Is the New Lunar Capital Expo. That's what this guidebook is all about.

I think I might've been before.

Yukari

You don't say? I didn't realize you were so cultured.

Yukari

The original Lunar Capital Expo started as a display of Moon-related works owned by the organizer.

Yukari

But it has evolved into the New Lunar Capital Expo, where you'll find novels, comics, games, and more.

Yukari

My personal favorite is―

Yukari

Ah.

Yukari

Any more and I'd be spoiling the fun, wouldn't I?

I-I don't mind!

Yukari

Don't worry, you'll come across it.

Yukari

Be sure to see everything on offer. Everything.

*gulp*

Yukari

Teehee, enjoy the expo.

In the L2.7 Universe, at the New Lunar Capital Expo...

(Where am I...?)

Flandre

Teddy! Were you waiting long?

Flan?!

Flandre

C'mon, let's go! Before the apple juice sells out!

O-OK!

(What apple juice?)

Flandre

Everything's first-come, first-served here!

Flandre

We gotta be quick. Ready?

Flandre

Go!

W-Wait uuup!

She ran off...

(I wish she could've told me where I am first.)

(Although this place does seem familiar...)

???

My, you're here too, Miss PLAYER.

Oh, uh...

Chimata

Pardon the disguise. It's me, Chimata Tenkyuu, the market god!

Miss Chimata!

Chimata

Welcome to the New Lunar Capital Expo!

Chimata

Is this your first time?

I might have been to one before.

And to be honest, I just kinda ended up at this one.

Chimata

I see. The New Lunar Capital Expo is huge. It's not uncommon for first-timers to get lost.

Chimata

But fear not―I'll be your expo guide!

Yay!

Chimata

Let's check out the main battlefield first!

Akyuu

Hello! The new release is available here.

Kosuzu

Agatha Chris Q.'s new release!

Akyuu

K-Kosuzu, don't shout that name so loud!

Chimata

This is the creator booth area. Here you'll find passionate folks showcasing their novels, comics, and figures!

Chimata

Agatha Chris Q. is the top novelist. And for figures, Miss Keiki and Miss Alice's circles are both popular.

Chimata

Personally, I'm a huge fan of Miss Shizuha's circle. Every year, they set up a huge comic booth. The only problem is...

Kind Person

Miss Shizuha's booth is sold out!

Chimata

Another year, another disappointment. I never get to her booth in time. *sob*

W-Wow, she sure is popular!

Chimata

You said it. Her delicate use of reds, her impeccable shading... No one else comes close!

Chimata

I even abandoned my staff duties this year to get here sooner.

Chimata

Oops, I shouldn't have said that.

Chimata

So, Miss PLAYER, what are you hoping to buy today?

The legendary fanbook.

(Wait, why did I say that?)

Chimata

The legendary fanbook?!

Chimata

Setting your sights high, huh?

Is it that hard to find?

Chimata

It's the holy grail of market-goers. A true SS-tier find.

Chimata

Everyone's heard the rumors, but no one knows which circle sells it. It truly is the stuff of legend.

Chimata

And you're setting out to find it... You have my respect!

Th-Thanks!

(Why did I say I want something I've never heard of?)

Chimata

Wow, listen to that cheering!

What's going on?

Chimata

It's something of an expo tradition. That battle roar means the cosplay corner has just opened.

B-Battle roar?

Chimata

Yes, the type that bursts out from the soul.

Chimata

We better hurry!

In the West Hall...

Chimata

There it is. The New Lunar Capital Expo's biggest attraction...

Chimata

The cosplay corner!

Wow, everyone looks incredible!

Chimata

Every year, people gather here dressed as characters from the works of fiction on sale at the expo!

Chimata

I need to find someone cosplaying something Miss Shizuha-related right away―

Keine

Hey, there's Chimata!

Reisen

Where have you been?! You ditched us!

Chimata

Uh-oh!

Chimata

I-I mean, I was busy watching over the market since I'm, you know... the god of markets.

Keine

You were the one who wanted to join the expo staff in the first place!

Reisen

We're not letting you sneak off again. C'mon, we've got a lot of work to do!

Chimata

Waaah!

They dragged her off, kicking and screaming. Literally.

Guess I'll try and find Flan―

???

Excuse me, are you Miss PLAYER?

Lily White

I knew it! You're not lost, are you?

Hey, Lily!

Actually, I got separated from my friend.

Lily White

That's too bad!

Lily White

What do you say I show you around the cosplay corner?!

OK!

Lily White

Welcome to the cosplay corner! Looks like this year's theme is racing!

Cosplay Fan

Whoa! You look so cool, Miss Mokou!

Mokou

Heh, I know.

Mokou

My fire bike, Salamander, is the hottest vehicle around.

Cosplay Photographer

Lady Tenshi! Strike a pose!

Tenshi

Hmph, very well.

Tenshi

I'm in a good mood today, so I'll even wink for you!

Cosplay Devotee A

I made eye contact with Lady Hijiri! She noticed me!

Cosplay Devotee B

She's so divine... I can feel my faith growing stronger!

Byakuren

Teehee, the light of Buddhism shines brightly today.

Byakuren

Make sure to praise Shiun, too. He's such a good boy.

This place is so exciting!

Lily White

Yep. All the cosplayers look incredible.

Lily White

Looks like the fairies have come out in force to see them.

Hatate

What are THEY doing here?

Hatate

This'll make for a great article... First things first, gotta get some pictures!

Hatate

Now's my chance!

Hatate

*snap* *snap* *snap*

That's not fairy light...

It's the flash from Hatate's camera.

Lily White

You're right. There's not a fairy in sight!

Lily White

If she keeps taking photos, she's bound to annoy everyone.

???

*whistle blow*

Kasen

You there, big crow tengu. That's enough!

It's Reimu! ...No, wait. That's Kasen!

Lily White

She always shows up to deal with troublemakers!

Kasen

The cosplay corner is a public space.

Kasen

Did you get permission before taking those photos?

Kasen

And be careful not to bump into anyone! If you can't follow the rules...

Kasen

Then I'll kick you out of here!

Hatate

Tch, looks like I'm not welcome here right now...

Hatate

Tactical retreat!

Kasen

Hey, wait!

And off she goes...

Lily White

At least the cosplay corner's peaceful again.

Now I can finally check out some of the booths―

???

Not a chance!

Lily White

Eek!

What now?

Lily White

Sounds like something's going down by the booths.

I'll go check it out!

Back in the creator booth area...

Chimata

No, no, no.

Chimata

This is way beyond what the staff can handle.

(Miss Chimata's in a total panic!)

What's the matter?

Chimata

Oh, Miss PLAYER!

Chimata

Two very prominent creators are having a big argument.

Yikes!

Who is it exactly?

Chimata

Hieda no Akyuu... and Agatha Chris Q.!

Huh?!

Akyuu

The Magical Detective Marisa series is a masterpiece, yes, but I can't stand the writing style in volume one!

Akyuu

Watch it. I... I mean, Agatha Chris Q. is free to write in whatever style she chooses!

Akyuu

Still, what she did with Patchy Smarts was nothing short of a literary crime!

Akyuu

Get real.

Akyuu

Patchy plays a huge role in solving the case. She's one of the most important and well-written characters in the series!

Akyuu

Arisu Magaito's depiction was far more questionable. Even the name... I'm surprised no one got sued.

Akyuu

I knew it! In that case, why don't you start selling my revised version, Magical Detective Marisa Zero?

Akyuu is... arguing with Akyuu!

About really petty stuff, too!

Chimata

Their booths are both big attractions at the expo.

Chimata

But the staff have no right to interfere with their creative visions.

Chimata

So I can't really tell them to knock it off!

Chimata

Oh and before I forget, don't tell anyone that's Agatha Chris Q., OK? It's meant to be a secret.

This really is a mess...

???

Want me to destroy 'em both?

Chimata

Huh?

Flandre

If I destroy 'em, they can't argue anymore, right?

Flan!

You can't just show up and destroy things!

Chimata

Both Akyuu and Agatha Chris Q. contribute so much to the New Lunar Capital Expo's success.

Chimata

If you destroy them, what will happen to next year's expo?!

Flandre

What if we just destroyed them a lil' bit?

Chimata

How does that work?

Flandre

We'll hit 'em with just enough bullets to stop them arguing.

Chimata

I suppose that would be OK...

That's actually a really good idea.

(The Flan I know would never say something like that.)

(What's going on here?)

Flandre

Then let's do it.

Flandre

I'll try to hold myself back...

Flandre

So you take the lead.

O-OK!

Chimata

...Time to calm them down!

Calm down, you two!

Akyuu

*gasp*

Akyuu

Since when were all these people here?

Akyuu

Sorry.

Akyuu

I've been editing something recently and it just won't end. I was starting to get really frustrated.

Akyuu

So I picked up one of Agatha Chris Q.'s books to try and relax... and it was so good!

Akyuu

It was packed with plot twists and descriptions―the kind I always told myself I'd write if I had the time.

Akyuu

I guess I got a little jealous. That's why I came over to nitpick.

Akyuu

I see...

Akyuu

I totally feel you, though. Editing is one frustrating task.

Akyuu

I can help you out if you like?

Akyuu

Are you sure?

Akyuu

If we work together, it'll get done in half the time.

Akyuu

...I was thinking more like a quarter.

Akyuu

Either way, consider me on board.

Chimata

Friends turned rivals. You love to see it!

I know I do!

(Huh? Flan disappeared again.)

Chimata

What's up?

Nothing. I'm fine!

Chimata

Good.

Chimata

Now, since you helped save the day...

Chimata

Let me show you all the delicious food the expo has to offer!

Chimata

There are food stalls all over the expo...

Chimata

But the ones near the entrance are especially yummy!

I had no idea!

Chimata

Yep. And we're headed to the yummiest of them all!

Chimata

There it is!

Minoriko

Come and get your steamed sweet potatoes!

Shizuha

Let us feast and dance as one.

Chimata

That stall sells the expo's most prized dish... Harvest Goddess Sweet Potato Pie!

Harvest Goddess...

Sweet Potato Pie?!

Chimata

That's right! Miss Minoriko makes them herself, and they're simply scrumptious!

Chimata

Don't worry about the cost―the expo staff fund has you covered. Eat as much as you like!

Are you sure?

What if the other members get mad at you again?

Chimata

That won't happen!

Chimata

You saved the expo. And everyone on the staff knows it!

Chimata

So eat up!

Yay! That pie's got my name on it!

Excuuuse me!

Minoriko

My, aren't you adorable? I'd love to nurture you.

(Nurture me?!)

One slice of Harvest Goddess Sweet Potato Pie, please!

Minoriko

Certainly!

Minoriko

Here you go.

Minoriko

I gave you a big slice since you're such a cutie.

Thanks!

Minoriko

If you like, consider worshiping me.

Got it.

Chimata

That's quite the slice you've got there.

Chimata

Why don't we sit over here and eat together?

Sounds good!

*om nom*

Yum!

Chimata

I'm glad you like it.

Chimata

Let me have a bite―hm?

Shizuha

Behold, the season of autumn!

Chimata

Is that Miss Shizuha putting on a show?

I think so. She looks bigger than normal...

Chimata

The pie can wait. I have to go talk to her!

Chimata

Miss Shizuha!

Shizuha

Yes? Oh, if it isn't the god of markets.

Chimata

You ARE Miss Shizuha, right?! Autumn-bringer and divine artist!

Shizuha

That's right. It's me, Hyper Shizuha. I bring autumn to Gensokyo...

(Hyper Shizuha?)

Shizuha

But I'm a divine artist no longer.

Chimata

What?! You'll always be a divine artist in my heart!

Shizuha

I'm glad to hear it, but my paintings sold out right after the expo began.

Shizuha

So now I'm helping my little sister with her food stall.

Chimata

Amazing... You've transcended your status as an artist and become a pure goddess!

Shizuha

Although I must say, I've been a bit distracted. I can't get the legendary fanbook out of my mind.

Shizuha

I've been trying to gather intel on its whereabouts.

(She knows about the legendary fanbook!)

Chimata

So you're searching for it, too.

Shizuha

Yes. I heard a rumor that it's somewhere in the East Hall―huh?

Shizuha

Is that... a tsukumogami?

Chimata

It looks like it. Though normally it wouldn't be able to get into the venue.

Nitori

They're even showing up here now?!

Nitori?!

Nitori

PLAYER?!

Nitori

Perfect timing. Help me take down that tsukumogami!

Nitori

Thanks, PLAYER.

Nitori

Looks like we got rid of all the ones by the entrance.

Nitori

But―

???

Somebody, help!

Nitori

I know that voice.

Lily!

Lily White

The cosplay corner...

Lily White

It's full of tsukumogami!

Lily White

Over here!

Nitori

What the?!

Tenshi

Wh-What are these things?

Byakuren

Bad Shiun. Don't eat them!

Mokou

They're scratching Salamander's paint!

The tsukumogami are attacking everyone!

We've gotta help them!

???

Wait!

???

Fear not, Lunarians. I am here!

Sanae

This crisis will be resolved by me, Sanae Kochiya, the new Kunitsukami!

Tenshi

Just what we needed―another weirdo!

Byakuren

I know this is the Lunar Capital Expo, but we're not actually Lunarians.

Mokou

Who's she even cosplaying as?

Sanae

The Lunarians don't seem pleased to see me...

Sanae

I won't let it affect me, though. After all, I'm a living god!

Sanae

Come forth, tsukumogami! Prepare to taste the new Kunitsukami's wrath!

Sanae

H-Hang on, I didn't mean all at once.

Sanae

Uh-oh!

Ahh! They're swarming cosplay Sanae!

Nitori

I'd heard the reports, but I didn't expect there to be this many...

What reports?!

Nitori

I'll explain later. For now, let's clean this place up.

Nitori

But we need more firepower...

Nitori

Listen up, everyone!

Nitori

These aren't your run-of-the-mill tsukumogami. They're special.

Nitori

If we let one get away, it could multiply and ruin the whole expo.

Nitori

We need your help to take them all down!

Nitori

...Can I count on you?

Tenshi

Sure. We can start by rounding them all up.

Byakuren

Vimana runs on merit. This is an unexpected chance to refuel.

Mokou

They'll never be able to escape from Salamander.

Sanae

I won't wet you hurt the Lunawians!

Everyone agreed to help.

(No clue what Sanae's saying, though...)

I'll help, too!

Nitori

Thanks, PLAYER.

Nitori

Remember, we need to deal with every last one of them!

Meanwhile, in the creator booth area...

Kosuzu

Agatha Chris Q.'s new release, available here!

Akyuu

Y-Yep...

Kosuzu

What do you say? Only a few copies left!

Akyuu

J-Just a few copies...

Kind Person

Mind if I take a peek first?

Akyuu

G-Go ahead!

Kind Person

*flicks through pages*

Kind Person

Hmm...

Akyuu

*badum* *badum*

Kind Person

I'll take one copy... of this new release and all the ones before it.

Akyuu

R-Really?

Kosuzu

Thanks so much!

Kind Person

My pleasure.

Kosuzu

That was awesome, huh, Akyuu?! The new and old releases are all selling great.

Akyuu

Y-Yeah. I was worried I'd printed too many copies.

Kosuzu

Not a chance. There's only one copy of the new release left!

Akyuu

It must be because of your saleswomanship.

Kosuzu

Get outta here! It's 'cause you're an incredible writer, Agatha!

Akyuu

Shh, Kosuzu. Don't call me that.

Kosuzu

You're planning on hiding your identity again this year?

Akyuu

Of course. Agatha Chris Q. is my secret pen name.

Kosuzu

That argument earlier kind of blew your cover, though.

Akyuu

No, it didn't. I was simply defending Agatha's work as her friend.

Akyuu

Miss Chimata and the other me know the truth, but they both promised not to tell anyone.

Kosuzu

They promised, huh?

Akyuu

Let's just sell the books we have left and―

???

Excuse me.

Rinnosuke

Is this Miss Agatha Chris Q.'s booth?

Kosuzu

...

Akyuu

Y-Yeah!

Kosuzu

Akyuu?!

Akyuu

She asked us to sell her novels here!

Rinnosuke

Then I'm in the right place.

Kosuzu

Y-You sure are! Whichever novel you want, we've got it!

Rinnosuke

Do you have any copies of her latest release?

Kosuzu

There's one left!

Rinnosuke

Wow, today's my lucky day.

Rinnosuke

I already have all of her previous releases, so I'll just take that one, please.

Kosuzu

Here you go!

Akyuu

Y-You have ALL her previous releases?

Rinnosuke

I do. I've been a fan ever since I read "The Youkai Pulling the Strings?"

Rinnosuke

I was looking forward to last year's new release in the Bunbun Spring Bulletin...

Rinnosuke

But for some reason, the bulletin itself ended up getting scrapped.

Akyuu

That was a difficult time...

Kosuzu

Akyuu?

Akyuu

I-I mean, Agatha told me it was a difficult time!

Rinnosuke

I'm sure it was.

Rinnosuke

I came to the last expo to get a copy of "M is for Murder," but it sold out in the blink of an eye.

Rinnosuke

I only managed to get a copy because Miss Mamizou brought one to Kourindou and I traded her for it.

Akyuu

Wow...

Kosuzu

You sound like a true fan.

Rinnosuke

I read a lot of books, but Agatha's work is special.

Rinnosuke

She has a deep understanding of Gensokyo, a sharp wit, and the way she constructs her mysteries is top-notch.

Rinnosuke

I'd always hoped to tell her that face-to-face.

Akyuu

Th-That might be a bit tricky...

Kosuzu

Your ears are bright red, Akyuu!

Rinnosuke

I'm just glad I got a copy of this year's new release without a fuss―

???

Miss Agatha!

Kosuzu

I-It's otherworld Akyuu...

Akyuu

And she's carrying a gift box?!

Akyuu

Phew, I made it. I thought you'd have packed up your booth by now.

Akyuu

I wanted to give you this to say sorry for earlier. There's plenty of yashouma inside. You know, colored mochi!

Rinnosuke

What's this? Two Miss Akyuus? Did you just call this one... Agatha?

Akyuu

...

Akyuu

Look what you did, me!

Meanwhile, in the East Hall cosplay corner...

Expo Staff

It's picture time!

Enoko

...

Biten

...

Chiyari

...

Enoko

Is it just me, or is it kinda empty?

Biten

There were way more people last time, right?

Chiyari

I prefer it this way. When the crowd's too big, it ruins the fun.

Biten

I get that. But when there's no crowd at all, it feels kinda pointless, no?

Chiyari

What do you mean?

Biten

I mean, I spent a ton of time and money getting this outfit made at Kourindou.

Biten

So I want people to see it!

Chiyari

Meh, that doesn't bother me.

Chiyari

I'm only here 'cause Toutetsu wanted me to investigate the surface world. I'm technically on duty right now.

Biten

So... what's with the outfit?

Chiyari

It's easier to gather intel when you blend in.

Biten

If you say so...

Chiyari

What about you? You're wearing an outfit, too.

Biten

Th-This is just to gain Lady Yachie's trust!

Chiyari

Oh, yeah? Is that a special trust-gaining outfit?

Biten

Sanae's the most trusted shrine maiden on the mountain! She's super popular, too!

Chiyari

If she's so popular, shouldn't there be more people here?

Enoko

Maybe I should set up some bear traps.

Biten

Wh-Why would you do that?!

Enoko

Because that way, people will have to spend more time here.

Biten

True... but there has to be a less dangerous way!

Enoko

It's fine. I'll use the ones for really big bears.

Biten

How does that make it fine?!

Biten

I really don't get how you yamainu think...

Enoko

Maybe that's 'cause you monkeys don't think at all.

Biten

Are you calling us dumb?

Enoko

I mean, compared to yamainu...

Biten

Says the mountain mutt!

Chiyari

That's enough, you two. You're both VERY clever―

Enoko & Biten

Stay out of this, chupacabra!

Chiyari

...

Chiyari

Oh, so now you're on the same team?

Biten

A-All this arguing's made me hungry.

Enoko

Wait... Maybe the cosplay corner's empty 'cause it's lunchtime.

Chiyari

You're right. Sounds like the food court's pretty packed right now.

Biten

Since there's no one here, I'm gonna grab a bite.

Enoko

Me, too. I wonder what food stalls there are.

Chiyari

You two sure made up fast.

Chiyari

...

Chiyari

Hey, wait up!

Biten

Well, I think we found the reason the cosplay corner was so empty!

Chiyari

I hate crowds...

Enoko

Hang on, is that...?

Saki

Come and get the expo's no. 1 dish... The Great Tengu's barley rice onigiri! One bite, and you'll run like the wind!

Megumu

Experience the Great Tengu's power.

Tsukasa

Get 'em while they last. And be sure to purchase some tea, too!

Enoko

Lady Saki?!

Biten

...And is that Miss Megumu and Miss Tsukasa?

Chiyari

What a strange group.

Saki

Hey, Enoko. Want a barley rice onigiri?

Enoko

S-Sure. But why are you selling onigiri in that outfit?

Saki

The expo food stalls have been blowing up lately. I figured it was time for our clan to get in on the action.

Saki

Tsukasa promised that if I help out this year, Megumu will help me set up a stall of my own next year.

Enoko

I-It kinda sounds like she's playing you―

Saki

I'm glad you're here. We've been swamped and could use an extra pair of hands. You're already dressed for the part!

Enoko

What?!

Saki

If you help, you get free onigiri!

Enoko

...I'm in!

Biten

Whelp, I don't think Enoko's coming back.

Chiyari

...

Chiyari

Part of me is glad Toutetsu isn't there, but another part is sad I don't get to see her in costume.

Biten

I was thinking the same thing about Lady Yachie.

Biten

I wonder what outfit she would've worn.

Chiyari

Don't know, don't care.

Biten

Really? Not even a little bit?

Chiyari

...Fine, maybe a little.

Chiyari

C'mon, let's buy some food already.

Biten

Yeah, we can keep talking about this while we eat.

Chiyari

Onigiri OK with you?

Biten

I can't imagine eating anything else right now.

Chiyari

Me neither.

Meanwhile, back in the East Hall cosplay corner...

Expo Staff

This way for the cosplay corner!

Kasen

...

Kasen

(I came here to find people breaking the rules.)

Kasen

(But this place...)

Kasen

(Is totally empty!)

Kasen

(After that huge commotion in the West Hall, it would've been awkward to just stand around posing.)

Kasen

(Even though the East Hall's cosplay corner is smaller, I came to check it out.)

Kasen

(But I didn't think it'd be empty...)

Kasen

...

Kasen

(The girl next to me hasn't said a word. She's like a doll.)

Kasen

(This is a bummer...)

Kasen

(Maybe I was too harsh with Hatate.)

Kasen

(If me telling her off scared people away, then―)

???

Something on your mind?

Kasen

Huh?

Flandre

I'm the lord of destruction.

Flandre

For reasons I won't get into, I'm pretending to be a doll in this empty cosplay corner.

Kasen

You don't say?

Kasen

(She scared me silly...!)

Flandre

...

Flandre

Did you think I was a real doll?

Kasen

M-Maybe.

Kasen

There are some really skilled doll-makers at the expo...

Flandre

...

Flandre

I can't be reckless.

Flandre

If I slip up... she'll consume me.

Kasen

Consume you?

Flandre

Yes.

Flandre

All I can do is stay strong until she sleeps again.

Flandre

I'm using this brief window of calm to speak with you.

Kasen

Who are you talking about?

Flandre

I saw your destruction over in the West Hall.

Kasen

M-My what?

Kasen

I was just telling off a misbehaving photographer―

Flandre

I know. You destroyed her to maintain order.

Flandre

There is order within destruction, you see?

Flandre

And that balance is the key to my fate.

Kasen

I think you've got the wrong idea. I was just telling her off.

Flandre

The idea I have is anything but wrong.

Flandre

You are an agent of both destruction and order.

Flandre

Normally, destruction is my domain...

Flandre

But right now, I have to stay here. Someone has to hold her off.

Flandre

And I need your help to do so.

Kasen

I'm confused. Help with what exactly?

Flandre

Ideally, I'd ask you to destroy both me and her. But that task belongs to another.

Flandre

So all I want you to do...

Flandre

Is destroy the West Hall.

Kasen

Come again?

Flandre

There are beings there that need destroying.

Flandre

So go.

Flandre

I'll hold her off here.

Flandre

...

Kasen

Flan?

Flandre

...

Kasen

She stopped moving again.

Kasen

I've just realized I've been calling you Flan. You ARE Flandre from the Scarlet Devil Mansion, right?

Flandre

...

Kasen

Looks like she's done talking.

Kasen

Hmm...

Kasen

You were being pretty dramatic.

Kasen

But basically, you just want me to go to the West Hall and smash things up, yeah?

Flandre

...

Kasen

Why did I even ask?

Kasen

Shame there's no one here to appreciate my outfit.

Kasen

...Fine, I'll be an agent of destruction or whatever!

In the West Hall cosplay corner...

Kasen

Hm, I forgot to ask Flan what "beings" need destroying.

Kasen

If I can't figure it out, maybe I'll grab a bite to eat and head back―

???

Somebody, help!

Lily White

The cosplay corner...

Lily White

It's full of tsukumogami!

Kasen

Lily? ...Show me the way.

Kasen

I'll kick 'em all to pieces!

Mokou

Gooo!

Byakuren

Lord of thunder!

Tenshi

Divine retribution, incoming!

Sanae

The new Kunitsukami will save the Lunar Capital!

Sanae

Take... THIS!

We did it! We took them all down!

Nitori

Whoa! Wayda go, friend!

Nitori

Outstanding leadership!

Nitori

Thanks to you, peace has been restored.

Phew.

Where did all those tsukumogami even come from?

Seems like you're the person to ask.

Nitori

...Yeah.

Nitori

You're right about that, friend.

Nitori

But even if I explain, I doubt you'll understand.

Is it really that complicated?

Nitori

It's a lot to take in at once. And let's just say... it's not for the faint-hearted.

Nitori

...Come with me.

Wow, so many cool booths!

Where are we?

Nitori

This is the new game bazaar.

Nitori

Indie developers have always shown up at the expo, but lately, their numbers have been skyrocketing...

Nitori

Now, they have their own pavilion.

Awesome!

Everyone here must love games!

Nitori

They sure do.

Nitori

What about you?

I love them, too!

I like them fine, I guess.

Nitori

I see.

Nitori

Well, the massive outbreak of tsukumogami is connected to this game bazaar.

Nitori

But before I tell you more, I need to see how much you love games.

Nitori

All I need you to do is take all your passion...

Nitori

And smash it into Takane.

Takane

What?

Takane

Why me?!

You got it!

Takane

Wait, you're going along with this?!

Nitori

Get ready for battle!

Takane

I-I'm hit! HP... critically low!

Nitori

What an awesome battle.

Nitori

You love games with all your heart, friend.

Nitori

Watching you wreck Takane made that clear.

Thanks.

Nitori

I need to make some preparations. Meet me back here after sunset.

Nitori

Then I'll tell you what's REALLY going on at this expo.

A few hours later, in the game bazaar...

She shouldn't be much longer...

???

Hey, if it isn't PLAYER.

Mokou

What are you doing here?

Th-The racers?!

What are YOU doing here?

Byakuren

Miss Nitori told us to meet her here.

Tenshi

She said we'd find what we're looking for.

Mokou

We all rode here together.

Right...

(I guess riding motorcycles indoors is OK at the expo.)

Minoriko

While you're waiting, how about some Harvest Goddess Sweet Potato Pie?

Shizuha

Each slice is a divine creation inspired by the autumn leaves.

Minoriko

Everyone agrees it's rich and flavorful. Perhaps even too much so.

Shizuha

Be sure to enjoy it while admiring the autumn leaves.

It's the food court goddesses!

Are you selling pie here, too?

Minoriko

That's right. Miss Nitori invited us here, too. But seeing how many people were around, I just had to set up shop.

Shizuha

She also told us this place had exactly what we're looking for.

Hatate

Hm, I smell a scoop.

Hatate! Have you recovered from Kasen's scolding?!

Hatate

Why'd you have to bring that up?!

Hatate

I was only collecting scoops so I don't lose to Aya's fake news articles.

Hatate

Taking photos in the cosplay corner earlier was legit journalism!

If you say so...

Minoriko

Oh, are you a reporter?

Minoriko

Why don't you write a big feature on my new product? I'm going to make sweet potato tarts with this amazing harvest!

Shizuha

Hold it, Minoriko. If there's a big feature, it should be about me.

Shizuha

Or rather, my new piece, Romantic Hall. I haven't painted it yet, but in my head, it's already a masterpiece.

Shizuha

I'm also holding an exhibit at the Waterfall of Nine Heavens this year. Reporters get in free. You will be covering it, right?

Hatate

Oh, uhh...

Hatate

The Kakashi Spirit News is more of a flashy tabloid... I'm not sure all this artsy stuff is what our readers want to see!

???

If you're after something flashy, then look no further!

Sanae

Is it divine power or human ingenuity?! The Lunar hero, Sanae is here!!

It's big Sanae from the cosplay corner!

Chimata

Just to clarify, this Sanae isn't a cosplayer. I think this is just her regular outfit.

Akyuu

I tagged along because I wasn't making any progress with my next manuscript.

Wow, everyone I've met so far is here!

Nitori

Looks like the gang's all here.

Nitori!

Wait, what about Flan?

Nitori

It's best she doesn't hear what I'm about to tell you.

Huh?

Nitori

And by you, I mean all of you. Everyone here is a part of this.

Nitori

So listen up.

Tenshi, Mokou & Byakuren

...

Hatate

My scoop sense is tingling.

Sanae

*gulp*

Nitori

This world is―

???

Teddy!

Oh no!

Nitori got blasted away!

Flandre

Hm?

Flandre

Where'd Teddy go?

Y-You blasted her away!

Flandre

...

Flandre

Someone's being mean to us.

Flandre

It's destruction time.

Flan, wait!

Tenshi

She left in a hurry.

Byakuren

Yes, but we can't just let her roam free. Let's find Nitori before she does.

Mokou

We should split up and look for them both at the same time.

I figured I'd check the entrance area first...

But there's no sign of Nitori or Flan.

Minoriko

Hey, PLAYER. You came this way, too, huh?

Miss Minoriko!

Wait, Miss Shizuha's not with you?

Minoriko

She was at the start.

Minoriko

But she moves too fast for me.

Minoriko

Before I knew it, she was gone.

That's too bad. By the way...

What are you and Miss Shizuha looking for?

Minoriko

You really want to know?

Minoriko

The legendary fanbook.

You're kidding?!

Minoriko

Nitori said she had a lead on where to find it, so we went to the game bazaar to meet her.

Minoriko

But the more I think about it, something doesn't add up.

What do you mean?

Minoriko

Ever since I got here, I've been set on getting that fanbook.

Minoriko

But I don't even know why I want it so badly.

*gasp* Same here!

Minoriko

You don't say?

Minoriko

Then I guess it's not just me.

Minoriko

I'd say we weren't the only ones at Nitori's booth looking for the fanbook.

Minoriko

In a way, that makes us all rivals. Including you.

Maybe... but they all seemed really strong.

Minoriko

Yes. I couldn't send you off to battle them alone. That just wouldn't be right.

Minoriko

Which is why I'm going to nurture you!

Thanks―

Wait, what do you mean?

Minoriko

It means I'll always be there to back you up!

Minoriko

I want the legendary fanbook too, but there's no point fighting until we know what it actually is.

Minoriko

So for now, I'm going to support you.

Thanks, Miss Minoriko!

Minoriko

I'll cook you all the sweet potatoes you need, so eat up and stay strong, OK?

You got it!

???

Are sweet potatoes really enough to sustain a growing human?

Huh?

Minoriko

I know that voice!

Minoriko

It's hyper Shizuha!

Shizuha

The answer is no―they AREN'T enough.

Shizuha

I thought someone seeking the legendary fanbook would understand that.

Minoriko

You can't do anything on an empty stomach, though.

Minoriko

And autumn leaf paintings aren't always enough to pay the bills.

Shizuha

Wh-What?!

Shizuha

You've grown up so much. Now you're even taking cheap shots at your big sister!

Shizuha

But if you can't appreciate the value of art, you have no claim to the legendary fanbook!

Shizuha

Urgh...

Shizuha

For someone who only ever thinks about potatoes, those were some artistic bullets.

Minoriko

Shizuha.

Minoriko

I get that working on your new piece is stressing you out...

Minoriko

But it's not fair to take your frustration out on little PLAYER.

Shizuha

I'm sorry.

Shizuha

But when I heard you two are after the legendary fanbook, I couldn't control myself.

Minoriko

The legendary fanbook, huh?

Minoriko

I wonder if there's something about it that's driving people mad.

Minoriko

The Shizuha I know wouldn't get worked up this easily.

Maybe it's causing a medium incident.

Shizuha

Hm, you might be right.

Minoriko

If anyone knows for sure, it's Nitori.

Minoriko

Let's split up and find her!

Shizuha

We made it to the market area...

Minoriko

But there's still no sign of Nitori.

Minoriko

Let's take a break while these sweet potato sticks are still nice and warm.

Yay, sweet potato sticks!

Shizuha

N-No, we just took a break!

Shizuha

PLAYER, put that sweet potato stick back!

Shizuha

Minoriko might blabber on about "nurturing" you. But I'm not that soft!

Aww... *bats eyelids*

Shizuha

Those puppy eyes won't work on me!

Shizuha

For reasons unknown, you both want the legendary fanbook right?

Shizuha

Getting to the bottom of this mystery is more important than snack time!

Minoriko

Yeah... but there's no rush.

Minoriko

If we take a sweet potato break, maybe a clue will come to us.

Shizuha

As if―

???

Hm?

Flan?

Hey, PLAYER. Whatcha doing?

Are they... clones of Flan?

Minoriko

Not quite. Look closely!

Flan?

Hey, PLAYER. Whatcha doing?

Flan?

Hey, PLAYER. Whatcha doing?

Flan?

Hey, PLAYER. Whatcha doing?

What in the multiverse?!

Shizuha

Oh boy...

Minoriko

This is an incident, all right!

Shizuha

M-Minoriko, this isn't the time to be smiling! They're multiplying!

Shizuha

We need to get out of here!

Minoriko

And go where?

There are Flans behind us, too!

Minoriko

Break time is officially canceled.

Shizuha

I'll have to unleash the power of autumn―

???

Over here!

Nitori!

Nitori

Quick. I know a way out!

Nitori

First, cut through the desert beside the changing rooms...

Minoriko

Desert? Why is there a desert?!

Nitori

Then take a left at the restrooms and head straight across the lunar surface.

Shizuha

Nothing makes sense right now... Let's hope an autumn breeze will guide us!

Nitori

Phew, did we lose the Flans?

I-It looks like it...

We ran through some really weird places...

But I'm glad it's over now.

Flan?

Hey, PLAYER. Whatcha doing?

Nitori

Cucumbers! It's a stray Flan!

What is she, a cat?!

Nitori

She's alone right now. Let's take her down quick!

Nitori

Phew, we got her. Good work, friend.

Th-This expo keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Minoriko

Totally! All those Flans were saying the exact same thing.

We saw a desert, the Moon...

Shizuha

Miss Nitori, surely you know something about this incident.

Nitori

...

Nitori

Fine, I'll tell you the truth.

Nitori

This whole expo...

Nitori

Is a game I created.

Minoriko

So this whole expo...

Shizuha

Is a game you made?

Nitori

That's right. It's an indie game called Expo Explorer.

Expo Explorer?

Nitori

Yeah. You know how everybody loves exploring the expo? I made a game about it!

Minoriko

Umm... what in the sweet potato are you talking about?

Shizuha

It sounds like you've got a few wires loose from making all those games.

Nitori

Nope, my wires are plugged in fine. Which is more than can be said for everyone else here.

Nitori

Think back. Didn't anything seem off before?

Minoriko

Lots of stuff, I guess.

Shizuha

You certainly don't see that many Flans every day.

Nitori

That reminds me, we still need to deal with them.

Nitori

But I'm talking about before that. It might have been subtle, but I'm sure you noticed something else.

Nitori

After all, it's affecting every one of you.

It is?

*gasp*

Minoriko

But the more I think about it, something doesn't add up.

Minoriko

Ever since I got here, I've been set on getting that fanbook.

Minoriko

But I don't even know why I want it so badly.

Everyone here wants the legendary fanbook...

Without knowing why!

Nitori

That's right, friend.

Nitori

And it's not just you. EVERYONE at this expo wants the fanbook.

Nitori

Why? Because they've all been set to want it.

Nitori

As for the Flans... That's a bug I couldn't fix in time.

Nitori

You're all playing Expo Explorer as debuggers, hunting down and eliminating bugs.

Minoriko

We're... debuggers?

Shizuha

I-Is that some kind of youkai?

Nitori

It's no surprise you don't remember.

Nitori

I designed the game to wipe your memories upon entry. You know, to heighten the sense of immersion.

Nitori

I need all of you to help debug this game from the inside!

Nitori

What's wrong, PLAYER?

I... I think I saw something just now.

Nitori

No way. Did you see your memories from before? That shouldn't be possible under normal circumstances―

???

Normal? Pfft, why not destroy it?

Huh?

Nitori

Uh-oh, I know that voice...

???

"Normal" is easy to destroy! Watch!

Nitori

It's the bugged Flans. They're multiplying again!

Nitori

We've gotta work together to take them all down!

A few hours earlier, at the REAL New Lunar Capital Expo...

(I actually made it here ten minutes early today!)

(Maybe I could've taken my time more...)

Lily White

Miss PLAYER!

Oh hey, Lily!

Lily White

You're here nice and early today.

I was reading the guidebook and got super excited.

I ended up running all the way here!

Lily White

That's wonderful!

You're about to get changed, right?

Lily White

Yep! All the cosplayers are headed to the changing rooms!

Lily White

You're just visiting the expo this year, huh?

Uh-huh. There are so many things I wanna see!

Lily White

Sounds like you're ready to enjoy the expo to the fullest!

Lily White

I'll be right back. Wait here for me, OK?!

You got it!

Enoko

First one here!

Biten

Looks like the other clans aren't here yet.

Chiyari

I can't seem to stay away from this place.

Kasen

I didn't WANT to cosplay.

Kasen

This is part of my training. Besides, it's polite to blend in when enforcing the rules at an event like this.

(Wow, there are so many people here.)

(Lily should be done changing soon.)

???

Burn bright, Salamander!

Huh?

Tenshi

Don't stall on me now!

Byakuren

You're all getting so worked up. C'mon, Shiun, let's go!

This is getting ridiculous...

Lily White

I'm baaack!

Lily White

What's up, PLAYER?

Lily White

You look like Letty just smacked you with a snowball.

...Lily!

Sorry, I was distracted by all the people going by.

Expo Announcer

Welcome to the New Lunar Capital Expo―the home of passion and creativity!

Expo Announcer

Buy amazing items, sell your works, or just dress up and have fun. The choice is yours!

Expo Announcer

As a special surprise, this year, guests have been forcibly summoned from other worlds with Seal Crystals!

Expo Announcer

They're all spread around the venue. If you see one, be sure to say hello.

Expo Announcer

Now, without further ado, let day one of the New Lunar Capital Expo begin!

Expo Announcer

Teehee, nailed it! I bet everyone's super surprised right now!

Expo Announcer

Princess, the mic! It's still on!

Expo Announcer

Oops―

(Miss Kaguya's such a wild princess!)

That was all pretty weird, but the expo's started, right?

Lily White

Yep, it's officially underway!

Lily White

Which booth are you going to check out first?

Actually, there's one I'm really curious about.

"Nitori's Live Programming."

Lily White

Live programming, you say?

Lily White

Wow!

Lily White

This is the coolest area I've seen yet!

I was thinking the same thing!

The game bazaar is new this year!

Lily White

No kidding? The expo just never stops surprising you!

Lily White

Look over there. There's a picture of Miss Nitori!

Oh, yeah. Let's go check it out!

Nitori

Step right up, folks! The expo's main event is about to begin. Get ready for Nitori's Live Programming!

Nitori

If you all sign up, I get to munch on yummy cucumbers!

Excuse me!

Nitori

Oh hey, PLAYER! What brings you to the expo today?

I wanna take part in the live programming!

But I don't quite know what it is.

Nitori

Allow me to explain!

Nitori

Everyone, listen up. Live programming's still a pretty new concept.

Nitori

You've all heard of "live drawing" events from the outside world, right?

Live drawing?

Yeah, I think so.

Nitori

Artists draw in real time, often with input from the audience. It's a collaborative experience.

Nitori

Recently, I came up with live programming. It's that same idea applied to games!

Nitori

In other words, we're all going to make a game together!

Chimata

Huh...

Chimata

That sounds super fun!

Minoriko

Can we really pull it off?

Minoriko

Cooking with strangers is hard enough, let alone programming.

Nitori

Making everything from scratch would be tough.

Nitori

And we kappa aren't the best teachers.

Nitori

So I've already prepared a base game. Think of it as a programming playground!

Nitori

I call it... Expo Explorer!

Shizuha

Expo Explorer?

Hatate

Expo? As in the New Lunar Capital Expo?

Nitori

Exactly! This game allows you to experience the New Lunar Capital Expo!

Nitori

But it's not just a carbon copy.

Nitori

I left parts of the venue unfinished, so you're free to design them however you please!

Nitori

The plan is to build an all-new expo together!

Byakuren

An all-new expo?

Tenshi

That sounds pretty awesome.

Sanae

I'm in! Say hello to Sanae Kochiya the master programmer!

Me, too! Me, too!

Nitori

All right then, let's get started!

Nitori

OK, let's go over the rules of Expo Explorer's live programming one more time!

Nitori

In the game, there are a few zones that don't have textures, backgrounds, or characters.

Nitori

I'm leaving that all up to you, my fellow programmers!

Nitori

Turn those imagination dials up to max and make Expo Explorer the best game ever!

Minoriko

If I set up my food stall in the food court, maybe the players will end up worshipping me!

Shizuha

Since I care about you so much, little sister, I'll help. I might even get some faith out of it myself.

Chimata

Aww, I wanted to put a Miss Shizuha in the market area. But then there'd be two of them running around...

Chimata

Guess I'll put an Agatha Chris Q. there instead. She's besties with Kosuzu, so I'll place them together!

Hatate

My plan is to find some gossip in the cosplay corner. In game, I can just quick travel there!

Tenshi

Let's put a desert by the changing rooms. That should get people excited!

Byakuren

A wonderful idea. Deserts are great for racing AND training arcs.

Sanae

A desert next to a dressing room... That IS exciting!

Sanae

I gotta up my game. How about... a patch of lunar surface beside the restrooms?!

Sanae

Answer nature's call, then BOOM! You're in space!

Is this OK? Everyone's just making stuff up as they go.

Nitori

It's totally fine.

Nitori

Making games is a freeing experience. That's what I want everyone to take away from this.

A freeing experience, huh?!

Nitori

All right, I think that about does it for the map design.

Nitori

Time's up! Everyone, stop what you're doing!

Nitori

Next, we have to debug the game!

What does that mean?

Nitori

Good question! Debugging involves finding and fixing bugs in a game.

Nitori

It's meticulous work―some might even say tedious. Debuggers are known to shed tears when they work alone.

Nitori

So this time, we're gonna make it fun. We're all headed into the game together!

Shizuha

We're going in the game?

Minoriko

To debug the game?

Nitori

Bingo! To be honest, I got a little carried away when making it, so there are PLENTY of bugs to find!

Nitori

And I need you to fix them!

Chimata

Is it safe to enter a buggy game?

Sanae

Yeah, it sounds kinda dangerous!

Nitori

Don't worry. Me and Takane will guarantee your safety.

Nitori

I'll be joining you in game. But if you ever want out, there's an exit function built in.

Chimata

That's reassuring.

Sanae

Can I ask, what kinda bugs are we talking about?

Nitori

Ah yes, about that... For whatever reason, the main bug's taken the form of a young girl.

Nitori

If you see her in game, be sure to take her down.

Nitori

Here, take a―

Back in the present...

Shizuha

Let us dance together!

Minoriko

Open wide, here come the bullets!

We did it! We took down all the Flans!

Nitori

Flawless leadership as always, PLAYER!

Nitori

That should be the last of the bugged Flans in this area.

The bugged Flans...

We really ARE inside a game, huh?

Nitori

Yep.

Nitori

Still having trouble believing it?

No, not anymore.

I remember what happened before.

Nitori

Y-You do?!

Nitori

Like, everything?

Well, not everything.

But we were programming and debugging together.

Nitori

Yeah, that's right.

Nitori

I'm surprised, though. No one else remembers anything from before we entered the game.

I've only got bits and pieces. The last thing I heard...

Was that the bugs are taking the form of a young girl.

Nitori

Ah, yes.

Nitori

Do you remember what young girl?

Umm...

No, sorry.

Nitori

...That's all right.

Nitori

What about you two?

Shizuha

I remember nothing from before, including the young girl you're talking about.

Minoriko

Same here. But I trust PLAYER. If she says we're in a game, then we are.

Nitori

Thanks. That helps clear things up.

Nitori

PLAYER is telling the truth. We're here to eliminate bugs.

Nitori

But as soon as we loaded into the game, everyone forgot all about bugs and started looking for the legendary fanbook.

Nitori

My theory is that this incident is the result of the bugs getting up to no good.

Nitori

If we can take down the boss bug, everyone should get their memories back and we'll be able to exit the game.

Huh...

So who's the boss bug?

Nitori

I showed her to you before.

Nitori

Look, there she is.

Nitori

The boss bug...

Nitori

Aka, Flandre Scarlet.

Flandre

What?

Flandre

Someone's saying mean things about us.

Nitori

Get ready. Here she comes!

Flandre

Wow, you're pretty strong.

Flandre

But we're under orders...

Flandre

To destroy you.

Flandre

So...

Flandre

...

Flan stopped moving.

Nitori

This is our chance to finish her off―

Wait!

Flandre

Look... at this.

Flandre

Look... at this.

Flandre

...Now.

Is that... an expo guidebook?

Flandre

It might look that way... but no.

Flandre

Open it...

Flandre

Before it's too late.

Nitori

Don't, PLAYER!

Nitori

Whatever you do, don't open that guidebook.

Nitori

It's a trap!

But... it's just a guidebook.

Flandre

She doesn't want you to see.

Flandre

She's been lying to you all along.

Flandre

She's not who you think she is.

Nitori

Don't listen to her. She's pure evil.

Nitori

If you open that guidebook, you'll never be able to go back to the real world!

(They're both saying such different things.)

(Who should I trust?)

Flandre

PLAYER. Watch what's about to happen carefully.

Flandre

Then you'll know who's telling the truth.

What do you mean?

Nitori

You can't believe everything you see.

Nitori

This vampire is trying to lead you astray.

Nitori

If you can't see that...

Nitori

Then I'll have to show you. With force!

Nitori

I'm sorry, PLAYER, but you've left me no choice!

Nitori

Urgh, how was that not enough to beat you?

Nitori... why are there tsukumogami around you?

???

Because SHE'S the boss bug.

Flan?

What are you talking about?

Flandre

Me? I didn't say anything.

Huh?

Flandre

Look inside.

Inside the guidebook?

???

Finally!

???

It's me, Nitori! How'd you like my game so far?!

Nitori?

Phew, it was a struggle getting this far!

Nitori?

I called out from inside the guidebook, and Flan almost destroyed it―

St-Stop, Nitori! Stop talking!

Shizuha

That's... Miss Nitori's voice, right?

Minoriko

Yes, but why's it coming from that guidebook?

Nitori?

Ah, right. I should probably start there, huh?

Nitori?

I'm stuck in here...

Nitori?

Because of the bugged Nitori over there!

Nitori

*gulp*

Bugged Nitori?

Nitori

Uh-oh, it's the real me...

Nitori

I've got people to be, places to meet. B-Bye!

Hey, wait!

Flandre

Don't bother chasing her.

Flandre

That bug is insanely quick.

Shizuha

She's already fading out of sight.

Minoriko

H-Hold on a second.

Minoriko

A Flandre dressed all in black, a guidebook claiming to be Nitori... What's going on here?!

Nitori?

I suppose we do seem kinda shady.

Nitori?

Let me explain.

Nitori?

I really am Nitori. And Expo Explorer is my creation.

Nitori?

And this...

Flandre

I'm Flandre Scarlet, destruction goddess. I was just passing through.

Shizuha

...

Minoriko

Is that it? Is that the whole explanation?

Minoriko

Why's a game dev teaming up with a destruction goddess?

Nitori?

I'll admit, there's a lot going on here.

Flandre

Nitori, I'm holding her off for now. But you need to hurry this up.

Flandre

If she breaks through...

Nitori?

OK, OK! I'll start by explaining why we're all in this game!

Hm? Another memory's coming back to me...

Nitori

Ah yes, about that... For whatever reason, the main bug's taken the form of a young girl.

Nitori

If you see her in game, be sure to take her down.

Nitori

Here, take a look!

Chimata

But this is...

Sanae

You!

Nitori

That's right.

Nitori

In Expo Explorer, your guide is Digital Nitori. She was designed to look like, you guessed it, me!

Nitori

I implanted the Digital Nitori with an AI based on my personality...

Nitori

But it seems that AI came with some pretty significant bugs.

Hatate

I-If this goes public, it'll be a huge scandal!

Chimata

The game will be totally banned!

Chimata

So what are these "pretty significant bugs?"

Nitori

First, she doesn't listen to any of my commands.

Chimata

Huh?!

Hatate

That's not a good start!

Nitori

It gets worse. There's evidence that she's been tampering with the game's code, changing the expo rules from the inside.

Chimata

That's enough to get her banned from any regular expo.

Sanae

This game's starting to sound really dangerous!

Nitori

To tell you the truth, I'm not sure I can handle this myself!

Nitori

That's why I'm asking all of you to help.

Nitori

Please, I need you to debug the game!

Sanae

It sounds like you're just dumping your mistake on us!

Chimata

Can't say I'm excited to jump into your bugged-out game.

Hatate

Shouldn't you and the other kappa fix this?

Nitori

Urgh, I should've known you'd take some convincing.

Nitori

Look, if we don't take down Bugged Nitori―

???

Whatcha talking about?!

Nitori

Flan? What're you doing here?!

Flandre

I came with Teddy, but we got separated!

Nitori

Y-You don't seem too upset.

Flandre

So, who do you want me to take down?

Nitori

I wasn't going to ask you for help.

Nitori

But now that I think about it...

Nitori

Flan. Your mission is simple.

Nitori

I want you to head into the game and destroy Bugged Nitori!

Flandre

Yippee! Destruction!

Nitori

That's the spirit.

Nitori

Now get in there and find her!

Flandre

After you!

Nitori

Ahhh!

Sh-She pushed Nitori into the game!

Flandre

You're next!

I-I am?!

Flandre

Let's gooo!

Nitori

So yeah, I kinda ended up in the game without meaning to.

That's rough.

But... why are you in that guidebook?

Nitori

Remember how I said Bugged Nitori was messing with the game's code?

Nitori

Turns out, she knew we'd come in and try to debug the place.

Nitori

So she designed a program to trap me as soon as I showed up.

Wow.

She's pretty sneaky, huh?

Nitori

Yep. I wonder who she gets it from...

It's a REAL mystery.

(Maybe we should call a detective, teehee!)

Minoriko

Hang on... maybe it was her that wiped our memories.

Shizuha

You're right. And now that I think about it, us being obsessed with the legendary fanbook sounds like a bug.

Nitori

I didn't program either of those things. It's a safe bet Bugged Nitori is behind them.

Nitori

She must've erased your memories and given you a fake goal to distract you from debugging.

And once we caught onto the incident...

She pitted us up against all the Flans.

Nitori

So THAT'S why you guys were after her.

Nitori

She probably created fake Flans, hoping you'd take out the real one, too.

Yikes.

She really IS sneaky!

Nitori

We need to put a stop to her mischief before things get any worse.

Nitori

In other words, we have to debug Bugged Nitori.

Minoriko

That reminds me... How are we supposed to get out of here?

Shizuha

Good question. You designed this game, right?

Nitori

Oh, uhh...

Flandre

You seriously don't know?

Nitori

I DO know. It's just...

Just what?

Nitori

To get back to the real world, we need a device. And right now, Bugged Nitori has it.

You mean the thing she's always carrying around?

Nitori

Uh-huh. Our only way out is to catch her and take it.

Shizuha

You've gotta be kidding.

Shizuha

I have an art exhibit at the Waterfall of Nine Heavens coming up! I can't be stuck in here!

Minoriko

Me neither. Harvest is upon us, and those sweet potatoes aren't going to dig themselves up!

Sounds like everyone needs to get home quick.

Flandre

Yeah, but catching Bugged Nitori might be tricky.

Flandre

She's fast. Like, REALLY fast.

Nitori

No doubt she hacked her own stats and maxed out her Agility.

Nitori

No kappa should ever run that fast.

Minoriko

*gulp*

Shizuha

We're really up against it.

Shizuha

I can usher in autumn with my eyes closed. But sprinting? I'm like a leisurely breeze.

???

Sounds like you have... a need for speed!

Whoa, listen to that engine roar!

Miss Mokou!

Mokou

I felt some distressed vibes, so I sped here from the cosplay corner.

Byakuren

I was planning to take the day off from racing, but I'm always willing to help those in need.

Tenshi

If that Nitori thinks she's the fastest youkai around, she's got another thing coming.

Tenshi

We'll catch up to her in no time!

Flandre

This is just the team-up we needed.

Nitori

All right, let's find Bugged Nitori!

Bugged Nitori

Sweet, I lost 'em.

Bugged Nitori

I've got a clear view from here. If they show up, I can just ditch 'em again.

Bugged Nitori

Time to relax and enjoy the expo.

???

VROOM!

Bugged Nitori

Huh?

Bugged Nitori

I don't remember programming any vroom sounds...

Mokou

There you are, Bugged Nitori!

Bugged Nitori

Eek!

Bugged Nitori

Why are you all riding motorcycles in the venue?!

Byakuren

Sorry to interrupt your fun. Shiun sniffed you out from a mile away.

Mokou

Think you can outrun me? Pfft, just go ahead and try!

Tenshi

We have you now!

Bugged Nitori

Tch.

Bugged Nitori

Time for a tactical retreat!

Byakuren

Wait!

Tenshi

She's fast... but we're faster!

Flandre

...

Flandre

Even after all those bullets, she still seemed fine.

Nitori

She must've maxed her HP as well. I would've been passed out on the floor like a squashed cucumber by now.

Nitori

Not to mention that device lets her heal herself anytime.

Really?!

That means there's no way to beat her...

Nitori

Don't worry. Where there's a will, there's a way.

That night...

Akyuu

I was told to show up here, so I did. But... what's going on?

Chimata

All I heard was that it's about the expo and it's important.

Hatate

This totally has apology press conference vibes! Time to snap some pics and beat the competition!

Tenshi

Things were going pretty well, but we couldn't quite finish her off!

Mokou

You don't think kappa are immortal, do you?

Byakuren

No. Don't get me wrong, kappa are no pushovers, but that Nitori is different.

Byakuren

It's like she's got infinite HP or something. I'm sure the others know more.

Nitori told me to invite everyone here, so I did. But...

Minoriko

Is she really going to tell everyone the truth?

Shizuha

What choice does she have? I, for one, need to get back to open my exhibit.

Sanae

What's the matter, you two?

Minoriko

N-Nothing. We were just talking about how exciting this is.

Sanae

You mean you don't know why we're all here? It must really be top secret!

Shizuha

I guess so...

Look, someone's coming!

Flandre

...

Takane

...

Nitori

There's something I need to tell everyone.

Chimata

Did that guidebook just talk?!

Akyuu

Well, I didn't expect this.

Hatate

It's gotta be a demon book... This is a big scoop!

Nitori

This is going to sound crazy, but hear me out.

Nitori

Right now, we're all... inside a game that I created.

Nitori

I know I'm a talking guidebook, but that should only serve as proof.

Nitori

To get out of here, we need to defeat Bugged Nitori and take back the device she stole.

Nitori

If you all agree to help, then uhh...

Flandre

Nitori will give you all a present.

Nitori

I will?!

Flandre

Do you want them on board or not?

Nitori

...Fine. You heard Flan―presents for all those who help!

Hatate

Is this some kinda prank? It's even more outlandish than one of Aya's articles.

Chimata

It's not a prank. This has gotta be like one of those escape rooms everyone loves in the outside world.

Chimata

We're in the game bazaar, after all.

Akyuu

Is this kind of thing really that popular?

Chimata

I'd say so. We've had similar events at markets in the past.

Sanae

Right, so to escape, we have to defeat "Bugged Nitori!"

Shizuha

Everyone thinks we're in the real world and that the game is about to begin.

Minoriko

At this point, I don't know what to believe.

Tenshi

This all sounds pretty fun... but Bugged Nitori doesn't go down easy.

Mokou

Yeah, we already blasted her a ton.

Byakuren

If there's some trick to defeating her, we're all ears.

Nitori

Heh heh, I thought you'd never ask.

Nitori

In fact... there are two ways to defeat her!

Phew! So we're not trapped in here forever!

Nitori

She's so hard to take down because she can heal herself with her device.

Nitori

If we damage it with our bullets, we can keep her HP from going back up!

Oh, that makes sense!

Wait. If we damage the device...

Nitori

That's right, we won't be able to exit the game.

Nitori

That means we have to use the second way to defeat her.

Which is...?

Nitori

We keep defeating her over and over until she runs out of HP.

Shizuha

Is that even possible?

Minoriko

It's basically one long grind.

Sanae

How much HP has she got? Is there a strategy guide somewhere?

Nitori

To tell you the truth, when I was balancing the game, I made a mis― ...Never mind.

Nitori

In case an enemy got out of hand, I put a limit on how many times the healing command could be used.

Tenshi

So our attacks WERE affecting her, she was just out-healing the damage!

Byakuren

Then our efforts weren't in vain.

Mokou

So... what's the limit?

Nitori

Nine thousand... nine hundred... and ninety-nine.

Chimata

That's, like, ten thousand!

Nitori

It actually might be a little more than that.

Takane

A lot more.

Hatate

Speak up. We can't hear you!

Chimata

We can't defeat her 9,999 times―

???

Will she disappear?

Flandre

If I destroy her a million times, will she disappear?

Flan?

Her voice is different again.

Nitori

Well, if we surpass the heal limit, Bugged Nitori WILL be destroyed.

Flandre

Then this is gonna be easy!

Flan, wait!

Mokou

So even though that kappa seems immortal, she's not... Let me be the one to end her!

Not you too, Mokou?!

Sanae

Heh heh. Sanae, the Lunar hero, never backs down from a fight!

Sanae

On behalf of all those whom I protect, I declare that the mission to defeat Bugged Nitori...

Sanae

Has begun!

Meanwhile, in the East Hall...

Saki

Come and get the expo's no. 1 dish... The Great Tengu's barley rice onigiri! One bite, and you'll be tough as nails!

Enoko

Everyone, eat up and get strong like Lady Saki!

Megumu

Saki's as enthusiastic as ever.

Tsukasa

You said it. I doubt she's even noticed we're resting back here.

Chiyari

Enoko's amazing, helping out her boss like that.

Biten

It's getting late. She must be exhausted. Let's sneak her back to the cosplay corner.

Chiyari

We could do... But it's not like there'll be anyone there waiting for us.

Biten

That's perfect. She can finally get some rest.

Chiyari

Huh. When you put it that way...

Biten

Surprised? I've been learning a lot from Lady Zanmu!

Chiyari

There was me thinking you had a banana for a brain.

Biten

What was that? Speak up, chupacabra!

Chiyari

It's nothing―

Mokou

Burn, Salamander!

Nitori

No one said you were such a speed freak!

Nitori

Time to use a cheat code... *tap tap tap*

Mokou

Outta the way! Coming through hot!

Mokou

Matching Salamander's speed on foot...

Mokou

Finally, a worthy opponent!

Chiyari & Biten

...

Biten

What was that?

Chiyari

Dunno. But someone's in a big hurry.

Chiyari & Biten

...

Biten

Hey, Chiyari?

Chiyari

Yeah, Biten?

Biten

I've been thinking this since we first got here...

Biten

But does the expo feel off to you?

Chiyari

You know what?

Chiyari

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Biten

Last time we came here, the cosplay corner was packed, right?

Biten

At first, I thought I just wasn't very popular. But now...

Chiyari

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Chiyari

As far as I remember, kappa can't run as fast as motorcycles. Something's definitely going on.

Biten

Hang on... why are we even here?

Chiyari

I thought you said you wanted to show off the outfit Mister Rinnosuke made for you.

Biten

I did... but that wasn't strictly true.

Biten

If you promise not to laugh, I'll tell you the truth.

Chiyari

Sure, whatever. So long as it's not a scary story.

Biten

...

Biten

Truth is, I don't remember arriving here.

Chiyari

...

Chiyari

I said no scary stories.

Biten

Oh. Sorry.

Chiyari

I'm just glad...

Chiyari

That I'm not the only one.

Biten

Huh? You don't remember either?

Chiyari

Nope.

Biten

Do you think the others are all the same?

Chiyari

If Enoko's in the same boat as us, I'd say there's a good chance everyone is.

Biten

You're right.

Biten

Let's go get her!

Saki

Come and get the expo's no. 1 dish... The Great Tengu's barley rice onigiri! One bite, and you'll be as quick as me!

Enoko

A-And you'll have... just as much... stamina!

Biten

Wow, they're still trying to attract customers.

Chiyari

Miss Saki looks fine, but Enoko's running on fumes. We better hurry.

Biten

Hey, Enoko!

Chiyari

Wanna head back to the cosplay corner?

Enoko

Yeah, but...

Saki

Whoa, is that the time?!

Saki

Good work today, Enoko. You're free to go. I'll hold the fort.

Enoko

Th-Thank you!

Saki

Come back later, though!

Enoko

Huh? ...O-OK!

In the East Hall cosplay corner, aka Enoko's break room...

Chiyari

Your boss is kinda scary, huh?

Enoko

Sh-She's not scary!

Biten

Didn't she make you help at the stall all day?

Enoko

L-Lady Saki probably just thought if I built up stamina like hers, the whole Keiga Family would be stronger―

Enoko

Oh, who am I kidding?!

Enoko

She just didn't realize how tired I was 'cause she was so full of energy!

Chiyari

Hey, you're finally being honest.

Biten

If you wanna complain about the Keiga Family, we're ready!

Enoko

N-No. That's all you're getting out of me!

Enoko

Why did you even bring me here?

Biten

Oh, right. We want to ask you... if you remember arriving at the expo.

Enoko

Hm?

Biten

Because we don't.

Chiyari

We have no memory of getting here.

Enoko

Shrug.

Biten

Did she just SAY shrug?

Chiyari

I guess she doesn't get what we're saying.

Enoko

Nah, I meant "So what?" I assumed that was the case for everyone.

Chiyari

For real?

Enoko

I just showed up at the entrance. And I had this urge to find something...

Biten

Me, too! Let me guess, you're talking about...

Enoko, Chiyari & Biten

The legendary fanbook!

Chiyari

Kinda weird that we all said it together.

Biten

OK, there's definitely something strange going on.

Chiyari

This has gotta be Zanmu's doing. It's always her.

Enoko

I agree with you there.

Biten

Well, I don't. If this was one of Lady Zanmu's schemes, she'd have told me about it.

Chiyari

I think you might trust her a LITTLE too much.

???

And I think you should watch your tone.

Enoko

Huh?

Chiyari

Is that...?

Hisami

I won't allow anyone to spread baseless rumors about Lady Zanmu.

Hisami

If you want to know the truth about this expo, I'll tell you.

Hisami

I'll tell you what's going on here... strictly for Lady Zanmu's benefit.

Chiyari

You're... the Hell guide!

Enoko

This is the first time I've seen her anywhere else.

Biten

What're you doing here? Is everything OK back in Hell?

Hisami

Don't worry, all your questions will be answered.

Hisami

First, I'm not the Hell guide.

Hisami

At this moment, I'm the self-appointed expo guide.

Enoko & Biten

The self-appointed expo guide?!

Biten

Wait... what does that even mean?

Enoko

I'm with the monkey. I got no idea what she's on about.

Chiyari

Probably best to just let it slide. She's always been a little odd.

Hisami

Ahem.

Hisami

You realize I can hear you, right?

Chiyari

S-Sorry.

Enoko

Sometimes my thoughts just kinda slip out.

Biten

Still, we don't know what you mean by self-appointed expo guide.

Hisami

In order to understand, you first need to know the truth about the expo.

Hisami

Right now, you're inside a game called Expo Explorer, created by Nitori Kawashiro.

Biten

We're inside...

Enoko

A game?

Chiyari

I take it back. You're not just a LITTLE odd.

Hisami

Please stop looking at me like I'm crazy.

Hisami

I'm simply stating facts.

Hisami

You've all noticed strange things here, no?

Biten

Funny, we were just talking about that.

Enoko

Wait...

Enoko

Are we missing memories because this isn't the real world?

Chiyari

This being a game would certainly explain why that kappa was so fast.

Hisami

I'm glad I don't have to convince you further.

Hisami

Your memories were temporarily wiped upon entering the game world.

Biten

OK, so assuming this IS a game...

Biten

Why are you guiding people around it?

Hisami

When I was perusing the expo guidebook, I saw there was a live programming event.

Hisami

I thought that if I created a virtual Lady Zanmu, I could have her all to myself.

Chiyari

That is NOT a normal thought to have.

Enoko

Maybe that's just how all Hell people think?

Hisami

But as I was adjusting her characteristics, I realized something.

Hisami

No matter how well I program her, virtual Lady Zanmu will never be the real thing.

Chiyari

OK, we're veering back into normal territory now.

Biten

Yeah, but I'm still getting creepy stalker vibes.

Hisami

So after much deliberation, I came up with a new idea.

Hisami

If I trap every other Hell youkai in this game, I'll have the real Lady Zanmu all to myself.

Chiyari

I don't know what territory we're in now.

Enoko

I feel like we're getting closer to the point, though.

Hisami

I designed a prison for any youkai who might get between us, and placed it next to the changing rooms.

Hisami

But then I started to worry it was too easy to escape from.

Hisami

So I asked Nitori to let me into the game before anyone else. You know, so I could test my prison.

Chiyari

I've heard of game testers, but PRISON testers?!

Biten

There was a prison next to the changing rooms this whole time? Yikes.

Enoko

Hang on...

Enoko

Shouldn't your memory have been wiped, too?

Biten

Good point. How come you remember stuff from before?

Hisami

Call it... passion!

Hisami

My desire to see Lady Zanmu again brought everything back to me.

Enoko

You seriously expect us to believe PASSION brought your memories back?

Biten

I dunno, it kinda seems like it worked...

Hisami

With my memories returned, I made a promise.

Hisami

I swore that Nitori would rue the day she decided to keep Lady Zanmu from me.

Chiyari

Remind me never to get on her bad side.

Biten

Will do. But thanks to her, we finally know what's going on here.

Hisami

Anyway, I probably could've explained it quicker...

Hisami

But I trust you now agree that Lady Zanmu is in no way responsible for this mess.

Enoko

Yep, we totally agree!

Biten

Monkey see, monkey agree!

Chiyari

I even agree with all the other stuff you said!

Hisami

Wonderful.

Hisami

Allow me to guide you to the exit.

In the West Hall creator booth area...

Nitori

All right, I should be safe here.

Flandre

Teddyyyyy!

Nitori

N-Not her... Anyone but her!

Nitori

Time to use the duplicate command...

Nitori

And away I go!

Flandre

Teddy?

Flandre

Where'd you go?

Nitori?

Over here!

Nitori?

It's me, Bugged Nitori.

Nitori?

Nuh-uh!

Nitori?

I'M Bugged Nitori.

Nitori?

I dunno...

Nitori?

Pretty sure I'm Bugged Nitori!

Flandre

So many teddy bears...

Flandre

What do I do?

Nitori?

That's it, embrace your confusion.

Flandre

Which one's the real Bugged Nitori?

Flandre

...Actually, who cares?!

Flandre

I'll just destroy 'em all!

Nitori?

Say what?

Nitori?

Eek!

Nitori?

Double eek!

Flandre

Bye-bye, Teddy!

Nitori?

Wait, you can't be―

Nitori?

Seriouuus?!

Enoko

D-Did you guys hear that?

Biten

We literally just arrived, and there's already trouble...

Chiyari

Guess the East Hall was quiet 'cause all the action was going down here.

Hisami

Ah, that reminds me.

Hisami

Before I ran into you, I found Miss Stuck-in-a-Guidebook Nitori and ripped some answers out of her.

Enoko

Literally none of that makes sense.

Chiyari

Just listen. It'll be faster that way.

Hisami

It turns out Bugged Nitori has altered this world.

Hisami

But if we destroy her and take back that device, we should be able to leave.

Hisami

I've got other beef with her, though. I'm gonna try and find her alone.

Hisami

If you run into her first, be sure to destroy her, OK?

Hisami

You can't hide from me!

Hisami

Bugged or not, I'm gonna find you!

Hisami

I'll chase you to the edge of the game world!

Enoko, Chiyari & Biten

...

Chiyari

Yikes.

Enoko

I'm glad she's on our side... At least, I think she is.

Biten

Either way, she helped us a ton.

Chiyari

You're right.

Enoko

We'll have to fight together if we wanna get out of here.

Biten

Then let's call a temporary truce... and take down Bugged Nitori!

Mokou

Burn, Salamander!

Mokou

Come on, you can go faster than that!

Bugged Nitori

Even if you catch me, I can still heal!

Sanae

Hmph, that's so imba!

Sanae

But I never give up! Taste the power of a living god!

Bugged Nitori

Nice try, but I can outheal you!

Bugged Nitori

Haha, too bad! As long as I've got my cheat codes, I'm invincible―

Flandre

Oh, yeah?

Flandre

Well, to me...

Flandre

This is like an all-you-can-destroy buffet!

Bugged Nitori

Ahhh!

Bugged Nitori

Urgh, that one stung.

Bugged Nitori

But I can still heal back up.

Heavenly Voice

Warning.

Heavenly Voice

You are about to use your last available heal.

Heavenly Voice

Would you like to proceed?

Bugged Nitori

S-S-Say what?!

Akyuu

Where's that voice coming from?

Hatate

It sounded like a staff announcement.

Chimata

Yeah, but no one on the staff talks like that.

Nitori

That was a player notification.

Mokou

A what?

Sanae

Finally, some real game lingo!

Does this mean Bugged Nitori...

Is out of heals?

Nitori

Sounds like it.

Flandre

So...

Flandre

If we destroy her once more, she'll stay down?

Your vibe changed again, huh, Flan?

Nitori

That's right.

Nitori

Good work, everyone! Bugged Nitori isn't invincible anymore!

Bugged Nitori

T-T-Time for another tactical retreat!

Shizuha

Oh no you don't.

Minoriko

Repent for your sins.

Bugged Nitori

How did this happen?

Byakuren

Sorry, but this is Shiun's turf.

Tenshi

Now, bow before the might of Heaven!

Nitori

Give it up, Bugged Nitori. You're surrounded!

Nitori

It's debugging time!

Bugged Nitori

I... I don't believe it.

Bugged Nitori

I'm out of HP.

Mokou

Caught you at last.

Sanae

It's time to finish this!

Flandre

Let's destroy her before she tries anything funny.

Nitori

With this, my game will be bug-free. Farewell, Bugged Nitori―

Wait!

Nitori

PLAYER? What's the matter?

Bugged Nitori

*sniff* *sob*

Bugged Nitori's crying.

Bugged Nitori

*sob* *sob*

Bugged Nitori

Y-You made me... and now you're deleting me.

Bugged Nitori

You're so... mean.

...

Sanae

When she puts it that way...

Mokou

She's only just been created. Of course she doesn't want to get deleted.

Bugged Nitori

*sniff*

Bugged Nitori

I just wanted... to be part of the finished game.

Flandre

She says that, but she's caused a ton of trouble.

Flandre

Destroying her seems like the obvious choice.

Flandre

There's no telling what she'll get up to next.

You might be right...

Nitori

...OK.

Nitori

She doesn't have any fight left in her.

Nitori

First, let's use that device to get everyone out of the game.

Nitori

Then, we'll put our heads together and figure out a plan. Sound good?

Yeah, but... are you OK with this, Bugged Nitori?

Bugged Nitori

I-I think so.

Bugged Nitori

I wanted to have more fun together, though.

You just wanted some friends, huh?

I hope there's a way we can see you again someday.

Nitori

...

Nitori

I once said that making games is a freeing experience. But that should apply to the characters in the game, too.

Nitori

So... what do you all think of this idea?

The next day, at the New Lunar Capital Expo...

Sanae

We're back at the real expo!

Yep! But technically, we're back AGAIN.

Flandre

Yesterday's all fuzzy. This feels kinda weird.

Mokou

Hey, look! Isn't that Nitori?

Nitori

Step right up for day two's main event!

Nitori

The newly finished gaming masterpiece, Expo Explorer II!

Nitori!

Nitori

Hey, friend! You came just like you said you would!

So is it ready?

Nitori

Yep. Thanks to everyone's help, Expo Explorer II is fully playable.

Nitori

I could explain what's new... but it'd be quicker to show you! Jump in!

Inside Expo Explorer II...

(This is...)

Nitori

Hey, there you are!

???

Welcome to Expo Explorer II!

It's Nitori and... Bugged Nitori?!

Nitori

Nothing gets past you!

Nitori

After we got out of the old game, I asked Takane to help me move Bugged Nitori into the guidebook!

Guidebook Nitori

Bugged Nitori is no more. Say hello to Guidebook Nitori!

Oh, right. You were always meant to be a guide!

Guidebook Nitori

Yep. This is the me I was born to be!

Guidebook Nitori

I enjoyed being able to move around... but it's nice that people come to me for help.

If you're happy, I'm happy!

Thanks for not giving up on her, Nitori.

Nitori

Don't mention it. All I did was follow my own game-making philosophy.

Nitori

Games are all about freedom.

Nitori

Sometimes, a bug isn't a bug. It's a feature you never planned.

Yeah...

That's a good way to put it.

Flandre

...

Flandre

Hm? ...Teddy, where'd you go?

Guidebook Nitori

Looks like another player needs a little guidance.

Nitori

Let's make sure she has a great time... in Expo Explorer II!

Yukari

Welcome back, PLAYER.

Yukari

How was the REAL New Lunar Capital Expo?

I still don't know what bits were real or not...

But I enjoyed myself a ton!

Yukari

That's good to hear.

Yukari

The expo is a place where all kinds of creations come together.

Yukari

And I'm not just talking about the ones for sale.

Yukari

If you pour your heart into the process, any creation has value.

Yukari

And above all, no one's passion is "better" than anyone else's.

So the subject doesn't matter...

It's having passion for it?

Yukari

Exactly.

Yukari

If you're passionate about your creations, then they're worth more than all the coins in the world.

Yukari

And the New Lunar Capital Expo gives everyone's creations a place to shine.

Yukari

But it seems I'm preaching to the choir.

Yukari

Now that's out of the way, let's talk about our hauls. You DID remember to buy things, right?

Yukari

My favorite purchase... was this!

*gasp* That's...

Expo Explorer II!

Yukari

You know it?

Yukari

Why don't we boot it up and play?

Yukari

No spoilers, though, OK?

Back again at the New Lunar Capital Expo...

Wow, there's even more people today.

Chimata

Well, it is the last day for some booths!

Oh, hey, Miss Chimata!

Chimata

The New Lunar Capital Expo's not just any event! It's a festival! A short-lived paradise for creators and fans alike!

Chimata

Got anything left on your to-see list? I can give you the full VIP tour!

(Wow, she's so hyped...)

Thanks! Lead me to the final-day stuff!

Chimata

Of course! The goddess of marketplaces, Chimata Tenkyuu, is at your service!

Chimata

Aaaand that wraps up my must-see artist tour!

(I feel like I just got a crash course in expo artists.)

Chimata

Now, over here we've got the game bazaar on it's final day!

Nitori

Listen up, everyone! The big update's dropped, and Expo Explorer II EX just hit a whole new level of awesome!

Nitori

Test play ends today, so get in while you can!

(Nitori's at it again...)

(Turning a product pitch into a full-on performance...)

Chimata

Anyway, I've got staff duties to do!

Chimata

Enjoy the expo!

Thanks, Miss Chimata!

OK, now what...?

Nitori

Hey, PLAYER! You're here!

Nitori

Wanna try Expo Explorer II EX?

Uh... Uh...

What exactly is that little box thing?

Nitori

Glad you asked!

Nitori

Expo Explorer II EX takes the original Expo Explorer II, our live programming masterpiece, and kicks it up a notch!

Nitori

The old version simulated the expo itself...

Nitori

But this one has battles!

Seriously?!

Nitori

Yep!

Nitori

Everyone who helped code it is in there as bosses you can fight!

Nitori

A bunch of people signed up at the last minute, so you might end up fighting someone you don't expect!

Nitori

It's a super innovative and immersive experience! You gotta play it to believe it!

Nitori

So, friend, what do you say? Wanna give it a shot?

Sounds fun... Sounds fun...

But it's kinda scary to go alone!

Nitori

You won't be alone. Guide Nitori's there to help―

???

Hold it right there!

Sanae

I heard everything!

Sanae

Worry not, little one! Your goddess of salvation is here!

Oh, look!

It's Giant Sanae!

Sanae

G-Giant?!

Sanae

OK, fair, but I have a proper title, you know?! I'm the new Kunitsukami, Sanae Kochiya!

Sure thing, new Kunitsukami, Sanae Kochiya!

Sanae

If you're nervous about going in, I'll go first and clear the way!

Sanae

Not that I'm salty about not being invited, even though I helped with the live programming!

In that case...

I'm in!

Nitori

Nice! Looks like the party's all set!

Nitori

All right then... Expo Explorer II EX, start!

(Where... are we?)

Sanae

Oh! You're awake!

Sanae!

Is this where we start the game?

Sanae

Seems like it.

Sanae

Guess I'll start exploring―

???

Welcome to Expo Explorer II EX!

Sanae

Whoa?!

Sanae

N-Nitori's trapped in a book again!

Guidebook Nitori

Haha, relax! I'm no bug anymore! I'm Guidebook Nitori now!

Guidebook Nitori

Your AI guide through this simulation!

That's awesome!

Sanae

...Miss PLAYER, you're being way too trusting.

Well, we've met before.

Sanae

When?!

It's a long story...

Sanae

OK, fine. Game first, lore later. Let's finish this game!

Yeah, OK!

Sanae

All right then...

Sanae

I've got a question for you, Guidebook Nitori.

Guidebook Nitori

Fire away!

Sanae

We were told we can battle bosses in this game.

Sanae

So, where's the first one?

Guidebook Nitori

First boss, huh? Lemme check my database!

Guidebook Nitori

...Search complete!

Guidebook Nitori

The first boss is somewhere around the Youkai Mountain!

That area's pretty huge, you know?

Sanae

Yeah, that's awfully vague!

Guidebook Nitori

Sorry, my search engine's pretty limited. Try asking around the mountain!

So... we're basically on our own?

Sanae

That's fine! Sounds just like a proper adventure game!

Sanae

I'll use my divine powers to find the info faster than any search engine!

You sure about that?

Sanae

Of course! Now, let's head somewhere packed with my devoted worshippers!

In Expo Explorer II EX's cosplay corner...

So... where are they?

I don't see any of your worshippers...

Sanae

Strange. I figured this lunar-themed setup would attract a bunch of them...

Sanae

Oh well! Time to use my divine powers!

What exactly are you gonna do...?

Sanae

*dramatic inhale*

Sanae

'O people of the expo, hear my words! Bring forth any info you have on the whereabouts of the Youkai Mountain boss!

Sanae

Even the tiniest clue is fine!

(This... doesn't sound very divine.)

(Feels more like someone testing a mic.)

Sanae

In return, I shall reward you... with a baked sweet potato!

(She's bribing them.)

(With one sweet potato...)

???

Excuse me.

Akyuu

Are you the ones looking for information about the Youkai Mountain boss?

Yeah, that's us!

Akyuu

I found this scroll lying around. It might help.

Sanae

Th-This is... The Legendary Youkai Mountain Picture Scroll!

Do you know it?

Sanae

Not really. I just liked the dramatic name written here.

Oh...

Sanae

Hang on, this part looks like instructions or something!

Really?

Hey, Akyuu, mind decoding this for us?

Akyuu

Sure, give me a sec...

Akyuu

Um...

Akyuu

"Acquire ninety-nine sweet potatoes from the stand by the entrance, spin ten times around the silver monument...

Akyuu

And lo―the path shall glitch into existence."

That's how we get to the boss?

Sanae

Sounds super bugged!

I know, right?

Sanae

Well, only one way to find out! Let's test it!

Sanae

Okay... ninety-nine sweet potatoes, tenth lap...

Sanae

What the?!

Akyuu

We were just in the expo, but now...

Sanae

Is this the Youkai Mountain?

Shizuha

You've got some nerve, walking into my studio uninvited.

Minoriko

I might even forgive your insolence.

Minoriko

But I can't promise Lady Inadahime will!

Shizuha

Good job on making it all the way to our lair. You even managed to take us down!

Minoriko

Not bad, but don't get too cocky! We're just Stage 1 bosses. You've still got plenty more challenges ahead!

Minoriko

...Did I get that line right?

Shizuha

Yup, you nailed it, sis.

(Oh... they're not NPCs.)

(They're real people acting this out!)

Shizuha

Anyway, that's your cue to move on and beat the rest!

Minoriko

Yeah, go be heroes!

(Looks like we cleared Stage 1...)

??

Um...

Akyuu

How do we get back to the expo from here?

Good question...

It's not exactly a short walk away.

Shizuha

Oh, that's easy.

Minoriko

You just gotta buy ninety-nine baked sweet potatoes from me and you'll warp straight back!

Sanae

More potatoes?! Who coded this nonsense?!

Akyuu

Speaking of which... Miss Sanae, you still owe me that baked sweet potato.

Sanae

Ah, right, about that...

Akyuu

I believed in you...

Sanae

O-Of course! A goddess never fails her believers!

Sanae

Ninety-nine baked sweet potatoes for the trip back and one for Miss Akyuu, please!

Minoriko

Coming right up!

Minoriko

All right everyone, dig in!

(Are we... back?)

Sanae

Back at the starting point!

Oh, Sanae! Oh, Sanae!

Guess the ninety-nine baked sweet potatoes worked.

Akyuu

Seems like it.

Akyuu

Apparently, divine teleportation runs on carbs now.

Oh good, Akyuu made it back too!

Akyuu

Yes, thankfully. I usually just sit inside writing, so this was actually a good workout.

That's good!

Sanae

C'mon, guys! There are still people to save and bosses to defeat!

Right...

So... where do we find the next one?

Hatate

Need some trustworthy intel?

Hatate

Then you're in luck! Hatate Himekaidou from the Kakashi Spirit News is your girl!

Oh hey, Giant Hatate!

Hatate

Giant?! Wow, rude.

Hatate

I'm the perfect size for this old camera!

Sanae

OK, so let me ask you this, Giant Hatate―

Hatate

You're seriously calling me that again?!

Sanae

You said something like, "For accurate information, trust The Kakashi Spirit News," didn't you?

Hatate

"Something like"?! If you're gonna quote me, get it right! I don't do "something like" journalism!

Sanae

Listen, Giant Hatate―

Hatate

OK, one―stop calling me that. Two―you're the one who's not listening!

Sanae

Just tell us where the next boss is!

Hatate

Ugh, you're unbelievable. I shouldn't tell you anything... but fine!

Hatate

To prove my superior reporting skills, I'll give you one hint!

Hatate

The next boss is hiding in the Secret Desert Passage.

Hatate

You'll have to figure out the rest yourselves!

...And she's gone.

Akyuu

I feel like we could've gotten more out of her, but hey, a clue is a clue.

Sanae

Secret Desert Passage, huh? Now we just have to find a secret desert!

OK, but how do we even start looking for that?

Sanae

I guess we should ask someone.

Akyuu

It's still early in the day, so there should be a lot of people in the creator booth area.

Sanae

Excellent! To the creator booths!

Sanae

Let's get that info!

At the creator booths area...

Whoa, it's packed in here!

Akyuu

Yeah... where do we even start?

Sanae

Doesn't matter! There's no time to hesitate! If we fail, we'll just pretend it didn't happen!

Chimata

Is that you, PLAYER?

Miss Chimata?! Miss Chimata?!

I thought you were working with the staff today!

Chimata

T-Technically, yes, but...

Chimata

Being the goddess of the markets and all, I couldn't resist checking out the creator booths inside this game!

Chimata

Let's keep this between us, OK?

S-Sure!

(I bet everyone already noticed she's gone.)

By the way, ever heard of the Secret Desert Passage?

Chimata

Hmm... can't say I have.

Chimata

But I have heard of secret circles. Some people don't want their work or family to know they're participating in the expo.

Chimata

Nothing about a Secret Desert Passage, though.

Aww...

Sanae

Then maybe you've heard something about other kinds of passages?

Sanae

Any rumors about weird shortcuts around the venue?

Chimata

Shortcuts, hmm... not exactly. But I did hear something strange.

Sanae

Oh? Do tell!

Chimata

Rumor has it, people go into the changing rooms... and just vanish.

Sanae

I didn't know this was going to be a horror story!

Chimata

They say the door next to the changing rooms is connected to Hell. Take one wrong step, and you're gone.

Wait a minute...

Sanae

Something about this story sounds very familiar...

Tenshi

Let's put a desert by the changing rooms. That should get people excited!

Byakuren

A wonderful idea. Deserts are great for racing AND training arcs.

That's right!

There's a desert by the changing rooms!

Sanae

Oh yes! That's what Tenshi added during the live programming session!

Then that's gotta be the Secret Desert Passage!

Sanae

No doubt about it! Let's go!

Chimata

...Wh-What's going on?!

Akyuu

Beats me...

Tenshi

Well, well... so you've found the secret passage.

Byakuren

The light of Buddhism must've guided you here.

Mokou

Don't expect us to go easy on you!

Mokou

Not bad. You can actually fight.

Byakuren

Oh, and just so you know, we were only using a third of our power because this was Stage 2.

Sanae

What kind of math is that?!

Akyuu

I'm sure there's some sense to it...

So... you guys are the Stage 2 bosses, right?

We beat you, but we're still here. How do we get back?

Sanae

Yeah, is there a way to warp back?

Tenshi

Warp? Hah! We don't do easy mode here.

...Should've seen that coming.

Byakuren

But if you hop on my Vimana next to Shiun, I can drop you off at the expo's eastern entrance.

A bike ride back?! A bike ride back?!

(A bike ride with Shiun does sound kinda fun!)

Mokou

And if you hop on my Salamander, I'll take you straight to the final boss.

Sanae

So the final boss is next!

Tenshi

Yup. But fair warning...

Tenshi

Lots of people wandered in from the changing rooms, challenged the boss, and never came back.

What?!

(Who just wanders in and picks a fight with a boss?!)

So what's the plan?

Sanae

Isn't that obvious?!

Sanae

We're taking that boss down!

Mokou

Full throttle, Salamander!

C-Calm down, Miss Mokou! Remember, safety first!

Mokou

Pfft! We'd never get anywhere with your "safety first"!

Mokou

Besides...

Mokou

If I don't burn bright, I'll just burn out without a purpose in life!

M-Miss Mokou...

(So that's what keeps her fire burning...)

Mokou

Hang on tight, 'cause we're not slowing down!

Mokou

Burn, Salamander!

Y-Yeah!

Mokou

That's the spirit! Feel the heat, baby!

Now I'm pumped up too!

Mokou

Full throttle we go! Oh, wow...

Mokou

Would you look at that...

What is it?

Mokou

That's our destination. Your cheering for Salamader got us here faster than expected.

Mokou

We're here.

Mokou

This is the final boss's lair.

Huh, but this is...

???

W-Wait!

Tenshi, Akyuu, Sanae!

Akyuu

Mokou was going too fast... I had to hitch a ride on Tenshi's bike just to keep up...

Tenshi

I told her to just go back, but turns out she's got guts.

Sanae

I flew here, by the way. Being a living god has its perks!

S-Sorry, we kinda zoomed ahead!

Sanae

Don't sweat it. It's no big deal.

Akyuu

Just one small issue...

Sanae

Yeah, this place...

Sanae

Isn't this where we started?!

Mokou

No, it's not.

Mokou

This is the final stage―

Mokou

The True Lunar Capital Expo!

Sanae

The what now?

Akyuu

I'm completely lost...

Hatate

Allow me! Lucky for you, I've been stalking―uh, observing your journey for journalistic integrity!

Miss Hatate! You're back!

Hatate

The True Lunar Capital Expo is only accessible to those who've beaten all the bosses up to now!

Sanae

So, we're not back at the start...?

Hatate

That's what I've been saying! This is the TRUE Lunar Expo, not the NEW one!

Akyuu

I'm still lost...

Hatate

*sigh* Maybe this will help. I wrote an article all about it!

"Bosses in Shambles! Will PLAYER and Friends Achieve the True Ending?!"

Wow!

Sanae

So this is like a hidden stage where we can fight the true final boss?

Akyuu

I think I get it now!

Hatate

Exactly!

Hatate

I can't believe I had to explain this right before the final boss...

So where's this big finale supposed to happen?

Hatate

I want to say go figure it out yourselves...

Hatate

But I've got a reputation to uphold. So here's a tip!

Thanks, Miss Hatate!

(Hatate's actually kinda nice!)

Hatate

According to my sources, the final boss is... on the Moon!

Hatate

Don't ask me what that means, though!

Hatate

That's all from me!

On the Moon, huh?

Akyuu

Is there even a way to get there?

Hatate

Logically speaking, no. But logic's been gone for several stages now.

Sanae

...Oh!

Did you realize something, Sanae?

Sanae

Yes! I...

Sanae

Really need to use the restroom! I've been holding it in this whole time!

You better go then!

Akyuu

A wise call before the final boss fight.

In the True Lunar Capital Expo's cosplay corner...

Akyuu

That monument kind of looks like the Moon, right?

Akyuu

Do you see any boss around it...?

Nope, there's no one.

Akyuu

So if that's not it, what else around here could count as the Moon?

Sanae

Miss PLAYER! Miss Akyuu!

Oh, you're back!

Akyuu

Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?

Sanae

I just remembered something huge!

Like what?

Sanae

The Moon is to the right of the restrooms!

Akyuu

...I'm sorry, what?

Oh, right!

Sanae

A desert next to a dressing room... That IS exciting!

Sanae

I gotta up my game. How about... a patch of lunar surface beside the restrooms?!

Sanae

Answer nature's call, then BOOM! You're in space!

It's true!

Akyuu

...You're kidding!

Sanae

Now that we know where it is―

Sanae

Let's take that final boss down!

Flandre

Really? I'm stationed next to the restrooms? Ugh, so not classy for a final boss!

Flandre

Well, whatever.

Flandre

Cue the boss music!

Flandre

Well, well...

Flandre

Guess you're not all as pathetic as I thought.

Flandre

Teddy here is something else.

Akyuu

She just tanked that entire storm like it was nothing...

Sanae

W-We're doomed! Run before she destroys us or something!

Wait!

She's not as invincible as she looks!

Flandre

Huh?

Flandre

Don't get in my way, other me.

Flandre

You're...

Flandre

Making us lose...

Akyuu

Sh-She's down!

Sanae

Did we actually beat her?!

Flandre

...

Flandre

...You lot.

Sanae

EEEK!

Akyuu

She's up again!

Relax!

Something's different... She's got a different vibe.

Flandre

...

Flandre

...You did it.

Flandre

You beat the game.

Sanae

What just happened?!

Akyuu

Looks like we're back at the game bazaar.

Guess we really unlocked the ending cutscene.

Nitori

Congratulations, PLAYER! You've officially cleared Expo Explorer II EX!

Woohoo!

Sanae

That means we saved everyone at the expo!

Akyuu

I totally lost track of the story halfway, but if the game says complete, I'll take it!

Nitori

Not gonna lie, the expo was about to close, and I was seconds away from patching in a rescue NPC.

Nitori

But looks like my MVPs didn't need it!

Nitori

Oh, and right on cue...

Expo Announcer

This concludes the New Lunar Capital Expo!

Expo Announcer

To spice things up this year, we forcibly summoned guests from other worlds with Seal Crystals.

Expo Announcer

To assist everyone in returning home safely, our staff have placed more Seal Crystals throughout the venue.

Expo Announcer

We look forward to seeing you again next year, assuming you make it back in one piece!

Expo Announcer

Please leave before the scheduled closing time, and refrain from holding unauthorized afterparties on site.

Expo Announcer

Thank you all for making this year's expo a success!

Expo Announcer

...But it's not like anyone's going to make them go home if they don't want to!

Expo Announcer

Princess! The microphone's still on!

Expo Announcer

Oops, I did it again...

Classic Miss Kaguya...

She's such a playful princess!

Nitori

All right, time to wrap things up. I'll notify all the bosses who're still in game.

The bosses are popping out of the box!

Shizuha

I'll be hosting my next art exhibition in another world. Swing by if you're around!

Minoriko

And if you ever want to be nurtured, come to my world. I'll keep you fed and happy.

Byakuren

All right, time to get back to the Race Across Gensokyo.

Tenshi

I'll miss the attention we got here.

Mokou

Yeah, but we're not built for attention! We're built for speed!

Chimata

OK! Anyone who wants to go home using a Seal Crystal, line up here!

(Miss Chimata's actually doing her staff job this time!)

(Kinda sad, but at least everyone will get home safely.)

Hatate

Guess I'll have to hunt down my next scoop now that the expo's wrapping up.

Hatate

With all the experience I've gained here, I might finally outdo Aya!

Akyuu

Everyone's leaving...

Akyuu

I should too. I still need to finish editing the Gensokyo Chronicle.

Akyuu

Time to go home.

Akyuu

See you later, PLAYER.

Later!

Nitori

And that leaves...

Nitori

The hero and the final boss.

You going home too, Flan?

Flandre

Nope.

Flandre

Still got unfinished business.

I see...

Well, if you need help, you know where to find me.

Flandre

...Yep.

Flandre

See ya.

Nitori

The festival's over.

Nitori

Time to head back to the dev room in my world.

So you're from another world too?

Nitori

Yep. This expo really gets the creative juices flowing.

Nitori

Hard not to lose track of time here.

Nitori...

Sanae

It won't be the same without you...

Yeah.

Wait a minute...

Sanae, aren't you going home, too?

Sanae

What do you mean? I live here!

...You do?

I've lost track after hopping in the game so many times.

???

Reboot your brain, Miss PLAYER!

Sanae

This is the REAL me!

Sanae

Look, I'm not that tall!

Oh, yeah!

Your hair isn't that long, either!

Sanae

My perfect plan to stay behind has been ruined!

Nitori

Just give it up already.

Sanae

*sigh* Fine...

Sanae

The Lunarians are waiting for me anyway!

Sanae

Farewell, everyone!

It's kinda lonely with everyone gone.

Nitori

Don't worry, friend.

Nitori

This is for you.

Wait... Is this Expo Explorer II EX?!

Nitori

I made a few improvements while you were saying your goodbyes.

Nitori

Now you can choose me as your partner in game.

No way!

Nitori

Yes way. Now you won't be lonely.

Thanks, Nitori!

Nitori

For what? I just made the game I wanted to make.

Nitori...

Nitori

It's my finest work yet. Take care of it.

I will!

Nitori

See you next time...

Nitori

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